The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 2x11

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Megan Cavanagh as Judy Neutron / Masseuse / MaternoTron (voice) • Rob Paulsen as Waiter (voice) • Mark DeCarlo as Hugh Neutron (voice) • Frank Welker as Goddard / Special Vocal Effects (voice)

While Judy Neutron takes a spa vacation, Jimmy invents The Maternotron 6000 to take care of the house.

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1. Got to blast!

2. Help!

3. Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON

4. Whew!

5. What a day!

6. I did the shopping,

7. I reshingled the roof...

8. That's nice, dear.

9. Yeah, that's great, Mom.

10. Mm-hmm.

11. Here are your dinners.

12. A ham and macaroni choo-choo for Hugh

13. with cauliflower chimney smoke.

14. For Jimmy, scallopini pfeffernuss

15. with mashed potatoes

16. in the shape of Einstein's hair.

17. And for me, a sandwich.

18. Jimmy, did you hook up

19. your experiential hydraulic cuckoo clock

20. to the downstairs toilet?

21. Can you get that, Mom?

22. I'm proving Goldbach's prime number conjecture.

23. Apparently, baby ducks follow the momma duck

24. because her butt looks like a great big bread crumb.

25. Help! Somebody!

26. If Goldbach is true,

27. every nonprime integer

28. must be equidistant from two primes.

29. My arm's been sucked into the U-bend!

30. My sandwich!

31. No, thanks, Mom, I'm full.

32. Ah... well, off to my duck first-aid class.

33. Tonight we're doing mouth-to-beak resuscitation.

34. Well, wait, who's going to walk Goddard?

35. That is the last dig-darn straw.

36. I'm tense and underappreciated

37. and... and... sandwichless.

38. Hmm...

39. Something's wrong.

40. There's no juice in my hand.

41. And I don't smell waffles

42. with meticulously syrup-filled dimples.

43. And there's something wrong

44. with my bowl full of cereal.

45. There's nothing in it, Dad.

46. That's it!

47. This isn't a bowl full of cereal;

48. it's just a bowl of milkless air.

49. Mom?

50. Are you going on a trip?

51. Oh, you noticed.

52. Well, since you asked,

53. I'm going to a spa for a week

54. to be pampered unmercifully.

55. Hughsy-doodles is confused.

56. I'm sick of being unappreciated

57. and doing all the work around here.

58. Here are the chores I do every week

59. to keep this place up and running.

60. You two are going to have to do them

61. while I'm gone.

62. Good-bye.

63. Whoa!

64. No mom for a week?

65. No one to tell us "Your bath is ready"?

66. Or make us change clothes.

67. Or make us leave the lab and come to dinner.

68. No one to tell us "You can't have pizza for every meal"

69. or say, "Hugh, put down that duck and talk to me for once."

70. We're free men!

71. Masters of our own destiny.

72. We rule this house.

73. We, uh... once we finish the chores.

74. Oh. Yeah.

75. What's the first one?

76. Now, Jimmy,

77. should we sponge, then squeegee, then dry?

78. Or squeegee, then sponge, then dry?

79. Or dry, then sponge, then squeegee, or...

80. Okay, you're the genius.

81. Plunge head first screaming,

82. then sponge, then dry.

83. If I'm such a genius,

84. why are we doing this work ourselves?

85. Because your mother told us to?

86. She just wants it done.

87. She doesn't care who— or what— does it.

88. Goddard, install "list of chores" program.

89. Check.

90. Lastly, my maternal chip

91. with the directive to protect and pamper.

92. Shall I now walk the dog,

93. freeing you to relax and eat corn chips, my son?

94. Boy...

95. you spa folks don't even let a girl lift a finger, do you?

96. You're watching the gross-out movie marathon

97. on the Guy Channel.

98. And now, back to My Big Fat Greek Infected Scab.

99. So, how's that week's worth of chores coming, Robobooger?

100. All chores were completed at 1700 hours this evening.

101. Good work, Maternotron.

102. Assume sleep mode until the next mealtime.

103. Negative— a mother's work is never done.

104. A mother must protect and pamper.

105. Oh. Oh, right.

106. Override maternal chip directives until further notice.

107. Don't use that tone with me, young man.

108. Now, eat.

109. Leaping leptons!

110. I said water the lawn, not cook it.

111. What is this stuff?

112. Soy protein, kelp, tall

113. and spinach for flavor.

114. Sugarbooger's dinners never smelled quite so...

115. Oh, how do I put it?

116. Disgusting.

117. This is the train and your mouth is the tunnel.

118. Uh, no, thanks.

119. See, my tunnel is temporarily closed for...

120. I must have set the autonomy parameter

121. in the mothering chip.

122. She really thinks she's Mom.

123. And after dinner... yo.

124. Hold still!

125. Not the face!

126. Oh, this is the life.

127. So why is it I have the strange feeling something's missing?

128. Your gelato, Madame.

129. Butter biscuit?

130. Butter biscuit? Fresh from the oven.

131. Got to blast!

132. Those muscles—

133. we've got to blast them.

134. She wouldn't even let me play

135. with Mr. Bath-Time Ducky.

136. Don't worry.

137. Luckily, Maternotron's got

138. an emergency cut-off receiver.

139. The remote for it is my lab.

140. I'll need you to cover for me.

141. So... Jimmy sitting right beside me

142. and not leaving the room at all, how's it going?

143. Okay, dad of mine

144. who's also remaining in the room with me.

145. Right here.

146. Oh!

147. Where are you going?

148. Um, well, I-I left my homework

149. in the lab.

150. You'll electrocute

151. your eye out.

152. Bedtime.

153. What?

154. But it's only 7:00.

155. March.

156. But I'm not tired.

157. Then I must rock you to sleep.

158. Are you tired yet?

159. And nauseous.

160. I have been neglectful to you as a wife.

161. No!

162. Uh, really.

163. It's okay.

164. No, it is not.

165. Switching to wife mode.

166. Take out the trash.

167. We never talk anymore.

168. Get me some ice cream.

169. Let's watch a movie with lots of crying.

170. I should never have given up my career.

171. Rub my feet.

172. My mother-and-wife sense is tingling!

173. Something's terribly wrong.

174. I'm coming, boys!

175. Psst— guys, up here.

176. Weren't you supposed to meet us

177. in the park this morning,

178. or did Carl and I both dream that?

179. Guys, listen to me, I need your help.

180. Oh, gee,

181. I've got llama art class in an hour...

182. There's a remote control on my workbench.

183. Here's my DNA to get in the lab.

184. You've got to fetch me that remote before bath time.

185. The tough part of drawing the llama

186. is capturing his soulful eyes.

187. Halt!

188. Who are you?

189. Hi, Mrs. Neutron.

190. May I say you're looking particularly shiny today?

191. Yeah, I'll say.

192. Um, would you excuse us?

193. We're getting something top secret for Jimmy.

194. To associate with my Jimmy, you must complete

195. these qualification forms.

196. "Father's maiden name"?

197. "Jimmy falls in the playground

198. "and breaks his leg.

199. What do you do?"

200. Well, that's stupid—

201. they don't even tell you which leg it is.

202. Say, Dad, let's go play catch

203. and not leave the yard at all.

204. Good— wink, wink— idea, son.

205. And let's not run like crazy turkeys screaming for help

206. when we get out there.

207. Where do you think you're going?

208. Outside.

209. Too dangerous—

210. that's where the Civil War was.

211. I'm placing you both on...

212. lock-down.

213. Protect, pamper.

214. Eat your nutrition.

215. Protect, pamper.

216. Eat your nutrition.

217. Protect, pamper.

218. Eat your nutrition.

219. Protect...

220. Get away from my family,

221. you ugly bucket of bolts!

222. Mom!

223. Sugarbooger!

224. Your family? Ha!

225. Protect, pamper...

226. Jimmy?

227. Uh... yeah, well,

228. funny thing about that,

229. she, uh, sort of thinks she's you.

230. Protect!

231. Not too tight—

232. those are her piecrust- decorating arms.

233. To think I stepped out for two measly days

234. and you replace me with some psycho robot

235. with a hideous 1950s hairdo?

236. No psycho robot could replace you, Mom.

237. There's no way I could program

238. all your love, care—

239. and amazing ability to forgive me— into a chip.

240. Ow!

241. Although I think I captured rope tying pretty good.

242. Maternotron, as your creator,

243. I demand you let her go!

244. Don't yell at your mother, young man.

245. Nobody wags their finger at my boy.

246. Mom, break into my lab.

247. If the security system doesn't kill you,

248. bring back the disabler.

249. I don't need the lab—

250. not as long as I have my utility closet!

251. You're out of cleaning implements.

252. Oh... am I?

253. A.300-caliber molecular blasting ray?

254. For those tough, ground-in stains.

255. Wha...

256. Your... your... clean clothes...

257. are... are... in the... dryer... dryer...

258. Way to go, Mom!

259. Nobody punishes Jimmy Neutron.

260. Oh, I wouldn't say that.

261. Pick it up, boys.

262. I've got three more days of spa coming.

263. Um, Sheen?

264. What did you put for question 319?

265. "C. Lure the tiger away from Jimmy

266. by imitating a chicken strip."

267. Hmm. Works for me.

268. Today is the single greatest day in the history of the universe.

269. Pluto is aligning with Neptune

270. causing space snow flurries to create galactic ice crystals

271. which keep ice cream at the perfect eating temperature!

272. Yes.

273. Cold enough to never melt

274. but not so cold you get brain freeze.

275. This alignment only happens every 2,000 years.

276. Commence countdown:

277. five... four... three..

278. James Isaac Neutron!

279. Where do you think

280. you're going, young man?

281. Here's your list of Saturday chores.

282. "Mail letter at post office.

283. "Sit with Grandma in the park.

284. "Pick up Dad's badmint.

285. Drop off a pie at school."

286. And "Take a book to Cindy Vortex's mother"?

287. But, Mom, I can't do that!

288. I have to get into space now!

289. Chores first, space travel later.

290. Goddard— options.

291. Too expensive.

292. I don't have time.

293. Yes!

294. We'll have to do it mega-fast.

295. No time to set specifics.

296. Commence cloning at super speed.

297. Hi, everybody.

298. Isn't it a super, amazing, great day?

299. You call this a great day?

300. I should have stayed in bed.

301. Ah, but romance is in the air, eh?

302. It is a beautiful day to fall in love,

303. n'est-ce pas?

304. Hey, everybody,

305. it's great to be here.

306. Hey, have you seen that Cindy Vortex?

307. Talk about the wicked witch of the elementary.

308. Hey, these are the jokes, folks—

309. come on, laugh with me.

310. Who's up for some football, huh?

311. Nice place, kid.

312. You know, I could have some serious fun with this stuff.

313. Hmm, the speed of the cloning gave each of them

314. a solitary, distinct personality.

315. I should probably do a risk assessment.

316. Nah— I've got galactic ice crystals to get.

317. Here's the list of chores, gentlemen.

318. Hey, you heard the man— do your chores, boys.

319. But I've never mailed a letter.

320. What if I get my hand stuck in the box?

321. Hey, turn that frown upside down,

322. Mr. Gloomy Gus.

323. Everything's going to be terrific!

324. Mais oui!

325. Love is all around us.

326. Hey! Let's do it to it.

327. And away... we go.

328. Hello, Grandmother dear.

329. Where have you been?

330. This bench is too hard.

331. These birds are getting too close.

332. The sun hurts my eyes.

333. Isn't it a beautiful day?

334. Aren't these birds absolutely amazing?

335. Isn't it great to be alive?

336. Ow...

337. Oh, hi, Jimmy.

338. I have to do a report on snails or Napoleon.

339. Can you help me?

340. What's the point of doing homework?

341. We do it and then what?

342. Poof— we're gone.

343. Nothingness, emptiness.

344. We're all just dust in the wind.

345. Okay, I don't want to be dust in the wind.

346. He shoots, he scores.

347. Neutron is definitely on.

348. Looking good.

349. You the man, you the man.

350. Hey, it's the Nickster.

351. Neutron?

352. What are you doing?

353. I'm walking here.

354. You got a problem with that, skateboard boy?

355. Uh, "skateboard boy"?

356. Whoa, check it out—

357. Neutron has the moves.

358. Well, how about next time

359. you get a board that can handle the Neutron style?

360. Later, Nick-o-rama.

361. Good boy, Goddard.

362. Galactic ice crystal harvesting proceeding as planned.

363. And down on Earth, the clones are performing my chores.

364. Retroville, we have no problems.

365. I am UltraLord, and I will swing my mighty bat of combat.

366. You can't catch me. Yes, I can.

367. Hey, Jimmy, want to see my new action figure?

368. Does Robin Hood wear pantyhose?

369. Hey, why did UltraLord cover himself with mayonnaise?

370. He wanted to make a hero sandwich!

371. Hello— anybody in there?

372. Paging Mr. Sheen.

373. The village called.

374. They want their idiot back.

375. Are you okay, Jimmy?

376. Because you seem really weird.

377. I'm weird?

378. Come on!

379. You should see UltraLord's Uncle Morris.

380. What do you want, Neutron?

381. To return a book

382. and to drink in your beauty, Miss Vortex.

383. Very funny.

384. I jest not.

385. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

386. No— even Shakespeare seems inadequate

387. to describe your perfection.

388. Cut it out, Neutron, before I barf!

389. Ah, ah, ah— but before that, would you favor me with a kiss?

390. Is he for real?

391. And what's with the bad French accent?

392. Wait, why you are sleeping?

393. Hey, buddy,

394. you want a pie?

395. Yeah!

396. You can't beat the classics.

397. Mmm... I'll say.

398. Mission accomplished: space crystals acquired.

399. Clones should be arriving in T minus one minute.

400. Everything going exactly as...

401. What?

402. Calm down, folks.

403. Just tell me, what did the Jimster do?

404. He busted my skateboard, dude!

405. He said I was going to be dust in the wind.

406. He made me smile and my dentures fell out.

407. He mocked UltraLord's family.

408. He made my heart sing and...

409. I mean, he said things to me so vile and despicable

410. I cannot repeat them in mixed company.

411. And he threw a pie in my face!

412. You can't beat the classics.

413. I'm sure Jimmy had a good reason

414. for doing all these admittedly strange, bizarre things, so...

415. Who wants pie?

416. I'm good.

417. Oh, no, it was the clones.

418. I got to find them so I can explain everything.

419. Goddard, locate clones.

420. I had the most scrumptious day

421. with my most wonderful grandmama.

422. I fell in love

423. with a beautiful mademoiselle.

424. I did some cool moves on a dude's skateboard,

425. but it couldn't take my awesome power.

426. You know what I'm saying?

427. There you are.

428. Hi, Jimmy.

429. Follow me back to my house so I can explain to everybody...

430. One, two, three, four, five...

431. We're short one clone.

432. We've got to find him, now!

433. It's that evil one.

434. He's so bad he makes Attila the Hun look like Bambi!

435. We'll never find him— we're doomed.

436. Hey, I'll find him

437. and take him down all by myself

438. with my bare hands— look out.

439. He's close...

440. He's very close.

441. There!

442. Well, well, well...

443. if it isn't Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,

444. Jimmy, Goddard and Jimmy.

445. You're going back to the lab and I'm going to declone you.

446. I don't think so, kid.

447. I like being out in the big, bad world.

448. Stop that person who looks just like me!

449. Get him!

450. I'm not evil Jimmy.

451. He's evil Jimmy.

452. He's just trying to confuse you.

453. That's absurd and reeks of mendacity.

454. I'm the genuine and indisputable Jimmy.

455. Can't you tell by my sophisticated vocabulary?

456. Are we playing a game?

457. I absolutely adore games.

458. I hate games.

459. Wait, wait, don't you see?

460. He's trying to trick you

461. by pretending to be the real Jimmy.

462. Trust me.

463. I'm the real Jimmy.

464. Would I lie to you?

465. Guys, stop.

466. Wait a minute.

467. Think, think, think.

468. Brain blast!

469. I have to sacrifice the ice crystals.

470. Goddard, let's cool these clones down.

471. That's all, folks.

472. Adieu, mon ami.

473. Parting is such sweet...

474. Whoo, that is cold!

475. Yo, give me your best shot, punk.

476. Oh, this is how it ends— as ice cubes.

477. I've always wanted to be frozen.

478. This is a dream come true!

479. Aw, there goes my perfect ice cream.

480. At least I can get these clones back to...

481. Wait a minute— one, two, three, four, five...

482. We're missing one! Hiya, handsome.

483. Listen, you don't mind if I borrow this, do you?

484. I mean, come on, we're practically related, right?

485. Got to blast.

486. There he is!

487. Get him!

488. Let's teach him a lesson!

489. Wait, everyone!

490. Oh, I can explain.

491. And that's how it all.

492. Hmm, genetic replicants manifesting

493. mutant side effects, eh?

494. As long as you got rid of all the clones.

495. One Jimmy Neutron in the world is bad enough,

496. but six is blech!

497. Uh, dude, you did catch

498. all of them, didn't you?

499. Uh... who would like some pie at my house?

500. Uh, okay.

501. Here's Jimmy!

502. Neutron...

503. So, uh, I take it that means no pie.

504. Get him!

505. Rip off his head!

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