The Amanda Show 1x1

Directed by Ken Whittingham

Today we meet up with Penelope, Amanda's biggest fan, who gets turned away at the door due to a mix-up. Meanwhile, Amanda makes her entrance by helicopter. The show starts right here. Guest starring Kenan Thompson and Josh Server (From ""All That""), delivering a pizza and good wishes for Amanda's new show.

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1. I've got to see the Amanda show.

2. I'm Amanda's biggest fan.

3. I came all the way from Switzerland.

4. I brought Amanda this corn chowder.

5. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

6. Hey, get back in line.

7. Sir, apparently you don't realize who I am, please.

8. My name is Penelope Tate.

9. I just happen to be Amanda's number one fan, please.

10. Yeah, yeah.

11. Everybody's her number one fan.

12. Yeah?

13. Does everybody have Amanda's face tattooed on their abdomen?

14. You're going to the back of the line.

15. But I'm Amanda's biggest fan.

16. I have my Ormanda website.

17. Wait, wait.

18. OK, only room for three more.

19. Where's Amanda?

20. The Amanda show will begin momentarily.

21. We want Amanda.

22. We've got to fly towards Nickelodeon.

23. Please hurry.

24. I've got a show to do.

25. Nickelodeon?

26. Are you one of them Rugrats?

27. No, I'm Amanda.

28. Amanda Bynes.

29. I wish you were one of them Rugrats.

30. Amanda!

31. Amanda!

32. Excuse me.

33. Excuse me.

34. Hi, I'm one of the regular cast members on Amanda's show.

35. My name is Johnny Caseer.

36. You ain't Amanda.

37. Hey, there's a stage down there.

38. You better land.

39. Hello?

40. Hey, hey, what's your deal?

41. I'm sorry.

42. I took a lot of cough medicine this morning.

43. Cough medicine?

44. Yeah.

45. That stuff will knock you loopy.

46. Listen, I realize that I'm not Amanda, but I don't think it's necessary to...

47. Why?

48. Hey, it's Amanda!

49. Heart bunnies.

50. Orange.

51. Dino door.

52. Bye-bye.

53. Nick, Nick.

54. Shabo!

55. Gimme.

56. See ya.

57. Hammer time.

58. Shabo!

59. Hey, names.

60. Love ya.

61. Camera.

62. Sound.

63. Heaven.

64. Take them all out.

65. Blank to blank.

66. Look out.

67. Cool people.

68. It's like a dream come true because on a regular show, you never...

69. What's that noise?

70. People,

71. I'm Helpy Tate, Amanda's number one fan, please.

72. I have my own Amanda website, www.amandaplease.com.

73. Who are you, please?

74. I'm Nancy.

75. I'm not familiar with you.

76. I'm one of the actors on the show.

77. You're wasting my life.

78. Where's Amanda, please?

79. She's doing the show.

80. And everyone here on the show really makes me feel at home.

81. The only thing missing is my room.

82. She misses her room!

83. Amanda wants her room!

84. How many people just stand there when Amanda has not fulfilled desire?

85. I'll be back, please.

86. Hey, yo, Amanda.

87. Since you're the star of the show, do you think you can have a pizza

88. delivered in under 30 seconds by two of your favorite TV stars?

89. Get me a banana nut muffin.

90. Okay, now come on.

91. There is no way that I could get a pizza delivery.

92. We brought you a pizza.

93. That is so sweet.

94. Yeah, and we brought you some flowers.

95. Thanks.

96. You guys are the best.

97. Thank you.

98. And here's your muffin.

99. Muffin dough.

100. I love you, man!

101. We just came to wish you good luck on your show tonight, sweetie.

102. Thank you.

103. Yeah, break a leg.

104. Thanks.

105. Bye.

106. How many times has this happened to you?

107. Well, never again, because now there's the pedestrian airbag.

108. The pedestrian airbag works for roller blades.

109. It works for nerds.

110. Sort of.

111. The pedestrian airbag even works on disgusting boys.

112. Can I kiss your face?

113. Well...

114. She's okay.

115. The pedestrian airbag works for roller blades.

116. Pedestrian airbag, from the makers of The Inflatable Friend.

117. Yeah!

118. This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.

119. When you've got a beef, don't take the law into your own hands.

120. Put your beef in the hands of Judge Trudy.

121. Okay.

122. All rise!

123. Sit down, I am Judge Trudy.

124. Now, Wait.

125. Excuse me.

126. You're the judge?

127. No, I'm a bowl of fruits.

128. You're just a kid.

129. Overruled!

130. Now, Curtis McPean, you have a complaint against Principal Thorne.

131. Yeah, I do.

132. He made me stay after school.

133. No!

134. Hey, Judge Trudy!

135. These kids are throwing garbage at me!

136. Sir, I cannot be responsible if you choose

137. to stand in the way of their flying garbage.

138. Put you on her!

139. Silence!

140. Now, Curtis, please tell me why Sir Yappenheimer over here kept you after school.

141. Well, you see, we're studying, flotation in science class,

142. and I wanted to do an experiment.

143. He pushed my car into the swimming pool.

144. Shut your jingles off, Thorne, or I'll hold you in contempt of court.

145. What does that mean?

146. It means to shut your face hole, Mr. Yappamatic!

147. Continue.

148. Well, I just wanted to see if his car would float.

149. It was a brand new car.

150. Now it's wet, and I hate moisture.

151. I just don't see what I did wrong.

152. You snuck out of study hall, you went to the faculty

153. parking lot, and pushed my car into the swimming pool.

154. That's he-essay!

155. I saw him do it!

156. That's sauc!

157. I object!

158. Approach the bench!

159. Yes?

160. Put your hand in this drawer.

161. Why?

162. Put it!

163. Judge Chudy, I only did it for science.

164. Perfectly reasonable.

165. There's nothing reasonable about a moist sport utility vehicle.

166. It was practically homework.

167. Now, what punishment did Principal Yaptastic impose on you for doing your homework?

168. He made me stay after school.

169. What kind of monster are you?

170. But, but, but, but, but!

171. Look, we can but-hay all day, but you're still gonna lose.

172. I fined Babe of the Playtip, that's you, an amount of $85,000.

173. What?

174. Eighty-five?

175. I don't have $85,000!

176. Well, then you're going in the leopard cage!

177. Leopard cage?

178. Philip?

179. I'm allergic to cat hair.

180. Come on, this is a joke, right?

181. You can't be serious!

182. I'm uncomfortable!

183. Next!

184. The litigants for our next case are entering the courtroom.

185. See them?

186. That's them.

187. OK, what's your complaint?

188. Well, I was playing baseball in the house and I broke the TV, two vases and the dog.

189. And what did your parents do about this?

190. We merely asked her to please not do that again.

191. No!

192. Unbelievable!

193. Wait a second!

194. Time for a butt-shutting!

195. Court dismissed!

196. Bring in the dancing lobsters!

197. Everybody, dance now!

198. Tune in next week for more of Judge Trudy!

199. And so, children, George Washington led the revolution

200. largely because he loved basketball and men named Arthur.

201. Amanda!

202. Pay attention or I will send you to the principal's office.

203. Now!

204. George Washington had both wooden teeth and formidable leadership skills!

205. Can't take it!

206. Can't take it anymore!

207. Make her stop!

208. Why must she speak?

209. I know what to do.

210. I brought a song!

211. Come here, you!

212. Little glue!

213. Get the sheep!

214. Here, sheep!

215. I did things.

216. If only it were real.

217. Clutz residence.

218. Hi, Stephanie.

219. Yeah, I'm watching it.

220. This is the one where she gets hit with a football and it breaks her nose.

221. My nose!

222. Not a problem.

223. Hi, sweetie.

224. I'm home from the supermarket.

225. Hop-de-doo!

226. Not a problem.

227. Candy, could you help me with these groceries?

228. Sure, Mom.

229. Is your father home?

230. Yeah, he's upstairs.

231. Goodie, Carl!

232. Hi, honey!

233. I didn't know you were hop-de-doo!

234. Not a problem.

235. Hey, pickles!

236. These look tasty.

237. Not a problem, Dad.

238. See, she bought two jars.

239. Not a problem.

240. Honey, I bought that new chair.

241. It's in the hallway by the elevator.

242. Back in a flash.

243. Hop-de-doo!

244. Not a problem.

245. Hi, puppy.

246. Not a problem.

247. Help me set the table, will you, honey?

248. Sure, Mom.

249. Got the chair, honey, coming through!

250. All burned out.

251. Your brother can change it.

252. Carter!

253. Coming, Mom!

254. Hop-de-doo!

255. Not a problem.

256. What you need?

257. Son, could you change that light bulb there?

258. Sure, Dad.

259. This is...

260. Not a problem.

261. Hey, let's go out for dinner.

262. Excellent idea, honey.

263. You know, we could go out or stay in or whatever, as long as we, the Klutzes,

264. are together as a family.

265. Group hug?

266. Hey,

267. Katie, throw me those car keys, would you?

268. Sure, Dad.

269. Not a problem.

270. I'll get them.

271. There it is on the ledge.

272. Hold my feet, will you, family?

273. Sure.

274. Okay, a little lower.

275. A little lower.

276. Careful.

277. A little lower.

278. Almost got it.

279. Almost.

280. A little lower.

281. Got him!

282. And...

283. Not a problem.

284. young Master Blake.

285. Are we dining alone this evening?

286. No, I have a date.

287. A first date?

288. Why, yes.

289. There she is now.

290. She's as pretty as a tissue.

291. Randall.

292. Wonderful to see you again, Cynthia.

293. Why, thank you.

294. Two ginger ales.

295. On the rocks, please.

296. Right away, sir.

297. Thank you.

298. I'm excited.

299. So, how was your day?

300. Lovely.

301. I had a ballet recital and then I bought a Mozart CD.

302. Mozart.

303. Here I am.

304. For the lady and for the gentleman.

305. Lovely.

306. Thank you.

307. I'm away.

308. Burp.

309. Wonderful.

310. So, what is your favorite piece by Mozart?

311. That's difficult to say.

312. My goodness, I'm itchy.

313. I think Beethoven...

314. Itch is quite persistent.

315. May I borrow your fork?

316. My fork?

317. Much better, thanks.

318. Hello.

319. The chef has prepared a special appetizer for you.

320. Pork puffs.

321. Sniff them.

322. I go.

323. Yes, that's... that's quite a lot of pork.

324. That?

325. Yes, you don't want to hurt your precious bottom.

326. Yes, my mistake.

327. So, you mentioned the ballet.

328. Have you been dancing long?

329. Long?

330. I'll say.

331. Look at these calluses.

332. This one's the size of a doorknob.

333. Yes, that one is quite... bulbous.

334. You should have it removed.

335. I'll remove these myself.

336. I have a portable callus sander.

337. I'll burn this callus right off.

338. Here we are.

339. Spaghetti with clams and other fancy items one might find in sauces.

340. Thank you.

341. This certainly looks yummy.

342. Doesn't it, though?

343. My, this is excellent pasta.

344. Cynthia, please... Hey, do you mind if I go to the bathroom?

345. No, go right ahead.

346. Thank you.

347. I thought you were going to the bathroom.

348. I am.

349. It's time for a poem by Mother Caboose.

350. There once was a girl named Katie Beth Sue With hair of gold and eyes of blue She

351. picked flowers by day Fed the hungry at night She was thoughtful and kind And did

352. everything right She lived by the shore In a quaint

353. little hut With a smile on her face And a sore on her butt

354. Her nose was enormous Her ears were big Ears were humongous.

355. She had P.O.

356. and bat breath and underarm fungus.

357. She had the face of a dog and the mouth of a pig.

358. Her pants were too small and her bra was too big.

359. She wore glasses so large they had windshield wipers

360. and under her dresses were fluffy white diapers.

361. She was mean and obnoxious and always quite rude.

362. She went to her junior high dance in the nude.

363. Since she never wore shoes, she had many a blister.

364. People would ask her, what's wrong with you, sister?

365. Her teeth were so yellow...

366. Her teeth were...

367. Anyway, I'll choose some people from the audience.

368. They can pick whatever they want to see, okay?

369. You.

370. I want to see you name all 50 states backwards while punching an astronaut.

371. Excuse me, please.

372. I'm Felipe Taint.

373. Amanda's number one fan, please.

374. I need to see Amanda.

375. She's like busy.

376. She's doing the show.

377. Washington!

378. Virginia!

379. Vermont!

380. Hey, can we help you?

381. You know, we're part of the cast, too.

382. That doesn't interest me, please.

383. I'm a fan of Amanda.

384. I've got to see her.

385. She misses her room, so I brought it.

386. Follow my body.

387. You built an exact replica of Amanda's room?

388. No, that's her actual room, please.

389. I went to her house, got it, and brought it here.

390. Had to use a saw.

391. I'll just take this.

392. I have my own Amanda website, you know.

393. I'll show it to you on Amanda's actual computer.

394. Watch this.

395. Okay, www.amandaplease.com.

396. Here's the home page.

397. See?

398. Amanda, please.

399. That's Amanda's head.

400. Now you click on my face to find out about me, Penelope.

401. See?

402. Here's me.

403. And here's a picture of Amanda that I stole.

404. Now click here and you can see Amanda's actual chewing gum.

405. I got it out of Amanda's garbage.

406. So, what do you guys think of my website?

407. Come with us.

408. But, I'm Penelope Tate!

409. I'm Amanda's biggest fan!

410. Her face is tattooed on my belly!

411. And I have my own Amanda website.

412. www.amandaplease.com.

413. Wait!

414. No!

415. Arizona!

416. Alaska!

417. Three lobsters!

418. See ya!

419. Amanda, please.