1. Gotta Blast!
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2. Help!
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3. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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4. and NICKELODEON
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5. Danger! Danger!
This unit is under attack.
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6. Hello,
under attack, too.
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7. It's not always
about you, you know.
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8. Aah!
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9. Aah!
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10. Hey! Oh! Hey! Aah!
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11. Is that the best
you can do?
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12. Put some neck into it.
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13. Not so easy, is it, Mr.
Look How My Head Comes Loose?
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14. Nanobots, I'm upgrading
the checks and balances
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15. in your neurocircuitry
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16. so you don't lose control
like last time.
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17. Nanobot upgrade completed.
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18. Whoa!
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19. Two eyes.
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20. Now my gaze is twice
as commanding.
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21. Test. Test.
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22. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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23. Listen to my new voice.
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24. I'm like a silicon-based
Julio Iglesias.
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25. Nanobots, get ready to fulfill
your new prime function.
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26. I'm ready.
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27. He could use
more work.
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28. Quiet!
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29. I'm trying to hear
what important task
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30. the great Creator
requires of us.
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31. Welcome to your
new correct-o-tech.
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32. It contains everything
you'll need
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33. to correct
my nonscience homework.
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34. He's giving us
another chance.
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35. The fool!
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36. I mean...
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37. Yay!
Yay!
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38. Here's the deal:
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39. Cindy continuous to smoke me
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40. in artistic, right-brain
subjects, like poetry.
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41. "Shall I compare Jimmy's head
to a summer's day?
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42. It is more pointy
and more ill-formed."
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43. I order you to scan my new poem
and correct it for errors.
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44. It has to be perfect.
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45. The Creator wishes us
to correct for error.
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46. We are back, baby!
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47. "Ode to Cindy."
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48. Hey!
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49. "Roses have
low spectral wavelengths,
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50. violets have high."
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51. "Cindy's unable to express
these values in angstrom units
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52. because she's not
as smart as I."
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53. Blah!
Blah!
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54. Error!
Error!
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55. This unit detects
missing commas,
here and here.
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56. Further error: This unit detects
misuse of iambic pentameter.
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57. Cutting and pasting there,
here, here, there, there
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58. and all these places.
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59. Nanobots, wait!
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60. Extreme error!
Extreme error!
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61. Use of imagery:
poor to suck-rotten.
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62. Extreme error!
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63. Activating
delete function.
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64. Delete, delete, delete, delete!
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65. Nanobots, stand down!
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66. Oh, now look
what you did.
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67. I blame your poor
leadership skills.
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68. Jimmy, breakfast.
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69. I'm going to have
to put you back into lockdown.
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70. Your behavior's still
too chaotic.
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71. I'll get your bugs
worked out someday.
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72. Nice going, bug!
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73. He hates us.
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74. He likes me.
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75. It's you
he can't stand.
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76. Oh, your words cut
like a knife.
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77. Sweetie, while I'm out shopping,
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78. could you clean out the gutters
and resod the lawn?
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79. But, butter biscuit,
I took the day off
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80. so I could spend time
in my workshop.
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81. Don't forget the
atomic pile in my room.
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82. You have to bleed it
every 46 minutes.
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83. But I've got to get
the ring-neck buffleheads ready
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84. for the big duck-off next month.
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85. Could you clean up Goddard's
lug nuts from the backyard?
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86. They're starting to rust.
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87. Oh...
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88. Because of you,
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89. I'm stuck in this
inferior module.
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90. Our old module
was much better.
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91. If I had the old
module back,
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92. I'd correct for error
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93. like no one's corrected
for error before.
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94. The Creator would
be pleased with me.
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95. I'll use the old module
to correct for error.
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96. Then the Creator
will be pleased with me.
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97. Hey, you stole my idea!
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98. I used your idea
as a springboard.
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99. You stole
my springboard.
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100. This could be dangerous.
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101. You go first.
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102. Uh-uh,
age before beauty.
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103. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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104. Aah!
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105. You're a dead bug.
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106. I call
captain's chair!
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107. Over my
dead relays!
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108. Now to find the Creator.
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109. Look, I'm sorry,
but every once in a while
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110. I need a little Hugh time.
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111. Hugh time?
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112. Yes, my personal space.
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113. My piece of the sky.
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114. My secret garden.
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115. But...
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116. Do you know what time it is?
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117. Hugh time?
Hugh time?
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118. Yes, Hugh time.
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119. I'll be in my workshop,
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120. which is sort of like
my secret garden.
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121. There's your
bus, dear.
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122. Thanks, Mom. Bye!
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123. We must follow
the Creator
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124. and await our chance
to correct for error.
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125. And then he'll
love me again.
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126. What is it like
in your dream world?
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127. A little humid.
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128. Well, buffleheads,
it's just you and me.
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129. "And somewhere
men are laughing,
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130. "and somewhere childre,
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131. "but there is no joy
in Retroville,
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132. because Jimmy is an idiot."
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133. I thank you.
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134. Top that,
left-brain boy.
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135. Thank you, Cindy.
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136. That was lovely.
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137. Jimmy, would you like
to read your poem next?
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138. Well,
I did write one,
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139. but my upgraded server nanites
destroyed it.
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140. Ha! Like I haven't heard
that one before.
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141. Two demerits.
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142. Sheen, your poem's next.
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143. Poem?
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144. Carl, you told me
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145. we had to do
an interpretive dance.
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146. No,
that's Thursday.
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147. Well, this is
all I got.
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148. It probably needs music.
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149. Now is our chance
to correct for error.
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150. Error! Error!
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151. You're out of step.
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152. Assume
first position.
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153. And step, and step,
and turn.
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154. Now flutter
like a bird.
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155. Nanobots? But how?
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156. Box step, box step,
plié, plié.
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157. And bring it on home.
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158. Nanobots, I order you to...
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159. Error! Error!
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160. Look at the hairstyle.
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161. I'm trying not to.
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162. Initiating correction.
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163. Ooh!
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164. Wait, we still have
to do the bangs!
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165. Nanobots, wait!
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166. Halt!
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167. Um, J-J-Jimmy,
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168. is your antibully thing
going to beat me up again?
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169. I don't think so,
Carl.
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170. It's only been
programmed
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171. to correct for error.
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172. Come on, we've
got to find it.
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173. She's gone.
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174. But I thought
the Creator looked pleased.
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175. Oh, so did I.
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176. Let's continue
correcting for error.
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177. Error.
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178. This unit detects
poor posture.
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179. Straightening
spinal column.
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180. Error.
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181. Poor ball handling.
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182. Demonstrating
correct technique.
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183. Whoa, there it is.
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184. Error! Error!
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185. Detecting tasteless
chipped-beef special.
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186. The beef-to-chip ratio
is completely off.
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187. Adding steak sauce.
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188. Steak sauce?
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189. Spicy mustard is the w.
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190. Oh, really,
Wolfgang.
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191. Why don't we throw in
an old shoe?
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192. But I already made shoe
twice this week.
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193. Oh, no, the responses are
more chaotic than ever.
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194. Hey, Spewtron,
your stupid psychorobots
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195. are in the lunchroom.
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196. Alert! Alert!
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197. Fashion error!
Fashion error!
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198. Oh, that's the worst kind.
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199. Correcting.
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200. Hey, not bad.
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201. I order you to shut down.
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202. But, Creator,
we were merely
correcting for error.
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203. As you programmed.
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204. You have misunderstood
your programming.
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205. You can't go around
correcting people.
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206. Yeah! Although
I do love
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207. what you've done
with this blouse.
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208. Humans are supposed
to be flawed.
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209. Their flaws mean that
they're functioning perfectly.
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210. Get ready, guys.
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211. Faced with this paradox,
the saucer module will explode,
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212. just like last time.
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213. Humans are flawed,
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214. but their flaws mean
that they're... perfect?
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215. But if they're
perfect,
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216. they can't be flawed.
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217. It's quite the conundrum.
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218. My brain hurts.
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219. I call an error— extreme error.
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220. We are programmed
to delete extreme error,
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221. but this module has
no delete function.
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222. It's got
a molecular atomizer.
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223. Close enough.
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224. Nanobots,
for the last time,
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225. execute your
programming.
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226. We obey, O Creator.
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227. Delete, delete.
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228. Delete, delete, delete,
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229. delete, delete, delete,
delete, delete, delete, delete!
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230. Delete, delete, delete,
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231. delete, delete, delete, delete,
delete, delete, delete...
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232. Carl, Sheen,
take cover!
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233. Aah!
Aah!
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234. Gotcha!
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235. Nanobots, do not delete.
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236. Do not delete!
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237. He doesn't want
to be deleted?
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238. But he's a flawed human.
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239. To obey him
would be error.
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240. This is making my circuits spin.
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241. What if we delete
everyone else first?
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242. Sweet! Then the Creator
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243. will have a chance
to admire our work.
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244. Yes! Then we delete him.
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245. Works for me.
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246. Storing Creator
until final deletion.
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247. Nanobots!
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248. Wait! Don't!
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249. Nanobots,
open the door!
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250. There, that's everyone.
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251. Negative. This unit detects
further human error.
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252. Now can we delete
the Creator?
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253. Not yet.
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254. Sensors indicate
this entire planet
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255. is infested with
extreme human error.
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256. You mean...?
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257. Mm-hmm.
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258. We must delete
every human on earth.
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259. Let's start with the French.
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260. I found Principal
Willoughby's keys.
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261. Hurry, Carl!
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262. Jimmy has only
seconds of air left!
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263. Sheen, I've got plenty of air.
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264. Just open the door.
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265. Thanks, guys.
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266. Easy, Jimmy!
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267. Take slow, deep breaths.
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268. Carl, are we
the only ones left?
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269. The whole school's empty.
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270. The nanobots have deleted
the entire town.
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271. We've got to get to the lab!
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272. Be right back,
little surf scooter.
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273. You just stay.
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274. Stay. Good boy.
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275. Butter biscuit, are we
all out of the wood finish?
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276. Got to wipe down
the blue-winged ruddy duck.
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277. Pine nut pants!
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278. She must still be out.
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279. Wheezer always keeps
a spare can of wood finish
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280. in his crawl space.
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281. Howdy, neighbors!
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282. Your front door was open.
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283. Hello?
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284. Wheezer...
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285. Wheezer?
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286. Wheezer?
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287. Where is everybody?
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288. Anybody!
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289. Anybody at all!
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290. Hello!
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291. Not a soul on the enti.
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292. Maybe they got together
and formed an angry mob!
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293. Wait up, everybody!
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294. I want to be in the mob, too!
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295. Sam?
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296. Anyone!
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297. Somebody answer me!
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298. I'm alone.
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299. I don't know how or why,
but I am the last man on earth.
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300. Judy... Jimmy... they're...
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301. They're gone.
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302. How will I live?
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303. How will I deal with
the crushing loneliness?
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304. Whoo, I feel so light.
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305. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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306. Whoo-hoo!
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307. Wow!
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308. Now, that is Hugh time!
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309. Everyone
in the world, gone.
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310. It's horrible!
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311. I know.
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312. Oleander owed me 53 cents.
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313. They're not really gone, guys.
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314. They've been dumped
into a virtual trash bin.
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315. I knew it!
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316. What's a virtual trash bin?
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317. It's a trash file for deleted
items, like on any computer.
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318. Oh.
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319. When the nanobots
delete someone,
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320. they're converting them
into electrons.
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321. I see. Go on.
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322. The electrons get downloaded
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323. onto the hard drive,
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324. which stores them
in the trash file.
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325. And...
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326. But if the trash bin g,
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327. the nanobots
will have to dump it,
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328. and if that happens, everyone's
atoms will be gone forever.
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329. Adieu, adieu, adieu
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330. to you and you and you.
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331. On to Belgium.
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332. Must... enjoy... Hugh time!
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333. Well, that's it.
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334. I've done just about everything
I can think of.
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335. I still miss my family.
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336. Oh... who am I kidding?
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337. What good's personal time if
there's no one to share it with?
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338. Without Judy and Jimbo, there's
no reason for me to live.
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339. No reason at all!
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340. Aunt Mo's Pies?
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341. No... no, they could never
replace the ones I love.
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342. But, hey, look at all the pie!
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343. Yes!
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344. I will do it.
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345. I... will... live!
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346. If I can't
capture them
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347. in this magnetic field,
we're done for.
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348. Carl, any sign
of the nanobots
on the monitor?
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349. No, uh-uh, Jim.
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350. Sheen, we need
that monitor
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351. to watch
for the nanobots.
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352. Okay, okay.
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353. Just let me destroy
this star cruiser.
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354. Who is it?
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355. Uh... telegram.
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356. Yeah, like I'd really
fall for that old trick.
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357. Llama-gram?
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358. Llama-gram!
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359. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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360. Okay.
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361. Jimmy, Jimmy!
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362. I just beat
my high score
on "Alienator."
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363. Oh, and the nanobots
are here.
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364. Leaping leptons!
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365. Quick, Goddard, fly-cy.
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366. Stop, we wish to please you!
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367. That is why we must delete you.
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368. November, December, the next
year, the next year after that—
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369. an endless supply of pie!
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370. Mmm... boysenberry—
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371. the most delicious part of
my postapocalyptic nightmare.
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372. Hey, it's Dad.
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373. He hasn't been
deleted yet.
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374. Endless pie.
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375. Endless pie.
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376. Whoa...!
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377. Creator,
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378. prepare to be deleted.
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379. And pleased.
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380. The computer's
trash bin is full.
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381. Ooh, we have been
deleting a lot lately.
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382. Prepare to empty
trash bin.
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383. I can't let them dump
everyone's electrons.
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384. Think... think...
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385. Endless pie...
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386. Endless pie...
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387. Brain blast!
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388. Nanobots, wait!
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389. Nice job, guys.
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390. Excellent work.
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391. I'm ready to be deleted.
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392. But before you do,
I have one last request.
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393. Of course, great Creator.
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394. We exist to serve.
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396. Kiss-up.
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397. State your request,
mighty Creator.
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398. Can you guys check my homework
one last time?
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399. I think I've got
this poem nailed.
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400. Just let me make a few.
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401. Here, here and there.
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402. "Cindy sings
the body electric,
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403. but she's still
not as smart as me."
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404. "She can't even
compute the value of pi,
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405. which I know equals three."
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406. Aha!
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407. Error.
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408. Pi is not equal to three.
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409. Computing.
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410. The correct value of pi
is 3.14.
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411. "1-5-9-2-6-5-3-8-9..."
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412. Overload! Overload!
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413. Infinite decimal sequence.
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414. "2-3-8-4-6-3..."
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415. My pie!
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416. Oh, it's not fair!
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417. I had time!
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418. I finally had all the time
in the world!
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419. Gee!
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420. Sweetie.
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421. Honey bunny.
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422. Jim-jammy.
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423. You're back!
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424. I'm not the last man
on earth anymore.
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425. James Isaac Neutron,
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426. what's been going on
around here?
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427. Uh... nothing.
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428. So, Dad, how was your Hugh time?
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429. I... It was good, son,
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430. but nowhere near
as good as "us" time.
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431. Aw...
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432. Why can't we
get along like that?
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433. Are you afraid to love?
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434. Oh, look.
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435. I found an error
with your head unit.
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436. Correcting!
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437. No fair—
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438. you've got arms.
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439. Why do I listen
to you?
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440. Ow! You know
I bruise easily.
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441. Chips for brains.
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442. I'm telling
Motherboard.
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443. Ha-ha! Missed me.
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444. Captioning sponsored by THE
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445. and NICKELODEON
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