The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 1x6

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Phyllis Diller as Granny Neutron (voice) • Megan Cavanagh as Judy Neutron / Crowd Member #2 (voice) • Jeffrey Garcia as Bystander (voice) • Crystal Scales as Libby Folfax / Chuck (voice) • Carolyn Lawrence as Cindy Vortex (voice) • Mark DeCarlo as Hugh Neutron (voice)

Jimmy's Granny comes to visit and he gives her his new youth tonic potion.

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1. Got to blast!

2. Help!

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5. ( panting ): Ultra Lord's... log.

6. Trapped on the planet of incredible hotness.

7. Water gone.

8. Ultra-lips chapped.

9. ( gasping ): Can't... hold... out... much... longer.

10. Sheen, Sheen, please.

11. It's too hot.

12. Don't make us hurt you.

13. ( gasping ): Jimmy... I'm dying.

14. Please tell Goddard to share.

15. Hmm, if only there was some thermodynamically

16. efficient way of cooling off.

17. Hi, guys.

18. Some day, huh?

19. Yeah, sure, if you like, you know

20. dying and stuff, all hot.

21. Well, I think it's just wonderful.

22. Well, do you guys want to come in?

23. Yeah. I want to come in.

24. I guess if we have to.

25. Wait a second.

26. I think you forgot one thing, Libby.

27. What's that, Cindy?

28. They have to admit that girls are better than boys

29. in every way ever in all history and forever in the future.

30. Uh... Uh...

31. Okay. Yeah, sure.

32. Yeah, why not? Hey, man.

33. Oh, no, no, no.

34. Hold it, you guys.

35. Listen, come on, don't degrade yourselves.

36. Why not?

37. It's okay, really, Jimmy— it's hot.

38. Lookit, I can fix this—

39. I can— it's only hot weather.

40. Okay, well, I'd better apply more sunblock.

41. Oh, look— it's SPF 50.

42. Hmm. It says for fair to albino skin.

43. Sunblock.

44. Carl!

45. What?

46. You're a genius.

47. I am...

48. I am?

49. Well, I-I know I'm a genius, Jimmy, but...

50. what exactly did I come up with again?

51. Implementing your sunblock idea, Carl.

52. Listen, if SPF-50 can shield your skin from the sun's rays

53. then this quantumly enhanced SPF-9000

54. should shield the entire town.

55. Oh, right!

56. Well, just like I planned.

57. Don't worry, boy, it's just sunblock.

58. What could happen?

59. Now, once the heat flashes and the nausea subside

60. I'm good to go.

61. Jimmy, you did it!

62. You changed the weather!

63. Ooh, intense U.V. radiation has made me delusional.

64. I'm a monkey.

65. O... kay.

66. Let the games begin!

67. You ready, guys?

68. Yeah! Yeah! Cool!

69. Yeah...!

70. We need a bigger hill.

71. Here we... Oh!

72. I'm all right.

73. Here we... Ooh!

74. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

75. Coming at you.

76. Okay, Goddard.

77. Mm, cold.

78. How s-s-sad.

79. Poor N-Neutron can't have a good t-time

80. unless he ch-changes the weather.

81. Isn't that s-s-sad?

82. Libby?

83. L-L-Libby?

84. Wahoo!

85. I gotcha!

86. Yeah!

87. 20 degrees, huh?

88. No problem, boy.

89. The sunblock should dissipate in a few days.

90. For once, everything turned out perfect.

91. Leaping leptons!

92. Goddard, what's the temperature?

93. Minus 30?

94. Oh, no!

95. I must have made a tiny miscalculation.

96. Carl's SPF-50.

97. Do not quantumly enhance.

98. Contents may cause second Ice Age."

99. They really ought to put something like that in bold print.

100. Well, it seems quiet.

101. Maybe Mom hasn't noticed the weather yet.

102. J-J-James Isaac N-Neutron!

103. Haven't we warned you about tampering

104. with the unstable structure of a chaotic system?

105. Well, I-I-I...

106. I forgot.

107. Now, Jim, this is serious.

108. It's so f-freezing

109. part of your mother's hair chipped off.

110. Of course, it's nothing we can't even out

111. with a little chisel here...

112. Ooh! Oh!

113. I hope you know how-how-how

114. you're g-going to reverse this...

115. this... this...

116. This, uh... bad weather thingy.

117. I do.

118. I will. I mean, I'm...

119. Honestly, J-Jimmy, no heat

120. no power, no appliances.

121. How will we live?

122. What will we wear?

123. I'm sorry, Mom.

124. I'll find a way to fix things. I promise.

125. There. See, butter biscuit?

126. Uh, Jimbo's going to f-find a way to fix it, that's all.

127. In the meantime, we'll just have to adapt

128. to this hostile, savage environment.

129. I better run.

130. Me and the other dads are off to hunt caribou.

131. Spotted a big herd up on Abner Boulevard.

132. Got to keep fresh meat on the table. Bye-bye!

133. Holy Heisenberg, Goddard, it really is a second Ice Age.

134. Oh, I just hope no one else figures out this was my fault.

135. Thanks for telling everyone, Sheen.

136. I didn't know it was a secret.

137. Um... I sort of told some people, too, Jim.

138. Peer pressure.

139. Now, now, children, time for study group.

140. Okay, who has any ideas how we can escape

141. being ( crows ) destroyed by the freezing glacier

142. that used to be Retroville?

143. I know.

144. The glacier is obviously angry with Jimmy.

145. If we feed Jimmy to the glacier

146. maybe it'll be placated and depart from us.

147. Aw, Sheen!

148. Aw, come on, Jimmy, I'm just trying to be productive.

149. Yeah! Sacrifice!

150. Sacrifice Jimmy!

151. Children, children, please!

152. My goodness!

153. We can't let a little nippiness

154. turn us into a pack of primitive subhumans!

155. We must hold on to our dignity.

156. We must stand erect

157. look the word in the eye and say...

158. take boy to glacier.

159. Yeah!

160. I don't like it, boy.

161. The colder it gets

162. the more people revert to their primal instincts.

163. We may not have much time before it becomes irreversible.

164. One called Hugh.

165. We have hunted since the sun was high.

166. Still, we have sighted no prey.

167. Shh.

168. Looks like we got us a buck.

169. No, wait, it's a buck-fifty. Oh.

170. Hey, it's Dad.

171. Hey, Dad!

172. Hoo-hoo!

173. Look at the antlers on him.

174. Ooh, there's going to be caribou chilli tonight, boys.

175. ( chanting ): Uk, luk, luk, yeah!

176. Uk, luk, luk, yeah!

177. Ooh... caribou!

178. Uk, luk, luk...

179. Uk, luk, luk...

180. Ooh... caribou!

181. Uk, luk, luk...

182. Psst! Hey, Jimmy.

183. What is this?

184. This is the lair of the Carl clan.

185. Pretty sweet, huh?

186. Carl clan?

187. Uh-huh.

188. This weather is perfect for big-boned people like me

189. and soon the hunters will move on.

190. Then we of the Carl clan will emerge from our long sleep

191. and the land will belong to the hefty!

192. Long sleep?

193. You-you mean hibernation?

194. Uh-huh.

195. And that's why I'm bulking up on carbs.

196. 'Cause I'll have to feed off the extra weight

197. until the spring.

198. And when I emerge, I will be fit, strong, and...

199. my sunburn'll be gone.

200. Sunburn.

201. But I thought you had on SPF-50.

202. Well, I must have sweated it off.

203. Hey, I'm a real good sweater.

204. That's it!

205. You're brand of sunblock isn't waterproof.

206. It dissolves with water.

207. Carl, you're a genius!

208. Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

209. Uk, luk, luk, yeah.

210. Uk, luk, luk, yeah.

211. Uk, luk, luk, yeah.

212. Uk, luk, luk, yeah.

213. No time to lose, boy.

214. We've got to find some water.

215. D-do you m-m-mind, Neutron?

216. I'm t-trying to enjoy my... p-pool.

217. Don't waste your time, sport.

218. All the pipes are frozen solid.

219. Sweetie, eat your caribou before it gets hard and icy.

220. Mm-hmm.

221. Come on.

222. Think, think, think.

223. Hey, I'm a real good sweater.

224. Mind blast!

225. Of course.

226. Perspiration.

227. With its high oil and sodium content

228. it doesn't freeze as fast as ordinary water.

229. But I'm going to need plenty of sweat.

230. Gentlemen

231. I've selected the three of you

232. as you are the most likely

233. candidates in town

234. whose girth will provide

235. the maximum probability

236. of intense perspiration.

237. Miss Fowl?

238. It's working.

239. Uh...

240. I'm-I'm just not sweating.

241. Oh, come on, Carl.

242. You can do it.

243. The whole town's depending on you.

244. You'll be a hero.

245. Really?

246. Okay.

247. Yeah!

248. Ew!

249. You did it, child of she who is my woman.

250. Now you've given us the gift of the sun.

251. If only I could give these guys

252. the gift of roll-on deodorant.

253. Whoo!

254. Uh, does anyone have a scented towelette?

255. And that's how the sesame-encrusted breadstick

256. came to the New World.

257. Any questions?

258. Class, wait!

259. Don't forget to sign up for Friday's talent show.

260. And remember, it's not about who's more talented.

261. It's about winning a very large and expensive

262. solid gold trophy for first place.

263. I'm going to do my Emmy-caliber water-spitting routine

264. for the talent show.

265. Oh, yeah? I'm going to blow nose bubbles.

266. That'll be cool, but you know what I'm going to do?

267. Algebra, in Latin.

268. Hey, guys, we're going to go sign up

269. for the talent contest.

270. You should sign up, too.

271. Oops, I forgot— you have no talent.

272. We're doing Riverstomp.

273. Riverstomp?

274. What the heck is that?

275. Funny you should ask.

276. Hit it, Seamus.

277. Beat that, Neutron.

278. We will.

279. Carl, Sheen, and I are taking home that trophy.

280. Right, Sheen?

281. Yeah! The trophy is ours.

282. Right, Carl?

283. No way. You girls will definitely win.

284. Carl!

285. So, what are you lame-o's going to do?

286. Something stupid

287. like blowing nose bubbles?

288. Or spitting water?

289. Or doing algebra in Latin?

290. Actually, uh, our band is going to play.

291. You losers have a band?

292. Yes, we have a band

293. and we're going to stomp your Riverstomp.

294. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

295. Well, we'll see on Friday.

296. That's right.

297. Oh, man, did they ever make a mistake.

298. With our power chords and phat beats

299. they're going to wish they never... I mean...

300. Hey. Wait a minute.

301. We don't have a rock band.

302. Yeah, we don't even play any instruments.

303. Or have any discernible abilities.

304. Guys, guys, guys.

305. I got it under control.

306. Gentlemen, I present

307. the Neutron Synchronous Mind Instruments.

308. Each one has an internal computer

309. that has downloaded every note, every chord

310. every lick, every run, groove

311. rhythm, and beat ever played.

312. All we have to do is think the sound

313. and the instruments will do the rest.

314. So, if we think it, we can play it?

315. Oh, baby. I'm playing, I'm playing.

316. Wow! I can do something!

317. Somebody call my mom!

318. You kids.

319. Good luck tonight, and remember—

320. have fun with it.

321. Hey, Jimmy, we need a name.

322. How about The Mighty Disciples of Ultra Lord?

323. Oh, oh, hey, what about this?

324. The Science Kings.

325. Oh, I got a name, and it's great.

326. Does it have

327. the word "llama" in it?

328. No.

329. Yes.

330. Okay. Well, um, maybe we can mix them together.

331. I know— The Llama Lords of Science.

332. All right! Yeah, that's cool.

333. One, two, three, think!

334. This can't be happening!

335. Nerd-tron actually rocks?

336. My foot is tapping.

337. Libby! We got to get out of this place.

338. I-I-I can't fight the music!

339. Snap out of it.

340. We can't let Carl, Sheen, and Neutron

341. win that trophy.

342. Come on, we've got work to do.

343. I'm going to be the greatest rock star ever.

344. Uh, I'm thinking about changing our name.

345. What about The Jimmy Neutron Experience?

346. Yeah, I kind of like The Carl Weezer Project.

347. I have to vote for Sheen and the Sheenettes.

348. You guys can be the Sheenettes.

349. Or we can get some Sheenettes, and you guys just stand

350. behind the curtain

351. and carry my stuff around, and stuff.

352. So tired...

353. Haven't eaten... or slept.

354. Libby, quit slacking.

355. You heard Neutron and his band of nerds.

356. We have to be better.

357. We are the mistresses of dance.

358. Faster, Libby, faster!

359. Okay, so, which song are we going to do

360. at the talent show tonight?

361. I wrote a speed metal rock opera last night.

362. It's called Ultra Lord, Superstar.

363. Well, see, I was thinking more along the lines

364. of a fusion of techno alternative ska

365. with some free jazz thrown in

366. you know, to impress the critics.

367. I wrote a love song.

368. Is it about llamas?

369. No!

370. Yes.

371. No love songs.

372. We've got to kick out the jams, dude.

373. Jimmy, when do I get to play my drum solo?

374. If Carl gets a drum solo, I want a bass solo.

375. No, no drum solos and no bass solos.

376. If anyone has a solo, it's going to be me.

377. You? Who died and made you rock 'n roll king?

378. I think we should all wear makeup.

379. No makeup!

380. Guys, guys, what we look like isn't really important.

381. Now, let's practice.

382. Practice? Don't tell me what to do, all right?

383. Yeah, Neutron, ever since I started this band

384. you've been holding me back!

385. No, I started this band.

386. You started this band?

387. You kids— Good luck tonight

388. and remember— have fun with it.

389. Ladies and gentlemen

390. Welcome to Lindbergh Elementary's

391. annual talent show.

392. And now, our first contestant, Nick Dean.

393. The boy's one of a kind.

394. Aw, pukin' Pluto, where is he?

395. Hey, way to show up

396. five minutes before we go on, Sheen.

397. Wa-wai-wait, excuse me.

398. From now on, you will refer to me

399. as "The Artist Formerly Known as Sheen."

400. Mm-hmm. No, he never sings back-up.

401. Always sings lead.

402. Here, what's this?

403. I have to share a bloomin' dressing room

404. with you two blokes?

405. Carl, why are you talking like that?

406. Oh, no, no, no, please refer all inquiries

407. to me image consultant.

408. Yes, yes, no, yes.

409. Oh, that's right.

410. Big calendar shoot coming up.

411. Your what?

412. Hey, hey, what is this?

413. I specifically requested dolphin-safe doughnuts!

414. I refuse to perform

415. until all my ridiculous demands are satisfied!

416. Fine, we don't need you.

417. Right, more time for me drum solo.

418. What's wrong with his throat?

419. ( applause ) Thank you.

420. Let's see those boneheads beat that.

421. Oh, that was nice

422. but I think Jimmy and his friends

423. will be even better.

424. Yeah, they better be.

425. I paid 125 bucks for these tickets.

426. Hugh, this is a free school function.

427. Duh! Darn scalpers.

428. I want a drum solo! You can't just have

429. everything you want.

430. I want a behind-the-scenes documentary

431. tracing my amazing ride to fame, while revealing

432. several humiliating skeletons in my closet.

433. Oh, I can't believe I even let you two in my band!

434. Your band? Yes, my band.

435. If it wasn't for my instruments

436. you'd be blowing nose bubbles and spitting water.

437. Oh, yeah? Yeah!

438. Well, here's what I think

439. about your stupid instruments.

440. Hey!

441. You just destroyed my instruments!

442. Who needs your stupid instruments

443. when you've got my musical genius?

444. Oh, you're both a couple of ruddy twits.

445. That's it!

446. You kids— good luck tonight

447. and remember, have fun with it.

448. W-wait a minute.

449. Sheen and Carl, what are we doing?

450. Well, I was about to strangle Carl.

451. Yeah, and I was going to slap Sheen

452. in the back of the head.

453. Look at us.

454. We're best friends

455. and ever since we started this band

456. we've been arguing and fighting.

457. We're so obsessed with becoming rock stars

458. that we've forgotten the real reason we did this.

459. To beat Cindy and Libby!

460. ( all yelling ): Yeah!

461. Llama Lords of Science...

462. you're on!

463. We can't go out without our instruments.

464. They'll laugh at us.

465. They'll write unkind things about us in our yearbooks.

466. There's been a slight change.

467. The Llama Lords of Science will not be performing.

468. I want my money back!

469. Uh, not that I paid, or anything.

470. Instead, here is Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl doing...

471. something else.

472. Observe.

473. Ew.

474. Aw, cheer up, guys.

475. Eighth place isn't so bad.

476. Carl, there are only seven acts.

477. Think of it this way, guys.

478. We may not have won first prize

479. but at least we got our friendship back.

480. I know one thing.

481. I'm never playing in a band with you guys ever again.

482. Me neither.

483. You got that right.

484. Hey, guys, I got a new name for you.

485. The Losers.

486. You guys walking home

487. or are you taking the snot bubble?

488. Oh, that was good— snot.

489. Oh, yeah?

490. Well, you just wait till next year, Vortex.

491. The Llama Lords of Science are going to reunite.

492. Yeah, and I'll do my drum solo.

493. No drum solos.

494. Right, no drum solos.

495. But a bass solo from The Artist Formerly Known as Sheen.

496. No, none of that either.

497. I want a drum solo!

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