The Amanda Show 2x4

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It's The Drake Show! Well, for a little while anyway, until Amanda shows up, but finds that a vital guest star is missing! We pay a visit to the Klutz restaurant, Amanda interviews Frankenstein, and Ennis and Lula Mae reach out and hit somebody in an Outdoors Hillbilly Moment. Penelope has a fight for the title of Amanda's number one fan, please, then there's just time for a lesson from Mr. Gullible before the show comes to a complete stop once more.

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1. No way.

2. I swear.

3. So what did he say?

4. He goes, fine, I don't care.

5. I'm just not gonna ask her out anymore.

6. So I'm all lucky her.

7. Really?

8. Whatever.

9. I know.

10. Hey, Amanda, don't you have to get dressed for the show?

11. Yeah, I better get changed.

12. Amanda.

13. Drake, Drake, wake up.

14. You're right.

15. I've got to get dressed.

16. Get out.

17. What's his deal?

18. What's his deal?

19. I think he's dreaming.

20. I wonder what he's dreaming about.

21. Yes!

22. Welcome to my show!

23. Drake, Drake, wake up.

24. What?

25. What were you dreaming about?

26. Nothing.

27. Billy, a dentist.

28. He's, he's a guy who gives free ice cream to people.

29. Thank you.

30. Okay, you guys are about to see an awesome show.

31. We're gonna do this really funny sketch where I play a doctor, right?

32. Well, this patient comes in.

33. He's unconscious.

34. And so, I call the nurse in and...

35. Hi, is something wrong?

36. Yeah, Amanda, we're not gonna be able to do the doctor sketch tonight.

37. Why not?

38. The unconscious guy didn't show up.

39. Man.

40. Wait, if I can find an unconscious guy, can we still do the sketch?

41. Sure.

42. Be right back.

43. You need some help?

44. Yeah, we're doing a TV show and we need

45. somebody to play the part of an unconscious man.

46. Have you ever done any acting?

47. A little in college.

48. Cool.

49. Would you mind making yourself unconscious?

50. I'd be happy to.

51. Yeah, Amanda, the unconscious guy showed up.

52. Man, what do I do with this unconscious guy?

53. I don't know.

54. I'll take him!

55. Okay, stick around.

56. I'll be back in a second to do stuff.

57. Well.

58. Bye-bye, fun.

59. We just need the boost.

60. It's too high.

61. Not for the boost.

62. What boost?

63. The boost.

64. I'll show you.

65. Someone need a boost?

66. No problem.

67. Thanks, the boost.

68. Don't thank me.

69. It's my job.

70. Trouble.

71. Ciao.

72. A day is ruined.

73. Someone need a boost?

74. I love you, the boost.

75. Don't love me.

76. It's my job.

77. When you need a boost, get the boost.

78. Comes with cool-looking beeper and 24-hour access to a tall man with a car.

79. Rock boost.

80. I don't rock.

81. It's my job.

82. The next time you need a boost, call the boost.

83. I lift people.

84. And welcome to Shea Clutz.

85. We're the Clutzes.

86. I'll have my son, Carter, show you to a table.

87. Carter.

88. Here I come, Mother.

89. Carter, will you show this couple to a table, please?

90. Sure, Mom.

91. Welcome to Shea Clutz.

92. What a pretty dress.

93. Thanks.

94. We're going to the prom.

95. May I sniff your corsage?

96. I'd like that.

97. My dress!

98. Could we please see a menu?

99. Okey-doke.

100. Not a problem.

101. Not a problem.

102. Can I please just get a glass of water?

103. Sure, water.

104. Oak, coming up.

105. Hey, you're watering my lap!

106. Not a problem.

107. I beg to differ.

108. Miss, miss.

109. Yes?

110. We can't read the specials from here.

111. I'll get the board for you.

112. Hey, can we get our food?

113. We're sailors.

114. Here comes your food right now.

115. Okay, who ordered the pasta?

116. And who had the Caesar salad?

117. I had the pasta.

118. Anything else?

119. You've ruined everything!

120. At least we're still sailors.

121. Thank you, Richard.

122. Say, where's our sparkling cider?

123. It's on its way.

124. Carter!

125. Sparkling cider coming up.

126. This cork's in there tight.

127. Hey, the cork landed up there.

128. I'll get it.

129. No, I can get it.

130. No, you know, I don't mind getting it.

131. Not a problem.

132. Excuse me, it's awfully hot in here.

133. Yes, we sailors are also hot.

134. Could you please turn on this ceiling fan?

135. Sure.

136. Thank you.

137. Excuse me.

138. I think I see the switch right here.

139. Here, I think you better slow it down.

140. Okay, I'll use the remote control.

141. I'll help.

142. I'm a sailor.

143. Richard!

144. Hang on, Katie!

145. Hold on, dear!

146. Yo,

147. yo, it's Amanda's Jacuzzi.

148. Hi, welcome to my jacuzzi.

149. Today my special guest is Frankenstein.

150. And only actual Frankenstein?

151. And is it true that you're a monster made up from the body parts of dead people?

152. I see.

153. Now, is it also true that you were the very first woman to ever wear a brassiere?

154. Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?

155. All right.

156. That was Amanda's Jacuzzi.

157. Yo, yo, yo.

158. Bye-bye!

159. It's time for a hillbilly moment!

160. Hi there, my name's Lula May.

161. I'm Anus.

162. I like to tell knock-knock jokes.

163. Tuesdayer.

164. I ain't telling no knock-knock joke right now.

165. I ain't never met my dentist.

166. You see, I tell jokes to him.

167. She hits me with stuff.

168. In my head.

169. This time, I thought it'd be funny if we go outside

170. and tell our knock-knock jokes to other folks.

171. Can I?

172. Hey, hey, knock-knock.

173. Who's there?

174. Loaf of bread.

175. Loaf of bread who?

176. I'm gonna hit you in the head with a loaf of bread.

177. Pardon?

178. That's a good one.

179. Let's do another one.

180. Okay.

181. Hey, hey, knock-knock.

182. Who's there?

183. Galosh.

184. Galosh who?

185. I'm gonna hit you in the head with a galosh.

186. Excuse me.

187. That was a good one.

188. Yep.

189. Let's do another one.

190. Come on.

191. Hey, hey, knock-knock.

192. Who's there?

193. Little fish.

194. Little fish who?

195. I'm gonna hit you in the head with a little fish.

196. Knock-knock.

197. Who's there?

198. Bigger fish.

199. Bigger fish who?

200. I'm gonna hit you in the head with a bigger fish.

201. Now, wait a minute.

202. Hey, man, that was a good one.

203. Yep.

204. Let's do another one.

205. Hey, hey, knock-knock.

206. Who's there?

207. Megaphone.

208. Megaphone who?

209. I'm gonna hit you in the head with a megaphone.

210. I don't know if I understand.

211. That was a good one.

212. Yep.

213. Let's go home.

214. Okay.

215. That was fun.

216. I like telling jokes to other people.

217. Yep.

218. Now, what do we do?

219. Knock-knock.

220. Who's there?

221. Bottle of water.

222. Bottle of water who?

223. I'm gonna hit you in the head with a bottle of water.

224. Hey, Mitch.

225. That's good.

226. Yep.

227. Do

228. you work here on the Amanda show?

229. No, we came to see the show.

230. We just went to the restroom.

231. Don't care.

232. Where's Amanda?

233. She's probably getting ready for her next scene.

234. And who are you, please?

235. I'm Daphne.

236. Daphne is Amanda's number one fan.

237. What did you say?

238. I'm Amanda's number one fan?

239. Please.

240. It is to laugh.

241. What?

242. Listen up, wannabe.

243. You happen to be looking at Amanda's number one fan, please.

244. You think so?

245. I don't think.

246. I know.

247. I've seen every show Amanda's ever been in, please.

248. I'm the president of Amanda's fan club.

249. Well, I have my very own award-winning Amanda website, www.amandaplease.com.

250. I own a lot of Amanda's hair.

251. Well, I have Amanda's tonsils.

252. What's Amanda's middle name?

253. Laura.

254. What's Amanda's birthday?

255. April 3rd.

256. What's Amanda's IQ?

257. 167.

258. What's Amanda's blood type?

259. B-positive.

260. What's Amanda's favorite food?

261. Ravioli.

262. Stuffed with?

263. Meat.

264. Please.

265. How many pairs of pants does Amanda own?

266. Excuse me, girls.

267. Back off!

268. All righty.

269. How many pairs of pants does Amanda own?

270. 37.

271. 6 Capris, 8 Cargo, 11 Pedo Pushers, 5 Carmader, and 7 Clam Diggers.

272. Have you had enough?

273. I haven't even started.

274. Please.

275. Settle down, children.

276. Settle up.

277. No throwing paper, please.

278. Hey, children.

279. What class is this?

280. We got a substitute teacher.

281. Who?

282. Mr. Gullible.

283. Yeah.

284. And we thought it might be a good time for a... Fire drill.

285. Fire drill.

286. So I want each and every one of you to calmly and

287. carefully form a double fire angle that I see now.

288. You kids just trampled me.

289. No, no, no.

290. You see, you were just dreaming that.

291. Really?

292. Yeah.

293. Yeah, Mama.

294. Just a dream, for sure.

295. Well then I'm not angry with any of you.

296. Mr. Gullible?

297. Yeah?

298. To protect us from the flames, our regular teacher always

299. slams his head in the locker and screams, Macaroni salad!

300. Macaroni salad!

301. Really?

302. Yes.

303. Yeah, Mama.

304. Salad.

305. Macaroni inside.

306. Well, I don't see the direct benefit, but if that's the way

307. your regular teacher does it, then I suppose I should too.

308. Macaroni salad!

309. Macaroni salad!

310. Like that?

311. Harder.

312. Harder?

313. Lots harder.

314. Well, if it's for the safety of the children...

315. Macaroni salad!

316. Salad in Sally!

317. Macaroni salami!

318. I'm having trouble remembering my name.

319. Well, Mr. Gullible... That's it.

320. Well, at this point, our regular teacher always gets the fire extinguisher.

321. That's a good idea.

322. In case of emergency, break glass.

323. Well, our regular teacher always breaks the glass with his head.

324. With his head?

325. Yeah.

326. He always does that.

327. Well, if that's the way your regular teacher does it...

328. Don't forget to wiggle your butt first.

329. All right.

330. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

331. I got the fire extinguisher.

332. Dang it.

333. Glass tastes like blood.

334. Mr. Gullible... Yes?

335. Our regular teacher usually demonstrates how dangerous fire can be.

336. How?

337. Well, he usually scampers about pretending to be the fire.

338. But that seems silly.

339. Well, that's what he does.

340. You know, scampers about.

341. Okay.

342. Here I go.

343. Look!

344. I'm fire!

345. I'm dangerous!

346. Stay away from me!

347. I could burn you!

348. I'm fire!

349. What did your regular teacher do now?

350. Well, he usually screams, put me out!

351. Put me out!

352. Really?

353. Yeah.

354. Put me out.

355. Okay.

356. Put me out!

357. Put me out!

358. Put me out!

359. Put me out!

360. Put me out!

361. Put me out!

362. Put me out!

363. Put me out!

364. Put me out!

365. I'm uncomfortable.

366. What does that mean?

367. Two

368. minutes left, so is there anything else you guys want to see?

369. Yeah.

370. Amanda, we want to see how long you can hold your breath.

371. All right.

372. What's Amanda's least favorite fruit?

373. The mango.

374. What's Amanda's favorite body part?

375. The uvula.

376. Favorite band instrument?

377. Oboe.

378. Favorite former Soviet leader?

379. Gorbachev.

380. Favorite soup?

381. Crab chowder.

382. Red or white?

383. White.

384. Please.

385. Girls, girls, come on.

386. You guys are both obviously huge fans of Amanda.

387. Is it really that important who's number one?

388. Yes.

389. Yes, please.

390. All right, fine.

391. Okay, tell you what.

392. We're going to settle this with one sudden death final question.

393. First one to press the button and answer the question correctly wins.

394. There's no button, please.

395. I have a button.

396. Thanks.

397. Ready?

398. Ready.

399. Ready, steak.

400. Blake, drink.

401. Don't care.

402. Pose your question.

403. Okay, in the third grade, Amanda had a combination lock on her locker at school.

404. What was the combination?

405. 36 right.

406. 24 left.

407. Pass zero to 14.

408. She's right.

409. Of course, I'm right.

410. I think we both learned something here today.

411. Thanks for playing.

412. I must go look at Amanda.

413. Who was that girl?

414. That was Amanda's number one fan.

415. Sorry, guys, but we're out of time.

416. I gotta go reupholster my father.

417. See ya.

418. Amanda, please.