1. Mib.Copy !req
2. Mib.
Mibs.Copy !req
3. Mibs! Mib! Mib!Copy !req
4. Mib! Mib! Mib! Mibs!Copy !req
5. Mib!Copy !req
6. I will crush you!Copy !req
7. Not if I crush you first!Copy !req
8. I defy you to crush me!Copy !req
9. You're almost crushed already!Copy !req
10. I hear talking,Copy !req
11. but I don't see
much crushing!Copy !req
12. You want to go
two out of three?Copy !req
13. Now, to make the treaty
legally binding,Copy !req
14. sign here, here,
and hereCopy !req
15. and initial here.Copy !req
16. Cindy, when I suggested
that we be friends,Copy !req
17. I didn't mean
you should draw up contracts.Copy !req
18. But this makes it
so much cleaner.Copy !req
19. It simply says that
while you may be a genius,Copy !req
20. I am better at people skills
and Tae Kwon Do.Copy !req
21. Can't we just
try to be nice
to each other?Copy !req
22. Yes, once we lock in
the terms.Copy !req
23. Now quit stalling
and sign the stupid contract!Copy !req
24. Hi, Libby.Copy !req
25. You smell beautiful
today.Copy !req
26. What do you call
that scent?Copy !req
27. Paint fumes.Copy !req
28. I've been helping my mom
redo the kitchen.Copy !req
29. And speaking
of your eyes,Copy !req
30. they're like
two limpid poolsCopy !req
31. shimmering in
the golden sun.Copy !req
32. Sheen, do you have
a temperature?Copy !req
33. Yes!Copy !req
34. I'm a red-hot tamaleCopy !req
35. ever since I sent away
for this bookletCopy !req
36. in the back of
Dingo Man Comics!Copy !req
37. "How to Impress
the Ladies"?Copy !req
38. Guaranteed to make me
your boyfriendCopy !req
39. or one-eighth
of my money back.Copy !req
40. Allow six weeks
for shipping.Copy !req
41. But, Sheen, I already.Copy !req
42. Let's just let things
happen naturally.Copy !req
43. Sorry, babe—Copy !req
44. the love train's
left the station.Copy !req
45. And now to pick
an adorable nickname
for you.Copy !req
46. Sheen...Copy !req
47. You want to exitCopy !req
48. the love train?Copy !req
49. All right.Copy !req
50. What's the nickname?Copy !req
51. I made a list!Copy !req
52. How about "Puff Mommy?"Copy !req
53. No.
"Sorceress of Sass?"Copy !req
54. Nuh-uh.Copy !req
55. "Libby-licious?"Copy !req
56. Try again.Copy !req
57. "Puppy Paws?"
Pass.Copy !req
58. "Frankie
'Three Chins'
DeCarlo?"Copy !req
59. Say what?Copy !req
60. Just throwing it
out there.Copy !req
61. Good forward nose...
Yeah, yeah,
uh-huh.Copy !req
62. Nice coloration...
Yeah, hurry up.Copy !req
63. Excellent density...Copy !req
64. Would you come on!Copy !req
65. I said sample my new
low-budget ice creams,Copy !req
66. not bore them to death!Copy !req
67. Hello!Copy !req
68. That's what I'm trying to do!Copy !req
69. So? How do you like
the Catfish Swirl?Copy !req
70. Hmm, not bad.Copy !req
71. But not as good as your
Mocha Almond Tile Grout!Copy !req
72. Mmm... grouty.Copy !req
73. Neutron,
what's the hold-up?Copy !req
74. And why is your hand
trembling like that?Copy !req
75. The town's
emergency siren!Copy !req
76. Sheen, Carl, follow me.Copy !req
77. I may need you!Copy !req
78. Wait!Copy !req
79. What about the treaty?Copy !req
80. Oh!Copy !req
81. I'll be back,
"Princess Funkenstein!"Copy !req
82. No!Copy !req
83. What's going on,
Jimmy?Copy !req
84. I don't know,
but it sure is big.Copy !req
85. Jimbo, get inside, son!Copy !req
86. It's an emergency!Copy !req
87. I can't, Dad.Copy !req
88. I'm flying up to see
what's going on.Copy !req
89. I'd better
come along.Copy !req
90. It could be dangerous.Copy !req
91. Sorry, no can do.Copy !req
92. The extra weight will
slow the rocket.Copy !req
93. Yeah, but...Copy !req
94. Well...Copy !req
95. Uh, if you need me
don't hesitate to...Copy !req
96. Call.Copy !req
97. Ha! You call that
a plane?Copy !req
98. Sheen, don't tease
the military.Copy !req
99. Goddard, call up
omni-directional
scanner.Copy !req
100. Now zoom in.Copy !req
101. It can't be.Copy !req
102. I'm going in closer, guys!Copy !req
103. What is it, Jimmy?Copy !req
104. An alien
message rock?Copy !req
105. I thought they were
just a myth.Copy !req
106. Well, get a good look,Copy !req
107. because that guy's
about to waste it.Copy !req
108. No! What's he doing?Copy !req
109. He doesn't know what it is!Copy !req
110. Captain, this is Jimmy!Copy !req
111. Don't shoot that rock!Copy !req
112. Out of the way, fly-boy!Copy !req
113. No, you don't understand!Copy !req
114. It contains an important message
for Earth!Copy !req
115. Yeah? Well, here's my message:Copy !req
116. Eat lead, space rock!Copy !req
117. Engaging cloaking device!Copy !req
118. Hey... where'd
the space rock go?Copy !req
119. Oh, well.Copy !req
120. Men, back to the base
for milk and cookies!Copy !req
121. Yee-haw!Copy !req
122. Yes, sir, milk
and cookies!Copy !req
123. Non-geniuses can really
make life difficult.Copy !req
124. And how.Copy !req
125. Tell me about it.Copy !req
126. Now, I'll simply trap itCopy !req
127. in a suspension beamCopy !req
128. and lower it gently
to the ground.Copy !req
129. It's headed right for
our street!Copy !req
130. Hold on, guys!Copy !req
131. My entire life's passing
before my eyes again!Copy !req
132. Remember when
we shaved our heads?Copy !req
133. Yeah, that was cool.Copy !req
134. Engaging suspension beam!Copy !req
135. Oh, what a day!Copy !req
136. Morning, Wheezer!Copy !req
137. Morning, squirrels!Copy !req
138. Morning, two-ton space rock
hurtling down on my head...Copy !req
139. Honey...Copy !req
140. call the chiropractor.Copy !req
141. Order! Order, I say!Copy !req
142. My friends, what in the name
of Tarzan's tree houseCopy !req
143. are we going to do
about this space rock?Copy !req
144. Space rock evil!Copy !req
145. Must destroy!Copy !req
146. Let me make ice cream
out of it, yeah.Copy !req
147. I can make that rock
a superstar!Copy !req
148. People!Copy !req
149. People, please!Copy !req
150. I know what this rock is!Copy !req
151. Carl, Sheen,
show the first slide.Copy !req
152. Lights!Copy !req
153. Ow!Copy !req
154. Sheen, I'm right
next to you!Copy !req
155. Since 1511,
there have been reportsCopy !req
156. of rocks with strange symbols
falling from the daytime sky.Copy !req
157. In every case,
these rocks were destroyedCopy !req
158. before scientists had a chance
to study them.Copy !req
159. These are those rocks.Copy !req
160. Minsk, Russia, 1653.Copy !req
161. Rock pulverized
by imperial guards.Copy !req
162. Reykjavík, Iceland, 1810.Copy !req
163. Also crushed.Copy !req
164. Lima, Peru, 1880:Copy !req
165. rock elected mayor,
then overthrown by rebels.Copy !req
166. At least it wasn't crushed.Copy !req
167. Then crushed.Copy !req
168. Butte, Montana, 1957:Copy !req
169. rock made into soup
and eaten by prospectors.Copy !req
170. Carl!Copy !req
171. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
172. the aliens that sent
these message stonesCopy !req
173. are today giving Earth
another chance.Copy !req
174. I implore you to let me take
the rock to my lab for study!Copy !req
175. Well, Jimmy, in light
of this new information,Copy !req
176. I've rendered a decision...Copy !req
177. Wait!Copy !req
178. I'd like to commentCopy !req
179. about my friend Jimmy's
excellent plan!Copy !req
180. Cindy, no,
I don't need your help.Copy !req
181. I thought
you agreedCopy !req
182. I have valuable
contributions to make.Copy !req
183. Yeah, but...Copy !req
184. Thanks, you
won't be sorry.Copy !req
185. Fellow townspeople,
my friend Jimmy is a genius,Copy !req
186. and his plan makes
a lot of sense...Copy !req
187. but I'm not convinced.Copy !req
188. Hey, you said
we were friends!Copy !req
189. And friends
should tell you
when you're wrong.Copy !req
190. People, just becauseCopy !req
191. we receive a message
from aliensCopy !req
192. doesn't mean
we have to answer it.Copy !req
193. But think what they have
to teach us!Copy !req
194. If they're friendly!Copy !req
195. Haven't we learned
from the YolkiansCopy !req
196. not to talk to
intergalactic strangers?Copy !req
197. Well, what in the name
of Gandhi's tap shoesCopy !req
198. are we going to do with it?Copy !req
199. Well, I was thinkingCopy !req
200. we could turn it into
a tourist attractionCopy !req
201. and use the money to buy
new schoolbooks.Copy !req
202. Now we're getting somewhere!Copy !req
203. All in favor of makingkCopy !req
204. a tacky, overpriced tourist
attraction, say "aye."Copy !req
205. Aye!Copy !req
206. No!Copy !req
207. It's unanimous!Copy !req
208. The motion's passed.Copy !req
209. Now where's my big, shiny car?Copy !req
210. Gosh, Neutron,Copy !req
211. this friendship thing
is working out well.Copy !req
212. Mystery space rock!Copy !req
213. Step right up
and take your pictureCopy !req
214. with the mystery
space rock!Copy !req
215. Carl, what are you
doing?Copy !req
216. Well, after Cindy
made the rockCopy !req
217. into a tourist
attraction...Copy !req
218. the town made me
photographer.Copy !req
219. Take my picture, my good man.Copy !req
220. I'd be delighted.Copy !req
221. I'm blinded!Copy !req
222. This is ridiculous!Copy !req
223. A communication from
a highly advanced societyCopy !req
224. falls right
into our lapsCopy !req
225. and I can't even
examine it.Copy !req
226. But everyone voted,
Jimmy.Copy !req
227. It was a shining example
of democracy.Copy !req
228. To heck
with democracy!Copy !req
229. Stand back, Carl.Copy !req
230. What are you going to do?Copy !req
231. If the rock won't come
to the lab,Copy !req
232. then the lab will come
to the rock.Copy !req
233. No! This is terrible!Copy !req
234. What is it,
Hugh?Copy !req
235. My favorite show, General
Post Office, is canceled!Copy !req
236. Oh, that's all.Copy !req
237. "That's all"?Copy !req
238. Sugarbooger,Copy !req
239. that show had
everything!Copy !req
240. The episode where Marlene
got stuck in the sorterCopy !req
241. made me laugh, and cry,
and hack up phlegmCopy !req
242. all at the same time!Copy !req
243. Well, look at the bright side.Copy !req
244. Now you can spend that much
more time with Jimmy.Copy !req
245. Jimbo? Our son?Copy !req
246. Oh, that's a great
idea, shug-boog!Copy !req
247. I bet he's craving
my adviceCopy !req
248. on one of his science
project thingiesCopy !req
249. right now.Copy !req
250. Okay, lady, smile.Copy !req
251. I did it again!Copy !req
252. There you are,
Jimbo.Copy !req
253. How's it going, sport?Copy !req
254. Oh, hi, Dad.Copy !req
255. Just decoding these
hieroglyphics.Copy !req
256. Hmm, I bet it's some
sort of recipe,Copy !req
257. maybe for space gazpacho.Copy !req
258. That'd be spicy, huh?Copy !req
259. Actually, whoever sent this
seems to be posingCopy !req
260. some sort of riddle
to us.Copy !req
261. Ooh, a riddle,
no kidding.Copy !req
262. I love riddles.Copy !req
263. Hey, I have a doozy!Copy !req
264. It seems there were
these three Irish fellows,Copy !req
265. Colin, Liam
and Seamus...Copy !req
266. Um, Dad, if you
don't mind,Copy !req
267. I think I'd like
to do this on my own.Copy !req
268. It's pretty complicated.Copy !req
269. Oh.Copy !req
270. Of course, Jimmy.Copy !req
271. What was I thinking?Copy !req
272. My son, the genius.Copy !req
273. Didn't mean
to... interrupt.Copy !req
274. I knew you'd understand.Copy !req
275. See you at dinner.Copy !req
276. Jimmy!
Jimmy!Copy !req
277. Don't worry!Copy !req
278. They tried
to get me to tell,Copy !req
279. but I didn't say
a word!Copy !req
280. Sheen, calm down.Copy !req
281. What is it?Copy !req
282. The army's looking for you!Copy !req
283. They know you took
the space rock.Copy !req
284. Huh?Copy !req
285. They asked me
where you were,Copy !req
286. but I'm no stoolie!Copy !req
287. I said, "Jimmy's
my friend.Copy !req
288. "If he's with the rock
in the park,Copy !req
289. you're not going
to hear it from me!"Copy !req
290. Sheen, remind me to remove
what's left of your brain later.Copy !req
291. Jimmy Neutron,Copy !req
292. this is General Abercrombie.Copy !req
293. Step away from the rock!Copy !req
294. But, General,
it's a message
to us from space.Copy !req
295. I'm on the verge
of translating it!Copy !req
296. I don't care if you're going
to take it slow-dancing!Copy !req
297. It's strange and unfamiliar,
so we have to destroy it!Copy !req
298. No offense, but you don't know
what you're talking about!Copy !req
299. All right, mister,
I warned you!Copy !req
300. Hey, what are
you doing?Copy !req
301. Get off that!Copy !req
302. Goddard, take me up!Copy !req
303. Faster, Goddard!Copy !req
304. They're getting away!Copy !req
305. Prepare to launch
locating device!Copy !req
306. Good...Copy !req
307. Now steady...Copy !req
308. Jimmy, aren't
you doneCopy !req
309. with
my pictures
yet?Copy !req
310. Not yet, Carl.Copy !req
311. They're my only record
of the rock's hieroglyphics.Copy !req
312. Hey, look— I have people
on my belly.Copy !req
313. I'm very close,
guys.Copy !req
314. The aliens' language system
seems to mixCopy !req
315. advanced prime numbersCopy !req
316. with a variant of early Aramaic.Copy !req
317. Once I send the symbols through
this program I rigged...Copy !req
318. Guys, look!Copy !req
319. What does it mean?Copy !req
320. I don't know.Copy !req
321. "In the dark, they arrive
without being fetched.Copy !req
322. In the light, they are lost
without being stolen."Copy !req
323. Carl, call Cindy and LibbyCopy !req
324. and tell them to meet us
at the army base at 2100!Copy !req
325. 2100? But that's
decades from now!Copy !req
326. It means 9:00.Copy !req
327. Oh. That's better for me.Copy !req
328. Neutron,
if the army
took the rock,Copy !req
329. they must have
a reason.Copy !req
330. Yeah, Jimmy,
we could get
in trouble.Copy !req
331. Go ahead and leave,Copy !req
332. or stay and be tiny footnotes
to science history!Copy !req
333. Tiny footnotes!
Yeah, footnotes!Copy !req
334. Works for me.
Whatever.Copy !req
335. Now, I was able to attach
a locating device to the rockCopy !req
336. before the army took it away.Copy !req
337. Ready, guys?Copy !req
338. Ready!Copy !req
339. Let's find that rock.Copy !req
340. Hello, fellow children!Copy !req
341. Bolbi?Copy !req
342. Bolbi, what are you do?Copy !req
343. Bolbi worship giant sp!Copy !req
344. Bolbi spiritual.Copy !req
345. But how did you...?Copy !req
346. Never mind.Copy !req
347. My friends,
by answering the riddleCopy !req
348. inscribed on this rock,Copy !req
349. I will be sealing
Earth's friendshipCopy !req
350. with an advanced alien.Copy !req
351. "In the dark, they arrive
without being fetched.Copy !req
352. In the light, they are lost
without being stolen."Copy !req
353. The answer?Copy !req
354. Creamed corn? Republicans?Copy !req
355. No.Copy !req
356. The stars.Copy !req
357. Intruder alert! Intruder alert!Copy !req
358. Funny riddle, Jimmy.Copy !req
359. Can we go now?Copy !req
360. What? No!Copy !req
361. This is my only chance
to fill in the answer!Copy !req
362. Then step on it!Copy !req
363. You're the only one who
knows the way out of here!Copy !req
364. Hey, you kids!Copy !req
365. Stop right there!Copy !req
366. Jimmy...!Copy !req
367. Almost done.Copy !req
368. Almost dead.Copy !req
369. Finished!Copy !req
370. Wh-what's happening?Copy !req
371. I-I'll tell you
what's happening!Copy !req
372. We're being sucked into space!Copy !req
373. Jimmy, I'm scared!Copy !req
374. Don't be scared, Carl!Copy !req
375. A civilization this advanced
has no need for violence!Copy !req
376. Where are we?Copy !req
377. I don't know.Copy !req
378. Prepare yourself,
guys.Copy !req
379. I'm afraid the ways
of this cultureCopy !req
380. may be too sophisticated for
our meager minds to comprehend.Copy !req
381. Humans of the planet Earth,Copy !req
382. you have been judged
by the Great StoneCopy !req
383. to be an advanced species...Copy !req
384. So come on down
for fabulous prizes!Copy !req
385. It's time for the Malvexian
Galaxy's favorite game show,Copy !req
386. Intergalactic Showdown!Copy !req
387. Now, here's the host
of Intergalactic Showdown,Copy !req
388. the omnipowerful Melda!Copy !req
389. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
390. What a fantastic crowd.Copy !req
391. A contestant search?Copy !req
392. Your "important message
from space"Copy !req
393. is a lousy
contestant search?Copy !req
394. Sweet!Copy !req
395. Will there be prizes?Copy !req
396. And big cash
jackpots?Copy !req
397. I'd love a fabulous
dream vacation!Copy !req
398. This can't be!Copy !req
399. The rock indicated a cultured,
highly advanced society!Copy !req
400. Whoop,
whoop, whoop!Copy !req
401. Boo-yah!Copy !req
402. This week's showCopy !req
403. pits these tiny-brained hominids
from the outer rimCopy !req
404. against some of the galaxy's
most interesting life-forms.Copy !req
405. Let's meet those life-forms now!Copy !req
406. Vandana?Copy !req
407. Thanks, Meldar!Copy !req
408. They're smart, they're sassy,Copy !req
409. and they've evolved
to a nonskeletal form.Copy !req
410. Meet the Brains!Copy !req
411. Eww...Copy !req
412. Next, they've been called the
sharpest species in the galaxy.Copy !req
413. Say hello to the Needleheads!Copy !req
414. Mib!Copy !req
415. Mib!Copy !req
416. Mib!Copy !req
417. Oh, man, those voicesCopy !req
418. are going to get on my nerves.Copy !req
419. And finally, they're
a warmongering speciesCopy !req
420. from the Kondracke Belt,
give it up for the Gorlocks!Copy !req
421. My in-laws will feast
on your entrails!Copy !req
422. Thanks, Vandana!Copy !req
423. It looks like it will be
quite a match!Copy !req
424. Now, let's get right to...Copy !req
425. Excuse me.Copy !req
426. Just what kind
of game is this?Copy !req
427. Now, don't make fun.Copy !req
428. Remember, it did
take them 500 yearsCopy !req
429. to solve
the Riddle-Stone.Copy !req
430. I'll explain it
to you slowly.Copy !req
431. You'll be competing
against those speciesCopy !req
432. in various "challenges."Copy !req
433. The winner gets
a fabulous new car!Copy !req
434. The loser gets their
home planet destroyed!Copy !req
435. I can't believe
this is happening!Copy !req
436. I know.Copy !req
437. We could win
a new car!Copy !req
438. Count us out, Meldar.Copy !req
439. We refuse to participate
in this crude spectacle.Copy !req
440. But, Jimmy,
the car!Copy !req
441. Then you forfeit.Copy !req
442. Your planet will be
destroyed in five, four,Copy !req
443. three, two...Copy !req
444. No!Copy !req
445. Stop!Copy !req
446. We'll play! We'll play!Copy !req
447. Wonderful.Copy !req
448. The battle for survival
will begin in a moment.Copy !req
449. But first, a word
from the good folksCopy !req
450. at Quiznox Tentacle Lubricant!Copy !req
451. Hugh, no one
seems to knowCopy !req
452. where the children are.Copy !req
453. Oh, you know kids.Copy !req
454. They're probably out
playing some crazy
space-alien game.Copy !req
455. Look at duckie!Copy !req
456. Humans of Earth.Copy !req
457. Your planet is being connected
to the Galactic Cable Network,Copy !req
458. with over nine billion channels
of service.Copy !req
459. Free cable?Copy !req
460. From space?Copy !req
461. Enjoy watching your fellow
creatures play for their livesCopy !req
462. on this edition of
Intergalactic Showdown.Copy !req
463. What did he mean,
"play for their lives"?Copy !req
464. I don't know.Copy !req
465. But nine billion
channels!Copy !req
466. Look at all
these great shows!Copy !req
467. Laser soccer from Regulon.Copy !req
468. Who Wants To Marry
A Yolkian.Copy !req
469. Studs!Copy !req
470. Hugh, go back!Copy !req
471. I think I saw
the kids!Copy !req
472. It was just some
stupid game show.Copy !req
473. Hugh!Copy !req
474. Jimmy!Copy !req
475. My sweet baby!Copy !req
476. What is he
doing there?Copy !req
477. Playing for cash
and valuable prizes,
I assume.Copy !req
478. I'm calling
the other parents.Copy !req
479. Stay on that channel!Copy !req
480. Okay.Copy !req
481. Ooh! Andromeda 90210!Copy !req
482. Hugh!Copy !req
483. Can't we just watch
at the commercials?Copy !req
484. Let me get
this straight.Copy !req
485. If we don't play, he's going
to destroy the Earth?Copy !req
486. What do we do? What do we do?Copy !req
487. We don't do
anything, Carl.Copy !req
488. I have the most
extensive experienceCopy !req
489. with alien life-forms,
so I'll handle it.Copy !req
490. My brain power
is our only hopeCopy !req
491. of winning this game.Copy !req
492. Jimmy, as
your new friend,Copy !req
493. may I say something?Copy !req
494. Of course.Copy !req
495. It was your
stupid brain powerCopy !req
496. that got us
into this mess!Copy !req
497. And we're back!Copy !req
498. For our first event, we take
you to a desolate planetoid,Copy !req
499. where the squishy
jelly bags from EarthCopy !req
500. will face
the savage Gorlocks!Copy !req
501. Let the games begin!Copy !req
502. All right, admit it.Copy !req
503. That was kind of cool.Copy !req
504. All righty!Copy !req
505. Who's ready
to play florgus ball?Copy !req
506. Florgus! Florgus! Florgus!Copy !req
507. I love florgus ball!Copy !req
508. What's florgus ball?Copy !req
509. You've never heard
of florgus ball?Copy !req
510. What, do you people
live in a cave?Copy !req
511. Look, it's simple.Copy !req
512. All you have to do
is put this ballCopy !req
513. through those goal posts...Copy !req
514. We can do that!Copy !req
515. While riding florguses!Copy !req
516. M-M-Mr. Meldar,
do I have to play?Copy !req
517. Can I be a cheerleader?Copy !req
518. Oh, let me think... no!Copy !req
519. Gorlocks and Jelly Bags,
mount your florguses!Copy !req
520. Heeyah! Heeyah!Copy !req
521. Nice florgus.Copy !req
522. Good boy.Copy !req
523. Don't eat me.Copy !req
524. Mommy!Copy !req
525. Looks like this won't take long.Copy !req
526. Heeyah! Heeyah!Copy !req
527. In my homeland,Copy !req
528. I am skilled bug rider.Copy !req
529. Uh-oh.Copy !req
530. Bolbi backwards!Copy !req
531. "Chapter 27:
impress your chickCopy !req
532. with your mastery
of the animal kingdom."Copy !req
533. Hey, Libs!Copy !req
534. Watch your man show
this tin-plated
flea who's boss!Copy !req
535. Heeyah!Copy !req
536. Whoa-oa-oa-oa!Copy !req
537. Ready? Set? Florgus!Copy !req
538. Leave it to me, guys!Copy !req
539. Neutron, wait!Copy !req
540. We can help!Copy !req
541. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
542. That probably didn't e.Copy !req
543. Score... Team Gorlock!Copy !req
544. But she knocked me off!Copy !req
545. She can do that?Copy !req
546. I can do that.Copy !req
547. Good florgus...Copy !req
548. All right, easy.Copy !req
549. Hey, I'm on!Copy !req
550. Everybody, look!Copy !req
551. I'm riding a florgus!Copy !req
552. Neutron, this is
a team sport.Copy !req
553. We've got
to work together.Copy !req
554. Guys, trust me!Copy !req
555. It's all
Euclidean geometry.Copy !req
556. That's my specialty!Copy !req
557. And... florgus!Copy !req
558. Florguses can fly?Copy !req
559. Yes! Didn't I mention?Copy !req
560. Okay, that probably
hurt a little.Copy !req
561. Your team playsCopy !req
562. like the girly-men
of Xenon 5.Copy !req
563. Surrender, and we
will be merciful.Copy !req
564. And condemn my planet?Copy !req
565. Never!Copy !req
566. Florgy, no!Copy !req
567. Bad Florgy!Copy !req
568. I don't care what Neut.Copy !req
569. I'm getting in this game!Copy !req
570. Heeyah!Copy !req
571. Who's your girly-man now?Copy !req
572. I'm open!Copy !req
573. Pass the ball!Copy !req
574. I know I can beat him!Copy !req
575. That actually looked
quite painful.Copy !req
576. It's Gorlocks: two, zip!Copy !req
577. Cindy was wide open!Copy !req
578. Why didn't you
pass it to her?Copy !req
579. My fault—
I didn't allow for variables.Copy !req
580. But I've recalculated
my strategy.Copy !req
581. This game's not over yet!Copy !req
582. And this game is over.Copy !req
583. The final score: Gorlocks, 586,
Earth, zippitty-doo-dah!Copy !req
584. Your wrists are thin,Copy !req
585. but your heart is valiant.Copy !req
586. My game plan was perfect.Copy !req
587. I don't understand
how I could have lost!Copy !req
588. Check out
the instant replay.Copy !req
589. You might
learn something!Copy !req
590. Yay!Copy !req
591. Jimmy fall off good!Copy !req
592. Well, it certainly
looks bad for Team Earth.Copy !req
593. If I were an Earthling,
I'd start thinkingCopy !req
594. about how to spend my last
fear-filled hours of life!Copy !req
595. Get out of the way!Copy !req
596. This is unimaginable!Copy !req
597. It's
inconceivable!Copy !req
598. I don't believe it!Copy !req
599. I know!Copy !req
600. The reception is amazing!Copy !req
601. I can see every
bead of sweatCopy !req
602. on your terrified
son's face, Wheezer!Copy !req
603. And if you like this,
you'll loveCopy !req
604. this new soap opera
Andromeda 90210!Copy !req
605. Turn it back!Copy !req
606. Well, you bipeds
better shape up.Copy !req
607. Teams dropping
two events in a rowCopy !req
608. have had their
planets destroyedCopy !req
609. 99.99% of the time.Copy !req
610. Gotta say, I'm lovin'
the whole zapping thing.Copy !req
611. It's time for
our next event—Copy !req
612. Mountain Menace!Copy !req
613. The humans will be
facing the Needleheads,Copy !req
614. who are just
coming off a victoryCopy !req
615. against the BrainsCopy !req
616. in the Greased
Martian Toss!Copy !req
617. Mibs!
Mibs!
Mibs!Copy !req
618. Mibs!
Mibs!
Mibs!Copy !req
619. They're like
tiny nailsCopy !req
620. scratching
on the blackboard
of my brain!Copy !req
621. Whichever team retrievesCopy !req
622. one of the mushrooms
in front of that cave wins.Copy !req
623. But watch out for the horrible
beast that lives inside.Copy !req
624. Aww.Copy !req
625. Mib, mib.
Mib.
Mib.Copy !req
626. Oh, man, I'm going
to run over thereCopy !req
627. and get that mushroom
just to shut them up.Copy !req
628. Check it out, babe.Copy !req
629. Cowabunga!Copy !req
630. Takes a real man
to run that fast.Copy !req
631. Nice try, Sparky,Copy !req
632. but how about waitingCopy !req
633. till I start the game!Copy !req
634. Ready? Set? Go!Copy !req
635. Okay, everybody—
let's split up.Copy !req
636. One flank to the left,
one to the right.Copy !req
637. The right flank can run
interference for the left.Copy !req
638. Too dangerous,
Cindy.Copy !req
639. It'll be safer if I useCopy !req
640. Goddard's extending claw
to grab a mushroom.Copy !req
641. Goddard, fetch!Copy !req
642. Mibs.
Mibs.
Mibs.Copy !req
643. Mib.Copy !req
644. Mib!Copy !req
645. Mibs.Copy !req
646. Mibs.Copy !req
647. Mib.Copy !req
648. Mibs.Copy !req
649. Mibs, mibs, mib.Copy !req
650. Mib.Copy !req
651. Mibs, mibs, mib.Copy !req
652. Mib.Copy !req
653. Mib!Copy !req
654. The Needleheads win.Copy !req
655. We lost again.Copy !req
656. We should have gone
with Cindy's plan.Copy !req
657. How could we be
beaten by them?Copy !req
658. Because they
played like a team.Copy !req
659. Ever hear the word, Neutron?Copy !req
660. Your grandstanding is going to
get the entire Earth destroyed.Copy !req
661. Look, if you guys think
you can do a better job,Copy !req
662. then just say so.Copy !req
663. We think we can do a better job!Copy !req
664. Mibs.Copy !req
665. Why you little...Copy !req
666. Come back here!Copy !req
667. Well, day one is overCopy !req
668. and it looks like
Team Earth is dead last.Copy !req
669. Aww...Copy !req
670. I know— poor, overmatched,
little tiny-brains.Copy !req
671. Let's check in with them
at base camp, shall we?Copy !req
672. I can't lie to you— we had
a bad first day out there.Copy !req
673. But I still believeCopy !req
674. I have the trust and support
of my fellow teammates.Copy !req
675. Neutron's being
a total buttbrain.Copy !req
676. I swear, if he gets
the Earth blown up,Copy !req
677. our friendship is over.Copy !req
678. Hello, peoples.Copy !req
679. Hello to you.Copy !req
680. I can't see you.Copy !req
681. Are you in there?Copy !req
682. Hello.Copy !req
683. Yeah, I'll be honest w-Copy !req
684. this is a man's planet.Copy !req
685. Like I was saying
to my chicky-babe Libby earlier,Copy !req
686. "Cupcake," I said,
"just sit backCopy !req
687. and let your big strong hunka
man take care of you, right?"Copy !req
688. That's it!Copy !req
689. Stop the camera.Copy !req
690. And you!
Come with me.Copy !req
691. Ow, ow! Not so hard—
I'm delicate.Copy !req
692. Uh, guys,Copy !req
693. I think building camp
would go more quickly if we...Copy !req
694. Don't touch anything!Copy !req
695. Careful, Libby.Copy !req
696. You'll hurt your
little delicate hands.Copy !req
697. Sheen,
what are you doing?Copy !req
698. I shall make the fire.Copy !req
699. But, but...
I got it.Copy !req
700. Did I make the fire?Copy !req
701. No, but you sure
beat the heckCopy !req
702. out of the earrings
I was making.Copy !req
703. Bad news, nitrogen gulpers.Copy !req
704. As the last-place team,Copy !req
705. you must now vote off
one of your teammates.Copy !req
706. But first, a little ambiance.Copy !req
707. Let the ritual begin.Copy !req
708. We are not
voting anyone off.Copy !req
709. Okay, then, in that case,
I'll have to destroy Earth.Copy !req
710. No!Copy !req
711. Quit arguing
with him, Neutron.Copy !req
712. We all know there's
at least one personCopy !req
713. this team would be
better off without.Copy !req
714. Bolbi?Copy !req
715. No— Neutron.Copy !req
716. Oh, so that's
the way you want it.Copy !req
717. Well, bring it on,
Blondie.Copy !req
718. I've got Carl
and Sheen on my side.Copy !req
719. Right, guys?Copy !req
720. Right.Copy !req
721. Sheen, no!
Vote with me
and Cindy.Copy !req
722. Right.Copy !req
723. Don't tell him who to vote for.Copy !req
724. Ooh, I'm loving this.Copy !req
725. It's time to vote.Copy !req
726. Each player will step forwardCopy !req
727. and place their vote
into the giant Head of Truth.Copy !req
728. First up, Jimmy.Copy !req
729. I tried to be your friend,
but I have a planet to save.Copy !req
730. Sorry, pally.Copy !req
731. The human race can't afford
another slip-up.Copy !req
732. Bye-bye, big-head.Copy !req
733. Well, you know
what they say, dude:Copy !req
734. You can fool all the people
some of the time,Copy !req
735. but you can't fool the time
with the people that the, the...Copy !req
736. Forget it! Dang!Copy !req
737. I hope that once you
get over the betrayal,Copy !req
738. you'll still
come over for cookies.Copy !req
739. Bolbi not wearing underpants.Copy !req
740. I'll tally the votes.Copy !req
741. "Jimmy."Copy !req
742. "Cindy."Copy !req
743. "Bolbi."Copy !req
744. "Cindy."Copy !req
745. "Jimmy."Copy !req
746. "Bowlbee."Copy !req
747. Sorry, Libs,Copy !req
748. but I'm not
your love puppet.Copy !req
749. That'd be a nice
nickname, though.Copy !req
750. Two votes Jimmy.Copy !req
751. Two votes Cindy.Copy !req
752. Two votes Bolbi.Copy !req
753. And the first personCopy !req
754. voted off your team will be...Copy !req
755. And the first person
voted off your team will be...Copy !req
756. Bolbi.Copy !req
757. Yes!Copy !req
758. Bolbi, you just voted
yourself off.Copy !req
759. Yes— in
everybody's face
except Bolbi.Copy !req
760. No, you wanted to lose.Copy !req
761. Winning is bad.Copy !req
762. How can win
be bad?Copy !req
763. Win be good.Copy !req
764. Bolbi, your team has spoken.Copy !req
765. It's time for you to go.Copy !req
766. What did you
do to him?Copy !req
767. He'll be kept in
the Cell of IndignityCopy !req
768. until the end of the game.Copy !req
769. You can only free him
by winning.Copy !req
770. Remember, one more loss
and Earth will be destroyed.Copy !req
771. Sleep tight.Copy !req
772. Poor Bolbi— trapped
in the Cell of Indignity.Copy !req
773. He's probably being horribly
tormented right now.Copy !req
774. A little to the left.Copy !req
775. This is terrible.Copy !req
776. We can't just sit here
and do nothing.Copy !req
777. The funny-talking lady is right.Copy !req
778. I'll go make some snacks.Copy !req
779. Wait a minute, Hugh.Copy !req
780. Doesn't Jimmy have an
old wormhole generatorCopy !req
781. outside behind
his clubhouse?Copy !req
782. You mean that
time/space gizmo of his?Copy !req
783. Yeah, but I was going to
turn that into a bird feeder.Copy !req
784. Darhlink,
could this generator
get us to that planetCopy !req
785. so we can help
our babies?Copy !req
786. It might—
if we can get it running.Copy !req
787. Then let's move, people!Copy !req
788. Move it! Move it!Copy !req
789. I will run powerful extension
cords to your lawn, yes.Copy !req
790. I'll set up the computer
next to the clubhouse.Copy !req
791. Sugarbooger,
what should I do?Copy !req
792. Keep watching, Hugh.Copy !req
793. We need to know
what's happening
with the children.Copy !req
794. You can count on me...Copy !req
795. just as soon as
I make some bean dip.Copy !req
796. I can't believe
I almost got voted off.Copy !req
797. I know everyone wants to help,Copy !req
798. but it's too risky.Copy !req
799. My genius is our only chance.Copy !req
800. What was that?Copy !req
801. Stay here, boy.Copy !req
802. Be quiet
or we both die.Copy !req
803. You...!Copy !req
804. You better back off,
I'm warning you.Copy !req
805. I've been doing...
wrist sit-ups.Copy !req
806. I come in peace, Earthboy—
hear me.Copy !req
807. I can see that you are the most
intelligent of your species.Copy !req
808. Thanks.Copy !req
809. Uh, what do you
want exactly?Copy !req
810. For eons, this show
has plagued the galaxy.Copy !req
811. But with your keen mind,Copy !req
812. we might be able to end
this game forever.Copy !req
813. I don't see how.Copy !req
814. Meldar can
instantaneouslyCopy !req
815. transmute matter
and energy.Copy !req
816. There's no defense
against that.Copy !req
817. Meldar keeps us weakCopy !req
818. by pitting us
against each other.Copy !req
819. But if we all joined forces—Copy !req
820. Gorlock, Human,
Needlehead and Brain—Copy !req
821. we might find
a way to defeat him.Copy !req
822. Wait a minute,
why should I trust you?Copy !req
823. You almost killed me today.Copy !req
824. Ah, but I didn't.Copy !req
825. That's true.Copy !req
826. By the way, my name
is Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
827. I am Chee-aaaak-toh.Copy !req
828. But you can just
call me "April."Copy !req
829. Chee-aaaak-toh—
nice name.Copy !req
830. No, I'm serious.Copy !req
831. Call me April.Copy !req
832. I must go.Copy !req
833. Consider my words,
Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
834. Neutron,
what's going on?Copy !req
835. I thought I heard
a creepy alien.Copy !req
836. Are you okay?Copy !req
837. They're not creepy,
and I'm fine.Copy !req
838. What do you care, anyway?Copy !req
839. You tried
to vote me off tonight.Copy !req
840. Yeah... listen, um...
about that...Copy !req
841. I may have been
a little rough.Copy !req
842. A little?Copy !req
843. If it were up to you,Copy !req
844. I'd be in the
Cell of Indignity.Copy !req
845. Well, it was
your fault we lost.Copy !req
846. Well, it won't
happen again.Copy !req
847. Good night!
Good night!Copy !req
848. Good night!Copy !req
849. Good night.Copy !req
850. Can I have a glass of water?Copy !req
851. I don't love you
anymore, Malvac.Copy !req
852. I never have.Copy !req
853. A sulfur-breathing
vixen like youCopy !req
854. doesn't know how to love.Copy !req
855. Oh, no!
Could this be the endCopy !req
856. of Dakota's torrid affair
with Dr. Malvac?Copy !req
857. Hugh!Copy !req
858. I'm changing it back.Copy !req
859. It's time for our next event.Copy !req
860. Let's go live
to the planet surface.Copy !req
861. All right— welcome backCopy !req
862. to our second day of play.Copy !req
863. Humans, Needleheads— it's time
to play Can You Eat This?Copy !req
864. Bring forth
the Wheel of Consumption.Copy !req
865. Now, the rules are simple.Copy !req
866. You spins it, you eats it.Copy !req
867. Needleheads— take it away.Copy !req
868. Mib.Copy !req
869. Mibs.Copy !req
870. Mibs!Copy !req
871. Oh, too bad—Copy !req
872. bring out the
disgusting Earth goop.Copy !req
873. Aw, man,
banana cream pie.Copy !req
874. How lucky
can you get?Copy !req
875. Mibs, mibs...Copy !req
876. Talk about
your messy eaters.Copy !req
877. Humans— you're up next.Copy !req
878. I measured the torque
of his spin with my watch.Copy !req
879. I think I can make the wheel
land on banana cream pie again.Copy !req
880. This event goes to the person
with the strongest stomach.Copy !req
881. But, uh...
No buts—
have Carl do it.Copy !req
882. Yeah, he eats anything.Copy !req
883. I don't eat newspaper.Copy !req
884. Well, I'm trying to quit.Copy !req
885. Ew!Copy !req
886. Mmm-mm— it's
a scrumptious plateCopy !req
887. of Plutonian
Gut Chunks— yum-yum.Copy !req
888. Great, don't listen
to the guyCopy !req
889. who computed
the torque spin.Copy !req
890. He lives in a sad
little fantasy world.Copy !req
891. I can't eat that.Copy !req
892. Carl, you've got to.Copy !req
893. I can't.Copy !req
894. If you don't,
the entire Earth
will be destroyed.Copy !req
895. There'll be
no more Retroville.Copy !req
896. No more ice cream.Copy !req
897. No more llamas.Copy !req
898. All right!
I'll do it for the llamas...Copy !req
899. and Jimmy's mom.Copy !req
900. Hmm... mmm, mmm!Copy !req
901. Mmm, these are really good.Copy !req
902. Wonderful!Copy !req
903. Mmm-mmm...Copy !req
904. Ahh.Copy !req
905. Team Earth wins.Copy !req
906. Please, sir,
can I have some more?Copy !req
907. Come on— let go.Copy !req
908. Just let me lick the plate.Copy !req
909. You're very lucky
life-forms.Copy !req
910. I doubt you'll do as well
in the next event.Copy !req
911. See, Neutron? That's what
happens when we work as a team.Copy !req
912. We got lucky, Cindy.Copy !req
913. That dish could have
poisoned Carl.Copy !req
914. But it didn't!Copy !req
915. We all have skills
to contribute.Copy !req
916. Psst—
Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
917. Excuse me.Copy !req
918. I got to go
fix a thing...Copy !req
919. behind the
place... there.Copy !req
920. What is your answer?Copy !req
921. Will you help me?Copy !req
922. I don't know, April.Copy !req
923. There's a lot at stake here.Copy !req
924. My planet could be destroyed
if I mess up again.Copy !req
925. Would you allow a thousand
worlds to be crushedCopy !req
926. while you tremble
like a Dembian Wimpbeetle?Copy !req
927. Well, of course not.Copy !req
928. You're right—
I'd rather go down fighting.Copy !req
929. Count me in.Copy !req
930. I knew you would
not disappoint me.Copy !req
931. Ugh! You kissed me.Copy !req
932. I simply pledged
loyalty to youCopy !req
933. with the Gorlockan
Seal of Trust.Copy !req
934. What is "kiss"?Copy !req
935. Yeah, well, it's...
a sign of affection.Copy !req
936. Okay, you see,
when a girl likes a boy,Copy !req
937. then they, uh...Copy !req
938. Aha!Copy !req
939. I knew something funny
was going on!Copy !req
940. No, Cindy, no.Copy !req
941. It was a simple...
trust ritual.Copy !req
942. Oh, like I didn't just
see you swapping alien spit!Copy !req
943. Not that I care... at all.Copy !req
944. I do not understand,
Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
945. Is the pale, homely
female your mate?Copy !req
946. No!
No way!Copy !req
947. Homely?Copy !req
948. I do not think
she is worthy of you.Copy !req
949. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
950. Who asked you?Copy !req
951. No one.Copy !req
952. Do you want a piece of me?Copy !req
953. I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
954. Catfight!
Catfight!Copy !req
955. Cindy, April,
stop!Copy !req
956. Have you lost your min!Copy !req
957. I dream about girls
fighting over me every night.Copy !req
958. That, and swimming
in a vat of pudding.Copy !req
959. Stop!Copy !req
960. Conserve energy for events,Copy !req
961. and stay away from Earth scum.Copy !req
962. Are you all right,
Cindy?Copy !req
963. Like you care.Copy !req
964. Go check on your
girlfriend.Copy !req
965. She's not my girlfriend.Copy !req
966. We're tearing each oth!Copy !req
967. Are you certain
this machineCopy !req
968. will tear the
very fabricCopy !req
969. of time and space?Copy !req
970. Well, not with that attitude
it won't, Mr. Negative Pants.Copy !req
971. Hugh, what's happening
on the show?Copy !req
972. It looks bad.Copy !req
973. Dakota just found a blonde scale
on Dr. Malvac's suit.Copy !req
974. I mean on
Jimmy's show.Copy !req
975. Oh, uh, I think they're going
to start the final event.Copy !req
976. Oh, we've got
to hurry!Copy !req
977. So, uh, how do you guys go
to the bathroom?Copy !req
978. We have eliminated the need
for such activities.Copy !req
979. Cool! Could you show me how?Copy !req
980. If we could wait ten million
years for you to evolve.Copy !req
981. Hello...Copy !req
982. No, no seriously.Copy !req
983. Brains, humans,
welcomeCopy !req
984. to the obstacle-course
challenge.Copy !req
985. The humans need a victory
to stay alive.Copy !req
986. Contestants must traverse
the bridge of horror,Copy !req
987. scale the mysterious monolith,
cross the molten river,Copy !req
988. leap over the pit of fear and
cross the finish line to win.Copy !req
989. We'll beginCopy !req
990. on my signal.Copy !req
991. We can win this,
easy.Copy !req
992. I hate to say this,
but I think you're right.Copy !req
993. Ready?Copy !req
994. No cheating.Copy !req
995. And...Copy !req
996. Guys... guys,
it's a shortcut.Copy !req
997. That's weird.Copy !req
998. Why would they put a sign up?Copy !req
999. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
1000. I can see
the finish line.Copy !req
1001. Come on!Copy !req
1002. We did it!Copy !req
1003. We're back in Retroville!Copy !req
1004. We won the game!Copy !req
1005. Take that, alien slime!Copy !req
1006. Can you smell what the Earth
is cooking?Copy !req
1007. Guys... guys,
hold it.Copy !req
1008. Something is wrong here.Copy !req
1009. Where's Bolbi?Copy !req
1010. He was supposed
to come back with us.Copy !req
1011. And where's Goddard?Copy !req
1012. Where's... anybody?Copy !req
1013. The whole town
is empty.Copy !req
1014. Uh, guys, check out
the street signs.Copy !req
1015. They're blank.Copy !req
1016. All of them.Copy !req
1017. But at least the new
daytime moon is pretty.Copy !req
1018. A striped moon?Copy !req
1019. That's a meteorological
impossibility.Copy !req
1020. Kids... Carl... Jimbo...Copy !req
1021. Did... did you
hear that?Copy !req
1022. Kids... Jimmy Neutron...
Libby...Copy !req
1023. It's coming from over there.Copy !req
1024. Come on!Copy !req
1025. Kids... Kids... Kids...
Kids... Kids... Kids...Copy !req
1026. Carl...Copy !req
1027. Well, this was fun.Copy !req
1028. Good luck
with everything.Copy !req
1029. Carl, get back here!Copy !req
1030. Stay close, everyone.Copy !req
1031. Hooray! Yay!Copy !req
1032. All hail the conquering
young heroes.Copy !req
1033. Mom, Dad, what a relief.Copy !req
1034. Yeah, for a moment
we thought everyoneCopy !req
1035. in town had vanished.Copy !req
1036. Yay! Hooray!Copy !req
1037. All hail the conquering
young heroes.Copy !req
1038. Okay...Copy !req
1039. Here, kids, eat and forget
this whole scary business, yes.Copy !req
1040. Eat, children.Copy !req
1041. Eat and forget.Copy !req
1042. Ew, it tastes like Sheetrock.Copy !req
1043. Wow, I've never tried
that flavor.Copy !req
1044. Eat and forget.Copy !req
1045. Eat and forget.Copy !req
1046. Uh, Jimmy, what
the heckCopy !req
1047. is wrong
with our parents?Copy !req
1048. Could be anything—
stress, lack of sleep,Copy !req
1049. being turned into zombie aliens.Copy !req
1050. Either way, run!Copy !req
1051. I don't think we're
in Retroville.Copy !req
1052. This is all an illusion.Copy !req
1053. The Brains have placed us
under mass hypnosis.Copy !req
1054. What if they make us act
like chickens?Copy !req
1055. What do we do, Jimmy?Copy !req
1056. Unless we can break
their hold on us,Copy !req
1057. we're completely at
the Brains' mercy.Copy !req
1058. Eat... Forget...Copy !req
1059. They're coming!Copy !req
1060. I say we jump.Copy !req
1061. Maybe the shock
will wake us up.Copy !req
1062. Or get us killed.Copy !req
1063. For once trust someone
other than yourself.Copy !req
1064. I've got a gut feeling
about this.Copy !req
1065. Eat... Forget...
Eat... Forget...Copy !req
1066. Eat... Forget...
Eat... Forget...Copy !req
1067. Jimmy, come on!Copy !req
1068. This goes against science.Copy !req
1069. Trust me!Copy !req
1070. We're back.Copy !req
1071. We shattered
the illusion.Copy !req
1072. But, look, the Brains
are almost at the finish line!Copy !req
1073. We're too late!Copy !req
1074. We're going to lose!Copy !req
1075. No, we're not.Copy !req
1076. We can still catch them
if we work together.Copy !req
1077. Come on!Copy !req
1078. Go without me!Copy !req
1079. Go, go!Copy !req
1080. Go, Carl!Copy !req
1081. Cindy, you go!Copy !req
1082. I'll hold it!Copy !req
1083. But you can't...Copy !req
1084. Just go!Copy !req
1085. Neutron!Copy !req
1086. Nice going, guys.Copy !req
1087. I knew you were going
to say that.Copy !req
1088. Oh,
did you really?Copy !req
1089. Yes, because you always do.Copy !req
1090. Oh, really?Copy !req
1091. Yes, really.Copy !req
1092. One of these days...Copy !req
1093. one of these days, Zoren 5—Copy !req
1094. bang, zoom!--
to the planetary nebula!Copy !req
1095. I love the classics.Copy !req
1096. Better check on the kids.Copy !req
1097. Hey, Jimbo has won
another round!Copy !req
1098. All right!Copy !req
1099. This is as exciting
as it gets, folks.Copy !req
1100. Earth has pulled
into a tie
for the lead.Copy !req
1101. Jelly Bags, it looks like
you'll be facing the GorlocksCopy !req
1102. in a sudden-death showdown.Copy !req
1103. Bring it on, tuxedo boy.Copy !req
1104. Oh, I will...
right after these messages.Copy !req
1105. A tie breaker
with the GorlocksCopy !req
1106. for the very fate
of Earth itself?Copy !req
1107. I'm going to need more snacks.Copy !req
1108. Okay, that should do it.Copy !req
1109. Wormhole generator pow.Copy !req
1110. Would you
look at that?Copy !req
1111. It works!Copy !req
1112. If I can lock onto
Goddard's coordinates...Copy !req
1113. And we're back.Copy !req
1114. It's time for the final event,
pitting the savage GorlocksCopy !req
1115. against the show's biggest
surprise, Team Jelly Bag.Copy !req
1116. Team Earth!Copy !req
1117. Whatever.Copy !req
1118. Each team must select
one player to competeCopy !req
1119. in our trivia showdown.Copy !req
1120. You're up, Jimmy.Copy !req
1121. Maybe one of you should play.Copy !req
1122. You know as much
about their culture as I do.Copy !req
1123. Neutron, it's trivia.Copy !req
1124. If you can't answer
the question, we're doomed.Copy !req
1125. Don't think
about screwing upCopy !req
1126. and destroying
the Earth.Copy !req
1127. Have fun with it.Copy !req
1128. All right, now, the first player
to bang the gong of triviaCopy !req
1129. will receive the question.Copy !req
1130. The clock starts
when I say go. Go!Copy !req
1131. Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
1132. I've got to reach that gong.Copy !req
1133. Well done,
Gorlock.Copy !req
1134. Now, remember, the rules
allow you one lifeline—Copy !req
1135. someone back home
who can answer
the question.Copy !req
1136. Here's your question:Copy !req
1137. "Why do the Krexels of Remnion 8
cross the ice caps of Merbior?"Copy !req
1138. Um... to get to the ot?Copy !req
1139. Oh, so close.Copy !req
1140. No.Copy !req
1141. It's to shed their
suction cups, and mate.Copy !req
1142. Sorry.Copy !req
1143. Father!Copy !req
1144. Well,
little jelly man,Copy !req
1145. it looks like
it's all up to you.Copy !req
1146. I found them!Copy !req
1147. We have their
coordinates!Copy !req
1148. Lock and load, people.Copy !req
1149. Let's do
this thing.Copy !req
1150. One...Copy !req
1151. All right, everyone,
who wants nachos?Copy !req
1152. Two...Copy !req
1153. Whoa!Copy !req
1154. Three!Copy !req
1155. My nachos!Copy !req
1156. Hugh!Copy !req
1157. Oh, Hugh...Copy !req
1158. And now, Jimmy Neutron,
here is your question.Copy !req
1159. Hmm?Copy !req
1160. Dad?Copy !req
1161. Jimbo, hi!Copy !req
1162. Your mom got your
wormhole thingy running,Copy !req
1163. and I saved the nachos.Copy !req
1164. Well, interesting.Copy !req
1165. It seems this jelly bag
is this earthling's lifeline.Copy !req
1166. No, he isn't!Copy !req
1167. Hmm?Copy !req
1168. I should explain,
Dad.Copy !req
1169. Oh, I know everything, Jimbo.Copy !req
1170. You're on
Intergalactic Showdown—Copy !req
1171. the Malvexian Galaxy's
most popular game show—Copy !req
1172. and you're tied for the lead.Copy !req
1173. But how did you...Copy !req
1174. It's one of the new shows
your mom and I getCopy !req
1175. with our new galactic
cable hookup.Copy !req
1176. Is he your lifeline or isn't he?Copy !req
1177. Come on, Jimbo,
what do you say?Copy !req
1178. I've always been great
at game shows.Copy !req
1179. Unless you'd rather
do this on your own.Copy !req
1180. Guys, my dad's going
to be our lifeline.Copy !req
1181. That's crazy!
What?Copy !req
1182. Listen to me.Copy !req
1183. He's been watching spa.Copy !req
1184. He knows more about
alien culture than any of us.Copy !req
1185. Everyone else had a talent
that made the team stronger.Copy !req
1186. So how about it?Copy !req
1187. I trust my dad.Copy !req
1188. He has a point.Copy !req
1189. Maybe he could
do it.Copy !req
1190. Oh,
all right.Copy !req
1191. Dad, it's
all yours.Copy !req
1192. Cool!Copy !req
1193. Come on, Meldar.Copy !req
1194. Let her rip.Copy !req
1195. Oh, with pleasure.Copy !req
1196. For the survival of the planet,
here's your question...Copy !req
1197. What have I done?Copy !req
1198. Here is your question:Copy !req
1199. How many evil twins were hatched
from Dakota's birth sacCopy !req
1200. on the popular daytime drama
Andromeda 90210?Copy !req
1201. But no one could
possibly answer that!Copy !req
1202. We're toast.Copy !req
1203. It's okay, Dad.Copy !req
1204. You tried.Copy !req
1205. Hold up, Jimbo,
I'm not done.Copy !req
1206. It's impossible to answer,Copy !req
1207. because Dakota's evil twin
wasn't hatched— she was clonedCopy !req
1208. by Dr. Malvac's jealous wife's
ex-husband's former love child!Copy !req
1209. Duh!Copy !req
1210. Sorry, Team Earth,
it looks like you...Copy !req
1211. are our big winners!Copy !req
1212. Oh, sweet freedom!Copy !req
1213. Humans, your
planet is saved.Copy !req
1214. You are now free
to go home...Copy !req
1215. in your beautiful
new astro car!Copy !req
1216. Ooh!Copy !req
1217. That's right, Meldar.Copy !req
1218. It's the Antares
Z-Class SedanCopy !req
1219. with multi-warp
star driveCopy !req
1220. and optional cloaking device!Copy !req
1221. That's it?Copy !req
1222. You kidnap us into space,Copy !req
1223. threaten to blow up EarthCopy !req
1224. and you think
you can make it rightCopy !req
1225. by giving us a stupid car?Copy !req
1226. Maybe you'd like me
to destroy your planet anyway.Copy !req
1227. No, no, no!Copy !req
1228. The car's fine!Copy !req
1229. Yeah, we love the car!Copy !req
1230. I thought not.Copy !req
1231. Care to stick aroundCopy !req
1232. for the destructionCopy !req
1233. of the losing home worlds?Copy !req
1234. No, thanks, we're good.Copy !req
1235. Come on, son.Copy !req
1236. But... shouldn't we...Copy !req
1237. Forget it,
let's get out of here!Copy !req
1238. Yeah, before
he destroysCopy !req
1239. everything we love
and cherish.Copy !req
1240. Shotgun!Copy !req
1241. April, I...Copy !req
1242. Well, guys,Copy !req
1243. we saved the Earth.Copy !req
1244. And more importantly,Copy !req
1245. we won the car!Copy !req
1246. This isn't right.Copy !req
1247. We've got to go back!Copy !req
1248. Neutron, what
are you doing?Copy !req
1249. I'm reprogramming
the auto pilot.Copy !req
1250. I won't let all those planets
be destroyed!Copy !req
1251. Are you nuts?Copy !req
1252. We barely got out
of there alive!Copy !req
1253. Now, Jimbo's right, kids.Copy !req
1254. Having your planet destroyedCopy !req
1255. can ruin your whole week!Copy !req
1256. But how do we stop Meldar?Copy !req
1257. I mean, he can do anything—
sing, dance, act.Copy !req
1258. Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
1259. We do it
by using teamwork, Carl.Copy !req
1260. Hang on, everyone!Copy !req
1261. Uh... are we sure
we have the right Jimmy?Copy !req
1262. Life-forms,
time to destroy your planets!Copy !req
1263. First up: Planet Gorlock!Copy !req
1264. Do your worst, space slime!Copy !req
1265. Oh, I will.Copy !req
1266. Who wants to join me
in the big countdown?Copy !req
1267. Five, four...Copy !req
1268. three, two, one...Copy !req
1269. Huh?Copy !req
1270. Hoo... we, uh...Copy !req
1271. well, we seem to be having
some technical difficulty.Copy !req
1272. Attention, fellow aliens,
attention!Copy !req
1273. We interrupt this programCopy !req
1274. to bring you
an important news bulletin!Copy !req
1275. Uh... deadly clam-hoppers
from Ultralord episode 143—Copy !req
1276. it was an excerpt—
are headed this way!Copy !req
1277. All life-forms are urged
to calmly...Copy !req
1278. run for your lives!Copy !req
1279. Run! Flee! Go!Copy !req
1280. I'm being attacked right now!Copy !req
1281. It's got me! No!Copy !req
1282. No...!Copy !req
1283. Someone is getting so fired!Copy !req
1284. Clam-hoppers!Copy !req
1285. That is all.Copy !req
1286. I've never heard of Ultralord
or clam-hoppers.Copy !req
1287. But if it's on network news,
it must be true!Copy !req
1288. Stop! Remain calm.Copy !req
1289. I still control
all that you see and hear!Copy !req
1290. What in the name
of curved space!Copy !req
1291. The jelly bags?Copy !req
1292. Ha-ha! You missed me!Copy !req
1293. Jimmy Neutron,
you came back!Copy !req
1294. What are friends for?Copy !req
1295. All right,Copy !req
1296. everyone into the car!Copy !req
1297. And check out the plush,
roomy interior!Copy !req
1298. Wait! We can't go yet.Copy !req
1299. We've got to be sure
no speciesCopy !req
1300. will ever be forced
to play this game again.Copy !req
1301. But Meldar
has been destroyed!Copy !req
1302. We saw it!Copy !req
1303. I'm afraid he's only
temporarily disrupted.Copy !req
1304. Then we must go.Copy !req
1305. Wait. Listen.Copy !req
1306. Absolute power like Meldar'sCopy !req
1307. has to be focusedCopy !req
1308. through
a matrix generator.Copy !req
1309. If we can find that generator,
we can shut him down for good!Copy !req
1310. It's madness.Copy !req
1311. There's no hope!Copy !req
1312. There is if
we combine our talents.Copy !req
1313. Meldar kept us weak
by forcing us to compete,Copy !req
1314. but together, Brain, Needlehead,
Gorlock and humans can team upCopy !req
1315. to cancel his show per!Copy !req
1316. Who's with me?Copy !req
1317. I am with the Earthboy!Copy !req
1318. Who's up for putting
Intergalactic Showdown
out of business?Copy !req
1319. I'm in! Kids?Copy !req
1320. I'm in!
Yeah!Copy !req
1321. We are swayed by your logic.Copy !req
1322. Mibs!Copy !req
1323. Okay, then, here's the plan...Copy !req
1324. Poor clueless life-forms.Copy !req
1325. Don't you get it?Copy !req
1326. I can bend space, twist time,
warp reality... like this!Copy !req
1327. There are too many.Copy !req
1328. Fall back!Copy !req
1329. Going somewhere?Copy !req
1330. I think we
can take her!Copy !req
1331. Who wants to buy a vowel?Copy !req
1332. We're back, folks!Copy !req
1333. With a real show stopper!Copy !req
1334. Put me down!Copy !req
1335. Goddard, beam Vandana's
positronic brain!Copy !req
1336. We might be able
to control her!Copy !req
1337. A new... new car!Copy !req
1338. Thanks Meldar... Meldar!Copy !req
1339. Now what!Copy !req
1340. Oh!Copy !req
1341. I'm going to be sore
in the morning.Copy !req
1342. Now's our chance!Copy !req
1343. Attack!Copy !req
1344. This is going to be fun!Copy !req
1345. Hard to maintain control.Copy !req
1346. And the brighter
those cuff links glow,Copy !req
1347. the stronger Meldar
seems to get!Copy !req
1348. Mibs!Copy !req
1349. Mibs!Copy !req
1350. Mibs!Copy !req
1351. Mibs!Copy !req
1352. Ah, very nice.Copy !req
1353. What did you
do to him?Copy !req
1354. He thinks he's
a beautiful ballerina.Copy !req
1355. He's quite graceful.Copy !req
1356. Yo, brainless!Copy !req
1357. Over here!Copy !req
1358. On three.Copy !req
1359. Works for me.Copy !req
1360. One, two, three.Copy !req
1361. Bad Florgy!Copy !req
1362. Bad Florgy!Copy !req
1363. I hate show biz.Copy !req
1364. Leapin' Leptons!Copy !req
1365. Of course!
Meldar's matrix generators—Copy !req
1366. they must be hidden
in his cuff links!Copy !req
1367. And by the way, you're fired.Copy !req
1368. It's time I sent you
to commercial, permanently.Copy !req
1369. On, Sugarcube!Copy !req
1370. Huh?Copy !req
1371. Carl, I need his cuff links!Copy !req
1372. Here you go, Jim.Copy !req
1373. Carl! You tamed your fearCopy !req
1374. and your florgus!Copy !req
1375. Yeah!Copy !req
1376. Her name's Sugarcube.Copy !req
1377. She likes to have her eye panels
scratched, don't you, baby?Copy !req
1378. You jelly bags think
you're funny, do you?Copy !req
1379. Well, comedy is easy.Copy !req
1380. Dying is very, very hard!Copy !req
1381. My matrix generators!Copy !req
1382. Hey, floaty-boy!Copy !req
1383. Looking for these?Copy !req
1384. Careful!
If you let the poles touch,Copy !req
1385. you could blow up
the entire quadrant!Copy !req
1386. Please! I'll do
anything you want!Copy !req
1387. Really? Will you stop tormenting
other beingsCopy !req
1388. for your amusement?Copy !req
1389. Done!Copy !req
1390. And will youCopy !req
1391. put the Brains in charge
of programmingCopy !req
1392. more wholesome family
entertainment?Copy !req
1393. Never!Copy !req
1394. All right, I agree, I agree!Copy !req
1395. Now give me back my ge.Copy !req
1396. I don't think so!Copy !req
1397. I'm going to leave theseCopy !req
1398. with someone a little
more responsible.Copy !req
1399. Someone I know I can trust.Copy !req
1400. I will prove myself worthy
of your trust, Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
1401. Was that the Gorlockan
seal of trust?Copy !req
1402. No. That was a kiss.Copy !req
1403. Mibs!Copy !req
1404. Time to go home, kids.Copy !req
1405. Uh, sorry, Carl,Copy !req
1406. but you know what florgus grease
does to the interior.Copy !req
1407. He can't come.Copy !req
1408. Good-bye, Sugarcube.Copy !req
1409. I'll miss you.Copy !req
1410. Come on, Romeo,
let's get out
of here!Copy !req
1411. Will I ever see you again?Copy !req
1412. Our planets
are separatedCopy !req
1413. by parsecs of space,
Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
1414. Maybe just
one more kiss then.Copy !req
1415. Get in here!Copy !req
1416. So, blah, blah, blah,
your planets are saved.Copy !req
1417. What about me?Copy !req
1418. What am I supposed
to do now?Copy !req
1419. I've been thinking about that.Copy !req
1420. Exercise the easy way with
the amazing Electron Toner!Copy !req
1421. Ow!Copy !req
1422. Ow!Copy !req
1423. This is quite painful.Copy !req
1424. This really hurts!Copy !req
1425. I love my nine-billion-
channel cable hookup.Copy !req
1426. It's amazing!Copy !req
1427. I'm so glad the aliens
let you stay connected.Copy !req
1428. Have I shown you
my favorite channel?Copy !req
1429. Low-gravity snuggling
from Venus?Copy !req
1430. Come here you.Copy !req
1431. Ooh, your hands are cold.Copy !req
1432. Oh, Sam, I, um...Copy !req
1433. I had the most horrible dream
about your ice cream.Copy !req
1434. Don't worry, Carl.Copy !req
1435. Just eat and forget.Copy !req
1436. Eat and forget, yeah.Copy !req
1437. Uh...Copy !req
1438. See, Sheen,
you don't needCopy !req
1439. some dumb booklet
to impress me.Copy !req
1440. You helped save the EarthCopy !req
1441. just by being your old
nerdy, hyperactive self.Copy !req
1442. Thanks, Libs,
and from now on,Copy !req
1443. I'll leave
the dumb nicknamesCopy !req
1444. to my new friend...Copy !req
1445. Dino Suave!Copy !req
1446. Hey, sweet-cakes,
you're kind of cute.Copy !req
1447. No.Copy !req
1448. There.Copy !req
1449. "I, Jimmy, agree
that you, Cindy,Copy !req
1450. surpass me in several
extremely cool categories."Copy !req
1451. Your turn.Copy !req
1452. "And I, Cindy, agree
to be more appreciativeCopy !req
1453. and demonstrably nicer,
to you, Jimmy."Copy !req
1454. You know, Neutron,
this is kind of likeCopy !req
1455. our version
of the Gorlockan seal of trust.Copy !req
1456. Huh?Copy !req
1457. Oh, well, maybe from...Copy !req
1458. a certain point
of view, I guess.Copy !req
1459. What a weird ritual!Copy !req
1460. Um... how did it work
again, exactly?Copy !req
1461. Well, uh... you...Copy !req
1462. you just sort of pucker
your lips like this,Copy !req
1463. and...Copy !req
1464. Oh, no, it's
happening again!Copy !req
1465. Greetings, Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
1466. You've got Warp Mail.Copy !req
1467. All is well, Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
1468. Today we slew a giant corchak
and there was much feasting.Copy !req
1469. Then we retooled shows
for the new fall lineup.Copy !req
1470. Oh, just forget it, Neutron!Copy !req
1471. You two obviously haveCopy !req
1472. a lot of "trust sealing"
to catch up on!Copy !req
1473. "Snuggle Bunny"?Copy !req
1474. "Twinkle Face"?Copy !req
1475. "Gangstress of Love"?Copy !req
1476. That's all I got!Copy !req
1477. Hey, Carl, come back inside.Copy !req
1478. My new Rocky Road
has actual rocks, yeah.Copy !req
1479. I'll be right there!Copy !req
1480. Cindy, it's
just an email.Copy !req
1481. It'd be rude not to respond.Copy !req
1482. Go ahead, write a novel
for all I care!Copy !req
1483. Who's stopping you?Copy !req
1484. But... but... but... but...Copy !req
1485. But...Copy !req
1486. Hmm... let's see now.Copy !req
1487. "Dear April..."Copy !req
1488. Okay, that's long enough!Copy !req
1489. Cindy, wait, no!Copy !req
1490. Hi, I'm Paul.Copy !req
1491. Got to blast!Copy !req