1. Gotta Blast!
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2. Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEON
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3. Jimmy! Jimmy!
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4. I've detected aliens
with your new telescope!
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5. They're gross and bloated
with horrible suede tentacles!
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6. Sheen, you've got
the telescope pointed
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7. at Carl's mole.
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8. It's not a mole;
it's a beauty mark.
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9. I'm putting cream on it.
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10. Wow, the universe is
so vast and intricate.
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11. I'm bored.
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12. Hmm.
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13. Libs, keep an eye
on Mars for me.
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14. It's been acting weird
all night.
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15. Is that...
Eau d'Amino Acid?
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16. Girl, you
brought us here
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17. just so you could
flirt with Jimmy.
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18. Did not!
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19. I'm here because Jimmy values
my scientific input.
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20. Why don't those two
just get a lab?
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21. Hey, Neutron,
have you checked out Mars?
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22. Huh?
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23. Mars is old news.
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24. I'm spotting comets.
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25. But it's been showing huge
fluctuations in brightness.
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26. Definitely worth
a good long look.
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27. What's that
bewitching scent?
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28. You mean my perfume?
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29. I just splash this on
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30. when I don't care
what I smell like.
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31. Mmm...
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32. I mean, oh, look, a comet.
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33. You do this every time.
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34. You invite me someplace and then
you ignore my contributions.
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35. Can't talk.
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36. Taking star pictures.
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37. When a colleague suggests
that you look at Mars,
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38. it's polite to look at Mars!
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39. There!
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40. See?
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41. Pretty!
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42. I told you Mars
was acting weird.
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43. Good thing the scope
was taking pictures.
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44. Goddard,
download images.
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45. Holy Heisenberg!
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46. Look at the size of that flare!
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47. Check it out, everybody—
it's New Year's on Mars.
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48. Happy Martian New Year.
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49. Ew!
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50. At least I won't be alone again
like last year.
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51. It's not New Year's,
you dipstick.
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52. It's some kind
of energy beam
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53. firing out into space.
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54. And not just any energy,
hydroquantum energy.
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55. Hydroquantum?
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56. I read about that stuff.
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57. You could power an entire city
with just one ice cube.
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58. Or the world
with just one flush
of the toilet.
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59. To Mars!
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60. Sorry. Am I getting
ahead of everyone?
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61. Of course, if I did go to Mars
and tap into the hydroquantum,
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62. I could shatter every
known boundary of science.
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63. Excuse me.
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64. Anyone else notice
the earth shaking?
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65. It's a space invasion!
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66. There's only one hope:
We must appease them.
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67. O great alien masters,
we worship you.
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68. Please destroy
someone else.
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69. May I suggest
the French?
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70. Attention, interlopers,
prepare to be stomped.
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71. That's no alien.
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72. Excuse me,
this is a private party!
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73. Is that who I think it is?
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74. How delicious!
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75. Hello, Neutron.
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76. It's that spoiled rich kid
who has it in for Jimmy.
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77. Eustace Strych.
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78. I thought you were
grounded for life.
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79. Yes, well, my daddy's will
is easily manipulated.
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80. So, Jimmy,
did you forget
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81. that I'd sworn everlasting
vengeance against you?
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82. Hmm, it sort of slipped my mind
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83. because I have a life,
you loser!
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84. Don't get saucy with me.
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85. You're on Strych property.
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86. State your business.
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87. Don't do it, Jimmy.
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88. Don't tell him about
the limitless power source
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89. you found on Mar...
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90. And we're not going there to get
the limitless power source
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91. if that's what you're think...
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92. Mars!
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93. Sorry, I just
get excited.
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94. Neutron, old bean,
you're keeping secrets.
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95. That's not at all polite.
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96. Blix— capture mode!
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97. Jawohl, Herr Strych.
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98. Think I'll take this mob
of yours back to my lab
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99. for a good mind shifting.
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100. Don't delete us!
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101. I'm so insane!
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102. Oh, the pain!
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103. Too bad, old bean.
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104. Hope your killer tripod
was insured.
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105. Ta-ta.
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106. You won't escape,
Neutron.
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107. My undying hatred shall
pursue you without rest!
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108. But first, I think I'll slip
into unconsciousness.
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109. More schnitzengrueber,
Carl?
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110. Danke.
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111. Good job, Goddard.
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112. We should be ready to leave
in about three days.
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113. Okay, Neutron, we're here
for our mission briefing.
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114. Cindy?
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115. What did you do to your face?
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116. Oh... just some radiation-proof
lip gloss and eyeliner.
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117. Deep space is rough
on a girl's skin, you know.
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118. Uh... I don't know.
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119. I mean, it doesn't matter,
you're not coming!
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120. What? But you're taking
Carl and Sheen,
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121. and all they do is sit around
eating schnitzengrueber.
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122. Soy-based low-carb
schnitzengrueber.
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123. Yeah, this guy
was giving out
free samples.
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124. We even got complimentary
schnitzengrueber forks.
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125. Mmm...
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126. It's so light,
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127. I don't even have to loosen
my new stretch pants.
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128. Well, Sheen and Carl
won't distract me.
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129. I mean, not that
you distract me.
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130. Why would you distract me?
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131. That would be silly.
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132. Look, Neutron,
I discovered that flare,
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133. I put on space makeup
and I'm coming to Mars!
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134. Clear?
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135. Fine!
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136. Whatever.
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137. Just... just stay
out of my way.
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138. Do you think
he likes my lip gloss?
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139. You are ill, girl.
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140. Well, if you have to come along,
here's the deal.
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141. Here's Mars
just as the flare erupted.
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142. You can see the energy source
located right here.
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143. Mmm... mmm...
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144. I knew those chuckle-headed
plebeians couldn't pass up
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145. free schnitzengrueber.
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146. That is because
I make them mit love.
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147. I want the tripod repaired
and modified in three days.
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148. When Neutron arrives on Mars,
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149. he's going to find a little
surprise waiting for him.
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150. Oh, no, I forgot my inhaler.
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151. Carl, we're already here.
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152. Ready for
landing sequence.
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153. Do you like
my new flight
suit, Libby?
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154. It's perfect for resisting
the strong Martian winds.
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155. Whatever.
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156. Huh? Think I've been staring
at you the whole trip?
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157. Well, I haven't.
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158. Well, no one
asked you to.
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159. Well, fine...
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160. Stop annoying me.
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161. What? You rude
little twerp!
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162. I'll knock you all
over the asteroid belt.
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163. What's going on?
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164. We've been hit by proton blasts.
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165. Systems are off-line!
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166. We're dead in space.
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167. Who's doing this?
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168. I'm guessing it's that guy.
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169. Oh, no.
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170. It can't be.
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171. Hello again, Jimmy.
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172. What do you want, Strych?
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173. Do you have
a spare inhaler?
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174. I know all about
the energy source, James,
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175. and I intend
to make its power my own.
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176. Hydroquantum energy will make me
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177. the most powerful 11-year-old
in the solar system.
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178. I shall rule the Red Planet
as the first king of Mars!
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179. Eustace, as your mortal enemy,
let me just say...
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180. get some therapy!
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181. Blix, blow them
out of space.
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182. Launching torpedoes
in ten, ninen,
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183. eighten...
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184. I can charge
one bank of disrupters,
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185. but there's no way to aim
while we're drifting like this.
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186. Drei, zwei, eins...
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187. This might be it, guys.
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188. Hyah!
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189. Gotcha!
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190. No!
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191. Reload.
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192. Reload!
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193. Boo-ya!
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194. He'll have to ditch
on the surface.
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195. Good thing
you brought me along, Neutron—
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196. my airlock maneuver
totally rocked.
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197. It also sent us spiraling down
towards the surface!
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198. Oops.
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199. Can't stop our forward momentum.
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200. Power cells aren't responding.
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201. Ooh! Ooh!
Jimmy!
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202. Can I say "brace for impact?"
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203. Sure.
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204. Uh, on second thought,
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205. let's just all scream.
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206. This is it—
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207. we're about to be
turned into
chunky salsa!
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208. If I could just squeeze one last
charge out of the batteries.
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209. Yes!
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210. We made it.
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211. Welcome to Mars, guys.
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212. Is it true that Mars has canals
filled with creamy nougat?
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213. That's just a myth.
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214. But watch for
the billowing forests
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215. of string cheese.
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216. That was our last drop of power
from the main reactor.
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217. Well, we came here to find
an unlimited power source;
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218. maybe we can use it to get home.
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219. Just how far are we from this
hydroquantum energy thingy?
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220. Well, if Goddard's
batteries hold out,
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221. we should be there
in about 18 hours.
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222. Come on,
everybody!
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223. Oh, dash it
all, Blix,
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224. this map makes
no sense!
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225. Impossible, mein Herr.
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226. That's a spy picture
we took of Jimmy's own map.
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227. You see, we are here,
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228. next to this pink,
meaty rock formation.
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229. That's not
a rock formation;
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230. it's a piece of
schnitzengrueben!
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231. Those two nitwits
must has squished it
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232. against the camera lens.
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233. Ow! Owie, mein Herr!
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234. Owie.
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235. Neutron has the real map.
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236. We've got
to track him down, Blix.
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237. Only by beating him
to the energy source
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238. can I become
the boy king of Mars!
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239. The race... is on!
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240. We can camp here
tonight, guys.
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241. According to my map,
the power source
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242. is located just beyond
this dry sea bed.
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243. Shouldn't we keep moving?
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244. If we've gotten this far,
maybe Eustace has, too.
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245. Wow, Cindy...
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246. under these moons
you look... almost...
kind of...
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247. What?
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248. Uh... I wasn't
gazing at Cindy;
I was...
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249. I was working
when she interrupted.
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250. Interrupted?
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251. Who wants squeeze ham?
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252. You dork, I'm the reason
we're on this mission!
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253. You're also the reason
we almost crashed!
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254. I make one mistake and
you have to rub it in.
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255. Well, I've had it
with you!
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256. Cindy, where are you going?
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257. Who cares?
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258. Apparently I'm not
wanted around here.
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259. Cindy, wait!
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260. I didn't mean it that way!
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261. Can I have
her squeeze ham?
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262. That fudge-headed dork
never did appreciate me.
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263. I'd love to show him
what I really think of him.
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264. Put me down!
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265. I'm warning you, I know karate!
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266. You know,
it isn't safe
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267. for a girl to wander
around Mars alone.
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268. I'll wander wherever
I want, Brie Breath!
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269. Had a little falling out
with Neutron?
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270. He can be such a ninny-hammer.
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271. What do you care?
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272. Think I forgot
how you tricked me before?
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273. Ah, Cynthia, I was young
and foolish then.
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274. I now realize how resourceful
and talented you really are.
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275. We'd make quite
the team, you and I.
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276. The only thing
we have in common
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277. is we both think
Neutron's a jerk.
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278. So, um, tell me more
about me being talented.
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279. Oh, we are so
the perfect match, Cynthia.
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280. Help me get Neutron's Mars map
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281. and you'll be rich
beyond your wildest dreams.
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282. You think I'd betray
my friends that easily?
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283. Our alliance
would make Neutron
insanely jealous.
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284. I'm in.
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285. But no one gets hurt, right?
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286. You have my word.
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287. Wake up, Jimmy.
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288. I think I finally found
a way to make you notice me.
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289. Huh?
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290. Cindy, what
are you talking about?
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291. Leaping leptons!
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292. Pretty sweet, huh?
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293. Some guys just know
how to treat a lady.
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294. Good morning,
James.
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295. Have you met
my new associate?
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296. Cindy, how could you?
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297. I have the map,
mein Herr.
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298. Hey, give that back!
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299. Aha, the energy source
is just beyond
this sea bed.
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300. We can be there in minutes.
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301. Cindy... why?
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302. Because Eustace
appreciates me
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303. and because he's going
to make me stinking rich!
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304. Oh, yes, Cindy, about
the, um, rich business.
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305. I share my wealth with no one!
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306. Ta-ta, losers!
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307. You fink!
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308. I can't believe
I let you betray me again!
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309. Cindy, what
were you thinking?
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310. Some friend you are.
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311. J'accuse!
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312. But... well, I...
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313. It's all your fault!
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314. What?
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315. Oh, don't act dumb.
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316. At least Eustace
treated me like an equal.
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317. You act like
I don't even exist.
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318. You are so clueless, Vortex!
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319. I know you exist!
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320. That's why
I pretend to ignore you!
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321. Oh!
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322. Pretend?
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323. You mean you've been acting
like a dweeb because...
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324. He likes you.
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325. He thinks
you fine.
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326. I do not!
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327. I just think you're
pretty smart and smell nice
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328. and you kind of
distract me... sometimes.
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329. Wow, Jimmy— thanks.
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330. You're welcome.
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331. Hopefully the next time
this happens,
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332. you won't betray us
to our enemies!
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333. What do we
do now?
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334. Strych drained
Goddard's batteries.
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335. There's no way we can beat him
to the energy source now.
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336. Brr... this wind is as
cold and icy as Cindy's soul.
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337. The wind?
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338. Wait a minute.
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339. Carl, you're wearing
stretch pants, right?
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340. First you sell us out,
then you mock my pants.
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341. Why, Cindy, why?
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342. No, wait, she's right.
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343. Carl, pants off, now!
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344. Your stretch pants
make a pretty good
wind sail, Carl.
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345. Thanks.
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346. It's a good thing
my underwear was clean.
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347. There it is, Blix...
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348. My ticket to ultimate power
in the solar system.
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349. No...
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350. It can't be!
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351. Full ahead, Blix.
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352. We've got to reach
that pyramid before
Neutron does.
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353. We need more speed!
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354. Give me the rudder!
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355. Oh, no, you don't...
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356. Yes!
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357. Too late, Neutron,
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358. my power siphon is charged
and ready for battle.
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359. So is mine, Strych.
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360. Get him, Jimmy!
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361. Yeah, whip his pampered,
rich-boy hiney!
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362. The power source is
mine, Neutron.
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363. No, it's not...
it's mine!
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364. Actually, you're both wrong—
it's ours.
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365. Martians? Cool!
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366. Could I get an autograph?
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367. Humans, from
the third planet.
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368. They are starting
to become real pests.
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369. Incredible—
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370. a rock-based
silicone form of life.
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371. But I thought
Mars was dead.
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372. Dead? Now they're
just being insulting.
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373. Mars isn't dead.
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374. For centuries we have
slept below the surface.
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375. But you Earth people keep
waking us up
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376. with the rockets and
your probey things with the...
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377. Oy, don't get me started.
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378. We could destroy Earth with one
burst of hydroquantum energy.
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379. Destroy Earth?
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380. But... but you can't.
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381. Can't move.
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382. We're stuck!
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383. Activate control panel.
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384. Target the Earth.
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385. You should prepare to fire.
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386. This is your fault, Neutron.
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387. I could have prepared for this
if it wasn't for you.
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388. Knock it off!
If we're going
to save Earth,
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389. you two prima donnas
better work together.
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390. She's right,
Strych.
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391. How about it?
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392. Are you willing
to join forces?
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393. Never!
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394. Well, maybe just this once.
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395. Cindy, distract
the Martians.
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396. Eustace, you're with me.
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397. Prepare to fire,
already.
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398. All hail the Martians!
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399. All hail the Martians!
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400. All hail the Martians!
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401. Look, they're
worshiping us.
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402. Well, we are
pretty awesome.
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403. And, of course, no form
of worship would be complete
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404. without interpretive dance!
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405. Blast you,
Neutron, hurry!
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406. Shall we crush them?
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407. You crush them,
I'll destroy Earth.
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408. Hey!
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409. Eustace, reroute the circuit
and press the blue button.
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410. But I usually have people
do that for me.
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411. Eustace!
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412. Oh, dear... oh, dear...
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413. What madness is this?
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414. What? What?
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415. What did I do?
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416. What did I do?
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417. You reatomized
the hydroquantum beam
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418. turning it back
into simple water.
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419. Und dispersing it
into the atmosphere.
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420. Water!
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421. Water!
Water!
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422. They're afraid
of common rainwater.
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423. Which is why they drained
their lakes and oceans.
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424. Ow, ow, make it stop.
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425. Oh, ow, ow,
make it stop!
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426. Well, I could reverse
the effect
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427. or I could make it pour
for a month.
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428. We surrender.
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429. Just reverse what
you've done and go!
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430. We'll also need small sample
of your energy source
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431. so we can get home.
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432. So, take it,
already!
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433. Guys, let's head home.
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434. About time— Mars bites.
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435. I still can't believe it—
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436. Eustace Strych actually
helped us save the Earth.
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437. Well, it is where
I keep all my stuff.
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438. I can't believe Jimmy
admitted he likes Cindy.
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439. I said she distracts me—
there's a difference!
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440. Guys... can I have
my pants back?
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441. Hi, I'm Paul.
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442. Got to blast!
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