The Amanda Show 2x6

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Penelope takes out the security guard with some apples today, while Amanda goes looking for people whose dreams need to come true. We take in a quick commercial for the Spitballer 5000, then it's back for the homemade adventures of Blockblister video. All this, and Crime Fighting Cheerleaders, another Hillbilly Moment, a visit to the Wedding Singers.. and 398 pretzels!

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1. That's weird.

2. Look at those babies.

3. Must be an apple tree around here somewhere.

4. Come on, sweet fruit!

5. Do not disappoint me!

6. My shoes taste just like chicken!

7. Okay,

8. now here at the Amanda Show, we're not just about the comedy.

9. Sometimes we try to do things to help parents and kids get along better.

10. Take a look.

11. Hi!

12. Excuse me, can I talk to you guys for a minute?

13. Okay.

14. Yes.

15. Hi, what's your name?

16. Andy.

17. These are my parents.

18. Hi, now as Andy's parents, is there anything Andy can do to make you guys happier?

19. I'll answer that one.

20. I would love it if he would just clean his room.

21. Mom... Come on, Andy.

22. I think that was a reasonable request.

23. Okay, I guess I could clean up my room a little bit more.

24. Attaboy.

25. Now, in return, is there anything you'd like to see your parents do?

26. Yeah, I want to see them put on ballerina outfits with flippers and run down the

27. street carrying big old dead fish and yelling, We're idiots!

28. Parents?

29. I'd like to see her get her grades up.

30. Is there anything you'd like to see your mother do?

31. Yeah, I'd like to see her captured by postal workers.

32. Well, he could mow the lawn on Saturdays.

33. And is there anything you'd like to see your dad do?

34. Yeah, I'd like to see him shave a clown's back.

35. Shave a clown's back?

36. Our spit wads are ineffective.

37. Holy spit!

38. What was that?

39. That was my super spit baller 5000!

40. Super spit baller 5000!

41. Comes with six rolls of toilet paper and a gallon of fresh spit!

42. Hey, my dad's coming!

43. Say, what's that thing up there?

44. You kids!

45. The super spit baller 5000 from Drool Cup!

46. Yes, Papa?

47. No, Papa.

48. Jaeger!

49. Welcome to our video store!

50. How might we be helping you?

51. You people ripped us off!

52. Jaeger?

53. I rented this video here for my nephew.

54. This is not the Nutty Professor!

55. No, no, no, no.

56. You not ask for the Nutty Professor!

57. Jaeger!

58. You ask for the Nubby Professor!

59. Nubby?

60. Nubby!

61. This movie better!

62. Much better!

63. No, it's not!

64. You people ripped us off!

65. Snap out of it!

66. Inhale!

67. I'm good.

68. Now put the tape in!

69. Jaeger!

70. Let us enjoy the Nubby Professor!

71. I

72. love this special effectiveness!

73. Those weren't special effectivenesses!

74. Egg?

75. Egg!

76. No egg!

77. Come on, Herschel, let's go try on wings!

78. But I want legs!

79. That lady loved our fine comedy movie!

80. I am proud, like a melon!

81. Jaeger!

82. Welcome to our video store!

83. How might we be helping you?

84. I rented this movie for the children at the orphanage.

85. Orphanage.

86. Orphanage.

87. Yes.

88. You see, I asked for George of the Jungle.

89. No, no, no.

90. You asked for George from the jungle!

91. From the jungle.

92. Yes!

93. This movie better!

94. Much better!

95. I hate to disagree, but I disagree.

96. Please, play the tape.

97. Jaeger!

98. Now, I'm sure you all agree that that was not the right movie.

99. How you'll be paying me?

100. You don't understand.

101. This is not the movie I asked for.

102. Yes!

103. This movie better!

104. Much better!

105. Stop saying that!

106. Be quiet, all of you!

107. Have you no conscience?

108. Your movie made orphans cry!

109. Two of them ran away, one left the country!

110. I boo you!

111. I boo you all!

112. Boo!

113. This lady, she did not even take one egg!

114. Yes, she took none!

115. None!

116. Jaeger!

117. This is nice.

118. Our whole family just enjoying some fine television together.

119. Get

120. down and nobody gets hurt.

121. Who are you men?

122. We're thugs.

123. We're here to cause trouble, steal your stuff, and maybe even beat up your husband.

124. Now, sit here!

125. Sit down!

126. All of you, sit!

127. We're gonna check out your house now.

128. Anybody moves and you all get it!

129. Got it?

130. Good.

131. What are we gonna do?

132. I don't know.

133. I'll call the cops.

134. Hello?

135. Cops?

136. Two thugs just broke into our house.

137. Okay, thanks.

138. What?

139. They're sending over a special squad.

140. Hey, you people got a lot of stuff.

141. Stuff that we're gonna steal.

142. Mommy!

143. Hey, get that ring off her finger.

144. No, that's my wedding ring.

145. I won't let you take it.

146. Well, then I guess we're gonna have to get a little rough.

147. Don't bruise my teddy.

148. It's the cheerleaders.

149. What the... I'm Katie.

150. I'm... You can't arrest us.

151. You're cheerleaders.

152. Correction.

153. Cheerleaders and part-time crime fighters.

154. Cup them, girls.

155. We're not gonna let you arrest us.

156. Yeah.

157. Ready?

158. Okay.

159. Give us an M.

160. M.

161. Give us an I.

162. I.

163. Give us an I.

164. L.

165. Give us a K.

166. K.

167. Put it all together and what does it spell?

168. Milk.

169. Why did you have us spell milk?

170. To distract you.

171. From what?

172. From this.

173. Okay.

174. How can we ever thank you?

175. By keeping up your school spirit.

176. I'll do it.

177. I'll do it.

178. You're an embarrassment.

179. Hey, would you consider going on a date with me?

180. No!

181. But I will do this.

182. I was just flipped by a cheerleader.

183. That's right.

184. Now, give me a B.

185. B.

186. Give me a Y.

187. Y.

188. Give me an E.

189. E.

190. Put it together and what does it spell?

191. Bye.

192. Those were some cheerleaders.

193. Those aren't just cheerleaders.

194. Those are crime-fighting cheerleaders.

195. I sure wish Katie would go on a date with me.

196. Hey, look at that.

197. He's there.

198. Cappuccino machine.

199. Cappuccino machine.

200. I'm going to hit you in the head with a cappuccino machine.

201. Let's all congratulate my adorable daughter,

202. Julie, and her brand new husband, Donald.

203. Let's bring out the band and get this party going.

204. Ladies and gentlemen, Melody Warble and her guitar player, Thad.

205. Thank you.

206. I'm Melody.

207. Thank you.

208. I'm Thad.

209. Is everybody having a good time tonight?

210. I'm Thad.

211. Where's the bride and groom?

212. Well it's time for you two to have your first dance together as husband and wife.

213. This is for you.

214. You married an ugly guy!

215. Must be insane.

216. His nose is too big.

217. He looks like a pig.

218. You married an ugly guy.

219. This marriage will never last.

220. Divorce will come very fast.

221. You'll both be alone.

222. So say adios.

223. Your husband is gross.

224. You married an ugly guy.

225. Last song to sing.

226. You don't?

227. I don't understand.

228. I realize Donald is a little odd looking.

229. I heard that.

230. Maybe you could sing a song for the grandparents.

231. They're right over there.

232. Come on, Thad.

233. Here I come, Melody.

234. Hi there.

235. Hello.

236. This song is especially for you.

237. You're extremely old.

238. Extremely old.

239. You have tooth decay.

240. You have tooth decay.

241. Some might say you're ancient.

242. Older than the hills.

243. Because your hair's so gray.

244. Because your hair's so gray.

245. You can't remember what your name is.

246. Some wrinkles on your face.

247. Your face should be replaced.

248. You look like you're a hundred.

249. Yes?

250. Why did you stop us?

251. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to sing to the elderly.

252. Why not?

253. What are you trying to say?

254. Maybe you can sing something we can all dance to?

255. Yeah, we'd be happy to.

256. Okay.

257. All right.

258. All right, everybody, grab a partner, because it's time to dance.

259. Hit it, Thad.

260. Okay, Melody.

261. One, two, three, four.

262. Well, swing your partner round and round.

263. Pick her up, then put her down.

264. Shake your partner all about, then pull his hair and make him shout.

265. Well, dance around that

266. tonight and don't be dull.

267. Bark like an ogre.

268. Whistle!

269. Okay,

270. now we're close to the end of the show, but before we go, the President of the

271. United States is gonna come here and sing a song.

272. I'm so... Pretzels!

273. Get your pretzels!

274. Pretzels!

275. Hot pretzels!

276. Yeah.

277. What's up?

278. Not a lot.

279. Are you in the middle of something here?

280. Kind of.

281. We're just trying to do a little TV show.

282. On an empty stomach?

283. What?

284. Looks like you could use a pretzel.

285. That's all I'm saying.

286. Thanks.

287. I'm okay.

288. Well, what about these audience people?

289. 398.

290. Buy 400 and you get a free baby.

291. Done.

292. Great.

293. Okay, I'm gonna need some help passing these pretzels out.

294. No problem.

295. Jim, Barney, some pretzels?

296. Sweet.

297. Sure.

298. Well, that's our show.

299. I gotta go burp this baby.

300. See ya!

301. Amanda, please.