The Amanda Show 2x10

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Penelope tries to get into Amanda's dressing room with a cunning bear disguise today, but Amanda is already on stage, helping a fan whose parents won't let him watch The Amanda Show. There's important commercial news for vegetarians, and more money matters as the glittering prize is still up for grabs in ""So You Wanna Win Five Dollars"". After the entertainment, time for a serious documentary with the Crime Fighting Cheerleaders, more Knock Knock jokes in another Hillbilly Moment, and an excellent sketch that gets totally interrupted by Penelope. Plus, Amanda interviews Elvis in her jacuzzi, and Amanada hands out fifty thousand dollars to a lucky audience member with a birthday.

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1. Hey, I've got a light blue dress upstairs I know you'll love.

2. Let's go check it out.

3. Sorry, Amanda.

4. It's okay, Barney.

5. What do you need?

6. Say, somebody sent you a present.

7. Would you mind putting it on the couch for me?

8. No problem.

9. Thanks, Barney.

10. Yeah, right this way.

11. Bring it on in.

12. And right here on the... on the couch.

13. Yeah, that's great.

14. All right.

15. Thanks, pal.

16. Hi, everybody.

17. My name's Amanda.

18. This is my show.

19. Yeah, yeah!

20. Look at me!

21. Amanda!

22. What?

23. Don't care.

24. Amanda!

25. Amanda

26. and I contain no artificial flavors.

27. Let's start the show a little differently by reading some fan mail.

28. Sound cool?

29. Yeah!

30. Okay.

31. Now, this letter is from Russell Carter.

32. Let's see what Russell has to say.

33. Dear Amanda...

34. Fancy!

35. No, no, no, no.

36. Different show.

37. Okay.

38. I love The Amanda Show, but I'm very sad.

39. I'm very sad because I never miss your show.

40. But last week, my mom grounded me because I traded

41. my dad's carton for a can of fruit cocktail.

42. I love fruit cocktail.

43. Anyway, my parents grounded me and won't let me watch TV.

44. Gosh, Russell, I'd hate for you to miss the show.

45. Hey!

46. I got it!

47. Hey guys, can you come out here?

48. Yeah, sure.

49. No problem.

50. If you guys wouldn't mind waiting here, we'll be right back, okay?

51. Okay!

52. Hi!

53. How you doing?

54. I can't believe you're here!

55. I got your letter.

56. And I felt bad that your parents won't let you watch a show and everything.

57. Will you take me with you?

58. No, but we brought you a little present.

59. Fruit cocktail!

60. I love fruit cocktail!

61. I've heard.

62. Russell!

63. It's my mom.

64. Are you watching television?

65. I thought I heard The Amanda Show.

66. No mom, I'm not watching The Amanda Show.

67. The TV's off.

68. So Russell, what's your favorite sketch on the show?

69. They're all so wonderful.

70. I guess my favorite is when you guys do the klutzes.

71. Yeah, we like that one.

72. Hey, do you think you guys could do the klutzes for me, like right now?

73. Well, we're not in costume or anything, but...

74. Not a problem.

75. Come on, family.

76. Hear

77. The Amanda Show.

78. Nah, you know mom, TV's off.

79. Stick around, we'll be back in a second to do stuff.

80. Hey,

81. I'm getting hungry.

82. Mom, can Julie stay over for dinner?

83. Sure, sweetie.

84. What are we having?

85. Broccoli.

86. Broccoli?

87. No need to jump.

88. But you heard your mom.

89. Broccoli.

90. No problem.

91. I've got sugar veggies.

92. It's blime.

93. Sugar veggies look like real vegetables, but they're really made of pure sugar.

94. Sugar?

95. Sweet.

96. No dessert until you finish all of your broccoli.

97. Dad, chipmunks.

98. I see no chipmunk.

99. Bye, Goo.

100. Now eat your broccoli.

101. Okay.

102. How is it?

103. Sweet.

104. Sugar veggies.

105. They look like real vegetables, but they're made of 100% pure refined sugar.

106. Because nobody likes real broccoli.

107. And now, nobody has to eat it.

108. Sugar veggies comes in all the nauseating vegetables that parents make you eat.

109. Now in new Brussels sprouts.

110. Sugar veggies.

111. They're sweet.

112. Welcome

113. back to So You Wanna Win Fun.

114. I'm Calvin Stubbs.

115. Yes.

116. Calvin's about to try and answer his final question and win our grand prize of $5.

117. Okay, Calvin, finish this sentence.

118. Electrical current is measured in A.

119. Volts, B.

120. Amps, C.

121. Saliva, or D.

122. Crumpets.

123. I'm really not sure.

124. But my dad would know.

125. He's an electrician.

126. I'd like to phone my dad.

127. Okay, let's get Calvin's dad on the line.

128. Children are the opposite of...

129. Hello?

130. Hello, Mr. Stubbs.

131. This is Tina from So You Wanna Win $5.

132. We have your son Calvin here with me.

133. Son?

134. Yes.

135. He needs your help to answer his final question worth $5.

136. I don't have a son.

137. My name is Mr. Oldman.

138. You have the wrong number.

139. Okay, Mr. Stubbs, the next voice you hear will be your son's.

140. You have 25 seconds.

141. Seconds?

142. My doctor says I have two years.

143. I think you've dialed the wrong number.

144. Okay, Dad, finish this sentence.

145. I don't want to.

146. Electrical current is measured in A, volts, B, amps, C, saliva, or D, crumpets.

147. I get what I do enjoy the crumpet, but what

148. happened to our discussion of my lack of son?

149. I never had a son.

150. I can't find my wife.

151. Wait a minute.

152. Who is this?

153. You're not my dad.

154. You have five seconds left.

155. No, the doctor says I have two years left.

156. I don't know the answer to the... A, volts.

157. Are you sure?

158. I'm sure you got the wrong number.

159. Hello?

160. My shorts are tight.

161. Hello?

162. Time's up.

163. We need your answer, Calvin.

164. But that wasn't my dad.

165. I demand a do-over.

166. Your final answer, please.

167. Alright, I'll go with the old guy.

168. A, volts.

169. I'm sorry.

170. The answer was B, amps.

171. Too bad, Calvin.

172. But that wasn't my dad.

173. Thanks for playing.

174. I'm not leaving.

175. We had the wrong number.

176. Come on, this isn't fair.

177. That wasn't even my dad.

178. Now let's welcome our next contestant, Debbie.

179. Hi, Debbie.

180. Hi, Debbie.

181. You're Debbie.

182. My Debbie what?

183. Let's move on.

184. Are you ready for your first question?

185. Okay, I'm gonna say yes.

186. What do I win?

187. Nothing.

188. Listen.

189. How many inches are in a foot?

190. A, 12.

191. B, 97.

192. C, pink.

193. Or D, neat.

194. How many inches in a foot?

195. Hold on.

196. Not your foot.

197. A foot.

198. Stop that.

199. A foot is a unit of measure.

200. I like eggs.

201. Who picks the people?

202. Who picks the people?

203. We need your final answer, please.

204. Okay, well, my foot is kind of pink and it is made of meat, so I'll say A, 12 inches.

205. Unbelievable.

206. A is the correct answer.

207. Our phone is ringing.

208. Can that happen?

209. Alright, put it through.

210. Hello?

211. Hello, it's me.

212. I hit call return.

213. Kill me.

214. I miss my son.

215. You don't have a son.

216. Daddy?

217. It's not your daddy.

218. My middle toe is infected.

219. I like eggs.

220. Who picks the people?

221. Who picks the people?

222. I like eggs, too.

223. I like eggs.

224. What happened to my wife?

225. I like eggs.

226. Quit stealing your stuff.

227. But that violates school policy.

228. So does beating your face in.

229. That's our policy.

230. We're gonna punch you in the neck.

231. Till it hurts.

232. Can I make a phone call first?

233. Okay, but make it fast.

234. Hello, cops?

235. I'm about to be beaten.

236. Yeah, they threatened my neck.

237. Okay, thanks.

238. They're sending over a special squad.

239. Special squad?

240. I'm Katie!

241. Cheerleaders?

242. Not just.

243. I'm fighting cheerleaders.

244. Ready?

245. Okay!

246. L-E-T-G-O.

247. Let go of that boy.

248. Break our toe.

249. How are you gonna break our toe?

250. Ready?

251. Okay!

252. Those crazy cheerleaders just broke our toe.

253. They did what?

254. Get him, girls.

255. You're not gonna get us.

256. You're cheerleaders.

257. We're gonna get you.

258. Yeah?

259. Cheerleaders?

260. Okay!

261. Give me an F.

262. S.

263. Give me an I.

264. L.

265. Give me an...

266. Why'd you make a spell flip?

267. I'll show ya!

268. All

269. the commotion out here.

270. You cheerleaders are not supposed to be in the halls during class.

271. I'm giving you all detention.

272. I don't think so.

273. In

274. places it shouldn't be.

275. Come on, girl.

276. Okay!

277. Katie, wait.

278. Will you be my girlfriend?

279. No!

280. Will you at least give me a kiss?

281. No!

282. But I will give you this.

283. Everywhere's burning me.

284. Hey!

285. And for a hillbilly moment.

286. Hi, guys.

287. Knock, knock.

288. Who's there?

289. Liberty Bell.

290. Liberty Bell, hey.

291. I'll...

292. Honey, this mustard is wonderful.

293. Yes, Miss Chicken Heart is good, too.

294. Mother!

295. Father!

296. You got a girlfriend?

297. Miracles can happen.

298. When do we get to meet the unlucky lady?

299. She's right in the living room.

300. Zizquat!

301. This is zizquat.

302. She's an alien.

303. Your girlfriend is an alien?

304. Isn't she cute?

305. Where's Amanda?

306. Look, you can't be going out with an alien girl.

307. We forbid it.

308. Who cares?

309. Where's Amanda?

310. What is that?

311. I don't know.

312. Just keep going.

313. Right.

314. Son, I demand you take that alien girl back to wherever you found her.

315. Hey!

316. I'm talking to you, please!

317. All right, who keeps yelling?

318. We're trying to do a sketch.

319. Listen, I paid good money to come see the Amanda show.

320. Where's Amanda?

321. Amanda's not in this sketch.

322. The song says, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda show,

323. not the you people, you people, you people show.

324. Miss, we're sorry Amanda's not in this scene,

325. but we'd like to continue if you don't mind.

326. I mind!

327. Well, too bad.

328. Josh, keep going.

329. Let's see.

330. Mother, father, this is a girl I love.

331. Hey!

332. She threw a banana at me.

333. There's more where that came from.

334. All right, you know what?

335. I've had just about enough of...

336. We want...

337. Who needs ya?

338. We're trying to watch the show.

339. I have my own Amanda website, you know, www.amandaplease.com.

340. Look, I just want to watch... It features Amanda on like this pointless skit.

341. That does it.

342. Where are you going?

343. If this girl wants to meet Amanda so bad, fine.

344. I'm gonna go get Amanda.

345. I get to meet Amanda!

346. I get to meet Amanda!

347. Goodness, come on.

348. Amanda, Amanda, please.

349. Amanda, Amanda.

350. Amanda, please.

351. Amanda.

352. Hey, wanna get some Chinese food?

353. Let's go.

354. Amanda, just meet this girl.

355. She's right over... Hey, guys, where did the...

356. Where did everybody go?

357. Drake?

358. She was right here.

359. What's up?

360. Yo, yo, yo.

361. It's Amanda's Jacuzzi.

362. Hi, welcome to my jacuzzi.

363. Today my special guest is Elvis Presley.

364. Now, Elvis, I understand that you're the king of rock and roll.

365. That's right, baby.

366. Okay, and wouldn't you sing a song entitled Jailhouse Rock?

367. Yep.

368. Thank you.

369. Thank you very much.

370. You're welcome.

371. Now, is it also true that you can hold your nose and blow gasoline out of your ears?

372. Now, come on.

373. That's crazy, baby.

374. I see.

375. Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?

376. Yeah.

377. That was Amanda's Jacuzzi.

378. Yo, yo, yo.

379. Just

380. found out that we have a birthday boy in the audience.

381. Where are you, Jeff?

382. I'm Jeff.

383. Come on up here.

384. I'm good, thanks.

385. Okay, at the Amanda Show, when it's your birthday, you can have anything you want.

386. Could I have $50,000?

387. Sure.

388. Jim, $50,000, please.

389. Thanks.

390. Jim?

391. Sorry.

392. There you go.

393. Anything else you want for your birthday?

394. Well, would you marry me?

395. Well, I don't think I could marry you.

396. You said I could have anything.

397. Amanda and Jeff take each other to be husband and wife.

398. I do.

399. I guess.

400. You may kiss the bride on the cheek.