The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 1x2

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Mark DeCarlo as Hugh Neutron / Commercial Narrator (voice) • Crystal Scales as Libby Folfax / Maggie (voice) • Frank Welker as Goddard / Phantom #4 / Special Vocal Effects (voice) • Rob Paulsen as Principal Willoughby (voice) • Debi Derryberry as Amber (voice)

Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?

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1. Gotta Blast!

2. Help!

3. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

4. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS

5. Jimmy, what are you doing?

6. What is that thing?

7. Mom, I give you the Juice-Bot 3000.

8. Get ready for fresh-squeezed OJ at the speed of sound.

9. Oh, Jimmy, perhaps you should get your father to help you.

10. No sausage fort is strong enough to withstand the infinite power

11. of Johnny Waffle and his sidekick Baco-Boy.

12. Maybe I'll help you... o-or better yet

13. there's a brand-new carton of juice in the refrigerator.

14. Now, now, you can't beat the savory zing of fresh-squeezed.

15. Go ahead, fire it up, Jimbo.

16. You got it, Dad.

17. Initiate juice sequence.

18. Look out! She's going to blow!

19. Jimmy, turn this thing off!

20. Watch out!

21. Baco-Boy!

22. Gone.

23. He gave his life for ours.

24. We'll miss you, Johnny Waffle.

25. Uh, see? I-It worked.

26. My kitchen is ruined!

27. Well, I'll clean it up, Mom. I promise.

28. I'll invent a Robo-Maid

29. and-and program her to use a vacuum and the br...

30. I've had enough of your inventions for one day, young man.

31. But-But...

32. Now, you just march yourself off to school.

33. But, Mom...

34. I said... "March."

35. I'm going.

36. Honestly, Jimmy

37. sometimes I wish you weren't such a little genius.

38. I disarmed your particle beam, Robo-Fiend.

39. You have no choice but to surrender!

40. Take that, Ultra-Horror!

41. Don't make me pinch you!

42. "D-Don't make me pinch you"?

43. You know what? I don't think you're ready for this.

44. These are intergalactic warriors, you know.

45. So? Pinching still hurts.

46. No, it doesn't.

47. Ow!

48. Told you.

49. Oh, hey, Jim.

50. Identity verified.

51. You okay, Jimmy?

52. 'Cause, you know, you look kind of down.

53. Oh, Carl, it's just that sometimes

54. it's a heavy burden being a man of science.

55. I know what you mean, Jimmy.

56. That's why I decided early on

57. to sabotage my highly scientific mind

58. with cartoons and sugar.

59. I guess it's too late for me... but can't I get just one day

60. where being a genius doesn't mess up my whole life?

61. Talk about kismet!

62. Jimmy, this is your lucky day

63. 'cause after everyone gets a load of my science project...

64. there's going to be a new genius in town.

65. A hot dog holder?

66. Actually, the Hot Dog Holder Deluxe

67. also known as the Versa-Bun.

68. It not only holds hot dogs, it is also a stylish hat

69. a butterfly with fat wings

70. a comfy seat cushion at your favorite sporting event

71. and as quickly as you see it right before your very eyes

72. it's gone!

73. Ooh... what happened to the Hot Dog Holder Deluxe?

74. I see.

75. Maybe next time you can team up with Jimmy.

76. Well, thank you, Miss Fowl.

77. I would be more than happy to give my good friend a hand.

78. And what do you have to share with us today?

79. Oh, it's nothing, really.

80. It's just a magnetic polarity TV tray.

81. See, the magnets in the tray repel

82. against the magnets in the plates

83. suspending them in midair.

84. Sweet Mother Machree!

85. Look, class.

86. The plates are floating.

87. Jimmy! Dude...

88. He does it again!

89. Why do we even bother?

90. Wait a minute.

91. I don't give up.

92. My science project is just as good as Neutron's.

93. See? It's a papier-mâché model of Mount Vesuvius

94. and when I squeeze this pump

95. chocolate sauce lava engulfs the gumdrop citizens of Pompeii.

96. Look, Cindy, Jimmy's plates are floating.

97. Oh... Neutron, why don't you just go to college and leave us all alone?

98. Yeah.

99. You're making us look bad, Neutron.

100. Good news, everyone.

101. Jimmy Neutron's state test scores were the highest

102. in world history.

103. Okay, time for recess.

104. No one go near Jimmy's head!

105. That's precious cargo.

106. I liked your project, Libby.

107. Ah! Talk to the skull.

108. Oh... what's the point of being smart

109. if it just makes me miserable?

110. Hey... that's it!

111. Excuse me, kid, I got to change the bulb.

112. Gentlemen, I give you the Brain-Drain 8000

113. the same dumbing-down technology used by top radio personalities.

114. Oh... put it on, Jimmy! Put it on!

115. Hey, hold the phone, Jimmy.

116. Maybe you shouldn't drain your brain.

117. Aw, being smart gets me nothing but trouble, Carl.

118. I just want an average, ordinary

119. nothing-special brain... like you guys.

120. But what if you don't like it?

121. No problem.

122. Then I just reverse the polarity

123. of the electron counterbalances in the helmet

124. and get smart all over again.

125. Yeah, Carl, all he's got to do is revert the polar-berries

126. to the c-cranberry electronic power to... persons.

127. Turn it on! Turn it on!

128. Initialize brain drain.

129. Wow... look at him.

130. He looks so... so similar.

131. Aw, that's okay, Jim.

132. There's always next time.

133. Shiny.

134. Shiny!

135. I like shiny.

136. It worked! It worked!

137. Hey, have you guys seen my loopy dance?

138. Uh... Normal Jimmy seems kind of stupid.

139. Yeah, he's pretty messed up.

140. I like him! Me, too.

141. Can we keep him?

142. I got your nose.

143. My nose! My nose!

144. Give him his nose back, Sheen!

145. Okay, who can tell me the square root of 144?

146. I know!

147. Eleventy-six.

148. Well, no. I'm sorry.

149. That's wrong.

150. Cindy?

151. 12.

152. That's right.

153. Yes!

154. Let the record show, for one brief and shining moment

155. I was smarter than Fre.

156. That means that I, Cinx

157. can assume my rightful place as the smartest kid in...

158. Ooh. Huh?

159. That's a meteor!

160. And it's headed straight for us!

161. It's a meteor!

162. All right, children.

163. Now, everyone stand in an orderly fashion

164. as we await our imminent doom.

165. Yeah, which one of you is Jimmy Neutron?

166. He is. There you go, sir.

167. Neutron, I'm Mayor Quadar.

168. That meteor's headed straight for town

169. and you have to help us destroy it.

170. Attaboy! Now, on to the super-safe underground bomb shelter.

171. Okay... he's off my vote.

172. What do we do, Cindy?

173. Everybody, stop looking at me!

174. It's not my fault Neutron got stupid

175. just as a meteor's about to hit.

176. Come on, Neutron, do one of your brain-blast deals.

177. Funny monkey!

178. We're all doomed!

179. Oh... I wish Jimmy hadn't made himself so dumb.

180. What?

181. Well, you see, Jimmy was in his lab alone

182. and he just...

183. Show me!

184. Okay, Neutron

185. how does this thing work?

186. I don't know, Susie.

187. It's Cindy!

188. You're kind of cute.

189. Oh, I'll wing it!

190. So? Are you a big, genius, showoff butt-brain again?

191. I'm not sure.

192. Of course, what is genius but an artificial construct

193. in the guise of an empirical truth?

194. Hey, I didn't understand a word he said.

195. Yeah! He's back!

196. Whoo! Whoo!

197. Okay, brainiac, we don't have much time.

198. There's a big flaming meteor

199. heading right for us.

200. Oh, the plates from your TV tray, Jimmy?

201. Yep. I'm going to increase the power of these magnetic plates

202. so they'll repel the metals in the meteor

203. and force it back into space.

204. Of course!

205. That's nice.

206. Turbines to speed.

207. Lift off!

208. Got to get closer!

209. Eat magnets, space rock!

210. Come on, brain, old buddy. Let's go home.

211. Tell them, Neutron.

212. Tell them how I helped you save Retroville.

213. I'm sorry, Miss, do I know you?

214. Very funny, Neutron.

215. Next time a meteor is hurtling towards Earth

216. and you've sapped your intelligence

217. using brain-draining technology, don't come crying to me!

218. Oh, like, that was so awesome, Jimmy.

219. Yeah, Dumb Jimmy was a lot of fun.

220. Okay, I think we should stop now.

221. Ladies and gentlemen...

222. and Cindy.

223. I want to show you

224. the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.

225. A llama?

226. No.

227. A baby llama?

228. No.

229. A baby llama with a little hat on?

230. No!

231. An invention of yours that actually works?

232. No... I mean yes.

233. I present to you the latest and greatest Neutron invention—

234. Book gum.

235. Why spend endless hours reading a book

236. when you can simply chew the book instead?

237. Wow, Jimmy, chewing a book.

238. Sheen, you don't actually chew a book.

239. See, I reduced the contents of different books to gum form.

240. You chew it, and you know it.

241. Tastes fishy.

242. Call me Ishmael.

243. Starbuck, it's the great white whale.

244. I'll get you, Moby Dick!

245. Give me a piece of that.

246. Hmm... it tastes like fried chicken.

247. Oh, Ashley, oh, Rhett.

248. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies.

249. Careful, Carl.

250. It would be very dangerous

251. to eat more than one

252. at a time.

253. Mm...

254. William Shakespeare.

255. That might just be a little strong for you, Carl.

256. But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

257. It is the east and Juliet is the sun.

258. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand.

259. Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand

260. that I might touch that cheek.

261. Class, we're having a candy selling contest

262. to raise money.

263. Boring.

264. The student who sells the most boxes

265. will win a free VIP trip

266. to Retroland.

267. I'm going to win that contest

268. and take you guys with me.

269. I'm going to try to win

270. and if by some miracle I do

271. I'll take you guys.

272. I'll try to win

273. but something will go horribly wrong

274. so thanks for including me.

275. Hey, Larry, Moe... Shorty.

276. Forget it. I am winning this contest.

277. Yes. Cindy won the Girl Club cookie-selling contest

278. three years in a row.

279. And I could have won three more times

280. but they forced me to retire

281. those merit-badge- grabbing-cookie-loving...

282. Ah, that's a cute story, girls.

283. But as it stands

284. I'm winning this contest.

285. Oh, really?

286. Well, then let the games begin.

287. And may the best salesperson win.

288. Don't worry; she will.

289. Download candy and chocolate actualities

290. and data...

291. Oh, selling candy, eh, Jimbo?

292. Well, you have come to the right dinner table.

293. Welcome to the Hugh Neutron school of salesmanship.

294. Class is in session.

295. Pumpkin pants, let's play traveling salesman.

296. Who should I be this time?

297. You be the person who's not the traveling salesman.

298. Knock, knock. Who's there?

299. It's me.

300. Well, come on in. Good evening, ma'am.

301. Want to spice up your life? Sure.

302. Well, then what you need

303. is this beautiful four-pronged eating implement.

304. But, sir, I already have one.

305. I can see.

306. But can yours talk?

307. Hello. My name is Forky.

308. You're pretty.

309. Buy me. Buy me.

310. I'll take four.

311. And that, Jimmy, is how where I got to be...

312. where I am today.

313. Bring on the pie.

314. You are the best.

315. You have the power.

316. Eye of the tiger.

317. Jimmy Neutron is going down.

318. Oh, what can I do for you, sonny?

319. Greetings, potential buyer.

320. I would like to show you

321. the psychological and physical advantages

322. of buying and later ingesting chocolate-based products

323. through your oral cavity.

324. Chocolate comes from the cocoa tree

325. or theobroma.

326. There's are 22 species

327. and six sections of theobroma...

328. Theobromine is one of a group of chemicals

329. known as methylxanthines also known as alkaloids.

330. I don't understand, Godard.

331. I did the research, I compiled the facts

332. I presented them in a coherent fashion.

333. Why aren't they buying?

334. Well, if it isn't Mr. I'm-winning- this-contest.

335. How many boxes have you sold so far?

336. Well, I haven't tabulated my inventory yet.

337. Hmm, looks like a resounding... none!

338. Neutron, sit right there and watch a pro at work.

339. Would you please...

340. buy some candy

341. before I have to go back to the orphanage...

342. and work in a coal mine to pay for

343. my puppy's operation?

344. You poor, sweet child.

345. I'll take a dozen boxes.

346. Cash only.

347. The Vortex family

348. would consider it a grr

349. if you were to buy a case of this delicious candy.

350. Forget about it.

351. I ain't buying nothing.

352. That's a very beautiful horse.

353. It would be unfortunate for him to have an accident...

354. Capisce?

355. Oh, no. Not Chestnut.

356. I'll take ten cases.

357. Hey, Jimbo, we just bought some candy

358. from that cute little Cindy Vortex.

359. I have miscalculated.

360. It's not about superior intellect.

361. It's all about manipulating emotions

362. with shallow, unscrupulous behavior.

363. Godard, options.

364. Jimmy Neutron doesn't dance, Godard.

365. Godard, whose side are you on?

366. Yeah, if I can't be a better salesman

367. I'll create a better salesman.

368. The Willy Loman 3000— a super-selling machine

369. programmed to make the sale at any cost.

370. He will not take no for an answer.

371. It's the good life, gentlemen.

372. While the W.L. 3000 does all the work

373. we sit here enjoying a tall cold one.

374. And plan our VIP trip to Retroland.

375. Huzzah!

376. What?

377. Huzzah— some goofy way to say cool.

378. What?

379. Good afternoon, sir.

380. May I say you look absolutely fab-fabulous.

381. Yes, I agree

382. it is beautiful out.

383. I don't want to buy nothing.

384. Buy? Who said buy?

385. I would like to give you a piece of candy

386. absolutely free with no strings attached.

387. Forget it.

388. You can never

389. have enough candy, sir.

390. I can, and I do.

391. Good-bye.

392. Ye-ye-yes, this is a "good" buy.

393. What part of "no" do you not understand?

394. How about if I throw in this free-ee-ee... dog

395. if you buy a box?

396. Hmm... what kind of dog is he?

397. He's your kind of dog.

398. Con-congratulations.

399. Hey, what does he eat?

400. Oh, not on the carpet!

401. Oh, are those lug nuts?

402. I have sold 1,000 boxes of candy.

403. Wow. Way to go, Willy.

404. And now for some good old-fashioned gloating

405. and I-told-you-soing.

406. Oh, Miss Vortex.

407. Hey-hey-hey-hey, you look like

408. a couple of intelligent young men.

409. Uh-uh. It's just the glasses.

410. And witty to boot.

411. If you buy one measly box of ca-candy

412. you'll receive as my gift to you

413. this handsome custom-made rocket.

414. But that's Jimmy's rocket.

415. But it's free.

416. I'm going to have so much fun at Retroland

417. and Neutron won't 'cause he is lame and I am not.

418. I'm busy, Neutron.

419. I'm planning my fabulous free VIP trip to Retroland.

420. Well, you might want to rethink that, Vortex.

421. Guess who just sold 1,000 boxes of candy?

422. I guess the best salesman did win.

423. I don't know how to stop it!

424. I don't care. All right!

425. What in the name of Albert Einstein is going on?

426. Heck if I know, Nerdtron

427. but isn't that your stupid jet pack

428. that someone is putting in

429. the back of their truck?

430. Pukin' Pluto!

431. Buy a box of ca-candy, missy

432. and I'll throw in this beautiful hover car.

433. It was only driven by a ten-year-old boy

434. on the weekends to science fairs.

435. Uh, hi, Jimmy.

436. We had a little trouble landing.

437. Do you have another rocket?

438. Come back here you mangy, mechanical...

439. You gave away Godard?

440. But you can't just...

441. How much do I hear for this strapping young lad?

442. Large of head, brawny of brain.

443. I'll give you 25 cents.

444. What are you... 25 cents?

445. I'm worth at least...

446. 50 cents.

447. Sheen?

448. Hey, Jimmy, I wanted to buy you

449. since I was five years old.

450. And the bid if 50 cents... 50 cents...

451. 50-50-50 cents.

452. Four bits, four bits...

453. Oh, Hugh, you've got to do something.

454. Don't worry, sweet cheeks.

455. I've got it covered.

456. I'll give you one dollar.

457. Two dollars.

458. Going once, going twice...

459. To rich for my blood. See ya, Jimmy.

460. Hugh Neutron, you buy our son this instant.

461. But I only have a dollar.

462. Oh!

463. Come on, come on, we need more money.

464. Neutron is mine.

465. Two dollars...

466. Oh, no, no.

467. Think, think, think...

468. It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.

469. Brain blast.

470. Might I interest you in some free gum?

471. Did you say free?

472. Once upon a time...

473. It was the best of times

474. it was the worst of times...

475. Elementary, my dear Watson...

476. Hop on Pop...

477. Danger, Jimmy Neutron...

478. Danger...

479. Literature overload... lit-literature overload...

480. Danger Jimmy Neutron.

481. Danger! Danger! Danger! Danger...

482. Well, after making some creative adjustments

483. in the final tally

484. here are the contest results—

485. it's a tie!

486. Jimmy Neutron and Cind.

487. So I guess you'll just have to go to Retroland together.

488. I demand a recount.

489. I demand a transfer to another school.

490. I am not having fun.

491. Neither am I, Nerdtron.

492. Want some gum?

493. No!

494. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

495. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS

496. Hi, I'm Paul.

497. Got to blast.