1. Hey, do we have a Judge
Judy sketch tonight?Copy !req
2. I don't know.Copy !req
3. I haven't read the script yet.Copy !req
4. Food's here!Copy !req
5. Alright!Copy !req
6. Dinner's on!Copy !req
7. Okay, Amanda, you had the pizza.Copy !req
8. R.Copy !req
9. Raquel had the turkey burger.Copy !req
10. Thank you.Copy !req
11. And Drake had the lobster.Copy !req
12. Nice going.Copy !req
13. Boring!Copy !req
14. Thank you.Copy !req
15. Darn it!Copy !req
16. Bye-bye!Copy !req
17. Hey!Copy !req
18. Like, like!Copy !req
19. Nick, Nick, Nick!Copy !req
20. Shaboom!Copy !req
21. Howdy, actors!Copy !req
22. Gimme!Copy !req
23. See ya!Copy !req
24. Camera time!Copy !req
25. Shaboom!Copy !req
26. Cool guys!Copy !req
27. Love ya, Dan!Copy !req
28. Camera!Copy !req
29. Coming!Copy !req
30. Hey!Copy !req
31. Blank to blank!Copy !req
32. Unlucky audience, because today
we have an amazing show for you.Copy !req
33. Hi!Copy !req
34. Can I help you?Copy !req
35. Yeah, I'm looking for an Amanda.Copy !req
36. I'm an Amanda.Copy !req
37. Sign for a package, please.Copy !req
38. What is it?Copy !req
39. It's a box, ma'am.Copy !req
40. Hi!Copy !req
41. Well, I guess I should open it.Copy !req
42. I'll go get my crowbar.Copy !req
43. I'll be back in a second.Copy !req
44. Hello, audience!Copy !req
45. My name is Penelope Taint.Copy !req
46. I'm Amanda's number one fan, please.Copy !req
47. I have my own Amanda website.Copy !req
48. I've seen it!Copy !req
49. - www.amandaplease.com.
- Thank you, please.Copy !req
50. Where's Amanda?Copy !req
51. She went that way, to get a tool.Copy !req
52. Amanda, please!Copy !req
53. Some crazy woman busted out of it.Copy !req
54. Like a... Like a crazy woman!Copy !req
55. Okay.Copy !req
56. Well, stick around.Copy !req
57. We'll be back in a second to do stuff.Copy !req
58. Hippopotamus.Copy !req
59. H-I-P-P-O-P-O-T-A-M-U-S?Copy !req
60. Right.Copy !req
61. Hello?Copy !req
62. Yeah, is your refrigerator running?Copy !req
63. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
64. Then you better go catch it!Copy !req
65. Man, I hate prank phone calls.Copy !req
66. Ditto!Copy !req
67. First, there was call return.Copy !req
68. Next, there was caller ID.Copy !req
69. Now, there's... call zap!Copy !req
70. Zap!Copy !req
71. Zap!Copy !req
72. Zap!Copy !req
73. Let's call zap him.Copy !req
74. Hello?Copy !req
75. Call zap!Copy !req
76. Prankers, beware.Copy !req
77. It's the Russellburgs!Copy !req
78. Yeah!Copy !req
79. WhyCopy !req
80. have you stopped us from
eating these hamburgers?Copy !req
81. You do not eat dinner until
your sister gets home!Copy !req
82. You understand me?Copy !req
83. You are late!Copy !req
84. Late!Copy !req
85. Late!Copy !req
86. Where have you been?Copy !req
87. I stayed after schlocked!Copy !req
88. Why not?Copy !req
89. Those jerks said I was unfamiliar.Copy !req
90. What chair did you use?Copy !req
91. I gave them the best chair!Copy !req
92. It goes ham!Copy !req
93. Punch him!Copy !req
94. Smack him in the...Copy !req
95. You do not!Copy !req
96. You destroy a lab like this!Copy !req
97. That is how you destroy a lab!Copy !req
98. That was a sissy punch!Copy !req
99. Now I must call you Captain Candy Pan!Copy !req
100. Don't talk to me that way, sister!Copy !req
101. What are you going to do about it,
brother?Copy !req
102. You want to meet me in a
no-holds-barred cage match?Copy !req
103. Anytime, sucker!Copy !req
104. Anytime!Copy !req
105. Now, sit down and eat, you two,
or I will pile-drive you both!Copy !req
106. Good gosh almighty!Copy !req
107. This hamburger is very tough!Copy !req
108. Extremely tough!Copy !req
109. I have to say,
this piece of meat is one of theCopy !req
110. toughest pieces of meat
I've ever had to face!Copy !req
111. What is wrong with you people?Copy !req
112. I have never seen a bigger bunch
of wimps in all my born days!Copy !req
113. If your meat is tough,
do something about it!Copy !req
114. Your mother is right.Copy !req
115. Hey, you're supposed to pay me!Copy !req
116. Pay ya?Copy !req
117. I'll pay ya!Copy !req
118. Good boy!Copy !req
119. Now lie down!Copy !req
120. Good boy!Copy !req
121. Now sing!Copy !req
122. Good boy!Copy !req
123. Now dance!Copy !req
124. Now make me some sushi!Copy !req
125. Good boy!Copy !req
126. Now disassemble yourselves!Copy !req
127. Good boy!Copy !req
128. Now sing!Copy !req
129. Good boy!Copy !req
130. Now reassemble yourself,
but as a sports car!Copy !req
131. Good boy!Copy !req
132. Now, let's go to the mall!Copy !req
133. The girls' room!Copy !req
134. The show where our guests are,
whoever walks in the girls' room!Copy !req
135. Okay, now I'm Amber, which most of you
already know because I'm extremely popular!Copy !req
136. I'm Sheila, get used to it!Copy !req
137. My name's Tammy, I'm an
exchange student from Tennessee!Copy !req
138. Speak, girl!Copy !req
139. When does the show start?Copy !req
140. When does your brain start?Copy !req
141. Don't be mean!Copy !req
142. Her name is Debbie!Copy !req
143. I'm Debbie!Copy !req
144. The show just started and she's
already twanging my last nerve!Copy !req
145. Thanks!Copy !req
146. As an exchange student from Tennessee,
I'd likeCopy !req
147. to say, Sheila,
you should put away your anger!Copy !req
148. And Debbie,
you should put away your stupid!Copy !req
149. Thanks, Tammy!Copy !req
150. I couldn't have said it better myself!Copy !req
151. Well, actually, I could have!Copy !req
152. But moving on, today on the girls' room
we're going to talk about the pop quiz Ms.Copy !req
153. Yambo gave us in math class!Copy !req
154. My name's Debbie, welcome to the show!Copy !req
155. Okay, back to the pop quiz.Copy !req
156. What was that word problem
about a train leaving Boston?Copy !req
157. I skipped that question
because trains confuse me!Copy !req
158. And what does it?Copy !req
159. As an exchange student from Tennessee,
I enjoy trains!Copy !req
160. And squirrel casseroles!Copy !req
161. It sounds like our
first guest is ready!Copy !req
162. Welcome to the girls' room!Copy !req
163. What?Copy !req
164. How did you feel about
Ms. Yambo's pop quiz?Copy !req
165. I think I did well!Copy !req
166. Yeah?Copy !req
167. But did you make cheerleader and pep squad
and go to the spring dance with Rick Allen?Copy !req
168. No!Copy !req
169. I did!Copy !req
170. True!Copy !req
171. You go, girl!Copy !req
172. I like eggs!Copy !req
173. Do you guys have permission to do a
cable show inside the girls' bathroom?Copy !req
174. No, but I gave myself permission
to push you out that door!Copy !req
175. Thank you for stopping by the girls'
room!Copy !req
176. Come back now!Copy !req
177. Some trains goCopy !req
178. You guys, it's the teacher!Copy !req
179. Boy, I love pop quiz!Copy !req
180. I just enjoy school in general!Copy !req
181. I love school, teachers,
and pop quizzes!Copy !req
182. Hey, train rhymes with stain!Copy !req
183. And it also rhymes with brain!Copy !req
184. Get one!Copy !req
185. Sounds like our next guest is ready!Copy !req
186. Hi, Ms. Yambo!Copy !req
187. Welcome to the girls' room!Copy !req
188. Hello, girls!Copy !req
189. Hey!Copy !req
190. So, are you going to interview
me on your bathroom show?Copy !req
191. Sure!Copy !req
192. Why don't you tell us about yourself?Copy !req
193. Well, I was born in Boise, Idaho...
Thanks for being on the show!Copy !req
194. Bye!Copy !req
195. See you later!Copy !req
196. Bye, Daddy!Copy !req
197. Okay, next topic!Copy !req
198. Josh Elliott!Copy !req
199. Josh Elliott so loves me!Copy !req
200. You are so crazy because he loves me!Copy !req
201. As exchange student from Tennessee!Copy !req
202. I think I saw Josh Elliott
looking at me in study hall!Copy !req
203. Study hall rhymes with... study hall!Copy !req
204. Anyways, let's find out who
Josh Elliott has a crush on!Copy !req
205. Okay!Copy !req
206. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
207. Ask him!Copy !req
208. Josh Elliott,
who do you have a crush on?Copy !req
209. None of you!Copy !req
210. Sheila, take care of him!Copy !req
211. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
212. Hey, take the water!Copy !req
213. Well, that's all the
time for the girls' room!Copy !req
214. And remember, I'm Pop!Copy !req
215. It's time for a hillbilly moment!Copy !req
216. Hey, knock knock!Copy !req
217. Who's there?Copy !req
218. Ragdoll!Copy !req
219. Ragdoll who?Copy !req
220. I'm gonna hit you in
the head with a ragdoll!Copy !req
221. That's a good one!Copy !req
222. ThisCopy !req
223. is very exciting!Copy !req
224. We're quite close to crowning this year's
champion in the regional smelling bee!Copy !req
225. Our next finalist is Celia Fargate.Copy !req
226. Celia?Copy !req
227. This is Ashmore.Copy !req
228. The next item, please.Copy !req
229. Chocolate cake with coconut
icing on top of a large fish.Copy !req
230. Identify the smell!Copy !req
231. It's a chocolate cake with...Copy !req
232. Vanilla icing and...Copy !req
233. It's on top of a large fish!Copy !req
234. I'm sorry.Copy !req
235. That's incorrect.Copy !req
236. The icing was indeed coconut.Copy !req
237. Well, it appears that we are
now down to two contestants.Copy !req
238. The smells will now become difficult.Copy !req
239. Good luck.Copy !req
240. Sniff well.Copy !req
241. Mrs. Ashmore, the next item, please.Copy !req
242. A skunk in a sneaker.Copy !req
243. Identify the smell!Copy !req
244. It's an old woman.Copy !req
245. A lonely, lonely old woman.Copy !req
246. I'm sorry.Copy !req
247. That's Mrs. Ashmore.Copy !req
248. Mrs. Ashmore, please step aside.Copy !req
249. Very lonely!Copy !req
250. All right!Copy !req
251. Heather, smell.Copy !req
252. All right.Copy !req
253. It's definitely an animal
in some sort of footwear.Copy !req
254. It's a skunk in a sneaker!Copy !req
255. Wait.Copy !req
256. Left foot or right?Copy !req
257. Left!Copy !req
258. Correct!Copy !req
259. You smell good!Copy !req
260. Thank you.Copy !req
261. Nobody smells more than me!Copy !req
262. All right.Copy !req
263. Isn't she precious?Copy !req
264. Mrs. Ashmore, the next item, please.Copy !req
265. A pair of dirty,
sweaty army boots with a spoiled glassCopy !req
266. of milk in one shoe and a
rotten egg in the other.Copy !req
267. Okay.Copy !req
268. Really big underwear...Copy !req
269. that haven't been washed in two weeks!Copy !req
270. Mrs. Ashmore, please step aside!Copy !req
271. Adam?Copy !req
272. This smells even worse
than Mrs. Ashmore!Copy !req
273. Why say it?Copy !req
274. Identify the smell.Copy !req
275. Okay.Copy !req
276. It's a pair of dirty, old,
sweaty army boots with a spoiledCopy !req
277. glass of milk in one shoe and
a rotten egg in the other.Copy !req
278. Correct!Copy !req
279. There is some exceptional
smelling going on at this feet.Copy !req
280. Mrs. Ashmore, the next item, please.Copy !req
281. A hobo with a sandwich.Copy !req
282. Heather, it is under your nose.Copy !req
283. It's definitely some
sort of freeloader.Copy !req
284. It's either a vagrant or a hobo.Copy !req
285. I'm a hobo with a sandwich!Copy !req
286. Can you be more specific?Copy !req
287. Tuna salad, chopped celery,
and way too much mayo.Copy !req
288. Correct!Copy !req
289. Can I keep the sandwich?Copy !req
290. No!Copy !req
291. I see we're out of time.Copy !req
292. To determine our winner, we will
go into a sudden death smell-off.Copy !req
293. Our smellers will sniff the same item,
andCopy !req
294. the first to correctly
identify the item wins.Copy !req
295. Mrs. Ashmore.Copy !req
296. Contestants, identify the smell.Copy !req
297. I guess there won't be a winner
in this year's... this year's...Copy !req
298. Mrs. Ashmore,
would you mind lowering your eyes?Copy !req
299. From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!Copy !req
300. One time, I went to my grandmother's
house, and she's, like, really, really old.Copy !req
301. And she made me, like, this oatmeal for
breakfast, which was weird, because ICopy !req
302. don't usually, like,
eat oatmeal for breakfast.Copy !req
303. So I was all freaking out.Copy !req
304. But then I remembered.Copy !req
305. I was at my grandmother's house.Copy !req
306. Okay.Copy !req
307. That was Totally Kyle!Copy !req
308. Totally!Copy !req
309. Amanda?Copy !req
310. No, I'm Jennifer.Copy !req
311. I'm the costume designer for the show.Copy !req
312. Don't care.Copy !req
313. I want to see Amanda.Copy !req
314. And who are you?Copy !req
315. My name is Penelope Tink.Copy !req
316. I just happen to be Amanda's
number one fan, please.Copy !req
317. Do you have a backstage pass?Copy !req
318. Yes.Copy !req
319. Can I see it?Copy !req
320. No.Copy !req
321. I have my own Amanda website,
you know.Copy !req
322. www.amandaplease.com.
Here, I'll show it to you.Copy !req
323. On this actual computer.Copy !req
324. See?Copy !req
325. Here's the homepage,
which I update every Thursday, please.Copy !req
326. Now, if you click here,
you can see Amanda's baby pictures.Copy !req
327. Look!Copy !req
328. There's Amanda when she was a baby.Copy !req
329. Nope, the binky.Copy !req
330. Here's Amanda as a small pine tree.Copy !req
331. Her tiny face is
surrounded by green fabric.Copy !req
332. Click!Copy !req
333. And here you see little
Amanda on her tricycle.Copy !req
334. A three-wheeled vehicle.Copy !req
335. Back to the homepage where you'll see tons
of other Amanda clickables to click upon.Copy !req
336. Very impressive website.Copy !req
337. I know.Copy !req
338. Where's Amanda?Copy !req
339. She's in there getting dressed.Copy !req
340. Costumes!Copy !req
341. Locked!Copy !req
342. I'm kinda hungry.Copy !req
343. Are you guys hungry?Copy !req
344. Yeah!Copy !req
345. Audio audience!Copy !req
346. You just missed them.Copy !req
347. Your words confuse me.Copy !req
348. Explain, please.Copy !req
349. Well, Amanda took everybody
over to her house.Copy !req
350. For what?Copy !req
351. A party.Copy !req
352. Balloons and snacks and such.Copy !req
353. Snacks?Copy !req
354. Yep.Copy !req
355. Maybe chicken wings.Copy !req
356. But I've gotta meet Amanda!Copy !req
357. I'm her number one fan, please!Copy !req
358. Would you do a puppet show for me?Copy !req
359. No.Copy !req
360. That's whack!Copy !req
361. Amanda!Copy !req
362. Wait!Copy !req
363. Please!Copy !req
364. I'm your number one fan!Copy !req