1. One and two and step and
turn and kick and spin.Copy !req
2. Ta-da!Copy !req
3. Perfect!Copy !req
4. Nice dancing, lobsters!Copy !req
5. Amanda, we need you in makeup.Copy !req
6. Sure.Copy !req
7. Why don't you lobsters run
it one more time without me?Copy !req
8. OK.Copy !req
9. Back, back, back, back!Copy !req
10. You're not a real lobster.Copy !req
11. Hello, please.Copy !req
12. What are you doing here?Copy !req
13. Sir, my name is Penelope Tate.Copy !req
14. I'm Amanda's number one fan, please.Copy !req
15. I have my own Amanda website.Copy !req
16. - www.amandaplease.com.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
17. You're www. comingwithme.Copy !req
18. But I'm Amanda's number one fan!Copy !req
19. I am!Copy !req
20. Boring.Copy !req
21. Look at that shot!Copy !req
22. Bye-bye.Copy !req
23. Hey!Copy !req
24. Like, like, like, like... Shaboom!Copy !req
25. Howdy, actors!Copy !req
26. Gimme!Copy !req
27. See ya!Copy !req
28. Camera time!Copy !req
29. Shaboom!Copy !req
30. Cool guys!Copy !req
31. Love you, Dan!Copy !req
32. Camera!Copy !req
33. Sound!Copy !req
34. Coming!Copy !req
35. Blank to blank!Copy !req
36. If anybody in the audience has any problems,
anything at all that's bothering you,Copy !req
37. let me know and we'll
get it cleared up, okay?Copy !req
38. About... You!Copy !req
39. Yeah, Amanda,
I've always wanted a littleCopy !req
40. sister and it bothers me
that I don't have one.Copy !req
41. One little sister?Copy !req
42. That's a tough one.Copy !req
43. I know!Copy !req
44. Hold on!Copy !req
45. I got a problem.Copy !req
46. I'm thirsty.Copy !req
47. Can you open up this soda for me?Copy !req
48. Sure!Copy !req
49. Appreciate it!Copy !req
50. Anybody else with a problem?Copy !req
51. You!Copy !req
52. Amanda, I'm having a
problem with my lawnmower.Copy !req
53. It just won't start.Copy !req
54. I'll check it out.Copy !req
55. Did you flush the carb?Copy !req
56. Yep!Copy !req
57. Gap the spark plug?Copy !req
58. This morning!Copy !req
59. Did you check to see if
there's a banjo stuck inside?Copy !req
60. No!Copy !req
61. This might be your problem!Copy !req
62. Have you kids finished your homework?Copy !req
63. Not yet, Mom!Copy !req
64. Can't we watch TV?Copy !req
65. Not until your homework's finished!Copy !req
66. I don't want to do homework!Copy !req
67. Who does?Copy !req
68. Hey!Copy !req
69. Let's call Homework Hut!Copy !req
70. Homework Hut!Copy !req
71. Homework Hut!Copy !req
72. Yeah!Copy !req
73. Homework Hut!Copy !req
74. Hi!Copy !req
75. I need one large book
report on Tom Sawyer!Copy !req
76. And how would you like that?Copy !req
77. Make it a B+.Copy !req
78. Alright!Copy !req
79. Anything else with that?Copy !req
80. I need a paper on Abraham Lincoln,
500 words, and make it a... an A-!Copy !req
81. No problem!Copy !req
82. We'll have your homework
there in 30 minutes or less!Copy !req
83. Alright!Copy !req
84. Here's your homework!Copy !req
85. Thanks, Homework Hut guys!Copy !req
86. Alright!Copy !req
87. Kids?Copy !req
88. Did you get your homework done?Copy !req
89. We sure did!Copy !req
90. Homework Hut!Copy !req
91. 30 minutes or less or
your next A is free!Copy !req
92. Alright!Copy !req
93. It's time for a hillbilly moment!Copy !req
94. Hey, knock knock!Copy !req
95. Who's there?Copy !req
96. Fish!Copy !req
97. Fish who?Copy !req
98. I'm gonna hit you on
the head with a fish!Copy !req
99. That's a good one!Copy !req
100. Yep!Copy !req
101. Welcome to our video store!Copy !req
102. How may I be helping you?Copy !req
103. I want to see the manager right now!Copy !req
104. Papa!Copy !req
105. This lady!Copy !req
106. She screams for you!Copy !req
107. Yaga!Copy !req
108. I am Gnocchi Blocchi!Copy !req
109. How may I be observing you?Copy !req
110. Yes, I rented these movies here
yesterday and I am very upset.Copy !req
111. This isn't Star Wars,
The Phantom Menace at all!Copy !req
112. No, no, no!Copy !req
113. Yesterday you did not ask for Phantom
Menace, you asked for Vantum Menace!Copy !req
114. Vantum?Copy !req
115. Well, just look at this movie,
play it!Copy !req
116. Yaga!Copy !req
117. I am upset with you!Copy !req
118. Now, because of this, I must
whack you with my saber of light!Copy !req
119. But the force, she is with me!Copy !req
120. If you whack me, I will whack
you back with my saber of light!Copy !req
121. That's not the real movie!Copy !req
122. Yes, it's better!Copy !req
123. This was my son Biscotti
and my daughter Blini!Copy !req
124. It's true!Copy !req
125. Thank you!Copy !req
126. If you wish for having my autograph,
I will sign my face for you!Copy !req
127. I don't want your signed face,
I just want the movie I asked for!Copy !req
128. But this is better!Copy !req
129. Much better!Copy !req
130. Better?Copy !req
131. No, it's just some lame video
that you shot at your house.Copy !req
132. Just like this movie too,
this is not The Wizard of Oz!Copy !req
133. No, no, no!Copy !req
134. You asked for The Wizard of Vaz!Copy !req
135. Vaz?Copy !req
136. Yes!Copy !req
137. This is better!Copy !req
138. Much better!Copy !req
139. Yeah?Copy !req
140. Just look at it!Copy !req
141. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
142. Dorothy!Copy !req
143. If I only had a brain,
I would have a brain!Copy !req
144. But now,
The Wizard of Vaz has give me brain!Copy !req
145. Toto too!Copy !req
146. NTM!Copy !req
147. NTM!Copy !req
148. I am over the rainbow!Copy !req
149. There is no place like my home!Copy !req
150. There is no place like my home!Copy !req
151. What was that garbage?Copy !req
152. The children,
they love for this movie!Copy !req
153. I was very good, yes?Copy !req
154. No, that wasn't The Wizard of Vaz, that was
just you and your brother in bad costumes!Copy !req
155. It's true!Copy !req
156. Thank you!Copy !req
157. How will you be paying me?Copy !req
158. Cash or charge?Copy !req
159. I'll pay you nothing!Copy !req
160. In fact, I'm going to report this
store to Blockbuster headquarters!Copy !req
161. No, no, no!Copy !req
162. We are not Blockbuster,
we are Blockblister!Copy !req
163. Blockblister?Copy !req
164. Yes!Copy !req
165. It's better!Copy !req
166. Much better!Copy !req
167. You people,
you make renting videos unpleasant!Copy !req
168. Unpleasant!Copy !req
169. Tell your friends!Copy !req
170. Be coming back again soon!Copy !req
171. Have a date!Copy !req
172. Yaga, welcome to our video store!Copy !req
173. How may I be helping you?Copy !req
174. I rented Austin Powers and
you people gave me this!Copy !req
175. Yaga!Copy !req
176. Austin Powders!Copy !req
177. Fragadelic!Copy !req
178. That's not Austin Powers!Copy !req
179. Yes, this movie is better!Copy !req
180. Much better!Copy !req
181. No, it's worse!Copy !req
182. That was just you and some
lousy homemade videos!Copy !req
183. It's true!Copy !req
184. Thank you!Copy !req
185. How you will be paying me?Copy !req
186. Cash or charge?Copy !req
187. I'll pay you with this!Copy !req
188. This lady, she spits upon us!Copy !req
189. Do not worry!Copy !req
190. In America, this must mean that
they are loving your fine acting!Copy !req
191. Let us watch more of you!Copy !req
192. Yaga!Copy !req
193. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
194. Very fragadelic!Copy !req
195. I am the Austin Powders!Copy !req
196. Behave!Copy !req
197. Hey!Copy !req
198. Sorry, Amanda!Copy !req
199. Mom!Copy !req
200. Billy!Copy !req
201. Sorry, Amanda!Copy !req
202. Sorry, Amanda!Copy !req
203. Mom!Copy !req
204. Mom!Copy !req
205. Billy left his bicycle!Copy !req
206. Scrubbing the foot!Copy !req
207. Mom!Copy !req
208. Billy left Swooper in the bathtub!Copy !req
209. Has anybody seen my
20-foot red-white shark?Copy !req
210. Shark!Copy !req
211. Billy!Copy !req
212. Just hug me!Copy !req
213. Okay!Copy !req
214. This is a special Halloween
edition of Judge Trudy!Copy !req
215. When you have a beef, don't take
the law into your own hands!Copy !req
216. Put your beef in the
hands of Judge Trudy!Copy !req
217. Get up!Copy !req
218. Good evening!Copy !req
219. I am Judge Trudy!Copy !req
220. - Now, I understand we have a Halloween
- related complaint here!Copy !req
221. Yeah!Copy !req
222. I got a big complaint!Copy !req
223. Let's hear it!Copy !req
224. Okay!Copy !req
225. Tonight, I was trick-or-treating
and what do I get?Copy !req
226. This!Copy !req
227. And what kind of diseased
person gave you that apple?Copy !req
228. Mrs. Shane!Copy !req
229. That lady right over there!Copy !req
230. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
231. Did I say it was alright to
go garbage at Mrs. Shane?Copy !req
232. Now, no one will go garbage
at anyone unless I say so!Copy !req
233. I'm just joking!Copy !req
234. Good!Copy !req
235. You may now go garbage at Mrs. Shane!Copy !req
236. Judge Trudy!Copy !req
237. Can you tell me exactly why I
am being pelted with garbage?Copy !req
238. Did you or did you not give this poor,Copy !req
239. defenseless child an apple
as a Halloween treat?Copy !req
240. Well, yes, I did!Copy !req
241. Alright!Copy !req
242. Then, that leads me to this question!Copy !req
243. What's the matter with you, woman?Copy !req
244. Look, I...
The question was rhetorical!Copy !req
245. Now, listen!Copy !req
246. On Halloween, kids want candy,
not your nasty, freakish fruits!Copy !req
247. Fruit is more healthful than candy!Copy !req
248. Yeah?Copy !req
249. Then why did you just give the girl a
load of broccoli for crying out loud?Copy !req
250. Look, Judge Trudy, I do not
know what's going on, but I...Copy !req
251. You know, I see your lips moving,
but all I hearCopy !req
252. is blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
- blah -blah-blah-blah!Copy !req
253. Look, I deserve to win this case!Copy !req
254. Really?Copy !req
255. Well,
here's a little joke I wrote for you!Copy !req
256. Knock-knock!Copy !req
257. Who's there?Copy !req
258. You lose!Copy !req
259. I fight in favor of the plaintiff,
Shelly Bond, in the amount of 4.Copy !req
260. 6 million dollars!Copy !req
261. I don't have that kind of money!Copy !req
262. Well, then I'll have to
confiscate your dress!Copy !req
263. What?Copy !req
264. Next case!Copy !req
265. Our next litigants are
entering the courtroom.Copy !req
266. See the pants that guy's wearing?Copy !req
267. I have those same pants.Copy !req
268. Young man,
please tell the court why you're here.Copy !req
269. Well,
I was trick-or-treating at this dude'sCopy !req
270. house,
and he yelled at me and my friends.Copy !req
271. It was upsetting.Copy !req
272. Why did you shout at this boy?Copy !req
273. I had good reason, Your Honor.Copy !req
274. That delinquent and his nasty little
friends threw eggs at my house.Copy !req
275. Lots of eggs.Copy !req
276. Everywhere was goo.Copy !req
277. Is this true?Copy !req
278. Yeah, I egged the dude's house.Copy !req
279. You see?Copy !req
280. You hear that?Copy !req
281. The little hooligan admitted it.Copy !req
282. So?Copy !req
283. So?Copy !req
284. Did it ever occur to you that this boy might
have had a reason for egging your house?Copy !req
285. Yeah, he might have had a reason.Copy !req
286. Reason?Copy !req
287. What possible reason could a young
person... Sir, do you like omelets?Copy !req
288. What?Copy !req
289. Omelets!Copy !req
290. Do you like omelets?Copy !req
291. Yes, I enjoy the occasional omelet.Copy !req
292. So, maybe this young
man was simply trying toCopy !req
293. make you an omelet and
deliver it to your house.Copy !req
294. Yeah, omelet!Copy !req
295. But there was no ham.Copy !req
296. No cheese.Copy !req
297. Maybe you would have gotten some
if you hadn't yelled at this kid.Copy !req
298. You got it, Tootie!Copy !req
299. Look, I know the score.Copy !req
300. He egged my house
because it's Halloween.Copy !req
301. I'll hallow you, ween!Copy !req
302. No!Copy !req
303. No!Copy !req
304. No!Copy !req
305. Listen!Copy !req
306. Listen!Copy !req
307. No!Copy !req
308. Listen to this poem!Copy !req
309. Roses are red, violets are blue!Copy !req
310. You lose!Copy !req
311. I'm not a fan of the play tip!Copy !req
312. Bailiff, put this man over your shoulder
and spin him until he's very uncomfortable!Copy !req
313. Yes, Your Honor.Copy !req
314. Goodness gracious!Copy !req
315. No!Copy !req
316. I mean, turn around!Copy !req
317. My God!Copy !req
318. We'll have to dismiss.Copy !req
319. Bring in the dancing lobsters.Copy !req
320. It's time for a hillbilly moment!Copy !req
321. Nom, nom!Copy !req
322. He's there!Copy !req
323. Cucumber!Copy !req
324. Cucumber!Copy !req
325. I'm gonna hit you in the
head with a cucumber!Copy !req
326. That was good!Copy !req
327. So,Copy !req
328. what were you trying to do, anyway?Copy !req
329. I want to meet Amanda.Copy !req
330. I'm her number one fan, please!Copy !req
331. I have my own Amanda website,
you know.Copy !req
332. Yeah?Copy !req
333. Yes.Copy !req
334. I could show it to you if these
handcuffs were unlocked, please.Copy !req
335. Alright.Copy !req
336. Alright.Copy !req
337. www.amandaplease.com. Here's the homepage,
which changes every week, you know.Copy !req
338. Here's a new feature.Copy !req
339. Click here to test your Amanda IQ.Copy !req
340. With tricky trivia like,
what are the names of Amanda's dogs?Copy !req
341. I know!Copy !req
342. Now click here and you'll see...
photos from my Amanda scrapbook.Copy !req
343. Here you see Amanda right
after she sucked a lemon.Copy !req
344. Note the puffer.Copy !req
345. Click, please.Copy !req
346. Back to the homepage where you'll see tons
of other Amanda clickables to click upon.Copy !req
347. This website is impressive.Copy !req
348. Hey!Copy !req
349. What's the deal?Copy !req
350. I'm sorry, sir, but I must
escape and meet Amanda, please.Copy !req
351. Fare thee well.Copy !req
352. Agitator!Copy !req
353. From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!Copy !req
354. One time, I found this rock,
like, in my driveway.Copy !req
355. So, I picked it up and
I took it to my room.Copy !req
356. And I set it on the table by my bed.Copy !req
357. And, like, the next morning,
my dad came in and said, like, Kyle!Copy !req
358. So I said, you know, what?Copy !req
359. And he goes, what's that rock
doing on the table by your bed?Copy !req
360. So I said, like, I don't know, dude.Copy !req
361. And then I went back to sleep.Copy !req
362. That was Totally Kyle!Copy !req
363. Totally!Copy !req
364. Marcy,
thanks for inviting me to this party.Copy !req
365. When do we get to go swimming?Copy !req
366. Dad, can we go swimming yet?Copy !req
367. No, honey,
not until our new neighbors get here.Copy !req
368. Well, where are the literals?Copy !req
369. That must be the literals now.Copy !req
370. Meet the literals!Copy !req
371. Hi!Copy !req
372. We're the literals!Copy !req
373. Hey there, I'm Leslie!Copy !req
374. Come on in!Copy !req
375. Leslie, won't you hop in there
with the girls and enjoy yourself?Copy !req
376. Okay!Copy !req
377. Hey there, I'm Leslie.Copy !req
378. Hey, what's that?Copy !req
379. Just a beautiful, beautiful ceiling.Copy !req
380. So it's nice to meet you, Leni.Copy !req
381. Put her there.Copy !req
382. All right.Copy !req
383. She's there.Copy !req
384. Now what?Copy !req
385. You're a jokester.Copy !req
386. No, actually, I'm an architect.Copy !req
387. Yeah.Copy !req
388. Could I get you two some iced tea?Copy !req
389. I'd love some.Copy !req
390. Coming right up.Copy !req
391. Lisa, hold this for a second.Copy !req
392. All right.Copy !req
393. One Mississippi.Copy !req
394. That's okay.Copy !req
395. I'll clean that up.Copy !req
396. Don't lift a finger.Copy !req
397. This is really good.Copy !req
398. Hey, I want some punch.Copy !req
399. All right.Copy !req
400. Marcy, punch for you.Copy !req
401. No, I'm good.Copy !req
402. Hey, you guys, guess who asked
me out to the school dance?Copy !req
403. Tell us.Copy !req
404. Well, he's on the football team.Copy !req
405. Who is it?Copy !req
406. Tell us.Copy !req
407. Yeah, spit it out.Copy !req
408. It was Timmy Bishop.Copy !req
409. Timmy Bishop?Copy !req
410. Get out.Copy !req
411. All right.Copy !req
412. Wait, where are you going?Copy !req
413. I'm getting out.Copy !req
414. She didn't mean you should go.Copy !req
415. Yeah, give me a break.Copy !req
416. All right.Copy !req
417. I can't believe Timmy
Bishop asked you out.Copy !req
418. I can't believe you broke my finger.Copy !req
419. Timmy Bishop is so hot.Copy !req
420. Really?Copy !req
421. I've never felt him.Copy !req
422. I just feel terrible
about breaking your glass.Copy !req
423. Yeah,
let me give you some money for it.Copy !req
424. No, no, bite your tongue.Copy !req
425. All right.Copy !req
426. Hey, hey, hey, cut it out.Copy !req
427. All right.Copy !req
428. Here, honey, give me your tongue.Copy !req
429. Stop it.Copy !req
430. Get a hold of yourselves.Copy !req
431. All right.Copy !req
432. Nice vase.Copy !req
433. So Timmy Bishop not only asked me to
dance, he asked me to be his girlfriend.Copy !req
434. You are so lying.Copy !req
435. Yeah, knock it off.Copy !req
436. All right.Copy !req
437. Hey, your vase broke.Copy !req
438. You can say that again.Copy !req
439. Hey, your vase broke.Copy !req
440. You know, I think I'm going to leave.Copy !req
441. I'll walk you out.Copy !req
442. I'll be right back.Copy !req
443. You just chill.Copy !req
444. Chill?Copy !req
445. All right.Copy !req
446. Hey, the vase broke.Copy !req
447. I better clean that up.Copy !req
448. Would you all give me a hand?Copy !req
449. You literals kill me.Copy !req
450. All right.Copy !req
451. Hooray, audience.Copy !req
452. So the lobsters and I have worked out a
little something special for you guys.Copy !req
453. Lobsters.Copy !req
454. Seven, eight.Copy !req
455. Please.Copy !req
456. There she is, impersonating a lobster.Copy !req
457. Thank youCopy !req
458. for checking out the show.Copy !req
459. I've got to go home
and rotate my tires.Copy !req
460. See ya!Copy !req