The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 1x7

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Megan Cavanagh as Judy Neutron / Hilgo (voice) • Mark DeCarlo as Hugh Neutron / TV Announcer (voice) • Rob Paulsen as Slick TV Pitchman (voice)

Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts.

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1. Gotta blast!

2. Help!

3. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

4. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS

5. Listen up!

6. What we have before us today is a race.

7. This race, once started, shall not stop for any reason.

8. If you trip, you will be trampled.

9. If you stumble, you will be trampled.

10. If you refuse to trample, you will be trampled!

11. On your mark...

12. Lungs... straining...

13. underwear... chafing...

14. Go, Sheen!

15. Ooh... I-I'm floating...

16. the light.

17. Yes, move toward the light. Oh...

18. Just passing through, Libby.

19. Hey, Sheen, have you seen my back?

20. No.

21. Well, check it out.

22. Hey!

23. You're going down, Neutron.

24. Oh, please, if you run half as well

25. as your report on the time-space continuum

26. I already beat you 2,000 years ago.

27. Take it to him, girlfriend!

28. You got it, Jimmy!

29. No pressure, but for the love of humanity...

30. don't lose!

31. Isn't that big head getting a little heavy, Neutron?

32. Ha-ha! That's really funny, Cindy.

33. After I cross the finish line

34. remind me to fake a laugh.

35. Hey, Jimmy, you know the only thing worse

36. than you losing this relay race?

37. What's that, Vortex?

38. Losing to a girl!

39. Quick, trample him! Trample him before he gets up!

40. You call that running?

41. My grandma's faster.

42. Race you to the lockers, Jimmy.

43. Ah, don't let it get you down, Jim-jam.

44. I lost all sorts of races when I was your age.

45. But I turned out okay, huh?

46. Well, sure, the tramplings left a scar or two

47. but I'm basically all right.

48. I think what your father's trying to say, Jimmy

49. is that losing's not important

50. as long as you try your best.

51. Look, this one's shaped

52. like President Grover Cleveland, in his second term.

53. Well, I've had enough losing for one week.

54. That's why, at this very moment, Shoebot is coating my sneakers

55. with a mixture of thermal-silicone

56. and my all-purpose, endlessly adaptable compound neutro-gunk.

57. The resulting combination should create a propulsive

58. yet frictionless environment around my sneakers

59. that will power me to victory.

60. But won't the combustion cycle become increasingly irregular

61. due to the inhibiting effect

62. of the silicon's thermal resistance?

63. Huh?

64. Don't worry, Mom.

65. It's just going to be one quick experiment—

66. but, oh, so satisfying.

67. Going to kick your butt twice in the same week, Nerd-tron.

68. They say pride goes before the fall, Vortex.

69. Yeah? All I know is I go before you.

70. Bye!

71. Here! Jimmy, now run like the wind!

72. You're a cheetah! You're an eagle!

73. Take it— seriously... run.

74. Um, Jimmy, you're supposed to run now.

75. Go, Neutron, come on!

76. Well, got to blast.

77. Little short of breath there, Vortex?

78. That's too bad.

79. Well, got to go. Bye.

80. Looks like there's still time for a purple flurp break.

81. Ah!

82. Come on, Vortex!

83. You still have a chance...

84. to be a loser!

85. Oh, look, a 1957 Van de Graaff electrostatic generator!

86. What? Who? Where?

87. I win!

88. That was amazing, Jimmy.

89. But I lost humiliatingly.

90. Yeah, but before that!

91. Uh-huh, you were going so fast

92. you were completely invisible!

93. Which you might want to stay all the time

94. because you're the laughingstock of the whole school.

95. Invisible, huh?

96. That just might come in handy.

97. Oh, hello, Mr. Squirrel.

98. Would you like to keep me company

99. while I eat my lunch?

100. Now to test how invisible I really am.

101. Well, I— who took my sandwich?

102. Oh, so that's your game, is it?

103. Well, Mr. I'm-Too- Good-For-Acorns

104. how'd you like a nice detention?

105. I am moving too fast to see.

106. Imagine the possibilities.

107. I could benefit all mankind!

108. Or I could totally get back at Cindy.

109. Yeah, I'm going to go with that.

110. Come on, Nissa, your turn.

111. Okay.

112. Ah, sweet revenge.

113. Whoa...!

114. Britney?

115. Um, I didn't do it!

116. Oh, I suppose the rope tripped me by itself?

117. Hey, what's going on?

118. Dude, you're not a dude!

119. Wait, I-I can explain, Nick.

120. See, I was jumping rope

121. and the jump rope came alive, and I just...

122. Oh...

123. Whoa!

124. Invisible Boy strikes!

125. This may be my greatest invention ever!

126. Think what I can do!

127. Think what I shouldn't do, but will do.

128. Think... wait a minute.

129. Something's wrong.

130. I can't stop! Oh, no!

131. Mom was right!

132. The combustion cycle is accelerating out of control!

133. Can't... get my shoes... off!

134. Must...

135. but, what if Ultra Lord found a baby llama

136. and he named it Carlito and he raised it

137. and taught it karate and how to fly?

138. Ultra Lord doesn't need a sidekick, Carl.

139. And if he did

140. there's no way it would be a llama sidekick

141. named Carlito!

142. Whoa! Whoa!

143. Wow, what the heck was that?

144. Carl... help! Stuck! I...!

145. Did you hear something?

146. Yea— uh... not-not if you didn't.

147. D-d-definitely not if you didn't.

148. Great, they can't see me or hear me.

149. I've got to communicate somehow.

150. Don't be alarmed or anything, Carl

151. but I think we may be in the presence

152. of a creature from the other side.

153. Of the playground?

154. No, I mean a spirit, a phantom, an apparition!

155. Oh... you mean like a person

156. that used to be a person

157. and then they died and now they're a ghost?

158. "Help Jimmy"?

159. Oh, no! He's got Jimmy!

160. What are we going to do, Sheen?

161. Uh, since we're just kids and this is a ghost

162. I suggest we run away as quickly as possible

163. screaming at the top of our lungs.

164. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa...!

165. I can't just keep running around and around forever.

166. Wait a minute, "running around"! That's it!

167. If I could spin around fast enough

168. my mass will become less dense

169. and, in theory, I could slip right out of my shoes.

170. Or I could end up a gelatinous mess

171. splattered all over the ground.

172. I really hope it's the first one.

173. Ah, perfect.

174. Let's see if it's working...

175. I'm lifting out of my shoes.

176. It is working!

177. I have never been so embarrassed in all my life.

178. And in front of Nick.

179. Oh, cheer up, girl.

180. With your grades

181. you can transfer to any school in town.

182. I just know Neutron's behind this.

183. When I see him...

184. We just saw a ghost!

185. Yeah, and it has Jimmy!

186. Good, it can keep him.

187. Boy, you really have some anger issues, don't you?

188. Whoa!

189. Hi, guys.

190. I'm back, and by the way, that wasn't a ghost.

191. It was me!

192. But once again, I've solved everything.

193. Ew...!

194. I thought Nerd-tron was hard to look at before

195. but this is disgusting.

196. Yeah, Jimmy, you're totally gross... yet somehow cool.

197. But completely nasty!

198. Yet strangely awesome.

199. What are you guys talking about?

200. Oh, my molecules haven't reassimilated.

201. Hey, look...

202. He's fun to poke.

203. Stop it, Carl!

204. No, it's fun.

205. Pick up a stick and poke him, Sheen.

206. Don't!

207. Wow, Jimmy, you finally invented something

208. we can all enjoy.

209. Yeah, this is better than a video game.

210. Stop it!

211. I could do this all day, and I think I will.

212. Okey-dokey, pokey-pokey!

213. I call it the Neutron encephalo-synthesizer.

214. It isolates and amplifies alpha brain waves

215. passes them through a 12-tone interpreter module

216. and outputs them in an audible frequency.

217. Uh, what was that first part again?

218. And that middle part?

219. And the end-y part, too.

220. Well, simply put

221. it translates your thoughts and feelings

222. into notes and rhythm.

223. And so, without further ado

224. I now present the musical stylings of my brain.

225. The feminine brain is a treacherous minefield, Carl.

226. Thanks for coming over to console me in my darkest hour.

227. Well, actually, I was hoping you'd help me

228. with my geometry homework.

229. Now, the triangles are the pointy ones, right?

230. Today was only the latest in a long line

231. of humiliating pranks Cindy's pulled on me.

232. If only I knew what she was thinking

233. I could catch her in the planning stage and...

234. Whoa!

235. I'll pull out the tone generator

236. and substitute a voice synthesizer...

237. Come on, work, work!

238. It works!

239. Hmm...

240. the ends of my fingers look like

241. little pink plums.

242. If I use headphones

243. Cindy will never know

244. I'm reading her every thought.

245. I wish I could try it tonight

246. and see if she's got something sneaky planned

247. for tomorrow.

248. Nick, um, um, I-I hate to bother you at home

249. but I'm stuck with these two dumb tickets for, um...

250. What was that band you liked again?

251. Oops, um, call waiting.

252. Don't go anywhere.

253. Hi, Cindy, uh, what you doing?

254. Neutron!

255. After I hang up, I'll be getting an unlisted number.

256. Hmm, no brain wave response.

257. Goddard, recalibrate to 3.8 Gigahertz.

258. I hope Brainzilla

259. isn't on to tomorrow's little surprise.

260. Ah, jackpot!

261. Oh, uh, yeah, I just phoned to see

262. if you had any special plans to humiliate me tomorrow.

263. Oh, no, don't tell me. He's found out about the—

264. Jimmy!

265. Are you okay?

266. If you can hear me, tell me the answers to 5-a through 11-c.

267. I mean, just so I know that you're okay.

268. Jimmy?

269. Hello?

270. I'm Cindy, and what are you doing in my room?

271. Where is my room

272. and what happened to my puffy pink nail polish?

273. Rejected!

274. Girl hair! Girl hair! Girl hair!

275. Vox, it's me! Let me in!

276. If you get garbage on my hair, I'll never forgive you!

277. What have you got to say for yourself?

278. Or myself? Or whoever you are?

279. Please don't put my hands on my hips!

280. Guys don't go that!

281. I'll put my hands anywhere I want to put my hands.

282. I'll skip to the doll shop, swinging my hips, like this.

283. No!

284. Then fix this, you idiot— now!

285. Absolutely!

286. I just need to tinker with it for a few hours.

287. We don't have a few hours.

288. School starts in 20 minutes.

289. You may have stolen my body and my clothes

290. but you're not ruining my perfect attendance record.

291. Now get my butt to class!

292. My ankles are freezing!

293. Why don't girls just buy pants that cover their legs?

294. Stop dragging my feet. Those are new shoes.

295. Look, if we just act like each other, nobody will ever know.

296. Look at me, everybody!

297. I sure am smart.

298. Admire my big, show-offy brain.

299. You think I spent enough hours on my hair this morning?

300. Hey, everybody, look at my ankles.

301. When will I get a pair of pants the right length?

302. Who knows?

303. Here he goes.

304. Oh, this one's going to be great.

305. He doesn't suspect a thing.

306. Oh, yeah, uh... today's practical joke.

307. Oh, so it's war, is it? Fine.

308. Look at me, everybody!

309. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a blue- faced, cross-eyed nosepicker.

310. Oh, yeah?

311. Listen to this.

312. Don't you dare.

313. How very ladylike of me.

314. Cindy, what happened last night?

315. You said something about an extra concert ticket

316. and then the line went dead.

317. I wouldn't go to a concert with you

318. if you were the last boy on Earth.

319. That's how stuck up I am.

320. Nick!

321. I mean, Nick, she doesn't mean that.

322. Quiet, children.

323. Pop quiz.

324. I hope you enjoyed your straight A's, Neutron,

325. 'cause they're a thing of the past.

326. "The ant is a member of the vegetable family."

327. "Name the planets:"

328. Farkle... Gub-Gub...

329. I would like an explanation

330. for these two disgraceful papers.

331. There's a simple explanation, Miss Fowl.

332. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a complete gabble-headed dipstick.

333. Huh?

334. But not as big a dipstick

335. as you are, Miss Fowl.

336. and if I don't get a month's worth of detention

337. for that, you're even dumber than you look.

338. Oh, yeah?

339. Well, how many detentions is this worth, Miss Fowl breath?

340. You think you could figure this out

341. sometime before I need to shave?

342. Hey, I want out of this badly dressed body

343. just as much as you do.

344. Badly dressed?

345. Do you know how long it took me to floss

346. your big, old beaver teeth last night?

347. And, uh, by the way

348. you start tomorrow at Hank's Weenie Barn.

349. Here's your weenie.

350. It's something I've wanted to do

351. all my life, Miss Fowl.

352. Attention!

353. Here's a list of all the boys in school

354. who make me, Cindy Vortex

355. feel all fuzzy inside.

356. Abraham "Mud-Face" Adler...

357. And I want more chores around the house...

358. Oleander...

359. And I want a meat log for Christmas...

360. Butch.

361. Okay, maybe not Butch.

362. And I'd like you to sell my bed

363. forcing me to sleep in the crawl space under the house

364. with the rats.

365. Are you sure about this, Cindy?

366. Yes, Cindy's Mother.

367. I'm glad the expensive outfits

368. I used to be so foolishly proud of

369. will now be clothing the needy.

370. Do we have to hide behind here?

371. Well, sorry, Jim

372. but we don't want to be seen talking to a girl.

373. Yeah, that's a mandatory five months

374. of people pointing at you going:

375. without the possibility of parole.

376. I've got to reverse this effect before...

377. Do these shoes make me look...

378. Oh, no, I'm starting to think like her.

379. At least you're thinking.

380. Ooh, conflict— got to go.

381. Look, we've spent all our time sniping at each other

382. and hardly any time finding a solution to our problem.

383. But I don't know how to generate enough power

384. to affect a simultaneous brain transference.

385. Unless...

386. unless I dump both our minds into a virtual brain pod.

387. "Dump our minds"?

388. Yeah, yeah— while our bodies are lying useless

389. we get the most trustworthy people we know

390. to sort our respective memories and abilities

391. into the correct heads.

392. Don't worry, Jimmy and Cindy

393. I'll put your minds back in the right places.

394. You can't even keep the gravy

395. inside your mashed potato volcano at lunch.

396. You expect me to let you put my brain back?

397. Cindy, don't worry.

398. I know your brain, and I won't let them

399. put any stupid boy stuff in it.

400. Okay, listen up, here.

401. When our brains are uploaded

402. all our memories will appear on that screen.

403. You three have to decide what belongs to who.

404. Don't give Cindy my astounding ability

405. to create and build pioneering technologies, okay?

406. Oh, yeah, like I'd want to invent a toilet in a briefcase.

407. Hey, hey, that could have been

408. an invaluable accessory for the traveling businessman.

409. Carl, throw the switch and shut them up.

410. Look, there's Jimmy's entire memory of the third grade.

411. And we drag that to the jimmy side.

412. "Supreme dislike of show-offy boys."

413. That's Cindy.

414. Oh, yeah.

415. "Ability to whistle."

416. Can Cindy whistle?

417. I don't know.

418. We gave Jimmy rapturous enjoyment of mustard.

419. Let's give Cindy whistling.

420. "Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys

421. "who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike..."

422. It's so confusing! Just throw that one away!

423. And... download.

424. Jimmy? Cindy?

425. Are you back in your heads?

426. I... I can't see my ankles.

427. Oh, no! He's blind!

428. No, Carl, I've got my own pants back.

429. I warn you, Neutron, if anything at all is wrong with my brain...

430. You mean other than what was wrong with it before?

431. I'll hit you so hard in the mouth

432. it'll wake up your dentist.

433. Did you, um, notice

434. when our brains were floating inside that thing together—

435. which was disgusting, by the way—

436. one of us was imagining us

437. walking down a country lane holding hands and, um, kissing?

438. Okay, I remember that, but it wasn't my brain thinking it.

439. Well, it sure as heck wasn't mine!

440. It must have been yours, Vortex, because it was not mine!

441. No, you just said...

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