The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 3x3

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Tom Kenny as Copbot / Interviewer (voice) • Rob Paulsen as Llama / Butch / Squirrel (voice) • Carolyn Lawrence as Cindy Vortex (voice) • Crystal Scales as Libby Folfax (voice) • Frank Welker as Goddard / Special Vocal Effects (voice)

Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?

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1. Gotta Blast!

2. Help!

3. Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON

4. "Enter the completely 'legitimate'

5. Hollywood Screenplay Contest."

6. "Winning script will get made

7. by famous Hollywood director."

8. "If you can read this sign, you, too, can write a movie."

9. What a scam!

10. You would enter a lame contest like that?

11. Just because you couldn't enter it...

12. Why couldn't I?

13. Oh, please, when they were passing out creativity,

14. you were locked in the little nerds' room.

15. Remember his awful short story?

16. "Call it fate," Ursula said, finishing her pastrami sandwich.

17. "No," Lance said, "Call it binomial expansion."

18. And remember his painting?

19. And remember his opera?

20. Don't even...

21. That was horrible.

22. Yeah, don't go there.

23. You rule math and science,

24. but have the creativity of a tree stump.

25. Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

26. Cut. Exit scene.

27. Fade out.

28. What's he talking about?

29. Got me— that was creepy.

30. I'll show those guys.

31. How hard can it be to write a "screenplay?"

32. Wait a minute, I have to approach this scientifically.

33. Goddard, download the most successful movies

34. and let me watch them at hyperspeed.

35. I'm king of the...

36. Precious...

37. May the force be...

38. Home...

39. Box of chocolates...

40. There is no try...

41. Nemo!

42. To infinity and...

43. We left Kevin!

44. And your little dog, too!

45. Go to blast.

46. So, what's your movie about, Libs?

47. My movie's called Cappuccino Jones.

48. Hip Hop singer by day,

49. fashion designer FBI agent by night.

50. Well, my movie's about a handsome, buff llama rancher

51. who's in love with a beautiful older woman

52. named Judy.

53. Hey, isn't Jimmy's mom named Judy?

54. Uh... no, I made that name up.

55. I couldn't think of anything,

56. so I just stapled some pages of the phone book together.

57. I call it, Attack of the People Named Frank Johnson!

58. Mine's about a beautiful blonde girl

59. who gets perfect grades and is extremely popular.

60. So it's a work of fantasy.

61. Very hilarious.

62. And what did Mr. No Talent write?

63. Ah, just a little something I call

64. The World's Greatest Movie.

65. And that's a wrap.

66. Cut. Print it.

67. Man, what is wrong with him?

68. Seven?

69. A monkey?

70. Creamed corn?

71. No!

72. The answer is "George Washington"!

73. Excuse me, Miss Fowl,

74. we have a call from Quentin Smithee in Hollywood.

75. He's chosen the winner of the screenplay contest.

76. Yes!

77. Quentin, baby.

78. Sheen here.

79. I knew you'd love it.

80. What do you think about the title?

81. "Jimmy Won, You Imbecile"?

82. That's a dumb title!

83. Give me that.

84. Hello.

85. Thanks, Mr. Smithee.

86. Okay...

87. See you soon.

88. Ciao.

89. Hmm, seems I won the contest.

90. Anything you'd like to say... Cindy?

91. I'm very happy for you.

92. Cindy, stop clawing your desk!

93. Now that you're a big Hollywood screenwriter,

94. are you going to remember us little people?

95. And your name is, uh...

96. Oh, I'm just kidding.

97. It's Rob, right?

98. My name is Quentin Smithee,

99. and I'm here to rock your cinematic world.

100. Mr. Neutron, let me just say that this is

101. the best action-adventure- science-fiction-fantasy-

102. martial arts-historical-romance script I've ever read.

103. Thanks!

104. And I have a surprise for you all.

105. I'm shooting the entire movie in Retroville.

106. But Mr. Smithee, my story takes place in London,

107. the Atlantic Ocean, a mythical world and Texas.

108. Retroville doesn't look like any of those.

109. It's called paint, cheap and in a can.

110. As far as casting,

111. this script is too real for actors,

112. so I'll use the actual residents of Retroville.

113. I want you, you, you, you and... you.

114. I'm in the movie, too?

115. This is so great!

116. I'm a movie star!

117. I'll be bigger than Erik Estrada.

118. Now, for my crew:

119. Who wants to spend long hours for no money

120. doing whatever I tell you to?

121. Me! I do! I do!

122. See you on set tomorrow at 6:00.

123. Please let me be in your movie.

124. I'll do anything— anything!

125. Sure, you can be... Donut Boy.

126. Now get off my car.

127. Is the movie called The Adventures of Donut Boy?

128. No, you bring donuts to the set.

129. Now, get off my car!

130. I pretend to be Donut Boy,

131. but actually I'm an undercover cop

132. who lives by his own rules— I love it!

133. Can you drop me off at my house?

134. Uh... this is fine.

135. See you tomorrow!

136. Libby, you look ten years younger in this makeup.

137. What? I don't want to look one.

138. Oh, these costumes are scrumptious!

139. You just can't go wrong with basic black.

140. Ready to make some magic, people?

141. Hook them up.

142. Bolbi hooking up.

143. Okay, okay, now, now for this scene, right,

144. you'll be suspended on microscopic safety wires.

145. Uh, shouldn't we be using stunt people for this?

146. What, you mean fake it?

147. No way, cool actors do their own stunts.

148. I don't want to be cool.

149. This scene is supposed to take place

150. on a ship in the Atlantic Ocean.

151. And?

152. We're on a roof.

153. He not only writes,

154. he has eyeballs.

155. What a find!

156. Bolbi say, "Quiet, set!"

157. Light go on!

158. Camera roll!

159. Mr. Smithee, how do I start this thing?

160. I have no idea.

161. Just keep pushing buttons until something happens.

162. And...

163. Um, director dude,

164. I'm picking up a weird gurgling sound.

165. Cut!

166. So I didn't have any breakfast.

167. I was kind of nervous about the movie...

168. Donut Boy!

169. Are you ready for my scene?

170. Okay, I've been practicing— listen.

171. I got your cream-filled, double-glazed right here.

172. Yeah. Feed it!

173. Ow.

174. Hmm...

175. You, go jump in a lake.

176. To practice for the big underwater scene? Gotcha.

177. And action!

178. Zero, you are the chosen one.

179. The world is a computer simulation.

180. Now, let's take a cruise on this brand new ocean liner!

181. Forget the cruise— today we fight.

182. Quick, quick, grab hands!

183. He's got sticky doughnut stuff all over him!

184. Hurry up, Jimmy!

185. Ow...

186. That was unsettling.

187. Another few seconds and we'd have been toast.

188. Yeah, not the good kind of toast either—

189. with the chewy crust and real butter on the top...

190. You think Smithee knows what he's doing?

191. Of course he does!

192. You guys just don't know how true artists work.

193. What a shame. So glad no one got hurt.

194. Accidents will happen. Isn't movie making thrilling?

195. Okay, moving on! Next scene.

196. Bolbi say, move, people!

197. Time is the money!

198. Okay, okay, now, in this scene you begin a quest

199. to find the mystical and all-powerful Lord of the Rugs.

200. Uh, this scene was supposed to take place

201. on a misty mountaintop with everyone riding white stallions.

202. Yeah, yeah, but when I read it,

203. it just screamed "roller coaster."

204. But when I wrote it...

205. Oh, writer versus director...

206. Hmm, I win. Hey, wait a minute.

207. This is a love scene?

208. I have to kiss... Neutron!

209. Bolbi say shoot film!

210. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Smithee.

211. We wants it. We needs it.

212. We must have the precious doughnut ring.

213. No, no, master, not listening.

214. I hate you.

215. I hate you, too.

216. Donut Boy, take a hike!

217. So I look sweaty for the action scenes?

218. Love it!

219. You planned this all along, Neutron.

220. You wanted to kiss me.

221. Hey, hey, hey, I didn't know

222. any of us were going to be in this movie.

223. But make sure you do justice to the material.

224. Just remember I'm acting.

225. I'm not enjoying this.

226. And action!

227. One rug to rule them all, one rug to bind them,

228. one rug to bring them all

229. and one rug to cover up that spot

230. in the living room.

231. Kiss me, my love,

232. before we are attacked by dinosaurs,

233. aliens, pirates and gladiators!

234. Wait! Stop! What?

235. Oh, you big-headed...

236. Oh, I was in the moment!

237. We're about to fly off the tracks!

238. Hold on!

239. Goddard, deploy crash pad.

240. Everybody, jump on three!

241. Where's my stunt double?

242. One, two, three...

243. Oh, are you okay?

244. I'm so sorry; heads will roll.

245. See you tomorrow— bring smiles.

246. We just almost got killed again.

247. If it wasn't for the free food, I'd quit!

248. You can't quit my movie, I mean, our movie.

249. Who is this Quentin Smithee, anyway?

250. Has anyone ever heard of him?

251. Of course— he's very famous.

252. He made that movie... you know,

253. with that actor, and it had that scene.

254. Goddard, data check: Quentin Smithee.

255. "No match."

256. He's a young, fresh, undiscovered talent?

257. Darn that Jimmy Neutron!

258. Well, another little "accident"

259. on the set will take care of that.

260. I will destroy Jimmy Neutron and his friends

261. or my name isn't...

262. Professor Finbar Calamitous.

263. Ho-ho-ho.

264. Pretending to make a movie

265. to get rid of Jimmy Neutron and his pesky friends is genius.

266. They ruined my plans before, but they will not ruin this one.

267. Just a...

268. Oh, um...

269. Just a minute!

270. Mr. Smithee,

271. we have a little problem.

272. The other actors want to quit.

273. Why?

274. It was either falling off the 40-story building

275. or almost crashing on the roller coaster.

276. Oh, what a bunch of babies!

277. I know— I told them making great art can be dangerous,

278. but they won't listen.

279. I'll speak to the others.

280. Okay, you guys, look.

281. I know you've almost been killed twice in the past 24 hours.

282. But that was the past— it's a new day, a new scene.

283. Any questions?

284. Um, yes.

285. Are you going to finish that croissant?

286. Knock yourself out.

287. Let me assure you

288. that nothing can possibly go wrong in this next scene,

289. because it's a big musical number.

290. We get to sing and dance?

291. And shake our tail feathers?

292. Hold on— there's no musical number in my script.

293. Studio wanted it.

294. You'll love it.

295. Hey, Quentin!

296. Is this the scene

297. where Donut Boy sings the Donut Boy theme song?

298. That's me, yeah.

299. Got a creamy filling.

300. No, this is the scene where you get lost!

301. Donut Boy goes missing to increase the suspense?

302. I love it!

303. Bye-bye now.

304. All right, let's do this!

305. Five, six, seven, eight!

306. Yah-cha-cha-cha!

307. And now for the big finish.

308. Stay down!

309. I can take them out with my watch!

310. Curse that Jimmy and his inventions.

311. How hard can it be to eliminate five obnoxious kids?

312. Sorry!

313. Those hats must have been left over

314. from When Hats Attack.

315. I am out of here!

316. Your script is not worth getting killed over.

317. Yeah— maybe wounded, but not killed!

318. The odds of another accident

319. happening are 1,456,782 to one.

320. Hmm...

321. Nah!

322. But... but my movie...

323. Sorry, did I say "my" again?

324. We can get other actors, right?

325. No, no— impossible— they're irreplaceable.

326. Cindy is Princess Butterface.

327. No, we got to get all of them back.

328. Okay, I'll get them.

329. They're not going to stop this movie.

330. We're not dead yet.

331. No, but you will be.

332. Okay, I'm not saying I would have won the Oscar,

333. but I would have been nominated.

334. There you all are.

335. Look, I know we've had some minor mishaps,

336. but I'll guarantee your safety.

337. We have to finish my movie.

338. Our movie!

339. Right.

340. Sam, another round on me.

341. Come on, you could be movie stars.

342. Think of it: limousines, swimming pools...

343. Monkeys?

344. By the barrel full.

345. I'm in!

346. No way— forget it.

347. We almost got killed three times.

348. Just think of the Hollywood parties,

349. with those little weenies on the little buns.

350. Designers begging you to wear their clothes.

351. Your face on a screen 20 feet high.

352. And the monkeys!

353. Tell me about the monkeys, Jim.

354. Monkeys as far as the eye can see.

355. So will you do it for your old pal?

356. Will you do it for the Jimster?

357. No!

358. But—

359. we'll do it for the fame and fortune.

360. And the monkeys!

361. Are they spider monkeys?

362. Can they open up bananas with their teeth?

363. Okay, okay, okay,

364. okay, okay, okay, okay— the climax of our film.

365. This is where you become magicians,

366. visit a dinosaur park and rescue the ruby slippers.

367. What?

368. He wrote it.

369. I just direct.

370. All right, I decided

371. to set this scene in the 13th century,

372. and they didn't have watches,

373. so I'll take this, and here's your magic wand.

374. This isn't left over from a movie called,

375. When Sticks Shoot 50-Foot Flames, is it?

376. Goddard, analyze.

377. It's just a piece of wood.

378. That reminds me.

379. I know how sensitive

380. a robotic dog's ears can be.

381. You!

382. Get that mutt off the set!

383. Striking the doggy!

384. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay— follow me.

385. Uh... Quentin, I noticed you made

386. some changes to this scene—

387. 87 to be exact— and there's no ending.

388. Oh, yeah, there'll be an ending, trust me.

389. But shouldn't we know what it is?

390. Oh... let's just have fun with it.

391. Lights, camera, action!

392. So, you are the evil one

393. whose name is really hard to pronounce.

394. Yes, and this is the end of you, Perry Bladder.

395. Klaatu Barada Nikto!

396. Oh, crumpets!

397. What's the matter with this?

398. Nothing ever works.

399. Oh, why can't I ever...

400. Finish anything?

401. The half-eaten croissant; he forgot to write an ending;

402. no record of "Quentin Smithee's

403. he didn't know how to start the camera— it's...

404. Professor Finbar Calamitous.

405. And welcome to the last scene of the movie and your lives.

406. Quentin, baby!

407. I'm back and I'm ready for my next big scene!

408. Gramps, have you seen Quentin around here?

409. Help!

410. Help!

411. Ooh, I bet this is the scene

412. where Donut Boy saves the day.

413. Come on, big, giant, uh, slither beast!

414. Taste the sugary fury of Donut Boy!

415. Butch, you getting the good side?

416. Donut Boy, you've made your last delivery.

417. Wait a minute.

418. Donuts!

419. No, thanks.

420. No, the gooey glaze of those donuts

421. could short-circuit the wiring on that snake.

422. Dad, throw your donuts in the snake's mouth!

423. I don't think my character would do that!

424. All right, you're the writer.

425. Eat donuts, you fiend!

426. Honey-glazed!

427. Chocolate!

428. Chocolate with sprinkles!

429. Lemon custard!

430. No! No, no, no, no!

431. No!

432. No...!

433. Oof!

434. I hate show business.

435. Oof!

436. Cut! That's a wrap.

437. That was totally cool!

438. Yeah, well, you know I'd love to stay and chat,

439. but I'd better get back to the house

440. and wait for my fan mail.

441. Get me out of here!

442. No, problem.

443. I'll get you out there

444. and back to your nice, warm jail cell!

445. I'll get you, Jimmy Neutron,

446. and when I do, I'm going to do something really...

447. Well, evil, of course.

448. That goes without saying.

449. I'll have to get back to you on the specifics.

450. Well, it looks like Calamitous

451. only did my screenplay to destroy us.

452. I guess I don't have any artistic talent.

453. Nope!

454. Still, it's too bad

455. we couldn't finish the movie.

456. Hey, maybe we can.

457. We still have the camera and film.

458. This time we'll do it exactly the way I wrote it.

459. No way!

460. This time we do our movies.

461. Judy, my love, this ranch and all my llamas

462. could be yours if you'd marry me.

463. I can't.

464. I'm too blonde, too smart and too popular.

465. Hold up, y'all.

466. Cappuccino Jones is here

467. to bring the sass and kick out the jams.

468. Behold, I am the Monkey King.

469. I command you all to dance!

470. Dance, I say!

471. Dance!

472. So what do you want me to say now?

473. Got to blast!