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3. I came all the way from Switzerland.
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4. I brought Amanda this corn chowder.
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7. Sir, apparently you don't
realize who I am, please.
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8. My name is Penelope Tate.
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9. I just happen to be Amanda's
number one fan, please.
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11. Everybody's her number one fan.
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12. Yeah?
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13. Does everybody have Amanda's
face tattooed on their abdomen?
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17. Wait, wait.
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19. Where's Amanda?
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20. The Amanda show will
begin momentarily.
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21. We want Amanda.
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22. We've got to fly towards Nickelodeon.
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25. Nickelodeon?
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26. Are you one of them Rugrats?
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27. No, I'm Amanda.
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28. Amanda Bynes.
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29. I wish you were one of them Rugrats.
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30. Amanda!
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31. Amanda!
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32. Excuse me.
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33. Excuse me.
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34. Hi, I'm one of the regular
cast members on Amanda's show.
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36. You ain't Amanda.
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37. Hey, there's a stage down there.
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38. You better land.
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39. Hello?
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40. Hey, hey, what's your deal?
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41. I'm sorry.
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42. I took a lot of cough
medicine this morning.
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43. Cough medicine?
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44. Yeah.
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45. That stuff will knock you loopy.
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46. Listen, I realize that I'm not Amanda,
but I don't think it's necessary to...
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47. Why?
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48. Hey, it's Amanda!
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49. Heart bunnies.
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50. Orange.
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51. Dino door.
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52. Bye-bye.
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53. Nick, Nick.
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54. Shabo!
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55. Gimme.
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56. See ya.
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57. Hammer time.
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58. Shabo!
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59. Hey, names.
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60. Love ya.
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63. Heaven.
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65. Blank to blank.
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66. Look out.
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67. Cool people.
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68. It's like a dream come true because
on a regular show, you never...
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69. What's that noise?
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70. People,
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71. I'm Helpy Tate,
Amanda's number one fan, please.
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72. I have my own Amanda website,
www.amandaplease.com.
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73. Who are you, please?
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74. I'm Nancy.
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75. I'm not familiar with you.
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76. I'm one of the actors on the show.
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77. You're wasting my life.
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78. Where's Amanda, please?
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79. She's doing the show.
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80. And everyone here on the show
really makes me feel at home.
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81. The only thing missing is my room.
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82. She misses her room!
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83. Amanda wants her room!
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84. How many people just stand there
when Amanda has not fulfilled desire?
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85. I'll be back, please.
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86. Hey, yo, Amanda.
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87. Since you're the star of the show,
do you think you can have a pizza
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88. delivered in under 30 seconds by
two of your favorite TV stars?
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89. Get me a banana nut muffin.
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90. Okay, now come on.
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could get a pizza delivery.
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92. We brought you a pizza.
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93. That is so sweet.
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94. Yeah, and we brought you some flowers.
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95. Thanks.
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96. You guys are the best.
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97. Thank you.
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98. And here's your muffin.
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99. Muffin dough.
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100. I love you, man!
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101. We just came to wish you good luck
on your show tonight, sweetie.
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102. Thank you.
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104. Thanks.
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105. Bye.
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106. How many times
has this happened to you?
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107. Well, never again, because now
there's the pedestrian airbag.
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108. The pedestrian airbag
works for roller blades.
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109. It works for nerds.
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110. Sort of.
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111. The pedestrian airbag even
works on disgusting boys.
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112. Can I kiss your face?
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113. Well...
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114. She's okay.
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115. The pedestrian airbag
works for roller blades.
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116. Pedestrian airbag, from the
makers of The Inflatable Friend.
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117. Yeah!
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118. This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.
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119. When you've got a beef, don't
take the law into your own hands.
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120. Put your beef in the
hands of Judge Trudy.
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121. Okay.
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122. All rise!
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123. Sit down, I am Judge Trudy.
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124. Now, Wait.
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125. Excuse me.
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126. You're the judge?
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127. No, I'm a bowl of fruits.
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128. You're just a kid.
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129. Overruled!
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130. Now, Curtis McPean, you have a
complaint against Principal Thorne.
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131. Yeah, I do.
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132. He made me stay after school.
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133. No!
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134. Hey, Judge Trudy!
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135. These kids are throwing garbage at me!
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136. Sir,
I cannot be responsible if you choose
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137. to stand in the way of
their flying garbage.
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138. Put you on her!
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139. Silence!
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140. Now, Curtis, please tell me why Sir
Yappenheimer over here kept you after school.
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141. Well, you see, we're studying,
flotation in science class,
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142. and I wanted to do an experiment.
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143. He pushed my car into
the swimming pool.
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144. Shut your jingles off, Thorne,
or I'll hold you in contempt of court.
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145. What does that mean?
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146. It means to shut your face hole,
Mr. Yappamatic!
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147. Continue.
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148. Well, I just wanted to see
if his car would float.
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149. It was a brand new car.
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150. Now it's wet, and I hate moisture.
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151. I just don't see what I did wrong.
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152. You snuck out of study hall,
you went to the faculty
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car into the swimming pool.
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154. That's he-essay!
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157. I object!
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158. Approach the bench!
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159. Yes?
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161. Why?
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162. Put it!
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163. Judge Chudy,
I only did it for science.
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164. Perfectly reasonable.
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165. There's nothing reasonable about
a moist sport utility vehicle.
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166. It was practically homework.
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167. Now, what punishment did Principal Yaptastic
impose on you for doing your homework?
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168. He made me stay after school.
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169. What kind of monster are you?
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170. But, but, but, but, but!
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171. Look, we can but-hay all day,
but you're still gonna lose.
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172. I fined Babe of the Playtip,
that's you, an amount of $85,000.
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173. What?
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174. Eighty-five?
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175. I don't have $85,000!
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176. Well,
then you're going in the leopard cage!
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177. Leopard cage?
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178. Philip?
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179. I'm allergic to cat hair.
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180. Come on, this is a joke, right?
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181. You can't be serious!
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182. I'm uncomfortable!
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183. Next!
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184. The litigants for our next case
are entering the courtroom.
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185. See them?
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186. That's them.
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188. Well, I was playing baseball in the house
and I broke the TV, two vases and the dog.
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189. And what did your
parents do about this?
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190. We merely asked her to
please not do that again.
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191. No!
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192. Unbelievable!
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193. Wait a second!
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194. Time for a butt-shutting!
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195. Court dismissed!
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196. Bring in the dancing lobsters!
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197. Everybody, dance now!
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198. Tune in next week for
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199. And so, children,
George Washington led the revolution
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200. largely because he loved
basketball and men named Arthur.
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201. Amanda!
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202. Pay attention or I will send
you to the principal's office.
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203. Now!
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204. George Washington had both wooden
teeth and formidable leadership skills!
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205. Can't take it!
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206. Can't take it anymore!
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207. Make her stop!
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208. Why must she speak?
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209. I know what to do.
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211. Come here, you!
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214. Here, sheep!
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217. Clutz residence.
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218. Hi, Stephanie.
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219. Yeah, I'm watching it.
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220. This is the one where she gets hit
with a football and it breaks her nose.
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221. My nose!
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222. Not a problem.
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224. I'm home from the supermarket.
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225. Hop-de-doo!
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227. Candy, could you help
me with these groceries?
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228. Sure, Mom.
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230. Yeah, he's upstairs.
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231. Goodie, Carl!
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232. Hi, honey!
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234. Not a problem.
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235. Hey, pickles!
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236. These look tasty.
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237. Not a problem, Dad.
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238. See, she bought two jars.
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240. Honey, I bought that new chair.
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241. It's in the hallway by the elevator.
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242. Back in a flash.
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243. Hop-de-doo!
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245. Hi, puppy.
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246. Not a problem.
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247. Help me set the table,
will you, honey?
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249. Got the chair, honey, coming through!
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250. All burned out.
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251. Your brother can change it.
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252. Carter!
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253. Coming, Mom!
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254. Hop-de-doo!
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255. Not a problem.
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256. What you need?
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257. Son, could you change
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273. Sure.
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277. A little lower.
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281. Got him!
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283. Not a problem.
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284. young Master Blake.
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301. I had a ballet recital and
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303. Here I am.
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309. Wonderful.
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318. Hello.
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special appetizer for you.
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320. Pork puffs.
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323. Yes, that's...
that's quite a lot of pork.
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hurt your precious bottom.
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328. Have you been dancing long?
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333. Yes, that one is quite... bulbous.
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337. I'll burn this callus right off.
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338. Here we are.
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339. Spaghetti with clams and other fancy
items one might find in sauces.
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340. Thank you.
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343. My, this is excellent pasta.
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do you mind if I go to the bathroom?
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348. I am.
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349. It's time for a poem
by Mother Caboose.
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350. There once was a girl named Katie Beth
Sue With hair of gold and eyes of blue She
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351. picked flowers by day Fed the hungry at
night She was thoughtful and kind And did
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by the shore In a quaint
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face And a sore on her butt
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354. Her nose was enormous Her ears
were big Ears were humongous.
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356. and bat breath and underarm fungus.
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357. She had the face of a dog
and the mouth of a pig.
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358. Her pants were too small
and her bra was too big.
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359. She wore glasses so large
they had windshield wipers
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360. and under her dresses
were fluffy white diapers.
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361. She was mean and obnoxious
and always quite rude.
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362. She went to her junior
high dance in the nude.
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363. Since she never wore shoes,
she had many a blister.
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364. People would ask her,
what's wrong with you, sister?
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366. Her teeth were...
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people from the audience.
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they want to see, okay?
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370. I want to see you name all 50 states
backwards while punching an astronaut.
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371. Excuse me, please.
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373. Amanda's number one fan, please.
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374. I need to see Amanda.
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376. She's doing the show.
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378. Virginia!
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379. Vermont!
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380. Hey, can we help you?
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382. That doesn't interest me, please.
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383. I'm a fan of Amanda.
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384. I've got to see her.
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385. She misses her room, so I brought it.
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386. Follow my body.
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387. You built an exact
replica of Amanda's room?
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388. No, that's her actual room, please.
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389. I went to her house, got it,
and brought it here.
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you know.
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393. I'll show it to you on
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395. Okay, www.amandaplease.com.
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398. Amanda, please.
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399. That's Amanda's head.
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400. Now you click on my face to
find out about me, Penelope.
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401. See?
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402. Here's me.
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of Amanda that I stole.
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404. Now click here and you can see
Amanda's actual chewing gum.
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405. I got it out of Amanda's garbage.
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what do you guys think of my website?
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408. But, I'm Penelope Tate!
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409. I'm Amanda's biggest fan!
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410. Her face is tattooed on my belly!
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411. And I have my own Amanda website.
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412. www.amandaplease.com.
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