The Amanda Show 2x1

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Penelope comes on her motorbike to start the comedy off & see's a guard and he asks her for her name and it isn't on the list. So... she bribes him with money - doesn't work, jeweles - doesn't work, and then she is teasing him with a pizza slice and chucks it in the air. Then the guard go's after it and Penelope go's full speed into the entrance. Amanda then tries to kick off the show, but can't due to a loud noise upstairs, she then go's to see what it is. Once she gets to the top, she see's 3 big blokes country dancing and asks them to be quiet... as she is doing a show! They agree and then there's an advert of Popcorn Pants, in gravy, ketchup and many others flavours. Then there's another advert for Moody's Point (Taking the mickey out of Dawson's Creek) thats going to be shown next week on The Amanda Show. Then it's time for another blockblister, and a boy comes in with an annoying / girly voice saying that his mother ordered ""Snow Day"" and it wasn't ""Snow Day""! But the daughter co

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1. Go down here, turn left, spot 105.

2. Thank you.

3. Hello, sir, I'm here to view the Amanda Show.

4. Do you have a ticket?

5. Not with me.

6. What's your name?

7. Penelope Taint, Amanda's number one fan, please.

8. Hold on, I'll see if your name is on the list.

9. An Amanda Show.

10. Okay, let me see here.

11. Nope, sorry, it's not on there.

12. I can't let you in.

13. Not even for a bag of jewels?

14. Sorry, no can do.

15. Maybe cash is more your style.

16. I cannot let you in.

17. If I can't get in, I suppose I'll just enjoy this slice of pizza.

18. Pizza?

19. That's good.

20. Stay in the sign.

21. Move it or lose it.

22. Who loves you?

23. Who loves you?

24. Finally loves you.

25. Hold still, this won't hurt a bit.

26. Hey, you guys want to hear about something weird that happened to me?

27. Yeah!

28. Okay, so get this.

29. The other night I'm doing my homework, right?

30. And the phone rings and it's...

31. Rosie O'Donnell asks me if I enjoy avocados.

32. Which I do, but... You know, it still seems like kind of a weird question, right?

33. Okay, what is that noise?

34. Okay, look, you guys, hang on.

35. I gotta go find out what's going on.

36. Yee-haw!

37. Yee-haw!

38. Yee-haw!

39. Yippee!

40. Yee-haw!

41. Yee-haw!

42. Excuse me, hello?

43. Yeah?

44. Not to be rude or anything, but we're doing a show right now.

45. That's alright, you ain't bothering us.

46. No, you've misunderstood, you see...

47. Hey, don't just stand there yapping, come dance with us!

48. Yeah!

49. I'm not gonna square dance, I'm right in the middle of a show!

50. Please?

51. Alright, let's dance!

52. This movie is great!

53. But I wish we had popcorn!

54. I'll get some, don't leave!

55. I'm wearing popper pants!

56. Popper pants?

57. Yeah, the popcorn you make in your pants!

58. Watch!

59. It's pants-flesh!

60. I'm pop-a-licious!

61. Come and get us!

62. I'm gonna add caramel!

63. Add gravy!

64. Popper pants!

65. The popcorn you make in your pants!

66. In a world where nothing seems right...

67. I'll never find anyone who can understand my tortured teenage soul!

68. A group of friends deal with their problems...

69. I want Moody to think of me as more than just an extremely attractive male friend.

70. Does my breath smell fresh?

71. No!

72. And their pain... I wish I were elsewhere!

73. Give up!

74. Give up!

75. It doesn't fit!

76. It doesn't fit!

77. Mother!

78. You're gonna come watch me try out for cheerleading, right?

79. It's about life...

80. I've been doing my best to try to be both a mother and a father to you, but...

81. I know it's not the same.

82. He's a nurse!

83. Amanda Bynes is... Moody!

84. Moody!

85. Moody?

86. Moody!

87. Yeah, you are.

88. Dawson had a creak.

89. Moody has a point.

90. Watch out for this cable!

91. Premiering next week on The Amanda Show.

92. Excuse me, my mother came in here to rent snow day for me, cause I'm a good boy.

93. You gave her this instead.

94. No, no, no, no.

95. Your mother no ask for snow day, she ask for snowy day!

96. Snowy day?

97. That's not right.

98. This movie better!

99. Much better!

100. Look,

101. it is snowy, snowy day.

102. Yes!

103. Bird!

104. There is so much snow.

105. The school, she is close!

106. Yes, now I will throw snowy ball at you.

107. I'm hit by a ball of snowy!

108. You...

109. That was so good!

110. No, it wasn't good.

111. Good boys know what's good, and now it wasn't.

112. My mother wants a refund.

113. You can have eggs.

114. Good boys don't take eggs from foreigners.

115. When that boy runs, his mother wiggles.

116. Alright, what is the matter with you people?

117. I sent my step-nephew in here to rent Mission

118. Impossible on DVD, and you gave him this.

119. This is not a movie.

120. This is not even a DVD.

121. No.

122. He no ask for DVD.

123. He ask for DVP.

124. Pee?

125. Pee!

126. That's a hunk of wood.

127. Did you try in DVP player?

128. What kind of player plays hunks of wood?

129. This is lettuce technology from our homeland.

130. This is DVP player.

131. We will play DVP for you.

132. Press play.

133. What was that?

134. And what is this?

135. Who uses a gasoline-powered DVD player?

136. DVP!

137. Stop saying that.

138. I don't like you people.

139. As a matter of fact, I'm going to report you to the better business...

140. This is a 1971 luxury convertible.

141. We locked six strange people in this car, stranded

142. in the middle of a parking lot in downtown Oklahoma.

143. These strange people are... Tony Pajamas.

144. Mr. Gullible.

145. Debbie.

146. Judge Trudy.

147. The Bailiff.

148. And a dancing lobster.

149. The rules.

150. You leave the car, you lose.

151. The prize goes to the last person remaining in the car.

152. One million dollars.

153. Now, let's see how long these strange people can stand each other in a locked car.

154. stranded.

155. Day one.

156. I hereby call this competition to order.

157. Hey, this ain't no courtroom.

158. You ain't charging.

159. I like eggs.

160. Who gives a rat's hat?

161. My name is Mr. Gullible.

162. I bet you I win the million dollars.

163. Hey, Gullible, go get me a soda.

164. But if I exit the vehicle, I lose.

165. No, no.

166. They changed the rules.

167. Really?

168. Absolutely.

169. Well, if that's what the rules say, then I'd be happy to fetch you a soda.

170. What?

171. But they said they changed the rules!

172. With Mr. Gullible gone, only five participants remain.

173. The tension mounts.

174. Day seven.

175. Man, I gotta get something to eat.

176. Me too, I'm starving over here.

177. I'm gonna eat this lobster.

178. Not if I eat him first.

179. Two down.

180. Only four participants remain.

181. I like eggs.

182. I like lifeguard eggs.

183. Look, kumquat, unless you got some eggs, I suggest you shut

184. your head hole before you leak stupid juice all over the place.

185. I like eggs.

186. That's it!

187. They're hungry.

188. They're tired.

189. And now on day 20, it's time to vote one of their own out of the car.

190. Who will it be?

191. I like eggs.

192. I like eggs.

193. I like eggs.

194. I like eggs.

195. I like eggs.

196. I like eggs.

197. I like eggs.

198. I like eggs.

199. I like eggs.

200. I like eggs.

201. Three down.

202. You know, I like eggs too.

203. Silence!

204. Forgive me.

205. Day 34.

206. Only three contestants remain.

207. They've eaten nothing in over a month.

208. They don't smell good.

209. They're desperate for food.

210. They resort to eating parts of the car.

211. No one expected what happened next.

212. So, say a friend of mine steals his kid's bicycle, right?

213. But nobody sees me, I mean, sees him do it.

214. Could I, I mean, he, my friend, get in trouble for this or what?

215. You disgust me.

216. That don't answer my question.

217. How many pajamas?

218. Pajamas!

219. You're under arrest for stealing a bicycle.

220. Who squealed on me?

221. You did.

222. We were watching the show.

223. Christ.

224. Four down.

225. Two people remain.

226. Judge Trudy and the bailiff.

227. Who will win the million dollars?

228. Which one will it be?

229. Judge?

230. Judge Trudy?

231. Yes, bailiff?

232. The million dollars is in the trunk, right?

233. That's correct.

234. And the keys to the car?

235. They're right there.

236. They're right there in the ignition.

237. I'm thinking Vegas?

238. Hit it, dude!

239. No, no, no.

240. Wait, wait.

241. You can't do that.

242. That's not in the rules.

243. All right, come back.

244. All right, bring that car back.

245. Hey!

246. Hey, come on!

247. I'm serious!

248. Next time, take the keys out.

249. Sorry.

250. Okay, miss, we've got one seat left.

251. Right here.

252. Excuse me.

253. Excuse me.

254. Thank you.

255. Excuse me.

256. My

257. name's Courtney.

258. Great.

259. Ma!

260. Taping my fingers.

261. A lot.

262. Feels good.

263. What are you doing?

264. Eating yogurt.

265. Yogurt?

266. Want some?

267. No!

268. You got something in your nose.

269. So?

270. I want it.

271. Well, did you consider asking me first?

272. I'd like to be in charge of the items in my nose, if you don't mind.

273. Ma!

274. Hey, what are you doing now?

275. Give me that.

276. Hey!

277. Give me those!

278. I'm out of here.

279. Thanks, darling.

280. Sure, babe.

281. Ma!

282. Yeah?

283. I'm just curious.

284. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?

285. How many marshmallows can I fit in my mouth?

286. I need to know!

287. Can I have a huge bowl of marshmallows, please?

288. Thank you.

289. Sweet!

290. Okay, here goes.

291. One...

292. Two...

293. Three... Four...

294. Five...

295. Six...

296. 273...

297. 274...

298. 275...

299. Well, I'm sorry, but that's all the time and marshmallows we have left.

300. I gotta go alphabetize my sister.

301. See ya!

302. Can

303. one of them get out, please?

304. I will take them home and make my very own sweet Amanda s'mores!

305. Get it!

306. Get it!

307. Get it!

308. Why do I... Why do I...

309. Amanda, please.