The Amanda Show 2x8

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Today there's a surprise - and a free sandwich - in store for one lucky audience member, while Amanda's show opening is interrupted by a pizza delivery guy. Better go to a commercial - and what better than the awesome new game, ""My Beautiful Big Toe"" ? But don't stay away too long, because Judge Trudy has two itchy cases to pass judgement on. There's another visit to Moody's Point, and Mr Oldman gets some more unwelcome phone calls. All this, and a bald guy who wants Amanda's autograph as well!

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1. What are we doing here, Penelope?

2. I want a sandwich.

3. We all want things.

4. Please!

5. Very well, I'll go fetch you a sandwich right here.

6. Hi.

7. Hi.

8. You're... you're Amanda.

9. Hey.

10. Hi, what's your name?

11. Preston.

12. Hi, Preston, it's nice to meet you.

13. Can I get a picture with you?

14. Of course.

15. Amanda.

16. Hey, would you mind taking a picture of me and my friend Preston here?

17. Happy to.

18. There you go.

19. Thanks, Amanda.

20. Hey, do you want to come hang out backstage?

21. I would, but I'm waiting for my sister to bring me a sandwich.

22. Well, here's a sandwich.

23. Thanks, Amanda.

24. Amanda, I really got to get you into makeup.

25. Okay, well, see you around.

26. Yeah.

27. All right, Preston, here.

28. Where'd you get that sandwich, please?

29. Amanda gave it to me.

30. Well, that was very... What?

31. Look, I just took a picture with you, too.

32. Penelope?

33. Penelope?

34. Are you okay?

35. I

36. am in a great mood today, because you guys are an amazing

37. audience, and we have so many great sketches to do, and just...

38. Hey.

39. Hi.

40. Can I help you?

41. Who are all these people?

42. This is a TV show.

43. That's the audience.

44. So we're on, like, television?

45. Is there something I can help you with?

46. Yes, someone here ordered a pizza.

47. Do you know who?

48. Is this really a TV show?

49. Sorry, Amanda, I ordered the pizza.

50. Here you go.

51. Great.

52. Excuse me.

53. You see, moms?

54. I'm on TV.

55. I'm not nothing.

56. I ordered thin crust.

57. This is thick.

58. Now what am I going to do?

59. I'm allergic to thick crust.

60. Here, come with me.

61. Back in a sec.

62. Where are we going?

63. Follow me.

64. Hey, Barney!

65. What?

66. No!

67. Hey,

68. Barney, it's me.

69. Hey, Amanda, how you doing?

70. Hey, Steve.

71. Drake.

72. All right.

73. Hey, mom, listen.

74. Drake ordered this pizza between him and thick crust.

75. Now I'm allergic to thick crust.

76. Me too.

77. That's why I wanted thin crust.

78. Thin.

79. Okay, don't break a blood vessel.

80. Barney, can you help us?

81. I'd be glad to.

82. Let's see how this baby looks.

83. Great, let me have it.

84. This party is great.

85. But my big toe is so boring.

86. My big toe is boring too.

87. It doesn't have to be.

88. What can we do?

89. Look!

90. My beautiful big toe.

91. My big toe's a welder.

92. Say, girls, what you doing?

93. We'll show you.

94. Hey, what's going on here?

95. Perfect!

96. My big toe's a fairy princess.

97. My beautiful big toe comes with some of what you see here.

98. This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.

99. When you have a beef, don't take the law into your own hands.

100. Take it to Judge Trudy.

101. Okay.

102. Get vertical.

103. Sit.

104. I am Judge Trudy.

105. You're a judge?

106. You're just a kid.

107. And you both appear to be very itchy.

108. We know.

109. What's with all the scratching?

110. Our son there put itching powder in all of our clothes.

111. Yeah.

112. Even in our socks and underpants.

113. Yeah.

114. See?

115. It was funny.

116. Sounds funny to me.

117. Now I see here that your parents punished you by taking the TV out of your room.

118. Hey!

119. Potatoes!

120. Hey!

121. I do not allow potatoes to be thrown in my courtroom.

122. Thank you.

123. However, squash is acceptable.

124. Switzer, squash!

125. Mr. Holland, I see here that, you know, I find

126. your constant scratching very distracting.

127. I'm hereby order you to stop.

128. We can't stop.

129. Bailiff, please handcuff Mr. and Mrs. Itchema-Scratch.

130. Handcuff, coming up.

131. Distracting is distracting.

132. Hand behind your back.

133. I'm hereby finding favor of the plaintiff, Lewis Holland, and I

134. order you two to put a brand new 35-inch TV in this boy's room.

135. That's unfair!

136. I can't do that!

137. Silence, itchy people!

138. Furthermore, I sentence you two to play dodgeball with three bitter marines.

139. You should have thought of that before you itched.

140. Let the games begin!

141. The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom.

142. I wish I'd gone to college.

143. All right, Nicky Papadopoulos, tell the court why you're here.

144. Well, I like to play my stereo really loud.

145. And my mom asked me to turn it down a little.

146. Is it true that she asked her son here to turn down his stereo?

147. What?

148. They left little help.

149. Here comes the help.

150. Judge Trudy wants to know if you asked your son to turn down his stereo.

151. Answer the question.

152. What?

153. Judge Trudy says answer the question.

154. Yes, yes, I asked him to turn down his stereo.

155. He plays it so loud, he was damaging my hearing.

156. Be quiet.

157. What?

158. Judge Trudy said, be quiet.

159. I don't have to take this.

160. I am Helen Papadopoulos.

161. I'll pop your dopolis.

162. She's gonna pop your papadopolis.

163. Which means, hush.

164. I hereby find in favor of the plaintiff, Nicky Papadopoulos.

165. What?

166. You lose.

167. I hereby sentence you to carry a very old woman piggyback for the next three years.

168. What?

169. What, Desmond?

170. In the past few weeks on the Amanda Show, we've shown

171. you two episodes of a new show called Moody's Point.

172. Thanks.

173. So now, we're gonna take a look at a brand new episode where Moody tries out for a TV

174. commercial and, well, you'll see what happens.

175. Okay, here we go.

176. Everybody, Moody's Point.

177. Dad.

178. Good morning, Moody.

179. I've got your breakfast all ready.

180. Ribs.

181. Yes, sirree.

182. From a pig.

183. I don't think I can eat.

184. I'm too nervous.

185. That pig is good and dead, honey.

186. He can't hurt you, now.

187. No, I'm nervous because they're shooting a TV commercial

188. at my school and I'm auditioning for the lead girl.

189. Yes.

190. Your mother was a wonderful actress before she disappeared in that hot air balloon.

191. You think I could be a good actress like Mom was?

192. Your mother was an actress?

193. That's what I've heard.

194. Well, just remember, Moody, that acting is a lot like taking a shower.

195. Just use plenty of soaps and shampoos and you'll be fine.

196. As long as you take off your socks and dance the foofty-do.

197. More ribs?

198. I'm fine.

199. Jeff, be honest.

200. Does my breath smell fresh?

201. No.

202. Here, try using gargasol.

203. It'll make your mouth feel like a carnival.

204. Hey, guys.

205. Hey, Spalding.

206. Hey, Moody.

207. I was just rehearsing my lines with Bree.

208. She's not good.

209. I'm not even auditioning.

210. Are you saying I'm fat?

211. Okay, kids.

212. Everybody take a seat and we'll start the auditions, okay?

213. All right.

214. Spalding, I just want to tell you, I could never have the courage to audition

215. for this commercial without you being here.

216. Hey, I'm nervous about auditioning, too.

217. Come on.

218. You're the best actor in school.

219. You know you'll get the part.

220. I just hope I get through the audition without freaking out.

221. I'm sure you'll do great.

222. Sorry.

223. Jeff, be honest.

224. Does my breath smell fresh?

225. Here, try using gargasol.

226. It'll make your mouth feel like a carnival.

227. Cool.

228. Let's get closer.

229. Hey, are you okay?

230. What's the matter?

231. Moody, we got the parts!

232. Both of us!

233. I'm so excited!

234. Me, too.

235. I guess Misty's audition wasn't as good as she thought.

236. No, it was okay.

237. But she had this bizarre allergic reaction to the mouthwash.

238. Allergic reaction?

239. Gabagaba?

240. What?

241. But I was so good.

242. How could I not get it?

243. We can't understand you.

244. Okay, places!

245. Actors into positions!

246. Don't be so nervous.

247. I'm just so glad you got the guy part in this.

248. There's no way I could do this without you.

249. Hey, we'll be great... together.

250. Watch out for this cable.

251. There's no way I could do this without you.

252. If only my mom were here.

253. Mom, I wonder what you'd tell me.

254. Moody!

255. I'm freezing!

256. Moody!

257. Moody's Point will be right back.

258. And now, back to Moody's Point.

259. Are you okay?

260. Yeah, I'm fine.

261. I'm fine.

262. This kid can't do this.

263. I can't do it without him.

264. I can do it.

265. I can do it.

266. Just give me some air.

267. Okay, let's give this another shot.

268. Let's go!

269. Action!

270. Jeff, be honest.

271. Does my breath smell fresh?

272. No!

273. Try using Gargasol.

274. It'll make your...

275. Cut!

276. Action!

277. Jeff, be honest.

278. Does my breath smell fresh?

279. Mouthwash.

280. Moth.

281. Moths.

282. No more moths.

283. Salt.

284. Too many noodles.

285. For the love of concussions, cut!

286. Get this kid to a doctor.

287. Come on, let's go.

288. Moody.

289. Spalding!

290. Don't worry.

291. We'll get you another leading man.

292. No, I can't do it without Spalding.

293. Sure you can.

294. No, I can't.

295. You can!

296. I can't!

297. You can!

298. I can't!

299. Okay.

300. What if we get that guy?

301. I can do it.

302. Okay.

303. Hey, kid.

304. Can you act?

305. Can I not act?

306. Okay.

307. Let's shoot a commercial!

308. Is he going to be okay?

309. He'll be just fine.

310. You must see some pretty horrible injuries.

311. Yeah, I've seen some disgusting stuff.

312. Motorcycle accidents, shock attacks.

313. But I'm a paramedic.

314. We're trained to handle anything.

315. Wahoo!

316. My...

317. Bree, is Moody going to be okay without me?

318. Yeah.

319. They replaced you.

320. With Sternum.

321. Sternum?

322. No!

323. How's my breath now?

324. Cool.

325. Let's get closer.

326. Please.

327. No!

328. I can do it!

329. I can do the commercial!

330. Cut!

331. I wish children didn't exist!

332. Hello?

333. Hello?

334. Hello?

335. Hello?

336. Hello?

337. Hello?

338. Hello?

339. Goodbye!

340. That was so pointless!

341. I

342. had such a great time doing the show tonight.

343. Amanda?

344. Yeah?

345. Yeah, I was hoping I could get an autograph.

346. Sure.

347. After the show, I would love to do an autograph.

348. Hi.

349. Just make it out to David.

350. Do you have any paper?

351. No.

352. Here, just use my head.

353. Okay.

354. To David.

355. Write, from your good friend, Amanda.

356. From your good friend, Amanda.

357. Yeah, and now write, David, you're a great guy.

358. David, you're a great guy.

359. Yeah, and if I have the time, I'd like to

360. take you out to lunch and pay for it myself.

361. And if I have the time, I'd like to...

362. I...

363. What's the matter?

364. I ran out of head.

365. Well, you know what?

366. That's okay.

367. This is great, thanks.

368. No problem, David.

369. I'm not David.

370. This is for my friend.

371. Okay, nothing weird about that.

372. Amanda, please.