1. Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEONCopy !req
2. And now, to demonstrate the sped
and movementCopy !req
3. of the typical comet,Copy !req
4. I give you the remote-powered
mini-comet.Copy !req
5. Awesome!Copy !req
6. You're slipping, Neutron.Copy !req
7. Real comets have long,
pretty tails,Copy !req
8. not little, stumpy ones.Copy !req
9. Only when they're filteredCopy !req
10. through the spectral light
of the sun, Vortex.Copy !req
11. Care to tell meCopy !req
12. how I'd get a giant hot ball
of gaseous radioactivityCopy !req
13. into the classroom?Copy !req
14. Hello, children!Copy !req
15. Ah! Get it off me!Copy !req
16. Down, boy! Down!Copy !req
17. Whose comet is this?Copy !req
18. That tickles.Copy !req
19. Oh, no, not the face.Copy !req
20. Ah!Copy !req
21. That concludes my presentation.
Thank you.Copy !req
22. Mr. Neutron, you're lucky
I'm in a good mood today.Copy !req
23. And do you know why I am?Copy !req
24. Because your mom packed
your favorite lunch?Copy !req
25. Carl, Principal
Willoughby's mom
doesn't pack his lunch,Copy !req
26. he has his butler
do it for him— duh!Copy !req
27. Oh.Copy !req
28. Does your butler rub yyCopy !req
29. and tell you your lunch is made
with love?Copy !req
30. Oh, stop talking!Copy !req
31. No, I'm happy,Copy !req
32. because the Lindbergh school
chorus has been askedCopy !req
33. to sing at the opening
of the new library.Copy !req
34. Oh, how exciting.Copy !req
35. I can't even tell you.Copy !req
36. I'll be auditioning new members
of the chorus today.Copy !req
37. We'll need new voices to perform
the special song I wrote.Copy !req
38. And it goes something like this.Copy !req
39. Stop!Copy !req
40. It burns!Copy !req
41. What's the problem?Copy !req
42. Ugh, you call that
music?Copy !req
43. Why can't we get a cool band
like Graystar to play?Copy !req
44. Zip it, Libby.Copy !req
45. I'm in the chorus,
remember?Copy !req
46. And I'm up for
a solo this year.Copy !req
47. Bring on this Graystar
of yours, Missy.Copy !req
48. But they're going to sound
lame next to my beats.Copy !req
49. Man, I'm a synch to get
into the school chorus.Copy !req
50. Really? I didn't know
you could sing, Sheen.Copy !req
51. You kidding me?Copy !req
52. I have a voice
that caresses
like a summer breeze.Copy !req
53. Hey, Grommit!
You owe me $2.36!Copy !req
54. Don't make me
come over there!Copy !req
55. So, Jimmy,
guess what.Copy !req
56. My folks said
I could get a petCopy !req
57. if my allergies
aren't set off.Copy !req
58. Ah, that's great, Carl.Copy !req
59. Yeah...Copy !req
60. You want to come to
the pet store with meCopy !req
61. while I sniff
the animals?Copy !req
62. Sorry, Carl, I have a date
with Twonkus-3.Copy !req
63. Twonkus-3?Copy !req
64. It's a comet that's
entering Earth's orbit
in about...Copy !req
65. Whoa! Puking Pluto!Copy !req
66. Twonkus-3 is entering
Earth's orbit in an hour.Copy !req
67. Gotta blast!Copy !req
68. So, what'd I miss?Copy !req
69. Oh, Jimmy's dating
a cometCopy !req
70. and I have to go
sniff animals.Copy !req
71. And they say I'm the w.Copy !req
72. Now remember, Hugh,
this money is for groceries—Copy !req
73. not for ducks, or pies, or any
other of your little hobbies.Copy !req
74. Sugarbooger, please,
I'm a responsible, grownup man.Copy !req
75. Oh, look, this one has
a beardy face.Copy !req
76. That's Twonkus-3!Copy !req
77. Let's ride, boy.Copy !req
78. Atomic batteries to power.Copy !req
79. Turbines to speed.Copy !req
80. Liftoff in five, four...Copy !req
81. Hey, Jimbo!
Wait up, son.Copy !req
82. Dad, be careful,
I'm about to take off.Copy !req
83. Perfect—Copy !req
84. you can give me a lift
to the grocery store...Copy !req
85. Uh, sorry, Dad,
I can't override
the launch commandCopy !req
86. once the turbines
start firing.Copy !req
87. No problem, son.Copy !req
88. Say, this G-force
kind of stings.Copy !req
89. Ooh!Copy !req
90. Thanks, Goddard.Copy !req
91. Son, there's the grocery
down there.Copy !req
92. Let me off
in the parking lot.Copy !req
93. Sure thing.Copy !req
94. Just bring
her downCopy !req
95. right behind...Copy !req
96. Whoa!Copy !req
97. Whoo-hoo, hoo!Copy !req
98. I'm flying.Copy !req
99. Later, Dad.Copy !req
100. Perfect landing.Copy !req
101. Wow!Copy !req
102. It's beautiful.Copy !req
103. We'd better get started.Copy !req
104. But let's keep an eye
on the rocketCopy !req
105. so we don't
get lost.Copy !req
106. That's not quite what I meant.Copy !req
107. Besides, I'll need youCopy !req
108. to help me explore.Copy !req
109. Oh, I get it—
when we're done exploring,Copy !req
110. the music will
guide us back.Copy !req
111. Good idea, boy.Copy !req
112. Hey, yoo-hoo?Copy !req
113. Hi, Mr. Guinea Pig.Copy !req
114. Careful there,
Carl.Copy !req
115. Ten more seconds and your tongue
will swell up big-time.Copy !req
116. Sorry.Copy !req
117. Do you have any pets that won't
make me sneeze or wheezeCopy !req
118. or roll around going...Copy !req
119. Ay-ay-ay, of course, boychik.Copy !req
120. Stavros has pet
for every children.Copy !req
121. Come, follow me to the dark
back of the place.Copy !req
122. Ribbit. Ribbit.Copy !req
123. What in heck's armpit is that?Copy !req
124. Norwegian
tree frog—
very clean.Copy !req
125. Clean you,
clean himself,
clean everybody.Copy !req
126. Holy Tabbouleh—
you are allergic.Copy !req
127. Ah, don't worry,
I have perfect animalCopy !req
128. for all the
sneezing childrens.Copy !req
129. Eh?Copy !req
130. Ah... what is it?Copy !req
131. Dwarf spider monkey.Copy !req
132. Like a big one,
but smaller—Copy !req
133. too tiny
to make sneeze.Copy !req
134. Can I keep him?Copy !req
135. No, you can't
keep him.Copy !req
136. Let's go.Copy !req
137. Wait, wait,
stop with leaving.Copy !req
138. I have one more pet.Copy !req
139. I breed myself;
one of a kind.Copy !req
140. Please.Copy !req
141. Ooh, what is it?Copy !req
142. North Atlantic
salmon.Copy !req
143. Frozen in block
of ice.Copy !req
144. Is impossible to be
allergic.Copy !req
145. Hey, I'm not sneezing.Copy !req
146. Or wheezing!Copy !req
147. Oh, no.Copy !req
148. Oh, sweet mercy...Copy !req
149. Oh, what is problem now?Copy !req
150. Oh...Copy !req
151. I'm allergic to ice.Copy !req
152. It's like
a thousand fire antsCopy !req
153. doing the mambo
under my skin!Copy !req
154. Oh!Copy !req
155. Ah, here's a good spot.Copy !req
156. Let's get some samples
from this sand deposit.Copy !req
157. Dump-truck mode, Goddard.Copy !req
158. Just go in that crater, boy,
no one's looking.Copy !req
159. Uh! My rocket!Copy !req
160. Come on, boy!Copy !req
161. Hey, you!Copy !req
162. Get away from my rocket!Copy !req
163. If he destroys the ship,
we'll be stranded here forever.Copy !req
164. Goddard, hit him
with an ion blast.Copy !req
165. Try the paralyzer beam.Copy !req
166. Didn't even faze him.Copy !req
167. See you at the ranch, boys.Copy !req
168. Very good, Cindy.Copy !req
169. But in case
you've forgotten...Copy !req
170. you're already
in the chorus!Copy !req
171. I just wanted
to remind you
how good I am.Copy !req
172. By the way, have you decidedCopy !req
173. who's doing the big solo
on the library's opening day?Copy !req
174. Next!Copy !req
175. Good luck, Sheen.Copy !req
176. Right, like I'll need it.Copy !req
177. Besides, no one's been rejected
from the Lindbergh chorusCopy !req
178. in 50 years.Copy !req
179. Next!Copy !req
180. Uh, pardon?Copy !req
181. That's all
I needed to hear.Copy !req
182. Well, I can't say I'm surprised.Copy !req
183. Now let's talk rehearsal
schedule, babe.Copy !req
184. Tuesdays I have my action-figure
support group.Copy !req
185. Monday...Copy !req
186. Oh, dear,
I'd better explain.Copy !req
187. Um, Sheen— "amigo"--Copy !req
188. I'm afraid you won't be
joining the chorus.Copy !req
189. What?Copy !req
190. You're rejecting me?Copy !req
191. Now, now, now, don't
take it personally,Copy !req
192. we-we needed and alto,
and, well, you're a... a...Copy !req
193. You're a terrible singer!Copy !req
194. Miss Fowl!Copy !req
195. You see, Sheen,
your voice, um...Copy !req
196. How shall I put this?Copy !req
197. You voice scares small children.Copy !req
198. Miss Fowl, please.Copy !req
199. Look, Sheen,
as chorus master,Copy !req
200. I know talent...Copy !req
201. That's what you have:
no talent.Copy !req
202. I'm done.Copy !req
203. Wait a minute.Copy !req
204. I see what's going on here.Copy !req
205. You people don't think
I'm a very good singer, do you?Copy !req
206. Then you have silenced
a precious talent!Copy !req
207. From this point on, I, Sheen,Copy !req
208. shall never grace the world
with song again!Copy !req
209. But if you guys
change your mind,Copy !req
210. call me— anytime.Copy !req
211. Seriously.Copy !req
212. The triflector ray isn't
working either.Copy !req
213. Goddard, what do you h?Copy !req
214. It's no use.Copy !req
215. We'll have to try
to board the rocketCopy !req
216. while it's
under attack.Copy !req
217. On my command.Copy !req
218. One... two... three.Copy !req
219. Charge!Copy !req
220. She won't start.Copy !req
221. Come on, come on...Copy !req
222. She still won't start.Copy !req
223. Let's get out
of here!Copy !req
224. Honey, I'm home!Copy !req
225. Did you get
the groceries?Copy !req
226. No, I bought
something even better.Copy !req
227. Say hello
to my new friend Flippy.Copy !req
228. Hey, Dollface.Copy !req
229. Let's say we ditch
the deadwoodCopy !req
230. and go make trouble.Copy !req
231. Flippy, please
don't be fresh.Copy !req
232. I'm fresh?Copy !req
233. You're the one with
your hand on my...Copy !req
234. That's enough!Copy !req
235. One more crack
and it's back in the box.Copy !req
236. Isn't he great?Copy !req
237. You see, honey,
the words he's sayingCopy !req
238. are actually coming out of me.Copy !req
239. Hugh, you promised me you
wouldn't spend the grocery moneyCopy !req
240. on any of your hobbies.Copy !req
241. Yeah, but Boogerbear,
this is much more than a hobby.Copy !req
242. Once Flippy and I
hit the big time,Copy !req
243. I'll be able to buy you
your own private supermarket.Copy !req
244. Oh, and just what do you propose
I make for dinner tonight?Copy !req
245. Well, that's a good question.Copy !req
246. What do you feel like,Copy !req
247. Nothing for me.Copy !req
248. I'm trying to lose weight.Copy !req
249. Oh, really,
how much do you want to lose?Copy !req
250. Whatever
you weigh.Copy !req
251. Well, I suppose... hey!Copy !req
252. Sign my letter asking
Graystar to playCopy !req
253. at the opening
of the new library.Copy !req
254. Sign my letter
to Graystar, guys.Copy !req
255. Ladies, there's this banging
new band called Graystar,Copy !req
256. and all I need from you is to...Copy !req
257. Stop walking away
while I'm talking to you!Copy !req
258. What's wrong with everybody?Copy !req
259. Don't you people like music?Copy !req
260. Stop the manufacture
of sweater vests madeCopy !req
261. from adorable puppies!Copy !req
262. Why, that's terrible!Copy !req
263. That's right,
just sign right there.Copy !req
264. Step right up.Copy !req
265. Don't worry,
you'll all get a turn.Copy !req
266. Whew, we're back.Copy !req
267. I was worried I'd never see
this place again.Copy !req
268. Oh, right,
the sand deposits.Copy !req
269. Just empty them
into that tank.Copy !req
270. Man, wait till I tell Carl
and Sheen what happened.Copy !req
271. Hi, Jimmy.Copy !req
272. How did you guys
get here?Copy !req
273. Bag of your hair.Copy !req
274. Well, how in the world
did you get a bag of my...Copy !req
275. Never mind.Copy !req
276. You'll never believe
what happened.Copy !req
277. A monster tried
to destroy my rocket.Copy !req
278. He was eight feet
and could lift
boulders,Copy !req
279. and we barely got
the rocket started
in time.Copy !req
280. Oh, that's really
cool, Jim.Copy !req
281. That's real exciting,
Jimmy.Copy !req
282. What's wrong with you two?Copy !req
283. My dad says I can't ha.Copy !req
284. Yeah, and I got rejected
from the school chorus.Copy !req
285. because I'm "terrible."Copy !req
286. Oh, gee, guys,
I'm sorry.Copy !req
287. Anyway, the monster was
throwing boulders at the ship,Copy !req
288. so I ordered Goddard
to hit him with an ion blast.Copy !req
289. Jimmy, why is there
a soft, furry thingCopy !req
290. digging itself out
of that tank of sand?Copy !req
291. Huh?Copy !req
292. Well...Copy !req
293. would you
look at that?Copy !req
294. It must be a life-form
indigenous to Twonkus-3.Copy !req
295. Oh, he's adorable.Copy !req
296. I'm not sneezing!Copy !req
297. I'm not sneezing!Copy !req
298. Can I keep him,
Jimmy?Copy !req
299. No way!
I want him!Copy !req
300. Uh-uh, I saw it first.Copy !req
301. Guys, guys, no one can have him.Copy !req
302. Keeping a space creature
as a petCopy !req
303. is a violation
of scientific protocol.Copy !req
304. Please, please,
please, please!Copy !req
305. No, it might be dangerous,
although it's clearly notCopy !req
306. the same species
that attacked my ship.Copy !req
307. So can I keep him?Copy !req
308. Please, please,
please, please!Copy !req
309. Oh, please,
Jimmy!Copy !req
310. All right,
but only for 24 hours.Copy !req
311. When the comet makes
its last passCopy !req
312. through Earth's
orbit tomorrow,Copy !req
313. we're sending it back.Copy !req
314. Deal.Copy !req
315. Is that okay
with you, Twonky?Copy !req
316. Who's a twonky?Copy !req
317. Who's a cute,
little twonky?Copy !req
318. I'm going to go home
and play with him.Copy !req
319. Too bad you didn't
get anythingCopy !req
320. from the comet to
make me feel better.Copy !req
321. Nope,
I sure didn't.Copy !req
322. Anyway, Goddard
hits himCopy !req
323. with the ion blastCopy !req
324. and it doesn't
even phase him.Copy !req
325. So then I said, "Hit him
with the particle beam."Copy !req
326. So I should battle
the eight-foot
monster of rejectionCopy !req
327. with a particle beam
of my amazing talents?Copy !req
328. No,
not exactly.Copy !req
329. I'll do it!Copy !req
330. I have to work on my
storytelling skills.Copy !req
331. Oh, bravissima.Copy !req
332. Miss Fowl,
I think we have our soloist.Copy !req
333. I need a dressing room
for tomorrow's performanceCopy !req
334. and backstage access
for my hair and makeup people.Copy !req
335. Okay, later.Copy !req
336. Let's call it
a wrap.Copy !req
337. Huh?Copy !req
338. Oh, hello there.Copy !req
339. I didn't see you.Copy !req
340. See, I'm the new
foreign-exchange studentCopy !req
341. here at the Lindbergh School.Copy !req
342. You're Bolby Stroganofsky?Copy !req
343. Uh... sí.Copy !req
344. Well, Bolby, um,
were you interestedCopy !req
345. in auditioning
for the chorus?Copy !req
346. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
347. I'm a famous singer
from a native countryCopy !req
348. of... of... uh...Copy !req
349. Backharistan.Copy !req
350. Yeah, yeah,
sí, oui.Copy !req
351. Well,
this is an honor.Copy !req
352. Why don't you
tell Miss FowlCopy !req
353. what you'll be singing
for us today?Copy !req
354. "Home on the Range."Copy !req
355. Next!Copy !req
356. Please let me in the chorus.Copy !req
357. My voice grows on you.Copy !req
358. So do liver spots, but
I don't make you look at them.Copy !req
359. Miss Fowl,
that is not funny.Copy !req
360. Okay, okay,
it's a little funny.Copy !req
361. I have half a mind
to report you.Copy !req
362. Half a mind?Copy !req
363. No wonder
you can't sing.Copy !req
364. We are so fired.Copy !req
365. Hey, Jimmy,Copy !req
366. look who I brought
with me.Copy !req
367. Carl, what are
you doing?Copy !req
368. You shouldn't
bring it to school.Copy !req
369. Pipe down, children!Copy !req
370. We have several more projects
to get to today.Copy !req
371. Let's see... Libby.Copy !req
372. For my project,
I got everyone in townCopy !req
373. to sign this petition
asking Graystar to singCopy !req
374. at the opening of
the town's new library.Copy !req
375. Hey, you told me it was
a petition to save the whales.Copy !req
376. She told me it was to build
a community center.Copy !req
377. Oh, uh, they're going
to do those things, too.Copy !req
378. And that concludes
my presentation.Copy !req
379. Oh, thank you, Libby.Copy !req
380. Who would like to go next?Copy !req
381. Me, oh, please!Copy !req
382. Over here!
Pick me!Copy !req
383. Um, let's see...Copy !req
384. Here, Miss Fowl,
right in front
of you,Copy !req
385. completely ready
to go.Copy !req
386. Do I have
any volunteers?Copy !req
387. For the love of humanity,
pick me!Copy !req
388. How about you, Carl?Copy !req
389. I'd be happy to go,
Miss Fowl.Copy !req
390. Carl, I don't think
this is a good idea.Copy !req
391. Don't worry, Jimmy.Copy !req
392. My friends,
prepare to be amazed.Copy !req
393. From the depths of out,Copy !req
394. I give you the world's
one and only twonky!Copy !req
395. Seen it already.Copy !req
396. What is it?Copy !req
397. Well, it's
an exotic space creatureCopy !req
398. that our good friend Jimmy
found on a far-off comet.Copy !req
399. It's adorable.Copy !req
400. It's the cutest thing I've seen.Copy !req
401. Big deal.Copy !req
402. My Chilean tree frogs
are just as cute,Copy !req
403. and they shoot blood
out their eyes.Copy !req
404. Oh, well, the twonky
has more to offerCopy !req
405. than cuteness
and affection, Butch.Copy !req
406. For example, he can ricochet
like a Superball.Copy !req
407. Uh-huh.Copy !req
408. He is adept at camouflage.Copy !req
409. And he has excellent
motor skills.Copy !req
410. Nathan...Copy !req
411. Oh, that's so cool!Copy !req
412. That thing rocks, man.Copy !req
413. And since he's the only one
in the galaxy,Copy !req
414. I guess you all have
to be nice to meCopy !req
415. if you ever want
to get near him.Copy !req
416. I'll tutor you.Copy !req
417. I'll beat you up softly.Copy !req
418. I'll chew your food.Copy !req
419. Oh, dear,
I think your twonkyCopy !req
420. has a cold, Carl.Copy !req
421. Wha...Copy !req
422. Nope,
just a fur ball.Copy !req
423. Fur ball, nothing!Copy !req
424. Mama's shooting out
young'uns.Copy !req
425. And there's enough
for everybody.Copy !req
426. Guys, no!Copy !req
427. It could be a hostile species.Copy !req
428. Hostile— look at them.Copy !req
429. They're just
little puffballs.Copy !req
430. Listen to me.Copy !req
431. I saw an eight-foot monster
that came from the same comet.Copy !req
432. Move it, megahead.Copy !req
433. Nick, you?Copy !req
434. Uh, I'm just
using himCopy !req
435. to sample hair
products on.Copy !req
436. And when I was done
burping him,Copy !req
437. I think I heard
him say, "Mama."Copy !req
438. Well, Isabella tests
well above her age group.Copy !req
439. We're already talking
to preschools.Copy !req
440. And that's Calvin Coolidge—
our 30th president.Copy !req
441. I once danced the hucklebuck
with him in Chicago,Copy !req
442. but you won't find that
in the history books.Copy !req
443. Who wants to be in
some cheesy chorus, anyway?Copy !req
444. Right, UltraLord, Robo-fiend,
Bugaoh and Twonky?Copy !req
445. Talk about lame.Copy !req
446. In fact, I think those geeks
in chorus are...Copy !req
447. the luckiest people
in all the land.Copy !req
448. Thanks, Twonky.Copy !req
449. Why can't you be
more supportive like him?Copy !req
450. Well, Twonkster, we've had
a busy day, you and I.Copy !req
451. And there's nothingCopy !req
452. that helps me unwind better
after a busy dayCopy !req
453. than a relaxing round
of bending and stretching.Copy !req
454. I even have a song for it.Copy !req
455. It goes...Copy !req
456. I told him it was a bad idea,
but did he listen?Copy !req
457. No, he didn't.Copy !req
458. He's going to help me
go door to doorCopy !req
459. getting everyone's twonkies
and sending them back to space.Copy !req
460. Carl? Carl?Copy !req
461. Jimmy.Copy !req
462. Y-You can have your
twonky back now.Copy !req
463. Hey, twonky, over here!Copy !req
464. Carl, what happened?Copy !req
465. I don't know!Copy !req
466. I was just doing exercisesCopy !req
467. and singing my bending
and stretching songCopy !req
468. and suddenly my twonky
turned into a monster.Copy !req
469. I was afraid something
like this would happen.Copy !req
470. Well, maybe somebody
should have thought of thatCopy !req
471. before he brought a strange
creature back from outer...Copy !req
472. Carl!Copy !req
473. Sorry.Copy !req
474. All I know is,
if your twonkyCopy !req
475. morphed into
a violent beast,Copy !req
476. then so can
everybody's.Copy !req
477. We have to find out
what causes it, and fast!Copy !req
478. I'm back, Hugh.Copy !req
479. At least, nowCopy !req
480. we'll have
enough groceries
to make dinner.Copy !req
481. Thanks, Sugarbooger.Copy !req
482. Ooh, and Mr. Tomasini
gave me this adorable
little creature.Copy !req
483. I think it's
called a twonky.Copy !req
484. That's nice, dear.Copy !req
485. Wait till you see the actCopy !req
486. I've been working on
with Flippy.Copy !req
487. He can sing while I drink water.Copy !req
488. Are you ready, Flippy?Copy !req
489. I sure am.Copy !req
490. Oh, golly!Copy !req
491. Oh, good grief!Copy !req
492. Oh, Flippy, run!Copy !req
493. Run, Flippy!Copy !req
494. Dad!Copy !req
495. Dad, are you okay?Copy !req
496. Everyone's a critic.Copy !req
497. Great idea, Libbs.Copy !req
498. I hear these new hip-hop
babycize classesCopy !req
499. really strengthen
the parent-child bond.Copy !req
500. Like I need an excuse
to get down...Copy !req
501. and kick it!Copy !req
502. My twonky!Copy !req
503. My boombox!Copy !req
504. It was so young.Copy !req
505. And those are
the American presidents.Copy !req
506. Now let's review our ABCsCopy !req
507. in song.Copy !req
508. What's wrong, little fella?Copy !req
509. Uh, now...Copy !req
510. Ow.Copy !req
511. Don't hurt Mama.Copy !req
512. Oh, man!Copy !req
513. Watch the hair!Copy !req
514. Watch the hairdo.Copy !req
515. Your twonkies attacked us
in babycize class!Copy !req
516. They bustedCopy !req
517. my boombox.Copy !req
518. Those things are a menace!Copy !req
519. Dude!Copy !req
520. My 'do is ruined!Copy !req
521. Just when I was learning
to love again.Copy !req
522. People, people!Copy !req
523. This isn't a time for blameCopy !req
524. or I'd be saying things like,Copy !req
525. "I tried to tell you," and
"Why didn't you jerks listen?"Copy !req
526. Your stories have
a common theme.Copy !req
527. Painful biting?Copy !req
528. Massive blood loss?Copy !req
529. No, music!Copy !req
530. Harmonic patterns
cause the twonkiesCopy !req
531. to morph into beasts
and attack the source.Copy !req
532. We've got to shut down
all the music in townCopy !req
533. before the rest hear it.Copy !req
534. You can't stop
the music!Copy !req
535. We've got to!Copy !req
536. Now, here's the plan:Copy !req
537. Carl, you go to the Candy Bar;Copy !req
538. Cindy, you head to school;Copy !req
539. Sheen, you...Copy !req
540. Where's Sheen?Copy !req
541. I already told you, UltraLord,
we can't go outside.Copy !req
542. Being rejected from chorusCopy !req
543. has caused me to shun
the light of day.Copy !req
544. What's that, Robo-Fiend?Copy !req
545. Well, thank you, I once thought
I had a beautiful voice, too,Copy !req
546. but Miss Fowl says
I have no talent.Copy !req
547. Yes, Bugaoh, Bringer of Flame,
she is getting on in years,Copy !req
548. but I don't think
she's a thousand.Copy !req
549. Really, twonky?Copy !req
550. You'd like to hear me sing?Copy !req
551. Well, I don't think...
okay, maybe just for you.Copy !req
552. Here it goes.Copy !req
553. All right, all right,
eyes off your twonkiesCopy !req
554. and on moi, everyone.Copy !req
555. Now, on the downbeat.Copy !req
556. Stop, don't sing!Copy !req
557. Miss Vortex, thank you
for joining us.Copy !req
558. You're ten minutes late!Copy !req
559. Fellow choristers, due
to a dangerous situationCopy !req
560. too complicated to go into,
this rehearsal is canceled.Copy !req
561. I know how painful
this must be for you...Copy !req
562. Hey, Ike, crank up the tunes.Copy !req
563. Yeah, you got it.Copy !req
564. Don't touch that jukebox.Copy !req
565. It is I, Carl Wheezer, come
to rescue you from the twonkies,Copy !req
566. who become ferocious
upon hearing music.Copy !req
567. Wait!Copy !req
568. That's pure butterscotch.Copy !req
569. So?Copy !req
570. So here, use this
chocolate sauce.Copy !req
571. Huh, you should see
what it does to teeth.Copy !req
572. Thank you, citizen.Copy !req
573. And now I must continue
my heroic missionCopy !req
574. to save the town from
the twonkies' horrible rampa...Copy !req
575. Are you going
to finish that?Copy !req
576. Scoot over.Copy !req
577. Mmm, mmm.Copy !req
578. Attention, Retroville.Copy !req
579. This is an emergency.Copy !req
580. Please refrain from
all singing, humming, whistlingCopy !req
581. or musical expression of
any kind until further notice.Copy !req
582. And no one-man bands.Copy !req
583. Sorry.Copy !req
584. You're sure we're
in the right place?Copy !req
585. Positive—
it says here to meetCopy !req
586. this Libby girl
right here at 4:00.Copy !req
587. Maybe we should
just start.Copy !req
588. Did you fix that
library song she sent?Copy !req
589. Don't worry, Sis,
I gave it the full-on
punkadelic treatment.Copy !req
590. There we go— good as new.Copy !req
591. Take a look, Flippy.Copy !req
592. "Good as new"?Copy !req
593. I look like
I lost an argumentCopy !req
594. with a wood chipper.Copy !req
595. Oh, come on,
Flippy.Copy !req
596. You could show me
a little gratitude.Copy !req
597. You're right— thanks.Copy !req
598. You're welcome.Copy !req
599. Thanks for making me
look like Pinocchio
after a bar fight.Copy !req
600. All right, all right,
all right.Copy !req
601. So maybe you
don't look perfect,Copy !req
602. but the important thing
is nothing will ever
hurt you again.Copy !req
603. Hey, Braveheart,Copy !req
604. hand me my leg,
will you?Copy !req
605. The other one.Copy !req
606. Shh.Copy !req
607. School.Copy !req
608. Check.
Park?Copy !req
609. Check.
Candy Bar?Copy !req
610. Good work,
everyone.Copy !req
611. Now that we've stopped
the music,Copy !req
612. we have to get the twonkies
and shoot them back.Copy !req
613. We'll have to hurry.Copy !req
614. If we miss Twonkus-3
when it returns,Copy !req
615. we'll have the twonkies
for another year.Copy !req
616. Yo, Retroville!Copy !req
617. Are you ready to get crazy?Copy !req
618. What in the world?Copy !req
619. Four o'clock?Copy !req
620. Graystar must have
gotten my letter.Copy !req
621. Way to go, Neutron!Copy !req
622. Now every one of your
stupid space creaturesCopy !req
623. has morphed into
a feral beast.Copy !req
624. We can't let them
get Graystar.Copy !req
625. Guys, guys, focus.Copy !req
626. Carl, to the lab.Copy !req
627. If it's a battle they want,Copy !req
628. then a battle
they're going to get.Copy !req
629. Um... what do I have
to do again, Jimmy?Copy !req
630. It's simple, Carl.Copy !req
631. As the twonkies
approach the library,Copy !req
632. we vacuum them into
the containment bin.Copy !req
633. Then we'll blast the bin
to the comet.Copy !req
634. How come Sheen never has to doCopy !req
635. the dangerous
town-saving things?Copy !req
636. I haven't seen Sheen
in hours.Copy !req
637. We only have
30 minutesCopy !req
638. until the comet
passes by Earth
for the last time.Copy !req
639. Okay, just a few more ques...Copy !req
640. What the...Copy !req
641. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
642. Whoa!Copy !req
643. The twonkies are still there,Copy !req
644. but Graystar's gone.Copy !req
645. They must have been...Copy !req
646. Oh, it's
too horrible!Copy !req
647. This has gone
far enough.Copy !req
648. We're going in.Copy !req
649. Vacuum to power.Copy !req
650. Time to take out
the tricks.Copy !req
651. That's the last of the.Copy !req
652. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
653. You did it,
dude.Copy !req
654. Way to go.Copy !req
655. Way to go,
nerd bomb.Copy !req
656. Hey, where's Graystar?Copy !req
657. Uh... yeah, well,
about that...Copy !req
658. Is one of you kids
named Libby?Copy !req
659. Me! I'm Libby.Copy !req
660. I can't believe
you guys showed up.Copy !req
661. Sorry about
the rabid aliens
attacking you.Copy !req
662. I've seen worse.Copy !req
663. We play at a lot of colleges.Copy !req
664. You guys want
to hear some music?Copy !req
665. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
666. That went off
without a hitch.Copy !req
667. And we still
have 20 minutesCopy !req
668. to send the twonkies
back to the comet.Copy !req
669. Jimmy, shouldn't we hurry
and move the crateCopy !req
670. before the twonkies
go crazy again?Copy !req
671. Don't worry—
the crate's madeCopy !req
672. of triple-
reinforced steel.Copy !req
673. It would take something
a lot strongerCopy !req
674. than a few
music-crazed twonkiesCopy !req
675. to bust out of it.Copy !req
676. Oh.Copy !req
677. Um... Jimmy...Copy !req
678. I said relax, Carl.Copy !req
679. We'll deal
with the twonkiesCopy !req
680. right after
this song.Copy !req
681. But Jimmy...Copy !req
682. I hate where
this is going.Copy !req
683. That's the same
type of monsterCopy !req
684. I saw on the comet!Copy !req
685. Not again!Copy !req
686. This gig stinks.Copy !req
687. The monster is just
a conglomeration of twonkies.Copy !req
688. The one on the comet didn't
care about the rocket at all.Copy !req
689. He was trying to destroy
the rocket's radio.Copy !req
690. Um, Jimmy,Copy !req
691. if you're done
talking to yourself,Copy !req
692. we have
a situation here!Copy !req
693. There's nothing
I can do.Copy !req
694. This monster
is imperviousCopy !req
695. to every weapon
I've got.Copy !req
696. Shall I do the honors?Copy !req
697. Be my guest.Copy !req
698. Run for your lives!Copy !req
699. Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
700. Sheen, where
have you been?Copy !req
701. Working through
some self-esteem issues.Copy !req
702. Who's the big
scary guy?Copy !req
703. You mean,
you don't know?Copy !req
704. All the twonkies
turned evil and
banded togetherCopy !req
705. to form one big monster
after hearing music.Copy !req
706. What? That's impossible.Copy !req
707. My twonky's still
small and cute,Copy !req
708. and I've been singing
to him all day.Copy !req
709. You have?Copy !req
710. And he doesn't morph?Copy !req
711. No, he happens
to love my voice.Copy !req
712. Unlike you philistines,
e tu, Jimmy.Copy !req
713. Sheen, take me
to him right now.Copy !req
714. I don't know.Copy !req
715. My room's kind of messy.Copy !req
716. I wasn't really
expecting...Copy !req
717. Now!Copy !req
718. All right!Copy !req
719. Dang!Copy !req
720. Liversnap.Copy !req
721. Liversnap!Copy !req
722. You named your
twonky Liversnap?Copy !req
723. Yeah, I thought about naming him
Mr. Cabbage Patch,Copy !req
724. but then I thought to myself,
that's a stupid name.Copy !req
725. Hey, there he is now.Copy !req
726. You're right.Copy !req
727. He hasn't morphed.Copy !req
728. Sheen, let me hear you sing.Copy !req
729. Really? You mean it?Copy !req
730. Yes.Copy !req
731. Cool!Copy !req
732. Should I kick it
Afro-Cuban style,Copy !req
733. or shall we take
a stroll down Broadway?Copy !req
734. Anything, anything.Copy !req
735. Okay.Copy !req
736. That's amazing.Copy !req
737. Yep, and I never
had one lesson.Copy !req
738. You actually
sing so badly,Copy !req
739. the twonky perceives
it as anti-music.Copy !req
740. Instead of enraging him,
it lulls him to sleep.Copy !req
741. Well, I don't like to brag.Copy !req
742. Hey!Copy !req
743. Sheen, how
would you likeCopy !req
744. your singing voice
to be belovedCopy !req
745. by everyone in town?Copy !req
746. Hm... I don't know...Copy !req
747. Okay.Copy !req
748. Good,
come on!Copy !req
749. Not Sid's Sheet Music!Copy !req
750. Not Krazy Mike's Pianos!Copy !req
751. Not Dummies-R-Us!Copy !req
752. Hey, what's that have
to do with music?Copy !req
753. Actually,Copy !req
754. I threw that one.Copy !req
755. He's heading this way!Copy !req
756. Look, up in the sky.Copy !req
757. It's a bird.Copy !req
758. It's a plane.Copy !req
759. It's Neutron,Copy !req
760. with that weird kid
strapped to his hover car.Copy !req
761. Start singing, Sheen.Copy !req
762. You've got it, Jimmy.Copy !req
763. It's working.Copy !req
764. Sing something else.Copy !req
765. Okay, we're going
to bring things down a bitCopy !req
766. with one of my favorites,Copy !req
767. and I hope it's one
of yours, too.Copy !req
768. It worked.Copy !req
769. You did it, Sheen.Copy !req
770. You want me
to keep singing?Copy !req
771. No!Copy !req
772. All right! Dang!Copy !req
773. This isn't over,
people.Copy !req
774. If we don't
blast that monster
back to the cometCopy !req
775. in the next
ten minutes,Copy !req
776. he's stuck here
for another year.Copy !req
777. That's bad.Copy !req
778. I'll have to sing
whenever he wakes up.Copy !req
779. That's worse.Copy !req
780. Yes.Copy !req
781. Do you see that,
Flippy?Copy !req
782. Your brother Jimmy
is a science genius.Copy !req
783. Hugh,Copy !req
784. that thing is not
Jimmy's brother.Copy !req
785. Shh! He has ears,
you know.Copy !req
786. Ow!Copy !req
787. And they have splinters.Copy !req
788. Remind me to sand
his head later.Copy !req
789. How long until the cometCopy !req
790. enters Earth's orbit, Goddard?Copy !req
791. 30 seconds.Copy !req
792. Oh-oh.Copy !req
793. It looks like
the monster's waking up.Copy !req
794. Don't worry.Copy !req
795. With my velvet voice,
I could justCopy !req
796. send it right back
to slumberland.Copy !req
797. Give me some
of that popcorn.Copy !req
798. I think we're ready to launch.Copy !req
799. And liftoff
in five,Copy !req
800. four, three,
two, one!Copy !req
801. His struggling's
caused a disconnectCopy !req
802. to the main thruster.Copy !req
803. Sing, Sheen!Copy !req
804. Right.Copy !req
805. Sing!Copy !req
806. Rendezvous window closing
in 15 seconds.Copy !req
807. I can trigger
the thruster manually,Copy !req
808. but I'll need a fire
to provide the necessary heat.Copy !req
809. Does anybody have 4.2 pounds
of dried wood?Copy !req
810. Sugarbooger?Copy !req
811. Why are you looking
at Flippy like that?Copy !req
812. No!Copy !req
813. No...Copy !req
814. No!Copy !req
815. And liftoff!Copy !req
816. Whew! That was a close one.Copy !req
817. Look, everyone!Copy !req
818. It's Graystar.Copy !req
819. Hey, gang— just came
to say good-bye.Copy !req
820. Glad we could help
save the day.Copy !req
821. What? You didn't help.Copy !req
822. Oh, didn't we?Copy !req
823. No, Jimmy and Sheen
captured the monsterCopy !req
824. after you guys
drove off in your bus.Copy !req
825. Look! Bigfoot!Copy !req
826. Where?Copy !req
827. Well, Sheen, it looksCopy !req
828. like this town
owes you a big
debt of gratitude,Copy !req
829. and I think I know
just how to repay it.Copy !req
830. And solo.Copy !req
831. Well, everything's
back to normal.Copy !req
832. Yeah.Copy !req
833. Still, I can't
help feelingCopy !req
834. that we forgot
something.Copy !req
835. So what do you want me
to say now?Copy !req
836. Got to blast!Copy !req