The Amanda Show 2x11

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The Amanda Show gets off to a bad start today when it's opened by the wrong Amanda! After the mistake is sorted out, it's time for a quick word from Mammal-Os, the healthy cereal with a live mammal in every box! Then back to the action with Crazy Courtney, a quick visit to Moody's Point, and Kyle totally tells us about the radio. Plus, Amanda's meat song is interrupted by the sound of a lawnmower - someone's mowing the stage!

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1. Behind this door, people put makeup on Amanda's actual sweet face.

2. Excuse me.

3. Who are you, please?

4. I'm an actress.

5. I play a part in the show this week.

6. You're in a skit with Amanda?

7. Yeah, I play a mummy.

8. Right.

9. The mummy skit.

10. Yeah, they're rehearsing that now.

11. You're late, please.

12. What?

13. Where are they rehearsing?

14. In that closet.

15. I better get in there.

16. Thanks.

17. Hey, I don't see any...

18. That should hold her, please.

19. Excuse me, please.

20. Yes?

21. I'm the actress playing the part of the mummy.

22. Great.

23. That's a breakdown.

24. Where's Amanda?

25. She's probably getting dressed.

26. Okay, now here, hold still.

27. What are you doing, please?

28. This is part of your mummy costume.

29. Very well, you may proceed.

30. Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, show... look, boo!

31. Okay.

32. Okay, wait here, I need to get some more bandages.

33. But I can't see, please.

34. Amanda,

35. we need you on stage.

36. Okay, coming.

37. Amanda!

38. Welcome to the show.

39. Thank you, thank you all so very much.

40. We have a marvelous program for you tonight.

41. First, we will be having a political discussion about Cuba.

42. And then we will have a very special appearance by Paco C.

43. Fuentes and his wonderful dancing penguins.

44. Also, we have one...

45. Can I help you?

46. I'm sorry, this is the Amanda Show?

47. Yes, yes, it is.

48. Who are you?

49. Amanda, Amanda Rodriguez.

50. Well, this is the Amanda Bynes Show.

51. Who's Amanda Bynes?

52. I am.

53. Well, where's the Amanda Rodriguez Show?

54. I wouldn't know.

55. Okay, well, I better go.

56. No, stick around.

57. We've got a great show.

58. Do you have dancing penguins?

59. No, but we have dancing lobsters.

60. Then I will stay.

61. Yeah!

62. Stick around!

63. Kids, what's the haps?

64. I'm bored.

65. I'm hungry.

66. Well, I know what'll fix you up.

67. Mammal-o's!

68. Mammal what?

69. Mammal-o's!

70. Mammal-o's!

71. The tasty new breakfast cereal with a special surprise in every bowl!

72. I got a guinea pig!

73. A bunny, a bunny!

74. Scoot, baby!

75. Bowl

76. of Mammal-o's gives you your recommended daily allowance of vitamins, minerals,

77. fiber and a furry little animal!

78. Thanks, Mom!

79. Hey, where's my mammal?

80. Have breakfast?

81. Have a mammal!

82. Mammalicious!

83. Greetings, everyone.

84. Welcome to the glamour and pageantry that is

85. Grandview High School's debate for class president.

86. The winner of this debate will be crowned freshman class president.

87. Clap, you little demons!

88. Now I'd like to introduce the two candidates.

89. First is Gerald Stumford.

90. Thank you, Miss Perkins.

91. And running against Gerald for president is... Courtney.

92. Ma!

93. All

94. right, let's begin the debate.

95. Gerald, go.

96. Greetings, fellow classmates.

97. My name is Gerald Stumford.

98. I'd like to be class president because I believe that... that...

99. I think it's important.

100. What are you doing?

101. Hopping.

102. I'm trying to give my speech.

103. Ma!

104. Anyway, I'd like to be class president because I think it's important for our

105. student government to make great strides in...

106. What'd you put on my face?

107. Cupcake.

108. Anyway, as your class president, I promise to always...

109. To-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-always...

110. Always...

111. What are you doing now?

112. Eating corn.

113. Could you wait till I'm done?

114. Want some corn?

115. No!

116. Hob... Hush!

117. Ma!

118. Anyway, as your class president, I promise for our

119. school lunches to always have both sour cream and ice cream.

120. With, with... What are you doing till I'm done?

121. Stretching it.

122. Stretching it!

123. Courtney, will you please pull your fingers out of his mouth?

124. Thank you!

125. Ma!

126. Anyway, in closing, my fellow classmates, I will make a great class

127. president, and if you choose me, you're choosing the right person to vote for.

128. And I think that it's important for the... You vote me, and...

129. What'd you put on my head?

130. Gravy.

131. Why'd you pour gravy on my head?

132. I like gravy.

133. I like gravy, too, but not on my head!

134. Ma!

135. It's rubbing out of the race!

136. Ma!

137. I'd like to present your new class president, Courtney.

138. Ma!

139. OK, tonight you all get to see the fourth episode of Moody's Point.

140. OK, now, I don't want to give too much away, but

141. let's just say there's a big surprise ahead of us.

142. A big surprise at the end, a, very passionate surprise.

143. Calm down.

144. OK, here we go.

145. Everybody, Moody's Point.

146. We have turkey jerky, lamb jerky, pork jerky, artichoke jerky... But no beef jerky.

147. Not really.

148. Then I'm gonna go.

149. OK.

150. Hey, Mood.

151. Hi, Moody.

152. Hi, guys.

153. What's up?

154. You see who's here?

155. Who?

156. Over there, brooding by the payphone.

157. Look at him.

158. Get me a fork and knife.

159. Excuse me.

160. What's so great about Sternum?

161. Should we start with his feet and work up?

162. Or we could start with his hair and work down.

163. He's just such a man.

164. There you go.

165. Gotcha.

166. I hate that little freak.

167. He does this to me every day, here, at school.

168. So no beef jerky, then?

169. Do not need you It doesn't matter that I could not see

170. Come to my birthday party, there'll be karaoke and dip.

171. Come to my birthday party, there'll be karaoke and dip.

172. Come to my birthday party, there'll be karaoke and dip.

173. Come to my birthday party, there'll be karaoke and dip.

174. The war took my thumb.

175. You don't need a thumb for karaoke.

176. Come to my birthday party, there'll be karaoke and dip.

177. Take it.

178. Spalding, what happened to your head?

179. You like?

180. I don't know.

181. Well, I thought maybe Moody would like it.

182. Hi.

183. Hey, Moody.

184. What's up?

185. I'm so swamped.

186. I have that history final and I have that thing for biology due.

187. Wait, can you guys help me study tonight?

188. What about Missy's party?

189. I completely forgot.

190. sucker.

191. I can't see a baseball bat.

192. He is so annoying.

193. Don't worry, Moody.

194. If he bothers you again, I'll handle it.

195. Thanks.

196. I gotta get to class.

197. Wait!

198. Don't you notice anything different about me?

199. Yeah, you got a big nose hair right there.

200. See ya.

201. Nose hair.

202. Have you guys ever noticed that with sandwiches, the meat's always in the middle?

203. And the bread's always on the outside.

204. Yes.

205. Yes, I have.

206. Pretty interesting.

207. Yeah.

208. Gotcha.

209. I'll handle this.

210. Now, you listen.

211. What you did over there, squirting people, it's not nice.

212. Understand?

213. You like Japan?

214. You like Japan.

215. You little brat, you're gonna get it.

216. God.

217. No, no, no, no.

218. Get away.

219. Spalding, you're hurt.

220. I'm fine.

221. Little brat got a lucky shot in.

222. More like 17 lucky shots.

223. I kicked your sorry butt.

224. Liar.

225. Fine.

226. You think you're tough?

227. Beat me right here after school.

228. I'll kick it again.

229. I'm not gonna fight some little munchkin.

230. Just be here.

231. Unless you're chicken.

232. Don't worry, Moody.

233. He won't bother you anymore.

234. Gotcha.

235. Moody's point will be right back.

236. And now, back to Moody's point.

237. Hi, how's your eye?

238. I don't want to talk about it.

239. No, Spalding, it was no big deal.

240. Everybody's forgotten about it.

241. Hey, Spalding, watch out.

242. There's a first grader behind you.

243. Hey, Spalding, there's a little kidder at his hand.

244. Yeah, on your face!

245. Miss Spalding, I just wanted to tell you I am so sorry to hear what...

246. So, what's your fight plan?

247. I'm not going to fight a child.

248. You afraid?

249. He's not afraid.

250. Fighting's just immature.

251. That's right.

252. I'm gonna show up and explain to that little

253. terror that you can't go around hitting people.

254. Now, you listen to me.

255. What happened yesterday was a big mistake.

256. That's not right.

257. I'm sorry.

258. I won't bother people anymore.

259. Little man.

260. You're all right.

261. Thanks.

262. Nice hair.

263. That hurt?

264. No.

265. Thanks for sticking up for me.

266. Yeah, I did such a stellar job.

267. You tried.

268. That's what's important.

269. You're a good friend.

270. Yeah?

271. The best.

272. Moody, do you think that friends could ever maybe be more than just friends?

273. Sometimes, but I'm really not ready to be more than friends with anyone.

274. Not right now.

275. I understand.

276. Well, I'll see you.

277. See ya.

278. Sup?

279. Abel, I invited him!

280. This is your party?

281. I couldn't dip, I tried!

282. Baby, you're not the kind What's that supposed to mean?

283. I gave you my heart Who knows it?

284. I was your clown Who knows it?

285. Nobody knows it

286. I gave you my heart Who knows it?

287. I gave you my heart

288. One time, I turned on my radio because I wanted to

289. hear some tunes, but no tunes came out of my radio.

290. So I'm all, this is bogus.

291. But then, my best bud, Leif, is all, dude, it's a toaster.

292. So I looked up toasters, like, on the interweb net, and, like,

293. toasters don't play tunes.

294. They cook bread.

295. That was totally Kyle.

296. Totally!

297. Okay,

298. you guys have been such a great audience tonight that

299. I'm going to sing you a song all about smoked meats.

300. Now, the way to do it...

301. He used to smoke lamb chops, so...

302. Wait.

303. What do you need?

304. Well, it's just that, I'm sorry.

305. I guess this is kind of distracting,

306. Do you really need to mow the stage?

307. I've never actually seen grass growing here.

308. See what a good job I do?

309. I suppose.

310. Hey, you want a ride?

311. No, I... Come on, hop on.

312. Yeah.

313. Amanda, please.