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3. UltraLord soars majestically
through the sky
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for Sheen-kind.
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altitude.
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your father
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but Flying UltraLord
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suffered
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to learn air conditioning,
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sculpture—
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in the whole world.
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an actual rotary coil
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or checkers
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until the shine is blinding?
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Franchise Film Number 24?
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of new footage!
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with this UltraLord?
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superhero in all history!
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You?
You?
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hot out here.
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not dehydrated—
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El Magnífico!
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photographic evidence.
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I got to go.
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pie-based accident.
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not really a superhero
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in the loony bin,
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Retroville's greatest hero—
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on the edge of the cliff.
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Mr. Estevez.
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your help.
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eyes, Carl.
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where you're going!
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for the rendezvous
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are you ready?
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edgy today.
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my total idol!
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then take the brake off.
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Carl goes crazy,
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some more powers?
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quite peppy.
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the suit's batteries!
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that alligator eat
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defenseless duck.
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Carlos.
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you loved UltraLord
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an air vent!
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dark hair
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thermostat controls.
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compression accelerator.
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alligator feeding!
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with UltraLord.
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a super dad!
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give it a rest.
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at the annual pet show
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Corky Shimatzu.
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to be here and see
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pet superstar.
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sassy Cindy Vortex
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bulldog Humphrey.
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you're the dog.
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Jimmy Neutron
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favorite bully boy,
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fighting fish, Yoko.
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the dancing worm!
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as he does the twist,
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and the funky chicken.
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Larry.
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two, 12...
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super-crazy pooch.
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stop the proceedings.
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big and shiny,
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all that's good
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a party to celebrate!
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if you had a real dog!
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little wieners.
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if you had a real dog!
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Not a real dog...
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Not a real dog...
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Goddard, Goddard.
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there he is!
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on that wild robot dog!
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on a wild robot dog?
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pleasing you, is there?
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me next!
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on his sonar band frequency.
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uh... d-o-w-n-e.
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drink out of you.
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straighten your back,
less drooling!
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this, but I... but...
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unless others are suffering"?
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466. Ooh, ooh, there he is.
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467. I found him.
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468. Hey, everybody, here's
Goddard, right here.
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469. Look!
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470. For extraordinary courage
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471. in saving the life
of the annoying blond girl,
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472. I award the Retroville
Trophy of Honor to...
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473. Goddard...
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474. a true hero,
a true pet
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475. and, consarn it,
a true dog.
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476. Hey, Tito just
saved my life.
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477. Can I get
a trophy, too?
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478. You're way
too near me.
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479. Bolbi make Yuri play
celebration song.
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480. Kick it, Yuri.
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481. Ow, my eyes!
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482. Okay, this isn't funny anymore.
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483. Not that it was funny before.
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484. All right, maybe the first time,
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485. but much less so
the second time,
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486. and now it's really getting
tiresome and very painful.
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487. Hola, soy Pablo.
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488. Got to blast!
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