1.  Gotta Blast!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  Help!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEONCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  "Enter the completely
'legitimate'Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  Hollywood Screenplay Contest."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  "Winning script
will get madeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  by famous
Hollywood director."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  "If you can read this sign,
you, too, can write a movie."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  What a scam!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  You would enter
a lame contest like that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  Just because you
couldn't enter it...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  Why couldn't I?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  Oh, please, when they
were passing out creativity,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  you were locked
in the little nerds' room.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  Remember his
awful short story?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  "Call it fate," Ursula said,
finishing her pastrami sandwich.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  "No," Lance said,
"Call it binomial expansion."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  And remember
his painting?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  And remember
his opera?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  Don't even...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  That was horrible.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  Yeah, don't
go there.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  You rule
math and science,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  but have the creativity
of a tree stump.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  Oh, yeah?
We'll see about that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  Cut. Exit scene.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  Fade out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  What's he
talking about?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  Got me—
that was creepy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  I'll show those guys.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  How hard can it be
to write a "screenplay?"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  Wait a minute, I have
to approach this scientifically.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  Goddard, download
the most successful moviesCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  and let me watch them
at hyperspeed.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  I'm king of the...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  Precious...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  May the force be...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  Home...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  Box of chocolates...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  There is no try...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  Nemo!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  To infinity and...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  We left Kevin!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  And your little dog, too!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  Go to blast.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  So, what's your
movie about, Libs?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  My movie's called
Cappuccino Jones.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  Hip Hop singer by day,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  fashion designer
FBI agent by night.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  Well, my movie's
about a handsome,
buff llama rancherCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  who's in love with
a beautiful older womanCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  named Judy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  Hey, isn't Jimmy's
mom named Judy?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  Uh... no,
I made that name up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  I couldn't think
of anything,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  so I just stapled some pages
of the phone book together.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  I call it, Attack of the People
Named Frank Johnson!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  Mine's about
a beautiful blonde girlCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  who gets perfect grades
and is extremely popular.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  So it's
a work
of fantasy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  Very hilarious.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  And what did
Mr. No Talent write?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  Ah, just a little something
I callCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
64.  The World's Greatest Movie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
65.  And that's a wrap.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
66.  Cut. Print it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
67.  Man, what is
wrong with him?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
68.  Seven?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
69.  A monkey?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
70.  Creamed corn?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
71.  No!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
72.  The answer is
"George Washington"!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
73.  Excuse me, Miss Fowl,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
74.  we have a call from
Quentin Smithee in Hollywood.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
75.  He's chosen the winner
of the screenplay contest.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
76.  Yes!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
77.  Quentin, baby.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
78.  Sheen here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
79.  I knew you'd love it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
80.  What do you think
about the title?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
81.  "Jimmy Won, You Imbecile"?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
82.  That's a dumb title!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
83.  Give me that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
84.  Hello.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
85.  Thanks, Mr. Smithee.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
86.  Okay...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
87.  See you soon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
88.  Ciao.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
89.  Hmm, seems I won the contest.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
90.  Anything you'd like
to say... Cindy?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
91.  I'm very happy for you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
92.  Cindy, stop clawing your desk!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
93.  Now that you're a big
Hollywood screenwriter,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
94.  are you going to remember
us little people?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
95.  And your name
is, uh...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
96.  Oh, I'm just kidding.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
97.  It's Rob, right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
98.  My name is Quentin Smithee,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
99.  and I'm here to rock
your cinematic world.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
100.  Mr. Neutron,
let me just say that this isCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
101.  the best action-adventure-
science-fiction-fantasy-Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
102.  martial arts-historical-romance
script I've ever read.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
103.  Thanks!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
104.  And I have a surprise
for you all.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
105.  I'm shooting the entire movie
in Retroville.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
106.  But Mr. Smithee, my story
takes place in London,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
107.  the Atlantic Ocean,
a mythical world and Texas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
108.  Retroville doesn't look
like any of those.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
109.  It's called paint,
cheap and in a can.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
110.  As far as casting,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
111.  this script
is too real for actors,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
112.  so I'll use
the actual residents
of Retroville.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
113.  I want you, you, you, you
and... you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
114.  I'm in the movie, too?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
115.  This is so great!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
116.  I'm a movie star!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
117.  I'll be bigger
than Erik Estrada.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
118.  Now, for my crew:Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
119.  Who wants to spend
long hours for no moneyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
120.  doing whatever I tell you to?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
121.  Me! I do! I do!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
122.  See you on set tomorrow at 6:00.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
123.  Please let me be
in your movie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
124.  I'll do anything—
anything!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
125.  Sure, you can be... Donut Boy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
126.  Now get off my car.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
127.  Is the movie called
The Adventures of Donut Boy?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
128.  No, you bring donuts
to the set.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
129.  Now, get off my car!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
130.  I pretend
to be Donut Boy,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
131.  but actually
I'm an undercover copCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
132.  who lives by
his own rules—
I love it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
133.  Can you drop me off
at my house?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
134.  Uh... this is fine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
135.  See you tomorrow!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
136.  Libby, you look
ten years younger
in this makeup.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
137.  What?
I don't want to look one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
138.  Oh, these costumes
are scrumptious!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
139.  You just can't go wrong
with basic black.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
140.  Ready to make
some magic, people?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
141.  Hook them up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
142.  Bolbi hooking up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
143.  Okay, okay, now,
now for this scene, right,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
144.  you'll be suspended
on microscopic safety wires.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
145.  Uh, shouldn't we be using
stunt people for this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
146.  What,
you mean fake it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
147.  No way, cool actors
do their own stunts.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
148.  I don't want to be cool.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
149.  This scene
is supposed to take placeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
150.  on a ship in
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151.  And?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
152.  We're on a roof.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
153.  He not
only writes,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
154.  he has eyeballs.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
155.  What a find!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
156.  Bolbi say, "Quiet, set!"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
157.  Light go on!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
158.  Camera roll!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
159.  Mr. Smithee, how do
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160.  I have no idea.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
161.  Just keep pushing buttons
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162.  And...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
163.  Um, director dude,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
164.  I'm picking up
a weird gurgling sound.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
165.  Cut!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
166.  So I didn't have
any breakfast.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
167.  I was kind of nervous
about the movie...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
168.  Donut Boy!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
169.  Are you ready for my scene?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
170.  Okay, I've been
practicing— listen.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
171.  I got your cream-filled,
double-glazed right here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
172.  Yeah.
Feed it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
173.  Ow.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
174.  Hmm...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
175.  You, go jump in a lake.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
176.  To practice for the big
underwater scene? Gotcha.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
177.  And action!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
178.  Zero, you are
the chosen one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
179.  The world is
a computer simulation.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
180.  Now, let's take a cruise
on this brand new ocean liner!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
181.  Forget the cruise—
today we fight.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
182.  Quick, quick, grab hands!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
183.  He's got sticky
doughnut stuff
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184.  Hurry up, Jimmy!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
185.  Ow...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
186.  That was unsettling.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
187.  Another few seconds
and we'd have been toast.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
188.  Yeah, not the good kind
of toast either—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
189.  with the chewy crust and
real butter on the top...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
190.  You think Smithee
knows what he's doing?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
191.  Of course he does!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
192.  You guys just don't know
how true artists work.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
193.  What a shame.
So glad no one got hurt.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
194.  Accidents will happen.
Isn't movie making thrilling?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
195.  Okay, moving on!
Next scene.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
196.  Bolbi say, move, people!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
197.  Time is the money!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
198.  Okay, okay, now, in this scene
you begin a questCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
199.  to find the mystical and
all-powerful Lord of the Rugs.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
200.  Uh, this scene
was supposed to take placeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
201.  on a misty mountaintop with
everyone riding white stallions.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
202.  Yeah, yeah,
but when I read it,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
203.  it just screamed
"roller coaster."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
204.  But when I wrote it...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
205.  Oh, writer
versus director...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
206.  Hmm, I win.
Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
207.  This is a love scene?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
208.  I have to kiss... Neutron!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
209.  Bolbi say shoot film!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
210.  I'm ready for my close-up,
Mr. Smithee.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
211.  We wants it. We needs it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
212.  We must have
the precious doughnut ring.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
213.  No, no, master,
not listening.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
214.  I hate you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
215.  I hate you, too.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
216.  Donut Boy,
take a hike!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
217.  So I look sweaty for
the action scenes?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
218.  Love it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
219.  You planned this
all along, Neutron.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
220.  You wanted
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221.  Hey, hey, hey,
I didn't knowCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
222.  any of us were going
to be in this movie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
223.  But make sure you do
justice to the material.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
224.  Just remember
I'm acting.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
225.  I'm not enjoying this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
226.  And action!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
227.  One rug to rule them all,
one rug to bind them,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
228.  one rug to bring them allCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
229.  and one rug
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230.  in the living room.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
231.  Kiss me, my love,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
232.  before we are attacked
by dinosaurs,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
233.  aliens, pirates
and gladiators!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
234.  Wait! Stop!
What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
235.  Oh, you big-headed...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
236.  Oh, I was in the moment!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
237.  We're about
to fly off the tracks!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
238.  Hold on!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
239.  Goddard,
deploy crash pad.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
240.  Everybody, jump on three!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
241.  Where's my
stunt double?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
242.  One, two, three...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
243.  Oh, are you okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
244.  I'm so sorry;
heads will roll.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
245.  See you tomorrow—
bring smiles.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
246.  We just almost
got killed again.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
247.  If it wasn't for
the free food,
I'd quit!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
248.  You can't quit my movie,
I mean, our movie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
249.  Who is this
Quentin Smithee, anyway?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
250.  Has anyone ever heard of him?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
251.  Of course—
he's very famous.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
252.  He made that movie...
you know,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
253.  with that actor,
and it had that scene.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
254.  Goddard, data check:
Quentin Smithee.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
255.  "No match."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
256.  He's a young, fresh,
undiscovered talent?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
257.  Darn that Jimmy Neutron!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
258.  Well, another little "accident"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
259.  on the set
will take care of that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
260.  I will destroy Jimmy Neutron
and his friendsCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
261.  or my name isn't...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
262.  Professor Finbar Calamitous.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
263.  Ho-ho-ho.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
264.  Pretending to make a movieCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
265.  to get rid of Jimmy Neutron
and his pesky friends is genius.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
266.  They ruined my plans before,
but they will not ruin this one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
267.  Just a...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
268.  Oh, um...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
269.  Just a minute!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
270.  Mr. Smithee,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
271.  we have a little problem.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
272.  The other actors want to quit.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
273.  Why?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
274.  It was either falling
off the 40-story buildingCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
275.  or almost crashing
on the roller coaster.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
276.  Oh, what a bunch of babies!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
277.  I know— I told them making
great art can be dangerous,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
278.  but they won't listen.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
279.  I'll speak to the others.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
280.  Okay, you guys, look.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
281.  I know you've almost been killed
twice in the past 24 hours.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
282.  But that was the past—
it's a new day, a new scene.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
283.  Any questions?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
284.  Um, yes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
285.  Are you going to finish
that croissant?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
286.  Knock yourself out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
287.  Let me assure youCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
288.  that nothing can possibly
go wrong in this next scene,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
289.  because it's
a big musical number.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
290.  We get to sing and dance?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
291.  And shake our tail feathers?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
292.  Hold on— there's
no musical number
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293.  Studio wanted it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
294.  You'll love it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
295.  Hey, Quentin!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
296.  Is this the sceneCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
297.  where Donut Boy sings
the Donut Boy theme song?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
298.  That's me, yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
299.  Got a creamy filling.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
300.  No, this is the scene
where you get lost!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
301.  Donut Boy goes missing
to increase the suspense?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
302.  I love it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
303.  Bye-bye now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
304.  All right, let's do this!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
305.  Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
306.  Yah-cha-cha-cha!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
307.  And now for the big finish.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
308.  Stay down!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
309.  I can take them out
with my watch!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
310.  Curse that Jimmy
and his inventions.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
311.  How hard can it be to eliminate
five obnoxious kids?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
312.  Sorry!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
313.  Those hats must have
been left overCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
314.  from When Hats Attack.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
315.  I am out of here!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
316.  Your script is not worth
getting killed over.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
317.  Yeah— maybe wounded,
but not killed!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
318.  The odds of
another accidentCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
319.  happening are 1,456,782 to one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
320.  Hmm...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
321.  Nah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
322.  But... but my movie...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
323.  Sorry, did I say
"my" again?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
324.  We can get
other actors, right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
325.  No, no— impossible—
they're irreplaceable.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
326.  Cindy is
Princess Butterface.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
327.  No, we got to get
all of them back.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
328.  Okay, I'll get them.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
329.  They're not going to stop
this movie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
330.  We're not dead yet.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
331.  No, but you will be.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
332.  Okay, I'm not saying
I would have won the Oscar,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
333.  but I would have
been nominated.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
334.  There you all are.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
335.  Look, I know we've had
some minor mishaps,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
336.  but I'll guarantee
your safety.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
337.  We have to finish my movie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
338.  Our movie!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
339.  Right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
340.  Sam, another round on me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
341.  Come on, you could be
movie stars.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
342.  Think of it:
limousines, swimming pools...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
343.  Monkeys?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
344.  By the barrel full.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
345.  I'm in!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
346.  No way— forget it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
347.  We almost got killed
three times.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
348.  Just think of
the Hollywood parties,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
349.  with those
little weenies
on the little buns.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
350.  Designers begging you
to wear their clothes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
351.  Your face on a screen
20 feet high.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
352.  And the monkeys!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
353.  Tell me about
the monkeys, Jim.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
354.  Monkeys as far
as the eye can see.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
355.  So will you do it
for your old pal?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
356.  Will you do it for the Jimster?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
357.  No!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
358.  But—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
359.  we'll do it for
the fame and fortune.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
360.  And the monkeys!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
361.  Are they spider monkeys?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
362.  Can they open up bananas
with their teeth?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
363.  Okay, okay, okay,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
364.  okay, okay, okay, okay—
the climax of our film.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
365.  This is where
you become magicians,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
366.  visit a dinosaur park
and rescue the ruby slippers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
367.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
368.  He wrote it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
369.  I just direct.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
370.  All right, I decidedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
371.  to set this scene
in the 13th century,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
372.  and they didn't
have watches,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
373.  so I'll take this,
and here's your magic wand.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
374.  This isn't left over
from a movie called,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
375.  When Sticks Shoot
50-Foot Flames, is it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
376.  Goddard, analyze.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
377.  It's just a piece of wood.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
378.  That reminds me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
379.  I know how sensitiveCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
380.  a robotic dog's ears
can be.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
381.  You!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
382.  Get that mutt
off the set!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
383.  Striking the doggy!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
384.  Okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay— follow me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
385.  Uh... Quentin,
I noticed you madeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
386.  some changes to this scene—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
387.  87 to be exact—
and there's no ending.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
388.  Oh, yeah, there'll be
an ending, trust me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
389.  But shouldn't we know
what it is?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
390.  Oh... let's just
have fun with it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
391.  Lights, camera, action!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
392.  So, you are the evil oneCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
393.  whose name is really
hard to pronounce.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
394.  Yes, and this is the end of you,
Perry Bladder.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
395.  Klaatu Barada Nikto!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
396.  Oh, crumpets!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
397.  What's the matter with this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
398.  Nothing ever works.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
399.  Oh, why can't I ever...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
400.  Finish anything?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
401.  The half-eaten croissant;
he forgot to write an ending;Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
402.  no record of "Quentin Smithee'sCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
403.  he didn't know how to start
the camera— it's...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
404.  Professor Finbar Calamitous.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
405.  And welcome to the last scene
of the movie and your lives.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
406.  Quentin, baby!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
407.  I'm back and I'm ready
for my next big scene!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
408.  Gramps, have you seen
Quentin around here?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
409.  Help!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
410.  Help!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
411.  Ooh, I bet this is
the sceneCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
412.  where Donut Boy
saves the day.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
413.  Come on, big, giant,
uh, slither beast!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
414.  Taste the sugary fury
of Donut Boy!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
415.  Butch, you getting
the good side?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
416.  Donut Boy,
you've made your last delivery.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
417.  Wait a minute.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
418.  Donuts!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
419.  No, thanks.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
420.  No, the gooey glaze
of those donutsCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
421.  could short-circuit
the wiring on that snake.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
422.  Dad, throw your donuts
in the snake's mouth!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
423.  I don't think
my character
would do that!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
424.  All right,
you're the writer.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
425.  Eat donuts, you fiend!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
426.  Honey-glazed!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
427.  Chocolate!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
428.  Chocolate with sprinkles!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
429.  Lemon custard!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
430.  No! No, no, no, no!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
431.  No!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
432.  No...!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
433.  Oof!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
434.  I hate show business.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
435.  Oof!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
436.  Cut! That's a wrap.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
437.  That was totally cool!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
438.  Yeah, well, you know
I'd love to stay
and chat,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
439.  but I'd better
get back to the houseCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
440.  and wait for
my fan mail.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
441.  Get me out of here!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
442.  No, problem.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
443.  I'll get you out thereCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
444.  and back to your nice,
warm jail cell!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
445.  I'll get you,
Jimmy Neutron,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
446.  and when I do, I'm going
to do something really...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
447.  Well, evil, of course.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
448.  That goes without saying.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
449.  I'll have to get back
to you on the specifics.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
450.  Well, it looks like CalamitousCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
451.  only did my screenplay
to destroy us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
452.  I guess I don't have
any artistic talent.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
453.  Nope!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
454.  Still, it's too badCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
455.  we couldn't finish the movie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
456.  Hey, maybe we can.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
457.  We still have the camera
and film.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
458.  This time we'll do it exactly
the way I wrote it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
459.  No way!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
460.  This time we do our movies.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
461.  Judy, my love, this ranch
and all my llamasCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
462.  could be yours
if you'd marry me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
463.  I can't.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
464.  I'm too blonde, too smart
and too popular.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
465.  Hold up, y'all.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
466.  Cappuccino Jones is hereCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
467.  to bring the sass
and kick out the jams.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
468.  Behold, I am the Monkey King.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
469.  I command you all to dance!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
470.  Dance, I say!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
471.  Dance!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
472.  So what do you want
me to say now?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
473.  Got to blast!Copy !req