1. Get me that kid.Copy !req
2. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
3. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
4. Man, I wanted to be
first in line.Copy !req
5. I told you we should have
got here sooner.Copy !req
6. Those guys have been here
since like 6:00 a.m.Copy !req
7. Nothing like having a hologramCopy !req
8. wait in line for you.Copy !req
9. Want some
Purple Flurp candy?Copy !req
10. Lay some on me,
bro.Copy !req
11. Mmm...Copy !req
12. So what's the big deal, Jimmy—
this isn't the UltraLord movie.Copy !req
13. It's better,
it's a Jet Fusion movie:Copy !req
14. Die Again Tomorrow Forever.Copy !req
15. He's the greatest,
coolest spy since...Copy !req
16. Llama Boy!Copy !req
17. Llama Boy is not a spy.Copy !req
18. He's a crossing guardCopy !req
19. and he's lame
to the power of ten.Copy !req
20. Is not.Copy !req
21. Is too!Copy !req
22. He's gentle
and kindCopy !req
23. and has a
beautiful voiceCopy !req
24. and he's real.Copy !req
25. Carl!Copy !req
26. There's no such thingCopy !req
27. as a half-boy, half-llama
crossing guardCopy !req
28. who can fly and sing.Copy !req
29. Oh, well, that's
just becauseCopy !req
30. you've never
seen one.Copy !req
31. Have you?Copy !req
32. Yes!Copy !req
33. No.Copy !req
34. Boy, it'd be so cool
to meet Jet Fusion—Copy !req
35. I mean, if he was
a real person.Copy !req
36. I, of course,
have met UltraLord
in person.Copy !req
37. I couldn't breath
for three days.Copy !req
38. That was just
a guy dressed upCopy !req
39. in an UltraLord
costume.Copy !req
40. Jimmy, please.Copy !req
41. I know that,
like Santa Claus,Copy !req
42. UltraLord employees
helpersCopy !req
43. to portray himself
for the masses.Copy !req
44. Santa has helpers?Copy !req
45. Well, gentlemen, I guess this is
where I teach you your ABCs—Copy !req
46. "agony,"brutality"
and "crying."Copy !req
47. Hoy!Copy !req
48. Ay-yah!Copy !req
49. Ay-yah!Copy !req
50. Ay-yah!Copy !req
51. Hate to leave you hanging,Copy !req
52. but I've... got to jet.Copy !req
53. Well, Miss Jingle Bells,Copy !req
54. shall we continue
our lessonCopy !req
55. on comparative
hydrogen physics?Copy !req
56. Oh, Jet.Copy !req
57. Ah, that was the best
Jet Fusion movie ever.Copy !req
58. You know, Jimmy,Copy !req
59. you kind of remind
me of Jet Fusion,Copy !req
60. except he's older
and has big bulging musclesCopy !req
61. and his hair's different
and girls like him and...Copy !req
62. I get the point.Copy !req
63. Even though
he's no UltraLord,Copy !req
64. I reluctantly admit
that Jet Fusion is cool.Copy !req
65. But can he do this?Copy !req
66. Why would anyone
want to do that?Copy !req
67. Someday the world
will valueCopy !req
68. the ability to bend your leg
behind your head.Copy !req
69. That Jet Fusion movie
was cutting edgeCopy !req
70. in an out-of-the-box,
in-your-face kind of way.Copy !req
71. Yeah.Copy !req
72. Jet Fusion kind of
reminds me of Llama Boy,Copy !req
73. except he's not a llama
and he's not a boy...Copy !req
74. And he's not
a crossing guard
who flies.Copy !req
75. I'd do homework with Jet Fusion.Copy !req
76. Attention students,Copy !req
77. James Neutron,
in my office... now!Copy !req
78. Busted.Copy !req
79. Neutron's in trouble;
life is good.Copy !req
80. Don't worry, Jimmy.Copy !req
81. He's probably going to give you
some award or medalCopy !req
82. or one of those things
I never get.Copy !req
83. Uh-uh, no way,
it's bad.Copy !req
84. Willoughby always
comes in here in personCopy !req
85. if it's good.Copy !req
86. I'll call your lawyer.Copy !req
87. And don't talk, no matter
how much they torture you.Copy !req
88. He's going to sing
like a canary.Copy !req
89. Why does Principal Willoughby
want to see me?Copy !req
90. Maybe he found out about
my Cafeteria Food Enhancer.Copy !req
91. Or the Recess Extender.Copy !req
92. Or that time I freeze-dried
Coach Grubber.Copy !req
93. Hey, Neutron?Copy !req
94. Over here.Copy !req
95. Open me.Copy !req
96. Uh-uh— my parents taught meCopy !req
97. never to talk
to strange lockers.Copy !req
98. But I'm an experimental
computerized interactive locker.Copy !req
99. Don't you want to know
how I work?Copy !req
100. Well, I...Copy !req
101. Good afternoon,
Mr. Neutron.Copy !req
102. Uh... my dog ate it.Copy !req
103. I was just holding them
for somebody.Copy !req
104. Sheen made me do it!Copy !req
105. You're not in trouble.Copy !req
106. Oh... forget everything
I just said.Copy !req
107. My name is Commander Baker.Copy !req
108. Welcome to B.T.S.O.
Headquarters, Washington, D.C.Copy !req
109. "B.T.S.O.?"Copy !req
110. "Big Top Secret Organization?"Copy !req
111. I've heard about you.Copy !req
112. Well, so much for being
a secret organization.Copy !req
113. Nice going, gang.Copy !req
114. Jimmy, your government
needs you.Copy !req
115. Our top agent,Copy !req
116. Agent X,
has disappeared.Copy !req
117. He was on a level-one
priority mission.Copy !req
118. We have tried
every means possibleCopy !req
119. and cannot find him.Copy !req
120. Agent X had a tracking device,Copy !req
121. but it was deactivatedCopy !req
122. somewhere in
the Pacific Ocean.Copy !req
123. I told you guys
to put in new batteries,Copy !req
124. but you all said, "No."Copy !req
125. We need you to reactivate
the tracking device,Copy !req
126. find Agent X,
and bring him back.Copy !req
127. This is a dangerous mission—
you may not come back alive.Copy !req
128. Can I get out of school?Copy !req
129. Of course.Copy !req
130. Then I'm your spy.Copy !req
131. Excellent.Copy !req
132. Let's go visit Professor Krank
in the equipment lab.Copy !req
133. I think you'll be impressed.Copy !req
134. Sit back, Junior,
prepare to be astounded.Copy !req
135. An innocent
looking pen?Copy !req
136. I think not.Copy !req
137. Its laser beam renders
an assailant powerlessCopy !req
138. for ten seconds.Copy !req
139. No thanks,
I have a hypnobeam—Copy !req
140. I can hypnotize people
to do just about anything.Copy !req
141. And I'm sure
it's adorable.Copy !req
142. This is our state-of-the-art
mobile utility vehicle.Copy !req
143. Travels 200 miles per hour
on one tank of gas.Copy !req
144. Won't need it.Copy !req
145. My hover craft goes
476 miles per hourCopy !req
146. on land, sea and air— and runs
on one cup of "fun fuel."Copy !req
147. ( sarcastically ):
Well, aren't we a little
Thomas Edison.Copy !req
148. Actually, I met
Thomas EdisonCopy !req
149. when I brought him
back in my Time
Pincher Machine.Copy !req
150. Well, you must
introduce me to himCopy !req
151. the next time you two
visit Planet Reality!Copy !req
152. This is a one-man tank
capable of defending...Copy !req
153. That's kind of like
my JimmyBotCopy !req
154. but more inefficient.Copy !req
155. What on earth is a "JimmyBot"?Copy !req
156. You'd better stand back.Copy !req
157. I suppose you made this
at school out of papier-mâché.Copy !req
158. That's a very nice
little thingCopy !req
159. you've... invented.Copy !req
160. Moving on.Copy !req
161. Your country is
counting on you, Jimmy—Copy !req
162. Mom, apple pie, little Suzy,
picket fences,Copy !req
163. blah,
blah, blah, blah,Copy !req
164. etc., etc., etc.Copy !req
165. You know the drill,
good luck.Copy !req
166. Um... how do I get back
to Retroville?Copy !req
167. The same way
you came.Copy !req
168. Mom, Dad, I have to
tell you something,Copy !req
169. but you can't tell anyone.Copy !req
170. Is this about
your friend Carl?Copy !req
171. No, it's about me:
I'm a spy.Copy !req
172. Of course you are, Jimmy,
just like Jet Fusion.Copy !req
173. Mom... don't!Copy !req
174. My cute little spy guy.Copy !req
175. Spies aren't cute.Copy !req
176. Honeypie East was.Copy !req
177. Ooh, I used to watch her TV show
all the time.Copy !req
178. I had her picture up in my room.Copy !req
179. But I am a spy.Copy !req
180. You know, Jimbo,
I never told you this,Copy !req
181. but I was a spy, too—
oh, yeah.Copy !req
182. I had a cool suit,
a pair of sunglasses,
a secret camera...Copy !req
183. Hugh?Copy !req
184. You were a spy
for Halloween.Copy !req
185. Sure was, and did I
look "boss" or what.Copy !req
186. I got so much candy
that yearCopy !req
187. I threw up
until Christmas.Copy !req
188. You know, you were
a lumberjack that year.Copy !req
189. You know, I could be
a lumberjack this year.Copy !req
190. Timber!Copy !req
191. I could learn
how to play the saw.Copy !req
192. Let's not.Copy !req
193. Probably better
they don't know.Copy !req
194. "Jimmy Neutron,
Boy Spy."Copy !req
195. That is so awesome.Copy !req
196. Now you can blow things up
and meet beautiful womenCopy !req
197. and say witty asides,
just like Jet Fusion.Copy !req
198. Except this is real.Copy !req
199. Hey, Jimmy,
since you're a spy now,Copy !req
200. will you have a theme song?Copy !req
201. Carl, in real life
spies don't have...Copy !req
202. Hey! That only
happened twice.Copy !req
203. Using the Neutronic Localator,Copy !req
204. I can reactivate Agent X's
tracking deviceCopy !req
205. and pinpoint
his exact location.Copy !req
206. Can you find
my blankie, too?Copy !req
207. I miss it.Copy !req
208. Here!Copy !req
209. The tracking device
and hopefully Agent XCopy !req
210. are in the
Pacific Ocean,Copy !req
211. 90 degrees north
by 180 degrees west.Copy !req
212. Got to jet.Copy !req
213. What...
what's wrong?Copy !req
214. Aren't you going
to wish me luck?Copy !req
215. So I guess you're
going to go now
and leave usCopy !req
216. and go off and be
a cool spy now.Copy !req
217. Yeah, have fun.Copy !req
218. We'll just be here...Copy !req
219. not being spies.Copy !req
220. Gentlemen—Copy !req
221. would you care
to join meCopy !req
222. in a wild adventure
packed with action
and danger?Copy !req
223. I guess so.Copy !req
224. Yes, yes.Copy !req
225. Let me see... Yes!Copy !req
226. Now have fun, you spies.Copy !req
227. Go save the world,
why don't you.Copy !req
228. Ooh, be careful.Copy !req
229. Watch out for evil
villains and trapsCopy !req
230. and, ooh, double agents!Copy !req
231. Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Neutron.Copy !req
232. Tell our parents
the usual thing you doCopy !req
233. when we go off with
Jimmy on adventures.Copy !req
234. Sure thing.Copy !req
235. Carl! Enough
with the songs.Copy !req
236. This isn't
musical comedy day.Copy !req
237. Sorry.Copy !req
238. Musical Comedy Day
is on Saturday.Copy !req
239. I forgot.Copy !req
240. Agent X's tracking device
is directly below us.Copy !req
241. Awesome!Copy !req
242. This is
just like beingCopy !req
243. in a Jet Fusion
adventure.Copy !req
244. Yeah!Copy !req
245. Except it's not
a movie, it's realCopy !req
246. and there might be
real evil sea creaturesCopy !req
247. down there, and is
anybody else scared?Copy !req
248. What's there
to be scared of?Copy !req
249. Incoming!Copy !req
250. Prepare for impact.Copy !req
251. Hold on, guys!Copy !req
252. Holding!Copy !req
253. Jimmy, what was
that thing that hit us?Copy !req
254. I'm not sure.Copy !req
255. It may have
been a high-tech
weather balloonCopy !req
256. or we may not be alone.Copy !req
257. Let's be on our toes.Copy !req
258. Like this?Copy !req
259. Uh, no.Copy !req
260. Agent Sheen, Agent Carl—Copy !req
261. let's find ourselves
a missing spy.Copy !req
262. Ready to dive into the depths
of the mysterious sea?Copy !req
263. Uh, I couldn't
help noticingCopy !req
264. you didn't bring
your submarineCopy !req
265. or any scuba equipmentCopy !req
266. and that none of us
have gills.Copy !req
267. Not to worry.Copy !req
268. Neutronic Air Gum.Copy !req
269. Just chew it and you
can breathe underwater.Copy !req
270. Wow, what can't
Jimmy invent?Copy !req
271. Okay, last one in's a stinky,
rotten, smelly, uh...Copy !req
272. Oh.Copy !req
273. There's
the tracking device.Copy !req
274. So where's
the spy guy?Copy !req
275. Where's Agent X-ray?Copy !req
276. Guys, I think Agent X
is long gone.Copy !req
277. Oh... oh, no.Copy !req
278. Maybe the fish fairies got himCopy !req
279. or the little mermaid's
evil sisterCopy !req
280. or the giant clam of Moran.Copy !req
281. Carl!Copy !req
282. You and your silly
imaginary sea creatures.Copy !req
283. If only Agent X
had left us a message
or a clue.Copy !req
284. You mean
something like this?Copy !req
285. "Help! They're taking
me to Mr. Everest."Copy !req
286. Who's Mr. Everest?Copy !req
287. That's Mount Everest.Copy !req
288. Gentlemen,
we're going to Tibet.Copy !req
289. No, we're not.Copy !req
290. Carl, why must you be
so negative?Copy !req
291. What's wrong with Everest?Copy !req
292. Is it too cold?Copy !req
293. Too high?Copy !req
294. Too Tibetan?Copy !req
295. No, we can't go thereCopy !req
296. because the giant clam of Moran
is going to eat us!Copy !req
297. Does someone want to apologize
about an earlier commentCopy !req
298. about "silly
imaginary creatures"?Copy !req
299. Was it something
we said?Copy !req
300. Maybe it was our breath.Copy !req
301. I had frosted garlic pops
for breakfast with soy milk.Copy !req
302. No, that's
what stopped the clam.Copy !req
303. A mysterious figure appearing
out of nowhere with a spear?Copy !req
304. Thanks for saving
our lives, mister.Copy !req
305. Are you boys all right?Copy !req
306. Will you be my mommy?Copy !req
307. You must be
Agent X.Copy !req
308. "Agent X"?Copy !req
309. No, my name's
Beautiful Gorgeous.Copy !req
310. Are you an actress?
Super model? Sea goddess?Copy !req
311. Or d) all of the above?Copy !req
312. Aren't you sweet?Copy !req
313. You guys
get out of hereCopy !req
314. so me and
Beautiful GorgeousCopy !req
315. can live happily
ever after.Copy !req
316. Sheen, you're a kid.Copy !req
317. She's old,
she's probably 22.Copy !req
318. You're so bourgeois.Copy !req
319. So, Ms. Gorgeous...Copy !req
320. Please, call me Beautiful.Copy !req
321. Beautiful,
what were you doingCopy !req
322. out here
in the Pacific Ocean?Copy !req
323. What an
inquisitive fellow.Copy !req
324. I'll bet there's
a big brainCopy !req
325. under that big hair.Copy !req
326. Yeah, it's pretty big.Copy !req
327. And you
look like a man
who knows his...Copy !req
328. gerbils?Copy !req
329. Llamas— same thing.Copy !req
330. "UltraLord," eh?Copy !req
331. Oh, you must be
an aficionado.Copy !req
332. Actually, I'm Mexican.Copy !req
333. But UltraLord
is my main man.Copy !req
334. The part of my main woman
is still available.Copy !req
335. Can I get you boys
something to drink?Copy !req
336. Milkshakes—Copy !req
337. shaken, not stirred.Copy !req
338. So what were you three
handsome boys doingCopy !req
339. in the middle
of the Pacific Ocean?Copy !req
340. We're spies.Copy !req
341. Jimmy's a spy
and I'm a spyCopy !req
342. and Sheen's a spy.Copy !req
343. We even have
a theme song.Copy !req
344. Carl!Copy !req
345. You're pretty young
to be spies.Copy !req
346. Actually, I'm 22.Copy !req
347. My parents held me
back... a lot.Copy !req
348. Only twice.Copy !req
349. Hey, Beautiful,
can you do this?Copy !req
350. You all are so fascinating.Copy !req
351. Too bad
I have to annihilate you.Copy !req
352. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
353. Annihilate us?Copy !req
354. Is that good or bad?Copy !req
355. Bad.Copy !req
356. I knew it.Copy !req
357. Boys, it's time to say sayonara.Copy !req
358. But I don't
speak Italian.Copy !req
359. I'm too young to be
annihilated.Copy !req
360. I've never kissed a girl.Copy !req
361. I've never even done
a complete somersault.Copy !req
362. What would Jet Fusion do?Copy !req
363. Oh, excuse me, Ms. Gorgeous,
don't we get a last request?Copy !req
364. How about a quick game
of spin-the-bottle?Copy !req
365. Can I please take my watch off?Copy !req
366. It's not waterproof.Copy !req
367. Go ahead, you won't
be needing it anymore.Copy !req
368. Magnetize.Copy !req
369. Darn, I wish
I'd seen that coming.Copy !req
370. Agent Neutron
to Commander Baker.Copy !req
371. We have apprehended
Beautiful Gorgeous.Copy !req
372. Yeah, and her name
really suits her,Copy !req
373. but hands off—
she's spoken for.Copy !req
374. We'll leave Gorgeous
at this locationCopy !req
375. so you can pick her upCopy !req
376. while we proceed
to rescue Agent X.Copy !req
377. Good-bye, Beautiful.Copy !req
378. This isn't over, Short Stuff.Copy !req
379. You can bet
we'll meet again.Copy !req
380. No, I don't think I'll be
visiting you in prison.Copy !req
381. Oh, I will, I will!Copy !req
382. Ciao.Copy !req
383. Doesn't her hair
look beautifulCopy !req
384. blowing in the breeze?Copy !req
385. Hey, Jim,
there's a big metal fishCopy !req
386. with a blinking red light
swimming really fast.Copy !req
387. Pukin' Pluto,
it's a torpedo.Copy !req
388. Adios, babe,
malevo pelicano!Copy !req
389. Did you just call her
a "sticky pelican"?Copy !req
390. Yeah, but don't steal it—
that's my line.Copy !req
391. Okay, when she
gets out of jail,Copy !req
392. I get to marry her.Copy !req
393. Libby will be jealous,
but as the poet says,Copy !req
394. "The heart wants
what the heart wants."Copy !req
395. Nuh-uh,
she liked me bestCopy !req
396. because I'm built
for comfortCopy !req
397. and not for speed.Copy !req
398. Come on, guys,
we have a job to do.Copy !req
399. We're spies, remember?Copy !req
400. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
401. Stop singing!Copy !req
402. Thank you, Sheen.Copy !req
403. Gee, I didn't know climbingCopy !req
404. straight up the face
of a mountain at 10,000 feetCopy !req
405. could be so exhausting.Copy !req
406. Isn't there
a tram we could ride?Copy !req
407. Nope.Copy !req
408. And the altitude's too high
for the hover craft.Copy !req
409. Keep climbing.Copy !req
410. Carl, quiet.Copy !req
411. You could cause
an avalanche.Copy !req
412. Avalanche?Copy !req
413. Oh, great.Copy !req
414. It's all right,
I know what to do.Copy !req
415. Hold your breath,
count to tenCopy !req
416. and drink a cup
of warm water.Copy !req
417. Sheen,
that's hiccups.Copy !req
418. Oh... sorry.Copy !req
419. Hold on, guys!Copy !req
420. Don't let go!Copy !req
421. Tell UltraLord I love him.Copy !req
422. Tell your mother
I love her...Copy !req
423. You know, we're falling
for a really long time.Copy !req
424. We'll be okay, Carl.Copy !req
425. We'll just land in
a big pile of soft snow.Copy !req
426. Yeah, unless we landCopy !req
427. on all those sharp, pointy,
jagged rocks at the bottom.Copy !req
428. We're alive!Copy !req
429. And emotionally whole.Copy !req
430. Where's Jimmy?Copy !req
431. He's up there.Copy !req
432. Up there?Copy !req
433. Oh, no— Jimmy!Copy !req
434. He was too young!Copy !req
435. Cool out, Carl.Copy !req
436. I meant up there
on the mountain.Copy !req
437. You can see his hair.Copy !req
438. So we can just kick back here,
talk about girls,Copy !req
439. and wait till
Jimmy solves everything.Copy !req
440. Um, can we talk
about llamas, too?Copy !req
441. Hello?Copy !req
442. Anybody?Copy !req
443. Who are you?Copy !req
444. Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
445. Who are you?Copy !req
446. Jet... Fusion?Copy !req
447. You're Jet Fusion!Copy !req
448. That's what it says on my
secret agent union card.Copy !req
449. So you're a secret
agent and an actor.Copy !req
450. It's a long story and I know
you'll want to hear it.Copy !req
451. It all started after I graduatedCopy !req
452. from MIT, Caltech and Harvard.Copy !req
453. I got into extreme sports
as part of a research project.Copy !req
454. An agent spotted me
and put me in the movies.Copy !req
455. Impressed by my amazing stunt
work— who wouldn't be—Copy !req
456. the B.T.S.O. tracked me down
and asked me to join the team.Copy !req
457. Being a movie action star
turned out to beCopy !req
458. the perfect cover
for a secret agent.Copy !req
459. But I've said too much.Copy !req
460. If this was one of
my movies, they'd say,Copy !req
461. "Cut! Too much dialog."Copy !req
462. So, kid,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
463. I was sent by B.T.S.O.
to find you.Copy !req
464. Ha.Copy !req
465. They sent a kid to get me?Copy !req
466. Wait.Copy !req
467. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
468. Is there a hidden camera
somewhere?Copy !req
469. Are the boys at B.T.S.O.
pulling a fast one?Copy !req
470. I'm on to you,
Dino in accounting.Copy !req
471. Uh, sorry,
Mr. Fusion.Copy !req
472. They really sent me.Copy !req
473. They sent a punk kidCopy !req
474. to save the greatest
secret agent ever?Copy !req
475. Actually I'm not just some kid.Copy !req
476. My name's Jimmy Neutron,
and I have an IQ of...Copy !req
477. Save it for the chess club, kid.Copy !req
478. Now I have to escape
from here, save you,Copy !req
479. and stop the destruction
of the world.Copy !req
480. But I have a plan.Copy !req
481. Whoa, whoa, whoa—
time out.Copy !req
482. Let's get this straight.Copy !req
483. I am the secret agent.Copy !req
484. You're the adorable kid.Copy !req
485. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
486. I was tracking
a notorious villainCopy !req
487. who was about to unleash
a diabolical plan.Copy !req
488. His name
is Professor...Copy !req
489. Calamitous!Copy !req
490. We meet again, Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
491. Can I get you anything?Copy !req
492. A pillow?Copy !req
493. Fuzzy slippers?Copy !req
494. A cappuccino?Copy !req
495. Wait a minute, you could never
finish anything.Copy !req
496. You're completing
your sentences.Copy !req
497. Yes.Copy !req
498. I took a
self-help class.Copy !req
499. That and a little shock therapy.Copy !req
500. It's whole new me.Copy !req
501. Who still plans
to destroy the world.Copy !req
502. ( chuckling ):
Uh-huh.Copy !req
503. Now, who's up
for spaghetti
and Tater Tots?Copy !req
504. Strange, hooded,
mysterious monksCopy !req
505. beckoning us to join them
and go who knows where.Copy !req
506. I bet they're taking us to
a horrible place to torture us.Copy !req
507. Yeah.Copy !req
508. Or maybe they're taking usCopy !req
509. to a beautiful, happy,
peaceful placeCopy !req
510. where llamas run
wild and free.Copy !req
511. Carl, you really need
to get over this llama fixation.Copy !req
512. Hey, I was born a llama boy,
and I'll die a llama boy!Copy !req
513. That may be sooner
than you think.Copy !req
514. So, uh, you two
know each other?Copy !req
515. I stopped him from
destroying my town.Copy !req
516. So what's your crazy plan this
time, Professor Calamitous?Copy !req
517. So glad you asked.Copy !req
518. I had the boys in the back room
whip up a little presentation.Copy !req
519. In a world where evil
is spelled E-V-I-L...Copy !req
520. one villain stands apart.Copy !req
521. Professor Calamitous presents
another sinister plan:Copy !req
522. "Operation Meltdown."Copy !req
523. I'm going to melt the snow
off Mt. Everest,Copy !req
524. thereby flooding the world.Copy !req
525. And then...Copy !req
526. Um...Copy !req
527. Well, I haven't really worked
out what happens after that.Copy !req
528. I knew it— you still can't
finish anything.Copy !req
529. Ha! Those self-help classes
didn't change a thing.Copy !req
530. They did, too.Copy !req
531. I just missed the last class.Copy !req
532. I can make it up on the
Internet, but I've been so busy.Copy !req
533. Okay, enough!Copy !req
534. You'd better
let us go right nowCopy !req
535. or face serious
consequences.Copy !req
536. ( sarcastically ):
Oh, I'm so scared.Copy !req
537. I might wet my pants.Copy !req
538. Big rough and tough Jet Fusion
is terrifying me.Copy !req
539. In case you
hadn't noticed,Copy !req
540. you're chained
to a chairCopy !req
541. and you're
my prisoner.Copy !req
542. For the time being.Copy !req
543. Yeah! Who's going to save you?Copy !req
544. A little boy with an
outrageously large headCopy !req
545. and puny arms?Copy !req
546. Hey, I beat you last time.Copy !req
547. Beginner's luck.Copy !req
548. But I must leave
and beginCopy !req
549. Operation Meltdown!Copy !req
550. ( whispers ):
Now's when we make
our escape.Copy !req
551. And don't think about escaping.Copy !req
552. My assistant will be here
to keep an eye on you.Copy !req
553. I said...Copy !req
554. ( loudly ):
my assistant
will be hereCopy !req
555. to keep
an eye on you!Copy !req
556. That's your cue!Copy !req
557. I'm coming—
keep your toupee on.Copy !req
558. Uh... she's kidding, of course.Copy !req
559. She likes to tease.Copy !req
560. Beautiful Gorgeous?Copy !req
561. And I'm not your assistant.Copy !req
562. I'm vice president in charge
of Evil Development.Copy !req
563. Now, now.Copy !req
564. Let's not bicker
in front of the
guests, dear.Copy !req
565. Hello, Jimmy.Copy !req
566. It's time to die.Copy !req
567. Again.Copy !req
568. Forever.Copy !req
569. Today.Copy !req
570. I haven't
had the pleasure.Copy !req
571. The name's Jet Fusion.Copy !req
572. Oh, yes...
the movie starCopy !req
573. and part-time
secret agent.Copy !req
574. I've heard about you.Copy !req
575. Really?Copy !req
576. So, what are you doing later,
Beautiful?Copy !req
577. Sorry, she'll
be busy—Copy !req
578. eliminating you.Copy !req
579. Right.Copy !req
580. While you get to do
all the cool stuff!Copy !req
581. What are you
blathering about?Copy !req
582. Nothing.Copy !req
583. Go melt your snow.Copy !req
584. Ah, that blowhard thinks
he can order me around.Copy !req
585. ( whispering ):
Don't worry, kid.Copy !req
586. I'll simply use the
old Jet Fusion charmCopy !req
587. and we'll be out of
here in Jet time.Copy !req
588. So, Beautiful,
what's an attractive,Copy !req
589. sophisticated woman
like youCopy !req
590. doing with an evil dirt bag
like Professor Calamitous?Copy !req
591. He's my father.Copy !req
592. Doh!Copy !req
593. So, let's you and me
get out of hereCopy !req
594. and grab dinner
and a movie.Copy !req
595. Interesting offer,Copy !req
596. but Daddy says
I have to eliminate you.Copy !req
597. And how do you propose
to do that?Copy !req
598. Didn't see that
coming in.Copy !req
599. I had to bring it
up the mountainCopy !req
600. all by myself.Copy !req
601. No help from dear old Dad.Copy !req
602. You have issues
with your father.Copy !req
603. He always wanted me
to be a villainess,Copy !req
604. but I wanted to be a...Copy !req
605. Never mind.Copy !req
606. I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
607. Move!Copy !req
608. Interesting.Copy !req
609. A modern variation
of the Catherine Wheel,Copy !req
610. named after Saint
Catherine of Alexandria.Copy !req
611. You certainly knowCopy !req
612. your medieval
torture devices, kid.Copy !req
613. Come on, Gorgeous.Copy !req
614. Why don't you join us?Copy !req
615. Fight on the good side—
you'll sleep better at night,Copy !req
616. and we B.T.S.O. agents
get free donuts on Mondays.Copy !req
617. It's too late for me—
I was born bad.Copy !req
618. ( softly ):
And donuts go right to my hips.Copy !req
619. ( softly ):
Jet— the spinning rotation
of this deviceCopy !req
620. is off by 17 centimeters.Copy !req
621. At 13 rotations per minute,Copy !req
622. the lasers will slice our ropes
and we can escape.Copy !req
623. ( whispering ):
Got a calculator in that hair?Copy !req
624. No, just a big brain.Copy !req
625. No whispering.Copy !req
626. So what did you want to be
instead of a villainess?Copy !req
627. I'll tell you, since you're
about to be eliminated.Copy !req
628. I always wanted to be a...Copy !req
629. Now!Copy !req
630. Ay-yah!Copy !req
631. Ooh.Copy !req
632. Just so you know—Copy !req
633. I've mastered 112
different martial arts.Copy !req
634. So have I.Copy !req
635. Then this will be interesting.Copy !req
636. You're good,
Gorgeous.Copy !req
637. You're not so bad
yourself, Fusion.Copy !req
638. Wow! This is so cool.Copy !req
639. it's like watching
a Jet Fusion movie in person.Copy !req
640. I know this must be...Copy !req
641. exciting for you, kid...Copy !req
642. but she's pretty good.Copy !req
643. I may need some... help.Copy !req
644. If I can just jerry-rig
a hypnobeamCopy !req
645. using titanium
to refract a rotating coil.Copy !req
646. Hey, Gorgeous?Copy !req
647. Time for your
beauty sleep.Copy !req
648. I always thought
hypnotism was
a load of junk.Copy !req
649. It is— but lesser minds
are always susceptibleCopy !req
650. to cheap theatrics.Copy !req
651. Nice work.Copy !req
652. What's your name?Copy !req
653. Neutron— James Neutron.Copy !req
654. You look more like
a "Jimmy" to me.Copy !req
655. Let's go.Copy !req
656. Wait— aren't you
going to say it?Copy !req
657. Say what?Copy !req
658. Your catchphrase.Copy !req
659. I don't say it
when I'm a real spy.Copy !req
660. Ah... please?Copy !req
661. Oh, okay.Copy !req
662. Got to jet.Copy !req
663. They've taken us
to the ledge of death.Copy !req
664. Now they'll toss us overCopy !req
665. and we'll fall
on the pointy rocksCopy !req
666. we missed earlier.Copy !req
667. Or not.Copy !req
668. So long, Carl.Copy !req
669. I'm sorry I occasionally
made fun of llamas.Copy !req
670. Deep down I think
they're quite adorable.Copy !req
671. Sheen... look.Copy !req
672. I haven't died,
but I've gone to heaven.Copy !req
673. Welcome to
Shangri-Llama.Copy !req
674. Doing bad things,Copy !req
675. doing bad things.Copy !req
676. Five minutes to meltdown.Copy !req
677. Mt. Everest shall
flood the earth.Copy !req
678. Then the world will sit up
and take noticeCopy !req
679. of Professor Calamitous!Copy !req
680. And now to make sure my guests
have met their untimely demise.Copy !req
681. But first a trip
to the little villain's room.Copy !req
682. Shall we try a
hypercode enablerCopy !req
683. using the Van Dam
theoryCopy !req
684. to stop the machine?Copy !req
685. I was thinking more
the Swedish variationCopy !req
686. of the Turing deviceCopy !req
687. with some random
erratic numbers.Copy !req
688. I concur.Copy !req
689. I think I can destroy
the deviceCopy !req
690. without harming
the Tibetan ecosystem.Copy !req
691. Just blow it up—
don't try to save the whales.Copy !req
692. Okay, here goes.Copy !req
693. I press this buttonCopy !req
694. and either it
disables the machineCopy !req
695. or we have to erase
Mt. Everest off the map.Copy !req
696. Operation Meltdown aborted.Copy !req
697. Well, Jimmy, looks like
you saved the world.Copy !req
698. Operation Destroy Lab initiated.Copy !req
699. Or not.Copy !req
700. We've only got
two minutesCopy !req
701. to get out of here.Copy !req
702. Got to jet!Copy !req
703. Sorry.Copy !req
704. Hey, if this works,Copy !req
705. you can use my catchphrase
anytime you like.Copy !req
706. Who's the bestest super-villain
in the whole wide world?Copy !req
707. Professor Calamitous,
that's who!Copy !req
708. Hello!Copy !req
709. Daughter, dear!Copy !req
710. Have we rid the world
of Jet and Jimmy?Copy !req
711. Oh, crumpets.Copy !req
712. Why didn't I have sons?Copy !req
713. Wake up, you
worthless sidekick!Copy !req
714. They're gone!Copy !req
715. How on earth did they escape?Copy !req
716. Well, let's see.Copy !req
717. The kid's got an IQ of 210,Copy !req
718. the other one's a top spy.Copy !req
719. Oh, I wonder!Copy !req
720. Don't you take
that tone of voiceCopy !req
721. with me, young lady.Copy !req
722. I'm over 18,
I can do what I want.Copy !req
723. You're not
the boss of me.Copy !req
724. You mind your father
for once.Copy !req
725. After them!Copy !req
726. We've only got two minutesCopy !req
727. to jet down this mountain
before it blows.Copy !req
728. If I only had my nail clippersCopy !req
729. that turn into
a solar-powered snowboard.Copy !req
730. If I only had my Neutron
skate and snowboard combo.Copy !req
731. Looks like we're up Everest
without a snowboard.Copy !req
732. Wait— I can make a snowboard.Copy !req
733. Yank that door!Copy !req
734. Now give it some
well-placed karate chopsCopy !req
735. here and here
at a 45-degree angle.Copy !req
736. Kung-pao!Copy !req
737. Ho-hey!Copy !req
738. Sweet.Copy !req
739. After this blows over,
we should goCopy !req
740. into the snowboard
design business—Copy !req
741. open a shop maybe.Copy !req
742. Huh, sure...Copy !req
743. But let's get
out of here first.Copy !req
744. Can't you run
any faster,
old man?Copy !req
745. Excuse me, Blunderwoman.Copy !req
746. I don't have time
to go to the gymCopy !req
747. and spa and masseuse every day.Copy !req
748. Some of us care about
our personal appearance.Copy !req
749. Try obsess.Copy !req
750. You're just like
your mother.Copy !req
751. Got to jet!
Got to jet!Copy !req
752. There they...Copy !req
753. Hey, what happened
to the doorCopy !req
754. that used to be here?Copy !req
755. After them!Copy !req
756. No, let's just sit here
and watch them escape.Copy !req
757. Are you being sarcastic again?Copy !req
758. This board is wicked decent.Copy !req
759. They're getting away.Copy !req
760. Hurry!Copy !req
761. We'll take the snow jet.Copy !req
762. We can't.Copy !req
763. You never fixed
the steering wheel,
Professor Lazy!Copy !req
764. Take the helicopter.Copy !req
765. There's no gas.Copy !req
766. Miss Beautiful Forgetful
forgot to fill it up.Copy !req
767. Well, Professor
I-Don't-Trust-AnyoneCopy !req
768. forgot to give me
his credit card!Copy !req
769. At this speed and rate
of snow friction,Copy !req
770. we should get down to the bottom
in approximately...Copy !req
771. 76 seconds.Copy !req
772. Excellent.Copy !req
773. No, not excellent.Copy !req
774. That building's going
to blow upCopy !req
775. in five, four,
three, two...!Copy !req
776. Whoa... ah...!Copy !req
777. Well, isn't this fun?Copy !req
778. Way to go, Daddy dearest.Copy !req
779. I'm getting very dizzy.Copy !req
780. Good!Copy !req
781. Jet, there's a giant
snowball chasing us.Copy !req
782. Let's see if we can lose it
Jet-Fusion style.Copy !req
783. If you'd let me doCopy !req
784. what I wanted
with my life,Copy !req
785. we wouldn't be
rolling downCopy !req
786. Mount Everest in
a giant snowball.Copy !req
787. Are you talking aboutCopy !req
788. your silly
childhood dream?Copy !req
789. Oh, give it up.Copy !req
790. No, I won't give it up!Copy !req
791. I want to be a...Copy !req
792. It's catching up.Copy !req
793. The circumference to snow-
friction rate is amazing.Copy !req
794. If only we could
increase our velocity.Copy !req
795. We can.Copy !req
796. Your jet shoes.Copy !req
797. If we can increase
our speed,Copy !req
798. we can jet ahead
of the snowball.Copy !req
799. Kid, you are one smart...
uh... kid.Copy !req
800. Got to jet!Copy !req
801. Batteries are dead.Copy !req
802. You happen to have
27 double-A batteries?Copy !req
803. No, but I might have
a better idea.Copy !req
804. If I can get to my backpack,
we can use itCopy !req
805. to blast out of here.Copy !req
806. Got it— enough said.Copy !req
807. Say no more.Copy !req
808. I'm on it.Copy !req
809. Initiating jet pack.Copy !req
810. I'm getting nauseous.Copy !req
811. I think I'm going
to throw up.Copy !req
812. Not inside here,
you're not.Copy !req
813. Well, Professor Calamitous
has met a calamitous ending,Copy !req
814. and I'll bet Beautiful GorgeousCopy !req
815. isn't too beautiful
or gorgeous anymore.Copy !req
816. I'm not so sure about that.Copy !req
817. ( serenely ):
Welcome to Shangri-Llama.Copy !req
818. ( harshly ):
You're under arrest.Copy !req
819. ( softly ):
My monk police force
will take you into custody.Copy !req
820. Police force?Copy !req
821. I thought you were
all about peace and love?Copy !req
822. Those are the Peace and Love
Monks across the valley.Copy !req
823. We're the Law and Order Monks.Copy !req
824. Good-bye, Professor
Calamitous.Copy !req
825. I'll get you,
Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
826. Maybe not today
or tomorrowCopy !req
827. or next week.Copy !req
828. Maybe not even next year.Copy !req
829. Possibly not even
the year after...Copy !req
830. All right, we get it!Copy !req
831. Can you get me
out of this, Jet—Copy !req
832. for old time's sake?Copy !req
833. Sure I can...Copy !req
834. if we'd had some old times.Copy !req
835. Save it for your cell mates.Copy !req
836. Take her away, boys.Copy !req
837. Excuse me?Copy !req
838. Sorry, I just assumed
you were all guys.Copy !req
839. I never wanted
this life of crime.Copy !req
840. Do you know what
I really wanted to be?Copy !req
841. No, and I don't care.Copy !req
842. You know, Jimmy,
this reminds meCopy !req
843. of what my old
Phys. Ed teacher,Copy !req
844. Carl Sheenster,
used to say...Copy !req
845. Carl, Sheen—
what happened to them?Copy !req
846. Last time I saw them, they were
caught in the avalanche.Copy !req
847. Jimmy, you helped me escape.Copy !req
848. I'll help you
find your friendsCopy !req
849. if takes me
the rest of my life.Copy !req
850. Tally-ho!Copy !req
851. Carl!Copy !req
852. That was fast.Copy !req
853. Man, I'm good.Copy !req
854. Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
855. Some friendly monks
found usCopy !req
856. and brought us here.Copy !req
857. And they made me master
of the llamas.Copy !req
858. Please stop him.Copy !req
859. Carl!Copy !req
860. Sorry.Copy !req
861. Where's Sheen?Copy !req
862. Sheen?Copy !req
863. Oh, you mean...
the Chosen One.Copy !req
864. The Chosen One?Copy !req
865. Hare Ultra, Hare Ultra,Copy !req
866. UltraLord-lordCopy !req
867. Hare Ultra.Copy !req
868. Will someone explain
to me what's going on?Copy !req
869. That would be my job.Copy !req
870. For centuries, our people
have waited for the legendaryCopy !req
871. "One-Who-Puts-Foot-Behind-Head."Copy !req
872. We grew tired of waiting...
so we settled for your friend.Copy !req
873. Do as I do.Copy !req
874. Follow me.Copy !req
875. Beautiful Gorgeous!Copy !req
876. Hey, it's me, Sheen!Copy !req
877. Remember?
We were engaged,Copy !req
878. you shot
torpedoes at us?Copy !req
879. ( straining ):
Where you going?Copy !req
880. Ow.Copy !req
881. This is one strange place.Copy !req
882. Carl, you'd better
round up Sheen.Copy !req
883. We got to go home.Copy !req
884. Giddy-up, Sparky!Copy !req
885. Can I hitch a ride
back to headquarters,Copy !req
886. Agent Neutron?Copy !req
887. No problem—
my hover carCopy !req
888. is waiting
down at base camp.Copy !req
889. Let's jet.Copy !req
890. Congratulations, Jimmy.Copy !req
891. Job well done.Copy !req
892. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
893. And we may be calling
on you again someday.Copy !req
894. See? I told you I was a spy.Copy !req
895. Sure you are, Son.Copy !req
896. Just like your old man.Copy !req
897. Kids and their imaginations.Copy !req
898. How do we know
he's notCopy !req
899. just pretending to
have an imagination?Copy !req
900. Agent Neutron—Copy !req
901. let's jet.Copy !req
902. I'm right behind you.Copy !req
903. You know, Jimmy,
we make a pretty good team.Copy !req
904. Hey, maybe I could
quit schoolCopy !req
905. and be your
full-time partner.Copy !req
906. We could do
a buddy movie.Copy !req
907. Let's not get carried away.Copy !req
908. But maybe someday
if you play your cards right,Copy !req
909. you'll be in
your very own movie.Copy !req
910. Oh, that'll be the day.Copy !req
911. Well, Betty—
shall we blast?Copy !req
912. Oh, James.Copy !req
913. A kid can dream, can't he?Copy !req
914. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
915. and NICKELODEONCopy !req