The Amanda Show 3x2

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Penelope plots a new hare-brained scheme to meet Amanda. Amanda's show opening interrupted by a french painter who is painting a picture of Amanda. There's an advert for My Beautful Big Toe and it's Amber's Birthday in The Girls' Room. There's just enough time for a visit to Moody's Point before the show goes to a complete stop. All this plus a man who is covered in bubble bath, thinking the stage is his bathroom!

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1. This is a catapult.

2. With it, I will finally meet Amanda, please.

3. How the hell do you meet Amanda?

4. Because I've spent the last four months of my life calculating the trajectory so that

5. this catapult is aimed precisely at the Amanda Show stage.

6. Any more questions?

7. Does Mom know you skipped your psychiatrist appointment?

8. No, and you're not going to tell her.

9. You follow?

10. Okay.

11. Good.

12. Now, help me get into position.

13. The time has come for me to finally meet Amanda, please.

14. Will you meet me, Samlet?

15. No!

16. Now pull my lever!

17. And

18. I have no use for the metric system!

19. Thanks, you guys.

20. Okay, before we start the show, guess what?

21. What?

22. I made you guys some brownies!

23. Okay, my grandmother gave me this recipe, and I guarantee

24. you guys, these are the best brownies that you'll ever have.

25. Hey, what happened to my brownies?

26. All right, this is too weird.

27. Hey, Virgil?

28. That's our director.

29. Virge?

30. Yeah, Amanda?

31. Did you see what happened to my brownies?

32. No, it's like they just disappeared.

33. Okay, this is crazy.

34. I know.

35. Can you play back the tape?

36. Sure.

37. Hey, boys, hold up the tape, please.

38. Thanks.

39. Let's all watch the monitor.

40. Okay, my grandmother gave me this recipe, and I guarantee

41. you guys, these are the best brownies that you'll ever have.

42. Drake?

43. Josh?

44. Adam?

45. Why'd you guys eat my brownies?

46. We did not.

47. No, didn't we?

48. Crazy.

49. Well, you have to realize that we really...

50. Whatever.

51. Stick around.

52. We'll be back in a second to do stuff.

53. Our spit wads are ineffective.

54. Holy spit!

55. What was that?

56. That was my super spit baller 5,000.

57. Tweets!

58. The super spit baller 5,000.

59. Comes with six rolls of toilet paper and a gallon of fresh spit.

60. Hey, my dad's coming.

61. Say, what's that thing up there?

62. Yes!

63. The super spit baller 5,000 from Drool Cup.

64. This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.

65. When you have a beef, don't take the law into your own hands.

66. Take it to Judge Trudy.

67. Okay.

68. Stand erect!

69. All right, sit, sit, sit, sit.

70. I am Judge Trudy.

71. Your Honor, this is a completely frivolous lawsuit.

72. I am a doctor.

73. Well, since you're a doctor, then perhaps

74. you'll be able to cure that headache you got.

75. I don't have a headache.

76. Bailiff!

77. And

78. head is throbbing.

79. Gerald Phillips, what is your complaint against this doctor?

80. Well, she...

81. She... She gave me a shot!

82. In the butt!

83. Wedgie!

84. The

85. Wackatomic Wedgie!

86. And do you have any proof of this alleged wedgie?

87. Can you not see that my underpants are over my head?

88. Listen, doctor, it's not the fault of this court if you can't control your panties.

89. Now, Gerald, what caused your doctor to do

90. something so horrible as to give you a shot?

91. She's just evil!

92. Evil!

93. I am not evil.

94. It was a measles shot.

95. All kids get them so they don't get sick.

96. And I suppose if I was sick, then you'd give me a shot?

97. Well, yes.

98. Approach the bench!

99. Y-yes?

100. Put your thingy in your ears!

101. What?

102. Put it!

103. All right, what now?

104. You!

105. Let's go!

106. Phillips and I hereby sentence Dr. Pain in the

107. butt over here to get a little shot hisself.

108. Phillips!

109. Time for your inoculation.

110. Immunization complete.

111. Next case!

112. The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom.

113. Women laugh at me.

114. All right.

115. Larry Traitor, please tell the court why you're here.

116. Well, that man there, Commander Bright, he criticized me.

117. He deserved to be criticized.

118. He stole the space shuttle.

119. I didn't steal it.

120. I just took it out for a little spin.

121. Is that a crime?

122. Yes, a federal crime.

123. You stole a $3 billion space shuttle.

124. Silence!

125. Commander Bright, I did not do so wrong about this girl.

126. Boy.

127. Boy!

128. Simply borrowing the space shuttle.

129. She lost it.

130. He!

131. He.

132. Do you have any proof that the space shuttle was lost?

133. Proof?

134. What about the fact that it's gone?

135. Watch your tongue, space monkey!

136. Judge Trudy, I did lose the space shuttle.

137. See?

138. She admits it.

139. He!

140. I'm a boy!

141. A boy!

142. And I didn't mean to lose the space shuttle.

143. Fair enough.

144. I find in favor of the plaintiff, Miss Larry Bright.

145. Mister!

146. Now, Commander Bright, since you're already wearing a space suit, I hereby

147. sentence you to spend three years on the planet Venus.

148. Wait, wait, wait a minute.

149. This isn't regulation.

150. T-minus five seconds and counting.

151. Why does this thing say... We'll soon find out.

152. Three, two, one.

153. Eat me!

154. Blast off!

155. Thanks.

156. Thanks, you guys.

157. Okay, if you caught the last episode of Moody's

158. Point, you know that Moody's dad lost his toe.

159. And Spaulding is desperate to find it.

160. Will he?

161. Or won't he?

162. Only one way to find out.

163. Everybody, Moody's Point.

164. more rain tomorrow.

165. at seven miles per hour... 51 degrees... in sports... busy last night...

166. with seven games on the schedule... ... the Cavaliers came up with a surprise...

167. upset... to 99... the Lakers had no trouble...

168. it's just... why the...

169. There.

170. Good as new.

171. Hey, Dad?

172. On, Saturday night, can you give me and Misty and Bree a ride to our winter formal?

173. Well, I thought you were dating that sternum fellow.

174. Sort of, but he doesn't go to dances.

175. You know, I was a pretty good dancer in my day.

176. Want me to show you?

177. What about your lack of toe?

178. I fixed it.

179. See?

180. I just took a little piece of hot dog and then I glued it on.

181. What?

182. You want to make five bucks?

183. I'm listening.

184. I want you to give this gift to a girl here at school.

185. Her name is Moody.

186. Here's a gift for you from me.

187. Do you want to go to the dance with me?

188. If so, then maybe buy the big tree tomorrow after school.

189. A quarter to three.

190. I love Spalding.

191. I wrote those rhymes.

192. Good?

193. No.

194. Just give it to Moody.

195. Bree, guess what I did.

196. Did you hear?

197. Lance Gordon just asked me to the dance.

198. No way.

199. No way.

200. I am so excited.

201. Look, I even downloaded a special shampoo recipe from the Internet.

202. My hair is going to be the talk of the dance.

203. Awesome.

204. That's great.

205. You're both just jealous because I'm going

206. to the dance with the coolest guy in school.

207. The second coolest.

208. Sternum?

209. Why are you painting your locker black?

210. Why aren't I?

211. Carry on.

212. That's the coolest guy in school.

213. You're so hurtful.

214. So, did you find Moody's dad's toe yet?

215. No.

216. I've looked everywhere.

217. I wonder where it could be.

218. I got a toe.

219. I got a toe.

220. I got a toe.

221. Don't need a toe.

222. I got a toe.

223. I got a toe.

224. I got a toe.

225. Don't need a toe.

226. I got a... Get your own toe!

227. I got a toe.

228. I got a toe.

229. I got a toe.

230. Don't need a toe.

231. I got a...

232. Moots, listen.

233. Can I call you right back?

234. I just finished washing my hair with that special

235. shampoo recipe and I want to dry it before it dries.

236. What's that supposed to mean?

237. Okay.

238. Bye.

239. Where is she?

240. I don't know.

241. Hey, hey, here she comes.

242. Where?

243. Where?

244. I don't see Moody.

245. She's right there.

246. How you doing?

247. Hey, girl!

248. That's not Moody.

249. It's not?

250. You got the wrong girl.

251. You got the wrong girl!

252. It's falling!

253. I wouldn't look!

254. Moody's Point will return in a moment.

255. And now back to Moody's Point.

256. Hi, Misty.

257. Hello.

258. Misty, what happened to your head?

259. Well, my special Internet shampoo made it a little thin.

260. But it still looks good, yeah?

261. Yeah, sure.

262. Hey, guys.

263. Dah!

264. Hey.

265. Hey, Misty.

266. What?

267. Nothing.

268. What?

269. Nothing.

270. So, we hear you asked Jodie Festerman to the dance.

271. No, no, no, no.

272. See, I can explain.

273. What happened was... Hey, boyfriend!

274. What's with the bald shit?

275. That was so hurtful!

276. See you tonight, boyfriend.

277. Hi, Misty.

278. Misty?

279. What's that supposed to mean?

280. I need you so much.

281. I wonder what you're thinking right now.

282. Still upset about your dad's toe?

283. He keeps falling over.

284. That's sadder than a nine-toed father.

285. Excuse me?

286. Jodie, pun!

287. Give me some pun!

288. All right!

289. Hey, you guys want to go somewhere and talk?

290. Let's go up on the roof.

291. Can we talk about me?

292. Hey, guys.

293. Moody, wait up.

294. Mister!

295. Why would Lance Gordon just drive away?

296. Can you believe he would do that?

297. Yeah, look at you.

298. But trust me.

299. It's better to be here alone than with the wrong girl.

300. What are you saying?

301. I didn't mean to ask Jodie to the dance.

302. I meant to ask... Hey, boyfriend!

303. You're supposed to be getting me some punch,

304. not yapping with your little Twinkie friends.

305. Jodie, I was just talking... Yeah?

306. Talk to this!

307. Spalding.

308. You coming?

309. Yeah, just a sec.

310. Okay.

311. I'll save you a dance.

312. A dance?

313. Moody, how can I ever tell you how I really

314. feel if I could just let you know that you...

315. I think we're all expecting Amanda to come out here and close the show.

316. But unfortunately, Amanda isn't feeling very well.

317. Yeah, I know.

318. So, Amanda asked me to come out here and sing you a little song.

319. Swing low

320. Sweet chariot Coming forth to carry me home Swing low

321. Sweet chariot Coming forth...

322. If you ever tie me up and lock me in my dressing room again...

323. It'll never happen again.

324. So, am I fired?

325. No, but if you ever, ever... I promise, never again.

326. I guess I better go finish your laundry.

327. I guess you should.

328. Okay, that's our show.

329. I gotta go sniff a peanut.

330. See ya!

331. Amanda, please.