1. Got to blast!
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2. Help!
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3. Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEON
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4. UltraLord, defender of
the galaxy, is proud to present
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5. his new sidekick,
Doctor Science.
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6. Give it up, peeps!
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7. Sheen, I'm not your sidekick.
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8. Don't like the name?
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9. How about "Smarty Boy?"
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10. "Captain Big Head?"
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11. Maybe just "Merv."
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12. I don't want to play
superheroes.
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13. I just want to test
my new invention.
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14. But role playing
helps us act out
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15. our most twisted
fantasies.
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16. Behold, I am the Tofunator,
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17. striking soy-based fear
throughout the world
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18. with my tofu blaster!
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19. Run, Jimmy!
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20. If that tofu
touches us,
we're done for!
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21. I'm hit! I'm hit!
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22. Superpowers useless...
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23. tofu makes UltraLord
want to spew.
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24. Hurry up, it's up to you,
Doctor Science!
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25. Hasta la vista, babies.
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26. I'll have to finish testing.
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27. Sheen, power up bouncy shoes.
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28. Whoo!
Whoo!
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29. Way to go, Doctor Science,
we lost him.
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30. Wishful thinking.
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31. Eat bean curd, bouncy boys!
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32. Whoo-hoo!
Whaa!
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33. Whaa!
Whaa!
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34. Huh? Uh-oh.
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35. That was awesome!
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36. Yeah.
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37. Note to self:
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38. mindlessly increase
bounce factor by 12%.
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39. Hey, Jimmy, I didn't know
you were selling your house.
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40. Howdy, boys.
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41. Hey, Jimbo,
start packing.
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42. We got to move if
I want to keep my job.
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43. We're moving?
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44. You're moving?
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45. Your dad has a job?
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46. So, your father's
company is moving,
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47. That means our lives are ruined.
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48. I-I mean...
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49. I can't believe Mallard Motors
is leaving Retroville.
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50. Everyone in town
buys their cars there.
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51. But everyone in Retroville
has a car now.
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52. That's why we're moving
to Derryville.
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53. What about my friends?
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54. They'll have to stay here.
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55. I'm sure we'll make
plenty of new friends
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56. in Drearyville—
uh, Derryville.
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57. Look, I know moving is hard,
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58. but there's
some good things, too.
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59. For example...
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60. Oh, no, wait,
that's a bad thing.
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61. Maybe you should look
for a new job in town.
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62. A new job?
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63. That's crazy talk.
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64. I'll bet you'd be good
at all sorts of things, Dad.
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65. How about this,
"Toy Inventor Wanted"-- ha!
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66. You're in touch with
your inner child, right?
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67. Yeah, actually, Peebo and I
aren't speaking right now.
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68. But I do occasionally
talk to Bing-Bing,
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69. a giant invisible panda.
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70. See, you've got
a great imagination.
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71. Imagination?
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72. Come on, Dad,
give it a try.
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73. For us?
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74. Hmm...
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75. Neutrons, say hello
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76. to Baby Quacky.
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77. Huh? Yeah?
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78. Oh...
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79. My, that's wonderful, Hugh.
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80. Yeah, and it only
took five minutes.
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81. Yeah, turns out
I'm a great toy inventor.
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82. Now, watch what happens
when I activate the remote.
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83. Hey!
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84. Remote controls are supposed
to make things... do stuff.
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85. This one's broken.
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86. Ah, man, what a gyp...
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87. This toy inventing stuff is
hard work!
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88. I'm going to have to go...
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89. Better keep packing,
Jimmy.
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90. Mom, Dad needs help.
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91. I know, honey,
but therapy is expensive,
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92. and with the move
and all...
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93. No, Mom, I meant
with his toy.
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94. Oh... that, too.
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95. Scalpel.
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96. Circuit board.
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97. Suture.
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98. Baby Quackers 3000—
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99. the greatest duck baby...
doll... thing ever.
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100. It walks.
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101. It destroys stuff.
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102. It even has state-of-the-art
wee-wee transistors.
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103. Got to go potty.
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104. Oopsy.
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105. Dad's sure to get
that job now, Goddard,
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106. and we won't have to leave
Retroville.
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107. Uh-oh, shorted out
the batteries.
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108. I know I have some batteries
here somewhere.
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109. You looking for something,
Creator?
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110. Perhaps we could be
of service.
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111. After you nearly deleted
everyone on earth?
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112. Nice try.
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113. The creator still
hates us.
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114. And all we try to do
is please him.
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115. You could spread the irony
with a paper knife.
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116. Maybe if we tell him
where the batteries are,
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117. he'll reduce
our sentence.
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118. Glad I thought
of it.
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119. To the left,
Creator.
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120. Exactly.
Getting
warmer.
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121. Very warm
now.
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122. Boiling.
Yes.
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123. Oh, yeah, thanks.
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124. Quid pro quo, Creator,
quid pro quo.
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125. We scratched your back, now you
scratch our dorsal transistors!
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126. Sorry, guys, not a chance.
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127. Imbecile! That back-scratching
metaphor made us look pathetic.
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128. What metaphor?
I have an itch.
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129. Well, here,
let me scratch it.
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130. Ow!
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131. Get away from me.
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132. Stupid...
Stop it!
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133. Well, Neutrons, I'm off to
my big toy company interview.
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134. Oh, good luck,
Hugh.
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135. Thanks, Sugarbooger.
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136. But I've already got my
two lucky charms right here—
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137. my rabbit's foot
and my driftwood monkey.
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138. Uh, Dad, aren't you
forgetting something?
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139. My lucky turban?
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140. No, Dad.
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141. Baby Quackers.
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142. Oh, right, yes, of course.
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143. Say, something about Baby
Quackers seems... different.
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144. Oh, well, I, uh...
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145. I shined it for you.
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146. Right, that's it,
it's a shiny ducky now.
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147. Thanks, Jimbo.
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148. Come on, Quackers,
let's go dance for the man.
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149. Wow...
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150. I can't believe
Jimmy's moving away.
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151. I know.
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152. Who will make cool inventions
for us?
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153. Who will nearly destroy
the town once a week?
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154. Who will have
a head
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155. grossly out
of proportion
to his body?
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156. We'll never replace
Jimmy!
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157. Wait!
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158. Let's get a new
best friend
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159. and train him to be
just like Jimmy.
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160. Hey, yeah.
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161. Where will we find
someone so clueless
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162. he won't realize
what we're doing?
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163. Bolbi happy.
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164. Bolbi get a lint brush
for birthday!
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165. Can you think of anybody?
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166. So, as you can see,
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167. Baby Quackers will appeal
to boys, girls
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168. and duck lovers everywhere.
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169. What's the remote control do?
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170. Oh... well,
nothing, really, I...
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171. I mean,
it's supposed to, uh...
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172. Got to go potty.
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173. Oopsy.
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174. I'll just... show myself out.
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175. Okay, let's review.
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176. I'm UltraLord,
Carl is Tofunator,
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177. and you are
Doctor Science.
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178. Bolbi not want to be
Doctor Science.
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179. Bolbi be SuperKabobee!
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180. "SuperKabobee?"
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181. What kind of superhero is that?
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182. SuperKabobee most famous hero
person in all Backhairistan.
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183. Behold... SuperKabobee is
mighty skewer of justice!
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184. Let bad man tremble
at my powerful
lamb kabob!
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185. It's going to be
a long childhood.
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186. Let's see
that lamb kabob.
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187. Leave it alone!
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188. I don't understand.
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189. Dad should be back
from his interview by now.
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190. Ooh-ooh!
Creator?
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191. We could assist you.
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192. Yes, all we'll need is
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193. a global positioning unit,
some plutonium,
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194. and a lifetime supply
of cheddar chips.
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195. What? I like cheddar chips.
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196. Dad's back!
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197. And he brought a moving van.
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198. The father has been
located.
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199. I'll go mad if
I have to stay here!
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200. At least we have each other.
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201. I'll go mad if
I have to stay here!
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202. Thanks for the lift, Porky!
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203. That van isn't for us?
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204. Oh, now,
why would we move
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205. when I've... got
a great new job
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206. as assistant
vice-junior toy inventor
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207. at Krellmann Toy!
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208. You did it, Jimmy!
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209. Oh, I mean, Hugh.
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210. Way to go, Dad!
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211. Ha!
Whoo-hoo!
Yay!
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212. We're so proud, honey.
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213. Wait till I tell the guys!
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214. We are staying right here
in Retroville.
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215. All I have to do is
come up with a toy design
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216. every day
for the rest of my life.
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217. Hey...
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218. Why did everybody
stop dancing?
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219. Oh, we're thrilled
you got the job
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220. at the toy company,
honey.
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221. You've got to come up with
a new toy design every day?
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222. Yes, sirree, and
they want each toy
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223. to do cool,
high-tech stuff
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224. just like Baby Quackers.
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225. Well, better get crackin'
on some new design.
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226. We're doomed.
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227. Don't worry, Mom.
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228. I think I can soup up
Dad's toy designs
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229. day after day
after day...
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230. at least until
I go away to college.
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231. I'll bring your meals
to your clubhouse.
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232. Hmm, well, this circuit board
should give the toy
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233. state-of-the-art
transforming abilities.
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234. How's the candy ammunition
coming, Goddard?
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235. This is the fifth invention
this week.
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236. Maybe if I rest my head
for just a minute.
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237. Uh, Pudding Pants,
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238. have you seen the Malibu
Death Machine I invented?
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239. I left it right here
on the kitchen table.
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240. Oh, I think Jimmy is
in his clubhouse working on it,
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241. I mean, shining it.
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242. Jimbo, are you in there?
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243. Open up, son!
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244. I need my toy!
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245. Huh? Carl, Sheen,
come on in.
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246. Whoa!
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247. Groovy.
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248. Jimbo added an underground disco
to the clubhouse.
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249. Oh, isn't
that cute?
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250. He had so much fun
playing
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251. with my new
Malibu Death Machine
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252. he's all tuckered out.
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253. Oh,
needs batteries.
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254. There must be some
batteries around here.
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255. Oh, the creator's father seeks
a portable power source.
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256. In here!
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257. Hello, hello,
funny man!
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258. Hey, little bitty
talking batteries—
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259. that's even better.
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260. Come here.
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261. We're back again, baby!
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262. We owe our freedom
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263. to the creator's
father.
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264. We must find a way
to thank him.
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265. The Meat of the Month Club
is always nice.
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266. Fool, he's
a vegetarian.
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267. Then he can regift.
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268. Done.
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269. Gentlemen,
the Malibu Death Machine
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270. will be the biggest toy ever.
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271. The boys will love
its massive firepower
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272. while the girls love
its bouncing and behaving hair.
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273. What about duck lovers?
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274. I used duck grease
to lube the fuselage.
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275. All righty, get ready for
the most fun toy in the world.
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276. Neutron, is this a joke?
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277. No, no, no,
I could've just sworn I...
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278. Neutron!
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279. Something is distressing
the creator's father.
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280. I won't let you blow
our chance at freedom.
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281. Let us review his commands.
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282. He wanted us to be
the biggest toy ever.
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283. One of these commands
says "super size."
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284. Hit it!
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285. No! Down... down, boy!
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286. I am not happy
about this one little bit!
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287. The creator's father
is still not pleased.
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288. He also said
our housing unit
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289. would yield
a high degree of fun.
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290. Let us achieve fun.
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291. Listen to their squeals
of merriment.
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292. Yes, we are beloved
by children of all ages.
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293. Engaging flaming
licorice bazooka.
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294. Ow!
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295. Switching to
rocket-propelled
candy-cane launcher.
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296. Aim for
their funny bones.
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297. Got to modify Dad's
new toy before...
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298. Where's the toy
I was working on?
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299. Where are the nanobots?
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300. Goddard, we've got
to stop those nanobots
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301. before they destroy
the whole town.
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302. But how?
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303. Think... think!
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304. Got to go potty.
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305. Brain blast!
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306. I should be able to use
the Baby Quacker's remote
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307. to control
the Malibu Death Machine.
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308. It looks like the end
for UltraLord,
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309. unless his trusty sidekick
Dr. Science saves him
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310. with some cool gadget.
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311. SuperKabobee have cool gadget.
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312. Behold the lint brush
of doom!
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313. Okay,
this is really lame.
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314. I know!
If Jimmy were here
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315. we would've fallen
out of the sky
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316. two or three
times by now.
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317. SuperKabobee has saved the day!
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318. What is wrong
with my new friends?
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319. You want to play
with the lint brush?
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320. No, dude, turn around.
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321. This is a job for SuperKabobee's
mighty skewers of justice!
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322. I have candy
in the wrong places.
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323. It warms my diodes
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324. to bring such joy
to the world.
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325. I, too,
feel the love.
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326. Keep firing.
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327. Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
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328. Jimmy, what are you doing here?
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329. The nanobots got inside
one of my dad's toys
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330. and now the entire town
is about to be destroyed.
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331. Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.
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332. Go, Jimmy!
Go, Jimmy!
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333. Do you want us
to help you
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334. save the town
for old-time's sake.
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335. It might put
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337. We'll do it!
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338. A little to the left.
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339. A little more.
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340. Perfect— stay right
in its path.
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341. Don't move until I say so.
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342. Carl, we're about to
be totally obliterated
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343. by a monster girl tank.
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344. It's great to
have Jimmy back.
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345. Isn't it, though?
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346. I've got to lock on
to the tank's radio frequency.
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347. Come on, come on.
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348. The creator and his colleagues
appear highly stressed.
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349. We better level both
barrels of fun at them.
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350. Almost there.
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351. Almost... got it!
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352. You strange...
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353. Remote manipulation.
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355. "Got to go potty."
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356. Yes, it's taking
the remote's commands.
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357. All tanks have
flood capacity.
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358. Try to hold it in!
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359. I... can't!
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360. Oopsy.
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362. Oh, no!
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363. Good job, Jimmy!
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364. You saved the town
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365. but still caused
mondo destruction!
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366. Oh, nice going,
bladder boy.
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367. I knew we
should've gone
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368. before we left
the office.
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369. I am terribly
uncomfortable.
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370. Would you change me?
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371. Yes, I'll start with
the shape of your head.
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372. Ow! You have anger issues.
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373. Yeah,
this is helping.
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374. Ow! Ow! Ow!
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375. So I guess since your
dad's toy company is toast
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to move after all, huh?
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377. Yeah,
I guess so.
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378. Friendship
is a cruel mistress.
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379. Hi, boys.
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380. You're just in time
for the celebration.
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381. The celebration?
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382. Yes, your father got
a promotion!
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383. You mean you didn't lose
your job?
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384. Nope, the Malibu
Death Machine
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385. was a public-relations
bonanza.
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386. We made
all the papers.
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387. Then we don't have to move?
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388. Well, actually,
the company wants
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their headquarters
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391. But I turned them down.
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392. Dad, what'll you do for a job?
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393. Well, since practically
everyone's car
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394. was trashed
in the rampage,
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395. Mallard Motors is
reopening its doors.
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396. The Neutrons
are staying right here
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397. where we belong.
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398. And so the world
won't have to wait
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399. for the further adventures
of UltraLord...
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400. And the Tofunator.
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401. Don't forget Dr. Science.
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402. All right!
Yeah!
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403. And SuperKabobee.
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