The Amanda Show 3x6

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Penelope makes this instant message machine for a chance to meet Amanda. Amanda's opening turns into a game show because two blokes think the show is a game show. We stop at a commercial for Super Red Hots, a fun candy. There's time for another edition of The Dare Show. Someone from Boston, Illinois wants Sharon to eat some of Toby's hair. Someone from San Francisco, Tennesee played by Josh wants Toby to wear a bra and stuff it with macaroni and cheese. Someone from Nashville, Ireland wants Sharon to slack peanut butter and marshmallows all over her hair. And finally, someone from Minneapolis, Massachusetts wants Sharon and Toby's mom to lick the camera lenses. There's a Hillbilly Moment featuring a cement block. The Queen of England gets interviewed at Amanda's Jacuzzi and Kyle talks about getting gum on his shoe. The show ends with the cast members crowding around the camera trying to get a speck off the lenses.

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1. What are we doing now, Penelope?

2. I'm going to use this rope to climb to the top of the building.

3. I will then blast a hole in the roof and drop

4. down right into Amanda's dressing room, please.

5. Aren't you late for your psychiatrist appointment?

6. Mind your business, boy.

7. Here goes.

8. Make

9. sure no one sees me.

10. We'll keep in touch via walkie.

11. I'm almost at the top of the building, please.

12. Over.

13. Yeah, I could see that.

14. Will you make me a sandwich?

15. Over.

16. No.

17. Over.

18. Hi.

19. Amanda!

20. Hi, you're, Preston.

21. Preston, that's right.

22. We've met before.

23. Yeah.

24. Penelope!

25. Over.

26. Not now, Preston.

27. Over.

28. But... I'm busy, please.

29. Who are you talking to?

30. My sister.

31. Could you stay and meet her?

32. Nah.

33. I would, but the show's about to start.

34. I gotta get ready.

35. Penelope!

36. That idiot security guard!

37. No, Amanda!

38. I wanted to show you guys this really cool

39. karate move that my instructor just taught me.

40. Sacre bleu!

41. What was that?

42. It is I, Amanda.

43. Jacques Marfuf.

44. Now, could you please hold still?

45. Do not move, please.

46. And why shouldn't I move?

47. Because I am painting a portrait of you.

48. And if you keep wiggling about, I will not be able to finish.

49. Well, can we possibly do this another time?

50. Because I really gotta show these guys this karate... Hold still!

51. All right.

52. When do you think that this painting will be finished?

53. Voila!

54. It is done.

55. It is a masterpiece.

56. Really?

57. Could we all see the painting?

58. But of course.

59. That's really good.

60. Isn't that good, you guys?

61. But what's that behind me?

62. That is Drake.

63. How you say, falling from the ceiling.

64. Why would you paint Drake falling from the ceiling?

65. No!

66. No!

67. Stick around.

68. We'll be back in a sec.

69. This party is great.

70. But my big toe is so boring.

71. My big toe is boring, too.

72. It doesn't have to be.

73. What can we do?

74. Look!

75. My beautiful big

76. toe's a ballerina.

77. My big toe's a welder.

78. Say, girls, whatcha doin'?

79. We're a showgirls!

80. Hey, what's going on here?

81. Perfect!

82. My big toe's a fairy princess.

83. My beautiful big toe comes with some of what you see here.

84. I love you, Princess Toe.

85. And I love you, too.

86. Hi, and welcome to.

87. The Girls' Room!

88. Okay, my name is Amber.

89. And if you look up popular in the dictionary, you'll find me.

90. I'm Sheila.

91. Anybody got a problem with that?

92. My name's Tammy.

93. I'm an exchange student from Tennessee.

94. My name's Elizabeth.

95. Your name is Debbie?

96. Well, yeah.

97. But if my name were Elizabeth, it'd be Elizabeth.

98. Okay, today is a really exciting day in the Girls' Room because we're celebrating.

99. Amber's birthday!

100. And since it's my birthday, I thought we'd

101. start the show with you guys giving me presents.

102. I wanna go first.

103. You shouldn't have.

104. I'm sorry.

105. What are you doing?

106. Give it!

107. But you said I shouldn't have.

108. That's just an expression.

109. Look, this is my favorite expression.

110. Just open the present before Elizabeth pushes me over the edge.

111. Okay.

112. I wonder what it could be.

113. Eggs!

114. Debbie got you a dozen eggs for your birthday.

115. What is missing?

116. I couldn't help myself.

117. He's so cute.

118. He?

119. Wait.

120. She.

121. Excuse me, but aren't you late for the stupid parade?

122. We have a parade now?

123. For the love of brothers and sisters, can I please get to my gift?

124. Go ahead, Tammy.

125. Happy birthday, Amber!

126. Sheila?

127. I'm way ahead of you.

128. Let's go, choir boy.

129. Sheila,

130. time for your present.

131. I hope you like it.

132. Well, well, look what the possum dragged in.

133. What are you doing in here, Daniel Spencer?

134. I have as much right to be in the girls' bathroom as you people.

135. Hey, I like your dress, Danielle.

136. You should.

137. It cost over $300.

138. Excuse me, won't you?

139. You know what?

140. I just thought of a better present.

141. I'll be right back.

142. Happy birthday, Amber.

143. Well,

144. that's our show.

145. Remember, I'm popular.

146. I'm southern.

147. I'm attitudinal.

148. I'm Elizabeth.

149. Daddy!

150. I like... eggs.

151. Okay, you guys are here on a really exciting night because in just a second,

152. you're going to see a very cool and slightly shocking episode of Moody's Point.

153. Okay, you ready?

154. Everybody, Moody's Point.

155. Blew up a glove.

156. So, what can I help you kids with tonight?

157. Dr. Polip, I want to donate... Are you pregnant?

158. No.

159. You're pregnant, aren't you?

160. Come on, you can tell me.

161. No, I'm not pregnant.

162. I'm a boy.

163. Easy there, snack pants.

164. Who is the doctor here?

165. Dr. Polip, I'm here because I want to donate my toe to Moody's Point.

166. My father.

167. Well, that's very magnanimous of you, but I'm afraid it's quite impossible.

168. Why is it impossible?

169. Because the replacement toe would have to come from a blood relative.

170. Have you looked everywhere for the missing toe?

171. Everywhere.

172. We have no idea where it could be.

173. The toe!

174. Dr. Polip, if a replacement toe has to come from a

175. blood relative, then I'm going to give my father my toe.

176. Moody, no!

177. I have to do this.

178. Very well.

179. We'll have to take a blood sample.

180. Blood sample?

181. Standard procedure, just to make sure you're healthy.

182. Hello?

183. Hello?

184. Misty.

185. Misty, I'm going to go get a snack.

186. Dr. Bruce, telephone, please.

187. Dr. Bruce, telephone, please.

188. Dr. Kravitz, you have a visitor in the main lobby.

189. Dr. Kravitz... Nurse, is this the patient for the baboon heart transplant?

190. Yeah, I guess.

191. All right, let's get her into surgery.

192. You

193. don't want your toe.

194. I can take care of myself.

195. I'm fine.

196. Dr. Polip.

197. Moody.

198. What are you doing here?

199. I'm afraid there's a problem.

200. What kind of problem?

201. We compared Moody's blood type with her father's.

202. And?

203. You're not his daughter.

204. It seems that you were switched at birth with another baby.

205. You're not Moody Fallon.

206. Dr. Kravitz, a visitor in the main lobby.

207. Doctor, was the operation a success?

208. Yes, ma'am.

209. The baboon heart is beating just fine.

210. Baboon heart?

211. What's that supposed to mean?

212. That's not my husband.

213. You gave me a baboon heart?

214. You're so hurtful.

215. When my parents find out about this, they are going to be so angry.

216. I can't believe this.

217. Moody's not my daughter?

218. How can that be?

219. Babies get switched all the time.

220. We just like to keep it quiet, because, you

221. know, people tend to get all upset about it.

222. And you think you'll be able to find out who her biological parents are?

223. And who the real Moody is?

224. Yeah.

225. Or not.

226. I don't really know.

227. I barely got through medical school.

228. Well, good night.

229. Moody's Point will return in a moment.

230. And now, back to Moody's Point.

231. What?

232. How?

233. My parents?

234. Yes, they're coming to your house tonight.

235. Guys, you all have to be there with me.

236. But tonight's my gymnastics competition.

237. I'll get it.

238. Moody?

239. Yes?

240. Hi.

241. I'm a social worker.

242. I'm so sorry.

243. Me too.

244. Anyway, your mom and dad are going to be here in just a minute.

245. It's okay, Moody.

246. Or whoever you are.

247. I wish the woman I thought was my mom were here.

248. Me too.

249. I wonder where she is.

250. My gosh!

251. performing Misty Rain.

252. It's not fair!

253. She's got a baboon heart!

254. You're so hurtful!

255. You're so hurtful!

256. Moody, are you ready?

257. Yes.

258. Okay.

259. Moody, I'd like you to meet your parents.

260. The Worsbergs.

261. Flying Worsbergs.

262. Flying?

263. We're circus people.

264. Hello, Yolanda.

265. Yolanda?

266. That's your real name.

267. Well, let's go.

268. That's right.

269. We have a show this weekend.

270. You've got a lot of circus things to learn.

271. You bet.

272. Bye, everyone.

273. Bye, Yolanda.

274. Wait.

275. I just want to tell all of you how much each one of you means to me and how much

276. I'll miss you guys for the rest of my life.

277. Okay.

278. Are you all ready to meet the real Moody?

279. Come in, Moody.

280. Guys,

281. okay, I want to show you guys this really cool

282. trick that I can do with two straws and a tomato.

283. Help you.

284. Who are you?

285. And what are you doing in my bathroom?

286. Look, I'm Amanda, and this isn't your bathroom.

287. And who are all these people?

288. Sir, this is a TV show, and that's the studio audience.

289. TV show?

290. You mean people at home can see us right now?

291. Yeah.

292. Millions of viewers.

293. Really?

294. Well, that's just great.

295. I'm happy for you, really.

296. Thank you.

297. Excuse me.

298. Okay, that's our show.

299. I got to go shrink wrap an octopus.

300. See ya!

301. Amanda, please.