1. Please.Copy !req
2. Who are you?Copy !req
3. My name is Penelope Taint.Copy !req
4. I'm Amanda's number one fan, please.Copy !req
5. And you are?Copy !req
6. Nico.Copy !req
7. I'm Amanda's martial arts instructor.Copy !req
8. You teach Amanda karate?Copy !req
9. Karate, taekwondo, jiu-jitsu, fondue...
Stop speaking and take me to meet Amanda!Copy !req
10. Sorry, I cannot help you.Copy !req
11. Wait, you say you're an
expert in martial arts?Copy !req
12. I'm a ninth degree black belt.Copy !req
13. Then I issue you this challenge.Copy !req
14. Challenge?Copy !req
15. You and I do battle.Copy !req
16. If I win, you take me to meet Amanda.Copy !req
17. Me fight you?Copy !req
18. Impressive.Copy !req
19. Not bad, please.Copy !req
20. So, Nico, do you accept my challenge?Copy !req
21. Fine.Copy !req
22. If you defeat me,
I will introduce you to Amanda.Copy !req
23. You're on.Copy !req
24. You give up yet?Copy !req
25. Maybe, but then again...Copy !req
26. Now take me to meet Amanda!Copy !req
27. Not yet, crazy one!Copy !req
28. Yes!Copy !req
29. Thank you so much.Copy !req
30. My name is Amanda,
and this is my television program.Copy !req
31. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
32. I appreciate the clapping.Copy !req
33. You're so kind.Copy !req
34. Hey, what's wrong with Amanda?Copy !req
35. I don't know.Copy !req
36. She's acting all weird.Copy !req
37. Hey, Amanda, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
38. Yeah!Copy !req
39. I will ask you not to call
out during this presentation.Copy !req
40. Presentation?Copy !req
41. Something's not right.Copy !req
42. ICopy !req
43. must ask you to vacate the stage.Copy !req
44. Please.Copy !req
45. I am so sorry, you guys.Copy !req
46. The producers of the show wanted
to try out this new Amanda robot.Copy !req
47. I knew it wouldn't work.Copy !req
48. Sorry, Amanda.Copy !req
49. You can go ahead and send
the robot back to base.Copy !req
50. Thank you.Copy !req
51. See ya!Copy !req
52. So, I told the producers
that it wouldn't work.Copy !req
53. Even though the robot looks like me,
I knewCopy !req
54. you guys would be able
to tell that it was me.Copy !req
55. Who's screaming?Copy !req
56. Amanda?Copy !req
57. Yeah?Copy !req
58. What button did you press on
the robot's remote control?Copy !req
59. I hit return to base.Copy !req
60. I hit the kill Drake
button by mistake.Copy !req
61. Okay.Copy !req
62. No big deal.Copy !req
63. Sorry.Copy !req
64. Okay, stick around.Copy !req
65. We'll be back in a second.Copy !req
66. I just stopped.Copy !req
67. Well,Copy !req
68. I know what'll fix you up.Copy !req
69. Mammal-o's!Copy !req
70. Mammal what?Copy !req
71. Mammal-o's!Copy !req
72. TastyCopy !req
73. new breakfast cereal with a
special surprise in every bowl!Copy !req
74. I got a guinea pig!Copy !req
75. Mammal-o's gives you your recommended
daily allowance of vitamins, minerals,Copy !req
76. fiber, and a furry little animal!Copy !req
77. Thanks, Mom!Copy !req
78. Hey, where's my mammal?Copy !req
79. Delicious!Copy !req
80. Delicious!Copy !req
81. This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.Copy !req
82. When you have a beef, don't take
the law into your own hands.Copy !req
83. Take it to Judge Trudy.Copy !req
84. Okay.Copy !req
85. Raise your arms!Copy !req
86. I am Judge Trudy.Copy !req
87. Now, Mrs. Biffle, I understand that
you're being sued by your son Jamie here.Copy !req
88. That's correct, Your Honor.Copy !req
89. You bet it is!Copy !req
90. He filled our entire house with water!Copy !req
91. I sure did, Judge Trudy!Copy !req
92. So, what's the problem here?Copy !req
93. She took away my allowance!Copy !req
94. Yeah,Copy !req
95. yeah, they ripped your wig off.Copy !req
96. I wasn't wearing a wig!Copy !req
97. So it'll grow back!Copy !req
98. Now, Baldo, why don't you explain why
you took this boy's allowance away?Copy !req
99. Well, as I was saying
before I was de-haired,Copy !req
100. my son filled our
whole house with water.Copy !req
101. I'm having trouble picturing that.Copy !req
102. Bailiff,
please recreate the alleged wetness.Copy !req
103. Wetness on its way!Copy !req
104. May I?Copy !req
105. No!Copy !req
106. Too bad.Copy !req
107. Don't want to hear
excuses from someone whoCopy !req
108. shows up in my courtroom
all drippy and hairless!Copy !req
109. When I showed up I was dry and hairy!Copy !req
110. You drip one more drop of water in my
courtroom and you will lose this case!Copy !req
111. Bailiff!Copy !req
112. D-range woodpeckers, coming up!Copy !req
113. Now, just one moment, I just...Copy !req
114. Next case!Copy !req
115. The litigants for our next case
are entering the courtroom.Copy !req
116. No one invites me to parties.Copy !req
117. Margie Finkus,
please tell the court why you're here.Copy !req
118. Well, I was on a class field
trip to the White House and,Copy !req
119. like, I got totally yelled at
by these government agents.Copy !req
120. Your Honor, this girl was in
direct violation of Code 457B.Copy !req
121. Talk English, G-man!Copy !req
122. She painted the White House pink,
Your Honor.Copy !req
123. Yeah?Copy !req
124. So?Copy !req
125. The White House is an important
historical landmark, ma'am.Copy !req
126. The president lives there.Copy !req
127. And it is intended to
be a White House, ma'am.Copy !req
128. It's in the name.Copy !req
129. Shut your blabberboxes!Copy !req
130. Yeah!Copy !req
131. Did it ever occur to you
that perhaps this girl hadCopy !req
132. a good reason for painting
the White House pink?Copy !req
133. No, ma'am.Copy !req
134. It did not.Copy !req
135. Margie, tell the court why you did it.Copy !req
136. I didn't think I'd get caught.Copy !req
137. Perfectly reasonable!Copy !req
138. But, Your Honor... Silence!Copy !req
139. I hereby find it favorable of the
plaintiff, Margie Finkus, and order theseCopy !req
140. two government agents to be chewed
upon by two hungry leprechauns!Copy !req
141. Leprechauns?Copy !req
142. Chewed upon?Copy !req
143. It's lunchtime for the leprechauns!Copy !req
144. Chewed upon?Copy !req
145. The Extremes!Copy !req
146. Give me all your threes.Copy !req
147. Go fish!Copy !req
148. What was that?Copy !req
149. I think it was... Thunder!Copy !req
150. Quick, hide!Copy !req
151. Sweetheart,
you look absolutely gorgeous!Copy !req
152. My little baby's going to her parents!Copy !req
153. This is the proudest day of my...
Spider!Copy !req
154. Where?Copy !req
155. Table!Copy !req
156. The spider is dead!Copy !req
157. Doorbell!Copy !req
158. Take cover!Copy !req
159. Okay, I'll get it.Copy !req
160. Careful!Copy !req
161. Miss Extreme?Copy !req
162. Who are you and what do you want?Copy !req
163. I'm your paperboy.Copy !req
164. I'm here to deliver your paper,
everyone.Copy !req
165. It's the paperboy who
brought us the newspaper!Copy !req
166. It is so nice of you to come
and bring newspapers every day.Copy !req
167. Is there anything we can
do for you in return?Copy !req
168. Well, you could pay me
for the past two months.Copy !req
169. So it's money you want!Copy !req
170. Typical!Copy !req
171. I thought you liked us for us!Copy !req
172. Guys, guys, guys!Copy !req
173. Fifty cents?Copy !req
174. A day?Copy !req
175. Why, that's a bargain!Copy !req
176. Here you go.Copy !req
177. Keep the change, paperboy.Copy !req
178. Thanks!Copy !req
179. I miss the paperboy!Copy !req
180. He was so nice!Copy !req
181. Quick!Copy !req
182. Play dead!Copy !req
183. Maybe it won't eat us!Copy !req
184. Hello?Copy !req
185. Mr. and Mrs. Extreme?Copy !req
186. Don't be a hero, boy!Copy !req
187. It's just a little kitty.Copy !req
188. I'll save you!Copy !req
189. Cindy, that was so... so brave!Copy !req
190. You saved your prom date's life!Copy !req
191. That's the risk I've had to take!Copy !req
192. You know what, Cindy?Copy !req
193. Maybe we should get going.Copy !req
194. Don't be silly, Ellen.Copy !req
195. Come on.Copy !req
196. You're not leaving without
having a beverage first!Copy !req
197. My mom makes the best beverages!Copy !req
198. Thank you.Copy !req
199. Thank you.Copy !req
200. Look, I got some on my jacket.Copy !req
201. He spilled!Copy !req
202. Dear!Copy !req
203. Hang on!Copy !req
204. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
205. All right, and clear!Copy !req
206. JimCopy !req
207. Ham with the DVD player!Copy !req
208. Amanda!Copy !req
209. You'll never defeat Nico!Copy !req
210. My truck!Copy !req
211. Go!Copy !req
212. You fight like seven tigers.Copy !req
213. Seven tigers who must meet Amanda!Copy !req
214. You'll never defeat me!Copy !req
215. For I am Nico.Copy !req
216. Big whoop!Copy !req
217. Where did you learn
to fight so cleverly?Copy !req
218. On the internet.Copy !req
219. Internet?Copy !req
220. Yes, please.Copy !req
221. I have my own Amanda website,
you know, www.amandaplease.com.Copy !req
222. Would you like to view it?Copy !req
223. Sure.Copy !req
224. Too bad, Nico!Copy !req
225. You fight with Treachery Woman!Copy !req
226. I must meet Amanda!Copy !req
227. Then you will have to beat me!Copy !req
228. Boss toy!Copy !req
229. OneCopy !req
230. time, my mom was all, get a haircut.Copy !req
231. And I was all, okay.Copy !req
232. And she was all, get a haircut today.Copy !req
233. And I was all, okay.Copy !req
234. And she was all,
did you get a haircut yet?Copy !req
235. And I was all, no.Copy !req
236. Then I got a haircut,
and my mom was all, appreciate it.Copy !req
237. That was Totally Kyle!Copy !req
238. Totally!Copy !req
239. ThisCopy !req
240. has been a really fun show.Copy !req
241. And now I am so psyched,
because I am about toCopy !req
242. introduce you to someone
very special to me.Copy !req
243. So say hello to my karate
instructor and good friend, Nico!Copy !req
244. Nico!Copy !req
245. Does anybody know where Nico is?Copy !req
246. Help!Copy !req
247. Please!Copy !req
248. Say you give up!Copy !req
249. Never please!Copy !req
250. I must whoop your bottom so I
may finally meet Amanda, please!Copy !req
251. My bottom will never be whooped by
an insane girl with short pants!Copy !req
252. I wouldn't count on that, please!Copy !req
253. Elbows, see ya!Copy !req
254. Amanda, please!Copy !req