The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 3x12

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Kath Soucie as Betty Quinlan (voice) • Edie McClurg as Grandma Taters (voice) • Phil LaMarr as Bolbi / TV Announcer (voice) • Billy West as Sam Melnick (voice) • Andrea Martin as Ms. Fowl (voice)

A new TV show turns everyone in Retroville into mindless and exceedingly cheerful zombies.

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1. Gotta Blast!

2. Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON

3. Finish your painting, Leonardo da Vinci!

4. I cannot, Duke Rothschild—

5. not while there are so many fantastic gadgets to invent.

6. But you've already invented so many—

7. the helicopter, the three-speed transmission...

8. styling mousse.

9. You forgot my latest invention, the monkey wrench!

10. Blast you.

11. I am slain!

12. Who could keep up with all your inventions?

13. No one.

14. In fact, by the time I was 11,

15. I had already created 17 more inventions

16. than certain future boy geniuses

17. whose initials are Jimmy Neutron.

18. What?

19. Arrivederci.

20. End of act one.

21. Brava! Brava!

22. Miss Fowl, this reenactment of Leonardo da Vinci's life

23. is a load of Florentine marble chunks.

24. Ha! You're just jealous

25. because he was more brilliant than you!

26. Jim, some geniuses just take longer to blossom than others.

27. Yeah, it's not your fault you're slow.

28. I am not slow!

29. I just don't have enough time for research.

30. Between school, friends and family,

31. I'm almost never in my lab.

32. Slow people make the lamest excuses.

33. And now Act Two of That Darn da Vinci.

34. Not if I can help it.

35. Three o'clock?

36. Class dismissed!

37. Now we'll never know

38. if da Vinci gets together with the saucy contessa.

39. Jimmy to Goddard.

40. Meet me at school and bring the rocket.

41. Thanks, Goddard.

42. I'll never beat da Vinci's invention record

43. until I have more free time.

44. And there's only one person who can help me with that.

45. Upgraded bioscanner online, Goddard.

46. Found him.

47. Hang on, boy.

48. We're headed for near-Earth orbit.

49. Yeah, hi, is this the U.N. Security Council?

50. I'm looking for Ambassador Shake My Booty, first name Ivanna.

51. Hold on.

52. Guys?

53. Ivanna Shake My Booty?

54. You heard me: Ivanna Shake My Booty!

55. Oh, mercy!

56. What the...

57. Long time no see, evil clone.

58. What have you been up to?

59. Nothing good, I guess.

60. You guess right, Doc.

61. And how's being a wimpy geek

62. working out for you?

63. I'm here to offer you a choice,

64. submit to de-evilization or be put on ice.

65. Like you iced those other clueless clones?

66. Ooh, that's a tough one, Doc.

67. What was the first choice again?

68. Goddard, look out!

69. So long, Lord of the Dorks!

70. What a dink-head.

71. What a first class...

72. Huh?

73. Nice bike design.

74. Your cloned brain power's very impressive.

75. How about that— I'm smart and pretty.

76. Clone, listen!

77. Being de-evilized will be good for you.

78. You'll be able to lead a rich, fulfilling life.

79. Sorry, custard-head, my life's fulfilling just the way it is.

80. Say your prayers, Doc.

81. I hate that little dweeb.

82. As soon as you're de-evilized

83. you can start standing in for me

84. and I can quintuple my invention output.

85. Look, Doc, let's talk this over.

86. What'll it take? Bubble gum? Plutonium?

87. Don't worry, de-evilization won't hurt a bit.

88. Although you may now be attracted to kittens.

89. I can certainly see

90. why you'd want to boost your invention output.

91. What do you mean?

92. I mean hypno-rays, shrink-rays—

93. it's the same old stuff you had last time I was here.

94. What's the matter, genius, running out of ideas?

95. I've had plenty of great new ideas!

96. Such as...?

97. Well...

98. Like my flux-field duplicator.

99. It makes the old method of cloning obsolete.

100. Looks like a pile of donkey dandruff to me, chief.

101. Oh, yeah?

102. Well, check this out.

103. Goddard, record test.

104. Every physical object

105. generates its own quantum energy field.

106. Instead of copying the object,

107. this baby copies the object's quantum field.

108. See that?

109. Direct field duplication.

110. Well, well, my mistake, Doc.

111. Turns out you're doggone brilliant.

112. Unfortunately, it still causes whatever it duplicates

113. to fade into oblivion— but I'll fix that.

114. Well, time to get me de-evilized.

115. I knew you'd see it my way.

116. Let her rip.

117. I'm game for anything.

118. All right, beginning de-evilization...

119. now!

120. I want you to be my special friend.

121. Uh, how do you feel, clone?

122. Happy as a cloud.

123. You were right, Jimmy,

124. not being evil is a wonderful thing.

125. Goddard, I think we've got ourselves

126. one de-evilized clone.

127. Oh, thanks, Jimmy.

128. Thanks ever so much.

129. Listen, I'm going to get to work being you right away.

130. You just work on your inventions.

131. Buh-bye, now.

132. Huh.

133. Well, boy, let's get cracking.

134. Oh, sweetie, you're just in time

135. to help with the gardening.

136. Grab a handful of aphids and dig in, Jim-Jam.

137. Or how about this?

138. You think you're an aphid.

139. Jimmy, what on earth are you...

140. And you think you're a lawn sprinkler.

141. This is going to be fun.

142. Hey, Jimmy,

143. can you make school end at 10:45 every day?

144. Yeah, and can every second Thursday

145. be "Burrito Thursday"?

146. Mmm, burritos.

147. Good idea.

148. First, you two think

149. you're a couple of sassy female backup singers.

150. Good one, Spewtron.

151. Yeah, that's classic.

152. Gentlemen, you are now United States Marines.

153. Are you ready to receive orders?

154. Sir! Yes, sir!

155. Then drop and give me 400,000.

156. Sir! Yes, sir!

157. One! Two! Three! Four!

158. You know, a fellow could get used to this.

159. It's finished, Goddard.

160. The first multidimensional nose-hair trimmer.

161. It's only been a few hours

162. and I've already come up with three new inventions.

163. I'll have da Vinci beat in no time.

164. I might as well check in on my clone.

165. Vox. Neighborhood watch system online.

166. Yo, Sir Francis Bacon, more fudge swirl.

167. As thou commandeth, Queen Elizabeth.

168. Yeah, yeah.

169. Hey, chief.

170. You think you're a hot bikini runway model.

171. Work it.

172. Oh, work it, mm-hmm.

173. Oh, mercy!

174. Good side.

175. Great side.

176. Oh, no!

177. He's still evil!

178. But how?

179. That clone is a real pain-in-the-chromosomes.

180. Snap out of it!

181. Oh, Jimmy, what's going on around here?

182. No time to explain, Mom.

183. I've got a whole town to air-horn.

184. I am glad that's over.

185. Still, this stuff is pretty tasty.

186. Why do I date rock stars?

187. Because I can.

188. Whoa.

189. What have you done, Neutron?

190. I'm not beautiful anymore.

191. Oh, wait...

192. yeah, I am.

193. Nine thousand fifty-two...

194. Nine thousand fifty-three...

195. Nine thousand fifty...

196. Why do my arms feel like pudding?

197. Can't talk... too much pain.

198. Carl, Sheen, this is important.

199. I'm looking for myself.

200. Wow, sounds profound.

201. Have you tried yoga?

202. No, I mean literally.

203. When was the last time you saw me?

204. Don't you remember, Jimmy?

205. You were just here ten minutes ago.

206. You were headed to the lab.

207. The lab?

208. Oh, no.

209. While the dork's away, the clones will play, eh, pooch?

210. You're in big trouble, clone.

211. Step away from that duplicator!

212. Sorry, no can do, bro.

213. This goodie-two-shoes town of yours

214. ain't big enough for the both of us.

215. Wait— you don't know how dangerous that thing is!

216. Oh, I think I do.

217. Hasta la vista, Big Head!

218. Don't worry, Goddard, he forgot about my rocket.

219. I really hate that clone.

220. Hi, Jim-Jam!

221. Getting ready to visit

222. that new planet in the sky?

223. New planet?

224. What new planet?

225. Sure is pretty.

226. In a creepy, steaming kind of way.

227. Goddard, deploy telescope.

228. Oh, no—

229. he's cloned another Earth!

230. My clone used the flux field

231. to clone a duplicate Earth.

232. Oh, let me look, let me look.

233. Ooh, it's all cloney.

234. Uh, Jimbo, is this one of your hologramy thingies?

235. No, Dad, it's you.

236. Your electromagnetic field has been disrupted.

237. You're starting to fade.

238. Oh, my, the same thing is happening to me

239. and Goddard.

240. It looks like the entire planet's electromagnetic field

241. has been disrupted, but I'm still solid.

242. Evil Jimmy screened me out of the cloning process.

243. Figures.

244. He doesn't want more Jimmys around.

245. Hey, look at me!

246. I'm light as a feather!

247. I've only got 90 minutes to retrieve the flux field

248. and reverse the process before everyone fades.

249. This magnet will solidify the rocket.

250. Whee...!

251. Next stop: cloned Earth.

252. Evil Jimmy is somewhere on that new planet.

253. If I find him, I can shut all this down.

254. That's weird.

255. The cloned Retroville isn't an exact copy.

256. Have a rotten day.

257. Go jump in a lake.

258. Leaping leptons!

259. Evil Jimmy has made his cloned Earth

260. just as evil as he is.

261. Better blend in.

262. Oh, yeah, I'm evil.

263. Oh, yeah, I'm bad.

264. Look out!

265. Young man, that was brave and decent of you.

266. What are you, some kind of sicko?

267. Help!

268. A goodie!

269. You freak!

270. Uh-oh!

271. I think he went this way.

272. Well, this place is unsafe, unsanitary

273. and crawling with vermin.

274. Congratulations, you passed your health inspection.

275. I aim to displease, yeah!

276. Welcome to Sam's.

277. What's your evil pleasure?

278. "Roadkill ripple?

279. Moles and cream?"

280. Um, I'll just have the usual.

281. There you go—

282. a big heaping bowl of bat-wing sherbert.

283. Mmm, delicious.

284. Delicious?

285. I'll have you know it stinks.

286. Hey, are you sure you're evil?

287. Uh, well, you want evil, fat boy?

288. I'll give you evil.

289. Take this, and that, and more of this!

290. That's for your mother and this is for you!

291. Any more questions?

292. No, no, you... you're evil, all right, yeah.

293. Uh, no, yeah!

294. So remind me, tubby,

295. when was the last time you saw me?

296. About a half an hour ago.

297. You said you were headed for school.

298. School, huh?

299. Thanks for nothing, you gelatinous waste of space.

300. Get lost, and don't come back soon.

301. Okay, who had the peppermint kidney stones?

302. The evil thickens.

303. No sign of my clone anywhere.

304. Only he can lead me to the flux field.

305. I thought I told you to stay out of my hallway.

306. Carl, look, I don't want any trouble.

307. Well, you got trouble, you doey-eyed moke.

308. You're mine, shrimp dip.

309. It's time you found out

310. who's the baddest, toughest kid in school!

311. Evil Jimmy, Evil Carl,

312. look what I've got.

313. It's my new Robo-Fiend with trachea-crushing fun claw.

314. I love Robo-Fiend.

315. He's my idol.

316. Get inside, dirt bag.

317. Take your seats, maggots.

318. Evil Cindy and Evil Libby will now give a presentation

319. on wedgies.

320. Thank you, ugly.

321. Nothing hurts like a wedgie,

322. and yet few people understand the proper technique.

323. May we have a volunteer, Nick?

324. No, you can't!

325. I'll get you for this!

326. Assume the position.

327. Simply reach, grab

328. and give a forceful 90-degree tug.

329. Note the beads of pain-induced sweat.

330. Sheen, when was the last time you saw me?

331. Ow!

332. Gotcha.

333. I think we need another volunteer.

334. Yeah, like, um, Jimmy.

335. I'd really rather not.

336. Ow!

337. Okay, okay!

338. For a truly memorable wedgie,

339. apply a set of common household jumper cables.

340. What? No way!

341. Hold him, Evil Libby.

342. Come here, you!

343. Wow!

344. Very evil, Jimmy.

345. Very evil indeed.

346. Um... thanks.

347. Miss Fowl, Miss Fowl, Evil Jimmy just thanked you.

348. Yeah, he was being totally polite.

349. Young man, I won't stand for politeness in my class.

350. You leave me no choice but to break out...

351. the board of education.

352. This is less than ideal.

353. After him!

354. Fly, my pretties, fly!

355. Maybe my evil parents will hide me.

356. After all, they're still my parents.

357. Get him! Get him!

358. Somebody get him!

359. Somebody get him!

360. Hello, sweetie.

361. Home so soon?

362. I'm just dirtying up the house before dinner.

363. We're having duck again.

364. I must have bagged over 87 bubbleheads this morning.

365. Oh, they quacked for mercy,

366. but I just laughed and laughed.

367. This is going to scar me for life.

368. Mom, Dad, I know helping is good,

369. and I know that you're evil, but I'm still your son, right?

370. Yep-a-roonie, our very, very good son.

371. Our evil son has ordered us to capture you for experimentation.

372. Well, well, well,

373. if it isn't the wimpy, dip-headed freak.

374. Hey, nice of you to drop by.

375. I see you met the folks.

376. So... what do you think of my little world, Doc?

377. It's sick, twisted and smells like old socks.

378. How did you make this duplicate Earth evil?

379. With a dark-matter power chip.

380. Yeah, I know, feel free to applaud.

381. Don't do this, Evil Clone.

382. If the duplication process isn't reversed,

383. my entire home planet will fade into oblivion.

384. Bingo, Einstein, in about 59 seconds.

385. Wave bye-bye to Loserville.

386. The shrink ray!

387. Evil Goddard, think fast.

388. Where'd he go?

389. Find him.

390. Blast him, you tin-plated mutt!

391. No, I'm the real Evil Jimmy.

392. Blast him!

393. You rust-bitten robohound, I'm shutting you down!

394. Almost out of time.

395. Now!

396. Ah, good-bye, mild backache.

397. Oh!

398. Hello, blindingly painful backache.

399. Yes!

400. I undid the duplication process.

401. Now my Earth will grow more solid

402. as this one starts to fade.

403. Yeah, well, don't get too proud of yourself, Sunshine.

404. I still got a trick or two up my sleeve.

405. If you break that chip,

406. the whole planet will get sucked into the dark-matter dimension.

407. And you'll be trapped with us.

408. Catch you on the flip side, wimpy dip.

409. I can't outrun it.

410. Where's that rocket?

411. Hey, Jimbo, everything is all thick

412. and chunky again.

413. Did you make it to that planet?

414. Did you ever see our duplicate house?

415. I sure did, Dad, and it made me realize

416. that I don't need to beat da Vinci's record.

417. I'd rather spend extra time with my friends and my family.

418. Oh, that's sweet.

419. I can pencil you in for next Tuesday.

420. Carl, Sheen, they've somehow become hypnotized again.

421. Oh, we're not hypnotized.

422. We're just slaves to the rhythm.

423. Yep, we're two sassy mamajamas.

424. At least my evil clone is gone for good.

425. No one has ever come back from a dark-matter dimension.

426. You're not going to get away with this, wimpy dip.

427. You can't keep an evil clone down.

428. I'll be back!

429. So, what do you want me to say now?

430. Got to blast!