1. Gotta Blast!Copy !req
2. Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEONCopy !req
3. "Dear fellow villain,
evil person,Copy !req
4. "scoundrel, rogue, rascalCopy !req
5. "and/or generally bad creature
or person,Copy !req
6. "You are hereby invited
to attend the first meetingCopy !req
7. "of the League of Villains,Copy !req
8. "an organization devoted
to helping usCopy !req
9. "to better understand
the villain's role in society.Copy !req
10. "We will meet
in the giant chicken shipCopy !req
11. "currently docked
in Gamma Quadrant Six.Copy !req
12. Light refreshments
will be served."Copy !req
13. "Yours very truly and evilly,
King Goobot."Copy !req
14. Welcome, fellow villains.Copy !req
15. I believe introductions
are in order.Copy !req
16. I am King Goobot of Yolkus, and
this is my assistant, Ooblar.Copy !req
17. Oh! Oopsy! ( chuckles )Copy !req
18. I forgot— I traded Ooblar
to the BulgosiansCopy !req
19. for some sulfur butter.Copy !req
20. I'm Beautiful Gorgeous, and
I broke out of prison for this,Copy !req
21. so it better be good.Copy !req
22. Pop.Copy !req
23. Professor Finbar Calamitous.Copy !req
24. I recently escaped, too.Copy !req
25. I used a...
well, not a chisel, exactly,Copy !req
26. more of a long thingy with,
uh, sort of forky prongs...Copy !req
27. Tick-tock, baldy!Copy !req
28. Let's move on!Copy !req
29. I'm Baby Eddie.Copy !req
30. Yeah, I'm a baby—
deal with it!Copy !req
31. The Junkman, purveyor
of fine refuse productsCopy !req
32. throughout the galaxy.Copy !req
33. You trash it, I cash it.Copy !req
34. I'm Grandma Taters,
and I'm so happy to be here.Copy !req
35. Let's all sing "The Happy Song."Copy !req
36. That'll do,
ancient one.Copy !req
37. We're the space bandits
of the Dimdar Galaxy.Copy !req
38. I'm Zix, and this is
Travoltron and Tee.Copy !req
39. Why can't I introduce myself?Copy !req
40. He already introduced
you, bonehead.Copy !req
41. You calling me
a bonehead?Copy !req
42. How'd you like
to be a no-head?Copy !req
43. If you gill breathers are done,
I am Eustace Strytch,Copy !req
44. and I could buy
and sell you all!Copy !req
45. Make me an offer.Copy !req
46. Gentlemen, ladies, settle!Copy !req
47. I've called you here
for a reason.Copy !req
48. Hold on, Goobot, this was
supposed to be a discussion.Copy !req
49. How come you're calling
the shots?Copy !req
50. Mmm, perhaps it's because
I'm a king and you're all...Copy !req
51. oh, how do I put this?Copy !req
52. Not kings!Copy !req
53. You said we'd talk about
the villain's role in society.Copy !req
54. I got stuff to say!Copy !req
55. Our first order
of businessCopy !req
56. should be to give
this guy a bath.Copy !req
57. He smells as bad
as he looks.Copy !req
58. Watch it, toots!Copy !req
59. Silence!Copy !req
60. My friends, we share
a common enemy,Copy !req
61. an enemy who must be stopped.Copy !req
62. Evil brothers and sisters,Copy !req
63. we are gathered here to plan
the elimination of...Copy !req
64. Jimmy Neutron!Copy !req
65. Crush that little pip-squeak!Copy !req
66. For years, that pesky little
genius has defeated us,Copy !req
67. humiliated us
and almost destroyed us.Copy !req
68. None of us have been able
to conquer Jimmy on our own,Copy !req
69. but if we band together, we can
wipe him off the face of galaxyCopy !req
70. and let evil triumph.Copy !req
71. You're probably wondering
why I brought you all down here.Copy !req
72. Is it Lame Invention
of the Month time?Copy !req
73. No!Copy !req
74. I need four brave souls to testCopy !req
75. my Neutronic Gravitational
Wormhole Generator 9000.Copy !req
76. Uh, for the record,
I'm not brave.Copy !req
77. And we're not stupid.Copy !req
78. Do we look like guinea pigs?Copy !req
79. Oh! Oh, oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
80. Um, let's see. Libby?Copy !req
81. No.Copy !req
82. Correct.Copy !req
83. Come on. What could happen?Copy !req
84. So you get stuck in another
century, never to return.Copy !req
85. At least I'll have logged
some important data.Copy !req
86. Hey, what's this, Nerdtron?Copy !req
87. Don't go near that!Copy !req
88. Okay. Jeez, it's just a bunch
of stupid envelopes.Copy !req
89. Hardly— this is
an isolation chamberCopy !req
90. for ultra-dangerous substances.Copy !req
91. Ooh, scary envelopes.Copy !req
92. I'm shaking.Copy !req
93. I'm serious!Copy !req
94. Oh, and what part of "Girls
stay behind the yellow line"Copy !req
95. did you not understand?Copy !req
96. Perhaps you recall
Love Potion 976-J?Copy !req
97. Oh, I do.Copy !req
98. It made you fall in love
with the first person you saw.Copy !req
99. Sheen fell for Libby,
Jimmy fell for CindyCopy !req
100. and I fell in love with the most
beautiful woman in the...Copy !req
101. Nothing.Copy !req
102. These are essence of N-Men.Copy !req
103. I synthesized them from your DNA
after we achieved super-powers.Copy !req
104. Ingesting your packet
will give you your powers backCopy !req
105. for 30 minutes.Copy !req
106. Ooh, I want to be
invisible again.Copy !req
107. I want to be
Special GirlCopy !req
108. for my karate competition
this weekend.Copy !req
109. I want to be
Vibrating SheenCopy !req
110. so I can go to bathroom
all over the world.Copy !req
111. No! Don't you guys remember
what happenedCopy !req
112. last time we were the N-Men?Copy !req
113. Yes.
Yes.
Yes.Copy !req
114. So, what if I don't?Copy !req
115. A lot's happened since then.Copy !req
116. You couldn't control
your powers.Copy !req
117. You got so out of control
the town locked you up.Copy !req
118. Excuse me, wasn't
there also a big
orange monsterCopy !req
119. who went crazy and almost
destroyed Retroville?Copy !req
120. Oh, that's right—
it was you!Copy !req
121. The point is,
no one touches theseCopy !req
122. unless there's
an extreme emergency.Copy !req
123. I'm talking life-or-death
situation, understand?Copy !req
124. But, Jimmy, we won't
go crazy like we did
last time.Copy !req
125. Yeah, we're older
and wiser-er.Copy !req
126. We've changed.Copy !req
127. People don't change.Copy !req
128. Your personality is imprintedCopy !req
129. on your brain from birth—
look it up.Copy !req
130. Friends, friends,
let us not fight.Copy !req
131. We'll just agree to disagree.Copy !req
132. And then we'll break out the
N-Men packets and have some fun.Copy !req
133. Hmm, let me think.Copy !req
134. No!Copy !req
135. In order to abduct
Jimmy Neutron,Copy !req
136. you'll be split into teams.Copy !req
137. First team:
Baby Eddie and Grandma Taters.Copy !req
138. Ooh, we're going to have
such a good time.Copy !req
139. I've got to be
with the old broad?Copy !req
140. That stinks!Copy !req
141. ( sweetly ):
I could just eat you up...Copy !req
142. ( menacingly ):
and maybe I will.Copy !req
143. Team two: Beautiful Gorgeous
and the Junkman.Copy !req
144. Yuck!Copy !req
145. The feeling is mutual.Copy !req
146. Hey, Junkster, I'll trade you
Wrinkles for Dollface.Copy !req
147. No trading!Copy !req
148. Team three: Eustace Strytch
and Professor Calamitous.Copy !req
149. What? The guy who can't
complete a sentence?Copy !req
150. I can't work
with that fool.Copy !req
151. Watch your tongue,
sonny, or I'll...
I'll... well, I'll...Copy !req
152. Yes, fine, get back to me
on that before I go to college!Copy !req
153. Space bandits,
you are team four.Copy !req
154. Hey, Goobot!Copy !req
155. King Goobot—
King!Copy !req
156. Never mind— when do we talkCopy !req
157. about the villain's role
in society?Copy !req
158. This is hardly the...Copy !req
159. I ain't talking to you!Copy !req
160. Was I talking to you, fool?Copy !req
161. Nobody talks to Zix
like that.Copy !req
162. You ain't
the boss of me.Copy !req
163. I'll talk
any way I want.Copy !req
164. You don't even...Copy !req
165. Want a piece of me?Copy !req
166. I can't even
understand you.Copy !req
167. What did you say?
I can't hear you.Copy !req
168. Approaching Earth!Copy !req
169. Operation Neutron Slapdown
has begun.Copy !req
170. I'll radio
my instructions shortly.Copy !req
171. May evil be with you.Copy !req
172. Why do I have
to stay on the ship
with the human lady?Copy !req
173. It's all part
of the master plan!Copy !req
174. Plus, I get lonely.Copy !req
175. My little cutie pie.Copy !req
176. Such a sweet little baby boo.Copy !req
177. Junkman gets Beautiful GorgeousCopy !req
178. and I get alien
Martha Washington!Copy !req
179. Earth to Egg Boy—Copy !req
180. we've sighted Neutron's dog.Copy !req
181. Commencing plan.Copy !req
182. Hey, pooch!Copy !req
183. Here, poochie!Copy !req
184. Go fetch!Copy !req
185. Dog disabled.Copy !req
186. I repeat: dog disabled.Copy !req
187. Good work.Copy !req
188. Return to ship.Copy !req
189. Wow! Nice job, Taters,
you were amazing!Copy !req
190. You got that
laser beam thing down.Copy !req
191. Say, um... listen,
can you do me a big favor?Copy !req
192. I'm not changing you.Copy !req
193. Come on!Copy !req
194. Take this inside and play it.Copy !req
195. It'll keep Jimmy's friends
unable to help himCopy !req
196. for the next
15 minutes.Copy !req
197. I can't set foot in that
eating establishment.Copy !req
198. It only has
three stars.Copy !req
199. Get in there!Copy !req
200. Hello, Cynthia.Copy !req
201. I thought I would grace
your greasy little eateryCopy !req
202. with my sparkling
presence.Copy !req
203. Why is this town full
of nothing but dorky boys?Copy !req
204. What about Nick?Copy !req
205. Why does this keep
happening to me?Copy !req
206. Excuse me, fellow scene makers.Copy !req
207. Hello.Copy !req
208. I have a hot new CD guaranteedCopy !req
209. to make you shake
your respective booties.Copy !req
210. I'll be the judge of that!Copy !req
211. Hey, I'm dancing,
I'm dancing.Copy !req
212. Somebody call my mom.Copy !req
213. That is some good...Copy !req
214. Hey, I can't stop.Copy !req
215. Neither can I.Copy !req
216. Neutron friends incapacitated.Copy !req
217. Maybe I should
just destroy these.Copy !req
218. Jimmy, lunchtime!Copy !req
219. I'm finishing up an experiment.Copy !req
220. Even geniuses have to eat.Copy !req
221. What if the guy
who invented penicillinCopy !req
222. had let his sandwich
get all moldy?Copy !req
223. What?Copy !req
224. What are you looking
at me for?Copy !req
225. Eagle has left
the nest.Copy !req
226. Excellent!Copy !req
227. Commence sealing of the lab, so
Jimmy can't get to his goodies.Copy !req
228. Thanks.
I know the plan.Copy !req
229. It's not that
complicated.Copy !req
230. If there's one
thing I hate, it's
an arrogant egg.Copy !req
231. Hit it!Copy !req
232. Lab sealed.Copy !req
233. Good!Copy !req
234. Back to the ship.Copy !req
235. Really?Copy !req
236. I thought we might do
some shoe shopping.Copy !req
237. Stupid egg.Copy !req
238. And that's how I fell in love
with pie.Copy !req
239. Huh?
( gasps )Copy !req
240. Oh, uh,
great story, Dad.Copy !req
241. Want to hear it again?Copy !req
242. No, thanks.Copy !req
243. I don't mind.Copy !req
244. Once, when I was seven years
old, I sat on a banana,Copy !req
245. and, of course,
that changed my life.Copy !req
246. So, what are you
working on, Jimmy?Copy !req
247. A gravitational
wormhole generator.Copy !req
248. Is this about pie?Copy !req
249. ( low rumbling )
Do you guys hear that?Copy !req
250. Sounds like a system four
interplanetary space vehicle.Copy !req
251. I'll finish the story
when you get back.Copy !req
252. ( gasps ):
The Junkman's ship!Copy !req
253. Somebody's sealed my lab off.Copy !req
254. Goddard, meet me
at the clubhouse, stat.Copy !req
255. Goddard, what's wrong?Copy !req
256. Something strange is going on.Copy !req
257. Better get help.Copy !req
258. Oh, this is almost too easy.Copy !req
259. Guys, this is no time
for a funky dance party.Copy !req
260. We know.Copy !req
261. We can't
stop dancing.Copy !req
262. I'm getting pretty good.Copy !req
263. What am I going to do?Copy !req
264. I don't have access
to my lab or Goddard.Copy !req
265. Like taking candy from a baby.Copy !req
266. Try it, Yolk Breath!Copy !req
267. I'll save you, Jimmy!Copy !req
268. Hey!Copy !req
269. And... ( grunts )Copy !req
270. Hugh, they're taking Jimmy!Copy !req
271. You put him down!Copy !req
272. That's my Jimbo
you're taking.Copy !req
273. Don't worry, I'll save him.Copy !req
274. King Goobot, Baby Eddie,
Grandma Taters,Copy !req
275. the Junkman, Eustace,
Professor Calamitous, Beautiful,Copy !req
276. Zix, Travoltron and Tee.Copy !req
277. How come he said my name last?Copy !req
278. Hello, Jimmy!Copy !req
279. We were just in
the neighborhood and
thought we'd drop by.Copy !req
280. Care to go for a little ride?Copy !req
281. It will be your last!Copy !req
282. Somebody do something!Copy !req
283. Libby, smash
the boom box.Copy !req
284. I can't.Copy !req
285. Well, then you have
to try tripping.Copy !req
286. What? You have to be tripping.Copy !req
287. Libby, we have
no choice.Copy !req
288. Dance towards
that banana peel.Copy !req
289. Oh, all right.Copy !req
290. Oh, my leg.Copy !req
291. That was terrible!Copy !req
292. Although by the end,Copy !req
293. I feel I was getting
the kick-pivot-slide.Copy !req
294. It was more of a kick-
slide-pivot-pivot.Copy !req
295. Well, you were putting
too much hip into it.Copy !req
296. Oh, really?
Maybe you don't
know how to dance.Copy !req
297. You're the one who fell.Copy !req
298. I tripped to save us,
you little twerp.Copy !req
299. Don't call me
a little twerp.Copy !req
300. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
301. Can it, you guys!Copy !req
302. We have a situation here.Copy !req
303. Jimmy's been nabbed
by an alien spaceship.Copy !req
304. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
305. I wonder what they'll do to him.Copy !req
306. Quiet!Copy !req
307. Quiet, I say!Copy !req
308. Quiet.Copy !req
309. Court is in session.Copy !req
310. The League of Villains
v. Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
311. King Goobot presiding.Copy !req
312. Wait— you're putting me
on trial?Copy !req
313. Of course!Copy !req
314. We're doing things by the book.Copy !req
315. What book?Copy !req
316. The Big Book of Sham Trials.Copy !req
317. Be seated, jury.Copy !req
318. Do I have to sit next
to Stink Boy here?Copy !req
319. I'm going to throw up!Copy !req
320. He can't smell any worse
than this baby.Copy !req
321. Hey, I'm a baby!
Babies poop!Copy !req
322. What, you didn't poop
when you were a baby?Copy !req
323. Order! Order!Copy !req
324. Bailiff, control the jury.Copy !req
325. Man, why do I got
to be the bailiff?Copy !req
326. I want to be
on the jury.Copy !req
327. Too late. We already voted.Copy !req
328. How come I didn't get a vote?Copy !req
329. Because you're not on the jury.Copy !req
330. Order! Order, I say!Copy !req
331. James Isaac Neutron,
you are chargedCopy !req
332. with blocking the spread of
evil, ruining diabolical plansCopy !req
333. and being an annoying pest.Copy !req
334. How do you plead?Copy !req
335. Well, first I have to say...Copy !req
336. Time's up.
Thank you.Copy !req
337. The jury will now read
the verdict.Copy !req
338. I didn't even get
to defend myself.Copy !req
339. Hello! This is
a league of villains!Copy !req
340. What did you expect?Copy !req
341. Jury, how do you find
the defendant?Copy !req
342. Guilty!Copy !req
343. What a shock.Copy !req
344. Time for your sentencing.Copy !req
345. Yow!Copy !req
346. Freeze! You're all under arrest.Copy !req
347. Ow!Copy !req
348. Please tell me
you're not alone.Copy !req
349. Okay— I'm not alone.Copy !req
350. Where's everybody?Copy !req
351. Huh?Copy !req
352. You said you're not alone.Copy !req
353. You told me to!Copy !req
354. Now, be quiet!Copy !req
355. I'm saving your life.Copy !req
356. By the power of Ultra Lord,Copy !req
357. I demand that you release Jimmy
or face the consequences!Copy !req
358. What consequences?Copy !req
359. Actually, I hadn't gotten
that far yet.Copy !req
360. Bailiff, put the prisoners
in lock-down.Copy !req
361. Bailiff?
That's lame.Copy !req
362. Hush your mouth, fool!Copy !req
363. You can't do this.Copy !req
364. You have no authority.Copy !req
365. Hey, Jimmy, you didn't tell me
Beautiful Gorgeous was here.Copy !req
366. Hey, Beautiful,
it's me, Sheen.Copy !req
367. Stop by the
cell later!Copy !req
368. We'll be there all evening!Copy !req
369. Aah, man, I can't believe
my plan didn't work.Copy !req
370. What plan?Copy !req
371. Oh, right.Copy !req
372. Dear Diary, The other villains
all think I'm dumb.Copy !req
373. Well, I ain't dumb!Copy !req
374. I pity them other villains!Copy !req
375. I pity them bad!Copy !req
376. There's got to be
a way out.Copy !req
377. You got anything to write on?Copy !req
378. I promised Carl
my dead bug collection,Copy !req
379. so I need to make my will.Copy !req
380. Not now.Copy !req
381. I'm trying to...Copy !req
382. Carl— that's it!Copy !req
383. I can contact Carl.Copy !req
384. Excuse me,
Mr. Guard,Copy !req
385. could we borrow
your electropad
to make our wills?Copy !req
386. I guess, but don't look at my
diary, or I'll squish your head.Copy !req
387. Promise.Copy !req
388. Hey, Tee, could
I call you "Tee"?Copy !req
389. What's it like being
a big lizardy
space bandit?Copy !req
390. You making fun?
Because I'll squish your head.Copy !req
391. I'm not, honest.Copy !req
392. I just really want to know.Copy !req
393. My friends,
a momentous decision is upon us.Copy !req
394. How do we finish off Neutron?Copy !req
395. Suggestions?Copy !req
396. Freeze him in carbonite.Copy !req
397. I'm getting chills.Copy !req
398. Mount his head on a wall.Copy !req
399. Barbaric!Copy !req
400. Let's eat him!Copy !req
401. Now you're disgusting.Copy !req
402. Strap him to a bed
of spikes.Copy !req
403. Dip the spikes in poison.Copy !req
404. Put ice cubes down his back.Copy !req
405. From the carbolic-acid ice mines
of planet krull.Copy !req
406. Oh, now you're talking!Copy !req
407. Oh, you didn't say
planet Krull.Copy !req
408. Lock him in a room with
Beautiful Gorgeous.Copy !req
409. Now, that's torture.Copy !req
410. Ha-ha! Why don't you just
breathe on him, Hog Breath?Copy !req
411. Villains, villains, please.Copy !req
412. Professor Calamitous,
we haven't heard from you.Copy !req
413. Great! Wake me when he's done.Copy !req
414. I can build us
a machineCopy !req
415. that would
freeze NeutronCopy !req
416. in carbonite
on a bed of spikesCopy !req
417. while carbolic-acid
ice cubes melt down
onto his head,Copy !req
418. which is mounted
on a wall while...Copy !req
419. ( rattling )
while...Copy !req
420. Thank you.Copy !req
421. Now that I have your attention,
just blow him into deep space!Copy !req
422. Shall we vote on it?Copy !req
423. That's terrible, Tee.Copy !req
424. You have a lot to give if
the villains give you a chance.Copy !req
425. You really think so?Copy !req
426. Course I do!Copy !req
427. You're money, baby!Copy !req
428. You know something?Copy !req
429. You're all right
for a punky little kid.Copy !req
430. Well, thanks.Copy !req
431. You're not bad yourself.Copy !req
432. You know, I always say that...Copy !req
433. Pardon me, won't you?Copy !req
434. Sheen, stop fraternizing
with the enemy.Copy !req
435. Chillax, Jimmy.Copy !req
436. He's a cool guyCopy !req
437. once you get past
the villain stuff.Copy !req
438. He's evil,
and once evil, always evil.Copy !req
439. Maybe he could change.Copy !req
440. People don't change,Copy !req
441. especially when they're
scaly space bandits
from outer space.Copy !req
442. Now, I'm almost readyCopy !req
443. to make contact
with Carl.Copy !req
444. Dear Diary, Jimmy's mom
looked breathtaking todayCopy !req
445. in her green summer dress.Copy !req
446. Oh, also, Jimmy and SheenCopy !req
447. were kidnapped into space
and taken...Copy !req
448. Bad computer,
stop writing by yourself.Copy !req
449. "Carl, I've been taken
by a league of villains.Copy !req
450. "Fly my rocket to these
coordinates immediately!Copy !req
451. "One... seven...
squiggly line...Copy !req
452. "On second thought,
put it on autopilotCopy !req
453. and get Cindy and Libby's help,
and bring the N-Men packets!"Copy !req
454. I mean it, kid, nobody
ever listened to me before.Copy !req
455. They just tease me—
tease me bad.Copy !req
456. They never took the time
to get to know you.Copy !req
457. Want some gum?Copy !req
458. Well, that's your last
piece, little man.Copy !req
459. Take it.Copy !req
460. Does this mean you and me
is... friends?Copy !req
461. Put her there,
my brother.Copy !req
462. Attention, this is King Goobot..Copy !req
463. Prepare the prisoners
for their doom.Copy !req
464. Okay, tell me again.Copy !req
465. Why am I risking my
life to save Nerdtron?Copy !req
466. Because you're
in love with him
but won't admit it,Copy !req
467. and we have
nothing to do.Copy !req
468. Is that why you're
saving Sheen?Copy !req
469. No way!Copy !req
470. I want to be
Invisible Sister again.Copy !req
471. Okay, Goddard,
laser mode.Copy !req
472. Now, remember, we're
just getting the N-Men mixtureCopy !req
473. and blasting off
in his rocket.Copy !req
474. Don't touch anything.Copy !req
475. Right.
Right.Copy !req
476. Why does Nerdtron have a picture
of Betty Quinlan in his lab?Copy !req
477. I said don't
touch anything.Copy !req
478. Get in the rocket,
you guys.Copy !req
479. I have to get
the N-Men mixtures.Copy !req
480. You want help?Copy !req
481. I'll do it.Copy !req
482. I have a special
color-coded system.Copy !req
483. Each color represents
the different one of us.Copy !req
484. Okay, let's see what
this baby can do.Copy !req
485. Cindy, Jimmy told me
to put it on autopilot.Copy !req
486. If Jimmy told you
to jump in a lake,Copy !req
487. would you?Copy !req
488. If the water
was warmCopy !req
489. and I had a life preserver
and water wingsCopy !req
490. and it had been
two hours since I...Copy !req
491. Oh... oh...Copy !req
492. Oh, we must have fainted.Copy !req
493. I haven't fainted
since our wedding night.Copy !req
494. Hugh, before
we fainted,Copy !req
495. did a big spaceship come by
and abduct Jimmy?Copy !req
496. You know, that does
sound familiar, but...Copy !req
497. nah, we must've
just imagined it.Copy !req
498. Hi, Mrs. Neutron!Copy !req
499. You look lovely!Copy !req
500. We're going to rescue Jimmy
from the league of villains!Copy !req
501. Blastoff!Copy !req
502. Rescue Jimmy?Copy !req
503. League of villains?Copy !req
504. Hugh, we've got
to help them.Copy !req
505. Maybe there's somethingCopy !req
506. in Jimmy's clubhouse
we can use.Copy !req
507. These coordinates
don't look so hard.Copy !req
508. I can get us there, no problem.Copy !req
509. Since when do you
know how to drive
Jimmy's rocket?Copy !req
510. How hard can it be?Copy !req
511. I don't know.Copy !req
512. Ask the pilot of the plane
you're about to hit!Copy !req
513. Watch we're you're going,
Fly Boy!Copy !req
514. What in the world...Copy !req
515. It's Jimmy's disco, Boogerbear.Copy !req
516. Even scientists
need to get down.Copy !req
517. Einstein used to go
ballroom dancing every Tuesday.Copy !req
518. "Gravitational
wormhole generator"?Copy !req
519. It looks like one of
those "save Jimbo" thingies.Copy !req
520. Careful, Hugh,Copy !req
521. we don't even know
what it does.Copy !req
522. There's only one way
to find out—Copy !req
523. press every button
until something happens.Copy !req
524. Overload.Copy !req
525. Wormhole affecting entire town.Copy !req
526. Approximate time reversal:
75 million years.Copy !req
527. Hmm, that could've
gone better.Copy !req
528. Jimmy Neutron's sentence
has been decided.Copy !req
529. We shall blast him
and his annoying sidekickCopy !req
530. into deep space!Copy !req
531. I still say we should eat him.Copy !req
532. Mr. Noxious, would
you mind stayingCopy !req
533. a minimum of 20
feet away from meCopy !req
534. so that I don't get nauseous?Copy !req
535. Gladly.Copy !req
536. Gorgeous, after
this is all over,Copy !req
537. you want dinner and a movie?Copy !req
538. Buzz off, Baby.Copy !req
539. Oh, can we wrap this up?Copy !req
540. I have a polo lesson
in two hours.Copy !req
541. Oh, Jimmy, did you miss us?Copy !req
542. They're gone!Copy !req
543. I thought Tee
was guarding them.Copy !req
544. They must've overpowered him.Copy !req
545. Impossible.Copy !req
546. He's too strong.Copy !req
547. Then they
outsmarted him.Copy !req
548. That sounds
about right.Copy !req
549. After them!Copy !req
550. Thanks for
letting us out, Tee.Copy !req
551. No problem.Copy !req
552. We're friends, right?Copy !req
553. Yes!Copy !req
554. You said we're friends.Copy !req
555. We're friends!Copy !req
556. See, Jimmy?
He's changed.Copy !req
557. Earlier today you said
people don't change,
but Tee changed,Copy !req
558. even though he's
not a "people"Copy !req
559. so much as an alien
lizard guy, but...Copy !req
560. Okay, I get it!Copy !req
561. Now, we've got
to find a vehicleCopy !req
562. to get us out of here.Copy !req
563. There, we'll use
that pod.Copy !req
564. Can we fit in there?Copy !req
565. It looks tight.Copy !req
566. Who cares
when you're with friends?Copy !req
567. Hey!Copy !req
568. There they are!Copy !req
569. Let's blow them
out of the sky.Copy !req
570. Impossible.Copy !req
571. By the time we've launched,
they'd be too far away,Copy !req
572. but, hello, what's this?Copy !req
573. This is so great.Copy !req
574. What do you want to do
when we get back?Copy !req
575. Barbecue? Prank calls?
Pillow fights?Copy !req
576. See my chiropractor.Copy !req
577. I should be able
to get us backCopy !req
578. to Retroville
at light speed.Copy !req
579. Look for some sort
of transmitterCopy !req
580. so I can contact Carl.Copy !req
581. I don't think
that's necessary.Copy !req
582. Why not?Copy !req
583. They're
right there.Copy !req
584. What?Copy !req
585. That's them,
all right.Copy !req
586. Carl's talking,
Libby's drying her eyesCopy !req
587. and Cindy's driving.Copy !req
588. This is terrible.Copy !req
589. They're heading
to save usCopy !req
590. and we're heading
back to...Copy !req
591. Cindy's driving my rocket?Copy !req
592. Cindy, Jimmy said to put
the rocket on autopilot.Copy !req
593. ( mimicking ):
"Jimmy said to put the
rocket on autopilot."Copy !req
594. That was a pretty
good imitation of me.Copy !req
595. Jimmy's friends
have come to rescue him.Copy !req
596. Just a little closer, children.Copy !req
597. That's it.Copy !req
598. Fire!Copy !req
599. What's going on?Copy !req
600. I don't know.Copy !req
601. I think
something hit us!Copy !req
602. I wish Jimmy
was driving.Copy !req
603. Carl, I'm
perfectly ableCopy !req
604. to maintain control
of this vehicle.Copy !req
605. Let's see... no, that's not it.Copy !req
606. Oh, no... darn!Copy !req
607. Where's
the maintain-control button?Copy !req
608. Oh, hey, captain's log.Copy !req
609. Maybe Jimmy wrote something
about emergency landings.Copy !req
610. Hurry, girl!Copy !req
611. Oh, I don't
believe it.Copy !req
612. You found a section
on emergency landings?Copy !req
613. No, I found another
photo of Betty Quinlan.Copy !req
614. What is he, obsessed?Copy !req
615. If I know our little genius,
he'll turn right aroundCopy !req
616. to save them, and when they do,
we'll be waiting.Copy !req
617. To the Junkman's ship.Copy !req
618. Shotgun.Copy !req
619. They're spiraling
out of control!Copy !req
620. We've got to save them.Copy !req
621. You risking your skins
to save your friends?Copy !req
622. I'm going to weep openly.Copy !req
623. Give me a tissue, fool.Copy !req
624. I'm not sure how
to land this thing.Copy !req
625. I'd avoid all those
big, jagged rocks.Copy !req
626. Yeah, aim
for the soft rocks.Copy !req
627. Girl, if we survive this and you
somehow get a driver's license,Copy !req
628. I'm taking the bus.Copy !req
629. I know, I know—
next time autopilot.Copy !req
630. Hold on, we're about to land.Copy !req
631. You're doing a real
good thing for your friends.Copy !req
632. I love you guys.Copy !req
633. Jimmy, I liked Tee better
when he was evil.Copy !req
634. I heard that.Copy !req
635. I still love you guys.Copy !req
636. I demand to know
how this happened.Copy !req
637. Well, Judy was tinkering
with Jimmy's stuff.Copy !req
638. I'd ask her.Copy !req
639. Well, Mr. Let's Push
All the Buttons...Copy !req
640. Now, honey,
name callingCopy !req
641. won't solve this mess
you got us in.Copy !req
642. Besides, we may be here
for a while.Copy !req
643. Look, some people seem
to be adapting.Copy !req
644. School is in session.Copy !req
645. Today's lesson is how to not
get eaten by a giant fire ant.Copy !req
646. Miss Fowl,
a raptor ate my homework.Copy !req
647. So, what do you
got, Sam?Copy !req
648. Rock burgers, rock dogs and rock
lobster with a side of rocks.Copy !req
649. I'll just have soup.Copy !req
650. One hot water!Copy !req
651. Hold the rocks!Copy !req
652. Well, I guess we
could live here.Copy !req
653. I could make curtainsCopy !req
654. and paint the walls
with some berry juice.Copy !req
655. Now, that's the spirit, Sugar.Copy !req
656. Maybe it will distract youCopy !req
657. from thinking
about our missing Jimbo.Copy !req
658. ( crying ):
My baby!Copy !req
659. Oopsy.Copy !req
660. There, Sugarbooger.Copy !req
661. Remember, we're
in the Cretaceous Era.Copy !req
662. We've got millions
of yearsCopy !req
663. to come up with a plan
to save him.Copy !req
664. Hugh, are you awareCopy !req
665. that most of the things
you say make no sense?Copy !req
666. I know, honey,
I know.Copy !req
667. Ow!Copy !req
668. That hurts every
single time.Copy !req
669. I don't see the rocket.Copy !req
670. Carl, Cindy and Libby
could be anywhere.Copy !req
671. Don't worry.Copy !req
672. I've been studying
Native American tracking.Copy !req
673. Stand back.Copy !req
674. I'll need room.Copy !req
675. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
676. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
677. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
678. Hmm... Uh-huh.Copy !req
679. Are you sure you know
what you're doing?Copy !req
680. Hold on, Jimmy.Copy !req
681. There's one more part.Copy !req
682. Hey, Carl, Cindy, Libby,
where the heck are you?Copy !req
683. Over here, Jimmy!Copy !req
684. Come on!Copy !req
685. There they are!Copy !req
686. Guys, are you okay?Copy !req
687. We were just coming
to rescue you guys.Copy !req
688. I told her
to use autopilotCopy !req
689. and she was touching
things in your labCopy !req
690. and she touched your
picture of Betty Quinlan.Copy !req
691. What?Copy !req
692. I mean, I have a picture
of Betty Quinlan in my lab?Copy !req
693. More like a thousand.Copy !req
694. Monster man!Copy !req
695. It's cool.Copy !req
696. He's with us.Copy !req
697. But he's one of those space
bandits that stole our jewels.Copy !req
698. Hush your mouth!Copy !req
699. Who wants a hug?Copy !req
700. Eww!
Eww!Copy !req
701. Come here,
monster man.Copy !req
702. Guys, we've got
to get out of here.Copy !req
703. Into my rocket.Copy !req
704. The villains.Copy !req
705. Quick— to my rocket!Copy !req
706. Neutron, what's going on?Copy !req
707. Who's after you?Copy !req
708. Every villain I've defeatedCopy !req
709. has banded together
to get rid of me.Copy !req
710. If you'd gone with my plan
to rescue you...Copy !req
711. What plan?Copy !req
712. Oh, right.Copy !req
713. Almost there.Copy !req
714. Bad people—Copy !req
715. lots of bad people!Copy !req
716. Isn't this lovely?Copy !req
717. Now you all get to be blasted
into deep spaceCopy !req
718. with your good friend Jimmy.Copy !req
719. Okay, it's not that funny.Copy !req
720. Tee, did you help
those prisoners escape?Copy !req
721. Yeah, fool, and I'd do it again!Copy !req
722. You won't be getting
that chance.Copy !req
723. I hereby banish you
from the League of Villains!Copy !req
724. Tee, you broke
my heart.Copy !req
725. I'm going to break
your face!Copy !req
726. Carl, the "special things"
I asked you to bring?Copy !req
727. Quiet back there!Copy !req
728. You can talk after
we blast you into space.Copy !req
729. Whew! At least blowing us
into space won't be as badCopy !req
730. as having to eat
this deadly powder.Copy !req
731. Powder?Copy !req
732. What does it do?Copy !req
733. Nothing— besides causing
a slow and painful demise.Copy !req
734. Really?Copy !req
735. Then you must eat the powder!Copy !req
736. Carl, you heard him.Copy !req
737. Uh, right.Copy !req
738. Okay, yours is blue.Copy !req
739. No, wait, yours
is... is red.Copy !req
740. No, that's not
right either.Copy !req
741. Okay, I know
yours is puce.Copy !req
742. No. No, uh...Copy !req
743. Carl!Copy !req
744. Carl, this isn't
my N-Men packet;Copy !req
745. this is the love potion.Copy !req
746. Hey, I don't feel
like Special Girl...Copy !req
747. and I really have to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
748. Whoa!Copy !req
749. How come I'm not invisible?Copy !req
750. Excuse me.Copy !req
751. Uh... I'm Belch ( burps ) Boy?Copy !req
752. This is way embarrassing.Copy !req
753. They're slowly going mad!Copy !req
754. Oh, why didn't I bring
my camera?Copy !req
755. I... I can't see me.Copy !req
756. I'm Invisible Girl!Copy !req
757. Ow! I don't like
being invisible.Copy !req
758. This is scary.Copy !req
759. Oh, man,
I'm Special Girl!Copy !req
760. I don't know how
to be Special Girl!Copy !req
761. You took all
the wrong packets.Copy !req
762. We were given
the wrong packets!Copy !req
763. Sheen, you have
super strength.Copy !req
764. Sock somebody!Copy !req
765. Hi-yah!Copy !req
766. Whoa!Copy !req
767. Carl, you're in big trouble.Copy !req
768. Ow! I'm right
next to you.Copy !req
769. What's going on
with these kids?Copy !req
770. Come on, new friends—
fight the power!Copy !req
771. Okay, League of Evil,
prepare to face the N-Men.Copy !req
772. And two girls!Copy !req
773. Libby, burp!Copy !req
774. But my mama told me
not to burp in public.Copy !req
775. Just burp!Copy !req
776. Carl, stop bumping into me.Copy !req
777. I'm trying to be
Special Girl!Copy !req
778. I want to be
Special Girl!Copy !req
779. Oh, as amusing
as this is to watch,Copy !req
780. we should really
move along, yes?Copy !req
781. Yes!Copy !req
782. Junkman, zap them
into that crater!Copy !req
783. Finish them off! Now!Copy !req
784. That's going to hurt.Copy !req
785. Once again,
but now most definitelyCopy !req
786. and for the final time:
good-bye, Jimmy Neutron!Copy !req
787. Good-bye, Jimmy.Copy !req
788. Good-bye, all of you!Copy !req
789. Smash them! Smash them already!Copy !req
790. I wouldn't mind dropping this
on Miss Snootypants over there.Copy !req
791. I heard that,
Toilet Breath.Copy !req
792. Jimmy, now would be a good time
to use that big brain of yours.Copy !req
793. Jimmy, there's something
I always wanted to tell you.Copy !req
794. I luh... I luh...Copy !req
795. Love potion—
that's it!Copy !req
796. Thanks, Cindy.Copy !req
797. I... I... I wasn't
going to say "love."Copy !req
798. This should make
a decent blowgun.Copy !req
799. Do it! Do it!Copy !req
800. Don't know if I can reach him.Copy !req
801. Get on, kid.Copy !req
802. Now, blow,
man, blow!Copy !req
803. You're beautiful!Copy !req
804. Kiss me, you fool.Copy !req
805. Whoa! Look out!Copy !req
806. ( exclaiming in disgust ):
Eww!Copy !req
807. Holy smoke!Copy !req
808. Oh, my!Copy !req
809. Get off! I want to see!Copy !req
810. I told you!Copy !req
811. Come on—
now's our chance.Copy !req
812. Daughter, stop kissing
that smelly creature
this instant!Copy !req
813. Hey, they're getting away!Copy !req
814. Junkman, start your ship!Copy !req
815. Junkman.Copy !req
816. You stink, you're ugly,
and I love you.Copy !req
817. You're spoiled, obnoxious
and all mine.Copy !req
818. I may throw up.Copy !req
819. Yes, there's a good lad—
give the other end a rest.Copy !req
820. Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
821. He's not even our species.Copy !req
822. Children.Copy !req
823. They'll break your heart
every time.Copy !req
824. Villains, we've got
to get Neutron!Copy !req
825. To the ship!Copy !req
826. I can't make top speed.Copy !req
827. My rocket must have been
damaged when it landed.Copy !req
828. Wonder who was driving.Copy !req
829. Got to hide somewhere
so the villains don't find us.Copy !req
830. There's the moon—
we can hide there.Copy !req
831. Good idea.Copy !req
832. Hi, Jimmy! I miss you!Copy !req
833. Want to play a game?Copy !req
834. I can make moon castles!Copy !req
835. Want to hear a song I wrote?Copy !req
836. It's called "I Love Jimmy."Copy !req
837. I'll take my chances
with the villains.Copy !req
838. Good call.Copy !req
839. Can't blame you.Copy !req
840. Agreed.
Word.Copy !req
841. Faster! We've got to catch them.Copy !req
842. Keep your shell on!Copy !req
843. I got to get a lock
on his vapor trails.Copy !req
844. Oh, you.Copy !req
845. I'm going to take
a little nappy.Copy !req
846. Change this diaper
or wear it, Rich Boy!Copy !req
847. Never!Copy !req
848. Oh, they just don't make
good villains anymore.Copy !req
849. Any sign
of the Junkman's ship, Carl?Copy !req
850. That's a big negatory,
good buddy.Copy !req
851. Being Special Girl
has put me in touchCopy !req
852. with my softer, gentler side.Copy !req
853. I invented a new dance
using my burps.Copy !req
854. Check it out.Copy !req
855. I love you kids.Copy !req
856. Give me a group hug, fools!Copy !req
857. Can we accidentally throw
him out of the rocket?Copy !req
858. I heard that!Copy !req
859. Prepare to reenter
the Earth's atmosphere.Copy !req
860. Hey, Jimmy, what's
that weird flashing, twirling,Copy !req
861. scary-looking cloud?Copy !req
862. Aah! Wormhole over Retroville!Copy !req
863. That's my dad's favorite song!Copy !req
864. What's a wormhole?Copy !req
865. I know! I know!Copy !req
866. Uh, a hole that...
worms go through.Copy !req
867. Close. It's a topological
feature of space-timeCopy !req
868. that allows travel
across the universeCopy !req
869. faster than the speed of light.Copy !req
870. Just start panicking.Copy !req
871. Hold on, everyone.Copy !req
872. I'll protect you!Copy !req
873. Brace for impact!Copy !req
874. That's how you land
a rocket.Copy !req
875. Uh, Neutron?Copy !req
876. We wanted Retroville,
not Jungleville.Copy !req
877. I think the gardeners
went on strike.Copy !req
878. Help!Copy !req
879. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
880. Help!Copy !req
881. Bad snake!
Bad snake!Copy !req
882. This is Retroville.Copy !req
883. Based on the flora and fauna,
I'd say that wormholeCopy !req
884. transported the town
75 million years in the past.Copy !req
885. Awesome!Copy !req
886. Now I don't have to go
to the dentist Thursday!Copy !req
887. Mom, Dad!Copy !req
888. Oh, Jimmy! You're safe.Copy !req
889. I'm safe, too, Mrs. Neutron.Copy !req
890. Dad, what happened here?Copy !req
891. Your mother wanted
to rescue you,Copy !req
892. so she dragged me
to your disco and...Copy !req
893. Your father sent us
back in timeCopy !req
894. using your
wormhole generator.Copy !req
895. Use your powers to keep
the dinosaurs busy.Copy !req
896. I'll use something
from my rocketCopy !req
897. to get us back
to the future.Copy !req
898. Aw, man, you always get
the easy job.Copy !req
899. Hurry— your power will only
last about five more minutes.Copy !req
900. Come on,
Invisible Brother,Copy !req
901. you get his attention
and I'll burp him down.Copy !req
902. Right on,
Burp Girl.Copy !req
903. Hey, Mr. Puhterminactyl!Copy !req
904. Come and get me!Copy !req
905. I'm the other white meat!Copy !req
906. Special Girl will save the day.Copy !req
907. With help from
Vibrating Cindy!Copy !req
908. You're going to be
extinct someday,Copy !req
909. but before that,
we're taking you out!Copy !req
910. Yah!Copy !req
911. Fan out and find Neutron!Copy !req
912. Wait a minute.Copy !req
913. That wormhole must have
sucked us back in time.Copy !req
914. Well, we'll be okay
as long as...Copy !req
915. Run!Copy !req
916. I just saw an egg,
a baby, a granny,
a rich kidCopy !req
917. and two lizard
guys— yeah.Copy !req
918. Oh, wait, wait—
I know this joke!Copy !req
919. It's not a joke,
you nimrod!Copy !req
920. It's the League
of Villains.Copy !req
921. Right!Copy !req
922. In here!Copy !req
923. ( stammering )
Good snake,
nice snake.Copy !req
924. Help!Copy !req
925. Guys, you got to save
Zix and Travoltron!Copy !req
926. But they're not nice at all.Copy !req
927. You told me that to be good, you
got to treat your friends good!Copy !req
928. Who knew you'd go crazy with it?Copy !req
929. Jimmy, tell these fools
they got to help!Copy !req
930. Can't talk! I'm making ions
to reverse the wormhole!Copy !req
931. Come on, Jimmy,
I need your help.Copy !req
932. Oh, he's right.Copy !req
933. We got to help them.Copy !req
934. Sheen made friends with Tee
and he saved us.Copy !req
935. Maybe if we help them,
they'll save us.Copy !req
936. Yeah, you know, Jimmy's right.Copy !req
937. I guess so.Copy !req
938. Come on, N-people,
let's take out that snake!Copy !req
939. Excuse me.Copy !req
940. I'm poking you.Copy !req
941. You can't see me,
but I'm poking you.Copy !req
942. Thanks, you kids!Copy !req
943. No group hugs!Copy !req
944. N-Men, a little help over here?Copy !req
945. Even the N-Men and Women
can't conquer a T. rex.Copy !req
946. Don't worry, kids,
we're helping Jimmy.Copy !req
947. What? Dream on.Copy !req
948. Why should we?Copy !req
949. They just saved your life!Copy !req
950. Yeah, but, like,
we're villains, see?Copy !req
951. Why are you villains?Copy !req
952. Well, because, uh...Copy !req
953. Because... 'cause...Copy !req
954. You can't answer me,
can you, chump?Copy !req
955. Now, get out there
and help Jimmy!Copy !req
956. Don't worry, we'll help you.Copy !req
957. You're not the N-Men.Copy !req
958. No, but we are members
of the lizard family,Copy !req
959. like your friend
Fangs here.Copy !req
960. He means we speak
lizard good.Copy !req
961. What'd you say?Copy !req
962. Eh, we told him
he could eat
Baby Eddie.Copy !req
963. You know, this "being nice"
thing feels awesome!Copy !req
964. Kind of does, doesn't it?Copy !req
965. Zix, give me hug.Copy !req
966. Don't push it.Copy !req
967. Thanks ever soCopy !req
968. for getting rid of
the dinosaurs, Jimmy.Copy !req
969. Now we can finally
get rid of you!Copy !req
970. Burp Girl, blast them!Copy !req
971. You got it!Copy !req
972. There— I've got
the negative ions,Copy !req
973. but they need
to be injected
at a high altitude.Copy !req
974. Hey, I'm not as invisible
as I used to be.Copy !req
975. The powers are wearing off.Copy !req
976. Quick, Special Girl, fly
to the eye of the wormholeCopy !req
977. and release these ions.Copy !req
978. You know, I got to say,
I'm getting a little
uncomfortableCopy !req
979. with the whole
"Special Girl" thing.Copy !req
980. Oh, please.Copy !req
981. Let the real Special Girl
handle it.Copy !req
982. Give me your N-Men packet.Copy !req
983. There's a tiny bit left.Copy !req
984. Okay, under one condition:Copy !req
985. throw out all the Betty Quinlan
photos in your lab.Copy !req
986. What? Not the soft-focus
head shots!Copy !req
987. Okay, okay.Copy !req
988. Good.Copy !req
989. Uh, Jimmy, what about
the League of Villains?Copy !req
990. I've got it handled.Copy !req
991. I'd like to see
Betty Quinlan do that!Copy !req
992. Hey, where's Jimmy?Copy !req
993. Over here, Goobot!Copy !req
994. No! What are you doing?Copy !req
995. This is not acceptable!Copy !req
996. No...!Copy !req
997. That force field should lock
them here in the Cretaceous EraCopy !req
998. while he head back
to the future.Copy !req
999. We're so back
in the happy place, man!Copy !req
1000. We couldn't have done it
without you guys.Copy !req
1001. That's what friends
are for— fool!Copy !req
1002. The Candy Bar is open
for business.Copy !req
1003. Come on, everyone—
the milkshakes are on us.Copy !req
1004. I'd like
the pie smoothie!Copy !req
1005. So, what'll happen to Goobot
and the other villains?Copy !req
1006. I programmed
the force fieldCopy !req
1007. to wear off
after a few minutes.Copy !req
1008. I'm guessing
the League of VillainsCopy !req
1009. will have their hands
full for quite a while.Copy !req
1010. You think you're scary,
pal, huh?Copy !req
1011. You think you're
some sort of bigshot?Copy !req
1012. Well, say hello to my little
Five-Day-Old Diaper!Copy !req
1013. The horror!Copy !req
1014. Oh... somebody catch me.Copy !req
1015. Oh, my.Copy !req
1016. That's right— be afraid,
be very afraid!Copy !req
1017. And tell all
your cold-blooded friendsCopy !req
1018. there's plenty more
where that came from!Copy !req
1019. Hi, I'm Paul.Copy !req
1020. Got to blast!Copy !req