1. Gotta Blast!
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2. Help!
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3. Captioning sponsored
by NICKELODEON
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4. Gentlemen, did you bring
the items I requested?
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5. My mom's gold necklace.
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6. My grandma's gold tooth.
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7. She needs it back by lunch,
though.
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8. And the gold
buried under our lawn—
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9. in case Dad spends
all our money... again.
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10. Gold's low
melting point
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11. makes it the perfect
element for powering
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12. my latest invention...
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13. hoverhats!
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14. How fast
do these babies go?
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15. They're safe up to
25 miles per hour.
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16. Gentlemen,
start your hats.
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17. Whoa...
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18. Whee!
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19. I'm a pretty butterfly.
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20. And I'm 25-Mile-an-Hour Man,
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21. delivering top-quality justice
at reasonable speed.
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22. What's this?
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23. The secret power source
of my sworn enemy—
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24. Dangerously Bad Man?
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25. Uh... Carl did it.
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26. Let's get out of here!
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27. Jimmy!
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28. Guys, slow down!
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29. You're going too fast!
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30. Tell them that!
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31. My whole life's flashing
before my eyes!
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32. Remember when I ate toothpaste
and my burps were minty fresh?
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33. Um...
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34. Our gold... it's all ashes!
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35. That was my grandmother's
favorite tooth...
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36. and her only one.
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37. The equipment I'd need
to replicate this gold
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38. would take
a ton of money.
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39. We could sell
our bodies to science.
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40. You have to be dead
to do that.
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41. Okay, Mr. Negative!
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42. Gentlemen,
we have to get jobs.
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43. Oh, McSpanky's would be
the perfect place to work.
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44. We could eat here, see friends—
plus, what job could be easier?
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45. Professional
spread-glue-on-your-fingertips-
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46. and-pull-it-off consultant?
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47. What?
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48. Good day.
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49. Are you Skeet?
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50. Hold on.
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51. Uh... yes!
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52. Okay...
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53. are you interested in entering
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54. the exciting and glamorous world
of fast-food service?
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55. Yes!
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56. Ah, excellent!
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57. Wait a minute...
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58. Exactly how old are you guys?
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59. 11.
17.
27.
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60. Copacetic.
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61. Well, then, let us proceed
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62. to the all-important
job interview.
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63. Okay, um, Specs—
you look like you've done
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64. some serious deep-frying
in your day.
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65. No... maybe...
I don't have a problem.
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66. Awesome!
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67. You shall be fry cook.
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68. Cool— what about me,
what can I be?
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69. Whoa! Your extremely
grating voice is perfect
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70. for yelling out orders.
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71. You shall man
the drive-through window.
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72. Awesome.
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73. And you... uh, sorry, dude,
I'm afraid I can't use you.
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74. What?
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75. But I'm a genius—
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76. my I.Q. is practically
off the charts.
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77. He's wicked smart.
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78. Uh, dudes, scope that plaque.
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79. "Employee of the Month."
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80. And thusly, someone who knows
a McSpanky man
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81. when he sees one.
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82. But I'll tell you what, okay?
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83. I'll start you on the register
and see where it goes.
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84. Can you all start today?
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85. Yeah!
Now, about our pay...
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86. Minimum.
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87. We'll take it!
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88. What do you want
for lunch?
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89. Oh, nothing for me.
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90. I want to be
really hungry
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91. for tomorrow's
Mucho Carne Fiesta
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92. at Taco Shack.
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93. Are you sure, honey?
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94. Remember what happened
last year?
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95. Oh, don't worry,
El Sugar de Booger,
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96. these days you don't even know
your stomach's being pumped.
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97. Well, just don't cry
if you miss
the piñata.
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98. I'm not going to miss.
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99. I've been practicing
on Jorge here.
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100. Check out my swing!
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101. Oh, Hugh, be careful!
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102. Oh, dear...
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103. I'll get you,
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104. my papier-mâché friend.
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105. I know deep in your belly
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106. there are treats
worth swinging at.
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107. Hugh!
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108. Where is he?
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109. Oh...
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110. Welcome to McSpanky's,
home of the Belly Buster.
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111. May I take your order?
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112. We'll have one chicken bits
and a purple flurp,
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113. one McSpanky burger,
and I'll have a cheeseburger,
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114. fries and a vanilla shake.
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115. Give me a cow in an earthquake,
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116. a dancing albino
with a heart condition
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117. and a baby in a ricksha.
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118. Comin' at ya.
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119. Whoa, you dudes
are in the zone!
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120. I'd better check
on the slow guy.
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121. A double McSpanky with fries.
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122. That'll be $6.53.
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123. And $3.47's your change.
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124. Dude, you're supposed
to push the buttons
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125. with the pictures
of food on them.
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126. Don't need to, Skeet—
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127. I do the prices
and tax in my head.
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128. Oh, okay, Mr. Magicman,
I also did not hear you say,
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129. "Big McThankies from McSpanky's"
to the customer.
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130. Well, frankly, it struck me
as clichéd.
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131. How about, "Don't let our food
be denied you,
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132. put our polyunsaturated fats
and triglycerides inside you"?
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133. I'll tell you what I think...
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134. "No human brain
can add three things, dude."
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135. "Only the machine
knows the tax, dude."
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136. Hey, Jimmy,
isn't this the best?
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137. I want to be a fry cook
for the rest of my life.
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138. Give me a pilot on water skis
with a flaming tepee, travelin'.
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139. You got it!
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140. Picture of money...
picture of money...
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141. Ha! Got you!
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142. Big McThankies from McSpanky's.
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143. Hey, dude,
you missed a spot.
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144. I got it.
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145. It's just a little
sodium chloride.
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146. Actually, dude,
it's salt.
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147. That's what I said,
sodium chloride.
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148. Ah, dude... that would be salt.
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149. If you don't know
what salt is,
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150. maybe mop duty's
too complicated for you.
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151. What size
are you, small?
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152. Yeah, why?
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153. If you want
cheap food with taste,
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154. put McSpanky's in your face.
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155. If you want
cheap food with taste...
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156. Am I buggin',
or is that Jimmy
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157. dressed as
a hamburger?
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158. Libby... life is good.
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159. Oh!
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160. Congratulations,
Putron.
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161. When were you elected leader
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162. of the one-man dork parade?
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163. Aren't we all a bit too old
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164. for sophomoric name-calling?
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165. Jimmy's right, Cindy.
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166. Call him
by his real name... Patty.
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167. Jobs like this
are hard to come by.
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168. Really? I thought
they were only
medium rare.
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169. I don't have to take this!
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170. Calm down— you'll pop
your sesame seeds!
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171. Bye, Jimmy.
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172. I relish this moment.
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173. Yeah, I'd like
a deluxe McSpanky
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174. with a side of
chili fries.
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175. Give me a clown
with a harelip.
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176. Doing the tango
or whacking the goose?
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177. Hold on!
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178. You want a salad?
Yup.
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179. He's packing light.
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180. Yeah.
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181. Dudes, I am
way impressed.
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182. If only your friend Jimmy
had your attitude
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183. and inteligentosity.
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184. That's it, I'm out of here!
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185. You're quitting?
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186. But dude, you're the first guy
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187. who fit in the costume.
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188. I'm not quitting—
quite the opposite.
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189. I intend to show you all
what I am capable of.
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190. Where's he going?
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191. I don't know.
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192. Hey, Carl, give me
a fat taxi driver.
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193. You want a hamburger
with peanut butter?
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194. No, if Jimmy's leaving,
we'll need a ride home.
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195. Easy, Goddard—
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196. it's just a giant
mechanical Scotsman's head.
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197. But by tomorrow it'll be
smarter than Skeet.
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198. Come to think of it,
it's smarter than Skeet now.
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199. Welcome to McSpanky's.
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200. Dude, what did you
do to the place?
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201. I brought it
into the 21st century.
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202. But where are
the dirt and germs
we know and love?
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203. Gone. McSpanky's
is now fully automated
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204. and completely hygienic.
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205. Permit me to demonstrate.
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206. Skeet, place your tongue
on the scanner.
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207. All right, I'll play along.
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208. Aah...
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209. "McSpanky burger
with hot sauce,
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210. medium fries,
small soda."
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211. Hey, that's my breakfast
of choice.
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212. The computer
determined your ideal order
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213. based on the configuration
of your taste buds.
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214. Now titanium pistons begin
pounding your burger
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215. to peak tenderness.
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216. And it's insta-cooked
using nano-wave technology.
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217. Hydroponically grown tomatoes
are harvested while you wait.
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218. While your fries are boiled
in the finest imported oils
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219. at precisely 250 degrees
Fahrenheit.
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220. And there's your order—
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221. completely customized
in 45 seconds flat.
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222. Mmm... delicioso.
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223. I have seen the future,
and it is awesome!
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224. Hey, Jimmy, what's "C.S."?
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225. Customer satisfaction.
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226. If customers are happy,
satisfaction goes up.
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227. If they aren't,
it corrects the problem.
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228. The main computer watches
everything that happens
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229. in the restaurant
through that lens.
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230. Because it's self-correcting,
nothing can go wrong...
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231. nothing can go wrong...
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232. nothing can go wrong.
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233. Guy Trembley reporting
from downtown Retroville,
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234. where the new,
automated McSpanky's
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235. has been attracting crowds
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236. with made-to-order meals
just like Mom used to make—
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237. if your mom was a giant,
tongue-scanning robot.
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238. Aah...
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239. A burger-fries-and-shake-kabob!
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240. Just like back home.
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241. A pineapple burger with lo-cal
thousand island dressing!
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242. It's like you're inside my head!
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243. Winifred,
there's something
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that I want to ask you.
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245. Are you going
to finish those fries?
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246. Mmm, oh, that's good,
yeah, yeah.
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247. Ladies, there's an hour
wait for a table—
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248. unless you're willing
to sit in the utility closet.
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249. But we know you.
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250. Oh, that's right!
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251. I'm the leader
of the one-man dork parade.
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252. Just because you work
at the best place in town
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253. doesn't mean you aren't
still a jerk!
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254. Come on, Libby,
we're leaving!
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255. One for the utility
closet, please.
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256. Make it two.
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257. Go on in, Nissa.
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258. Brown shoes
with a black belt?
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259. I think not.
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260. Try the diner
down the block.
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261. The monkey's in—
you, back of the line.
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262. All right, we're just going
to pop in, congratulate Jimbo—
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263. "Hi, Jimbo! Bye, Jimbo!"--
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264. then zoomity-doo to Taco Shack.
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265. No.
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266. Oh, I get you—
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267. we'll drive past, honk
congratulations on the horn
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268. in Morse code.
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269. No, Hugh.
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270. We're eating
at McSpanky's
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272. And just what
do you expect me to do
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274. Don't answer that.
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275. Wheelbarrow of money
coming through!
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276. Big wheelbarrow of unmarked
bills, make way!
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277. Zippity Pluto! Are those
today's profits?
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278. This was in the tip jar.
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279. We got a truck
for the profits.
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280. Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Neutron.
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281. My goodness! You boys
have turned this place
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282. into quite
the hot spot.
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283. Yup— hope you enjoy it.
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284. Um... hold up,
Mr. Neutron.
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285. What... I'm with her.
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286. Whoa, whoa, whoa—
back it up, chief.
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287. Hmm... yeah...
nope, sorry, not feeling it.
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288. What do you mean?
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289. Don't make me
spell it out, Mr. N.,
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290. but your outfit
just isn't saying
McSpanky's to me.
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291. Oh, really?
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292. Well, maybe because
it's too busy saying,
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293. "Step aside, Mr... Sassymouth
before I tell your parents!"
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294. Go ahead— I turned them away
two hours ago.
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295. That's just terrible.
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296. How could you...
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297. Hey, look, a famous movie star!
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298. Where? Where?
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299. What, I don't see anybody...
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300. Oh, I see him! Hi!
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301. No, that's not him.
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302. Excuse us, pardon us.
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303. Parents of the employee
coming through.
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304. Mom, Dad, what are you
doing here?
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305. We wanted to say
how proud we are of you.
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306. Got to go, bye-bye!
Hugh, stay.
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307. But it's so busy
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308. and one of my legs
is shorter than the other one,
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309. so I can't stand
in line long.
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310. Not a problem.
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311. Bon appétit.
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312. Uh, thanks, son.
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313. How's customer
satisfaction, Skeet?
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314. Outstanding,
little dude.
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315. I guess I owe you
an apology.
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316. Beneath your completely
unimpressive exterior
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317. is one smart hombre.
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318. I still don't see
what the big deal is.
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319. Taco Shack has a roving
mariachi band
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320. that plays "La Cucaracha"
300 times a day.
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321. And Taco Shack's salad bar
has 18 types of cheese!
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322. And the waiters all have
funny mustaches.
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323. Whoa, dude, the meter's
heading south!
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324. What's going on?
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325. Oh, and they have
the best theme song.
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326. Dad, no!
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327. Gulp.
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328. No...
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329. It's Burgergeddon!
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330. Everybody out!
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331. What's happening, Hugh?
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332. Who cares?
We're going to Taco Shack!
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333. Skeet, come on!
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334. Dude, I can't leave—
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335. I'm employee
of the month.
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336. Later!
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337. I'm back from the bank.
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338. Hey, Jimmy,
is the restaurant
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339. supposed to be
rising off the ground?
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340. No.
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341. Bummer.
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342. What's happening,
Jimmy?
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343. The computer heard my dad
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344. say he prefers Taco Shack
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345. and it's correcting
the problem.
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346. Oh...
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347. Oh.
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348. Oh, it's too horrible!
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349. Quick, honey,
turn around—
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350. I can still get
the Big 'n' Cheesy
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351. at Pizza Clown!
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352. I think McSpanky's is destroying
all its competition
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353. until it's the only restaurant
in town!
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354. We've got to stop it!
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355. Yeah!
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356. Does that mean
no more tips?
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357. Not Pizza Clown, too?
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358. Hard left!
We can still make it
to the Big Pilgrim
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359. for a Miles Sandwich
and a Mocha-hontas!
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360. Hold on, I'll try to bring
it down with my ion ray.
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361. Incoming!
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362. No...
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363. Why, why, why?
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364. Well, that's the last
fast-food place in town.
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365. It'll land and
I can rip out its programming.
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366. What's it doing?
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367. It's headed for
the supermarket!
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368. Oh, no! Not satisfied
with destroying restaurants,
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369. it's going to destroy any place
that sells food!
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370. I knew a fast-food restaurant
that does it your way
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371. was just a crazy dream.
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372. Wait a minute—
Carl, that's it!
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373. You mean, this is
all a crazy dream?
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374. Yes—
bring on the dancing tubas!
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375. No, I mean
McSpanky's is programmed
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376. to please the customer.
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377. We'll make it an order
it can't refuse.
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378. Hey, yeah...
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379. I don't get it.
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380. Goddard, Goddard,
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381. meet me
at Food-O-Mart right away.
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382. I'm almost done rearranging
Goddard's taste buds.
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383. This is just like
the dentist's office—
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384. only we're in the sky,
Jimmy's not a dentist
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385. and I'm not crying
for my mommy...
Finished.
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386. So, Jimmy, how does
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388. help stop McSpanky's?
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389. You'll see.
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390. Come on, guys,
time to place an order.
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391. For weeks we've searched space
for a vessel
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393. And that gets
good gas mileage.
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394. And has seats with good lumbar
support for my lower back.
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395. And trunk space
for when we go for groceries.
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396. I love groceries.
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397. Yes, those big,
gallon water bottles
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a lot...
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399. Would you be quiet?
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400. As I was saying, our long search
may finally pay off.
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401. I think today
may be our lucky day.
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402. Hey, McSpanky's, we're hungry!
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403. Okay, boy, just like we
planned— stick out your tongue.
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404. Four McSpanky Deluxe Burgers
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405. cooked at... 20,000 degrees
Fahrenheit!
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406. A King Arthur with
a hip replacement on
a bed of coals?
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407. I arranged Goddard's taste buds
for a desire
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408. for incredibly hot food.
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409. McSpanky's
has to fill that order.
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410. In that case, give me
a McSpanky pie.
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411. Two, please.
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412. Yes, there it goes.
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413. Well, where's
it going, Jim?
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414. To the only place that can
attain that temperature.
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415. Salsa Night at
Juanita's Leche Lounge?
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416. Nope, the Sun.
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417. Driven to satisfy our order,
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418. McSpanky's will fly up
to the Sun
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419. and burn up in the intense heat.
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420. If only it used its grill
for good instead of evil.
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421. Yeah... you think
we'll get paid for today?
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422. Gentlemen, welcome
to our new craft.
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423. Whoa, all this
technology,
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424. it looks so hot.
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425. Which is why we must
find its captain
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426. and exploit his great wisdom.
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427. This is the one we must find.
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428. Paul?
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429. Got to blast!
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