The Amanda Show 2x15

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Penelope thinks she's finally going to speak to Amanda when she's a guest on a phone in show, but the emergency broadcast system interrupts proceedings. Amanda tries to open the show, but is interrupted by dodgeballs, and Judge Trudy enrols on the first day of school, but is interrupted by a problem with oatmeal. There's just time for a quick visit to Moody's Point, before it's time to close the show  but why is it snowing in the studio?

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1. Penelope!

2. Quiet, Preston.

3. I'm watching Amanda.

4. The Amanda show's not on yet.

5. I know that.

6. Amanda's on her talk show, please.

7. Shush!

8. So, Amanda, your entire arm is made of metal?

9. No, it's just a regular old arm.

10. Yeah, but if your arm were made of metal, wouldn't that be interesting?

11. Sure.

12. Okay, let's take a phone call.

13. Ralph Whitman, you're on with Amanda.

14. Why don't you call him, Penelope?

15. Please.

16. I've been on hold for three hours waiting to talk to Amanda.

17. Will you make me a sandwich?

18. No.

19. But, Penelope... Shush!

20. Anyway, my question for Amanda is, how much do you weigh?

21. 98.7 pounds, please.

22. I don't know, 98 pounds?

23. Is that with or without the metal arm?

24. She doesn't have a metal arm.

25. I don't have a metal arm.

26. Sorry, Ralph.

27. No metal arm on Amanda.

28. Okay, next on the line is... Please, it's my turn!

29. John Fabernoo, you have a question for Amanda.

30. Amanda, why do they call your show the Amanda Show?

31. Ask a stupider question, please!

32. Well, I am in the show and my name is Amanda.

33. Don't I?

34. Did they ever consider calling it the Metal Arm Show?

35. Okay, what is wrong with you?

36. Okay, let's choose another caller for Amanda.

37. Please, please!

38. Please, please!

39. Please, please!

40. Penelope Taint, you're on with Amanda.

41. I was just wondering if you guys in the audience have ever been convicted of...

42. That was close.

43. Anyway, if you guys have ever been convicted of...

44. Who threw the ball?

45. I mean... What?

46. You wanna play?

47. No, we're doing a show right now and why are you guys playing here anyway?

48. They're redoing the gym floor.

49. Well, you can't play here.

50. We can't?

51. No, you can't.

52. Now what?

53. Excuse me a sec.

54. Egg salad?

55. Liver?

56. Porkloaf?

57. Why throw your food away?

58. We're not gonna eat it.

59. But someone will.

60. You can sell your lunch at lunchbay.com.

61. Lunchbay.com?

62. You just enter the food you wanna sell and wait for kids all around the world to bid.

63. But what kid's gonna bid on my egg salad?

64. Or my liver?

65. Or my porkloaf?

66. Stupid kids, that's who.

67. And the kid who bid the most for your nasty food buys it.

68. I got liver.

69. I got $36.

70. I purchased porkloaf.

71. And egg salad.

72. Lunchbay.com.

73. The convenient way to sell your disgusting lunch items.

74. And make money.

75. Lunchbay.

76. All

77. right, children.

78. Welcome back from summer vacation.

79. My name is Miss Debote.

80. All right.

81. Let's get started by taking attendance.

82. Rodney Rippey.

83. Here!

84. Mason Reese.

85. Here!

86. Here!

87. Judge Trudy.

88. Judge Trudy?

89. String of spines!

90. This is the classroom of Judge Trudy.

91. You're Judge Trudy and it's time to go to school.

92. This is where you go.

93. Okay.

94. All right, sit, sit, sit, sit.

95. I am Judge Trudy.

96. Young lady, you cannot bring a bailiff to class with you.

97. I suggest you stop wasting my time and teach me something.

98. Teach!

99. All right.

100. Okay.

101. I hope you all did your summer reading because we're

102. going to start off the semester with a pop quiz.

103. Overruled!

104. Excuse me.

105. Overruled!

106. What part confuses you?

107. The over or the ruled?

108. You can't overrule me.

109. I am the teacher and we are having a pop quiz.

110. Boo!

111. Wait!

112. You just hit wands at me!

113. Perhaps I can help.

114. Cease wands!

115. Now, Mr. Boat, do you promise that there will be no pop quiz?

116. No, I do not promise!

117. Set a fire!

118. Wait!

119. Okay, all right, all right.

120. All right, no pop quiz.

121. All right, straws down!

122. Thank you.

123. All right.

124. Now, will all of you take out your textbooks, turn to page 26, and I want you

125. to list the capitals of all the states west of the Mississippi.

126. What the does

127. it?

128. Rodney Rippey, you get detention!

129. Boo!

130. Hey, look!

131. This is a special emergency trial in Judge Trudy's classroom.

132. The defendant, Mr. Boat.

133. The plaintiff, Rodney Rippey.

134. My parents wish that I'd never been born.

135. All right, Rodney Rippey, I understand that your teacher here, Mr.

136. Boat, gave you detention.

137. This can't be happening!

138. Quiet, old face!

139. It's true, Judge Trudy!

140. She did give me the detention!

141. Excuse me, this boy dumped oatmeal on my head!

142. Rodney, is this true?

143. I don't recall.

144. Mr. Boat, do you have any proof that he has spilled this alleged oatmeal on your head?

145. Well, how about the fact that I'm covered with oatmeal?

146. And every single one of you saw him do it!

147. Every single one of you saw him do it!

148. What, you get a free banjo with that act?

149. It's true, Judge Trudy.

150. I will admit that maybe, perhaps, accidentally,

151. I spilled some oatmeal upon the head of Mr. Boat.

152. You spilled some?

153. You used a bucket?

154. Rodney, I thought it would be funny!

155. Good enough!

156. I fight in favor of the plaintiff, Rodney Rippey, and I hereby sentence Mr.

157. Boat over here to go on a romantic date with Janet at gym.

158. No, no, not Janet at her gym!

159. No, no!

160. Hello, baby.

161. Ready for love?

162. Love!

163. No, no, no!

164. Locks dismissed!

165. Bring in the dance locks!

166. Thanks, you guys.

167. Okay, anyone here interested in seeing a brand new episode of Moody's Point?

168. Good, because I happen to have one right here.

169. Put this in and press play.

170. Okay, everybody, Moody's Point.

171. Okay,

172. name the capital of North Dakota.

173. Bismarck.

174. Right.

175. Olive.

176. I'll get it.

177. Hey, guys.

178. You busy?

179. We're just helping Misty study for the knowledge competition.

180. Yeah, she's doing really well.

181. What's that supposed to mean?

182. What?

183. Moody, is your dad around?

184. Yeah, he's playing with his boat.

185. Hey, avoid that spasm.

186. Spaulding.

187. Veronica?

188. Yeah, I brought you a present.

189. A present?

190. All ashore.

191. It's a boat anchor.

192. It's over a hundred years old.

193. If you look on the side...

194. I'm so sorry.

195. I'm so sorry.

196. Dad!

197. Dad!

198. Where's the toad?

199. It's gone!

200. Quick, we gotta get to the hospital.

201. Spaulding!

202. Find his toad!

203. Right.

204. Toad.

205. Toad.

206. Toad.

207. Find the toad.

208. Where's the toad?

209. I have the toad!

210. I have the toad!

211. I have the toad!

212. I have the toad!

213. I have the toad!

214. Dr. Bruce, telephone, please.

215. Dr. Bruce, telephone, please.

216. Help!

217. Somebody help!

218. Doctor!

219. Okay, okay, calm down, calm down.

220. What seems to be the problem?

221. Doctor, my father's toad was cut off!

222. I'm sorry!

223. Well?

224. We can reattach the toad.

225. Where is it?

226. I have the toad!

227. Alright, now the first thing we have to do is... This is an olive.

228. You didn't bring the toad!

229. I'll get it!

230. I'll get the toad!

231. Dr. Kravitz, you have a visitor in the main lobby.

232. Dr. Kravitz, a visitor in the main lobby.

233. Where's the toad?

234. Where's the toad?

235. Where's the toad?

236. Where's the toad?

237. He wouldn't be in there!

238. He wouldn't be in there!

239. He'll be back here!

240. Moody's Point will be right back.

241. And now, back to Moody's Point.

242. Must find toad!

243. Must find toad, please!

244. Must find toad!

245. Must find toad, please!

246. This toad?

247. Toad!

248. How'd you find it?

249. How'd I not find it?

250. What does that mean?

251. Give me the toad!

252. I meant to do that.

253. Spalding!

254. Moody!

255. You've been gone for hours!

256. Where's the toad?

257. Don't worry.

258. The toad and I are on our way.

259. Hold on.

260. Any spare change?

261. Moody?

262. Yeah, hey, I'm so sorry.

263. I'll be right there.

264. I swear to God.

265. Mom.

266. Why'd you have to disappear in that hot air balloon?

267. How can I be brave and strong like you?

268. Moody!

269. I'm terrified!

270. I'm having another...

271. Moody, I can't wait for this toad all day.

272. I have to get to the knowledge competition.

273. Yeah, you guys go back to school.

274. I'll wait here for Spalding.

275. Great!

276. Bye!

277. Miss Fallon, we can't wait much longer.

278. We must have that toad!

279. Sorry!

280. Sorry!

281. Don't worry, Moody.

282. The toad is here.

283. Quick!

284. Give me the toad!

285. Spalding?

286. Where's my father's toad?

287. Forty-five, thirty-five, forty-five.

288. Toad, say five.

289. Toad!

290. Next question.

291. Name the capital of North Dakota.

292. Bismarck!

293. Bismarck!

294. Bismarck, Bismarck, Bismarck, Bismarck!

295. Bismarck?

296. Correct!

297. But my buzzer is broken!

298. Moody, I am so sorry about losing your father's toad.

299. I am such an idiot.

300. I know.

301. Dad!

302. How are you doing?

303. For a father with only nine toes, I'm doing just fine.

304. Hey, do you guys smell barbecue?

305. Man, what happened to me?

306. Let's go home, sweetheart.

307. You sure you're okay?

308. I'm gonna be just fine.

309. I

310. wanted to show you guys something that I found last week, when I was at the...

311. Alright, am I insane or is it snowing in here?

312. Man,

313. I love snow, I can't believe it!

314. We can build a snowman!

315. Let's get snowflakes on our tongues.

316. Good call!

317. Hey, is it snowing here inside the studio?

318. Excuse me, Amanda, Amanda, yeah, what's up?

319. It's not really snowing in here.

320. It's not snowing?

321. No, it's Tom, our new lighting guy.

322. He has really bad dandruff.

323. Hi there, Amanda.

324. Sorry.

325. Okay, that's our show.

326. I gotta go try not to throw up.

327. See ya!

328. Amanda, please.