1. Gotta Blast!Copy !req
2. Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEONCopy !req
3. Engines down! Losing power!
Abandon ship!Copy !req
4. You're enjoying
that massage chairCopy !req
5. a little too much.Copy !req
6. Set boosters on "Lower back"!
Engage!Copy !req
7. Thanks for taking us
miniature golfing
on Mercury, Jimmy.Copy !req
8. Hey, you want some of
my extra orange juiceCopy !req
9. my mom packed me?Copy !req
10. Thanks, Carl...Copy !req
11. but we're not home yet.Copy !req
12. I still have to steer usCopy !req
13. past the Van Patten
Radiation Belt.Copy !req
14. Ha! Neutron probably
thought the low gravityCopy !req
15. would throw off my backswing.Copy !req
16. Wrong! As usual.Copy !req
17. Hey! How about
instead of bragging,Copy !req
18. you thank me for
inviting you along
at all?Copy !req
19. You're right, Jimmy.Copy !req
20. Thank you... for letting me
kick your butt on the back nine!Copy !req
21. What is your problem,
Vortex?Copy !req
22. What's your problem?Copy !req
23. Oh, I think you do
have a problem.Copy !req
24. It's so hard to digest
when they argue like that.Copy !req
25. All this space travel
has given me a zit!Copy !req
26. I need vanishing cream.Copy !req
27. You can't admit that
I smoke you in athletics.Copy !req
28. Oh, yeah?
You want to go right now?Copy !req
29. Bring it on, Brain Boy!Copy !req
30. I need more vanishing cream.Copy !req
31. I got to get me one of these!Copy !req
32. Getting angry,
Neutron?Copy !req
33. What's...Copy !req
34. happening?Copy !req
35. We flew straight into
the Van Patten Radiation Belt!Copy !req
36. Systems are off line!Copy !req
37. Hold on, everyone!Copy !req
38. Everybody okay?Copy !req
39. Yeah, except for my head
and my trick knee.Copy !req
40. My scapula, though,
surprisingly seems fine.Copy !req
41. That could've been bad.Copy !req
42. Exposure to
Van Patten rays
has been knownCopy !req
43. to cause weird
mutations.Copy !req
44. Fortunately, there doesn't seemCopy !req
45. to be any adverse
side effects.Copy !req
46. What?Copy !req
47. Dude, that is
one wicked sunburn.Copy !req
48. Huh? Holy Heisenberg!Copy !req
49. This isn't sunburn.Copy !req
50. The Van Patten rays
altered my skin pigment!Copy !req
51. Hey! A little
help over here?Copy !req
52. Cindy, the rays
affected you, too!Copy !req
53. So I'm super-strong.Copy !req
54. I'm still not going
to hold this thing all day!Copy !req
55. This is all very interesting,Copy !req
56. but I need to find the
Little Crash Survivors' Room.Copy !req
57. What'd I miss?Copy !req
58. Sheen, the rays have
given you the powerCopy !req
59. to vibrate
at super-fast speed!Copy !req
60. Sweet! But I think
they also shrunk my bladder.Copy !req
61. Excuse me.Copy !req
62. Wait a minute.Copy !req
63. Where's Libby?Copy !req
64. Open your eyes,
girlfriend.Copy !req
65. I'm right
in front of you.Copy !req
66. Hey, I was invisible.Copy !req
67. Cool!Copy !req
68. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
69. You know, Milwaukee has
very clean rest rooms.Copy !req
70. I think I see what happened.Copy !req
71. You all got super powers
based on what you were doingCopy !req
72. when the Van Patten rays hit.Copy !req
73. And you just
turned orange?Copy !req
74. How lame is that!Copy !req
75. It's not lame!Copy !req
76. Maybe my cells store
massive amountsCopy !req
77. of vitamin C or something.Copy !req
78. Mmm. He does have a
pleasing, fruity aroma.Copy !req
79. Guys, get serious.Copy !req
80. We've all been endowed
with incredible power.Copy !req
81. And I say we use that
power to attack Tokyo!Copy !req
82. Guys, come on—
pick up the pace.Copy !req
83. Sheen's right!Copy !req
84. Except for the part about Tokyo.Copy !req
85. We have been given
incredible power.Copy !req
86. But we should use it
to fight crime.Copy !req
87. Why didn't I think of that?Copy !req
88. You mean...
become superheroes?Copy !req
89. I hate to admit it,
but that would be cool.Copy !req
90. I can fight crime,
but I have to be home by 5:30.Copy !req
91. Stack hands, everyone.Copy !req
92. We need to make
a solemn vow.Copy !req
93. Let those who
do evil beware!Copy !req
94. From this day forth,
we shall be knownCopy !req
95. as the Fantastic League of
Justice-Bringing Avenging Men!Copy !req
96. Excuse me?Copy !req
97. And Two Girls.Copy !req
98. Bad move,
citizen.Copy !req
99. Huh?Copy !req
100. Failing to separate
your recyclablesCopy !req
101. is a Class 7 misdemeanor.Copy !req
102. Who are you?Copy !req
103. Why do you smell all fruity?Copy !req
104. Who am I?Copy !req
105. I'm your worst nightmare.Copy !req
106. N-Men, assemble!Copy !req
107. Invisible Sister
present!Copy !req
108. Vibrating Lad
ready for battle!Copy !req
109. Can Burp Boy sit
down for a minute?Copy !req
110. Special Girl reporting!Copy !req
111. By the way, Neutron,Copy !req
112. who said you could issue
a corny battle cry?Copy !req
113. And where do you
come up with "N-Men"?Copy !req
114. "N" for Neutron.Copy !req
115. I am the team's
brainy leader.Copy !req
116. In your dreams,
Oompah-Loompah Boy!Copy !req
117. Cop a squat and watch how
real superheroes get it done.Copy !req
118. The town's been invaded
by pint-sized freaks!Copy !req
119. I'm out of here!Copy !req
120. Halt, recycling violator!Copy !req
121. Uh-oh.Copy !req
122. What'd I miss?Copy !req
123. You weirdos are a menace!Copy !req
124. I'm calling the authorities.Copy !req
125. That's what I'll do.Copy !req
126. You guys have got to learn
to control your powers better!Copy !req
127. Cool your jets, Tangelo Face.Copy !req
128. You better quit mocking me,
or you're going to regret it!Copy !req
129. What are you going to do,
stain me?Copy !req
130. Come on, guys.Copy !req
131. We've got
the hang of this now.Copy !req
132. Down, kitty!Copy !req
133. Kitty, get down!Copy !req
134. Glad you're getting
the hang of it.Copy !req
135. Sheen, you've got
to learn better control!Copy !req
136. Right after I learn
to drink less fluids.Copy !req
137. Cross at the green;
not in between, chump.Copy !req
138. Oh, man, I miss all the fun!Copy !req
139. Guys, we're doing
more harm than good.Copy !req
140. We have to schedule
some practice sessions.Copy !req
141. Listen, William of Orange,Copy !req
142. I've had enough
of this "we" business.Copy !req
143. You know what
your power is?Copy !req
144. Super irritation!Copy !req
145. I'm warning you, Vortex.Copy !req
146. Quit riding me!Copy !req
147. That does it!Copy !req
148. I'm going to enjoy this!Copy !req
149. What the...Copy !req
150. Help, Jimmy!Copy !req
151. Gotcha!Copy !req
152. Stand down, you kids!Copy !req
153. That's them,
all right!Copy !req
154. They call themselves
the N-Men!Copy !req
155. Actually, we preferCopy !req
156. the Fantastic League
of Justice-Bringing Aven...Copy !req
157. and Two Girls!Copy !req
158. General, what do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
159. We're taking these dangerous
mutants to a secure facility!Copy !req
160. For the rest of their
freak-show lives, yeah!Copy !req
161. You'll have to take me, too!Copy !req
162. That's a good one.Copy !req
163. You better head back to the
pumpkin patch, little fella.Copy !req
164. All right, men, move them out!Copy !req
165. I won't let them keep you
locked up, guys!Copy !req
166. I'll figure out a way
to free you— I promise!Copy !req
167. Welcome to Area 86—Copy !req
168. the most secure facility
in the country.Copy !req
169. And don't get
any ideas about escaping.Copy !req
170. That dome is solid carbonium.Copy !req
171. Make yourselves at home.Copy !req
172. You're going to be here
for a long time.Copy !req
173. Jimmy was right.Copy !req
174. We got locked up,Copy !req
175. because we didn't learn
to control our powers.Copy !req
176. Then maybe it's time
we start learning!Copy !req
177. Who's up for a little
super-power practice?Copy !req
178. I know, Goddard.Copy !req
179. I can't stop working.Copy !req
180. I'm still missing
one last ingredientCopy !req
181. for my super-power antidote.Copy !req
182. If only this mutant gene
wasn't so hard to crack.Copy !req
183. Maybe if I tried
a submolecular scan.Copy !req
184. Oh, no, it can't be!Copy !req
185. Their powers are burning up
their metabolisms!Copy !req
186. Their life forces will be
drained in six hours!Copy !req
187. Got to work faster!Copy !req
188. No, no, no!Copy !req
189. Now I'll never find a cure
in time!Copy !req
190. Why do I even care?Copy !req
191. All they did was mock me!Copy !req
192. Especially Cindy!Copy !req
193. She makes me so angry!Copy !req
194. If only I'd gotten
a cool super power, too.Copy !req
195. Then I'd make her pay!Copy !req
196. I'd make them all pay!Copy !req
197. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
198. Feeling strange...Copy !req
199. thoughts cloudy...Copy !req
200. image of Cindy burning
in my brain!Copy !req
201. Jimmy did get super power!Copy !req
202. Now Jimmy strong!Copy !req
203. Now Jimmy smash!Copy !req
204. Listen to me, people—Copy !req
205. we can't let the army
keep our babiesCopy !req
206. in that horrible Area 86!Copy !req
207. Yeah, it's probably crawling
with germsCopy !req
208. and all sorts of allergens!Copy !req
209. My Cindy's too delicate.Copy !req
210. She can't do hard time.Copy !req
211. And my poor Libby doesn't
have a thing to wear!Copy !req
212. What's wrong with everyone?Copy !req
213. These aren't kids.Copy !req
214. They're mutated freaks!Copy !req
215. They destroyed
half the town, yeah.Copy !req
216. I say keep 'em there!Copy !req
217. No Muties! No Muties!Copy !req
218. No Muties! No Muties!
No Muties...Copy !req
219. They're not freaks.Copy !req
220. They're the same
darling childrenCopy !req
221. we've always known
and loved.Copy !req
222. That's right!Copy !req
223. Take our Jimbo,
for instance.Copy !req
224. Okay, he's orange now,
but he'd never hurt a fly.Copy !req
225. Can I just say one thing?Copy !req
226. Pie truck!Copy !req
227. Where is blonde girl?Copy !req
228. Jimmy smash blonde girl!Copy !req
229. Merciful heavens—
that's... that's our Jimmy!Copy !req
230. There's something
different about him.Copy !req
231. Looks like he's been
working out.Copy !req
232. Jimmy, stop!Copy !req
233. You don't know
what you're doing!Copy !req
234. I think he does,
Sugarbooger—Copy !req
235. look at those abs.Copy !req
236. You been lifting
the free weights, son?Copy !req
237. M-m-mom?Copy !req
238. D-dad?Copy !req
239. That's right, darling.Copy !req
240. We want to help.Copy !req
241. I'm willing to spot you.Copy !req
242. What do you bench,
3,000, 4,000 pounds?Copy !req
243. Take that, you miserable
mistake of nature— yeah!Copy !req
244. No, don't!Copy !req
245. You're only making
him angry.Copy !req
246. Come on, let's show that
orange bozo we mean business!Copy !req
247. Yeah!Copy !req
248. You mock Jimmy, too!Copy !req
249. Now Jimmy smash!Copy !req
250. Jimmy smash you all!Copy !req
251. Practicing with our powers
was a great idea, Cindy.Copy !req
252. Who knew I could also generate
an invisible force field?Copy !req
253. And who knew I could
actually fly?Copy !req
254. My strength
must have superchargedCopy !req
255. every cell in my body!Copy !req
256. And I no longer haveCopy !req
257. embarrassing bladder-control
problems!Copy !req
258. I was holding that in for hours!Copy !req
259. Carl, why haven't you tried
to perfect your super belches?Copy !req
260. I'm scared to, for my burps
are way too dangerous.Copy !req
261. But, Carl,
your destructive potential isCopy !req
262. part of the reason we love you.Copy !req
263. Do you not understand?Copy !req
264. No more spicy food
or carbonated beverages!Copy !req
265. I've got to guard against
even the slightest hiccup!Copy !req
266. You mean no more chalupas?Copy !req
267. I feel your pain, dude.Copy !req
268. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
269. It looks like
those jetsCopy !req
270. are headed for
downtown Retroville.Copy !req
271. Hmm...Copy !req
272. This would be
a good timeCopy !req
273. to use my new
super vision.Copy !req
274. Guys, there's some kind
of rampaging orange monsterCopy !req
275. tearing up the town!Copy !req
276. Orange— let's see...Copy !req
277. Who do we know that's orange?Copy !req
278. Nope, drawing a blank.Copy !req
279. Run, puny humans!Copy !req
280. Run, or Jimmy will crush you!Copy !req
281. Mayday! Mayday! Need backup!Copy !req
282. Returning to base to regroup.Copy !req
283. Jet mock Jimmy!Copy !req
284. Jimmy crush jet!Copy !req
285. Guys, I think that orange
rampaging monster is Neutron!Copy !req
286. Those rays must have had
a delayed reaction on him.Copy !req
287. We got to do something.Copy !req
288. The army might
really hurt him.Copy !req
289. All I did
was make fun of him,Copy !req
290. and he still promised
to help us.Copy !req
291. We have to help him.Copy !req
292. Come on!Copy !req
293. Come on!Copy !req
294. Let's go!Copy !req
295. You freaks aren't
helping anyone.Copy !req
296. Make sure these kids
stay put.Copy !req
297. You, Baldy— open those
big slidey doors.Copy !req
298. I love that!Copy !req
299. Puny jet get away.Copy !req
300. Jimmy crush it later.Copy !req
301. Jimmy thirsty.Copy !req
302. Snap out of it, Jimmy!Copy !req
303. These powers are sapping
your friends' life forces.Copy !req
304. Get a hold of yourself,
or they're all doomed!Copy !req
305. Take him down, men!Copy !req
306. Okay, just like
we planned.Copy !req
307. Cool, I can make
other people invisible, too!Copy !req
308. You're up, Cindy.Copy !req
309. Wow, that carbonium's
hard stuff.Copy !req
310. I can't get through.Copy !req
311. That's not a good sound.Copy !req
312. Get behind my force field!Copy !req
313. Carl, use your burp!Copy !req
314. We've got to get through
that dome!Copy !req
315. I can't— I haven't had
any spicy food for three days.Copy !req
316. Sounds like you need
a super churning!Copy !req
317. Stand back.Copy !req
318. Let's go!Copy !req
319. Batter up!Copy !req
320. He's too strong— look out!Copy !req
321. Gotcha!Copy !req
322. You?Copy !req
323. Call off your troops!Copy !req
324. We're the only onesCopy !req
325. who can handle this.Copy !req
326. N-Men, assemble!Copy !req
327. Can I at least get
roller skatesCopy !req
328. or something?Copy !req
329. I guess I don't
have a choice.Copy !req
330. He's all yours, N-Men!Copy !req
331. Thank you, sir!Copy !req
332. Brave kids.Copy !req
333. Hey, if we get lucky,
they'll destroy each other.Copy !req
334. We're here
to help you!Copy !req
335. If you don't surrender,Copy !req
336. the army's going to kick
your orange butt!Copy !req
337. Jimmy knows blonde girl.Copy !req
338. Blonde girl always
make fun of him.Copy !req
339. This time, Jimmy smash.Copy !req
340. Whoa...!Copy !req
341. Jimmy's really mad, Cindy.Copy !req
342. Maybe he'd calm down if
you tried being a little nicer.Copy !req
343. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
344. Oh, why start now?Copy !req
345. N-Men, attack!Copy !req
346. Prepare for defeat
from my super-fast
punches!Copy !req
347. But we'll still be
best friends, right?Copy !req
348. Whoa...!Copy !req
349. Can we do that again?Copy !req
350. Get a hold of yourself.Copy !req
351. If they keep using
their powers,Copy !req
352. they'll burn up their life
force and be gone forever.Copy !req
353. Where blonde girl go?Copy !req
354. You're invisible
now, Cindy!Copy !req
355. Let him have it!Copy !req
356. Thanks, Libs!Copy !req
357. He's all yours, Carl!Copy !req
358. I got nothing.Copy !req
359. Uh-oh.Copy !req
360. Quick, Sam—
I need a bottle
of Heavy Seltzer Water!Copy !req
361. No way, freak-boy.Copy !req
362. That's what I use to make
my Atomic Fizzies, yeah.Copy !req
363. Hey, that's
a buck-eighty!Copy !req
364. Phew, I got to start
going to the gym.Copy !req
365. Carl, catch!Copy !req
366. Sam's Heavy Seltzer?Copy !req
367. Sheen, no,
it's too dangerous!Copy !req
368. Carl, hurry!Copy !req
369. Great merciful jellybean!Copy !req
370. Good work, Carl.Copy !req
371. Now, let's get him
back to the lab and...Copy !req
372. What happened?Copy !req
373. So weak...Copy !req
374. I feel all woozy.Copy !req
375. My speed,
my bladder control—Copy !req
376. they're both gone.Copy !req
377. It's like the life is
being drained out of us.Copy !req
378. Blonde girl and friends
weak now.Copy !req
379. But Jimmy still strong!Copy !req
380. Blonde Girl never nice
to Jimmy!Copy !req
381. Nice...Copy !req
382. Maybe Carl was right.Copy !req
383. It's our only hope.Copy !req
384. Now Jimmy make her stop
talking forever!Copy !req
385. Jimmy, wait!Copy !req
386. I'm sorry—
truly, sincerely sorry.Copy !req
387. What blonde girl say?Copy !req
388. You don't deserve to have
me make fun of you.Copy !req
389. You're a great guy.Copy !req
390. You're smart and...
and talented...Copy !req
391. Blonde girl try
to trick Jimmy!Copy !req
392. No, I swear!Copy !req
393. I know I'm always
mean to you,Copy !req
394. but I do it
so you won't notice
my real feelings.Copy !req
395. The truth is, well,
I sort of... secretly... luh...Copy !req
396. luh... luh...Copy !req
397. Secretly what?Copy !req
398. Like?Copy !req
399. Loathe?Copy !req
400. Love?Copy !req
401. Blonde girl try
to be nice to Jimmy.Copy !req
402. Maybe she not so bad after all.Copy !req
403. Maybe...Copy !req
404. I... I'm myself again.Copy !req
405. Cindy, how did you do it?Copy !req
406. Oh, no!Copy !req
407. Their life forces
are almost gone!Copy !req
408. Wait a minute.Copy !req
409. Sam's Heavy Seltzer— of course.Copy !req
410. It absorbs radiation.Copy !req
411. Got to get these guys
back to the lab quick.Copy !req
412. I'd like to thank everyone
for their support—Copy !req
413. especially Sam—Copy !req
414. whose Heavy Seltzer completed
my de-mutation formula.Copy !req
415. You owe me a buck-eighty!Copy !req
416. We should all be back
to normal in a matter of days.Copy !req
417. But though we lose our power,Copy !req
418. still we shall grapple
with evil,Copy !req
419. for we are the Fantastic League
of Justice-bringing PeopleCopy !req
420. Who Avenge Stuff
and...Copy !req
421. Thank you for your time.Copy !req
422. Good night.Copy !req
423. Does anyone have a soothing
tummy lozenge?Copy !req
424. Got to blast!Copy !req