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4. What's the password?
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5. No one gave us any
stupid password.
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6. We were just told
to show up.
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7. How do I know
you're Cindy and Libby?
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8. Okay, okay, stop!
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9. I believe you, you're Libby.
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10. But how do I know you're Cindy?
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11. Just open the stupid door!
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12. Yup, that's you.
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13. Sorry, ladies,
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14. I'm going to have
to search you.
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15. She's clean.
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16. Thank you for coming, you two.
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17. For once I'm really glad
to see you.
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18. I'll give you ten seconds
to tell us what this is about.
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19. Maybe I should let
our guest explain.
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20. Greetings, honorable children.
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21. I am Princess Guan Qi Sui,
last heir to the Sui Dynasty—
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22. but my friends call me "Peggy."
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23. Pretty, pretty,
pretty Peggy Sui...
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24. Do you think she's married?
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25. Get your tongue
off the floor.
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26. It was Princess Sui
who contacted me.
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27. Goddard, activate
holo-program 7A.
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28. 7A— I said 7A!
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29. This is the Egg-Drop Jade,
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30. a priceless gem that has been
in my family for generations.
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31. The Jade has an unstable
atomic structure
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amounts of raw energy.
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33. Knowing this, my evil brother,
a boy named Sui,
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34. has built a deadly
doomsday device.
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35. When powered by the egg,
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36. this device could enslave
the entire free world.
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37. And that's where we come in.
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38. The egg's currently on display
at the Retroville Museum.
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39. The security system is state-of-
the-art, but that won't stop us.
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40. You want us to help you rob
the Retroville Museum?
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41. Have you popped a synapse?
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42. The egg has
got to be secured
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43. before Peggy's
evil brother steals it.
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44. And to do that,
I'll need your help.
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45. Pinch me, Libby,
I'm in shock.
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46. You need our help?
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47. I can't do it by myself.
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48. You've all been chosen
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49. for this operation
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50. because you each posses
a unique skill.
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51. Really?
What's my skill, Jimmy?
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52. It's personal hygiene,
isn't it?
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53. Well, um...
actually, Carl,
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54. I was hoping
you could stay
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55. and keep the princess
company while we're gone.
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56. But I want to help save
the free world, too.
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57. Please let me help,
Jimmy.
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58. Please, please, please,
please, please, please...
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59. If it's for the good
of the free world,
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60. then I guess we'll help—
just shut him up!
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61. Okay, Carl...
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62. Carl, okay!
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63. You can help by, um... uh...
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64. by providing nourishing snacks
for quick energy.
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65. Yay!
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66. Who likes fruit chewies?
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67. So, bearing in mind that
Carl will provide snacks,
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68. here's the plan.
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69. Hey, Lou.
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70. I caught this kid
sneaking around
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71. the service entrance.
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72. Very suspicious.
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73. What are you doing here, kid?
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74. Hello, my name is Pete—
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75. Steve! Steve!
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76. And I am a diversion—
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77. I mean, I am collecting money
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78. for the United Magicians
Retirement Fund.
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79. I love magicians.
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80. Hey, kid, you know
any magic card tricks?
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81. Do I?
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82. Allow me to direct
your attention
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83. away from the wall
of security monitors.
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84. The guards should be distracted
right about now.
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85. This hypersonic blast
will be nasty,
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86. but it should freeze
the alarm system.
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87. Ready, Libby?
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88. The alarms will
stay frozen
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89. as long as you sustain
that note, Libby.
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90. Everyone else, go.
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91. Stop! Nobody move.
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92. Good call, Carl.
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93. How did you know there
were pressure sensors?
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94. I didn't, I just thought
we could use a snack.
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95. You're up, Cindy.
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96. Can you reach
that control box
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97. without setting foot
on the pressure sensors?
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98. With the energy boost from
this raspberry chewy she can.
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99. We've got
ten seconds— hurry!
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100. The sensors
are back online.
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101. Stay where you are,
Cindy.
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102. No problem.
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103. But you'll come back,
right?
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104. Right?
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105. Is this your card?
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106. No...
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107. Oh.
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108. Well, is this your card?
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109. For the tenth time— no!
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110. Sheesh, you're not
a very good magician, are you.
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111. You also lack showmanship.
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112. I'm going back
to the monitors.
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113. Uh, uh, wait!
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114. Time for Plan B.
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115. Who likes balloon animals?
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116. Look, an albino snake.
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117. Okay, Carl.
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118. Goddard will lower me down
on tension wires and...
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119. Oh, no!
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120. Goddard must have suffered
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121. hypersonic damage
from Libby's high note.
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122. It's up to you, Carl.
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123. I'll have to lower you down
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124. while you retrieve the egg.
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125. Me?
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126. Just replace
the real Jade Egg
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127. with this replica,
and we're done.
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128. Let's do it!
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129. Ooh...
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130. look at the pretty lights.
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131. Don't touch them, Carl.
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132. Those are infrared
security beams.
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133. Infrared?
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134. But, Jimmy, I'm allergic
to infrared.
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135. Ah!
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136. Carl, no!
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137. Uh... oh, no...
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138. Quick, Carl, switch the eggs.
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139. Oh, no.
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140. We did it, Carl.
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141. We got the Jade Egg.
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142. Yeah, Jimmy, about that...
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143. No time, Carl—
we got to move.
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144. And this is
the horned Grimlock
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145. from UltraLord episode 42...
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146. Holy Shazbots!
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147. UltraLord's on TV now!
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148. Hey, where's UltraLord?
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149. Every channel has
the same stupid show:
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150. "Intruders on level three."
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151. It won't last two seasons.
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152. Intruders
on level three?
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153. I'll go—
you watch the kid.
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154. You're in big trouble, kid.
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155. Attack, my pets!
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156. Hey, Neutron, what about
the pressure sensors?
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157. No time! Come on!
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158. Run!
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159. Ow! Ow! Ow!
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160. Guys, we got
to hurry.
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161. We're missing
UltraLord.
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162. Hey, you kids,
freeze!
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163. Oh, thank you,
Jimmy Neutron.
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164. I knew that only
your enormous,
big, smart brain
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165. could accomplish
this deed.
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166. I couldn't have done it
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167. without a little help
from my friends.
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168. Really?
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169. Then I suppose
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170. that your friends...
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171. share in your ultimate downfall.
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172. Jimmy, I think
the princess needs
a throat lozenge.
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173. That's not the princess.
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174. That's...
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176. Thank you, Jimmy.
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is now complete.
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been worked out yet,
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179. but I'm confident that
it will be very, very evil.
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180. A force field— we're trapped.
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181. Don't worry, Jimmy.
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182. I've got
the princess.
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183. You're safe with us,
my darling.
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185. I tried using more common
crystals to power it,
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186. but they all caused
catastrophic meltdowns.
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187. Meltdowns from common crystals?
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188. Uh, Jimmy?
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189. Not now, Carl.
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190. I can still cancel out
his force field
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192. But, but...
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193. Stand back, everyone.
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194. Jimmy, no!
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195. Carl, what have you done?
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196. Well done, Carl.
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197. When I rule the earth, you shall
receive a charming gift basket.
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198. And now it's... doomsday!
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199. Drat.
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200. Perhaps I should have given
phase two more thought.
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201. I'll get you, Jimmy Neutron...
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202. I was trying to tell
you before, Jimmy.
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203. I think I got mixed up
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204. and left the real Jade Egg
back at the museum.
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205. And the replica egg
caused a meltdown.
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206. Carl, your stroke
of stupidity
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207. has saved us all.
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208. Yup.
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209. Just one last piece of business
to take care of:
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210. who wants the last lemon chewy?
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211. Anyone? Anyone?
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212. Come on, it's lemony.
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213. Come on, Carl,
show me what you got.
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214. Ow!
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216. Sun— check.
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217. Birds— check.
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218. Kids playing— check.
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219. Yes, sir, looks like
everything's hunky-dory
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221. Sweet leaping...
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222. Crabgrass!
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223. The defiler
of beloved lawns everywhere.
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224. My response must be
swift and brutal.
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225. Hey, Neutron.
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226. Just trimming the old hedges
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227. before they start
throwing off pollen.
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228. I'm going to need
my Lawnlopper back.
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229. Gee, I gave that thing
back weeks ago.
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230. You must have forgot.
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231. Forgot about my Lawnlopper 300
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232. Pro-Deluxe as seen on TV?
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233. I don't think so.
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234. It's probably
in your garage.
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235. Why don't you check?
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236. It's probably
in your garage.
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237. I already told you,
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238. I gave it back,
you wingding.
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239. And I'm telling you
you didn't, toolhog.
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240. Cheese-brain!
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242. Noodlehead!
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243. Just because my lawn
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and hard to manage...
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246. What? There's nothing
wrong with my lawn.
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247. Oh, please!
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248. Dandelions, gopher holes,
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249. and these tacky ceramic
lawn kitties— please!
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250. Oh, yeah?
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251. Well, what about
your stupid lawn ducks?
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252. They're
the laughingstock
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neighborhood.
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254. No, you put that down right now!
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255. Hey, look at me—
quack, quack, quack.
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256. I'm a stupid lawn duck—
quack, quack... whoops.
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257. Sir Quacksalot!
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258. Oopsy.
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259. That is the last straw,
Wheezer.
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260. From this point on,
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261. we are mortal enemies.
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262. Well, that goes double for me.
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263. Jimmy, send Carl home.
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264. From now on we'll have
nothing to do with him
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265. or anyone named Wheezer
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266. or anyone
who's ever wheezed.
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267. But, Dad,
Carl's my best friend.
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269. Come on, Carl.
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270. From now on
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271. the Wheezers
and the Neutrons
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273. You mean "nemeses."
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274. Don't correct
our ignorant enemy, son.
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276. The air out here is thick
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277. with the stench
of Wheezers.
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278. Bye, Jimmy—
I'll never forget you.
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279. Don't worry, Carl,
a feud can't last forever.
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280. Jimmy to Carl, Jimmy to Carl.
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281. Are you receiving me?
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282. Sure thing, Jimmy.
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283. I'm ready for our game
of holographic StarToad.
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284. Have at you, then!
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285. Aha! I knew it.
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286. Carl, I have nothing
against you personally,
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287. but this is
a Wheezer-free home now.
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288. Bye, Jimmy.
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289. Dad, this isn't fair.
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290. Now, son,
I know this is hard,
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291. but you'll make
other friends—
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292. non-Wheezer friends.
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293. But I want to
hang out with Carl.
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294. And sooner or later
I'll invent a way
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295. to get around
this feud.
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296. Hey, thanks
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297. Ow!
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298. Ow!
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299. Mom, I can't live like this.
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300. You've got to do something.
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301. Way ahead of you,
sweetie.
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302. Fathers can be
such sillyheads.
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303. That's why I baked
a brambleberry pie
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to the Wheezers.
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305. Of course, no one can stay angry
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306. when they're eating
one of your pies.
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307. They've never failed yet.
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this ridiculous feud
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in no time.
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310. Good ol' Mom.
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311. If anyone can get this mess
back to normal, it's her.
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312. Sheen, what were
you doing in there?
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313. I'm here to bring you
and Carl back together
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314. through my "Reach Out
and Touch a Friend" program.
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315. What is that?
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316. Well, for just
four bucks a month
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317. I'll secretly
deliver messages
between you and Carl.
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318. He's already selected
a rap-theme greeting
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319. for an additional
three cents a word.
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320. Please respond—
your friend, Carl."
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321. Four bucks, please.
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322. Look, Sheen, this
isn't necessary.
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323. My mom's over at Carl's
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324. patching up the feud
right now.
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325. Oh, sweet heaven!
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326. Oh, somebody,
get my back, get my back!
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327. You knew my husband
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328. was allergic
to brambleberry pie.
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329. You're just a dupe
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330. for that hateful
husband of yours.
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331. "Hateful"?
You take that back!
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332. Never, allergy-giver.
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333. Venon-spitter!
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334. She-witch!
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335. Hag-woman!
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336. Jimmy, I don't want you ever to
mention the word "Carl" again.
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337. Sheen, can you arrange
a meeting with Carl?
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338. You're in luck, Jimmy.
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339. I'm having a special this month
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340. on super-secret meetings.
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341. May I suggest
a Mexican bandito theme?
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342. Hi, Jimmy.
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343. Carl, please.
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344. We have to do this
by the book.
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345. Oh, sorry.
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346. Hola, Señor Cactus,
¿qué tal?
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get on with this?
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348. Whatever, it's your money.
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349. It's really good
to see you, Carl.
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350. Do you have
the components I need?
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351. Sure, Jimmy.
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352. Here's the perpetual
motion gyro top
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353. you gave me last year.
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354. And here's
the non-sucking,
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355. hydraulic loopy straw
you gave me.
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356. Great— my dad thinks
he's cut me off from technology,
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357. but he forgot about Goddard.
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358. By combining these
with extra parts from Goddard,
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359. I'll devise a choloro-plastic
crabgrass excelerator.
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360. Jimmy, our dads
hate crabgrass.
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361. Exactly.
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362. Faced with an outbreak
of crabgrass,
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363. they'll have to forget
their feud to save their lawns.
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364. This ought to do the trick.
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365. After all, science has
never let us down before.
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that meteor hit us?
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368. And the time science blocked out
the sun and nearly...
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369. Okay, okay— science almost
usually never lets us down.
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370. Ready guys?
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371. Wait.
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372. There's something
we got to get settled.
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373. Okay, for contacting Carl,
that'll be $3.75,
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374. delivering the message
in Spanish, six pesos.
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375. So, carry the one...
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376. Come on.
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377. Okay, guys, here we go.
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378. Holly jumping catfish!
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379. Great stinking bananas!
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380. Oh, this is all
your fault, Wheezer!
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381. Oh, no—
the crabgrass started
on your lawn, Neutron.
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382. I guess
this neighborhood
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nice things.
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an infestation this big
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387. Never! No lawn is worth that.
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in pickle juice
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390. Ditto!
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391. Good-bye, old friend.
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392. Avenge you I will!
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393. Drat.
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394. Wedgied by
science again.
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395. No!
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my friendship
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end like this.
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399. Don't!
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400. We need more crabgrass...
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401. More!
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a muta-genic growth cycle
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404. Sugarbooger, we need
pruning power, pronto!
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405. Mother! Get the weed spray!
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407. Take that, and this.
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408. And that, and more of this.
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411. Thank goodness
you boys are all right.
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that the feud is over?
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413. And Carl and I
can be friends again?
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414. Well, the Wheezers
and the Neutrons
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416. But we'll just have to learn
to get past them
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my Lawnlopper.
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428. Okay, okay.
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429. I just remembered.
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430. Sam at the Candy Bar paid me
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431. to send a message
to Mr. Neutron
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432. and he's chosen
a festive polka theme.
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433. That'll be four bucks, please.
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