The Amanda Show 3x4

Directed by Ken Whittingham

OPENING: Penelope uses truth gas on Drake and Josh but it actually makes them tell about their lives instead of telling Penelope where Amanda is. AMANDA: Amanda forgets her opening joke. COMMERCIAL: Snap, Crackle, KABOOM! (WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK SIGN: Shows Amanda doing a dance infront of her house) CINTHIA WORTHINGTON AMANDA'S JACUZZI: A Professional Wrestler gets interviewed THE LUCKLESSES: The family goes to baseball game HILLBILLY MOMENT: Eenis gets hit upon the head with a head (WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK SIGN: Shows Amanda doing a hawaiian dance) PENELOPE MIDDLE: Penelope and her brother Preston try to phone Amanda on a 40 foot pole (They get France, South Dakota, and finally Amanda's Dressing Room). But when they reach Amanda, the wires explode. CALLING MR.OLDMAN: ""Sally Poofenduff"" calls Mr.Oldman about squirting whipped cream in his mouth and calls him Uncle Nipsy. CLOSING: 3 big blokes try to get Amanda to eat clams.

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1. OK, so how do we play?

2. Here, I'll show you.

3. OK, now what?

4. OK, is it my turn yet?

5. No, that's game.

6. Play again.

7. Shoo!

8. Hey, have you guys seen the new baby?

9. What baby?

10. We gotta get the baby some food.

11. Would you guys watch her?

12. Sure.

13. Sure.

14. Look who's a cutie.

15. No!

16. Sorry,

17. I forgot my purse.

18. Are you guys playing?

19. I'll be back, OK?

20. The superior to the chopstick!

21. You

22. guys picked a great night to be here because you guys get to see my grandmother

23. come up here and wrestle a pack of... I cannot believe you!

24. I honestly cannot believe you!

25. OK, guys, we're doing a show here.

26. I'm so sorry, Amanda, I didn't mean to interrupt.

27. I was talking to my boyfriend.

28. What did I do now?

29. Yeah, what did he do?

30. I caught him staring at another girl.

31. Well... What girl?

32. Amanda.

33. I saw you staring right at her.

34. Well, she is on stage, I'm supposed to look at Amanda.

35. Right, Amanda?

36. Yeah, he really is.

37. You know, you guys are right, I'm just being jealous.

38. I'm sorry, please, go on.

39. Alright...

40. Anyway, like I was saying, my grandmother is gonna come out here and wrestle this

41. pack of vicious... You're doing it again!

42. What?

43. You're staring at Amanda again.

44. Well, it's her show, what am I supposed to look at?

45. Is it me?

46. Amanda, come on, back me up.

47. I really don't wanna get in the middle of things, but...

48. Elise, Elise, I really don't think he did anything wrong.

49. There, you see?

50. You're right.

51. I'm sorry, Anthony.

52. I'm sorry, Amanda, please, go on, I apologize.

53. It's OK.

54. Alright, where was I?

55. Again!

56. You're doing it again!

57. You know what, that is it, move.

58. I'm so out of here.

59. No, wait, wait, wait, sweetie, no!

60. Come back, sweetie!

61. Please!

62. I'm sorry.

63. I'm sorry.

64. Sometimes girls just get jealous like that.

65. I love you.

66. What?

67. I love you.

68. So much.

69. Right.

70. OK, stick around, we'll be back in a second to do stuff.

71. This artichoke is boring.

72. No, let's play Pass the Skunk!

73. Pass the skunk?

74. Yeah, pass the skunk!

75. How do we play?

76. Just pass the skunk around until the music stops.

77. Then what?

78. You'll see!

79. no!

80. I've been stinkified!

81. It burns my eyes!

82. Say, kids, what reeks?

83. Hey, who's this little guy?

84. What?

85. This is nauseating!

86. Pass the skunk!

87. Comes with live skunk and music box.

88. May cause warts, swelling and fits of rage.

89. Come on, stop!

90. You guys sell hot dogs?

91. That's right, we're weenie people!

92. Me too.

93. I'm a hot dog eating champ.

94. I love all kinds of hot dogs.

95. If it's meat on a bun, I'll eat it.

96. So, start me off with three foot longs.

97. Three foot long weenies coming up!

98. Hey, you know, I love chili on a weenie.

99. You got chili?

100. No, but.

101. I thought it looks great, but... Eat it!

102. Well, I don't know.

103. It's meat on a bun, your favorite!

104. Right.

105. I did say that, didn't I?

106. Okay...

107. You know, I don't know if I like that one.

108. Maybe I'll just go with mustard on this weenie.

109. All right.

110. Here you go.

111. Thanks.

112. Good old mustard, right?

113. Is it just me, or is this mustard crunchy?

114. That's our special mustard.

115. It's made with real eye crust.

116. We call it crustard.

117. Eye crust?

118. Crustard.

119. You need more crustard?

120. Go back to sleep, Grandpa.

121. Fine, fine.

122. Nighty-night.

123. Loser!

124. All right, let's just forget the toppings, okay?

125. I'm just gonna have this footlong plain.

126. Well?

127. Good?

128. Well, I've eaten a lot of footlongs in my day, but...

129. never one that smelled quite like this.

130. That's because our footlong weenies contain meat from an actual foot.

131. A foot?

132. Nice long ones.

133. You people give weenies a bad name?

134. Get off!

135. without finishing all his weenies.

136. That's okay, Mother Cup.

137. The important thing is we got his money.

138. Here,

139. welcome to Weenie Dooper.

140. Weenie Dooper, didn't you guys used to sell cookies here?

141. Yeah, but now we are weenie people.

142. We are weenie people.

143. Cookies weren't really our thing.

144. Yeah, well, weenies aren't really our thing.

145. My thing, man.

146. I'm a vegetarian, and I think it's wrong to eat meat.

147. No problem.

148. We got a special weenie for you.

149. It's our veggie dog.

150. Veggie dog?

151. Try it.

152. It's good.

153. Righteous, man.

154. Now, what's this veggie dog made with?

155. Real veggies.

156. And real dogs.

157. Dogs.

158. What's the matter, hippie no likey?

159. You people are sick, man.

160. Where's the love?

161. Peace.

162. Weenies.

163. That's okay, baby.

164. I know where Grandpa hides all his cash.

165. I heard that.

166. Go back to sleep, old man.

167. Fine.

168. Wake me up when you're not a failure.

169. Hi there.

170. Welcome to Weenie Dooper.

171. Hello.

172. Do you sell frankfurters here?

173. We sure do.

174. Tube-shaped meat is our specialty.

175. Delightful.

176. I'd like to sample some typical American food, and

177. it's my understanding that Americans adore the weenie.

178. It's true.

179. Americans are weenie people.

180. Then I wish to consume one.

181. Why don't you get her a special frankfurter, pumpkin?

182. Yes, sir, Daddy.

183. Okay.

184. My goodness, this is smashing.

185. What kind of weenie is this?

186. We call it our hurricane dog.

187. Why do you call us a hurricane dog?

188. Ain't it the truth, baby?

189. Ain't it the truth?

190. Pumpkin, Daddy!

191. It's Amanda's Jacuzzi.

192. Hi.

193. Welcome to my jacuzzi.

194. Today, my special guest is Ben Franklin.

195. Mr. Franklin, I once read that you discovered electricity.

196. Is that right?

197. I most certainly did, with this kite.

198. And your face is on the $100 bill.

199. Yes, that's what I've heard.

200. Excellent.

201. Now, is it also true that you like to put butter all over

202. yourself and run down the street yelling, I'm a muffin!

203. I'm a muffin!

204. I've never buttered myself.

205. I see.

206. Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?

207. I'd love some.

208. That was Amanda's Jacuzzi.

209. Yo, yo, yo.

210. Bye-bye.

211. It's time for a hillbilly moment.

212. Hi, hi.

213. Knock, knock.

214. Who's there?

215. Frog puppet.

216. Frog puppet who?

217. I'm gonna hit you in the head with a frog puppet.

218. Mason in the kitchen.

219. Cooking with me.

220. Thank you.

221. Now, today on Cooking With Me, I'm going to

222. make a very special soup called Cream of Me.

223. Now, the first thing you need to make Cream of Me soup is me.

224. Next, you add two quarts of heavy cream.

225. There.

226. Now we add one pound of chopped mushrooms.

227. There.

228. Now we stir.

229. I'm tasty already.

230. Now I simmer myself for about one minute.

231. Excuse me.

232. Who are you?

233. My name is Penelope Tate.

234. I'm a man who fires Amanda.

235. I know she's in this skit.

236. Yeah, she is, but you're not.

237. So, please leave.

238. You're interrupting television.

239. I must meet Amanda.

240. Security!

241. I have my own Amanda website, www.amandaplease.com.

242. Is there a problem here?

243. Yeah.

244. Get this girl off the set.

245. Okay.

246. Okay, missy.

247. Come with me.

248. I will not, please.

249. Hello.

250. After I simmer me for one minute, I add one half pound of chopped celery.

251. Now I simmer myself for another 30 seconds.

252. Leave me be!

253. Why chase me?

254. I smell sweet Amanda!

255. There she is!

256. I think I'm out of breath.

257. Wait!

258. Wait!

259. I got it!

260. I got it!

261. I got it!

262. Hi.

263. Now I add the final ingredient, 12 ounces of clam goo.

264. Now I bring me to a full boil.

265. She's taking the pot!

266. Come on!

267. I've got the pot, please!

268. You know.

269. You know.

270. Save me some.

271. Save me some.

272. Now I... Hey, where's my pot?

273. Barney, what happened?

274. I... I... God.

275. I... I... I said... I... No, she...

276. We'll be right back.

277. The children eat most bad!

278. Hello?

279. Yes, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

280. There's no pizza here!

281. You have the wrong number!

282. What time will my pizza be delivered?

283. I tells you, I don't make pizza!

284. Please deliver my pizza in 20 minutes.

285. No!

286. You have the wrong number!

287. I got no pizza or ingredients for... to make one!

288. Well, if you don't make me a pizza, I'll have to call the cops.

289. But this is not a police matter!

290. You have the wrong number!

291. Pizza or police?

292. What do you want on it?

293. Pepperoni and extra cheese.

294. Anything to drink?

295. Ham.

296. But ham is not a beverage!

297. Ham!

298. All right!

299. What's your address?

300. I live on the moon.

301. The moon?

302. But that's too far!

303. My car hasn't run since 1973!

304. You have the wrong number, and I don't know how to make pizza!

305. Hello?

306. I don't know how to make one!

307. I'm as ignorant as a stump!

308. My tongue smells bad!

309. You have the wrong number!

310. I guess we went really fast tonight because we have a little extra time.

311. So before we go, I thought I would challenge my charming co-star,

312. Drake Bell, to a little contest.

313. Hey, Drake!

314. Hey,

315. everybody, Drake here is always saying he can beat anyone at arm wrestling.

316. Well, yeah, because it's true.

317. You think?

318. Guys?

319. All

320. right, let's see what you got.

321. You want to arm wrestle me?

322. You scared?

323. I don't think so.

324. All right, let's go.

325. Wait.

326. Yeah?

327. Let's make this a little more interesting.

328. All right.

329. If I win, I want to see you run around the block wearing nothing but a string bikini.

330. Okay, but if I win... Yeah?

331. Then you have to let my band perform on the show sometime.

332. You got it!

333. All right.

334. Let's go.

335. Okay, one, two, three.

336. Go!

337. Fair and square.

338. And?

339. Well, since I'm a girl of my word, you and your band can play on the show.

340. Awesome, when can we do it?

341. Right now.

342. I don't have my guitar.

343. Drake 24-7!

344. Let's go, Drake 24-7!

345. Let's go, Drake 24-7!

346. It's time to keep my feet on the ground

347. I talk to you, you never know the end, baby I've been there,

348. I want this love to end Can't you see I'm in love with you?

349. Can't you see there's so much I do?

350. You keep my head spinning around It's time to keep my feet on the ground

351. Can't you see there's so much I do?

352. You keep my head spinning around It's time to keep my feet on the ground Thanks.

353. Okay, that's our show.

354. I gotta go yank my molars.

355. See ya!

356. Amanda, please.