The Amanda Show 1x7

Directed by Rich Correll

Penelope has over 50 phones with her to try and win a dinner with amanda in a radio contest... she wins... but then when the radio try's to phone her back, she doesn't know which phone to pick up. Judge Trudy has a date with a guy in a restaraunt, but the guy's parents come and Judge Trudy sentances them. Doreen and her dad sell weird soups... like toe nail soups and grandpa's foot hairs soup.

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1. If you're the ninth caller with the correct answer to our question,

2. you win dinner with Amanda!

3. So, stay close to your telephone and good luck!

4. Luck?

5. I'll need no luck!

6. I'm ready, please!

7. Boring!

8. Honey, this is great!

9. Call me!

10. Bye-bye!

11. Hey!

12. Light, light!

13. Shaboom!

14. Howdy, actors!

15. Gimme!

16. See ya!

17. Hammer time!

18. Shaboom!

19. Cool guy!

20. Love you, Dan!

21. Coming!

22. Hey!

23. An unbelievable show for you guys!

24. Am I interrupting her show?

25. Kinda.

26. I'm sorry.

27. See, I've been taking these karate lessons, but I cannot seem to break this board.

28. I see.

29. Hey!

30. Hey, you're a black belt in karate, aren't ya?

31. Yes, I am!

32. Well, you think maybe you could give me some pointers?

33. Well, it's...

34. my!

35. What?

36. I'm a big fan!

37. Thank you!

38. Why don't you show me your punch?

39. Okay.

40. Not bad, but you need to rotate your shoulder and keep your wrist straight.

41. You think maybe you could show me, or... Sure!

42. That was great!

43. Thanks!

44. Why don't you show me?

45. You sure?

46. Yeah!

47. Show me a shot!

48. Okay.

49. Grandmother can hit harder than that!

50. You really gotta get your weight into it, like this!

51. I see, I see!

52. Hey, would you mind showing me one of those spinning back kicks?

53. Sure!

54. Wonderful!

55. My jaw is broken!

56. It just takes practice.

57. Seriously, it's throbbing!

58. Thanks for the feeding, Amanda!

59. Cheers, guys!

60. Karate moves?

61. No!

62. Kids, what do you want for breakfast?

63. Cereal!

64. Meatloaf!

65. Cereal!

66. Meatloaf!

67. Can't you kids ever agree?

68. Whoop-de-dee!

69. Have a bowl of me!

70. Who are you?

71. I'm Loaf!

72. And I'm here to tell you about my yumtastic new cereal... Meatloaf Crunch!

73. Meatloaf Crunch?

74. Yeah!

75. It's turning the milk chocolaty!

76. That ain't chocolate!

77. That's gravy!

78. And don't forget about the prize inside!

79. Yeah!

80. I got lotion!

81. I got a mouse trap!

82. Hey!

83. Give me some Meatloaf Crunch!

84. Whoop-de-dee!

85. Have a bowl of me!

86. Hey!

87. Who's that?

88. Hi, Dad!

89. Meatloaf!

90. You guys!

91. Meatloaf!

92. Meatloaf!

93. Meatloaf!

94. Meatloaf!

95. Meatloaf!

96. Meatloaf!

97. Whoop-de-dee!

98. Have a bowl of me!

99. Yeah!

100. Meatloaf!

101. Meatloaf!

102. Meatloaf!

103. This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.

104. When you've got a beef, don't take the law into your own hands.

105. Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy.

106. Okay.

107. Rise up!

108. Sit, sit, sit.

109. Hello, I am Judge Trudy.

110. Now, Jason Fima, I understand you have a complaint against your parents.

111. Sure do, Judge Trudy.

112. His complaint is ridiculous!

113. Did I tell you it was your turn to speak, Mr. I-Can't-Keep-My-Mouth-Shut?

114. No.

115. Stay close, you yappa flapper!

116. Yappa flapper.

117. That's good.

118. Thank you.

119. Now, Jason, please tell me your complaint.

120. Well, I really wanted to visit Doozyland, the world's greatest amusement park.

121. Yes, I'm a big fan of Doozyland myself.

122. I'm kidding.

123. Well, it's pretty expensive, so I had to get some money.

124. He sold her house!

125. To circus people!

126. Why, Mr. Yappraham Lincoln!

127. But, Your Honor!

128. Sir, do you have a severe case of yapitis?

129. No.

130. Then shut your tongue holder!

131. What's wrong with you?

132. Judge Judy, I had to sell her house.

133. It's the only way I could get enough money to go to Doozyland.

134. That makes perfect sense.

135. He took 30 of his friends in a limo!

136. Zine!

137. What, did you want me to go alone?

138. Listen, young man, when I get you home...

139. Now, Jason, what did your parents do to you for simply trying to have some fun?

140. They cut my allowance from $20 a week to $19.

141. Wait, wait!

142. I was just trying to save enough money to get another house!

143. It's been raining!

144. Your dampness is irrelevant!

145. Mr. and Mrs. Fema, I hereby sentence you to

146. a cage match with two professional wrestlers!

147. Hi.

148. Judge Judy, I had a very... I'll bring you the next case.

149. The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom.

150. I wonder if they have any gum.

151. Amy Dremel, I understand you have a complaint against your mother.

152. You bet I do.

153. She keeps sending me to my room.

154. And why did your mother send you to your room?

155. Because I refused to kiss my Aunt Sophie.

156. And where is this so-called Aunt Sophie?

157. I'm Aunt Sophie.

158. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

159. Don't throw garbage at Aunt Sophie!

160. She didn't send this girl to her room!

161. Her mother did!

162. Throw garbage at her!

163. I'm pummeled with debris!

164. I did nothing wrong!

165. I should win this case!

166. Mrs. Dremel, approach the bench.

167. Come closer.

168. Closer.

169. A little closer.

170. Guess what.

171. What?

172. You lose!

173. It was a trick.

174. I know.

175. Now go back to your thing.

176. Hereby sentence you to one week locked up in a box with two contagious sick people.

177. Can I get some tissues or something?

178. And some lobsters.

179. These are the adventures of Amanda in Space!

180. Flying spaceship.

181. Holy moly, what was that?

182. Space station to Amanda, you are under attack!

183. Who attacked me?

184. It looks like a giant watermelon.

185. Giant watermelon?

186. Lasers locked on watermelon.

187. Lasers locked.

188. Fire lasers!

189. Watermelon destroyed.

190. Yep, not active.

191. Cruising through space.

192. Man, now what?

193. Space station to Amanda, you have been attacked by a giant bra.

194. Giant bra?

195. Lasers locked on bra.

196. Lasers locked.

197. Fire lasers!

198. Bra destroyed.

199. Yep.

200. Gee whiz, now what?

201. Space station to Amanda, you have been attacked by a giant toilet.

202. Giant toilet?

203. Lasers locked on toilet.

204. Lasers locked.

205. Fire lasers!

206. Toilet destroyed.

207. Yep.

208. I like space a lot.

209. Wait, mother, what was that?

210. Space station to Amanda, you have been attacked by a regular cheeseburger.

211. Regular cheeseburger?

212. That cheeseburger must be destroyed!

213. Lock lasers on target.

214. Negative!

215. Beaming cheeseburger aboard this ship.

216. Energizing!

217. Cheeseburger destroyed.

218. Yep.

219. Tune in again for the continuing adventures of Amanda in Space!

220. Thanks for having me, Amber.

221. And I'm extremely popular.

222. I'm Sheila, so back up.

223. My name's Tammy.

224. I'm an exchange student from Tennessee.

225. Your turn.

226. Sorry.

227. I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a large root beer.

228. We're doing the show Earth to Debbie.

229. Hi, Earth.

230. Okay, today in the girls' room, we're going to talk all about my campaign

231. for president of our school, Cabanga Junior High!

232. Go girls!

233. My daddy has a car.

234. You better check the date on your brain, because I think it expired.

235. Thanks.

236. Let's go over my campaign checklist.

237. Let's see.

238. Buttons.

239. Buttons.

240. Posters.

241. Posters.

242. Candy.

243. Hammers.

244. Hammers?

245. You bought hammers?

246. Debbie, you were supposed to get candy.

247. But hammers are so cute!

248. And look, I put a campaign slogan on the back to help you get elected.

249. Happy Hanukkah?

250. Happy Hanukkah.

251. As a child, were you dropped on your head?

252. Sure, lots of times.

253. Yep, you're a good figure.

254. Hey, Caroline!

255. Welcome to... The girls' room!

256. So, have you decided who you're voting for for president?

257. Well... Hammer?

258. So, you're voting for Amber, right?

259. I really haven't decided who I'm voting for.

260. Sheila, see if you can help this girl make up her mind.

261. In my office.

262. No, I don't...

263. okay, okay, okay.

264. Caroline, see you in study hall.

265. Okay, now it's time to review why you should vote for me

266. and not my far less popular opponent, Danielle Spencer.

267. Tammy, as an exchange student from Tennessee, I think

268. Danielle Spencer is both unqualified and unattractive.

269. I like eggs.

270. Anyways, that Danielle Spencer, she is so nasty.

271. She ought to just go somewhere else.

272. Hello.

273. Hello, Danielle Spencer.

274. Don't forget to vote for Amber for president!

275. Why would I vote for Amber when I'm running for president?

276. Happy Hanukkah!

277. You really don't think you're going to beat me, do you, Danielle Spencer?

278. You better quit worrying about me, Amber.

279. I just found out there's some new kid in school who's running for president, too.

280. Who?

281. Jamie Bradford.

282. Sheila, go find this Jamie Bradford and bring her into the girls' room.

283. Nothing to it but to do it.

284. How dare some new girl run against me?

285. Or me.

286. You know, she has, like, no chance.

287. Zero.

288. My mom uses a special ointment.

289. I found Jamie Bradford.

290. Bring her in.

291. Okay.

292. My gosh.

293. My gosh.

294. My gosh.

295. My hammers.

296. Like, Danielle Spencer and I have decided to

297. drop out of the race and give our support to...

298. Jamie Bradford!

299. For the girls' room.

300. Remember, I'm popular.

301. I'm bad.

302. I'm wrong to say.

303. Happy Hanukkah!

304. Okay,

305. coming up soon, it's the big Amanda trivia question.

306. Be caller number nine with the correct answer and you'll win dinner with Amanda.

307. Operator, please.

308. Operator.

309. Hello, I am Penelope Taint.

310. I'm Amanda's number one fan, please.

311. I'm calling to make sure that all 200 of my telephone lines are working correctly,

312. please.

313. They're working fine.

314. Excellent.

315. You know, I have my own Amanda website, www.amandaplease.com.

316. I'll show it to you.

317. View my laptop.

318. I can't see your laptop.

319. We're on the phone.

320. Quiet!

321. View my website.

322. Here you see the homepage, please.

323. This week there's an exclusive interview with Amanda's sweet mother.

324. I will now click upon it.

325. See on the left?

326. That's Amanda's mother's head.

327. She'll tell you things about her excellent daughter, Amanda.

328. Now I will click upon the Amanda video clip of the week.

329. Watch as Amanda names a tree.

330. Now name Herman.

331. I grant you the name Herman the tree.

332. Herman the tree is your name.

333. Herman, that's your name.

334. The tree named Herman.

335. Your name is Herman.

336. That was strange, but I enjoyed it.

337. Back to the homepage where you can find many excellent Amanda games.

338. So, isn't my Amanda website excellent?

339. It sounds great.

340. You know, one time I was surfing the web and I found this really interesting.

341. You're wasting my life.

342. From his garage, it's Toddling Kyle.

343. One time, I met this girl.

344. And I like really, really liked her.

345. So, I asked her to go out with me.

346. And she was all, no.

347. So, I figured she didn't like hear me.

348. So, I asked her again.

349. And she was all, no.

350. So, I like asked her like one more time.

351. And she said like, no.

352. Hey, Kyle.

353. Totally.

354. Hello, welcome to Super Duper.

355. Would you like to try one of our special soups?

356. Didn't this used to be an ice cream shop?

357. Yep.

358. We changed it.

359. Now we sell soups.

360. We realized that ice cream wasn't really our thing.

361. We're soup people.

362. Okay, I love soup.

363. What kind do you have?

364. Well, our special today is foot fungus chowder.

365. Foot fungus?

366. Made fresh.

367. I just scraped dad's feet this morning.

368. What other soups do you have?

369. Well, we have toilet chowder, tomato garbage, and noodles and poodles.

370. Noodles and poodles?

371. Alrighty.

372. Make her some.

373. Okay.

374. No, no, no, no, no.

375. Give me that animal.

376. Gross.

377. Daddy, she took our poodle.

378. Chin up, honey.

379. She probably just wants to go home and make some herself.

380. Okay, daddy.

381. Hello, welcome to Super Duper.

382. Would you like to try a free sample today?

383. Sure, I love free soup.

384. Okay.

385. Here you go.

386. This tastes odd.

387. What the?

388. There are pants in here.

389. Of course, that's underwear chowder.

390. Those were mine.

391. Aren't they cute?

392. No, they're disturbing.

393. Don't you people have any regular soup, you know, without underwear?

394. Sure, we have all kinds of soup.

395. We're soup people.

396. What flavor would you like?

397. I don't know.

398. Do you have pea soup?

399. Sure, one pea soup coming right up.

400. Here you go.

401. Okay.

402. This smells kind of odd, though familiar.

403. What's in this pea soup?

404. Well, let's just say I made it myself.

405. Did you see that, daddy?

406. Yes, you must be late for an appointment.

407. Hello, welcome to Super Looper.

408. Have you come for a refill?

409. No, I've come for an explanation.

410. You sold my wife this soup.

411. What seems to be the problem?

412. Look at it.

413. Yes, it's filled with hair.

414. Hair?

415. Well, what else would you expect to find in back hair soup?

416. Your grandfather makes it fresh himself.

417. We're going to make more soup?

418. Not now, grandpa.

419. I know where you live.

420. This is ridiculous.

421. I don't want elderly hair in my soup.

422. Okay, then would you like to try another soup for free?

423. No, I don't... free?

424. Well, sure.

425. Okay, I think you're going to love this.

426. Here you go.

427. It's good.

428. That is good.

429. What do you call it?

430. Lincoln Punch.

431. Why do you call it Lincoln Punch?

432. Satisfied customer.

433. We've done it again, honey.

434. We're soup people.

435. Answer to this question.

436. Hit me, baby.

437. What is Amanda's favorite...

438. Too easy.

439. It's quesadillas, please.

440. be caller number nine and...

441. Sorry, you're caller number three.

442. Musks are the lines.

443. It's quesadillas, please.

444. I must win this.

445. Number nine.

446. It's quesadillas, please.

447. You have a winner.

448. It is me, of course.

449. Okay, we're going to get our winner on the line.

450. Be the winner, please.

451. Hello?

452. Hello?

453. Hello?

454. Hello?

455. Dog.

456. See ya.

457. It looks like we can't reach our ninth caller, so let's go on to the tenth caller.

458. No, I'm the winner.

459. It's quesadillas.

460. Why do it?

461. Hello?

462. Amanda, please.