1. Did you write this on yourself?Copy !req
2. Yeah, you like it?Copy !req
3. No, not really.Copy !req
4. Hey, guys, who wants their fan mail?Copy !req
5. All right, fan mail.Copy !req
6. Let's see it.Copy !req
7. Drake, this is for you.Copy !req
8. Cool.Copy !req
9. And Raquel, you got two today.Copy !req
10. Yes!Copy !req
11. And the lobsters got some mail, too.Copy !req
12. There they are.Copy !req
13. Bring it in, guys.Copy !req
14. Dear Drake, can you please send
me an autographed picture...Copy !req
15. of the dancing lobsters?Copy !req
16. Look at this tree!Copy !req
17. Bye-bye!Copy !req
18. Shaboom!Copy !req
19. Gimme!Copy !req
20. See ya!Copy !req
21. Hammer time!Copy !req
22. Shaboom!Copy !req
23. Cool guy!Copy !req
24. Hey, Pablo!Copy !req
25. Boing-de-boing!Copy !req
26. We canCopy !req
27. start the show, guess what?Copy !req
28. What?Copy !req
29. Well, I've been studying magic.Copy !req
30. Really?Copy !req
31. Yeah, so I thought I'd start the
show off with a little magic trick.Copy !req
32. Cool!Copy !req
33. Thank you.Copy !req
34. Now, as you can see,
this ordinary hat is completely empty.Copy !req
35. However, when I say the magic words, I
will pull out a large can of ravioli.Copy !req
36. Cool!Copy !req
37. Drum roll, please.Copy !req
38. Ka-winga-ta-hunga!Copy !req
39. Rancho-cook-a-munga!Copy !req
40. I wasn't trying to pull out a cute
little bunny, I wanted ravioli.Copy !req
41. I better check the magic
handbook back in a sec!Copy !req
42. Hey, Amanda's number one fan, please!Copy !req
43. Where's Amanda?Copy !req
44. I have her ravioli!Copy !req
45. Get her off the stage!Copy !req
46. Hello, sir!Copy !req
47. My name is Penelope Taint.Copy !req
48. I have my own Amanda website.Copy !req
49. I know, www.amandaplease.com.Copy !req
50. Correct!Copy !req
51. www.amandaplease.com.Copy !req
52. I'd show it to you,
but my arms are inaccessible.Copy !req
53. Where's Amanda, please?Copy !req
54. I must meet her.Copy !req
55. You'll meet nothing and no one.Copy !req
56. But I must meet Amanda!Copy !req
57. Put my hat down, please!Copy !req
58. Why don't I do it?Copy !req
59. Put it down.Copy !req
60. ICopy !req
61. lost my hat, but stick around,
I'll be back in a second to do stuff!Copy !req
62. I don't want to study for a math test.Copy !req
63. I hate math!Copy !req
64. I don't want to study!Copy !req
65. Now you don't have to!Copy !req
66. Not with Sick Popples!Copy !req
67. Sick Popples?Copy !req
68. Yeah, the new frozen
treat that makes you sick!Copy !req
69. What?Copy !req
70. Just pop one in your mouth
and you'll be sick all day!Copy !req
71. Chicken Pops Cherry!Copy !req
72. Pneumonia on!Copy !req
73. Bleeding thumbs berry!Copy !req
74. I got the pneumonia!Copy !req
75. I got a sore throat!Copy !req
76. I got the Chicken Pops!Copy !req
77. Yeah!Copy !req
78. Just pop, pop, pop one in your mouth
and you'll be too sick to go to school!Copy !req
79. Bye-bye, math test!Copy !req
80. Later, homework!Copy !req
81. Sick Popples!Copy !req
82. They're icy cool and they'll
get you out of school!Copy !req
83. Now a measles mango!Copy !req
84. Yeah!Copy !req
85. Lick till you're sick!Copy !req
86. Sick Popples, from Disease Co.Copy !req
87. So Alex, where is she?Copy !req
88. She should be here any minute.Copy !req
89. We're very excited to
meet your new girlfriend.Copy !req
90. Yeah, why don't you tell
us a little bit about her?Copy !req
91. Well,
she's not like any other girl my age.Copy !req
92. How so?Copy !req
93. Well, she's a judge and she
has her own television show.Copy !req
94. Here she comes!Copy !req
95. Alright!Copy !req
96. This is the restaurant where
Judge Trudy will be dining.Copy !req
97. When you've got a beef, don't
take the law into your own hands.Copy !req
98. Put your beef in the
hands of Judge Trudy.Copy !req
99. Bon Appetit!Copy !req
100. I am Judge Trudy, hello Alex!Copy !req
101. Trudy?Copy !req
102. Alex?Copy !req
103. Bailiff?Copy !req
104. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.Copy !req
105. Now Alex, do you want to
tell me who these people are?Copy !req
106. Yes, these are my parents,
David and Lorraine.Copy !req
107. Hi, Judge Trudy.Copy !req
108. It's so nice to meet you.Copy !req
109. So,
you seem awfully young for a judge.Copy !req
110. Silence!Copy !req
111. Now Alex, we were supposed
to have dinner last week.Copy !req
112. Tell me what happened.Copy !req
113. Well, I couldn't make it.Copy !req
114. Continue.Copy !req
115. I got grounded.Copy !req
116. I see, and who grounded you?Copy !req
117. Well, my parents did.Copy !req
118. Hey!Copy !req
119. Hey!Copy !req
120. Who were those kids?Copy !req
121. Why did they pounce us with garbage?Copy !req
122. I'll ask the questions here.Copy !req
123. Now why did you ground this boy?Copy !req
124. Yeah, why?Copy !req
125. Well, he borrowed our car.Copy !req
126. So, maybe he had an appointment.Copy !req
127. He's 13 years old,
he doesn't have a driver's license.Copy !req
128. Is it his fault he's
only 13 years old?Copy !req
129. I don't think so.Copy !req
130. Now look here.Copy !req
131. What?Copy !req
132. Did you say your mouth on auto-yep?Copy !req
133. What?Copy !req
134. Auto-yep.Copy !req
135. She's a funny judge.Copy !req
136. Who is this guy?Copy !req
137. Good evening,
and may I take your order?Copy !req
138. Yes, please.Copy !req
139. I'll have a steak.Copy !req
140. Alright.Copy !req
141. Overruled!Copy !req
142. Excuse me.Copy !req
143. The lady will have salmon,
the man will have pork chops,Copy !req
144. and my boyfriend and I will
split a large pepperoni pizza.Copy !req
145. I'm sorry, ma'am,
but we don't serve pizza here.Copy !req
146. May I leave?Copy !req
147. Judge Trudy wants your picture.Copy !req
148. I'll get some pizza.Copy !req
149. Alright,
back to this grounding nonsense.Copy !req
150. I had every right to ground him.Copy !req
151. All I did was drive the car.Copy !req
152. Through a busy mall.Copy !req
153. On Saturday.Copy !req
154. He destroyed Abercrombie.Copy !req
155. And most of Fitch.Copy !req
156. You know, I see your mouth moving, but all
I hear is yippity-yippity-dang -dang -do.Copy !req
157. Dang-do!Copy !req
158. Don't you have some place to be?Copy !req
159. Don't you have a
family or some friends?Copy !req
160. Irrelevant!Copy !req
161. This court finds in favor of the
plaintiff, my boyfriend, for $22,000.Copy !req
162. You have $22,000?Copy !req
163. This isn't a courtroom.Copy !req
164. This is a restaurant.Copy !req
165. You're on a date.Copy !req
166. Date, schmate!Copy !req
167. Schmate?Copy !req
168. If you don't have the money,
I'll have to ask the B-LiftCopy !req
169. to dump that man's plate of
lasagna down your trousers.Copy !req
170. B-Lift!Copy !req
171. Here I go.Copy !req
172. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
173. What?Copy !req
174. I feel weird.Copy !req
175. Don't forget to punish my mother.Copy !req
176. Don't worry.Copy !req
177. B-Lift, please scream
loudly at that woman's head.Copy !req
178. Yes, Your Honor.Copy !req
179. Your parents seem nice.Copy !req
180. I think they liked you.Copy !req
181. Who wouldn't?Copy !req
182. Court dismissed.Copy !req
183. Bring in the dancing lobsters.Copy !req
184. You kids stay off my lawn
or I'll turn a hose on you!Copy !req
185. Hello!Copy !req
186. Hello, this is Warba-Naba-Naba.Copy !req
187. - Well, hello, but I don't know any Warba
- Naba-Naba-Naba.Copy !req
188. Congratulations,
you've won the grand prize!Copy !req
189. Grand prize?Copy !req
190. What have I won?Copy !req
191. A cordless pig.Copy !req
192. A cordless pig?Copy !req
193. Wait a minute,
I didn't even know pigs had cords.Copy !req
194. Okay, talk to you later.Copy !req
195. Later?Copy !req
196. Sir, I don't speak English.Copy !req
197. You don't speak English?Copy !req
198. Would you like some gravy?Copy !req
199. Gravy?Copy !req
200. But what of my prize?Copy !req
201. You mentioned a pig
with no cord earlier.Copy !req
202. If you want a prize,
you'll have to sing me a song.Copy !req
203. But I don't know any songs.Copy !req
204. Make one up.Copy !req
205. But I don't... Sing!Copy !req
206. Alright, I'm singing.Copy !req
207. I'm singing a song about my sweater.Copy !req
208. It's red and made of red material.Copy !req
209. Was that alright?Copy !req
210. Well, you have the wrong number.Copy !req
211. What?Copy !req
212. That's alright.Copy !req
213. You have the wrong number.Copy !req
214. What?Copy !req
215. What number did you dial?Copy !req
216. I dialed nothing.Copy !req
217. It was you who dialed...Copy !req
218. Wrong!Copy !req
219. Hello?Copy !req
220. You have the wrong...Copy !req
221. I'm singing a song about my... Hello?Copy !req
222. What happened to my wife?Copy !req
223. The number you dialed is wrong!Copy !req
224. Good evening.Copy !req
225. I'm Amanda.Copy !req
226. You may know me as Amanda.Copy !req
227. There's a tragedy sweeping the nation that
I feel deserves our special attention.Copy !req
228. The truth is, is that very few people know
what to do... when cheerleaders attack.Copy !req
229. We've all heard about these
terrifying attacks by cheerleaders.Copy !req
230. But now, caught on videotape,
you're about to actually witnessCopy !req
231. one of these actual events,
just as it actually happened.Copy !req
232. You see the boy and girl having lunch.Copy !req
233. But they're about to
get a pom-pom sandwich.Copy !req
234. The cheerleaders enter,
looking for trouble.Copy !req
235. They spot the boy and
girl and make their move.Copy !req
236. Now let's look at that
attack again in slow motion.Copy !req
237. The victims are caught
completely off guard.Copy !req
238. They never saw the cheerleaders...
until they attacked.Copy !req
239. We were caught completely off guard.Copy !req
240. We never saw the cheerleaders.Copy !req
241. Until they attacked.Copy !req
242. Truly horrible.Copy !req
243. But now, watch as a casual walk
home from the supermarket...Copy !req
244. suddenly turns into a
pummeling pep rally.Copy !req
245. You see Mr. Nussbaum
minding his own business.Copy !req
246. Then out of nowhere, he's surrounded
by peppy, deranged cheerleaders.Copy !req
247. Now let's look at that
attack again in slow motion.Copy !req
248. Mr. Nussbaum drops the
groceries and tries to escape.Copy !req
249. But sadly, it's too late.Copy !req
250. The cheerleaders attack.Copy !req
251. I dropped the groceries
and I tried to escape.Copy !req
252. But sadly, it was too late.Copy !req
253. The cheerleaders attack.Copy !req
254. You'll never be the same.Copy !req
255. If you witness an attack by cheerleaders,
please call our emergency hotline.Copy !req
256. - 1-500-I-Just-Saw-Some
- Cheerleaders-AttackCopy !req
257. - Some-People-So-Now-I'm-Calling-This
- Number -To-Report-What-I-Saw.Copy !req
258. Thank you.Copy !req
259. Please tune in next week when we...Copy !req
260. Time for a hand-to-hand combat.Copy !req
261. Okay, knock knock.Copy !req
262. Who's there?Copy !req
263. Steering wheel.Copy !req
264. Steering wheel, who?Copy !req
265. I'm gonna hit you in the
head with a steering wheel.Copy !req
266. That's good.Copy !req
267. Thank you.Copy !req
268. And bless Amanda.Copy !req
269. And bless the Amanda Show.Copy !req
270. And bless Amanda's family.Copy !req
271. And pretty much anything that
has to do with Amanda, please.Copy !req
272. And yes,
don't forget about my website.Copy !req
273. www.amandaplease.com.Copy !req
274. The best website in the world.Copy !req
275. The best website in the world.Copy !req
276. The best website in the world.Copy !req
277. All right, people.Copy !req
278. And now the moment you've
all been waiting for.Copy !req
279. The award for the best
website in the world.Copy !req
280. And the winner for
the best website is...Copy !req
281. Penelope Taint!Copy !req
282. My name is Penelope Taint,
Amanda's number one fan, please.Copy !req
283. And I would like to thank
the Academy for giving meCopy !req
284. this award for the best
website of the year, please.Copy !req
285. Think of no better way to say thank you
than to show you all my website right now.Copy !req
286. www.amandaplease.com. This week you can
win a surprise from the Amanda Show.Copy !req
287. See, that's the gavel Amanda
uses when she plays Judge Trudy.Copy !req
288. If you visit my website, you might
win this actual gavel, which I stole.Copy !req
289. Now, let's view the Amanda
video clip of the week.Copy !req
290. Watch as Amanda actually gargles.Copy !req
291. And spits.Copy !req
292. She's minty fresh, please.Copy !req
293. Back to the homepage where
you'll find tons of Amanda games.Copy !req
294. So, isn't my website excellent?Copy !req
295. Let's hear it for www.am...Copy !req
296. Whoopee.Copy !req
297. Put my hair back on my body, please.Copy !req
298. Sorry, please.Copy !req
299. There.Copy !req
300. Now, where's Amanda?Copy !req
301. She's right over there.Copy !req
302. Amanda, come on up.Copy !req
303. Please, Amanda, Amanda,
Amanda, Amanda, where are you?Copy !req
304. Amanda, please.Copy !req
305. It was a dream.Copy !req
306. Why must I have awakened
before meeting Amanda?Copy !req
307. I must continue sleeping immediately.Copy !req
308. Good night, please.Copy !req
309. one time, I like, saw this movie
where this one guy was all, hey you.Copy !req
310. And the other guy was all, what?Copy !req
311. So then the other guy was all,
big lizard.Copy !req
312. And the other guy was all, yeah!Copy !req
313. Then it like, ate him.Copy !req
314. And it rocked.Copy !req
315. Well, our boat sank near Cuba, so...Copy !req
316. I don't know where we are!Copy !req
317. We're shipwrecked!Copy !req
318. Shipwrecked!Copy !req
319. Wait, family!Copy !req
320. I have a plan.Copy !req
321. Andy, you find some sticks and
start spilling out help on the sand.Copy !req
322. I'll do it!Copy !req
323. I'll do it!Copy !req
324. What if we can't find enough sticks?Copy !req
325. What if we can't find food?Copy !req
326. What if something goes bad?Copy !req
327. What if...Copy !req
328. I'm sure we'll be fine.Copy !req
329. Right, right, because remember,
Susie is a squirrel scout.Copy !req
330. She'll get it through this.Copy !req
331. Look, I found some sticks.Copy !req
332. Sticks!Copy !req
333. Hot dogs!Copy !req
334. Get your hot dogs!Copy !req
335. What's that?Copy !req
336. Look!Copy !req
337. A hot dog man!Copy !req
338. We're saved!Copy !req
339. No way, family!Copy !req
340. There can't be a hot dog man here!Copy !req
341. We're thousands of
miles from civilization!Copy !req
342. He must be a mirage!Copy !req
343. A mirage?Copy !req
344. Yes, we're just so hungry and thirsty
that we're imagining he's here!Copy !req
345. But I can feel him!Copy !req
346. Hey, quit that!Copy !req
347. See?Copy !req
348. He's real!Copy !req
349. Get a hold of yourself, Dad!Copy !req
350. Look, are you people gonna
buy a hot dog or what?Copy !req
351. Yes!Copy !req
352. Yes!Copy !req
353. Andy, remember, he's not real!Copy !req
354. We're stranded in the
middle of nowhere!Copy !req
355. What are you babbling about?Copy !req
356. This is Malibu, one of the
busiest beaches in the world!Copy !req
357. Vision be gone!Copy !req
358. Freakos!Copy !req
359. You see?Copy !req
360. He disappeared!Copy !req
361. He was a mirage!Copy !req
362. But I smelled the hot dogs!Copy !req
363. I have mustard on my arm!Copy !req
364. Andy, go get some more sticks.Copy !req
365. Hey, I'll catch a fish with this old,
discarded fishing pole Andy just found!Copy !req
366. Hey!Copy !req
367. Hey, I hooked a fish!Copy !req
368. Hey,
what's the deal hooking me like that?Copy !req
369. Thank goodness you're here!Copy !req
370. We're shipwrecked!Copy !req
371. Save us!Copy !req
372. You got shipwrecked?Copy !req
373. This is like a busy beach!Copy !req
374. It is?Copy !req
375. Dad, you're talking to a fish!Copy !req
376. A fish?Copy !req
377. It looks like a teenager!Copy !req
378. What do we do with this fish?Copy !req
379. Let's eat it!Copy !req
380. Mom!Copy !req
381. Mom!Copy !req
382. Mom!Copy !req
383. The fish got away!Copy !req
384. Look!Copy !req
385. I found enough sticks!Copy !req
386. We can spell out the word help now!Copy !req
387. Now!Copy !req
388. Good!Copy !req
389. I'll light the sticks on fire by
rubbing these two coconuts together!Copy !req
390. Hopefully a plane will
see and we'll be rescued!Copy !req
391. No coconut rubbing on the beach.Copy !req
392. Look!Copy !req
393. A policeman in a car!Copy !req
394. That mirage looked really real!Copy !req
395. My face hurts!Copy !req
396. I think it's getting dark.Copy !req
397. We should seek shelter.Copy !req
398. We're going to be stranded
here for a long time.Copy !req
399. No!Copy !req
400. No!Copy !req
401. Hey!Copy !req
402. Wait!Copy !req
403. Did you hear that?Copy !req
404. Yes!Copy !req
405. Perhaps it's a voice
from the great beyond!Copy !req
406. Or a bird!Copy !req
407. I'm not a bird!Copy !req
408. I'm over here!Copy !req
409. You people aren't stranded!Copy !req
410. You're not even on a beach!Copy !req
411. Did you hear that?Copy !req
412. You people aren't on a beach!Copy !req
413. You're actors on the Amanda Show!Copy !req
414. Yeah!Copy !req
415. Well, it could either be a mirage or
hostile island natives trying to trick us!Copy !req
416. So what do we do?Copy !req
417. What do we do?Copy !req
418. We better throw coconuts at them!Copy !req
419. Right!Copy !req
420. Coconuts!Copy !req
421. Wait!Copy !req
422. Are we sure we should be doing this?Copy !req
423. How about a magic trick?Copy !req
424. Well, I don't have anything prepared.Copy !req
425. Okay, what do we do?Copy !req
426. Well first, magic music please!Copy !req
427. Thank you.Copy !req
428. Johnny, get in the box.Copy !req
429. Okay.Copy !req
430. So, are you comfortable yet?Copy !req
431. Well, actually... Okay, great.Copy !req
432. Blades?Copy !req
433. Blades?Copy !req
434. Thank you.Copy !req
435. I will now slice my co-star in half.Copy !req
436. Amanda?Copy !req
437. Amanda?Copy !req
438. Now Raquel and I will
separate the two halves.Copy !req
439. But Amanda...Copy !req
440. Hey,Copy !req
441. can I take his lower half home?Copy !req
442. Sure.Copy !req
443. What?Copy !req
444. But Amanda... Cool!Copy !req
445. I got me half an actor!Copy !req
446. Some boy took my legs!Copy !req
447. You're wasting my life!Copy !req
448. Amanda!Copy !req
449. Amanda!Copy !req
450. Amanda!Copy !req
451. Amanda!Copy !req
452. Amanda!Copy !req
453. Amanda, I'm your number one fan!Copy !req
454. Amanda!Copy !req
455. Hey wait!Copy !req
456. Amanda!Copy !req
457. Can I at least have my socks back?Copy !req