The Amanda Show 2x14

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Amanda starts the show by giving a big hand to just about everybody but there's no time for that, because today The Girls Room is coming from The Boys Room by mistake! Meanwhile, Amanda is interviewing a Swiss Guy, while Tony Pyjamas and Candy Tulips have another problem. There's another Hillbilly moment where Eenis gets hit over the head with something soft this time, and Penelope is on the set of the show hanging up pictures of Amanda. There's more phone trouble for Mr Oldman, and then the show has a surprise ending when robbers steal the camera!

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1. OK, come on.

2. Please.

3. You'll see.

4. Step up here.

5. Now what?

6. Take off your blindfolds.

7. Trevor, a picnic... for me?

8. And we're overlooking the Amanda Show stage!

9. How romantic, please!

10. I thought you might like it.

11. I do.

12. But what if your slow-witted father finds us up here?

13. He's probably busy doing some important security work.

14. Security here!

15. Security here!

16. So what shall we eat, please?

17. First, we have this special alphabet soup.

18. Special?

19. Yeah, I took out all the letters except for the A's, M's, N's and D's.

20. This way... It only spells Amanda.

21. Trevor, only you could make soup romantic.

22. Thanks.

23. And for dessert?

24. That looks like Amanda's sweet foot!

25. It is.

26. Made out of green jello.

27. Trevor, this is the most romantic meal I'll ever chew, please.

28. And I thought we could share a drink with these two straws that I made.

29. Amanda's head?

30. You like?

31. Like?

32. What's better than a beverage sucked through Amanda's sweet brain?

33. Or am I kissing you?

34. Hey!

35. What's going on up there?

36. No, that's my father.

37. I'll take care of him, please.

38. No, Penelope, he's my father.

39. But I didn't even... I'm coming up there!

40. We better get out of here.

41. But I didn't even get to taste the foot, please!

42. There'll be other feats of taste, let's go!

43. Alright, who's up here?

44. Come on, my father's coming right behind us.

45. We run!

46. This little piggy was eaten by Barney.

47. And this little piggy was also eaten by Barney.

48. And this little piggy went

49. Until it was eaten by Barney.

50. This month's national, Blow Off Your Homework.

51. You guys are such an amazing audience.

52. You know what?

53. Give yourselves a hand.

54. Yeah!

55. You know what?

56. While we're at it, why not a hand for the rest of the Amanda Show cast?

57. Lobsters.

58. Camera guys, show the camera guys you care.

59. When you think about it, what would our country be without our fine rabbis?

60. Give it up for the rabbis!

61. You know what?

62. Let's give it up for boxers.

63. Boxers.

64. These kind of boxers.

65. These kind of boxers.

66. Hi, Virgil.

67. Something wrong?

68. No, it's just we really need to start the show and

69. we don't have time to applaud for everybody, you know?

70. How about a hand for our director, Virgil, baby?

71. Our spit wads are ineffective.

72. Holy spit!

73. What was that?

74. That was my super spit baller 5,000!

75. It tweets!

76. Stop, son!

77. The super spit baller 5,000 comes with six rolls

78. of toilet paper and a gallon of fresh spit!

79. Hey, my dad's coming!

80. Say, what's that thing up there?

81. Yeah!

82. You kids!

83. The super spit baller 5,000 from Drool Cup!

84. The girls' room!

85. I'm coming to you today from the boys' room!

86. OK, I'm Amber, which you already know, my being so popular.

87. I'm Tammy, I'm an exchange student from Tennessee.

88. And my daddy comes.

89. I'm Sheila, and I consistently wake up in a bad mood.

90. Debbie's not here right now, so we're gonna start the show without her.

91. If we hurry, we can finish without her.

92. OK, we're in the boys' room today because a pipe broke and the girls' room is flooded.

93. Hi!

94. OK, what?

95. I went into the girls' room, but you weren't there.

96. Really?

97. I'm pretty sure.

98. Want me to go check?

99. No, we already started the show.

100. I like eggs.

101. OK, today's topic is, who wore a prettier dress than me to the dance last week?

102. Nobody.

103. Hey, look, a waterfall machine.

104. Debbie, that's not a waterfall machine.

105. We're in the boys' room.

106. How come we don't get one of these in the girls' room?

107. Never mind.

108. Anyway, back to my dress.

109. I told her not to scratch it, but hey, there's girls in here.

110. This is the boys' room.

111. What are you doing in here?

112. The girls' room, live from the boys' room.

113. I love the waterfall machine.

114. So romantic.

115. For the love of fried pickles, can we please get this show on the road?

116. Yes, let's get back to talking about me and hubby.

117. We need to do things.

118. Real bad.

119. We've got a show to do.

120. You're gonna have to hold it.

121. In fact, you boys can help us out.

122. Here's the dress that Tina Capone wore to the dance.

123. And here's the dress that I wore.

124. Isn't mine prettier?

125. We still have to go.

126. It's getting worse by the minute.

127. May I?

128. Please do.

129. Two for the price of one.

130. Come on, boys.

131. You can't do this.

132. This is the boys' room.

133. Boo!

134. You two look prettier than ham bones on a biscuit.

135. Dad, Chuck, girls.

136. Girls?

137. What the Sam-Hell is going on in this here lavatory?

138. Welcome to the girls' room.

139. Live from the boys' room.

140. Now why in blazes are you two fellas wearing those frilly dresses?

141. Those girls made us put them on.

142. They forced you, did they?

143. Now you just watch this.

144. Now listen up!

145. No, you listen up!

146. Tin Hat!

147. March, soldier!

148. Double time!

149. Now into that storm, move it, move it, move it!

150. That's done, man!

151. I'm from Tennessee.

152. I'm busy.

153. Raisin' it.

154. Yo, yo, yo.

155. It's Amanda's Jacuzzi.

156. Hi, welcome to my jacuzzi.

157. Today my special guest is the Swiss guy.

158. So is it true that you're a Swiss guy?

159. Yes, I'm Swiss.

160. Now when you say you're Swiss, I assume you're meaning that you're from Switzerland.

161. That's right.

162. Fair enough.

163. Now is it also true that you have a small dwarf named Carmine living in your bladder?

164. No, there's no dwarf in my bladder.

165. I see.

166. Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?

167. Fine.

168. That was Amanda's Jacuzzi.

169. Yo, yo, yo.

170. Bye!

171. I'm Swiss!

172. So, Klaus, when you multiply both sides of the equation by the square root of 14,

173. and what...

174. Alright, listen up, I'm looking for my girl, Candy Tulips.

175. He's looking for his girl, Candy Tulips.

176. What's that for?

177. For being an idiot.

178. OK.

179. Alright, so where's Candy?

180. Who are you?

181. Tony Pajamas.

182. Well, look here, Mr. Pajamas.

183. Pajamas, and I suggest you tell me where Candy is before I become aggravated.

184. Or irritated.

185. Well, Candy is late, as usual.

186. We're here.

187. Yeah, where are you going here?

188. You know why we're here.

189. I know why we're here.

190. Hush up, Pauly.

191. OK.

192. We need to talk.

193. What about?

194. I hear things.

195. What things you hear?

196. Things.

197. Things?

198. Things.

199. Excuse me, this is a classroom and I am trying to teach.

200. Yeah, yeah, I think the principal needs to see you there.

201. The principal doesn't need to see me.

202. I...

203. think he does.

204. That principal.

205. I'll be back in five minutes.

206. Half hour.

207. 30 minutes.

208. Alright, so what's this I hear about you hanging out with another guy?

209. You don't owe me, Tony.

210. What?

211. She said you don't own her.

212. Hey, I got ears.

213. He's got ears.

214. So, who you been going out with?

215. What's it to ya?

216. I asked a question.

217. I can date anyone I wanna.

218. Maybe I'm dating Claude here.

219. Claude?

220. What?

221. No, no, I'm not going out with her.

222. I never date Kenny.

223. What?

224. What's wrong with that?

225. Yeah, what's wrong with that?

226. Yeah, what's wrong with me?

227. What's wrong with you?

228. Alright, Candy, I ain't playing games here.

229. I hear you was at the mall with another guy.

230. And what if I was?

231. They're brothers.

232. They got a meatball!

233. Everybody down!

234. You stopped the meatball.

235. You saved my life.

236. Yeah, yeah, I know.

237. Pause off.

238. But I... I don't understand.

239. Don't you get it?

240. I love you, Tony.

241. Then why was he at the mall with another guy?

242. That was no guy.

243. That was Paulie.

244. Paulie?

245. Cannoli.

246. Well, why didn't you tell me?

247. He ate the cannoli.

248. What?

249. I ate the cannoli!

250. And the candy I ate.

251. Hey, could I get a little privacy here?

252. Now!

253. Who's there?

254. Spongebob!

255. Spongebob who?

256. I wanna hit you in the head with Spongebob!

257. Yes, please?

258. What are you doing?

259. I'm offering a $100 reward to anyone who brings me Amanda.

260. You can't put wanted posters up around here.

261. Says you!

262. I think that you should listen to me because...

263. I have my own Amanda website, you know, www.amandaplease.com.

264. Yeah?

265. View it.

266. www.amandaplease.com. See my homepage?

267. Currently I'm offering a new feature called Ask Penelope, where you can read my

268. answers to your actual emailed questions, please.

269. For example, here's a query from a person.

270. Dear Penelope, question.

271. Why do you always wear the same clothes?

272. Answer.

273. I don't.

274. I have 37 outfits.

275. All identical, please.

276. And, since I know I look good this way, why change, please?

277. You can also find out the answers to other

278. questions like, where do you get your glasses?

279. And, if you love Amanda so much, why don't you dress like her?

280. You can find out the answers by logging on to www.amandaplease.com.

281. Please.

282. Well, isn't my website spectacular?

283. Spectacular?

284. It is an amazing website.

285. How were you able to do that part where you just...

286. I told you, you can't put these signs up.

287. Security!

288. Look, all I'm trying to do is meet Amanda, please.

289. Is that so wrong?

290. Hands off the merchandise, please!

291. Where are you taking me?

292. Hey, Nancy, where's that girl?

293. What, the one offering the reward for Amanda?

294. Yeah.

295. Security took her away.

296. Man, I wanted the hundred bucks.

297. Hundred bucks?

298. You were gonna trade Amanda for a hundred bucks?

299. No.

300. You gonna hurt me?

301. Thinking about it.

302. Hello!

303. Thank you for calling.

304. Your credit card will now be charged.

305. My credit card?

306. But I didn't buy anything!

307. You called me!

308. That'll be $40, sir.

309. $40?

310. For what?

311. For English, press 1.

312. For Japanese, press 2.

313. But I don't speak the Japanese!

314. Then press 1!

315. No, I don't want to press any!

316. All right.

317. There, I pressed the 1 button number.

318. What do I do now?

319. Where's the English?

320. I tell you, I don't understand the sounds of Japan!

321. You have the wrong number!

322. Tsunomono takamaki!

323. I pressed more buttons!

324. Now will you please speak the English?

325. For potato salad, press your nose and say

326. But I do enjoy the potato salad.

327. There, I pressed my nose and beeped at ya!

328. Where's my potato salad?

329. It's a type of salad, sir, with potatoes.

330. I don't know what potato salad is!

331. I just don't have any more to consume!

332. What color is the inside of your head?

333. I don't know!

334. It's dark inside my head!

335. Hello?

336. Your credit card has been charged another $300.

337. But I don't have $300!

338. I buy cheese in large blocks!

339. Good night!

340. Good night, but I'm scared to go to sleep alone!

341. Hello?

342. You have the wrong number!

343. You dialed inaccurate!

344. Hello?

345. What happened to Hall and Oates?

346. Thank you!

347. I had the best time doing the show tonight.

348. And I really want to thank you guys.

349. You guys have been a great audience and I had a really good time.

350. And, hello.

351. Give me your purse.

352. Excuse me?

353. Give me your purse!

354. This is a robbery!

355. Come on, seriously!

356. I'm sorry, but you can't rob me.

357. We're on television.

358. Alright, purse, now!

359. Come on!

360. I'm sorry, I don't have a purse.

361. What do you have then?

362. Money?

363. Jewelry?

364. Lotion?

365. Something?

366. I don't have anything.

367. Bet that camera's worth a lot.

368. You can't take the camera.

369. I need it to finish the show.

370. I care!

371. I'm taking it!

372. Hey!

373. What are you doing?

374. Hey!

375. Come back with that!

376. Okay, that's our show.

377. I gotta go apprehend this criminal.

378. See ya!