The Amanda Show 1x5

Directed by Rich Correll • Ken Whittingham

Amanda nearly doesn't make the show opening thanks to an unusual elevator. After that we see some remote control underpants. Mr Gullible (a subtitute teacher thats very gullible) is taken for granted and does things like giving the students $100 each and drinking fish water. There's also the star-studded audience awards, including best laughter, and least intelligent audience member.

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1. Excuse me.

2. Hey.

3. What's up?

4. Trees.

5. Boring.

6. Bye bye.

7. Great

8. show for you tonight.

9. We get to do so many different characters.

10. Excuse me.

11. I have to return this bra.

12. I think you're looking for the seventh floor.

13. This isn't ladies lingerie.

14. No, this is The Amanda Show.

15. We're on television.

16. Sorry.

17. It's okay.

18. Anyways, like I was saying, we have a fantastic show tonight.

19. And we get to do so many different things.

20. And I have so much fun doing this show because...

21. the dentist is on the 21st floor.

22. Anyways, like I was saying, we have a great show.

23. And I just love everything.

24. Excuse me.

25. Is this the bowling alley?

26. No, this is... Yeah, this is the bowling alley.

27. Stick around.

28. I'm going to show Andrew Keegan where the bowling alley is.

29. I'm tired of this car.

30. This truck bites.

31. If you're tired of cars and trucks, let's race underpants.

32. Underpants?

33. Remote control underpants.

34. Let's race.

35. Underpants tactic.

36. Go, underpants, go.

37. I'm going to win.

38. I'm going to win.

39. What the... Sorry, boys.

40. Pink is for girls.

41. Pretty sneaky, sis.

42. Remote control underpants in red, white... And pink.

43. How fast are your underpants?

44. It's time for a hillbilly moment.

45. Knock, knock.

46. Who's there?

47. Whiskbroom.

48. Whiskbroom who?

49. I'm going to hit you in the head with a whiskbroom.

50. That's a good one.

51. Hey, guys.

52. Our teacher's sick today.

53. We got a substitute.

54. Yeah.

55. Look.

56. Here he comes.

57. Alright, class.

58. Everyone take your seats.

59. Come on, study, study, study.

60. Come on, clear this aisle.

61. Suppose there was a fire drill.

62. Wouldn't very, very safe, now would it?

63. Alright.

64. Hello, class.

65. Hi.

66. My name is Mr. Gullible.

67. Alright, who threw that?

68. No one threw it, Mr. Gullible.

69. I think the cafeteria just blew up.

70. Really?

71. Yeah.

72. Okay, well then I'm not angry with any of you.

73. Hey, now.

74. Why did you chuck that melon?

75. I didn't chuck anything.

76. But I saw you chuck it.

77. Your glasses must be fogged up.

78. Really?

79. Yeah.

80. Yeah, yeah.

81. But I'm not wearing any glasses.

82. Yes, you are.

83. Really?

84. Yeah.

85. Okay.

86. Now, before we begin class, let's take attendance.

87. Adams?

88. Mr. Gullible?

89. Yes?

90. When our regular teacher takes attendance, she always

91. bangs her head up against a chalkboard between every name.

92. Really?

93. Yeah.

94. Yeah.

95. Okay.

96. Adams?

97. Here.

98. Baker?

99. Here.

100. Cornwell?

101. Cornwell?

102. Just assume the rest of you are already here, if that's alright.

103. And where are those children going?

104. They just graduated.

105. Really?

106. Yeah.

107. Yeah, yeah.

108. But they look so young.

109. Well, you're a very good teacher, Mr. Gullible.

110. Thank you.

111. Alright, let's begin class by looking in your textbooks in Chapter 7.

112. Mr. Gullible?

113. Yes?

114. Our regular teacher starts class by getting

115. up on her desk and dancing like a buffoon.

116. Really?

117. Yeah.

118. Okay.

119. Okay.

120. Okay.

121. Now, Chapter 7 is about President Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

122. My goodness!

123. What was that noise?

124. In our school, that means it's time for the teacher to eat all the chalk.

125. Really?

126. Yeah, gotta eat the chalk.

127. Okay.

128. Well, that's the way things are done around here.

129. I mean, I've never actually eaten chalk before,

130. but, you know, I guess it can't be too bad.

131. This tastes icky.

132. Well, when our regular teacher eats chalk, she

133. always washes it down with some water from the aquarium.

134. Really?

135. Yeah.

136. Well, if the regular teacher does it that way, I suppose I should, too.

137. Our regular teacher just sticks her head right in there.

138. Really?

139. Yeah, that's right.

140. Okay.

141. Okay.

142. I guess time's up.

143. Okay, see you tomorrow, class.

144. Wait, Mr. Gullible?

145. Yes?

146. Well, our regular teacher always gives each of us $100 at the end of class.

147. Really?

148. Yeah.

149. That's what she does.

150. Okay.

151. A hundred for you.

152. A hundred for you.

153. Amanda, you clean up your room right now!

154. But I'm watching TV.

155. Clean

156. Amanda, is your room clean up yet?

157. Time for a hillbilly moment.

158. Hey, knock-knock.

159. Who's there?

160. Beaver.

161. Beaver who?

162. I'm gonna hit you in the head with a beaver.

163. That's good news.

164. What is it, honey?

165. Daddy, there's a pirate!

166. Arr, she's gone.

167. Aye, let's steal her items.

168. Excuse me, people, where's Amanda?

169. We will ignore this person and continue stealing things.

170. Yes!

171. Arr!

172. Go away.

173. Where's Amanda?

174. Isn't she in this skit?

175. Skit?

176. What be a skit?

177. I'm a pirate.

178. Arr!

179. So am I.

180. Get off the stage.

181. Or we'll make you up the plank.

182. Arr!

183. Plank?

184. I see you know plank.

185. Where's Amanda?

186. That's it, we can't go on with this scene.

187. Can the director hear me?

188. Richard?

189. Rich, who is this girl?

190. I don't know.

191. You know, we're on television here.

192. Hello, citizens.

193. My name is Penelope Tate.

194. I'm Amanda's number one fan, please.

195. You know, you're really not supposed to be here.

196. You're wasting my life.

197. Security!

198. I have my own Amanda website, you know.

199. Really?

200. I'll show it to you on my computer.

201. It hangs from my neck.

202. See?

203. www.amandaplease.com. Here's the homepage, which changes every Thursday, please.

204. As you can see, there are many Amanda clickables to click upon.

205. This week, you can view things Amanda has sniffed.

206. Click, please.

207. Amanda sniffed this actual skunk in the smelling bee's gift.

208. I sniffed it, too.

209. The smell was unpleasant, please.

210. Now, let's click on a new feature.

211. The Amanda video clip of the week.

212. This week, you can see Amanda sing to an actual birdhouse.

213. Birdhouse, you are a birdhouse.

214. I love you, birdhouse.

215. Look at you, birdhouse.

216. Back to the homepage, where you'll see tons of other Amanda clickables to click upon.

217. That's actually a cool site.

218. I know.

219. Thank you, Blake.

220. Drake.

221. Same diff.

222. Hey, I didn't see much about me on that website.

223. You know, I'm on the show, too.

224. Don't care.

225. Where's Amanda?

226. Excuse me, why are you lifting my body?

227. Why do it?

228. Put me down, please.

229. Lower me.

230. Okay, pirate, I'll get you for coming into my room.

231. Hello?

232. Guys?

233. Johnny?

234. Drake?

235. Hello?

236. Is this scene over?

237. Guys?

238. We'll be right back.

239. From his garage, it's Totally Kyle.

240. One time, I was, like, walking to school because, you know, I have to go to school.

241. So, I'm, like, walking down the sidewalk, and I usually walk on...

242. this side of the street.

243. But there was a dead bird on it.

244. So, I moved to the other side.

245. Okay.

246. That was Totally Kyle.

247. Totally.

248. Yeah!

249. Hello!

250. Welcome to Scooper Dooper.

251. Would you like to try one of our special flavors today?

252. Sure.

253. What are they?

254. Well, today we have Rainbow Slime... Poisonous Chip... Gerbils and Cream.

255. Those flavors are disgusting.

256. Well, then maybe you'd like to try Mucus Pucus.

257. Mucus?

258. Yes, we're about to make some up right now.

259. Here you go.

260. Try it.

261. It's not bad.

262. Daddy, another person left without buying any ice cream.

263. Honey, it's okay.

264. You know, it takes a little while for a new place to catch on.

265. Here comes someone.

266. Hello!

267. Welcome to Scooper Dooper.

268. Thanks, you got any low-fat ice cream?

269. Sure do.

270. For you, we have low-fat Litterbox Bonanza.

271. Litterbox Bonanza?

272. Yep.

273. Don't forget the mix-ins.

274. Mix-ins?

275. It's already full of cat litter.

276. Yeah, but we can also add in nose hairs, dog hairs, fish heads, dandruff flakes.

277. Dandruff flakes?

278. Okay.

279. Scratch, girl, scratch.

280. You people are nauseating.

281. Dad, another person left without buying any ice cream.

282. I've got an idea.

283. Hello.

284. Welcome to Scooper Dooper.

285. Would you like to try a free sample?

286. Sure.

287. Go.

288. Eat it.

289. What's in this?

290. That's one of our special flavors, Chili Willy.

291. Made from all real beef chili.

292. Here, have some more.

293. I don't want ice cream covered in chili.

294. Then, why don't you try this?

295. Here you go.

296. It's not bad.

297. What is it?

298. Well, that's Lobster Tackle.

299. Did you see that?

300. She loved it.

301. She's running to go tell her mother.

302. Hello, welcome to Scooper Dooper.

303. Hi there, could I try a medium cup of Spider Crunch?

304. Sure can.

305. There you go.

306. There's actual spiders in this.

307. You're welcome.

308. Health inspector, health inspector.

309. I'm a health inspector.

310. Hey, look at this Spider Crunch ice cream they sold me.

311. This is completely unacceptable.

312. There are five spiders in this cup.

313. I'm sorry.

314. I'll add some more.

315. Here you go.

316. That's much better.

317. Here you go, son.

318. You people are kooky.

319. Kooky!

320. Thank you, sir.

321. Have a cone on the house.

322. Well, thank you.

323. This is good.

324. What's it called?

325. Cookies and Dynamite.

326. Cookies and Dynamite.

327. Thank you.

328. Another satisfied customer.

329. Daddy.

330. Okay, the show ain't over yet.

331. You guys have been such an amazing audience.

332. We're going to give out some awards.

333. And the first audience award goes to the best laugher.

334. And the best laugher in the audience is...

335. David Porter!

336. Congratulations, David.

337. Are you excited to win this award?

338. Okay.

339. The next

340. award is for the least intelligent person in the audience.

341. And the stupidest person here is... Ronnie M.

342. Bessel!

343. How are you, Ronnie?

344. This way.

345. This way.

346. Okay, we're giving you this award because you're

347. the least intelligent person in the audience.

348. Here you go.

349. Can I eat this?

350. No.

351. Well, I love you, Oprah.

352. It's Amanda.

353. No, I'm Ronnie.

354. Yes, you are.

355. Bye-bye, now.

356. Can I eat this?

357. The next award goes to the person who's traveled the farthest to come to the show.

358. And that person is...

359. Xenog from the Draxxon Galaxy.

360. Halfway so far to come see the show, Xenog.

361. Well, I'm not sure what that meant, but thanks.

362. You want me to travel to your planet?

363. Sure, why not?

364. Well, thanks for checking out the show.

365. I have to travel intergalactically.

366. See ya!