1. Really?Copy !req
2. Yeah, well, I figure I'll do the Amanda
show for about another year or two.Copy !req
3. And then they'll spin me off to do the
Drake show, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
4. That's right.Copy !req
5. Hey, Drake, we only have a few
minutes before the show starts.Copy !req
6. Nobody can find Amanda.Copy !req
7. She's right over there.Copy !req
8. Amanda, what are you doing?Copy !req
9. Playing in the mud.Copy !req
10. Well, we've just got a couple of
minutes until the show starts.Copy !req
11. We're like ten minutes away.Copy !req
12. Calm down, I got it under control.Copy !req
13. Hey, guys, a little help?Copy !req
14. Cease fire!Copy !req
15. YouCopy !req
16. guys have to hear this joke.Copy !req
17. Okay, so an elephant walks
into an ice cream shopCopy !req
18. and orders three scoops of ice cream.Copy !req
19. Amanda!Copy !req
20. Yeah?Copy !req
21. My great-grandmother can't hear you.Copy !req
22. Is it okay if she moves
down a little closer?Copy !req
23. Sure, I guess, yeah.Copy !req
24. Come on, Memaw, let's go.Copy !req
25. I didn't mean to come on stage.Copy !req
26. She's going to need a chair.Copy !req
27. You know, I really don't think
this is going to work out.Copy !req
28. Okay, you just sit down and relax.Copy !req
29. I didn't... Thanks, Amanda.Copy !req
30. Give her a hand.Copy !req
31. Don't trust the Germans!Copy !req
32. Okay, now where was I?Copy !req
33. Right, okay, so an elephant
walks into an ice cream shop.Copy !req
34. ma 'am, that wasn't the funny part.Copy !req
35. Creamed corn!Copy !req
36. Okay, okay, so the elephant
orders three scoops of ice cream.Copy !req
37. Chocolate, vanilla... I don't get it!Copy !req
38. Ma'am, I haven't gotten
to the funny part yet.Copy !req
39. Okay.Copy !req
40. Egg salad?Copy !req
41. Liver?Copy !req
42. Pork loin?Copy !req
43. Why throw your food away?Copy !req
44. We're not going to eat it!Copy !req
45. But someone will!Copy !req
46. You can sell your lunch at lunchbay.
com!Copy !req
47. Lunchbay?Copy !req
48. Dot com?Copy !req
49. You just enter the food
you want to sell andCopy !req
50. wait for kids all
around the world to bid!Copy !req
51. But what kid's going
to bid on my egg salad?Copy !req
52. Or my liver?Copy !req
53. Or my pork loaf?Copy !req
54. Stupid kids, that's who!Copy !req
55. And the kid who bid the most
for your nasty food buys it!Copy !req
56. I got liver!Copy !req
57. I got thirty-six dollars!Copy !req
58. I purchased pork loaf!Copy !req
59. And egg salad!Copy !req
60. Lunchbay.com!Copy !req
61. The convenient way to sell
your disgusting lunch items!Copy !req
62. And make money!Copy !req
63. Lunchbay!Copy !req
64. This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.Copy !req
65. When you have a beef, don't take
the law into your own hands.Copy !req
66. Take it to Judge Trudy.Copy !req
67. Okay.Copy !req
68. Hatchief!Copy !req
69. Excuse me, how can you be the judge?Copy !req
70. You're thirteen years old,
is this some kind of joke?Copy !req
71. You like jokes?Copy !req
72. Knock, knock.Copy !req
73. Who's there?Copy !req
74. Shocking.Copy !req
75. Shocking who?Copy !req
76. Shocking you!Copy !req
77. No, I'm good.Copy !req
78. Good.Copy !req
79. Now, Marcus McOliver, I understand you
have a complaint against your father here.Copy !req
80. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
81. He told me to please stop it.Copy !req
82. These kids are throwing
fake fruits at me.Copy !req
83. And I suppose you'd also
like them to please stop it?Copy !req
84. Yes.Copy !req
85. Alright, when I count to three,
I want youCopy !req
86. all to stop throwing
fake fruits at this man.Copy !req
87. One, two...Copy !req
88. Now, Marcus,
what were you doing that causedCopy !req
89. your horrible father here
to say please stop it?Copy !req
90. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
91. He was mocking me.Copy !req
92. He was mocking me!Copy !req
93. You see?Copy !req
94. Stop it!Copy !req
95. Stop it!Copy !req
96. Judge Trudy?Copy !req
97. Mr. McOliver, do you have any
proof that Marcus was mocking you?Copy !req
98. Proof?Copy !req
99. Proof.Copy !req
100. Well, listen to that!Copy !req
101. Hey, well, listen to that!Copy !req
102. He's doing it now!Copy !req
103. He's doing it now!Copy !req
104. Mr. McOliver, approach the bench.Copy !req
105. Yes?Copy !req
106. When he mocks you,
does it really upset you?Copy !req
107. Well, yes, it does.Copy !req
108. It makes me feel like
he's not listening to me.Copy !req
109. It makes me feel foolish.Copy !req
110. Me's not listening to me
makes me feel foolish!Copy !req
111. Judge Trudy!Copy !req
112. Judge Trudy!Copy !req
113. How do I object?Copy !req
114. I object looking me
objecting to the man!Copy !req
115. I hereby sentence you to be chased by
an unpredictable man in a gorilla suit!Copy !req
116. What man in a gorilla suit?Copy !req
117. The litigants for our next case
are entering the courtroom.Copy !req
118. I wish my name was Stephanie.Copy !req
119. All right, Gordy Marlap,
please tell the court why you're here.Copy !req
120. Well, Judge Trudy, my teacher there,
Miss Burkle, she gave me the detention.Copy !req
121. I had every right to
give him detention!Copy !req
122. Look at me!Copy !req
123. You can't give a kid detention
just because you're unattractive!Copy !req
124. I am talking about these things!Copy !req
125. They're all stuck to me!Copy !req
126. Now it's his fault you're sticky!Copy !req
127. I am not sticky by nature!Copy !req
128. He put glue on everything
in the classroom!Copy !req
129. You said to make a collage!Copy !req
130. Not upon me!Copy !req
131. Who says upon?Copy !req
132. Listen, glue boy!Copy !req
133. I am sticky!Copy !req
134. He's an abuser!Copy !req
135. More interruption and I'll
glue something to your butt!Copy !req
136. There's no more room on my butt!Copy !req
137. Order!Copy !req
138. Order!Copy !req
139. This situation does not
call for snickering!Copy !req
140. Thank you!Copy !req
141. It calls for pointing
and loud laughter.Copy !req
142. Begin.Copy !req
143. I hereby sentence you to be sold to
the highest bidder in the courtroom!Copy !req
144. One dollar!Copy !req
145. Sold!Copy !req
146. You guys are here on a really
special night, because right nowCopy !req
147. you're gonna see something
brand new and totally different.Copy !req
148. It's a show about a girl named
Moody and a bunch of her friendsCopy !req
149. and life and love and school
and all that kind of stuff.Copy !req
150. And it's pretty funny, too.Copy !req
151. So, okay, here we go.Copy !req
152. Everybody, Moody's point.Copy !req
153. Hey there, Sugar Snuff.Copy !req
154. Happy birthday.Copy !req
155. A locket.Copy !req
156. It's beautiful.Copy !req
157. It was your mother's.Copy !req
158. I can't open it.Copy !req
159. Neither could your mother.Copy !req
160. I wish Mom was here.Copy !req
161. Sweetheart.Copy !req
162. If wishes were omelets, we'd all be filled
with cheese and small pieces of ham.Copy !req
163. You always know just what to say.Copy !req
164. Do I have spiders all over my face?Copy !req
165. No, Dad.Copy !req
166. Good.Copy !req
167. I have to get Moody the
perfect birthday present.Copy !req
168. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
169. What?Copy !req
170. Well, I have a birthday,
too, you know.Copy !req
171. Yeah, in seven months.Copy !req
172. You're so hurtful.Copy !req
173. What's up with Misty?Copy !req
174. I don't know.Copy !req
175. I was just telling her I wanted to get
Moody the perfect birthday present.Copy !req
176. Well, why does it have to be perfect?Copy !req
177. Well,
I want Moody to think of me as moreCopy !req
178. than just an extremely
attractive male friend.Copy !req
179. Spalding, why don't you just tell
Moody how you feel about her?Copy !req
180. What?Copy !req
181. You mean just walk up and say,
Moody, I love...Copy !req
182. Bye, guys.Copy !req
183. Moody.Copy !req
184. Moody, don't forget.Copy !req
185. You need to get this permission slip
signed by your father or mother.Copy !req
186. Mother!Copy !req
187. Moody.Copy !req
188. Moody.Copy !req
189. She didn't know.Copy !req
190. She's just a teacher.Copy !req
191. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
192. I'll never find anyone who can
understand my tortured teenage soul.Copy !req
193. Sternum, is anything wrong?Copy !req
194. Is anything right?Copy !req
195. Someone dented my locker!Copy !req
196. Hi.Copy !req
197. You sell beepers?Copy !req
198. No, just beeper polish.Copy !req
199. I thought you sold beepers.Copy !req
200. Every day.Copy !req
201. Hey, Moody.Copy !req
202. Hey, Bree.Copy !req
203. Hey, Misty.Copy !req
204. Why'd you say hi to Bree first?Copy !req
205. Did you two?Copy !req
206. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
207. You guys been shopping?Copy !req
208. Yeah.Copy !req
209. I got you a birthday present.Copy !req
210. Happy birthday.Copy !req
211. Socks.Copy !req
212. Cool.Copy !req
213. I got you a laptop computer.Copy !req
214. My gosh, Bree, you're crazy.Copy !req
215. I love this.Copy !req
216. You're so hurtful.Copy !req
217. Moody.Copy !req
218. Spalding.Copy !req
219. Happy birthday.Copy !req
220. Moody, what's the matter?Copy !req
221. Moody, I don't understand.Copy !req
222. No one will ever understand.Copy !req
223. Sternum, where'd you come from?Copy !req
224. Where do any of us come from?Copy !req
225. Feeling better?Copy !req
226. Yeah.Copy !req
227. I'm just a little anxious.Copy !req
228. Here.Copy !req
229. What's this?Copy !req
230. A lozenge.Copy !req
231. Will this help?Copy !req
232. Will it hurt?Copy !req
233. Aren't you going to be
late for your party?Copy !req
234. I don't know if I'm going.Copy !req
235. Say what?Copy !req
236. I miss Mom.Copy !req
237. Sweetie, I miss Mom, too.Copy !req
238. I've been doing my best
to try to be both a...Copy !req
239. mother and a father to you,
but I know it's not the same.Copy !req
240. A little more on the left eye.Copy !req
241. Thanks.Copy !req
242. There we go.Copy !req
243. That's pretty?Copy !req
244. If you don't want to go to your birthday
party, that's your decision to make.Copy !req
245. But remember, it's the party in that
special part of your heart that makes theCopy !req
246. party of life the part that
you never really part with.Copy !req
247. Is that true?Copy !req
248. Partly.Copy !req
249. See you around.Copy !req
250. Moody, what's going on?Copy !req
251. Everyone's waiting for you.Copy !req
252. You just hate me.Copy !req
253. Guys, I may not go to my party.Copy !req
254. Moody, what is wrong?Copy !req
255. You've been totally stressing ever
since I gave you that balloon.Copy !req
256. Balloon?Copy !req
257. This has to do with your mom,
doesn't it?Copy !req
258. You never told us
what happened to her.Copy !req
259. I can't.Copy !req
260. Moody.Copy !req
261. Moody, no.Copy !req
262. Moody, if you can't tell us,
you're best friendsCopy !req
263. in the whole world,
then who can you tell?Copy !req
264. I can't tell you.Copy !req
265. I just can't.Copy !req
266. Just tell them.Copy !req
267. All right.Copy !req
268. You see, it was six years ago.Copy !req
269. My mom had to go to Wisconsin
to visit her sick aunt.Copy !req
270. But all the flights were booked.Copy !req
271. She couldn't get a plane.Copy !req
272. So she took a... She took a...Copy !req
273. Took a what?Copy !req
274. A hot air balloon!Copy !req
275. Crash?Copy !req
276. No, it never came down.Copy !req
277. Never.Copy !req
278. She was never found.Copy !req
279. And all I have left
of her is this locket.Copy !req
280. And I can't even open it.Copy !req
281. Well, let's go to the party.Copy !req
282. Party!Copy !req
283. Sternum, will you come?Copy !req
284. Hi, Mr. Stevens.Copy !req
285. Am I late for work?Copy !req
286. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
287. But I got some news for you.Copy !req
288. And you don't have any news for me?Copy !req
289. I don't know you.Copy !req
290. Anyway, Moody, from now on,
we're no longer selling beepers.Copy !req
291. Beeper polish.Copy !req
292. Whatever.Copy !req
293. From now on, we sell...Copy !req
294. Balloons.Copy !req
295. Yeah, balloons?Copy !req
296. Well, bye.Copy !req
297. Moody, you okay?Copy !req
298. Yeah, I'm okay.Copy !req
299. Okay, bye-bye.Copy !req
300. Got you something for your birthday.Copy !req
301. What's this?Copy !req
302. A locket opener.Copy !req
303. How'd you know?Copy !req
304. How didn't I know?Copy !req
305. It's empty.Copy !req
306. Now it's full.Copy !req
307. So is my heart.Copy !req
308. Thank you.Copy !req
309. You're welcome, Indy.Copy !req
310. Moody!Copy !req
311. Yeah, you are.Copy !req
312. Where are you?Copy !req
313. One time, I, like, went to the
zoo and saw all, like... Animals.Copy !req
314. And this one animal was all... Grr!Copy !req
315. And this other animal was all... Grr!Copy !req
316. And then, like,
this other animal was all... Grr!Copy !req
317. So they were all, like...Copy !req
318. Grr-ing.Copy !req
319. Except for this one
animal that was all...Copy !req
320. Chickalickalickalickalickalickalicka!Copy !req
321. Chickalickalickalickalickalickalicka!Copy !req
322. That was Totally Kyle!Copy !req
323. Totally!Copy !req
324. We're almost at the end of the show,
but beforeCopy !req
325. we go,
I thought we'd answer some questions.Copy !req
326. Hello.Copy !req
327. Hello.Copy !req
328. Hi.Copy !req
329. Do I know you?Copy !req
330. No.Copy !req
331. I just wandered in off the street.Copy !req
332. Okay, Listen, my back is killing me.Copy !req
333. Would you mind walking on it?Copy !req
334. You want me to walk on your back?Copy !req
335. Let's do it!Copy !req
336. You know, I really don't think
that I should be walking on your...Copy !req
337. Yeah!Copy !req
338. Don't be shy!Copy !req
339. Yeah!Copy !req
340. How's that?Copy !req
341. Jump up and down!Copy !req
342. Hey!Copy !req
343. Next!Copy !req
344. Give me that!Copy !req
345. Yes!Copy !req
346. Great!Copy !req
347. Feel better?Copy !req
348. No, I think I need someone heavier.Copy !req
349. Alfonzo!Copy !req
350. Well, I'd be honored.Copy !req
351. Get my grandmother out of jail.Copy !req
352. See ya!Copy !req
353. Thanks for watching!Copy !req