The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 3x13

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Corey Burton as Spamdini (voice) • Kath Soucie as Betty Quinlan (voice) • Andrea Martin as Ms. Fowl (voice) • Crystal Scales as Libby Folfax / Ike (voice) • Carolyn Lawrence as Cindy Vortex (voice)

To impress Betty Quinlan, Jimmy performs a magic show using a cheap magic kit that's full of his own technological upgrades.

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1. Got to blast!

2. Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON

3. Check it out.

4. I'm a speed demon.

5. You getting this, baby?

6. Sure am, honey.

7. Whoo-hoo!

8. You're watching vacation footage

9. of Steve and Jenny Bissell, who set out for paradise

10. but sailed smack-dab into the mystery

11. of the Bahama Quadrangle.

12. Uh, honey, what's the deal with this fog?

13. Uh, I don't know.

14. Steve, I'm frightened.

15. Well, don't panic, it's probably nothing.

16. H-Hey! What's happening?

17. Steve, where are you?

18. Honey! Steve?

19. No! Stay back!

20. They were never seen again.

21. Had the Bahama Quadrangle taken two more victims

22. into its watery clutches?

23. Cool.

24. Spooky.

25. Oh, what a bunch of baloney.

26. You don't believe the Bahama Quadrangle is haunted, do you?

27. How else do you explain

28. all the boats and planes that went missing there?

29. It could be anything—

30. sudden tornadoes, freak electrical storms...

31. Ghosts of the undead hoarding human flesh

32. to feed their ravenous hunger.

33. Sheen, do you even believe half the stuff you say?

34. Yes.

35. Or do I?

36. Well, have you ever been there, Jimmy?

37. No, but I've read all about it.

38. It's where one of my favorite scientists, Dr. Sydney Moist,

39. used to conduct

40. his groundbreaking oceanographic research.

41. Used to?

42. What happened to him?

43. He went missing.

44. Aha!

45. That's just a coincidence.

46. It's sorcery, I tells you!

47. Or evil porpoises.

48. Or fish-headed octo-men.

49. Get up.

50. Where we going?

51. To the Bahama Quadrangle, so I can prove

52. that this "mystery" is perfectly explainable.

53. Mmm... nah.

54. I'll pass.

55. Fine, then we'll start our essays

56. on the Habsburg Empire.

57. Quadrangle it is.

58. Right behind you, Captain.

59. Are we there yet?

60. How about now?

61. Are we there now?

62. How about now?

63. I hope it's soon.

64. I need to use the little boys' ocean.

65. According to the Neutronic positioning unit,

66. we're now entering the Bahama Quadrangle.

67. Notice the complete lack of anything creepy...

68. Until now.

69. Uh, Jimmy, flying into a fog bank

70. on a perfectly sunny day is normal, right?

71. Of course it is.

72. Happens all the time, right, Jimmy?

73. Actually...

74. We're doomed!

75. We're not doomed.

76. The only thing to fear is total engine failure.

77. Now we're doomed.

78. Guys, there's something fishy going on here.

79. Fishy? As in evil porpoises?

80. Well, this was fun.

81. Let's go home!

82. Carl, we need to go underwater and investigate.

83. Everyone take some air-gum.

84. Okay, now if we get lost, let's meet back here so we don't...

85. Wait for me!

86. Jimmy was right— nothing mysterious here.

87. Bye!

88. That's strange.

89. I'm picking up humanoid bio-signs from that direction.

90. Follow me.

91. Can't we just take a moment to appreciate this?

92. We're young, we're in the Bahamas,

93. we've got our whole lives ahead of us.

94. Perhaps I spoke too soon!

95. Jimmy, what's happening?

96. I don't know.

97. Can't... fight... current!

98. Too strong!

99. This place has seen the last of my tourist dollars.

100. All right, Evil Porpoise,

101. I don't like you and you don't like me, so...

102. Yike!

103. Good-bye, world!

104. The horror!

105. So, where are we anyway?

106. Seaweed.

107. It looks like we've been sucked

108. into some sort of kelp processing plant.

109. Bravo!

110. Excellent deduction.

111. Hey, Jimmy, isn't that...

112. Dr. Sydney Moist, the world's leading researcher

113. in the field of phytochemical compounds.

114. And a deliciously graceful tap dancer.

115. Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah.

116. Yeah!

117. But you were reported dead years ago.

118. Oh, I can assure you I'm quite alive—

119. marvelously, resplendently alive!

120. And Charleston.

121. Huh!

122. Hey, Jimmy, you didn't tell us

123. Dr. Moist was completely out of his...

124. Ah, my apologies for sucking you into my lab.

125. The ocean is full of spies.

126. But enough jibber-jabber— who's hungry, hmm?

127. Nipsey, Russell!

128. Oh, look!

129. Dr. Nut-job has some slimy green friends.

130. Show our guests to the table.

131. I hope you boys are hungry.

132. Incredible!

133. They're some type of plankto-humanoid life forms.

134. I decided to make men out of algae.

135. I call them... "Algae-men"!

136. And I thought he was insane.

137. Well, eat up, there's plenty for everyone.

138. Mmm.

139. It's scrumptious.

140. Yum, yum.

141. Yeah, that really hits the spot.

142. Why live underwater when you could share

143. with other scientists?

144. Ha!

145. Never!

146. They all laughed at me and called me "Dr. Loony-pants."

147. Well, who's laughing now, hmm?

148. Who's crazy now?

149. I'll go check on dessert.

150. Guys, what'd I tell you?

151. There's nothing mysterious about the Bahama Quadrangle.

152. Oh, no?

153. We're having dinner at the bottom of the ocean

154. with a crazy lunatic and his seaweed friends.

155. Okay, granted, he's a little eccentric...

156. A little eccentric?

157. The guy's crazier than a sackful of spider monkeys!

158. So, how are we doing, hmm?

159. Dr. Moist, can you explain to my friends here

160. that there's nothing mysterious about the Bahama Quadrangle?

161. I'd be happy to...

162. right after your transformation.

163. Transformation?

164. Into algae-men, just like all the other fools

165. who've passed this way to spy on me!

166. Huh?

167. That's right—

168. your food was chockfull of mutant algae seeds.

169. Huh?

170. Which even as we speak

171. are infusing your every cell with kelpy goodness!

172. Huh?

173. Guys, I'm turning green!

174. But you ate it, too— we saw you.

175. Yes, but I have the antidote.

176. Ah, that is good antidote!

177. You're insane!

178. Oh, gee, you think?

179. What was your first clue?

180. Seize them!

181. So, Dr. Moist kidnaps anyone in the Bahama Quadrangle

182. and turns them into algae-based manservants.

183. I told you it wasn't anything supernatural.

184. Gee, you were right, Jimmy.

185. I'd congratulate you if I weren't being turned

186. into a 85-pound walking salad!

187. Oh, I don't know, maybe being algae isn't so bad.

188. I mean, all we have to do is keep our coats moist and slimy.

189. And be butlers to a tap-happy mental case!

190. Oh, right.

191. That's it!

192. What's it?

193. Every room in the lab

194. is kept humid so the algae-men can thrive.

195. So?

196. So watch.

197. It's working.

198. Now we get his keys.

199. Guys,

200. you distract the algae-men while I go for the antidote.

201. Right.

202. Shall we?

203. Do let's.

204. Step right up, fellas.

205. Find the pretty lady.

206. That's right— find the pretty lady.

207. Nobody goes home a loser.

208. An electrical-vectors entry?

209. I expected more from Dr. Moist.

210. Or not.

211. That's right— up and down and all around.

212. Find the pretty lady.

213. Oh! Tough luck, chief.

214. Carl, Sheen— catch!

215. Oh, wait, this isn't high in sodium, is it?

216. Because I'm not supposed...

217. Yay, I'm pasty again!

218. You'll never escape!

219. My algae-men will get you!

220. I'd like to see them try!

221. Yeah!

222. You would?

223. Crush them!

224. Guys, chew as much air-gum as you can.

225. Sorry, it's my breath, isn't it?

226. No, Carl, algae thrives on CO2.

227. There's enough in this gum

228. to cause the algae-men to grow exponentially.

229. And how is that good again?

230. No time to explain.

231. Chew for your lives!

232. Quick, guys, follow me.

233. Stop! What are you doing?

234. Stop growing this instant!

235. Don't make me do my angry dance!

236. No!

237. Swim! Hurry!

238. We did it.

239. Dr. Moist's reign of terror is over.

240. The mystery of the Bahama Quadrangle is solved.

241. I'm just glad it wasn't evil porpoises.

242. That would have been terrifying.

243. Oh, not again with the fog.

244. Uh, guys?

245. What say we let this mystery slide?

246. Can you turn off the music?

247. Sorry.

248. Notice the Miscellana octoria's distinctive tibial spurs

249. and sclerotized pedipalps.

250. Fascinating.

251. Can you make it do the hokey-pokey?

252. Sheen, go home.

253. Guys! Guys! Guys!

254. I've got a girlfriend!

255. Huh?

256. Who is she?

257. Well, she's my pen pal from Sweden

258. and she's coming to Retroville and her name is Elke Ekberg.

259. That was weird.

260. I thought I heard Carl say he had a girlfriend.

261. I do!

262. Here's her picture.

263. She's a teen model, tennis star, gymnast, masseuse

264. and ballet dancer.

265. Don't take this the wrong way, Carl,

266. but you're kind of a nerd.

267. What does she see in you?

268. Well, I sent her some pictures.

269. Man...

270. where was I when you did all this stuff?

271. Carl, these are all pictures of me!

272. I didn't think she'd like a hefty boy with glasses

273. who's into llamas and sleeps with a blanky

274. and has unsightly spots all over his...

275. Too much information!

276. So I told her I was a boy genius

277. and I invented cool stuff and had a neat lab.

278. So you said you were me.

279. Huh? Oh, yeah, kind of.

280. Anyway, Elke has a one-day stopover in Retroville

281. on her way to a tennis tournament,

282. and I'm afraid when she sees me,

283. she'll find out I've been lying to her.

284. Because you have!

285. Huh? Oh, yeah, kind of.

286. And then she won't like me anymore.

287. And by you, you mean me!

288. Huh? Oh, yeah, kind of.

289. If you're looking for help, count me out!

290. Come on, Jimmy, just let Carl pretend to be you.

291. He could show her some inventions,

292. fly her in the hover car, and she'll never know.

293. I'm not letting Carl touch my stuff.

294. Oh, please, Jimmy.

295. This may be my only chance to impress

296. a tennis-playing, teen-modeling,

297. ballet-dancing, gymnasticking masseuse.

298. Yeah, come on, Jimmy.

299. Okay, for one day only you can be Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius.

300. Yay, thanks, Jim!

301. You're the best friend in the whole world.

302. Oh, by the way, I told her you're my dimwitted assistant.

303. What?

304. I said you were an experiment

305. that went horribly wrong.

306. Sweet!

307. You think I should put on something nice to meet her?

308. Like a mask.

309. Carl, what you need is a total makeover

310. from nerd guy to science guy.

311. There she is.

312. Elke...

313. Ja.

314. Carl Wheezer!

315. Hi, I'm, um...

316. My dimwitted assistant.

317. Take Elke's bag, and be quick!

318. I'm Sheen.

319. He really used to be a monkey?

320. Monkey? What kind— flying monkey, squirrel monkey,

321. a chunky, funky monkey?

322. Ooh, I love your car which hovers.

323. Yeah, well, it's just a little something

324. I threw together one afternoon.

325. Après vous.

326. Oh, that's French for "get in."

327. Okay, uh...

328. Go ahead, Boy Genius, start her up.

329. Hmm, let's see...

330. I'll, uh, maybe...

331. May I suggest that instead of the arm-missiles button,

332. you push the one right below it?

333. I know what button to push!

334. I was just testing you.

335. I'm teaching him how to drive.

336. Yeah, I'll teach you how to...

337. Okay, Monkey Boy says, "Let's get this show on the road."

338. It is so nice to finally meet you in the person.

339. You are such the genius.

340. Uh, Dimwitted Assistant, remember what I taught you

341. about getting the hover car under control?

342. Whew.

343. Are you okay, Elke?

344. Ja.

345. You nincompoop!

346. You must have put the wrong fuel in my hover car!

347. What? Your hover car?

348. I... Ugh!

349. Sorry, Carl.

350. My mistake.

351. Well, don't ever let it happen again,

352. and it's Mr. Wheezer to you.

353. You just can't get good help these days.

354. May we go to see your lab now?

355. You got it.

356. To the lab, Dimwitted Assistant.

357. Uh, yes, sir.

358. "Yes, sir, Mr. Wheezer."

359. Ooh... ah... ooh... ah...!

360. Don't you love the Swedish language?

361. Carl, what are these fantastic things?

362. Uh...

363. Yes, Mr. Wheezer, go ahead,

364. tell her what all these inventions are

365. and how they work.

366. Okay, well, that's

367. the bring-back-people-from- another-time machiney thingy.

368. And that's the thingy that goes

369. and that's the yellow thingy, I know that.

370. "Yellow thingy"-- you are so the modest boy.

371. Oh, well...

372. Can you bring back my favorite Swedish poet, Ingmar Ibsen?

373. Of course.

374. I'm a genius, aren't I?

375. Now, let me see...

376. Poet, poet... I...

377. Oh, yeah, I think it's these ones.

378. Mr. Wheezer, wait!

379. Attila the Hun!

380. Is he a poet?

381. No, he's one of the most ferocious warriors of all time.

382. Destroy! Attack! Kill!

383. Maim! Conquer! Pinch!

384. That's my...

385. uh, I mean Carl's nuclear reactor.

386. He could set off a radioactive meltdown!

387. You make with the saving the day now, Carl?

388. Uh, y-y-yeah, yeah.

389. Who wants fudge brownies?

390. Brownies?

391. Plain or with nuts?

392. Nuts.

393. Nuts?

394. Nuts!

395. Whew.

396. You supreme bonehead,

397. this was all your fault!

398. You must have got bubble gum in my machine!

399. You're fired!

400. I'm what?

401. Take off!

402. Okay, I will, and you're coming with me.

403. But I want a brownie, too.

404. Is so much adventure, Carl.

405. Maybe I go now.

406. I call you later.

407. Wait, wait, wait, Elke, Elke, don't go.

408. I haven't shown you my, uh, rocket.

409. Come on.

410. No, but I...

411. I got kicked out of my own lab.

412. I'm the genius, not that llama-loving jerk.

413. I'm going back in there

414. and tell Elke the truth.

415. No, Jimmy, this may be Carl's one chance at love,

416. and Elke might have a sister, or twin, or cousin,

417. or youngish aunt, or what about...

418. If Carl touches one thing in there,

419. if he moves one atom...

420. if he even breathes on anything...

421. Next stop: the moon!

422. You were saying?

423. He's out of control!

424. Relax, he's probably just writing her name in the sky.

425. Must be the Swedish spelling.

426. Carl, it's too fast.

427. Make with the slowing down.

428. How about I point out interesting things in space, okay?

429. Um... that's a big flying rock,

430. and that's another big flying rock,

431. and that's a gigantic flying rock

432. coming right at us!

433. I've got to get him out of the meteor shower.

434. Look— Dimwitted Assistant and Former Monkey.

435. Carl, I... I must say to you something.

436. Hold that thought.

437. Way to go, Dimwitted Assistant!

438. I had everything under control

439. until you messed it up!

440. Under control?

441. I saved your life, Genius!

442. Go home and play with your llamas,

443. you big, dumb, dummy, dopey, little-brain, dum-dum dummy.

444. Okay, that's it, Wheezer.

445. Elke, you want to know the truth?

446. Jimmy, no!

447. Remember that cute Swedish sister or neighbor.

448. Think of the accent, the meatballs,

449. the socialized medicine.

450. Abba!

451. Carl, I have confession to make.

452. I'm not teen model, tennis star

453. or other cool things.

454. I am just simple farm girl who comes here with parents

455. to buy llama feed from American cousin.

456. You mean...

457. Ja, I am big fake!

458. I am not right

459. for genius boy of many adventures.

460. No!

461. I'm a big fake, too!

462. What?

463. Yeah, I'm a nerd.

464. I don't even know how to spell "science,"

465. and I love llamas more than people.

466. No, Carl, don't try

467. to make me feel better with lies.

468. But I...

469. Sheen, let me go!

470. Wait!

471. Llama Love Society?

472. I'm a member, too!

473. Your photo is nice, too.

474. Oh, Carl, it is the truth.

475. You were lying.

476. You are a nerd.

477. A heavyset, glasses-wearing nerd with a blanky and many fears

478. and numerous medical problems.

479. Come.

480. Let me kiss you so many times, Nerd Boy.

481. Hey, I'm a nerd!

482. I'm a nerd, too!

483. I'm a huge nerd.

484. I'm the nerdiest kid in town.

485. Elke, there's a brand-new baby llama

486. at the petting zoo.

487. What are we doing here?

488. Let's boogie!

489. What just happened here?

490. Oh, love is strange, Jimmy.

491. It's like the Swedish poet once said,

492. "Herda gerda gaberda

493. shamerda curla hurla herda..."

494. Just stop it.

495. Okay.

496. Hola, soy Pablo.

497. Got to blast!