The Amanda Show 2x5

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Penelope's quest to find Amanda finds her turning up in somebody's toilet, which is almost as smelly as our first commercial for a game that everyone will enjoy - Pass The Skunk! Then it's back to the show, and Judge Trudy is a contestant on another edition of So You Wanna Win $5. There's just time for a visit to Moody's Point before we have to close the show once more, and Amanda discovers why the lights keep going out.

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1. Come on.

2. Amanda, the show's about to start.

3. Can I get you in the wardrobe?

4. Sure.

5. Amanda's on her way.

6. Copy that.

7. Thanks.

8. Amanda!

9. You scared me half to death.

10. Don't care.

11. Where's Amanda, please?

12. Who are you?

13. I'm, the air conditioning man.

14. But you're a girl.

15. Prove it.

16. Where's Amanda, please?

17. She went to get dressed.

18. She's got to be on stage in just a minute.

19. Does this air conditioning duct lead to the stage?

20. I'm not sure.

21. Then thanks for nothing.

22. I'll find Amanda myself, please.

23. Fare thee well.

24. Sandwich?

25. Please.

26. Amanda?

27. Amanda?

28. Here's an opening.

29. I bet this is the stage.

30. The time has come for me to finally meet Amanda, please.

31. Amanda?

32. There's a girl in the toilet!

33. Wash, please.

34. Everything you see here!

35. We

36. have a great show for you guys tonight.

37. But first, I want to show you this cool new trick I've been practicing.

38. You guys want to see?

39. Yeah!

40. Great.

41. Jim, pass me?

42. Trampoline!

43. Thanks!

44. Right here?

45. Okay.

46. Well, thank you.

47. Here's a glass of water.

48. Thank you.

49. Okay, now I'm going to put the glass of water right here.

50. Okay.

51. Now, I'm going to dive right into this glass of water.

52. Are you ready?

53. Yeah!

54. Drum roll, please.

55. One, two...

56. Man!

57. What happened?

58. Amanda?

59. Sorry, but something's wrong with the electricity.

60. Can I borrow that, please?

61. Sure.

62. Thanks.

63. Be right back.

64. We're having a weenie roast.

65. Over 30 hair?

66. We're going to roast the weenies, so stick around.

67. I'll be back in a second to do stuff.

68. This artichoke is boring.

69. I know!

70. Let's play pass the skunk!

71. Pass the skunk?

72. Yeah!

73. Pass the skunk!

74. How do we play?

75. Just pass the skunk around until the music stops.

76. Then what?

77. You'll see!

78. no!

79. I've been stinkified!

80. It burns my eyes!

81. Say, kids, what reeks?

82. Hey, who's this little guy?

83. What?

84. This is nauseating!

85. Pass the skunk!

86. Comes with live skunk and music box.

87. May cause warts, swelling, and fits of rage.

88. What more can stop?

89. And

90. welcome back to So You Wanna Win $5.

91. Contestant, Tony Pajamas.

92. Pajamas!

93. Are you ready to play?

94. Listen, I didn't have any dinner tonight.

95. Yeah?

96. And it was to my understanding there was gonna be food backstage.

97. Well, there wasn't any.

98. I'm starving over here.

99. Could you get me, like, a sandwich or something?

100. We have no sandwiches.

101. Can we order in or something?

102. You know, some hot wings, a couple tacos, tuna melted?

103. Let me see.

104. No.

105. Now, here's your first question.

106. I pledge allegiance to the A... Pizza!

107. I haven't given you the answers yet.

108. No, I'm saying, why don't you order me a pizza?

109. We are in the middle of a show now.

110. I pledge allegiance to the A, fish, B, kumquat, C, flag, or D, tumor.

111. Tough question.

112. Can I use my phone or friend?

113. Yes.

114. Let's get Tony's friend on the line.

115. Hi, this is Tommy.

116. Hi, Tommy.

117. This is Tina from So You Wanna Win $5.

118. We have Tony here and he needs your help.

119. Okay.

120. What does he want?

121. Yeah, give me a large pizza, half pepperoni, half sausage.

122. You want extra cheese?

123. Wait a minute.

124. Who did you have us call?

125. This is Tommy's pizza.

126. You can't use your lifeline to order pizza.

127. Who are you to tell me what I can and can't do?

128. I'm the host of the show!

129. Hey, I'm still starving over here.

130. Yo, this is Tommy.

131. Just answer the question!

132. It's C, flag, flag, flag, flag.

133. You happy now?

134. Now give me some stinking food.

135. I hate you!

136. Still hungry.

137. Next question.

138. How many states make up the United States?

139. Is it A, 50, B, 6, C, none, or D, leather?

140. Let's see.

141. I know it ain't none.

142. And I'm pretty sure it ain't leather.

143. Hey!

144. Somebody order a pizza?

145. Hey, yo, right over here.

146. You can't eat that here.

147. Yeah, you can eat this anywhere.

148. Time's almost up.

149. Your answer, please.

150. Man, this pizza's beautiful.

151. Time's up.

152. Okay, I'm gonna go finish this pizza.

153. Good.

154. Go!

155. You got any Parmesan?

156. Get out!

157. I'll forget about it.

158. Please give me a moment to suppress my deep hatred.

159. There.

160. Now let's welcome our next guest, Judge Trudy.

161. This is Judge Trudy.

162. If you have a question and you want it answered,

163. don't take the question into your own hands.

164. Take it to Judge Trudy.

165. Okay.

166. All right, all right, I am Judge Trudy.

167. Can't bring a bailiff on the show?

168. Bailiff?

169. Judge Trudy wants a bailiff.

170. All right.

171. But, Tina, whatever your name is, I understand you have a few questions for me.

172. Yes, your first question is, how many days are in a year?

173. Is it...

174. 365!

175. 365.

176. All right, next question, sweetheart.

177. I'm sorry, it's time for the lightning round.

178. You will be given eight questions.

179. Shut your tooth box and make with the questions!

180. Tooth box.

181. That's a mouth.

182. All right, your first question is, where is the Eiffel Tower?

183. France.

184. What color is the White House?

185. White.

186. Who invented the bathtub?

187. Walter B.

188. Tubbs.

189. I'm sorry, it was Warren B.

190. Tubbs.

191. Overruled!

192. You can't overrule me!

193. Your answer was wrong!

194. It was right!

195. It was wrong!

196. Right!

197. Wrong!

198. Bailiff?

199. Judge Trudy says she's right.

200. The

201. dancing lobsters.

202. Who gets the people?

203. So,

204. how many of you guys saw the last episode of Moody's Point?

205. Did you like it?

206. Because we got another brand new Moody for you.

207. So, here we go.

208. Everybody, Moody's Point.

209. Hi, Spaulding.

210. Hey, Brie.

211. Hey, Moody.

212. Hi, your locker's stuck again?

213. Yeah.

214. Can't get it open.

215. Come watch me try out for cheerleader.

216. Hi, guys.

217. You're gonna come watch me try out for cheerleading, right?

218. I'll get them.

219. Thanks.

220. Are you okay?

221. You're so hurtful!

222. She seems upset.

223. Maybe you should talk to her.

224. I don't know.

225. You should talk to her.

226. You're so right, Moody.

227. Misty, wait!

228. Hey, Moods.

229. Maybe after we're done watching Misty try out for

230. cheerleading, you wanna go out and get some coleslaw?

231. I would, but I have to turn this videotape by 5 o'clock.

232. Return it tomorrow.

233. Brie!

234. I have never, ever returned a videotape late.

235. What kind of girl do you think I am?

236. What kind of girl are you?

237. Sternum.

238. Hi, Sternum.

239. What smells like beef?

240. Lozenge.

241. New flavor.

242. You like?

243. Guess you do.

244. Mom.

245. Hi!

246. Kick their mothers in the thigh!

247. If we don't win this game today, we'll spurt their eyes with pepper spray!

248. Okay, next up is Misty Raines.

249. What's that supposed to mean?

250. It's your turn.

251. Okay.

252. Think she'll make it this time?

253. I hope so.

254. I'd sure hate to see her lose out again.

255. Ready?

256. Okay!

257. Give me a G!

258. G!

259. Give me an R!

260. R!

261. Give me an F!

262. F!

263. Give me a P!

264. P!

265. Give me an L!

266. L!

267. Put it all together and what does it spell?

268. Girl.

269. Girl.

270. It doesn't spell anything!

271. Can I do it again?

272. Please?

273. Okay, well, yeah, just do it fast.

274. It's almost five o'clock.

275. My gosh, Bree, it's almost five!

276. What?

277. I've got to return the tape by five or it'll be late.

278. Who cares?

279. I do!

280. Hey, what's wrong with Moody?

281. She's going to be late returning a video.

282. What?

283. We've got to help her!

284. Come on!

285. Moody!

286. You didn't rewind.

287. I forgot.

288. What if you forgot to breathe?

289. Then you'd be dead.

290. Yeah.

291. I'm just saying.

292. I want to return this tape.

293. No problem.

294. I'll just...

295. This tape is late.

296. But it's five!

297. Correction.

298. Five-one.

299. What's the difference?

300. One.

301. Give her a break.

302. She's never returned a video late in her life.

303. Never in my whole life.

304. Until now.

305. It's all right, Moody.

306. I'm here.

307. I'm here.

308. Moody's Point will be right back.

309. And now, back to Moody's Point.

310. You

311. can't let it get to you like this.

312. I can't help it.

313. I understand how you feel.

314. Didn't you used to sell balloons here?

315. Yeah, we switched to corn.

316. I love corn.

317. Can we please go back to my video problem?

318. Moody, the late fee is only a dollar.

319. It's not the money.

320. It's my father.

321. How can I tell him?

322. He'll be so disappointed in me.

323. He'll understand.

324. He's a nurse.

325. Does it matter?

326. Even with all his nursing skills, he won't be able to heal my reputation.

327. Moody, you didn't mean to turn the video in late.

328. Just tell your dad you made a mistake.

329. I can't.

330. You can.

331. I can't.

332. You can.

333. I can't.

334. You can.

335. I can.

336. I can.

337. So I was one minute late.

338. I'm really sorry, Dad.

339. I know you are, sweetheart.

340. But just because a cat has kittens in the oven doesn't make them biscuits.

341. Know what I mean?

342. Yes.

343. Yes, I do.

344. Gosh, I miss your mother.

345. She'd be very proud of you for being so honest with me.

346. Class?

347. I'm gonna pass.

348. And the next spot on the cheerleading squad goes to...

349. Lisa Wickle!

350. All right, that leaves one spot left on this year's cheerleading squad.

351. Please, please, please, please, please.

352. And the final spot goes to...

353. drumroll... Eileen Margolis!

354. Life is so suckful.

355. Tough break, Misty.

356. I'm sorry.

357. I wish I were elsewhere.

358. Hey.

359. Me?

360. You look like you'd make a fine cheerleader.

361. But all the spots are filled.

362. Heck, we can make room for her.

363. Thanks.

364. But she didn't even try out.

365. Any chimpanzee can be a cheerleader.

366. Yeah.

367. Hey!

368. Why don't we go get you some pom-poms,

369. Okay.

370. That was so hurtful.

371. So, Moody, did you tell your dad about returning the tape weight?

372. Yeah.

373. He was really cool about it.

374. He said my mom would be proud of me.

375. I bet she would.

376. It's a bummer that she disappeared in that hot air balloon.

377. If only I could talk to her.

378. I wonder what she'd say.

379. I'm thirsty!

380. Moody!

381. I'm lost in this hot air balloon!

382. This is so not good.

383. Moody!

384. One time, my friend had this car, but he couldn't drive it.

385. Because he was, like, 14.

386. And it didn't have, like, a motor.

387. So he sat in the car and, like, put on the radio, like, loud.

388. Only the car didn't have a radio.

389. So it was mostly quiet.

390. That was totally Kyle!

391. Totally!

392. Okay,

393. I'm going to attempt another cool trick for you, okay?

394. I'm almost 30!

395. I am going to swallow this tricycle whole.

396. Drum roll, please.

397. Okay, be right back.

398. Drake, I'm trying to do the show.

399. You knocked the power out again.

400. Don't blame me.

401. The lobsters put me over the hair dryers.

402. I

403. think I'm starting to cook.

404. Drake, don't be such a complainer.

405. Will you please just get me down from here?

406. All right.

407. Thank you.

408. Hypnotize a social worker.

409. See ya!

410. Amanda, please.