The Amanda Show 3x1

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OPEN: Audience Mob CLOSE: Blockblister Again ALSO: Drake and Josh's Coup, Ham (The Great New Toy for Boys and Girls), Blockblister Video (Stuart Lipple/F-Men), The Dare Show II, Hillbilly Moment (Pink Toilet), Penelope Middle (Penelope Hounds Barney), Totally Kyle (Dream)

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1. You have the cutest little nose.

2. The better to sniff you with, please.

3. May I kiss you?

4. I ain't waiting for a train, mister.

5. Penelope, leave it easy, Hamlet.

6. No, please.

7. Now go play in your room.

8. OK, Penelope.

9. Sorry, I must babysit on this... our date.

10. It's OK.

11. Penelope, how do you spell guacamole?

12. G-E-T-O-U-T!

13. That spells... get out.

14. Then do it, please!

15. Rude.

16. Pardon my sibling.

17. No problem.

18. Where were we?

19. Right here, cowboy.

20. Penelope!

21. Yeah!

22. The bed's just dirty.

23. But, Penelope, we were just about to kiss.

24. Not during the Amanda show, please!

25. But, Penelope...

26. I'm giving my dog a massage, and she starts barking really loud at this little kitten.

27. So I say...

28. Is something wrong out there?

29. No, nothing's wrong, Amanda.

30. We just came here for my birthday party.

31. Happy birthday.

32. I can't seem to break open this pinata.

33. Could you break your pinata after the show?

34. No.

35. I really gotta do this now.

36. Okay.

37. Hey, if you help me get it open, I'll share

38. whatever's in there with you and the whole audience.

39. What's your name?

40. Steve.

41. Hi, Steve.

42. And is this your dad?

43. No, he came with the pinata.

44. Okay.

45. So, you wanna give it a whack?

46. Alright.

47. Dental floss?

48. Who puts dental floss in a pinata?

49. My mom.

50. Well, does anybody want floss?

51. Yeah!

52. Found!

53. We'll be back in a second to do the stuff!

54. Yeah!

55. The cereal is so dull.

56. The kids look so bored.

57. We're failures as parents.

58. Try this cereal.

59. Snap, crackle, kaboom!

60. Now, listen!

61. Hear it snap?

62. Hear it crackle?

63. Sure do!

64. But what about the...

65. When does my cereal bowl get hot?

66. You

67. boom and you listen for the snap and the crackle and kaboom!

68. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

69. Can

70. I have some breakfast?

71. What do you say?

72. Snap,

73. crackle, kaboom!

74. Snap, crackle, kaboom!

75. And

76. I ooze popularity.

77. I'm Sheila and odds are I don't like you.

78. My name's Tammy, still an exchange student from Tennessee.

79. Where's the dipstick?

80. Debbie's gonna be late.

81. She's getting a suntan at one of those tanning salons.

82. Girl, sorry I'm late.

83. Debbie, what happened?

84. You're redder than a possum's bare butt.

85. I know, I fell asleep at the tanning salon.

86. I think I got a sunburn.

87. I think she got a brain burn.

88. For the love of Fat Elvis, can we please start this show?

89. OK, it's gonna be a totally exciting show because right now, here at school, it's.

90. Prom night!

91. OK, now our first guest is going to be prom chaperone, Principal Hazmat.

92. And welcome to... The girls' room!

93. So, did I win prom queen yet?

94. Amber, the students are gonna vote for who they want as prom queen.

95. OK, let me know when I win.

96. Don't you girls have dates?

97. My boyfriend's back in Tennessee.

98. He works at the barbecue hut as a pork puller.

99. I see.

100. No, my date's not feeling too well.

101. What's wrong with him?

102. Well, he came down with a bad case of this.

103. Fair enough, fair enough.

104. And nobody asked me to the prom because all the guys

105. were way too intimidated by my insane popularity.

106. And I like it.

107. Yeah, girls, OK, you and these, camera

108. men are gonna have to leave the restroom.

109. What?

110. Sheila Napsaid.

111. OK, hey, what are you doing?

112. OK.

113. This is a new dance and I call it the Flash.

114. Hey, wait.

115. Bye, Principal Hasbro.

116. Now, next on the girls' room, we're gonna see...

117. OK, what is going on out there?

118. They just elected Jeremy Pippers as prom king.

119. Jeremy Pippers is the coolest and hottest boy in school.

120. Sheila, don't you think we should congratulate Jeremy personally?

121. Back in a sec.

122. Hey, what are you doing?

123. Hi, Jeremy, and welcome to... The girls' room.

124. You guys have a television show in the girls' bathroom?

125. Now, Jeremy, I understand you've just been elected prom king.

126. Yeah, that's right.

127. Well, since I'm going to be prom queen, let's

128. practice our dance as king and queen together.

129. Danielle Spencer has just elected prom queen!

130. Sheila, I want it.

131. Hello, Danielle Spencer.

132. Hello, Amber.

133. You know, the ugly store called, they want that dress back.

134. Look, I don't have time for this.

135. I have to go give my prom queen acceptance speech.

136. Way ahead of you.

137. Flush for one.

138. Okay, no, no.

139. Shall we dance?

140. And... and what if I say no?

141. Flush for two.

142. Okay, let's dance.

143. Good call.

144. Okay, that's all the time we have.

145. Until next time, I'm popular!

146. I'm a hick!

147. I'm flushing Danielle Spencer's head!

148. Good afternoon.

149. Welcome to the people place.

150. How may I assist you today?

151. I need a birthday present for my husband.

152. Perhaps he'd enjoy a lovely grandparent.

153. Buy me!

154. Buy me!

155. Buy me!

156. No, buy me!

157. By the way, we're having a sale today.

158. Buy a grandmother and get a matching grandfather half price.

159. That's very tempting, but my husband already has a full set of grandparents.

160. Who needs you?

161. Let's see.

162. Could I interest you in a really stupid person?

163. I don't think he has one of those.

164. We just got these in yesterday.

165. They're fresh and dumb as posts.

166. Really?

167. Allow me to demonstrate.

168. Stupid people!

169. Please tell this woman your names.

170. 26.

171. Tadpoles?

172. Stupid enough for you?

173. Yes.

174. I'll take that one.

175. Potato!

176. That will be $8.

177. Okay.

178. Potato!

179. He's delightfully dim, isn't he?

180. Now, would you like him gift-wrapped?

181. Please.

182. Thank you for shopping at the people place.

183. Have a nice day.

184. Thank you.

185. Welcome to

186. the people place.

187. Quick, I'll be chased by two bullies.

188. Dear.

189. I was hoping maybe you had two really big bullies for sale.

190. I'm afraid we're out of bullies.

191. Man.

192. I am so dead.

193. Wait, don't despair.

194. We do have wonderful thugs and brutes.

195. These are awesome.

196. I'll take the two biggest ones he got.

197. Of course, gentlemen.

198. Bonk, let's punch his kidneys.

199. Is that for here to go?

200. For here.

201. Hurry!

202. Now you're gonna get it bad.

203. I don't think so.

204. Boys!

205. Have a good day.

206. I want a cupcake.

207. Okay.

208. How may I help you today?

209. You stole me this little brother last week and I want my money back.

210. Well, it seems to be the problem.

211. He's a huge pain in the butt.

212. Well, he's a little brother.

213. Annoying is the only way that they come.

214. I just want my money back.

215. I'm sorry we don't give refunds.

216. However, you can't exchange him for another person.

217. I'll give you a nickel every time I come to visit.

218. Fine.

219. Give me that, Grandma.

220. Yes.

221. To the back, little boy.

222. Hi, may I help you?

223. Yeah...

224. Yeah, I'll take this robber here.

225. All right, I'll ring that up for you.

226. Listen, I want you to rob this little store.

227. All right, all right.

228. Give me all the cash in the register.

229. What are you doing?

230. I'm robbing you.

231. I'm a robber.

232. It's what I do.

233. And the people, too.

234. All right, people, let's go.

235. Let's move out.

236. Let's go.

237. What is that?

238. Tell your friends.

239. And for a hillbilly moment.

240. Hello, please.

241. Hey, who are you?

242. My name is Penelope Tate.

243. I'm Amanda's number one fan, please.

244. Really?

245. Well, you know, this is Amanda's car.

246. This is Amanda's actual car?

247. Well, it's her parents' car.

248. What?

249. Soon the show will be over.

250. Then Amanda will come to this vehicle for her ride home.

251. So?

252. So, I will wait here and finally meet Amanda.

253. No, no, no.

254. No way.

255. I could get in a lot of trouble for that.

256. Here's a hundred bucks.

257. Go get a haircut.

258. See you.

259. Okay, yeah, just sell it if it drops to 20.

260. Amanda?

261. Hi, Dad.

262. Guess what?

263. What?

264. I just sold our car.

265. You sold our car?

266. Yeah, some guy made me a good offer and the

267. brakes were shot anyway, so I sold it to him.

268. We'll go buy a new car this weekend.

269. Cool.

270. So, who'd you sell our car to?

271. Well, some really nice family.

272. One time, I had this, like, double cheeseburger, and it was,

273. like, good, and the cheese was all, like, double.

274. And it was, like, the best double cheeseburger I ever, like, had,

275. like, ever in my life.

276. And then, like, a week later, I threw up.

277. That was totally Kyle.

278. Totally.

279. Jeez!

280. Children are like warts that talk too much!

281. Hello?

282. Yeah, this is the Moofin' Doofin' Wrecking Company.

283. Well, hello, Moofin' Doofin' Wrecking Company!

284. What time do you want us to tear down your house?

285. Tear down my house?

286. OK, we'll tear down your house at four o 'clock.

287. But wait, it's four o'clock now!

288. Then you better duck!

289. I ducked, but my house is still a stench!

290. Then scream!

291. No, I don't want to!

292. Did I scream nice?

293. Yes, sir, Mr. Wiggleston.

294. Pony!

295. I'm no Mr. Wiggleston-son-son-son!

296. My name is Mr. Oldman!

297. I think you have the wrong number!

298. Do you have any last words, sir?

299. Why am I doomed?

300. Take off your shoe!

301. But I don't want to take off my shoe!

302. All right, my shoe is off, now what?

303. Put your shoe in your pants, sir.

304. But that seems inappropriate.

305. Put it!

306. All right!

307. It fits!

308. Are you pretty, sir?

309. Well, people do tell me I have a certain

310. girlish charm, but you have the wrong number!

311. There's a shoe in my pants!

312. And now, you have the wrong number!

313. Hey,

314. did everybody like the show?

315. OK, before we go, does anybody have a request?

316. Yeah!

317. You!

318. Yeah, Amanda?

319. I was wondering if you could use your voice to break open this bottle of soda for me.

320. You want me to break the bottle with my voice?

321. Yeah, here I go.

322. OK.

323. OK, I'll give it a shot.

324. You know, I'll have to call you back.

325. Man, it didn't work.

326. Hang on, let me try again.

327. Who's pretty?

328. Man, I guess I can't break it.

329. But I'm so thirsty.

330. Wait, you're thirsty?

331. You just want it open so you can drink it?

332. Just give the top a twist.

333. You think that'll work?

334. I've seen it done.

335. Thanks.

336. OK, well, that's our show.

337. I gotta go digest a coconut.

338. See ya!

339. Amanda, please.