The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 2x10

Directed by Mike Gasaway

Megan Cavanagh as Vox (voice) • Jim Cummings as Ultra Lord (voice) • Rob Paulsen as Butch (voice) • Billy West as Sam Melnick (voice) • Frank Welker as Special Vocal Effects (voice) • Andrea Martin as Ms. Fowl (voice)

Sheen is one math test away from being left back, so Jimmy turns his Brain Drain helmet into a Brain Gain helmet and uses it on his buddy, instantly quadrupling Sheen's IQ.

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1. Got to blast!

2. Help!

3. Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON

4. ( whispers ): What's the password?

5. No one gave us any stupid password.

6. We were just told to show up.

7. How do I know you're Cindy and Libby?

8. Okay, okay, stop!

9. I believe you, you're Libby.

10. But how do I know you're Cindy?

11. Just open the stupid door!

12. Yup, that's you.

13. Sorry, ladies,

14. I'm going to have to search you.

15. ( faintly ): She's clean.

16. Thank you for coming, you two.

17. For once I'm really glad to see you.

18. I'll give you ten seconds to tell us what this is about.

19. Maybe I should let our guest explain.

20. Greetings, honorable children.

21. I am Princess Guan Qi Sui, last heir to the Sui Dynasty—

22. but my friends call me "Peggy."

23. ( softly ): Pretty, pretty, pretty Peggy Sui...

24. ( with normal voice ): Do you think she's married?

25. Get your tongue off the floor.

26. It was Princess Sui who contacted me.

27. Goddard, activate holo-program 7A.

28. 7A— I said 7A!

29. This is the Egg-Drop Jade,

30. a priceless gem that has been in my family for generations.

31. The Jade has an unstable atomic structure

32. which can channel near infinite amounts of raw energy.

33. Knowing this, my evil brother, a boy named Sui,

34. has built a deadly doomsday device.

35. When powered by the egg,

36. this device could enslave the entire free world.

37. And that's where we come in.

38. The egg's currently on display at the Retroville Museum.

39. The security system is state-of- the-art, but that won't stop us.

40. You want us to help you rob the Retroville Museum?

41. Have you popped a synapse?

42. The egg has got to be secured

43. before Peggy's evil brother steals it.

44. And to do that, I'll need your help.

45. Pinch me, Libby, I'm in shock.

46. You need our help?

47. I can't do it by myself.

48. You've all been chosen

49. for this operation

50. because you each posses a unique skill.

51. Really? What's my skill, Jimmy?

52. It's personal hygiene, isn't it?

53. Well, um... actually, Carl,

54. I was hoping you could stay

55. and keep the princess company while we're gone.

56. But I want to help save the free world, too.

57. Please let me help, Jimmy.

58. Please, please, please, please, please, please...

59. If it's for the good of the free world,

60. then I guess we'll help— just shut him up!

61. Okay, Carl...

62. Carl, okay!

63. You can help by, um... uh...

64. by providing nourishing snacks for quick energy.

65. Yay!

66. Who likes fruit chewies?

67. So, bearing in mind that Carl will provide snacks,

68. here's the plan.

69. Hey, Lou.

70. I caught this kid sneaking around

71. the service entrance.

72. Very suspicious.

73. What are you doing here, kid?

74. ( stiffly ): Hello, my name is Pete—

75. Steve! Steve!

76. And I am a diversion—

77. I mean, I am collecting money

78. for the United Magicians Retirement Fund.

79. I love magicians.

80. Hey, kid, you know any magic card tricks?

81. Do I?

82. Allow me to direct your attention

83. away from the wall of security monitors.

84. The guards should be distracted right about now.

85. This hypersonic blast will be nasty,

86. but it should freeze the alarm system.

87. Ready, Libby?

88. The alarms will stay frozen

89. as long as you sustain that note, Libby.

90. Everyone else, go.

91. Stop! Nobody move.

92. Good call, Carl.

93. How did you know there were pressure sensors?

94. I didn't, I just thought we could use a snack.

95. You're up, Cindy.

96. Can you reach that control box

97. without setting foot on the pressure sensors?

98. With the energy boost from this raspberry chewy she can.

99. We've got ten seconds— hurry!

100. The sensors are back online.

101. Stay where you are, Cindy.

102. No problem.

103. But you'll come back, right?

104. Right?

105. Is this your card?

106. No...

107. Oh.

108. Well, is this your card?

109. For the tenth time— no!

110. Sheesh, you're not a very good magician, are you.

111. You also lack showmanship.

112. I'm going back to the monitors.

113. Uh, uh, wait!

114. ( softly ): Time for Plan B.

115. Who likes balloon animals?

116. Look, an albino snake.

117. Okay, Carl.

118. Goddard will lower me down on tension wires and...

119. Oh, no!

120. Goddard must have suffered

121. hypersonic damage from Libby's high note.

122. It's up to you, Carl.

123. I'll have to lower you down

124. while you retrieve the egg.

125. Me?

126. Just replace the real Jade Egg

127. with this replica, and we're done.

128. Let's do it!

129. Ooh...

130. look at the pretty lights.

131. Don't touch them, Carl.

132. Those are infrared security beams.

133. Infrared?

134. But, Jimmy, I'm allergic to infrared.

135. Ah!

136. Carl, no!

137. Uh... oh, no...

138. Quick, Carl, switch the eggs.

139. Oh, no.

140. We did it, Carl.

141. We got the Jade Egg.

142. Yeah, Jimmy, about that...

143. No time, Carl— we got to move.

144. And this is the horned Grimlock

145. from UltraLord episode 42...

146. Holy Shazbots!

147. UltraLord's on TV now!

148. Hey, where's UltraLord?

149. Every channel has the same stupid show:

150. "Intruders on level three."

151. It won't last two seasons.

152. Intruders on level three?

153. I'll go— you watch the kid.

154. You're in big trouble, kid.

155. Attack, my pets!

156. Hey, Neutron, what about the pressure sensors?

157. No time! Come on!

158. Run!

159. Ow! Ow! Ow!

160. Guys, we got to hurry.

161. We're missing UltraLord.

162. Hey, you kids, freeze!

163. Oh, thank you, Jimmy Neutron.

164. I knew that only your enormous, big, smart brain

165. could accomplish this deed.

166. I couldn't have done it

167. without a little help from my friends.

168. Really?

169. Then I suppose it is only fitting

170. that your friends...

171. ( voice deepens ): share in your ultimate downfall.

172. Jimmy, I think the princess needs a throat lozenge.

173. That's not the princess.

174. That's...

175. Professor Calamitous!

176. Thank you, Jimmy.

177. Phase one of my Doomsday Plan is now complete.

178. Phase two... hasn't really been worked out yet,

179. but I'm confident that it will be very, very evil.

180. A force field— we're trapped.

181. Don't worry, Jimmy.

182. I've got the princess.

183. You're safe with us, my darling.

184. Isn't it beautiful?

185. I tried using more common crystals to power it,

186. but they all caused catastrophic meltdowns.

187. Meltdowns from common crystals?

188. Uh, Jimmy?

189. Not now, Carl.

190. I can still cancel out his force field

191. with my null generator.

192. But, but...

193. Stand back, everyone.

194. Jimmy, no!

195. Carl, what have you done?

196. Well done, Carl.

197. When I rule the earth, you shall receive a charming gift basket.

198. And now it's... doomsday!

199. Drat.

200. Perhaps I should have given phase two more thought.

201. I'll get you, Jimmy Neutron...

202. I was trying to tell you before, Jimmy.

203. I think I got mixed up

204. and left the real Jade Egg back at the museum.

205. And the replica egg caused a meltdown.

206. Carl, your stroke of stupidity

207. has saved us all.

208. Yup.

209. Just one last piece of business to take care of:

210. who wants the last lemon chewy?

211. Anyone? Anyone?

212. Come on, it's lemony.

213. Come on, Carl, show me what you got.

214. Ow!

215. Okay.

216. Sun— check.

217. Birds— check.

218. Kids playing— check.

219. Yes, sir, looks like everything's hunky-dory

220. in the world of Hugh Neutron.

221. Sweet leaping...

222. Crabgrass!

223. The defiler of beloved lawns everywhere.

224. My response must be swift and brutal.

225. Hey, Neutron.

226. Just trimming the old hedges

227. before they start throwing off pollen.

228. I'm going to need my Lawnlopper back.

229. Gee, I gave that thing back weeks ago.

230. You must have forgot.

231. Forgot about my Lawnlopper 300

232. Pro-Deluxe as seen on TV?

233. I don't think so.

234. It's probably in your garage.

235. Why don't you check?

236. It's probably in your garage.

237. I already told you,

238. I gave it back, you wingding.

239. And I'm telling you you didn't, toolhog.

240. Cheese-brain!

241. Sneeze-jockey!

242. Noodlehead!

243. Just because my lawn

244. is lush and silky

245. while yours is limp and hard to manage...

246. What? There's nothing wrong with my lawn.

247. Oh, please!

248. Dandelions, gopher holes,

249. and these tacky ceramic lawn kitties— please!

250. Oh, yeah?

251. Well, what about your stupid lawn ducks?

252. They're the laughingstock

253. of the entire neighborhood.

254. No, you put that down right now!

255. Hey, look at me— quack, quack, quack.

256. I'm a stupid lawn duck— quack, quack... whoops.

257. Sir Quacksalot!

258. Oopsy.

259. That is the last straw, Wheezer.

260. From this point on,

261. we are mortal enemies.

262. Well, that goes double for me.

263. Jimmy, send Carl home.

264. From now on we'll have nothing to do with him

265. or anyone named Wheezer

266. or anyone who's ever wheezed.

267. But, Dad, Carl's my best friend.

268. Not anymore!

269. Come on, Carl.

270. From now on

271. the Wheezers and the Neutrons

272. are sworn nemesises.

273. You mean "nemeses."

274. Don't correct our ignorant enemy, son.

275. Now, into the house.

276. The air out here is thick

277. with the stench of Wheezers.

278. Bye, Jimmy— I'll never forget you.

279. Don't worry, Carl, a feud can't last forever.

280. Jimmy to Carl, Jimmy to Carl.

281. Are you receiving me?

282. Sure thing, Jimmy.

283. I'm ready for our game of holographic StarToad.

284. Have at you, then!

285. Aha! I knew it.

286. Carl, I have nothing against you personally,

287. but this is a Wheezer-free home now.

288. Bye, Jimmy.

289. Dad, this isn't fair.

290. Now, son, I know this is hard,

291. but you'll make other friends—

292. non-Wheezer friends.

293. But I want to hang out with Carl.

294. And sooner or later I'll invent a way

295. to get around this feud.

296. Hey, thanks for reminding me.

297. Ow!

298. Ow!

299. Mom, I can't live like this.

300. You've got to do something.

301. Way ahead of you, sweetie.

302. Fathers can be such sillyheads.

303. That's why I baked a brambleberry pie

304. as a peace offering to the Wheezers.

305. Of course, no one can stay angry

306. when they're eating one of your pies.

307. They've never failed yet.

308. I'll have this ridiculous feud

309. straightened out in no time.

310. Good ol' Mom.

311. If anyone can get this mess back to normal, it's her.

312. Sheen, what were you doing in there?

313. I'm here to bring you and Carl back together

314. through my "Reach Out and Touch a Friend" program.

315. What is that?

316. Well, for just four bucks a month

317. I'll secretly deliver messages between you and Carl.

318. He's already selected a rap-theme greeting

319. for an additional three cents a word.

320. Please respond— your friend, Carl."

321. Four bucks, please.

322. Look, Sheen, this isn't necessary.

323. My mom's over at Carl's

324. patching up the feud right now.

325. Oh, sweet heaven!

326. Oh, somebody, get my back, get my back!

327. You knew my husband

328. was allergic to brambleberry pie.

329. You're just a dupe

330. for that hateful husband of yours.

331. "Hateful"? You take that back!

332. Never, allergy-giver.

333. Venon-spitter!

334. She-witch!

335. Hag-woman!

336. Jimmy, I don't want you ever to mention the word "Carl" again.

337. Sheen, can you arrange a meeting with Carl?

338. You're in luck, Jimmy.

339. I'm having a special this month

340. on super-secret meetings.

341. May I suggest a Mexican bandito theme?

342. Hi, Jimmy.

343. Carl, please.

344. We have to do this by the book.

345. Oh, sorry.

346. Hola, Señor Cactus, ¿qué tal?

347. Look, can we just get on with this?

348. Whatever, it's your money.

349. It's really good to see you, Carl.

350. Do you have the components I need?

351. Sure, Jimmy.

352. Here's the perpetual motion gyro top

353. you gave me last year.

354. And here's the non-sucking,

355. hydraulic loopy straw you gave me.

356. Great— my dad thinks he's cut me off from technology,

357. but he forgot about Goddard.

358. By combining these with extra parts from Goddard,

359. I'll devise a choloro-plastic crabgrass excelerator.

360. Jimmy, our dads hate crabgrass.

361. Exactly.

362. Faced with an outbreak of crabgrass,

363. they'll have to forget their feud to save their lawns.

364. This ought to do the trick.

365. After all, science has never let us down before.

366. What about when science

367. almost made that meteor hit us?

368. And the time science blocked out the sun and nearly...

369. Okay, okay— science almost usually never lets us down.

370. Ready guys?

371. Wait.

372. There's something we got to get settled.

373. Okay, for contacting Carl, that'll be $3.75,

374. delivering the message in Spanish, six pesos.

375. So, carry the one...

376. Come on.

377. Okay, guys, here we go.

378. Holly jumping catfish!

379. Great stinking bananas!

380. Oh, this is all your fault, Wheezer!

381. Oh, no— the crabgrass started on your lawn, Neutron.

382. I guess this neighborhood

383. just can't have nice things.

384. You're both wasting time.

385. The only way to fight an infestation this big

386. is for you to work together.

387. Never! No lawn is worth that.

388. I'd rather be dipped in pickle juice

389. and thrown to rabid weasels.

390. Ditto!

391. Good-bye, old friend.

392. Avenge you I will!

393. Drat.

394. Wedgied by science again.

395. No!

396. I can't let my friendship

397. with Jimmy end like this.

398. Carl, what are you doing?

399. Don't!

400. We need more crabgrass...

401. More!

402. You've started a muta-genic growth cycle

403. and it's out of control.

404. Sugarbooger, we need pruning power, pronto!

405. Mother! Get the weed spray!

406. Back, vicious vine of death!

407. Take that, and this.

408. And that, and more of this.

409. Jim-Jim!

410. Carl!

411. Thank goodness you boys are all right.

412. Mom, does this mean that the feud is over?

413. And Carl and I can be friends again?

414. Well, the Wheezers and the Neutrons

415. may have their differences...

416. But we'll just have to learn to get past them

417. for the sake of the children.

418. You betcha.

419. I agree one hundred percent.

420. Just as soon as Wheezer

421. admits that he took my Lawnlopper.

422. I did not!

423. Stupidhead!

424. Moron-face!

425. Mucus-monkey!

426. Duck lover!

427. "Duck lover"?

428. Okay, okay.

429. I just remembered.

430. Sam at the Candy Bar paid me

431. to send a message to Mr. Neutron

432. and he's chosen a festive polka theme.

433. That'll be four bucks, please.

434. Sheen...

435. We could discuss a preferred customer discount.

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