The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 2x1

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Rob Paulsen as Principal Willoughby / Mummy #2 / Narrator / Instructor (voice) • Debi Derryberry as Mummy #1 (voice) • Jeffrey Garcia as Mummy #3 (voice) • Andrea Martin as Ms. Fowl (voice) • Carolyn Lawrence as Cindy Vortex (voice) • Crystal Scales as Libby Folfax (voice)

Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal.

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1. Gotta Blast!

2. Help!

3. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

4. and NICKELODEON

5. Live. Live. Live!

6. Oh, sorry, Carl.

7. I-I couldn't bring your goldfish back to life.

8. Goodbye, Swimmy.

9. I'll miss you, boy.

10. Why must the good die young?

11. I thought re-stimulating his brain

12. with my new electro-life device would bring him back.

13. But I guess not.

14. Jimmy, uh, we might have a pop quiz today.

15. Can I "stimpulate" my brain?

16. No.

17. This goes in the "Neutron Failed Experiments" file.

18. Can I have it as a souvenir?

19. The smooth, cold texture reminds me of Swimmy.

20. Ah, sure, Carl.

21. I feel your pain, brother.

22. So, are you going to stuff Swimmy

23. or freeze him or flush him down the toilet?

24. Sheen!

25. Come on, guys.

26. We got to go.

27. It's the circle of life, Carl.

28. Everything dies.

29. Except Ultra Lord!

30. He shall never die!

31. He lives forever.

32. Nothing can kill him.

33. It'll be okay, Carl.

34. School will get your mind off Swimmy.

35. I know. I'll feel better

36. as soon as I see Miss Fowl's sweet, smiling face.

37. Today we will watch

38. part one of Ken Burns' 97-hour documentary

39. on the history of mummies.

40. Yawn.

41. I'd rather chew off my own foot.

42. No, I want to check this out.

43. My family tree goes back to Egypt.

44. Mummies are cool.

45. Butch, would you get the lights?

46. Sure thing, Teach.

47. Thank you.

48. I don't want to see videos of mummies.

49. I want to see real mummies.

50. Oh, I don't.

51. They might rise from the dead and attack us.

52. "Dear Ahmedia,

53. "Today I moved a one-ton bolder

54. across the broiling desert sands."

55. "Then I had lunch.

56. Then they cut my tongue out."

57. What am I doing sitting here?

58. I'm a science genius.

59. Who's up for a quick trip to Egypt?

60. What could be more boring than going with you to Egypt?

61. "Tonight I will tell stories around the fire.

62. This will be difficult without my tongue."

63. Let's roll.

64. ( quietly ): I'll go home and get my hover car

65. and meet you guys in back of the school.

66. But what if we get caught?

67. ( quietly ): We're not going to get caught.

68. Oh!

69. Going somewhere, students?

70. To, uh...

71. Uh, y-yeah.

72. We're on our way to...

73. To Egypt.

74. What?

75. That Carl.

76. ( laughs ) What a jokester.

77. He meant to say we're on our way

78. to the... school tanning salon.

79. The school tanning salon?

80. Well, have fun.

81. Oh, and don't fall asleep.

82. I did once and I ended up

83. looking like a big old lobster.

84. I swear, I was, like, "Melt up some butter

85. and break out the shell crackers!"

86. ( laughs ) Just toasted.

87. Quick thinking, Sheen.

88. Yeah, well, you know what they say:

89. lies are just friends you haven't met yet.

90. Come on, let's go.

91. Uh, guys...

92. my mom doesn't allow me to get tan.

93. Guys, we can't leave school.

94. It's ditching.

95. It'll go on our permanent record.

96. Carl, how many times do I have to tell you?

97. Your permanent record is just a myth,

98. like the Loch Ness monster or North Dakota.

99. All aboard for Egypt.

100. Did you guys know

101. I'm related to Cleopatra?

102. No. Why don't you tell us for ten millionth time?

103. I'm related to the guy that invented baseball.

104. Wow. Really?

105. Oh, wait, did I say baseball?

106. I meant spray-on eyebrows.

107. Light speed to Egypt.

108. This better not be like the time you took us

109. to the center of the earth

110. and all we found was hot dirt.

111. Oh, come on, guys.

112. This is going to be a great adventure.

113. We're going to find the lost tomb of Queen Howsaboutislapya.

114. Wow.

115. That cloud kind of reminds me of Swimmy.

116. Uh, Carl, get a new pet.

117. Like a pit bull or a wolverine

118. or a friendly little alien from another planet

119. you can display like a freak

120. and exploit for a million dollars.

121. Did you take your medicine this morning?

122. Maybe.

123. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot.

124. Prepare for landing.

125. land of the pharaohs,

126. land of the great River Nile.

127. Land of this place stinks.

128. Where's the mall?

129. And this dry air is definitely not doing

130. this girl's skin any favors.

131. Does anybody know where the little sheik's room is?

132. Swimmy would have loved it here.

133. Don't worry, guys.

134. I'll be locating the lost tomb in no time—

135. quicker than you can say, Tutankhamen.

136. Jimmy...

137. I've been saying "Tutvanhalen"

138. for three hours.

139. Can I stop now?

140. Way to go, Neutron.

141. You haven't found anything.

142. I'd rather be in school.

143. I don't understand it.

144. I can't seem to find the lost tomb.

145. Duh! That's why they call it the "lost tomb,"

146. not the here- it-is tomb:

147. "come inside and have a milkshake."

148. Oh, Swimmy loved milkshakes.

149. Let's go home.

150. I need to apply some emergency skin care products.

151. And so ends another chapter

152. of the boring and stupid adventures of Jimmy Neutron.

153. But, guys, we're here

154. in an exotic, distant, foreign land.

155. We might as well have some fun.

156. Fun?

157. Yeah, right.

158. Let's have a party in this beautiful spot.

159. Party?

160. Uh, Jimmy... where's the bathroom?

161. All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.

162. Sand...

163. Yeah.

164. W-What's the matter with Jimmy?

165. He's got desert fever.

166. Curse you, cruel desert.

167. You've taken another victim in your sandy clutches.

168. We must put him out of his misery.

169. How?

170. There's only one way.

171. Let's have an Egyptian beach party.

172. I'm in.

173. Always be prepared for any eventuality.

174. All my life I've wanted to go

175. to an authentic Egyptian beach party.

176. Jimmy... what's happening?

177. The increased air friction has created

178. a high-intensity displacement

179. of the ground covering...

180. Cut to the chase.

181. Sandstorm!

182. Is everybody all right?

183. Uh, Jimmy, I've got sand in a very uncomfortable place.

184. Okay, Neutron, once again you blew it big time.

185. Hey, Jumblehead, I'm yelling at you.

186. Pay attention.

187. What are you looking at?

188. The entrance to the lost tomb

189. of the Queen Howsaboutislapya.

190. You think there's a bathroom

191. in there?

192. We shall now enter the lost tomb

193. and see what has been unseen for 3,000 years.

194. Shouldn't we, like, call

195. National Geographic or Harvard?

196. Or Harrison Ford?

197. Oh, no.

198. I'm not going in there.

199. There's no steps, there's no handrail,

200. there's no souvenir shop.

201. Uh-uh, I'm staying out here.

202. Okay, Carl, you stay and keep watch in case a marauding band

203. of bloodthirsty grave robbers shows up.

204. Wait for me!

205. Okay, are things going to, like, jump out at us

206. and... and scare us?

207. No, Carl, everything in here is dead.

208. Oh, that's good, 'cause...

209. Dead things?

210. Uh, I'm allergic to dead things.

211. Don't worry, Carl.

212. Nothing's going to hurt you.

213. I don't believe it.

214. It can't be.

215. But it is.

216. It's...

217. It's Queen Howsaboutislapya!

218. Smoking! I'd be her king in a Retroville minute.

219. She looks just like...

220. Me?

221. No.

222. Me.

223. Wow, Libby!

224. Maybe she's your great-great-great great-great...

225. great-great-great grandmother!

226. I'm royalty.

227. Oh, boy, here we go.

228. "Queen Libby's in the house."

229. Hey... maybe this whole place belongs to me.

230. I could turn it into a hot little dance club/restaurant/

231. boutique/water park...

232. Hey, Jimmy.

233. Somebody wrote on the walls.

234. They're going to get in trouble.

235. No, no, Carl.

236. Those are hieroglyphics:

237. the ancient Egyptian art of picture writing.

238. Hey— I saw this

239. in Ultra Lord versus the Mutant Pus-Spitting Mummy.

240. I can read this stuff.

241. Yeah, right.

242. "The queen flew

243. "on the wings of an eagle.

244. "She had a VCR, but wanted a DVD

245. "and the gods sent munchkins

246. to hypnotize her water-skis,"

247. "so she took her peanut butter sandwich for a walk.

248. The end."

249. Wow, Sheen.

250. That was amazing!

251. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

252. Excuse me.

253. My watch has a Sanskrit-to-English translator

254. with a Rosetta Stone upgrade.

255. The queen was only 18 when she died.

256. Why must the good die young?

257. "Whosoever disturbs my resting place

258. "shall endure eternal punishment

259. "and pain shall erupt from every pore,

260. and their screams shall be heard down the centuries..."

261. Get to the point, Doofus of Arabia.

262. It's just a silly curse, and there's no such thing as curses.

263. Oh, so they're like the Loch Ness Monster and North Dakota.

264. Hey, guys— I think I found the bathroom.

265. It smells like a bathroom.

266. I wish I had one of those deodorizer things

267. you hang in the car from the mirror.

268. Lemon or strawberry?

269. Thanks, Carl.

270. Hey! Why do you carry those around with you?

271. 'Cause.

272. Follow me.

273. Oh, I bet something really bad's going to happen.

274. With Nerdtron leading the way, it's a pretty safe bet.

275. Man ( on television ): Up and two and feel the burn.

276. Yes, I feel the burn.

277. Oh, baby, do I feel the burn!

278. Come on! Oh, yeah!

279. Wait a minute.

280. We don't have a tanning salon.

281. I, for one, am deeply disappointed.

282. It's just a big, empty room.

283. Well, the pyramid designers

284. sometimes built hundreds of empty chambers

285. to confuse grave robbers.

286. So they'd wander aimlessly for days, until they...

287. You got ten seconds to get us out of here.

288. Guys... I'm kind of tired.

289. Can we take a nap?

290. A nap?

291. Come on, Carl.

292. Why don't we burp you

293. and change your diaper while we're at it?

294. Hey.

295. Where's Carl?

296. Help!

297. Oh, man!

298. This is hard.

299. And those mimes make it look so easy.

300. There must be a secret button.

301. Or maybe a password opens it.

302. No problem.

303. Open sesame.

304. Abracadabra.

305. Mick-a-mick-a-hi, mick-a heinie-heinie-ho!

306. Shama-lama ding-dong!

307. A-wop-wop-a-loo-wop, a-wop-bam-boom.

308. Well, that's all I got.

309. Okay, um, I don't like it in here!

310. Snakes!

311. A desert full of sand,

312. stretching as far as the eye could see...

313. Miss Fowl, some of your students have gone AWOL!

314. I'll get to the bottom of this if it takes me the rest...

315. Sand, sand and more sand.

316. So much sand, you really wouldn't believe it.

317. Carl, we're coming to get you!

318. Don't worry, you'll be fine!

319. He's history, huh?

320. Spice jars!

321. If we can gather up

322. enough kaffir lime leaves and dry mustard powder,

323. I can ignite them and blow the door open.

324. Where do you learn all this stuff?

325. That I learned at the library.

326. Oh.

327. And the library is a...?

328. Okay, nice snakes.

329. Pretty snakes.

330. Um, go away, please.

331. Y-You don't want to bite me with your long, sharp fangs

332. and inject poison into my bloodstream.

333. ( panting ): Thanks, guys.

334. I thought I was going to be snake food.

335. Okay, this field trip is over.

336. How are you going to get us out of here, Mr. Tour Guide?

337. We don't want to get out of here.

338. Okay, Jimmy's lost it.

339. I elect myself leader.

340. Everybody start crying and yelling.

341. No, guys.

342. Look.

343. The queen's burial chamber.

344. Get ready to see a real, live mummy.

345. Hey, Jimmy.

346. Was the queen going to have a garage sale?

347. The Egyptians believed in an afterlife,

348. so they preserved their bodies

349. and buried them with their furniture, jewelry, pets...

350. Man, those ancient Egyptians were a bunch of whack jobs.

351. But in case they're right,

352. bury me with my Ultra Lord collection.

353. Well, guys, this was fun.

354. Okay, let's all leave in a quiet and orderly fashion

355. before we see something really scary, like...

356. Mummies!

357. Shh— stand still.

358. I'll find my torch.

359. Ow! That's not your torch.

360. Sorry.

361. Hey, Jimmy.

362. I still got your electro-life thingy

363. that makes a light.

364. Found it!

365. Now lets take a look at those mummies.

366. J-Jimmy, the mummies are looking at us.

367. Impossible.

368. They're moving.

369. I did it!

370. Yeah!

371. My electro-life works!

372. I can bring the dead back to life.

373. All right!

374. You trampled all over the laws of nature!

375. Way to go!

376. Yeah, terrific.

377. Now a bunch of dead guys

378. wrapped in toilet paper

379. are going to kill us.

380. Um, guys, I suggest we...

381. ( screaming ): run!

382. Jimmy... next time you invite me anywhere,

383. remind me to say no.

384. Let's hope there is a next time!

385. Hey! Guys!

386. I'm related to your queen.

387. Ah! Oh, wait! No!

388. Here.

389. We can hide.

390. Ow.

391. So, this is how it ends.

392. Playing hide-and-get-killed in a tomb in Egypt.

393. Why must the good die young?

394. They're coming this way.

395. Everybody stay quiet.

396. Uh, Jimmy, now would be a real good time

397. for one of your brain blasts.

398. Think... think.

399. She looks just like...

400. Me?

401. No. Me.

402. Brain blast!

403. Libby, quick, I need you!

404. Oh, why, Jimmy, this is so sudden.

405. Hey, what's going on?

406. It's the desert love curse

407. working its evil ways on Jimmy's heart.

408. Libby, you look like the queen.

409. If you pretend to be her,

410. maybe the mummies will obey your commands.

411. That's the stupidest, most idiotic idea I've ever heard.

412. But I love doing makeovers.

413. Let's do it.

414. Let me do her hair!

415. Let me do her hair!

416. I got nails.

417. Stop!

418. Halt?

419. Yo, dead guys!

420. Your queen orders you to cool it!

421. Now, I'm your queen.

422. Bow down to my queenly queenliness!

423. Oh, great— you stopped the mummies,

424. but you've created a new monster.

425. Let me hear you say, "Yeah."

426. Yeah!

427. Say, "Oh, yeah."

428. Oh, yeah.

429. "Uh-huh, uh-huh."

430. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

431. Now raise the roof and shake your booty!

432. Uh, Libby, I know you're having a moment,

433. but we do have a situation here.

434. Right, right, right— sorry.

435. I command you to sleep for five...

436. Ten!

437. Ten trillion more years!

438. Sleep tight,

439. don't let the scarab bugs bite.

440. Carl, give me the electro-life.

441. Why, Jimmy?

442. Some things should not see the light of day.

443. For who am I, a mere mortal,

444. to alter the very laws of mortality?

445. Good thing we're in a tomb,

446. because you're boring us to death.

447. I found the bathroom!

448. Ow!

449. Why must the good get hit on their heads?

450. Farewell, cruel desert.

451. Don't forget to write.

452. You know, I think I'm down with this new look.

453. I'm going to keep it.

454. So do we have to address you

455. as "Queen Libby" from now on?

456. No, "Your Mighty Fine Royal Fabulousness" will do.

457. Mach speed to Retroville!

458. And the Nile continued to flow

459. on and on and on and on and on and on and on... ( students snoring )

460. Miss Fowl, we're back!

461. Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl!

462. What?

463. Where have you children been?

464. I want the truth!

465. And I'll have none of this "tanning salon" business.

466. Uh, did I say we were going

467. to the tanning salon?

468. I meant, uh... uh, the bathroom.

469. Oh, well...

470. all right then.

471. In Egypt— and Libby got to be a queen,

472. and mummies chased us

473. and we discovered a lost tomb...

474. Leaving school without permission—

475. that's ten demerits!

476. And for discovering a lost tomb...

477. extra recess all this week!

478. Whoo-hoo!

479. Hey, Jim, I just thought of something.

480. If your electro thingy worked on the mummies,

481. maybe it worked on Swimmy!

482. Well, I hate to admit it, but I guess

483. that was a pretty cool adventure, Neutron.

484. Aw, thanks, Cindy.

485. But I bet the next one stinks!

486. Well, who says I'm going to invite you?

487. Well, who says I'd even go?

488. Who says I'd want you to go?

489. I wouldn't go!

490. I wouldn't let you go.

491. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

492. and NICKELODEON