The Amanda Show 2x12

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Penelope finds an easy entrance to the studios today when she falls in love with Trevor, the security guard's son, but Amanda is already on stage pulling the audience's teeth out. There's more totally genuine video as Blockblister rents the authentic 'Face Venutra' to an unsuspecting customer, and today's guest in Amanda's Jacuzzi is Sitting Bull. Penelope gets closer to Amanda than ever before, but misses her chance because she's too busy kissing Trevor!

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1. Tickets?

2. Just go right ahead.

3. Ticket, thank you.

4. Right ahead.

5. Ticket, thank you.

6. Miss, miss, wait, you can't get in without a...

7. What's your name?

8. Penelope.

9. Yours?

10. That's, Your name tag says Trevor, please.

11. Yeah.

12. Trevor, please.

13. I'd, like to go see The Amanda Show.

14. Right, right.

15. Well, do you have a ticket?

16. No, please.

17. Well... No one gets in without a ticket.

18. Ticket, ticket.

19. May I go in, please?

20. Yeah, s-sure.

21. Just go right ahead.

22. Penelope.

23. Thank you, Trevor.

24. Hey, Trevor.

25. Everything going okay, son?

26. Dad, yeah.

27. Everything's great.

28. Great.

29. Say, help me put these posters up.

30. Dad?

31. Yeah?

32. How come this girl's not allowed in?

33. Because she's a loon.

34. Crazy.

35. Nutsy cuckoo.

36. Always trying to break into this place?

37. But don't worry, son.

38. She ain't gonna get past us.

39. Yeah, I'll be right back.

40. Okay, so the other day I was playing connect the dots with the freckles on my...

41. Is somebody out there in pain?

42. Yeah, that'd be me.

43. Well, what's wrong?

44. I got a toothache.

45. Bad.

46. Hey, don't worry about me.

47. You just go on with your little show.

48. Okay.

49. So anyway, I was playing connect the dots...

50. Maybe you should see a dentist about that.

51. Yeah?

52. Hey, wait.

53. Why don't you pull my tooth?

54. No, there's no way that I'm gonna pull your tooth right here.

55. Come on!

56. Then I'll need some string and I'll need a door.

57. Kathy!

58. Okay, here.

59. Tie that string around your tooth.

60. Okay, you all set?

61. All set.

62. Okay.

63. One, two, three!

64. I'm

65. gonna do stuff, sorry.

66. Okay.

67. Bye-bye.

68. This movie is great!

69. But I wish to get popcorn.

70. I'll get some.

71. Don't leave.

72. I'm wearing popper pants.

73. Popper pants?

74. Yeah, the popcorn you make in your pants.

75. Watch!

76. It's Pants Fresh!

77. On Popalicious!

78. Come and get us!

79. Yeah!

80. All right!

81. Add gravy!

82. The popcorn you make in your pants!

83. Welcome to our video store.

84. How might we be helping you?

85. Listen, I'm the babysitter for this little girl.

86. Yes, well, anyway, I came in here earlier and rented Ace Ventura.

87. We wanted Ace Ventura!

88. No, no, no, no.

89. You don't ask for Ace Ventura.

90. You ask for Face Ventura.

91. Ask for the wrong movie.

92. I did not.

93. But this movie better.

94. Much better!

95. Yeah?

96. Just play the movie.

97. Yeah, yeah.

98. Face Ventura.

99. Hey there, Face Ventura.

100. I have lost my pet.

101. He's a cat.

102. I wish my cat would be back with me.

103. I am the pet detective.

104. I will look for the cat that you lose.

105. I am so happy now.

106. Thank you, Face Ventura.

107. Wonderful!

108. You're clapping for that?

109. That wasn't even a movie!

110. It was just you two oddballs!

111. She's very upset about this.

112. I am way past upset.

113. It's... Come on, Becky, we're leaving.

114. You're fu...

115. Right.

116. Look, it is like magic.

117. Yada!

118. Hello, and welcome to our store of video.

119. How am I going to be helping you?

120. It's too late to help me.

121. My teacher made my class do a book report on Tom Sawyer, so I

122. rented the video so I wouldn't have to read the stinkin' book!

123. No, no, no, no.

124. You not ask for Tom Sawyer, you ask for Tom Zoyer.

125. Zoyer.

126. Zoyer?

127. Yada.

128. Hey there, I'm just walking by you.

129. Hi, I am Tom Zoyer.

130. You'll have fun time if you paint this fence for me.

131. Sounds good, Tom Zoyer.

132. Give me the brush now.

133. Realize I'm being duped.

134. That is true American classic.

135. Classic?

136. That was just you two freak nuts pretending to be actors.

137. Thank you.

138. Don't you understand?

139. I did my book report on your phony movie.

140. I got an F.

141. Now I'll never get into college.

142. You bamboo ruined my life.

143. How you'll be paying me?

144. I'm not gonna pay you.

145. Yada.

146. Crap.

147. Yada.

148. Hey, this is our cousin Crapwack.

149. What you need?

150. This boy forget to pay his bill.

151. Please help this sweet boy find his wallet.

152. Yada.

153. How much do I owe you?

154. Ten dollars, please.

155. Here's twenty.

156. Twenty dollars better.

157. Much better.

158. Dance with us, boy.

159. No, I just wanna go home.

160. Bye.

161. No.

162. Hey.

163. What's up?

164. You're watching The D.A.R.E.

165. Show.

166. The only cable access show where we take your D.A.R.E.s... No matter what they are.

167. And we do them.

168. That's right.

169. I'm Sharon and this is my brother Toby.

170. Sup.

171. Alright, let's start with the first D.A.R.E.

172. Memphis, Wisconsin, you're on The D.A.R.E.

173. Show.

174. Yeah, hi.

175. I D.A.R.E.

176. Sharon to make hot tea with one of Toby's dirty socks.

177. Then drink it.

178. Gross, that's disgusting.

179. No kidding.

180. I've been wearing these bad boys for three weeks.

181. Sorry, caller, you're crazy.

182. But I D.A.R.E.

183. you.

184. Look, what part of no don't you understand?

185. His feet are repulsive.

186. Yeah, they reek so bad.

187. Chicken.

188. What did you say?

189. Chicken.

190. Chicken, chicken, chicken.

191. Wink it.

192. Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.

193. Alright, give me the sock.

194. I give up.

195. So gross.

196. I may die.

197. Okay, next caller.

198. New York City, Ohio, you're on the D.A.R.E.

199. show.

200. Yeah, I D.A.R.E.

201. Toby to draw a mustache and glasses on his face.

202. With a permanent marker.

203. Yeah, right, a permanent marker.

204. That's insane, it never come off.

205. Like I do that.

206. Frady cat.

207. What did you call me?

208. Frady cat.

209. Meow, meow, meow.

210. It's a Frady cat, it's a timid little kitty.

211. It's not gonna work.

212. Give it up.

213. Meow, meow.

214. Alright, give me the marker.

215. Man, I cannot believe I just did that.

216. You could not look stupider.

217. This will never come off.

218. Okay, next caller.

219. Toledo, New Hampshire, you're on the D.A.R.E.

220. show.

221. Yeah, I D.A.R.E.

222. Sharon to make an ice cream sundae out of herself.

223. By dumping ice cream down her shirt and then

224. covering herself in hot fudge and whipped cream.

225. What?

226. You heard me.

227. Dude, I am not putting ice cream down my shirt.

228. What are you, nuts?

229. Yeah, and nuts.

230. On top.

231. Okay, that's not gonna happen.

232. You're mental.

233. Wimp.

234. What was that?

235. Wimpy.

236. Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy.

237. Not gonna work.

238. The wimpy, wimpy spider went up the wimpy spout.

239. Alright, you want ice cream in my shirt, fine.

240. I

241. cannot believe I just did that.

242. Don't forget the fudge and the whipped cream.

243. Look.

244. Wimpy.

245. Yeah, Happy, this is the worst thing I ever had to do.

246. You're all sticky and gross.

247. I know.

248. Okay, next caller.

249. Los Angeles, North Dakota.

250. You're on the dare show.

251. Kids, have you seen my tongue scraper?

252. What are you two doing?

253. Nothing.

254. What?

255. Look at your face.

256. And what have you got all over you?

257. You two are doing that dare show again, aren't you?

258. I thought I told you not to ever do...

259. I dare your mom to shave her head.

260. What, are you crazy?

261. This is our mother.

262. She's not gonna shave her head.

263. Not?

264. I'm sorry, I didn't realize your mom was a baby.

265. What'd you call me?

266. Baby.

267. Baby, baby, baby.

268. A little scared.

269. Give me the thing.

270. Who did that?

271. It's insane.

272. I know.

273. Okay, that's all the time we have.

274. Tune in next week for... The Dare Show.

275. And

276. for a hillbilly moment.

277. Hi.

278. Knock, knock.

279. Saber legs.

280. Saber legs.

281. I'm gonna hit you in the head with saber legs.

282. Amanda's dressing room.

283. Penelope.

284. Trevor.

285. What are you doing in Amanda's dressing room?

286. Well, I was on my way to the restroom and I...

287. I can't lie to you, Trevor.

288. I broke in here to try to meet Amanda.

289. I understand.

290. I love Amanda, too.

291. I'm a big fan.

292. Really?

293. I'm her number one fan, please.

294. You are?

295. I have my own Amanda website.

296. You'd win that bet, mister.

297. View my website.

298. I mean, if you want to.

299. I do.

300. Stand close to me.

301. Closer.

302. Here's the homepage.

303. This week on my website, you can view my drawing

304. board and see one of my actual plans to meet Amanda.

305. Here you see Operation Dog Nose.

306. Step one, get dog.

307. Step two, have dog sniff an item of Amanda's clothing.

308. Note to self, steal an item of Amanda's clothing.

309. Step three, follow dog, please.

310. Step four, eat quesadillas and play checkers with sweet Amanda forever, please.

311. Now, back to the homepage for even more Amanda clickables.

312. That website is...

313. beautiful.

314. Trevor, what are you doing in Amanda's...

315. Her!

316. Good work, son.

317. Let's get her.

318. No, Dad.

319. What?

320. You were wrong.

321. She's not Nutsy Cuckoo.

322. What's the matter with you?

323. Nothing.

324. I'm just not going to let you take Penelope.

325. Trevor.

326. Get out of my way.

327. All right, you.

328. This time I got you.

329. Hey, Trevor, what are you doing?

330. Run, Penelope, run.

331. Hey, what are you doing?

332. I will never forget this, please.

333. Fare thee well.

334. Fare thee well.

335. Security!

336. Security!

337. Yo, yo, yo.

338. It's Amanda's Jacuzzi.

339. Hi, welcome to my Jacuzzi.

340. Today my special guest is Sitting Bull.

341. Now, Mr. Bull... Please, call me Sitting.

342. Okay, Sitting.

343. Now, is it true that you call corn maize?

344. Yes, it is true.

345. And is that thing made of real feathers?

346. Yes.

347. These feathers are a symbol of... you know, feathers.

348. Fascinating.

349. Now, is it also true that you invented underwear?

350. What is underwear?

351. Skip it.

352. How about a plate of spaghetti?

353. Bingo!

354. That was Amanda's Jacuzzi.

355. Yo, yo, yo.

356. Bye!

357. Are you guys ready for something really cool?

358. Yeah!

359. Okay, I'm gonna get inside this trunk, blindfolded and

360. handcuffed, and I will escape in less than one minute.

361. Start the clock!

362. 50, 59, 58, 57, 56, 51, 54, 53... Penelope!

363. Trevor!

364. You have to get out of here.

365. My dad has all the security looking for you.

366. I can't go, please.

367. I must meet Amanda.

368. And I know that she walks through these doors after the show.

369. But, Penelope... Please!

370. I've waited so long to finally meet Amanda!

371. I know just how you must feel.

372. Waiting your entire life to meet a very special person.

373. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2...

374. Hey, Dad's our show!

375. I gotta go scuba dive with the wiener dog!

376. See ya!

377. I don't know what it is about you.

378. Nor I about you.

379. Penelope?

380. Yes, please?

381. Can I... kiss you?

382. Trevor!

383. It's not that I don't have feelings for you.

384. I do!

385. But it's... Just kiss me.

386. Trevor!

387. Please.

388. Amanda, please!