The Amanda Show 3x3

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Amanda and Drake leave their costumes in their dressing rooms, but luckily Nancy has an invention called the Costumatic 5000. The Amanda Show comes off with a bad start when they geta fly in the studio. We stop at a commercial for Sumo and Judge Trudy is giving out more unfair punishments. Also: Cindy Extreme recieves her report card, there's a hillbilly moment featuring a computer moniter, Penelope's therapest turns into an Amanda fanatic, ""Sally Poofendoff"" calls Mr. Oldman, there's another hillbilly moment featuring a cactus branch, Kyle talks about his grandpa, and Amanda gives Drake a football but is chased by a football team.

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1. Ready, aht, one, twice, three, shoot!

2. Darn it!

3. Ready, aht, one, twice, three, shoot!

4. Rats!

5. Ready, where's Amanda?

6. I said, where's Amanda, please?

7. I... I don't know.

8. How very sad for you.

9. Please don't damage me!

10. I'm just starting puberty!

11. It's gonna be a whole new world!

12. Wait!

13. What?

14. You're an actor on The Amanda Show?

15. Yeah.

16. Perhaps you can be useful to me.

17. How?

18. Introduce me to Amanda!

19. You're crazy!

20. Get fired!

21. I'll make it worth your while.

22. You know, you scratch my back, I scratch yours.

23. OK.

24. Yeah, give it right between the shoulders, yeah.

25. No, brainless!

26. I'm offering you a deal!

27. What kind of deal?

28. You introduce me to Amanda, and I will make your co-actor, Blake, disappear!

29. Drake!

30. Why would I want Drake to disappear?

31. Think about it, simple boy!

32. Blake gone?

33. You'd get to play all of his parts on the show!

34. I'm gonna hit you in the head with a large clamp!

35. For being an idiot!

36. OK.

37. From his garage, it's totally...

38. That was totally Kyle!

39. Kyle!

40. How do we get rid of Blake?

41. OK, look, I have to be totally honest with you guys.

42. I'm really not in the best mood.

43. Well, see, look, here's the problem.

44. I usually get really nice letters from fans of the show.

45. But yesterday, I got this.

46. Listen to what this kid wrote.

47. Dear Amanda, I hate The Amanda Show.

48. I will never, ever watch it again.

49. Sincerely, Michael.

50. P.S.

51. I hate your show.

52. Can you believe what this kid Michael wrote?

53. Let's get him!

54. Calm down, easy, easy.

55. Look, I appreciate your mob mentality, but

56. everybody has a right to say what they think.

57. I think the Russians ate the moon.

58. Except for that guy.

59. Alright, you know what?

60. Since this Michael kid hates the show, I

61. think I should go talk to him about it, yeah?

62. Yeah!

63. OK, let's see.

64. His address is right here, so you guys sit tight

65. and I'll go see what this kid's problem is.

66. Yeah!

67. Yes, can I help you?

68. Hi, is Michael here?

69. Yes, he's inside, booing at the TV.

70. Come on.

71. I hate this show!

72. Boo!

73. There he is.

74. Hi.

75. Who are you?

76. I'm Amanda, you wrote me a letter.

77. You said you hated The Amanda Show.

78. Yeah, I'm watching that.

79. The male clams ask the female clams to dance.

80. That's not The Amanda Show, that's Clam World!

81. Here.

82. I think it's important... That's The Amanda Show.

83. Hey, Tlanto!

84. Tom, hush!

85. Hey, this is pretty funny.

86. What'd you put on my head?

87. You rock!

88. This

89. is a great show, so stick around, we'll be back.

90. Egg salad?

91. Liver?

92. Pork loin?

93. Why throw your food away?

94. We're not gonna eat it.

95. But someone will.

96. You can sell your lunch at lunchbay.com.

97. Lunchbay?

98. Dot com.

99. You just enter the food you wanna sell and wait for kids all around the world to bid.

100. Wait, what kid's gonna bid on my egg salad?

101. Or my liver?

102. Or my pork loaf?

103. Stupid kids, that's who.

104. And the kid who bid the most for your nasty food buys it.

105. I got liver!

106. I got $36!

107. I purchased pork loaf!

108. And egg salad!

109. Lunchbay.com, the convenient way to sell your disgusting lunch items.

110. And make money!

111. Lunchbay!

112. What?

113. Yes!

114. She's a pretty squirrel.

115. You are.

116. Principal Bland!

117. Yes, it's Miss DeVote.

118. I cannot tolerate this behavior one more minute.

119. Candy Tulips?

120. Who else?

121. Bring her in.

122. Candy?

123. What has Candy done this time?

124. Well, she was copying answers off Edward Felsenthal's test paper.

125. So?

126. It ain't like I killed nobody.

127. Candy, why were you copying off Edward Felsenthal's paper?

128. Because he's the smartest boy in class.

129. What?

130. I should copy off a moron?

131. When I told her to stop cheating, she called me Miss Big Butt.

132. Why did you call her Miss Big Butt?

133. Principal Bland!

134. Candy, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you detention.

135. What?

136. Yes, and I'm gonna have to call your parents.

137. You are in a lot of trouble.

138. Yeah?

139. Well, you can forget about that, because I'm out of here.

140. You ain't going nowhere.

141. What

142. are you doing barging into my office?

143. Here, step aside.

144. Now, what seems to be the problem here?

145. Yeah, what seems to be the problem?

146. Here.

147. Who are you?

148. Tony Pajamas, and from now on, I ask the questions.

149. Sit down.

150. Now, just a minute.

151. Sit down!

152. Now, start talking.

153. Well, your little girlfriend here, Candy, is in big trouble, Mr. Pajamas.

154. Pajamas!

155. He don't like to be mispronounced.

156. And I say Candy's not in trouble.

157. It's decades already.

158. Why didn't you say so?

159. What's that for?

160. Albeit

161. as I was saying, Candy is not in trouble... at all.

162. Yes, she is.

163. No, I ain't.

164. We're not scared of you, Mr. Pajamas.

165. Yeah.

166. You know, Principal Flange, you're very photogenic.

167. What?

168. You take a pretty picture.

169. What are you talking about?

170. This.

171. Hate to see it out on the cover of the school paper, wouldn't you?

172. God.

173. Principal Flange will not be intimidated by a fine, silly pi... No.

174. My God.

175. Now you're gonna let Candy go?

176. No.

177. Picture or no picture, Candy Tulips is in big trouble.

178. Janice.

179. Hush, Walter.

180. Tony!

181. Tony!

182. Mr. Pajamas.

183. You pushed Mr. Boat right in front of me and saved my life.

184. Forget about it.

185. How can I ever thank you?

186. Yeah, yeah, of course.

187. Candy, you are free to go.

188. And I am so sorry if I've caused you any trouble.

189. Yeah, yeah, of course, Walter.

190. And don't let it happen again.

191. Come on, Tony, let's go buy me stuff.

192. Whatever you want, doll.

193. Hello, little squirrel.

194. Perfect.

195. Peter, your bath is ready.

196. There you are.

197. Mom, how come I have to wear a swimsuit to take a bath?

198. You'll see.

199. And use soap this time.

200. Mom.

201. That's nice.

202. No splashing!

203. What?

204. Mom!

205. Mom, there's a girl in the bathroom!

206. No running!

207. Kelly is not just a girl, Kelly is a lifeguard.

208. She's here to protect you.

209. From what?

210. I'm here for your own safety and the safety of others.

211. Now get back in the water.

212. Thank you.

213. Shoot.

214. No diving!

215. No excuses!

216. No questions!

217. No saying but!

218. That's it, out of the water!

219. What?

220. No arguing with the lifeguards!

221. That's rule number...

222. five.

223. Alright, out of the water now, let's go!

224. You can't be serious.

225. Would you stop blowing that whistle?

226. Jeez.

227. Now stand right there where I can keep an eye on you.

228. Look, I need to finish my bath, I'm going to see a movie.

229. You should have thought of that before you broke the rules.

230. Now let's have some quiet.

231. No reading!

232. Look, can I finish my bath, please?

233. Have you learned your lesson?

234. Yes, yes, I have seen the error of my bathtub ways.

235. Can I just please finish washing me?

236. Everybody back in the water!

237. Who's everybody?

238. And could you lay off that whistle?

239. No!

240. Wait, has it been at least 20 minutes since you last ate?

241. Yes.

242. I'll just get out myself.

243. Just give me a towel.

244. Are you injured?

245. No, why would I be?

246. That shark came pretty close.

247. No running!

248. No sharking!

249. Who's there?

250. Strawberr shark hike!

251. Strawberr shark hike who?

252. I want to hit you in the head with a strawberr shark hike!

253. All Amanda show cast to stage.

254. Now, remember our deal.

255. I dispose of Blake.

256. Drake.

257. It matters!

258. I get rid of Blake and you introduce me to Amanda.

259. Right.

260. Deal.

261. Now we test the trap.

262. Hey, buddy.

263. Hey, here comes the security guard.

264. Perfect, please stand by.

265. I'm nervous.

266. Quiet, Peck!

267. How

268. deep is this hole?

269. Hello?

270. Am I in... China?

271. What you eating?

272. One time, I was like, taking a shower and my eyes were all burning because I like,

273. got soap like, in my eyes.

274. And my eyes were like!

275. So I like, tried to get the soap out by washing my eyes... with soap.

276. But that just made them burn more, so I called my mom.

277. And when she found me in the shower, she was all, Kyle, get dressed.

278. That was totally Kyle.

279. Totally.

280. OK, we only have a few seconds left.

281. But before we go, I want to see if anybody had any special requests.

282. Hey, Amanda.

283. Yeah?

284. My cat's really depressed.

285. You're a comedian, would you please make him laugh?

286. Sure, bring him on up here.

287. Alright, cat, are you ready to laugh?

288. Meow.

289. OK.

290. So, this mouse walks into a cheese factory, right?

291. Meow.

292. Blake should be coming this way any minute.

293. I really don't know that...

294. You're not Weasleyn out of a...

295. You introduced me to Amanda, you fall off!

296. I fall off!

297. Now, when you see Blake, call him over this way.

298. OK.

299. Here he comes.

300. Hey, Blake, Drake, come here for a sec.

301. Hey, Josh.

302. No, I'm flashing back to the good times.

303. Why did you do that?

304. What just happened?

305. No, sorry!

306. Lu-shu-chi-meh-gwa.

307. Che-che.

308. Chomp.

309. And so, the mouse says, I didn't say sneeze, I said cheese!

310. That's our show, I gotta go stir-fry a bikini!

311. See ya!

312. Amanda, please.