1. Amanda!Copy !req
2. Amanda, please!Copy !req
3. Amanda,
it's so good to finally meet you!Copy !req
4. I'm your number one fan, you know.Copy !req
5. Amanda, of course I'd love
to be your best friend.Copy !req
6. It only makes sense.Copy !req
7. Amanda!Copy !req
8. Amanda!Copy !req
9. Don't leave me!Copy !req
10. Amanda, please!Copy !req
11. Amanda!Copy !req
12. Amanda!Copy !req
13. Penelope!Copy !req
14. Penelope, honey!Copy !req
15. You're having a bad dream, please.Copy !req
16. Please?Copy !req
17. Mother?Copy !req
18. Father?Copy !req
19. Yes, Penelope, it's us, please.Copy !req
20. Tell us about your dream.Copy !req
21. Well, it was so wonderful at first.Copy !req
22. I finally met Amanda.Copy !req
23. We were going to Europe
together and be best friends.Copy !req
24. But it was only a dream.Copy !req
25. Well, Penelope,
sometimes dreams come true.Copy !req
26. Please?Copy !req
27. We have a surprise for you.Copy !req
28. A surprise for me?Copy !req
29. What is it, please?Copy !req
30. There's someone here to see you.Copy !req
31. A very special someone.Copy !req
32. Someone from The Amanda Show.Copy !req
33. No!Copy !req
34. It's finally going to happen!Copy !req
35. I get to meet the most
important person on this planet!Copy !req
36. Should I fix my makeup?Copy !req
37. No, I don't wear makeup.Copy !req
38. Should I shave my legs?Copy !req
39. No, I'm wearing long pants.Copy !req
40. How's my breath?Copy !req
41. Never mind, don't care.Copy !req
42. Come in, please!Copy !req
43. Hey, how are you doing?Copy !req
44. I'm Cameraman Joe
from The Amanda Show.Copy !req
45. Cameraman Joe?Copy !req
46. Yeah, so what do you want?Copy !req
47. My autograph?Copy !req
48. Please!Copy !req
49. Sorry.Copy !req
50. Carpet smells!Copy !req
51. Bye-bye.Copy !req
52. Hey!Copy !req
53. Hey!Copy !req
54. Slice!Copy !req
55. Howdy, actors!Copy !req
56. Skimming!Copy !req
57. Almost there!Copy !req
58. Shaboom!Copy !req
59. Cool guy!Copy !req
60. Love you, Dan!Copy !req
61. Heaven!Copy !req
62. Wait, Way to blink!Copy !req
63. Look out!Copy !req
64. AndCopy !req
65. I stay crunchy even in milk!Copy !req
66. All right, well,
I'm so glad I made it here tonightCopy !req
67. because when my dad and
I were driving... Man!Copy !req
68. It doesn't work!Copy !req
69. Is there a problem in the audience?Copy !req
70. Yeah.Copy !req
71. I think the batteries in
my CD player are dead.Copy !req
72. You're trying to listen to a CD now?Copy !req
73. Not just any CD.Copy !req
74. It's LFO!Copy !req
75. LFO?Copy !req
76. Why'd you say so?Copy !req
77. Here are some batteries.Copy !req
78. Thanks!Copy !req
79. These are the wrong size.Copy !req
80. Now I'll never get to hear LFO.Copy !req
81. Wait, wait!Copy !req
82. I know how you can hear LFO.Copy !req
83. Hey, LFO!Copy !req
84. This kid in the audience
really wants to hear you guysCopy !req
85. sing, but the batteries
in the CD player are dead.Copy !req
86. Can you guys help him out?Copy !req
87. Yeah, I think we can help him.Copy !req
88. What do you guys think?Copy !req
89. I've got some double A
batteries right here.Copy !req
90. I've got some Cs.Copy !req
91. And I'm out of volts.Copy !req
92. You guys,
I think maybe the audience mightCopy !req
93. rather just hear you guys sing live,
you know?Copy !req
94. Okay, you guys,
this is gonna be an awesome show.Copy !req
95. We've got comedy, LFO's missing, and I
might even give out some free cheese!Copy !req
96. Free cheese?Copy !req
97. So stick around!Copy !req
98. We'll be back in a
second to do this stuff!Copy !req
99. How many times has
this happened to you?Copy !req
100. Well, never again, cause now
there's the pedestrian airbag!Copy !req
101. The pedestrian airbag
works for rollerblades!Copy !req
102. It works for nerds!Copy !req
103. Sorta!Copy !req
104. The pedestrian airbag even
works on disgusting boys!Copy !req
105. Can I kiss your face?Copy !req
106. Well...Copy !req
107. She's okay!Copy !req
108. The pedestrian airbag, from the
makers of The Inflatable Friend!Copy !req
109. Get one!Copy !req
110. My gosh!Copy !req
111. That was so nice!Copy !req
112. That was really cool!Copy !req
113. I wonder where Miss Yumbo is?Copy !req
114. She's not gonna be here today,
she's getting her mustache removed!Copy !req
115. Finally!Copy !req
116. So who's gonna teach our class?Copy !req
117. Alright everyone, come on children,
take your seats, come on, quick!Copy !req
118. Hurry, hurry, hurry!Copy !req
119. Scurry, scurry, scurry!Copy !req
120. Come on!Copy !req
121. Okay, hello class, my name is Mr...Copy !req
122. My gosh, my goodness,
I can't see a thing!Copy !req
123. What's going on here?Copy !req
124. Help!Copy !req
125. Alright, who begged me?Copy !req
126. No one did, Mr. Gullible,
you came in wearing that sack!Copy !req
127. Really?Copy !req
128. Yeah, you came in wearing it!Copy !req
129. Well then I'm not
angry with any of you.Copy !req
130. Now, since this is science class,
I think weCopy !req
131. should study things of
a scientific nature.Copy !req
132. Mr. Gullible?Copy !req
133. Yes?Copy !req
134. A regular teacher always starts
class by running into the closet!Copy !req
135. Really?Copy !req
136. Yeah, closet, closet!Copy !req
137. Okay, well I'll just go open it.Copy !req
138. No, no, no, no, no, she runs into
the closet without opening the door!Copy !req
139. Really?Copy !req
140. Yeah!Copy !req
141. Yeah, without opening it!Copy !req
142. Well, if that's the way she does it,
I guess I should do it that way too.Copy !req
143. This wood is thick!Copy !req
144. Mr. Gullible?Copy !req
145. Yes?Copy !req
146. We were supposed to
dissect frogs today.Copy !req
147. Frogs?Copy !req
148. They're in the closet there.Copy !req
149. Well I'll go fetch them.Copy !req
150. I got the froggies!Copy !req
151. Mr. Gullible?Copy !req
152. Yes?Copy !req
153. A regular teacher warms up frogs
by putting them down her pants.Copy !req
154. Really?Copy !req
155. Yeah!Copy !req
156. Down her pants!Copy !req
157. Well if your regular teacher
does that, I guess I should too!Copy !req
158. How does that feel, Mr. Gullible?Copy !req
159. Odd, but in a good way!Copy !req
160. There's a bear behind you!Copy !req
161. Say, there's no bear behind me!Copy !req
162. He flew out the window!Copy !req
163. Really?Copy !req
164. Yeah, definitely!Copy !req
165. Bears fly!Copy !req
166. Wait a minute!Copy !req
167. Bears don't fly!Copy !req
168. Well this bear was from Wisconsin!Copy !req
169. Home of the flying bears!Copy !req
170. Well, on to electricity!Copy !req
171. Now, to create an electrical current, you
have to connect these two wires together.Copy !req
172. Mr. Gullible?Copy !req
173. Yes?Copy !req
174. A regular teacher always demonstrates
electricity by grabbing both ends of the wires.Copy !req
175. Really?Copy !req
176. Yeah!Copy !req
177. Well, if that's the way
things are done around here...Copy !req
178. My rump is tingly!Copy !req
179. - Well, I think we should move on from e-e-e
- electricity and we'll s-s-study gases!Copy !req
180. My favorite gas is Frazilium!Copy !req
181. Mr. Gullible?Copy !req
182. Yes?Copy !req
183. A regular teacher always demonstrates
Frazilium by inhaling it deeply!Copy !req
184. Really?Copy !req
185. Yeah!Copy !req
186. Well, I'll suck some in!Copy !req
187. Now, Frazilium is a very...
Mr. Gullible?Copy !req
188. A regular teacher always inhales
Frazilium until we tell her to stop!Copy !req
189. Really?Copy !req
190. Yeah!Copy !req
191. Really, always until we tell her!Copy !req
192. Well, then I'll do that too!Copy !req
193. Now, Frazilium is a very interesting
gas because it's lighter than air!Copy !req
194. I'm rising!Copy !req
195. Mr.Copy !req
196. Gullible?Copy !req
197. Yes?Copy !req
198. When our regular teacher
leaves the Earth'sCopy !req
199. atmosphere,
she always gives us her car keys!Copy !req
200. Really?Copy !req
201. Yeah, all the time!Copy !req
202. Alright!Copy !req
203. You guys wanna go to Vegas?Copy !req
204. Yeah!Copy !req
205. Time for my favorite cooking show!Copy !req
206. Bonjour!Copy !req
207. And welcome to cooking with myself!Copy !req
208. Today, we will make fudge brownies!Copy !req
209. Fudge brownies?Copy !req
210. Woohoo!Copy !req
211. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
212. Ready!Copy !req
213. What do I do?Copy !req
214. First, add one pound of sugar!Copy !req
215. Sugar, coming up!Copy !req
216. What next?Copy !req
217. Next, add seven eggs!Copy !req
218. Seven eggs!Copy !req
219. Do not forget to beat the eggs!Copy !req
220. Beat the eggs!Copy !req
221. Now what?Copy !req
222. Now, you add the milk!Copy !req
223. Milk?Copy !req
224. Okay!Copy !req
225. Here, cow, cow, cow, cow, cow!Copy !req
226. Thanks, cow!Copy !req
227. Make sure that it's chocolate milk!Copy !req
228. Chocolate milk?Copy !req
229. Okay!Copy !req
230. Here, cow, chocolate cow,
chocolate cow, cow, cow, cow, cow!Copy !req
231. Okay, what next?Copy !req
232. Next, put on a wedding dress!Copy !req
233. A wedding dress?Copy !req
234. Yes, a wedding dress!Copy !req
235. Alright!Copy !req
236. Okay, now what?Copy !req
237. Now, sit in the bowl!Copy !req
238. No problem!Copy !req
239. My butt's in the bowl!Copy !req
240. Now, wiggle yourself!Copy !req
241. Okay!Copy !req
242. Now, remove your bottom and
put the bowl into the oven!Copy !req
243. Right!Copy !req
244. Now, set the oven to 12,000 degrees!Copy !req
245. 3,000!Copy !req
246. Your fudge brownies will be ready
in approximately three seconds!Copy !req
247. Three, two, one...Copy !req
248. Now,
you may remove your fudge brownies!Copy !req
249. Danny's here!Copy !req
250. Hey, Amanda!Copy !req
251. What are you doing on the show?Copy !req
252. I'm on every Nick show!Copy !req
253. Hey, I'm aloft!Copy !req
254. I did things!Copy !req
255. Knock, knock!Copy !req
256. Who's there?Copy !req
257. Bowling pin!Copy !req
258. Bowling pin who?Copy !req
259. I'm gonna hit you in the
head with a bowling pin!Copy !req
260. That's good news!Copy !req
261. Yo, can I see that?Copy !req
262. Nah, I'm playing.Copy !req
263. I just wanna try it.Copy !req
264. Hello, people!Copy !req
265. My name is Penelope Taint!Copy !req
266. Where's Amanda?Copy !req
267. She's on stage doing the show.Copy !req
268. And who are you?Copy !req
269. My name is Penelope Taint!Copy !req
270. I'm Amanda's number one fan, please!Copy !req
271. Perhaps you've seen my Amanda website at
www.amandaplease.com.Copy !req
272. No, but we have a website.Copy !req
273. It's www... Don't care!Copy !req
274. Who are you, people?Copy !req
275. We're LFO.Copy !req
276. Hello, LFO!Copy !req
277. No, LFO.Copy !req
278. Maybe you've heard our new song,
Girl on TV?Copy !req
279. I have no time for music!Copy !req
280. My life is filled with Amanda!Copy !req
281. But you got any time for music?Copy !req
282. Well, I have written one song.Copy !req
283. It goes, Twinkle,
twinkle, little Amanda,Copy !req
284. I'm Penelope Taint,
your number one fan -da!Copy !req
285. That's really bad.Copy !req
286. Stop speaking!Copy !req
287. View my website!Copy !req
288. www.amandaplease.com. Here's the homepage,
which I update frequently, please!Copy !req
289. This week on my website,
you could win anCopy !req
290. actual prop that I stole
from the Amanda show!Copy !req
291. Click, please!Copy !req
292. See?Copy !req
293. This is the actual sign from
Amanda's actual dressing room door!Copy !req
294. Now, let's enjoy the Amanda
video clip of the week!Copy !req
295. See Amanda jump on a trampoline
while holding a lamp!Copy !req
296. I don't know why Amanda did that,
but I enjoyed viewing it!Copy !req
297. Impressive website,
wouldn't you agree?Copy !req
298. Yeah, that website rocks.Copy !req
299. Can I click on it?Copy !req
300. Silence!Copy !req
301. No time for questions,
I must meet Amanda!Copy !req
302. Fare thee well!Copy !req
303. From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!Copy !req
304. One time, I saw a shooting star,
you know, in the sky.Copy !req
305. And I, like,
made a wish upon it, but then ICopy !req
306. figured out it wasn't
a shooting star at all.Copy !req
307. It was, like, an airplane!Copy !req
308. So I, like, waved at it, like this!Copy !req
309. And it just kept going.Copy !req
310. That's Totally Kyle!Copy !req
311. Take it away!Copy !req
312. Hey, guys!Copy !req
313. The Dancing Lobsters have
something they want to say!Copy !req
314. Go, lobsters!Copy !req
315. Hey, I'm a crustacean!Copy !req
316. Sorry, guys,
I don't think they speak crustacean.Copy !req
317. Do you want me to tell them?Copy !req
318. Okay, everybody, let's hear
it for my good friends, LFO!Copy !req
319. LFO!Copy !req
320. I wish you were a falling star Wondering
where you are I wish Wish me you were aCopy !req
321. falling star Wondering where you are Do I
ever cross your mind in the warm sunshineCopy !req
322. She's from a city of angels Like Bette
Davis, James Dean, and Gable Never knowCopy !req
323. what she means to me I fell for the girl
that's on TV Just one girl at a galleryCopy !req
324. fair She wore a green dress and everybody
was there A fertile place, she moved intoCopy !req
325. my eyes Alright, she'll get around 9pm And
I'm never gonna be the same again NeverCopy !req
326. had to be on a movie screen To be a little
lady in all my dreams She'll be doingCopy !req
327. things, giving me snacks I need a fly girl
and I can't relax Only problem is she's aCopy !req
328. movie star My friends, they won't believe
me If they could only see me At the riskCopy !req
329. of sounding cheesy I think I fell for the
girl on TV Wish me you were a falling starCopy !req
330. Wish me you were a falling star Do I ever
cross your mind in the warm sunshine?Copy !req
331. She's from a city of angels Like Bette
Davis, James Dean, and Gable Never knowCopy !req
332. what she means to me I fell for the girl
that's on TV Everybody knows her name TheyCopy !req
333. won't take pictures unless she came But
I just wanna be there when she's down,Copy !req
334. down I don't want her autograph I just
want to call her amazing Never had to beCopy !req
335. on a movie screen To be a little lady
in all my dreams She'll be doing things,Copy !req
336. giving me snacks I need a fly girl and I
can't relax Only problem is she's a movieCopy !req
337. star My friends, they won't believe me
If they could only see me At the risk ofCopy !req
338. sounding cheesy I think I fell for the
girl that's on TV I wish for you on aCopy !req
339. falling star I wish for
you on a falling starCopy !req
340. Do I ever cross your mind
in the warm sunshine?Copy !req
341. She's from a city of angels Like Bette
Davis, James Dean, and Gable Never knowCopy !req
342. what she means to me I fell for the girl
that's on TV I wish for you on a fallingCopy !req
343. star I'm wishing on a star
And I'm wondering where youCopy !req
344. are Do I ever cross your
mind in the warm sunshine?Copy !req
345. So I wish for you on a bright shining star
Everywhere I look there you are It's theCopy !req
346. girl in the green dress She took my breath
away And now I look to the sky for aCopy !req
347. better day To the beach all in Scooby
snacks I met a fly girl and I can't relaxCopy !req
348. She never has to be on a movie screen
Cause she's the leading lady in all thatCopy !req
349. she means, come on I wish for you on a
falling star I wish for you on a falling,Copy !req
350. falling, falling star Do I ever
cross your mind in the warm sunshine?Copy !req
351. She's from a city of angels Like Bette
Davis, James Dean, and Gable Never knowCopy !req
352. what she means to me I fell for the girl
that's on TV I wish for you on a fallingCopy !req
353. star I wish for you on a falling,
falling, fallingCopy !req
354. star Do I ever cross your
mind in the warm sunshine?Copy !req
355. She's from a city of angels Like Bette
Davis, James Dean, and Gable Never knowCopy !req
356. what she means to me I fell for the girl
that's on TV I'm wishing, I'm wishing awayCopy !req
357. She's from,
she's from the angels And she'sCopy !req
358. right here,
right here with me Thank you AmandaCopy !req
359. The fire at the fire department continues
to burn out of control Unfortunately,Copy !req
360. all superheroes are still on vacation
Wait, this just in There is one superheroCopy !req
361. still in town The Procrastinator
Procrastinator Just a minuteCopy !req
362. Okay, Procrastinator here Procrastinator,
two people are here to see you They sayCopy !req
363. it's an emergency Can't
they come back later?Copy !req
364. Maybe tomorrow, next week or
something Procrastinator, help!Copy !req
365. The fire department's on fire On fire?Copy !req
366. That's terrible!Copy !req
367. And ironic But don't worry,
the Procrastinator's hereCopy !req
368. Procrastinator, yes?Copy !req
369. The fire department's on fire now I know,
but have no fear I'll put that fire outCopy !req
370. eventually But first, I want to listen to
this new CD I just bought ProcrastinatorCopy !req
371. Don't you think you ought to, you know,
hurry on down there and put out the fire?Copy !req
372. I will, eventually Forget it You're the
worst superhero ever Procrastinator,Copy !req
373. Procrastinator,
my baby's stuck in a tree A tree?Copy !req
374. That's no place for a baby The
Procrastinator to the rescue!Copy !req
375. Hello, Procrastinator, my baby?Copy !req
376. Yes, he's in a tree,
I'll save him Eventually ButCopy !req
377. first, I think I'll finish
this sandwich Sandwich?Copy !req
378. Sandwich, do something!Copy !req
379. Right!Copy !req
380. Yes?Copy !req
381. Jennifer,
could you bring me some mustard?Copy !req
382. Mustard?Copy !req
383. You're a terrible superhero, awful!Copy !req
384. Well, say something!Copy !req
385. I will, eventually!Copy !req
386. Forget it Procrastinator,
your mother'sCopy !req
387. here to see you Procrastinator,
Procrastinator!Copy !req
388. Hello mother, want some sandwich?Copy !req
389. There's no time for sandwich,
this box just came forCopy !req
390. you, special delivery
I'll open that eventually!Copy !req
391. It's from your archenemy,
the Fumigator Yeah, so?Copy !req
392. Listen, the box is ticking My
goodness, this box is ticking!Copy !req
393. I better do something Right!Copy !req
394. Gee skimmer, now we'll never get
off this island I do, do we then?Copy !req
395. I love this show, I bet they
get off that island eventually!Copy !req
396. This is no time for television,
this box is ticking!Copy !req
397. I'm gonna get to it, eventually!Copy !req
398. Procrastinator!Copy !req
399. Will you please get off my back?Copy !req
400. But the box!Copy !req
401. Why are you always hassling me?Copy !req
402. I hear the box ticking,
I'll get to it, eventually!Copy !req
403. Procrastinator,
could you please call me an ambulance?Copy !req
404. Yes, eventually!Copy !req
405. And how about a hand for the
coolest girl on TV, Amanda Bynes?Copy !req
406. Thanks for being on the show!Copy !req
407. The Dance Lobsters asked us
to come over to their houseCopy !req
408. after the show and take a
jacuzzi and have some ribs!Copy !req
409. Sounds good to me,
let's go party with the lobsters!Copy !req
410. Dance Lobsters, see ya!Copy !req
411. Amanda Bynes, see ya!Copy !req
412. Amanda, please!Copy !req