The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 1x8

Directed by Mike Gasaway

Rob Paulsen as Squid (voice) • Jeffrey Garcia as Fish (voice) • Candi Milo as Female Fish (voice) • Crystal Scales as Libby Folfax / Chuck (voice) • Andrea Martin as Ms. Fowl (voice)

Jimmy and Cindy are forced to collaborate on a science project involving hidden treasure.

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1. Gotta Blast!

2. Help!

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5. And so, in 1851

6. physicist Jean Foucault hung a pendulum

7. from a 200 foot wire— much as I've done here—

8. and proved the Earth revolves.

9. Um, excuse me, Miss Fowl

10. might I suggest that in the future

11. oral reports should be shorter

12. than the life of the person they're about?

13. Speed it, speed it up, Jimmy.

14. Because the Earth's rotating beneath the pendulum

15. any moment now the first domino will move in front of it

16. and be knocked over.

17. Cool. When's it going to knock over another one?

18. In exactly one hour.

19. 15 seconds, Jimmy.

20. Uh, okay.

21. He was born poor...

22. Five, four, three, two, one.

23. Time's up.

24. Nick...

25. your report, please?

26. Yeah, Nick.

27. All right, Nick.

28. Yeah, Nick.

29. Can I, uh, get some atmospheric lighting here?

30. In July '97, three normal kids from our town

31. heading home from an all-night swim meet

32. decided to take a shortcut through the theme park.

33. So they hopped the fence.

34. They may have heard the rumors, but they were all too smart

35. to believe in... the Phantom of Retroland.

36. Everybody knows about the Phantom.

37. He wears a long, black cape.

38. He has a Genoa salami for a right leg

39. and he stalks the park after dark

40. looking for victims to eat.

41. Here's an artist's drawing

42. of what he looks like.

43. None of them were ever seen again.

44. That's my history report.

45. Okay, in the first place

46. who ever heard of an all-night swim meet?

47. Secondly

48. how do we know Billy's alleged last words

49. if no one ever saw him again?

50. And if Mr. Phantom's so hungry

51. why doesn't he just eat his salami leg?

52. The whole thing's a myth.

53. An urban legend.

54. How small-minded can you be

55. to try to ruin someone else's

56. well-researched and fascinating report?

57. Yeah, there you go.

58. Excuse me?

59. Isn't a basic rule of history supposed to be

60. that it's about stuff that, oh, I don't know...

61. actually happened?

62. Jimmy, um, your rambling was really cool and everything

63. but are you sure you're not, I don't know

64. maybe a little jealous

65. 'cause Mr. Fouc-Fouc... Forpa never ate nobody?

66. Every thinking person

67. knows the Phantom's just a fable.

68. Oh, obsess, why don't ya?

69. You're only putting down Nick because

70. despite all your logic

71. you're just as scared of the Phantom

72. as everyone else.

73. No kid who goes to Retroland after midnight

74. has ever been seen again.

75. Tha... that-that is so patently ridiculous

76. it doesn't even deserve...

77. A what? A 600-page report

78. on how ridiculous it is in French?

79. So, Neutron, I guess you wouldn't be afraid

80. to go to the park at midnight.

81. You know, say, if I was to, uh, triple-dog dare you?

82. Don't do it, Jimmy.

83. With you dead, I'll be picked last in volleyball.

84. Fine. I'll go tonight.

85. And I'll be in class tomorrow

86. completely unharmed.

87. How will we know you were really there?

88. Because I'll take Sheen and Carl as witnesses.

89. Sheen, the Phantom of Retroland's

90. going to rip us limb from limb and eat us.

91. Say something!

92. You ever notice how Jimmy's hair

93. is like one of those gum massager things?

94. It's all swirly and...

95. What?

96. Would you like some more milk to help you get to sleep?

97. No, thanks, Mom.

98. I find it more soothing to mentally calculate

99. the Martin's function for all integers through ten

100. to the 30th power.

101. I list all the types of pie, in alphabetical order

102. starting, of course, with cherry.

103. Uh, what about apple, dear?

104. Oh, I forgot apple!

105. Oh, and blueberry. Blueberry, yes!

106. And boysenberry, banana cream

107. banana coconut cream, Boston cream. Right.

108. Um, black forest, marmalade, um

109. bing cherry

110. black cherry...

111. Activate hologram projector.

112. Image select.

113. Skip to Jimmy asleep.

114. "Dear Jimmy.

115. "I can't come with you tonight, as I have decided to join

116. "the French Foreign Legion.

117. This is a decision I do not make lightly, as I h..."

118. H-Hi, Jimmy.

119. I thought you said 11:30.

120. Well, you'd have surely been

121. on a plane to Algeria by then, Carl.

122. Glad you could make it, Sheen.

123. How'd you sneak out?

124. Oh, I just told my grandma

125. that I had to go to a deserted theme park

126. to be eaten by a maniac.

127. She told me to wear clean underwear.

128. Let's hop the fence.

129. Hop the...? Uh, gee, sorry, I can't, Jim.

130. You know, some people can't whistle

131. some people can't snap their fingers.

132. Well, I can't hop.

133. So, darn it, I guess I'll have to go home.

134. Bye... It's an expression, Carl.

135. We're going through the fence

136. thanks to my oxidation accelerator.

137. Voila.

138. The equivalent of 200 years of rust.

139. Oh, Mr. Phantom!

140. Yoo-hoo!

141. Tasty children, right here.

142. Don't Jimmy.

143. It's one minute to midnight!

144. Where are you?

145. Maybe he's on daylight mania time.

146. What's that?

147. My autograph book.

148. The Phantom's going

149. right here next to my dad.

150. And Santa Claus.

151. Hey, wait a minute.

152. Strangest thing.

153. The Jimster's in his room, but, uh, so is his playground.

154. Ooh, I keep telling him to empty his socks

155. before he comes home.

156. Uh, no, no, no, monkey pants.

157. I'm talking about

158. his entire playground's in his room.

159. I wonder what order he'll eat us in.

160. He's kidding, Carl.

161. No one's going to eat us.

162. Three, two, one, midnight.

163. Hah! We did it!

164. We took a hypothesis

165. constructed a scientific protocol

166. and conclusively proved it false.

167. Take that, Nick and all of your ilk.

168. You know what I smell, Jimmy?

169. Victorious truth

170. rising above the ashes of superstition?

171. No.

172. Salami.

173. Stand your ground.

174. It's obviously a trick.

175. Could you sign this, "To Sheen.

176. With admiration and affection," please?

177. He's not real.

178. He's a mythical construct.

179. Hey, better safe than swallowed, Jimmy.

180. Oh, he'll just climb in.

181. Not if we're moving.

182. Ha, ha!

183. Try and get us now, Mr. Deli-Item Leg.

184. Uh, Sheen?

185. What?

186. It's only a three-minute ride.

187. Wow, usually when I get on these kind of rides

188. I get real s...

189. Never mind.

190. Looks like I have to show you

191. how a myth fares when it faces the withering light of science.

192. How?

193. I'm going to repeat

194. Foucault's classic experiment.

195. And what, bore him to death?

196. Goddard, laser beams.

197. Cut the guardrails off the ride's axis.

198. What is this ride if not a giant pendulum?

199. Now that it's swinging freely

200. the Earth will slowly rotate beneath it.

201. Ah-ha!

202. So?

203. So, imagine Mr. Phantom's a domino.

204. Huh?

205. Let's see how scary the Phantom is now.

206. Ew, what's that smell?

207. Shoe barf. Sorry.

208. Hey, hey, I know that voice.

209. Nick!

210. I should've known.

211. Boy, you really showed him. Wham!

212. Now let's beat it before the real Phantom shows up.

213. Sheen, there is no real Phantom.

214. I beg to differ.

215. What's that smell?

216. You mean your salami leg

217. his salami leg, or Carl's shoes?

218. It's only Cindy and Libby.

219. But why?

220. Why?

221. 'Cause nobody likes a smug, smart-alecky, badly coifed

222. other-person's-class- report-ruining know-it-all!

223. Everybody knows the stupid Phantom's a myth.

224. Only you would ruin everyone's fun

225. by being so pedantic about it.

226. Ah, leaving so soon, huh?

227. What's that smell?

228. You mean your salami leg, their salami leg

229. his salami leg, or Carl's shoes?

230. All right, whoever you are, the joke's over.

231. Jimmy, what about science?

232. Science, shmience.

233. Run for your life!

234. Ooh, that'll teach that little dickens

235. to use his hologram projector to sneak out after bedtime.

236. Let's go, Hugh.

237. Coming.

238. Hey, booger of my eye, I think I got 'em all—

239. every single pie between apple and cherry.

240. Look at my list.

241. What about blackberry?

242. Oh, blackberry, sure.

243. Tip of the cap, there, Mr. Phantom-Face Terrifying Guy.

244. Uh...

245. Hey, Jimmy, are you in there?

246. I brought my new hamster, Mr. Wuggles, over.

247. Want to see him?

248. He's so cute.

249. Kinda busy, Carl.

250. I'm working on my new teleportation pods.

251. When they're finished, I'll be able to transmit my atoms

252. between any two points in an instant.

253. Ooh... pretty lights.

254. I can explore a volcano in Hawaii

255. build a snowman in Iceland

256. and be back in time for lunch.

257. Hand me that plasma wrench, will you, Carl?

258. Huh?

259. Oh, sure thing, Jim.

260. Carl!

261. Carl, could you please control your hamster?

262. Mr. Wuggles, no!

263. Wuggle, wuggle, wug.

264. Uh... aah!

265. Whoa! Ow! Whoa!

266. Don't tell the others, but you're my favorite.

267. Hugh... Oh! Hi, honey.

268. Are you going to spend the entire day

269. with your duck collection?

270. Um, just a minute, doe-dumpling.

271. I'm finishing up the flock's monthly fluff and buff.

272. Well, I'm going shopping.

273. Why don't you spend some quality time with Jimmy?

274. It could be a special father-son day.

275. That's a great idea.

276. I used to have those with my aunty all the time.

277. Only... we called them "aunty-nephew days"

278. but it's probably the same basic idea.

279. We could go to the park.

280. We could, uh... eat cheese!

281. We could even go to Retroland.

282. I love those zig-zaggy lines.

283. They're so... not straight.

284. Oh, Hugh.

285. Okay, nice hamster.

286. Now, one last adjustment

287. on the Gulanic transducer, and...

288. Oh, boy.

289. Jimmy.

290. Jimbo.

291. Are you in there, scout?

292. Jimmy!

293. Your head's— furry and animal-like!

294. Looks soft, though, eh?

295. I was going to take you to Retroland

296. but maybe we should call your mother.

297. Oh, I get it, I get it.

298. It's just another one of your crazy experiments, isn't it?

299. It'll wear off, right?

300. One twitch for yes, two twitches for no.

301. Be careful, now, don't gnaw on the shirt.

302. Man.

303. Ugh! I'm putting on weight.

304. I got to lay off the snickerdoodles.

305. Leaping leptons!

306. What have I done to myself?

307. Oh, this is awful! Horrible!

308. Hey... I could never reach that spot before.

309. Aw, nice.

310. Aw, yeah...

311. Easy there, boy.

312. It's me, Jimmy.

313. When I teleported with Carl's hamster

314. we must have gotten our atoms mixed.

315. All we have to do is find Mr. Wuggles and...

316. Uh-oh.

317. Hey, no! No...

318. Oh!

319. My own dog thinks I'm a hamster.

320. It's a good thing the human part of me is completely in control.

321. It's going to take every ounce of brainpower I have to...

322. Are those nuts I smell?

323. Listen to everybody scream.

324. These rides must be scarier than I thought.

325. What the...?

326. Let me out! Let me out of here!

327. What a bunch of scaredy-pants.

328. I dib the front car.

329. Uh, don't eat before you get on the ride.

330. Uh... hamster sense tingling.

331. So close.

332. Ah-ha!

333. Mom?

334. That was close.

335. Carl, Sheen!

336. Oh, man, am I glad to see you guys.

337. I don't believe it.

338. Jimmy! You're like a hamster...

339. or gerbil... or dolphin, or something.

340. Isn't he adorable?

341. Aw... who's a cute little hamster?

342. Oh, he's a fat one.

343. I've got his belly, yes I do.

344. Come on, Carl, let me hold Jimmy.

345. Okay, just be careful.

346. Oh, it's just like Episode 346

347. "Attack of the Mighty Bird People."

348. Check it out.

349. "I am Hamster Lord.

350. "I must gnaw on your planet's energy to survive.

351. Resistance is futile."

352. Stop it, Sheen.

353. Jimmy's not some kind of plaything!

354. Aw, who's got little pawsies?

355. Who's got widdle pawsies?

356. That's right, Jimmy's got some, yes, he does.

357. You got problems, Carl.

358. All right, that's it!

359. Cut it out!

360. I'm not a hamster!

361. I'm a human being!

362. Uh, could you scratch under my chin again? Right there?

363. Oh, yeah... that's the ticket.

364. Now, listen, you two have got to help me find Mr. Wuggles.

365. It's the only way I can return to normal.

366. Return to normal?

367. But, Jimmy, you're so soft and cuddly.

368. Yeah!

369. And as Hamster Lord you could easily defeat

370. the Lettuce People of Nebula Seven!

371. Guys, focus!

372. Listen, sending Wuggles and me back through the teleporter

373. is the only way to de-scramble our atoms.

374. Now, can I count on you?

375. Yeah, I guess, sure. All right, sure.

376. Okay, here's the plan.

377. Great plan, Jimmy!

378. All right, stop your squeaking.

379. All right now, glove up.

380. Eyes on the ball.

381. Gaylord Perry taught me this one.

382. It's a knuckleball.

383. Ready?

384. Oh, whoops-a-daisy.

385. That's why they call it the knuckleball.

386. You got to keep the glove up, Jimmy.

387. This one's a split-seam fastball.

388. Oh! Rub some dirt in that, son.

389. Uh, um...

390. Y-you know, I'm really high in HDL cholesterol—

391. that's the bad kind.

392. A satellite dish!

393. Hey, what's that?

394. Yes!

395. If I could just punch in Goddard's homing code...

396. Mmm...

397. Oh, it's no good...

398. I'm done for!

399. Goddard!

400. Goddard, it's me. Huh?

401. Jimmy! Remember, I feed you, walk you

402. recharge your battery, huh?

403. Good boy.

404. I knew you wouldn't eat me.

405. Hey! Hey!

406. Huh?

407. It's Mr. Wuggles!

408. He was with my Dad the whole time.

409. Quick, Goddard, let's get back to the lab.

410. You know, maybe instead of eating Jimmy

411. the hawk will raise him like his own son.

412. Yeah!

413. Then Jimmy will be half hamster

414. half human, and half hawk!

415. Hi guys!

416. Oh, look, it's Jimmy.

417. Jimmy, we're coming!

418. Keep hope alive!

419. Jimmy!

420. Howdy, butter biscuit. Your menfolk are home.

421. Eww!

422. Eww! You get it out of here! Eww!

423. I am getting more traps.

424. Hang on, Jimbo, I'll get a pliers.

425. Do something, Jimmy

426. 'cause your Mom might hurt Mr. Wuggles.

427. Come on, think.

428. Think, think...

429. Hiya, Jimmy.

430. Brain blast!

431. Carl, hand me that hamster trail.

432. Sheen, get my magnifying ray.

433. I'm going to lure Mr. Wuggles back to the lab

434. with the one thing no hamster can resist.

435. Wugga, wugga, wugga, wug.

436. It's working.

437. Get ready, Carl.

438. Wugga, wugga, wugga, wug.

439. Now, Sheen! Initialize!

440. Jimbo, you out here?

441. Come on, now. Mom didn't mean to scare you.

442. Hugh, that was not our son.

443. That thing had fur and big teeth and whiskers.

444. I've been calling him "Furry Jimmy."

445. Hi, guys.

446. Hey, Jimbo!

447. You got your old head back.

448. I tried to tell your mother we had everything under control

449. but she never listens to me.

450. But I-I-I...

451. I am never leaving you two alone again.

452. Hmmph!

453. Well, I guess our little father-son day

454. was just what you needed, eh, son?

455. Uh, sure, Dad, if you say so.

456. I love you, Mr. Wuggles.

457. All right! A lizard!

458. If I use Jimmy's pods to switch bodies with it

459. I can be Lizard Lord!

460. Behold, my tongue of doom and tremble.

461. Tremble!

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