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4. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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5. Ultra Lord's... log.
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6. Trapped on the planet
of incredible hotness.
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7. Water gone.
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8. Ultra-lips chapped.
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9. Can't... hold... out...
much... longer.
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10. Sheen, Sheen, please.
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11. It's too hot.
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12. Don't make us hurt you.
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13. Jimmy... I'm dying.
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14. Please tell Goddard to share.
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15. Hmm, if only there was some
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16. efficient way of cooling off.
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17. Hi, guys.
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18. Some day, huh?
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19. Yeah, sure, if you like,
you know
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20. dying and stuff, all hot.
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21. Well, I think
it's just wonderful.
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22. Well, do you guys
want to come in?
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23. Yeah.
I want to come in.
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24. I guess if
we have to.
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25. Wait a second.
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26. I think you forgot
one thing, Libby.
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27. What's that, Cindy?
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28. They have to admit
that girls are better than boys
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29. in every way ever in all history
and forever in the future.
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30. Uh...
Uh...
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31. Okay. Yeah, sure.
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32. Yeah, why not?
Hey, man.
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33. Oh, no, no, no.
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34. Hold it, you guys.
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35. Listen, come on,
don't degrade yourselves.
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36. Why not?
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37. It's okay, really,
Jimmy— it's hot.
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38. Lookit, I can fix this—
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39. I can— it's only hot weather.
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40. Okay, well, I'd better
apply more sunblock.
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41. Oh, look— it's SPF 50.
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42. Hmm. It says
for fair to albino skin.
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43. Sunblock.
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44. Carl!
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45. What?
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46. You're a genius.
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47. I am...
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48. I am?
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49. Well, I-I know I'm a genius,
Jimmy, but...
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50. what exactly did I come up with
again?
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51. Implementing your
sunblock idea, Carl.
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52. Listen, if SPF-50 can shield
your skin from the sun's rays
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53. then this quantumly enhanced
SPF-9000
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54. should shield the entire town.
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55. Oh, right!
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56. Well, just like I planned.
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57. Don't worry, boy,
it's just sunblock.
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58. What could happen?
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59. Now, once the heat flashes
and the nausea subside
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60. I'm good to go.
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61. Jimmy, you did it!
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62. You changed
the weather!
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63. Ooh, intense U.V. radiation
has made me delusional.
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64. I'm a monkey.
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65. O... kay.
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66. Let the games begin!
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67. You ready, guys?
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68. Yeah!
Yeah! Cool!
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69. Yeah...!
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70. We need a bigger hill.
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71. Here we... Oh!
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72. I'm all right.
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73. Here we... Ooh!
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74. Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
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75. Coming at you.
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76. Okay, Goddard.
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77. Mm, cold.
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78. How s-s-sad.
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79. Poor N-Neutron can't have
a good t-time
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80. unless he ch-changes
the weather.
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81. Isn't that s-s-sad?
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82. Libby?
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83. L-L-Libby?
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84. Wahoo!
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85. I gotcha!
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86. Yeah!
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87. 20 degrees, huh?
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88. No problem, boy.
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89. The sunblock should dissipate
in a few days.
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90. For once,
everything turned out perfect.
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91. Leaping leptons!
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92. Goddard, what's the temperature?
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93. Minus 30?
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94. Oh, no!
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95. I must have made
a tiny miscalculation.
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96. Carl's SPF-50.
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97. Do not quantumly enhance.
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98. Contents may cause
second Ice Age."
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99. They really ought to
put something like
that in bold print.
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100. Well, it seems quiet.
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101. Maybe Mom hasn't noticed
the weather yet.
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102. J-J-James Isaac N-Neutron!
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103. Haven't we warned
you about tampering
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104. with the unstable
structure of a
chaotic system?
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105. Well, I-I-I...
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106. I forgot.
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107. Now, Jim, this is serious.
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108. It's so f-freezing
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109. part of your mother's hair
chipped off.
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110. Of course, it's nothing
we can't even out
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111. with a little chisel here...
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112. Ooh!
Oh!
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113. I hope you know
how-how-how
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114. you're g-going
to reverse this...
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115. this... this...
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116. This, uh... bad weather thingy.
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117. I do.
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118. I will. I mean, I'm...
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119. Honestly, J-Jimmy, no heat
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120. no power,
no appliances.
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121. How will we live?
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122. What will we wear?
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123. I'm sorry, Mom.
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124. I'll find a way to fix things.
I promise.
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125. There. See, butter biscuit?
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126. Uh, Jimbo's going to f-find
a way to fix it, that's all.
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127. In the meantime,
we'll just have to adapt
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128. to this hostile,
savage environment.
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129. I better run.
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130. Me and the other dads
are off to hunt caribou.
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131. Spotted a big herd
up on Abner Boulevard.
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132. Got to keep fresh meat
on the table. Bye-bye!
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133. Holy Heisenberg, Goddard,
it really is a second Ice Age.
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134. Oh, I just hope no one else
figures out this was my fault.
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135. Thanks for telling everyone,
Sheen.
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136. I didn't know
it was a secret.
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137. Um... I sort of told
some people, too, Jim.
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138. Peer pressure.
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139. Now, now, children,
time for study group.
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140. Okay, who has any ideas
how we can escape
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141. being destroyed
by the freezing glacier
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142. that used to be Retroville?
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143. I know.
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144. The glacier is obviously angry
with Jimmy.
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145. If we feed Jimmy to the glacier
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146. maybe it'll be placated
and depart from us.
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147. Aw, Sheen!
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148. Aw, come on, Jimmy, I'm just
trying to be productive.
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149. Yeah!
Sacrifice!
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150. Sacrifice Jimmy!
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151. Children, children,
please!
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152. My goodness!
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153. We can't let a little nippiness
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154. turn us into a pack
of primitive subhumans!
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155. We must hold on to our dignity.
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156. We must stand erect
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157. look the word in the eye
and say...
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158. take boy to glacier.
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159. Yeah!
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160. I don't like it, boy.
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161. The colder it gets
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162. the more people revert
to their primal instincts.
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163. We may not have much time
before it becomes irreversible.
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164. One called Hugh.
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165. We have hunted since
the sun was high.
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166. Still, we have
sighted no prey.
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167. Shh.
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168. Looks like we got us a buck.
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169. No, wait, it's a buck-fifty.
Oh.
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170. Hey, it's Dad.
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171. Hey, Dad!
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172. Hoo-hoo!
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173. Look at the antlers on him.
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174. Ooh, there's going to be
caribou chilli tonight, boys.
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175. Uk, luk, luk, yeah!
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176. Uk, luk, luk, yeah!
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177. Ooh... caribou!
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178. Uk, luk, luk...
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179. Uk, luk, luk...
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180. Ooh... caribou!
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181. Uk, luk, luk...
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182. Psst! Hey, Jimmy.
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183. What is this?
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184. This is the lair
of the Carl clan.
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185. Pretty sweet, huh?
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186. Carl clan?
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187. Uh-huh.
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188. This weather is perfect
for big-boned people like me
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189. and soon the hunters
will move on.
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190. Then we of the Carl clan will
emerge from our long sleep
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191. and the land will belong
to the hefty!
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192. Long sleep?
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193. You-you mean hibernation?
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194. Uh-huh.
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195. And that's why
I'm bulking up on carbs.
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196. 'Cause I'll have
to feed off the extra weight
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197. until the spring.
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198. And when I emerge,
I will be fit, strong, and...
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199. my sunburn'll be gone.
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200. Sunburn.
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201. But I thought you had on
SPF-50.
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202. Well, I must have
sweated it off.
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203. Hey, I'm a real good sweater.
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204. That's it!
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205. You're brand of
sunblock isn't
waterproof.
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206. It dissolves
with water.
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207. Carl, you're
a genius!
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208. Yeah, tell me something
I don't know.
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209. Uk, luk, luk, yeah.
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210. Uk, luk, luk, yeah.
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211. Uk, luk, luk, yeah.
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212. Uk, luk, luk, yeah.
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213. No time to lose, boy.
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214. We've got to find some water.
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215. D-do you m-m-mind, Neutron?
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216. I'm t-trying
to enjoy my... p-pool.
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217. Don't waste your
time, sport.
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218. All the pipes
are frozen solid.
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219. Sweetie, eat your caribou
before it gets hard and icy.
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220. Mm-hmm.
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221. Come on.
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222. Think, think, think.
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223. Hey, I'm a real good sweater.
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224. Mind blast!
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225. Of course.
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226. Perspiration.
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227. With its high oil
and sodium content
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228. it doesn't freeze as fast
as ordinary water.
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229. But I'm going to need plenty
of sweat.
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231. I've selected
the three of you
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232. as you are the
most likely
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in town
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will provide
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probability
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236. of intense perspiration.
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237. Miss Fowl?
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238. It's working.
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239. Uh...
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240. I'm-I'm just not sweating.
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241. Oh, come on, Carl.
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242. You can do it.
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243. The whole town's depending
on you.
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244. You'll be a hero.
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245. Really?
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246. Okay.
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247. Yeah!
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248. Ew!
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249. You did it, child of she
who is my woman.
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250. Now you've given us
the gift of the sun.
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251. If only I could
give these guys
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252. the gift of
roll-on deodorant.
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253. Whoo!
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254. Uh, does anyone have
a scented towelette?
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255. And that's how
the sesame-encrusted breadstick
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256. came to the New World.
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257. Any questions?
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258. Class, wait!
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259. Don't forget to sign up
for Friday's talent show.
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260. And remember, it's not about
who's more talented.
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261. It's about winning
a very large and expensive
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262. solid gold trophy
for first place.
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263. I'm going to do my Emmy-caliber
water-spitting routine
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265. Oh, yeah? I'm going
to blow nose bubbles.
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266. That'll be cool, but you know
what I'm going to do?
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267. Algebra, in Latin.
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268. Hey, guys, we're
going to go sign up
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270. You should sign up, too.
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you have no talent.
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273. Riverstomp?
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275. Funny you should ask.
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276. Hit it, Seamus.
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277. Beat that, Neutron.
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278. We will.
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279. Carl, Sheen, and I
are taking home that trophy.
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280. Right, Sheen?
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281. Yeah! The trophy is ours.
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282. Right, Carl?
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283. No way. You girls
will definitely win.
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284. Carl!
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285. So, what are you lame-o's
going to do?
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286. Something stupid
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287. like blowing
nose bubbles?
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288. Or spitting water?
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289. Or doing algebra
in Latin?
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290. Actually, uh, our band
is going to play.
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291. You losers have a band?
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292. Yes, we have a band
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293. and we're going
to stomp your
Riverstomp.
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294. Oh, yeah?
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295. Well, we'll see on Friday.
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296. That's right.
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297. Oh, man, did they
ever make a mistake.
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298. With our power chords
and phat beats
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299. they're going to wish
they never... I mean...
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300. Hey. Wait a minute.
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301. We don't have a rock band.
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302. Yeah, we don't even
play any instruments.
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303. Or have any
discernible abilities.
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304. Guys, guys, guys.
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305. I got it under control.
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307. the Neutron Synchronous
Mind Instruments.
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308. Each one
has an internal computer
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309. that has downloaded
every note, every chord
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311. rhythm, and beat
ever played.
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312. All we have to do
is think the sound
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313. and the instruments
will do the rest.
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314. So, if we think it,
we can play it?
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315. Oh, baby.
I'm playing, I'm playing.
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316. Wow! I can do something!
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317. Somebody call my mom!
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318. You kids.
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319. Good luck tonight,
and remember—
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320. have fun with it.
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321. Hey, Jimmy, we need a name.
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322. How about The Mighty
Disciples of Ultra Lord?
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323. Oh, oh, hey, what about this?
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324. The Science Kings.
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325. Oh, I got a name,
and it's great.
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328. No.
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329. Yes.
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330. Okay. Well, um, maybe
we can mix them together.
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331. I know—
The Llama Lords of Science.
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332. All right!
Yeah, that's cool.
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333. One, two, three,
think!
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334. This can't
be happening!
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335. Nerd-tron actually rocks?
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336. My foot is tapping.
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337. Libby! We got to get
out of this place.
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338. I-I-I can't fight the music!
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339. Snap out of it.
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340. We can't let Carl,
Sheen, and Neutron
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341. win that trophy.
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342. Come on,
we've got work to do.
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343. I'm going to be
the greatest rock star ever.
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344. Uh, I'm thinking
about changing our name.
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345. What about
The Jimmy Neutron Experience?
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346. Yeah, I kind of like
The Carl Weezer Project.
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347. I have to vote for Sheen
and the Sheenettes.
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348. You guys can be the Sheenettes.
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349. Or we can get some Sheenettes,
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350. behind the curtain
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351. and carry my stuff
around, and stuff.
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352. So tired...
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353. Haven't eaten... or slept.
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354. Libby, quit slacking.
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355. You heard Neutron
and his band of nerds.
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358. Faster, Libby, faster!
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359. Okay, so, which song
are we going to do
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360. at the talent show tonight?
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361. I wrote a speed metal rock opera
last night.
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Ultra Lord, Superstar.
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363. Well, see, I was thinking
more along the lines
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alternative ska
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365. with some free jazz thrown in
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366. you know,
to impress the critics.
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367. I wrote a love song.
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368. Is it about llamas?
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371. No love songs.
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372. We've got to kick out
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373. Jimmy, when do I get to play
my drum solo?
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374. If Carl gets a drum solo,
I want a bass solo.
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375. No, no drum solos
and no bass solos.
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it's going to be me.
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377. You? Who died and made
you rock 'n roll king?
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378. I think
we should all wear makeup.
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379. No makeup!
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380. Guys, guys, what we look like
isn't really important.
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381. Now, let's practice.
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382. Practice? Don't tell me
what to do, all right?
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383. Yeah, Neutron, ever since
I started this band
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385. No, I started this band.
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386. You started
this band?
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387. You kids—
Good luck tonight
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388. and remember—
have fun with it.
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389. Ladies and gentlemen
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to Lindbergh Elementary's
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392. And now,
our first contestant, Nick Dean.
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393. The boy's one of a kind.
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394. Aw, pukin' Pluto,
where is he?
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395. Hey, way to show up
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before we go on, Sheen.
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397. Wa-wai-wait, excuse me.
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you will refer to me
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Formerly Known as Sheen."
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400. Mm-hmm. No, he never
sings back-up.
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401. Always sings lead.
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402. Here, what's this?
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403. I have to share
a bloomin' dressing room
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like that?
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please refer all inquiries
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410. Big calendar shoot
coming up.
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411. Your what?
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what is this?
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413. I specifically requested
dolphin-safe doughnuts!
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414. I refuse to perform
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415. until all my ridiculous demands
are satisfied!
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416. Fine,
we don't need you.
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417. Right, more time
for me drum solo.
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418. What's wrong
with his throat?
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420. Let's see those boneheads
beat that.
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421. Oh, that was nice
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422. but I think
Jimmy and his friends
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424. Yeah, they better be.
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425. I paid 125 bucks
for these tickets.
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426. Hugh, this
is a free school function.
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427. Duh! Darn scalpers.
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428. I want a drum solo!
You can't just have
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429. everything you want.
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430. I want a behind-the-scenes
documentary
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431. tracing my amazing ride to fame,
while revealing
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432. several humiliating skeletons
in my closet.
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433. Oh, I can't believe
I even let you two in my band!
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434. Your band?
Yes, my band.
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435. If it wasn't for my instruments
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436. you'd be blowing nose bubbles
and spitting water.
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437. Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
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438. Well, here's what I think
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439. about your stupid instruments.
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440. Hey!
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441. You just destroyed
my instruments!
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442. Who needs
your stupid instruments
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my musical genius?
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444. Oh, you're both
a couple of ruddy twits.
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445. That's it!
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446. You kids—
good luck tonight
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447. and remember,
have fun with it.
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448. W-wait a minute.
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449. Sheen and Carl,
what are we doing?
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450. Well, I was
about to strangle Carl.
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451. Yeah, and I was
going to slap Sheen
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of the head.
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453. Look at us.
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455. and ever since
we started this band
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and fighting.
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457. We're so obsessed
with becoming rock stars
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458. that we've forgotten
the real reason we did this.
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459. To beat Cindy and Libby!
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464. They'll laugh at us.
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465. They'll write unkind things
about us in our yearbooks.
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466. There's been a slight change.
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467. The Llama Lords of Science
will not be performing.
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468. I want my money back!
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469. Uh, not that I
paid, or anything.
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470. Instead, here is Jimmy, Sheen,
and Carl doing...
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471. something else.
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472. Observe.
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473. Ew.
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474. Aw, cheer up, guys.
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475. Eighth place
isn't so bad.
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476. Carl, there are only seven acts.
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477. Think of it
this way, guys.
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478. We may not have won
first prize
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479. but at least we got
our friendship back.
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480. I know one thing.
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481. I'm never playing in a band
with you guys ever again.
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482. Me neither.
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483. You got that right.
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484. Hey, guys, I got
a new name for you.
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485. The Losers.
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486. You guys walking home
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487. or are you taking
the snot bubble?
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488. Oh, that was
good— snot.
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489. Oh, yeah?
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490. Well, you just wait
till next year, Vortex.
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491. The Llama Lords of Science
are going to reunite.
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492. Yeah, and I'll do my drum solo.
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493. No drum solos.
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494. Right, no drum solos.
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495. But a bass solo from The Artist
Formerly Known as Sheen.
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496. No, none of that either.
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497. I want a drum solo!
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498. Captioning sponsored by THE
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499. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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