1. Gotta Blast!Copy !req
2. Help!Copy !req
3. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
4. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
5. And that concludes my report
on the pilgrims—Copy !req
6. America's first fashion victims.Copy !req
7. Good report, Libby,Copy !req
8. but next time leave off
the headphones.Copy !req
9. I've been asking you
to wrap it upCopy !req
10. for the last 20 minutes.Copy !req
11. What?Copy !req
12. I said, next time you can...Copy !req
13. Pardon?Copy !req
14. I said sit down!Copy !req
15. Now, class,Copy !req
16. time to hand back
last week's chemistry test.Copy !req
17. Congratulations,
Cindy.Copy !req
18. You got the best grade
in the whole class.Copy !req
19. A+.Copy !req
20. Pack it in, Neutron.Copy !req
21. Your best years are be.Copy !req
22. I got an A+ to your lowly...Copy !req
23. Read it and weep, Vortex.Copy !req
24. "A++"?Copy !req
25. Miss Fowl, you said
I got the best grade in class.Copy !req
26. I meant except for Jimmy.Copy !req
27. Do I really need
to say that every time?Copy !req
28. A burp-powered jetpack?Copy !req
29. Oh, I don't know,
Jimmy.Copy !req
30. Trust me, Carl.Copy !req
31. I personally designed rCopy !req
32. to run on the carbon-dioxide
content of the average burp.Copy !req
33. Well, how come Sheen
never has to testCopy !req
34. the dangerous
inventions?Copy !req
35. Because, burp boy,
I had the very
demanding jobCopy !req
36. of keeping up
Jimmy's morale.Copy !req
37. Looking good, Jimmy.Copy !req
38. Thanks.Copy !req
39. Thank you.Copy !req
40. Okay, Carl, drink
your Purple FlurpCopy !req
41. and commence burping.Copy !req
42. 'Kay.Copy !req
43. Uh, nothing's happening, Jim.Copy !req
44. He's rising.Copy !req
45. Jimmy, I'm scared.Copy !req
46. Just keep burping, Carl!Copy !req
47. I'm flying!Copy !req
48. He's like some
beautiful, majestic birdCopy !req
49. with horrible gas.Copy !req
50. Okay, I finished
my soda, Jimmy.Copy !req
51. Um, how do I get down?Copy !req
52. Uh... down?Copy !req
53. Jimmy!Copy !req
54. I'm not sure,
Carl!Copy !req
55. I never thought about
the landing!Copy !req
56. Burp, Carl!Copy !req
57. Burp for your life!Copy !req
58. Nothing's coming out!Copy !req
59. I think I'm going to fall!Copy !req
60. You know this
wouldn't happenCopy !req
61. if you people would just wear
your Ultra Lord utility belts.Copy !req
62. Carl!Copy !req
63. Are you okay?Copy !req
64. Speak to me.Copy !req
65. Flying metal chicken.Copy !req
66. Oh, no,
he's delusional.Copy !req
67. Actually, Jimmy,Copy !req
68. I've got to go with Carl
on this one.Copy !req
69. Yokians.Copy !req
70. Who's a duck?Copy !req
71. Who's a big, brave duck?Copy !req
72. You are. Yes, you are.Copy !req
73. Don't look at me like that.Copy !req
74. Hugh, need anything
from the store?Copy !req
75. You're going to the store?Copy !req
76. I'll tell you what, Sugarbooger,
you go and get me the fixings,Copy !req
77. and tonight I'll make you
and JimboCopy !req
78. some of my famous spaghettiCopy !req
79. à la Hugh-o.Copy !req
80. There's no need to be rude.Copy !req
81. Hugh,
come quickly.Copy !req
82. Heck's necklace!Copy !req
83. It's a humongous
flying metal chicken!Copy !req
84. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
85. Yes, but even if we
could catch it,Copy !req
86. what would we
cook it in?Copy !req
87. Get the children!Copy !req
88. Attention, Retroville!Copy !req
89. This is the Neutron
Early-Alert System.Copy !req
90. This is an emergency.Copy !req
91. We're being invaded by.Copy !req
92. All able-bodied citizens report
to the park immediatelyCopy !req
93. to defend the town.Copy !req
94. Hugh,
where are you going?Copy !req
95. Jimbo said "able-bodied,"Copy !req
96. and you can practically rent
ad space on that bunion of mine,Copy !req
97. so I don't think...Copy !req
98. Jimmy, I'm scared.Copy !req
99. Don't be scared,
Carl.Copy !req
100. They'll probably just
force us to be slavesCopy !req
101. in their galactic
spice mines.Copy !req
102. I'm allergic to paprika!Copy !req
103. Sheen, what's the closest thing
in your Ultra Lord utility beltCopy !req
104. to a ballistic
heat-seeking missile?Copy !req
105. Let's see, that would be
this tomato.Copy !req
106. It will have to do.Copy !req
107. Hand it over.Copy !req
108. What are you doing, Jimmy?Copy !req
109. Converting the jetpackCopy !req
110. into a missile
launcher.Copy !req
111. Happy landing!Copy !req
112. Direct hit!Copy !req
113. Run!Copy !req
114. Jimmy saved us!Copy !req
115. Hold your ground, people.Copy !req
116. They can still attack
at any moment.Copy !req
117. Yokians.Copy !req
118. Good people
of Earth,Copy !req
119. there's no cause
for alarm.Copy !req
120. We come in peace.Copy !req
121. Good, now go in peace!Copy !req
122. Yeah!Copy !req
123. Scram, you Martians!Copy !req
124. Please, my friends,
we mean you no harm.Copy !req
125. Gumballs!Copy !req
126. You're that King Goobot fellowCopy !req
127. who tried to feed us
to a giant chicken.Copy !req
128. Well, yes, that
happened, but I...Copy !req
129. It wasn't our fault.Copy !req
130. Poultra made us do
bad things.Copy !req
131. She was evil.Copy !req
132. Was?Copy !req
133. Yes, she's, um,
no longer with us.Copy !req
134. Yes, that's it.Copy !req
135. Likely story.Copy !req
136. Why should we believe you?Copy !req
137. People, settle.Copy !req
138. We know that it may take months
or even yearsCopy !req
139. to earn your friendship,
but in the meantime,Copy !req
140. please accept these gifts
we've broughtCopy !req
141. as a gesture of our goodwill.Copy !req
142. Nice try, outer spaceniks.Copy !req
143. It's going to take a lot more
than a few shiny trinketsCopy !req
144. to make us forget about...Copy !req
145. Ooh, nice ducky.Copy !req
146. Honey, look, it's signed
by the artist, and numbered.Copy !req
147. An antigravity skateboard.Copy !req
148. Thanks, creepy alien dudes.Copy !req
149. Give me a break.Copy !req
150. You can't possibly think
you can win us overCopy !req
151. by handing out a bunch
of stupid gifts.Copy !req
152. Oh, sorry, we weren't
listening.Copy !req
153. We were petting
this adorable puppy.Copy !req
154. Ohhh...Copy !req
155. Puppy.Copy !req
156. Everyone, can't you see
what they're doing?Copy !req
157. Remember who we're dealing with.Copy !req
158. Gather around,
Earthlings.Copy !req
159. Our helpers have presents
for each and every one of you.Copy !req
160. Intergalactic Beat Jam!Copy !req
161. Cool!Copy !req
162. Ultra Lord with
electron-spitting action.Copy !req
163. Hair!Copy !req
164. Pleasant-smelling sachet!Copy !req
165. A fluffy
sweater!Copy !req
166. Oh, isn't it wonderful, sir?Copy !req
167. It's just like Christmas
on Yolkus,Copy !req
168. only without all the violence.Copy !req
169. Oh, curses!Copy !req
170. What is it, Your Yolkiness?Copy !req
171. It appears our
you-know-what machineCopy !req
172. was damaged
in the landing.Copy !req
173. No matter.Copy !req
174. I'll just borrow one
from one of the Earthlings.Copy !req
175. Well, that shouldn't be
too hard, sir.Copy !req
176. They appear to be warming up
to us already.Copy !req
177. Yes, I predict we'll soon feelCopy !req
178. right at home here.Copy !req
179. What are you laughing about?Copy !req
180. What?Copy !req
181. Uh, that wasn't
laughing.Copy !req
182. Oh, no, that's how we, um,
exchange nitrogen particles.Copy !req
183. Yes.Copy !req
184. Oh, that's good nitrogen.Copy !req
185. That really hits
the spot.Copy !req
186. Yummy.Copy !req
187. I can't believe everyone's
buying the Yokians' lies.Copy !req
188. Their lies
may be dirty,Copy !req
189. but their gifts
are oh, so sweet.Copy !req
190. Don't feel bad,
Jim.Copy !req
191. I mean, no one
blames youCopy !req
192. for being suspicious.Copy !req
193. Hey, Neutron,Copy !req
194. look at what the evil
Yokians did to me.Copy !req
195. They gave me
a scooter.Copy !req
196. Help me, Jimmy.Copy !req
197. My hair is too soft
and manageable.Copy !req
198. Stop them
before they're nice again.Copy !req
199. Mom, Dad, you can't
honestly believeCopy !req
200. the Yokians aren't
evil anymoreCopy !req
201. just 'cause they
brought us presents.Copy !req
202. But such lovely
presents, dear.Copy !req
203. Hugh, look at my new
diamond earrings again.Copy !req
204. Still beautiful.Copy !req
205. You see, Jim-Jim,
evil spaceniksCopy !req
206. are people just like you and me,Copy !req
207. and like people,
they deserve a second chance,Copy !req
208. especially the ones
with huge bags of gifts.Copy !req
209. Well, the sooner they
go back to Yolkus,Copy !req
210. the better,
if you ask me.Copy !req
211. Hello, Neutrons.Copy !req
212. How are my three favoriteCopy !req
213. humanoid life forms
doing?Copy !req
214. Mom, what's he doing here?Copy !req
215. Didn't you tell him,
Hugh?Copy !req
216. No, must have slipped my mind.Copy !req
217. Jimbo, say hello to
our new houseguest—Copy !req
218. King Goobot.Copy !req
219. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait!Copy !req
220. Time out, here!Copy !req
221. We're letting an evil alien
live in our house?Copy !req
222. Now, Jimbo, don't be rude.Copy !req
223. The Yokians are friendly now.Copy !req
224. They've even offered
to fill in for all of usCopy !req
225. at our humdrum jobs
for as long as we want.Copy !req
226. Mom, say something!Copy !req
227. How do you like
your steak cooked?Copy !req
228. Cooked?Copy !req
229. Oh, uh, I mean, however
you like it, my good woman.Copy !req
230. Now, where was I?Copy !req
231. I haven't even
given Goobie a tour.Copy !req
232. Okay, let's start
with the telephone.Copy !req
233. This little baby
lets us talkCopy !req
234. to other Earthlings
clear across town!Copy !req
235. No!Copy !req
236. Oh, yes.Copy !req
237. This is the TV remote.Copy !req
238. It lets us change
channelsCopy !req
239. without even getting up.Copy !req
240. Shut your mouth!Copy !req
241. If I'm lying, I'm dying!Copy !req
242. Well, my goodness!Copy !req
243. If you have all these
technological marvels,Copy !req
244. then I suppose you must
also have a...Copy !req
245. tungsten-lined scan-ready
DNA regenerator?Copy !req
246. Yeah... of course we do.Copy !req
247. Goobie, old bean,
Jimmy has all the latest,Copy !req
248. uh... thingamajiggies
in his lab.Copy !req
249. Remember, I told you...Copy !req
250. Dad!Copy !req
251. Oh, yes.Copy !req
252. Jimmy's lab.Copy !req
253. You simply must show me aroundCopy !req
254. this lab of yours,
dear boy.Copy !req
255. You can talk
to Jimbo later, Goobie.Copy !req
256. In the meantime,
come on backCopy !req
257. and I'll show you
my pie-eating trophies.Copy !req
258. There's a disgusting story
for each and every one of them.Copy !req
259. But...Copy !req
260. Yes, sirree,
I think thisCopy !req
261. is the beginning
of a beautiful
friendship.Copy !req
262. Three, two, one.Copy !req
263. Morning, Goddard.Copy !req
264. What are you doing here?Copy !req
265. I live here, remember?Copy !req
266. Well, move it.Copy !req
267. I got to get ready for school.Copy !req
268. Who's going to make me?Copy !req
269. Mom!Copy !req
270. All right,
all right.Copy !req
271. Big grumpus.Copy !req
272. Go!Copy !req
273. I'm going!Copy !req
274. The Yokians gave me
a sippy chicken.Copy !req
275. They gave me
a home tattooing kit.Copy !req
276. Hey, Neutron,
what'd the Yokians give you?Copy !req
277. Well, that's
hard to say, Nick,Copy !req
278. since I don't
accept giftsCopy !req
279. from evil space aliens!Copy !req
280. Want to play with
my sippy chicken?Copy !req
281. Good morning, children.Copy !req
282. Starting today, I'm taking
an indefinite holiday,Copy !req
283. so hello to your
substitute teacher—Copy !req
284. Ooblar!Copy !req
285. What?Copy !req
286. Thank you, old one.Copy !req
287. Thank you
for the motorcycle.Copy !req
288. Ciao!Copy !req
289. Well, won't this be fun?Copy !req
290. I just know we're going to have
a wonderful timeCopy !req
291. getting to know each other.Copy !req
292. Um, Mr. Ooblar,
may I go to the bathroom?Copy !req
293. Why?Copy !req
294. So you can plot
a rebellionCopy !req
295. by passing notes
through the sewersCopy !req
296. and rally the town
to battle?Copy !req
297. Uh... forget I said that.Copy !req
298. I meant,
of course you may.Copy !req
299. Actually, I kind of
don't have to go anymore.Copy !req
300. Right, well, let's get started
then, shall we?Copy !req
301. Keldar, textbooks!Copy !req
302. Favorite Yokian Desserts?Copy !req
303. Yes, we're all
going to spend the dayCopy !req
304. making yummy taste treats while
I watch over you like a hawk!Copy !req
305. Excuse me, but I'd hardly call
dessert makingCopy !req
306. an educational activity.Copy !req
307. Oh, here we go:
Professor Pointy-headCopy !req
308. needs everyone to know
what a genius he is.Copy !req
309. I'm sure you'd love
to make dessertsCopy !req
310. to keep the cotton candy
in your head company!Copy !req
311. You're one to talk,
Mr. Chocolate Whippy-Dip Head.Copy !req
312. Hey, don't call me
Mr. Whippy-Dip Head.Copy !req
313. Do they fight like
this all the time?Copy !req
314. Yeah, but deep down
they really hate each other.Copy !req
315. Children, pipe down!Copy !req
316. I suppose I could massageCopy !req
317. a little history
in today's lesson.Copy !req
318. Uh, let's see.Copy !req
319. What year did Pembloke the Scaly
conquer the Jupitarians?Copy !req
320. You're all right!Copy !req
321. They never did!Copy !req
322. Now, who wants
dilithium fudge balls?Copy !req
323. I would like
a couple of those.Copy !req
324. Make it fast, Neutron.Copy !req
325. These are peak bullying hours.Copy !req
326. Good covering, Butch,
they might be listening.Copy !req
327. Now, how are we going
to stop the Yokians?Copy !req
328. Uh, dude, what
are you talking about?Copy !req
329. You know, stopping the.Copy !req
330. From perpetratingCopy !req
331. their evil conspiracy!Copy !req
332. Their conspiracy
to be incredibly generous?Copy !req
333. He means the conspiracy
to not give us any homework.Copy !req
334. Come on, guys—
first the YokiansCopy !req
335. try to win our trust with gifts,Copy !req
336. then they infiltrate
our homes and schools.Copy !req
337. Can't you see
they're up to something?Copy !req
338. Yeah, they're "up"
to being totally cool.Copy !req
339. And now you want to go
and mess things up.Copy !req
340. Come on, you guys,
let's go.Copy !req
341. What is his problem?Copy !req
342. Now I'll never meet
my bullying quota.Copy !req
343. Hey, Jimmy, what
if we keep accepting
the Yokians' giftsCopy !req
344. and then
in a few years,Copy !req
345. when they
run out of stuff,Copy !req
346. we ask them nicely
to leave?Copy !req
347. Here she comes.Copy !req
348. Oh, Cindy Vortex.Copy !req
349. What a coincidence!Copy !req
350. This is the studentCopy !req
351. I was telling you
about, sir.Copy !req
352. Oh, you were right,
Ooblar—Copy !req
353. those curious eyes,
the well-shaped cranium.Copy !req
354. You win!Copy !req
355. Uh, what the heck
is going on here?Copy !req
356. I suppose
we should explain.Copy !req
357. Ooblar and I had a bet.Copy !req
358. I said Jimmy NeutronCopy !req
359. was the smartest
child in town,Copy !req
360. and he said you were.Copy !req
361. Me?Copy !req
362. Don't be modest, dear.Copy !req
363. It was obvious from
the minute I saw you.Copy !req
364. Well, thanks, but...Copy !req
365. I mean, Neutron does get
better grades than I do.Copy !req
366. Grades?
Grades?Copy !req
367. Of course
his grades are better
than yours, dear.Copy !req
368. His laboratory gives him
a tremendous advantage.Copy !req
369. Well, that is how
he aces all those
chemistry tests.Copy !req
370. Of course!Copy !req
371. And I think
it's terribly unfair.Copy !req
372. Ooh, ooh, ohh, ooh!Copy !req
373. What is it, Ooblar?Copy !req
374. I have the most
wonderful idea, sir.Copy !req
375. Why don't we build Cindy
a lab of her very own?Copy !req
376. What?Copy !req
377. Oh, you don't have to do that.Copy !req
378. Oh, it's
a splendid idea.Copy !req
379. You simply must let us.Copy !req
380. After all, you might
end up curing disease,Copy !req
381. solving
the energy crisis...Copy !req
382. Deflating that
big head of Jimmy's.Copy !req
383. I'm in.Copy !req
384. Excellent!
All we need from youCopy !req
385. is some way to gain
access to Jimmy's labCopy !req
386. so we can build you
an even better one.Copy !req
387. Oh.Copy !req
388. Uh, that won't
be a problem,
will it?Copy !req
389. Neutron's
pretty secretiveCopy !req
390. when it comes
to his lab.Copy !req
391. I don't really know
how to get in it.Copy !req
392. But I know two people who do.Copy !req
393. Sheen, you can't
mind-meldCopy !req
394. with a lizard.Copy !req
395. Can too.Copy !req
396. I learned it from
the Ultra Lord Handbook.Copy !req
397. Observe.Copy !req
398. Concentrate...
concentrate!Copy !req
399. Hey, guys, what's up?Copy !req
400. Ah! Talking lizard!Copy !req
401. Hey, ow, you're...Copy !req
402. Ah, what is that...Copy !req
403. Oh.Copy !req
404. Hey, Cindy, I met a lizard
who sounds just like you.Copy !req
405. You guys... are so funny...
and interesting.Copy !req
406. It's too bad we don't get
to hang out more often.Copy !req
407. Don't hit me!Copy !req
408. I'm not going
to hit you, silly.Copy !req
409. I think what Carl's
trying to say is...Copy !req
410. don't you hate us?Copy !req
411. Whatever gave you that idea?Copy !req
412. Because of the way you're
always yelling at us,Copy !req
413. giving us nasty looks
and saying you hate us.Copy !req
414. Well, that's just because...Copy !req
415. Hey, why don't
I treat you guysCopy !req
416. to a snack
at the Candy BarCopy !req
417. this afternoon,
say around 4:00?Copy !req
418. Uh, would you
excuse us for a sec?Copy !req
419. Why is she being so nice to us?Copy !req
420. Isn't it obvious?Copy !req
421. Cindy's gone completel.Copy !req
422. Oh... You think we should
tell her parents?Copy !req
423. No!Copy !req
424. No, I think we should ride
the Loony ExpressCopy !req
425. all the way to the Candy Bar.Copy !req
426. 4:00 it is.Copy !req
427. See you at 4:00.Copy !req
428. The woman of the house
is nice enough,Copy !req
429. but somebody needs to beam
the dad a clue.Copy !req
430. Goddard,
I'm home!Copy !req
431. Hold on, I hear something.Copy !req
432. Hey, boy, come on.Copy !req
433. Time to go to the lab.Copy !req
434. It looks like we won't need
this Cindy of yours after all.Copy !req
435. The mystery of the lab
is about to be solved.Copy !req
436. Well, there you are,Copy !req
437. Goobs, old man.Copy !req
438. Come on down to the kitchen.Copy !req
439. There's a whittlin' stick
with your name on it.Copy !req
440. No thanks.Copy !req
441. Whittling's not really
my game, I...Copy !req
442. Flibber-jibber,
anybody can whittle.Copy !req
443. Just watch me
and do what I do...Copy !req
444. except for the
cutting yourself
and bleeding part.Copy !req
445. But... but... I...Copy !req
446. Hey, we'll take
the express route.Copy !req
447. Don't worry,
I fixed all the bugs.Copy !req
448. Still a few bugs.Copy !req
449. Now, let's see...Copy !req
450. There ought to be
something here.Copy !req
451. Hypno-beam.Copy !req
452. Nah.Copy !req
453. X-ray specs?Copy !req
454. Uh-uh.Copy !req
455. Cheese Ray.Copy !req
456. Never got that one to work.Copy !req
457. Time machine microwave...
invisible pills.Copy !req
458. Oh, what's the point of having
a state-of-the-art laboratoryCopy !req
459. if it won't help you prove
Yokians are evil?Copy !req
460. Good people of Earth,Copy !req
461. there's no cause of alarm.Copy !req
462. We come in peace.Copy !req
463. Hey, good idea, Goddard.Copy !req
464. If we scan Gooblot's words
through your lie-detector drive,Copy !req
465. we can see
if he's telling the truth.Copy !req
466. Hit it, boy!Copy !req
467. There's no cause for alarm.Copy !req
468. We come in peace.Copy !req
469. We come in peace...Copy !req
470. Oh, no!Copy !req
471. They're just as evil as ever!Copy !req
472. Only this time they've
come down to get us.Copy !req
473. Come on, we've got
to warn the others.Copy !req
474. What's this?Copy !req
475. "Dear Jimmy, we went to the park
to see the giant egg.Copy !req
476. Love, Mom and Dad."Copy !req
477. "Giant egg"?Copy !req
478. Poultra!Copy !req
479. Come closer, humanoids.Copy !req
480. That's right, don't be shy.Copy !req
481. We've got a wonderful
surprise for you.Copy !req
482. Oh, yes, quite
a surprise, indeed.Copy !req
483. Get back! It's a trick!Copy !req
484. The Yokians are still evil.Copy !req
485. I can prove it!Copy !req
486. Get back, everyone!Copy !req
487. It's Poultra!
get back!Copy !req
488. The Yokians are more evil
than ever!Copy !req
489. Run for your lives!Copy !req
490. Oh, it's terrible!Copy !req
491. There's hundreds
of them,Copy !req
492. all small
and white squares!Copy !req
493. They're invitations,
Hugh.Copy !req
494. Don't touch them,
Sugarbooger!Copy !req
495. They might try
and suck out your brainCopy !req
496. with their horrible
tentacles...Copy !req
497. What?Copy !req
498. I... I don't understand.Copy !req
499. "You are hereby invited
to a Yokian picnicCopy !req
500. on this spot tomorrow
at 3:00 p.m."Copy !req
501. Yes, it's our way of saying
thanks ever so muchCopy !req
502. to the people of Retroville
for giving us a second chance.Copy !req
503. Will there be ham?Copy !req
504. Yes, Carl, and cake
and candy, too.Copy !req
505. Can I help with
the entertainment?Copy !req
506. Of course, Libby.Copy !req
507. Get jiggy with it.Copy !req
508. Will Ultra Lord
be thereCopy !req
509. and offer to make me
his crime-fighting buddy?Copy !req
510. Uh, yes.Copy !req
511. Of course, if Jimmy doesn't
want us to throw you a picnic...Copy !req
512. No, we don't
want to stayCopy !req
513. if we're not
wanted.Copy !req
514. Nice going, kid.Copy !req
515. Your cruel words hurt
the Yokians' feelings.Copy !req
516. Yeah, you're
an emotional bully.Copy !req
517. That's the worst kind.Copy !req
518. But the polygraph test.Copy !req
519. Aw, who cares?Copy !req
520. Give it a rest.Copy !req
521. Hold on, Goobie,
I'm sure Jimbo
didn't mean it.Copy !req
522. Now, Jimmy, I want
you to apologize
to our alien friends.Copy !req
523. How about it, Jimmy?Copy !req
524. Let's shake hands
and be wonderful friends, eh?Copy !req
525. Never!Copy !req
526. Keep walking, kid!Copy !req
527. Now, now, don't
be mad at Jimmy.Copy !req
528. He'll come to respect me
soon enough.Copy !req
529. There you go, boys—
two more fudge ripple
gut-busters.Copy !req
530. All right!Copy !req
531. Thanks, Cindy.Copy !req
532. This is awesome!Copy !req
533. Yeah!Copy !req
534. Hey, have you guys noticedCopy !req
535. that Yokians have pretty much
taken over the town?Copy !req
536. Nuh-uh.Copy !req
537. See for yourself.Copy !req
538. That's incredible!Copy !req
539. I can hardly
believe it!Copy !req
540. Double-sided tape
is half-price at
the stationery store.Copy !req
541. What were you
saying, Carl?Copy !req
542. I'm sorry.Copy !req
543. Never mind.Copy !req
544. So, now that we're
all close friends,Copy !req
545. what do you want
to talk about?Copy !req
546. Oh, I know—
how about Jimmy's lab?Copy !req
547. Mmm, I'm sorry, Cindy,Copy !req
548. but Jimmy doesn't
really like us to talk
about his lab.Copy !req
549. Yeah, it's totally
high security.Copy !req
550. It even goes off
if it smells a girl.Copy !req
551. Sheen!Copy !req
552. Chill out, Carl,
I didn't say anythingCopy !req
553. about how Jimmy gets in.Copy !req
554. By the way, are
you going to eat
your DNA scanner?Copy !req
555. Oh, I mean "cherry"!Copy !req
556. Not DNA scanner!
Cherry!Copy !req
557. So, he uses a DNA scanner
to get in?Copy !req
558. No!Copy !req
559. I mean, yes.
I mean...Copy !req
560. Curse you, refined sugar!Copy !req
561. Once again you have
unhinged my tongue.Copy !req
562. Don't worry, guys.Copy !req
563. I'm not going to tell anybody.Copy !req
564. So, um, how does Jimmy activate
this scanner thing?Copy !req
565. Boy, where does
the time go?Copy !req
566. Come on, Sheen,
it's time to go to the...Copy !req
567. important thing.Copy !req
568. Waiter, one
Atomic Choco Blast!Copy !req
569. Atomic Choco Blast.Copy !req
570. That's the most expensive
thing on the menu.Copy !req
571. Sheen!Copy !req
572. I can't help it.Copy !req
573. She's not playing fair!Copy !req
574. Come on, let's go, Sheen.Copy !req
575. Well, doesn't that
look delicious?Copy !req
576. And it's all yours
as soon as someone tells meCopy !req
577. how Jimmy gets into his lab.Copy !req
578. Jimmy plucks a hair and holds
it up to the DNA scannerCopy !req
579. next to the clubhouse door.Copy !req
580. His computer's name is Vox.Copy !req
581. I am deeply ashamed
of you, Carl.Copy !req
582. And quit eating
all the nuts.Copy !req
583. Thanks, boys, let's do
this again sometime.Copy !req
584. Okay.Copy !req
585. How's next week
for you?Copy !req
586. I'm good Tuesday.Copy !req
587. You're going to like golf,
Goobster—Copy !req
588. the wind in your face;Copy !req
589. the harsh, unforgiving
sand traps;Copy !req
590. the thrilling
200-foot drops.Copy !req
591. And that's just driving
the cart around.Copy !req
592. Well, as I say,
I really can't stay very long.Copy !req
593. I have a previous...Copy !req
594. Now, to golf with the big boys,
you've got to attack the ball.Copy !req
595. I like to pretend it's
a tiny, dimpled pie thief.Copy !req
596. Here, watch.Copy !req
597. Psst, Goobot.Copy !req
598. So we meet again,
eh, thief of pies?Copy !req
599. Still up to your larcenous ways?Copy !req
600. Well, have a nice,
hot slice of heat.Copy !req
601. Goobie, no!
Are you hurt?Copy !req
602. I'll get you some iodine
and a bandage.Copy !req
603. And maybe some pie for me.Copy !req
604. Ooh, pie and ice cream.Copy !req
605. I hope we have those s.Copy !req
606. You wait here—
I'll be right back.Copy !req
607. Honey, what kind
of ice cream
do we have?Copy !req
608. Bo Peep to Papa Bear,
Bo Peep to Papa Bear.Copy !req
609. Oh, just spit it out.Copy !req
610. Okay, here's
the skinny.Copy !req
611. Jimmy's lab is
under his clubhouse.Copy !req
612. You need a hair
of his to get in.Copy !req
613. Just hold it up
to the DNA scanner
on the doorCopy !req
614. and you're in.Copy !req
615. Excellent!Copy !req
616. Now about my lab.Copy !req
617. What do you think
about blueCopy !req
618. for the main work area?Copy !req
619. Not a gaudy blue— more
of a teal or maybe an azure,Copy !req
620. or... or you can surprise me!Copy !req
621. Maybe I'm wrong, Goddard.Copy !req
622. I mean, I know
the odds are slim...Copy !req
623. Okay, really slim,
but still possible.Copy !req
624. I mean, maybe lie detectors
don't work on aliens.Copy !req
625. Maybe the Yokians
really have evolvedCopy !req
626. into good, kind-hearted souls.Copy !req
627. Or maybe they're still
evil alien jerks!Copy !req
628. Activate hologram projector.Copy !req
629. No!Copy !req
630. Stop it!Copy !req
631. Get off me, I say!Copy !req
632. He's a sound sleeper.Copy !req
633. It's a Yokian freighter,
all right.Copy !req
634. Let's get a closer look.Copy !req
635. Poultra's water dish?Copy !req
636. What's wrong, Sugarbooger?Copy !req
637. Eh, eh, eh, eh, don't deny it.Copy !req
638. Mr. Breakfast Face never lies.Copy !req
639. I'm worried about Jimmy, Hugh.Copy !req
640. He's alienated everyonnCopy !req
641. with all this talk
of evil Yokians.Copy !req
642. Oh, you know boys.Copy !req
643. It's probably just a phase,Copy !req
644. like... collecting bugs
or eating soup with your hands.Copy !req
645. I'm sure Jimbo's over this whole
"evil Yokian" thing by now.Copy !req
646. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
647. The Yokians are planning
on feedingCopy !req
648. the entire town to Poultra
at today's picnic!Copy !req
649. I stand corrected.Copy !req
650. What are you
talking about,
Jimmy?Copy !req
651. They're transporting
Poultra's water dish
down from deep space.Copy !req
652. That means Poultra's
not far behind.Copy !req
653. Whatever you do, don't
go to the picnic today.Copy !req
654. We're still going,
right?Copy !req
655. Wouldn't miss it.Copy !req
656. Oh, honey, look.Copy !req
657. It's the boy
who cried "Poultra."Copy !req
658. Kid, let me guess—Copy !req
659. blah, blah, blah,
evil Yokians,Copy !req
660. blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
661. Going somewhere, Jimmy?Copy !req
662. I saw the freighter,Copy !req
663. I'm going to tell
everyoneCopy !req
664. about your plan
to feed us to PoultraCopy !req
665. and take over the town.Copy !req
666. My, my, someone's
a morning person.Copy !req
667. Unfortunately,
nobody trusts you anymore.Copy !req
668. It's all part
of the master plan.Copy !req
669. To take over Earth?Copy !req
670. Oh, please, I don't careCopy !req
671. about your scrubby
little planet!Copy !req
672. I'm out to destroy you!Copy !req
673. Me?Copy !req
674. "Me?"Copy !req
675. Yes, you—Copy !req
676. the boy who made me
the laughingstockCopy !req
677. of the entire galaxy.Copy !req
678. Well, who's being
laughed at now, hmm?Copy !req
679. Fine, you got your revenge.Copy !req
680. Now leave us alone.Copy !req
681. Oh, but your humiliation
has just begun.Copy !req
682. You'll spend the rest
of the morningCopy !req
683. warning people to stay
away from the picnic,Copy !req
684. but no one will listen.Copy !req
685. All your pleas
will get youCopy !req
686. is a front row seat
to watch PoultraCopy !req
687. devour everyone
you care about!Copy !req
688. And do you know
what I'll do then?Copy !req
689. I'll just laugh
and laugh and laugh!Copy !req
690. How you boys getting along?Copy !req
691. Fine.Copy !req
692. Okeydoke.Copy !req
693. Your plan will never work,
Goobot.Copy !req
694. My friends will believe me
if I tell them to, you'll see.Copy !req
695. Carl, Sheen!Copy !req
696. Don't go to the picnic!Copy !req
697. Oh, right, Jimmy.Copy !req
698. Like I'm
really going
to pass upCopy !req
699. a chance to meet
Ultra Lord.Copy !req
700. And like I'm going
to miss free ham.Copy !req
701. Guys, as a friend, trust me.Copy !req
702. If you go, there will be
dire consequences.Copy !req
703. Let's see— Ultra Lord,
dire consequences,Copy !req
704. Ultra Lord,
dire consequences.Copy !req
705. See you at the picnic,
Jimmy.Copy !req
706. I'll save you some ham.Copy !req
707. Nick, don't go
to the picnic today.Copy !req
708. Okay, I will.Copy !req
709. Cindy, Libby!Copy !req
710. Oh, look, Libby—
Peutron's soliciting moneyCopy !req
711. for the "I'm a big,
fat loser" fund.Copy !req
712. Would you like
a donation,
little boy?Copy !req
713. Actually, I just wanted
to make sureCopy !req
714. you ladies were going
to the picnic today.Copy !req
715. The police.Copy !req
716. Maybe they'll believe me.Copy !req
717. That does it.Copy !req
718. Time to call in the army.Copy !req
719. DNA match, confirmed.Copy !req
720. Goddard, it looks
like it's up to us.Copy !req
721. Let's see how many people
Poultra can eatCopy !req
722. if she's only two feet tall.Copy !req
723. What the heck's going on?Copy !req
724. Better scan for viruses.Copy !req
725. "Praise Yolkus"?Copy !req
726. Vox, identify last person
in lab before me.Copy !req
727. Jimmy Neutron, 7:40 AM.Copy !req
728. Impossible!Copy !req
729. Screen footage of last entry.Copy !req
730. Leapin' leptons!Copy !req
731. Wait a minute!Copy !req
732. You must also have a...Copy !req
733. tungsten-lined scan-ready
DNA regenerator.Copy !req
734. My regenerator!Copy !req
735. It's gone!Copy !req
736. Let the games begin.Copy !req
737. Behold!Copy !req
738. The sacred toenail, Ooblar.Copy !req
739. All that remains
of the late, great Poultra.Copy !req
740. Yes, it seems
like just yesterdayCopy !req
741. she abandoned us out of shameCopy !req
742. to be the chicken god
of some other planet.Copy !req
743. No time for reminiscing.Copy !req
744. We've got work to do.Copy !req
745. Commence reanimation!Copy !req
746. Welcome to your new planet,
O Great One.Copy !req
747. Your meal awaits.Copy !req
748. Wait for us!Copy !req
749. They've used my regenerator
to make a brand-new Poultra.Copy !req
750. I've got to warn everybody.Copy !req
751. Come on, boy.Copy !req
752. Hey, Carl.Copy !req
753. Isn't this the most
awesome picnic ever?Copy !req
754. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
755. I'm totally nauseous,Copy !req
756. but I feel so alive!Copy !req
757. All right!Copy !req
758. Everybody give it up
for the Yokians!Copy !req
759. You guys were awesome.Copy !req
760. Everyone, get out of the park!Copy !req
761. Poultra is headed this way.Copy !req
762. Not you again.Copy !req
763. You're a "constantly warning
about Poultra" bully,Copy !req
764. and that's the worst kind.Copy !req
765. Get off the stage, Jimmy.Copy !req
766. Please, you've got
to believe me.Copy !req
767. My other warnings
didn't come trueCopy !req
768. because the Yokians
wanted you to thinkCopy !req
769. I'm some sort of paran.Copy !req
770. Well, it worked.Copy !req
771. But this time
the danger is real.Copy !req
772. They stole my regenerator
to make a new Poultra,Copy !req
773. and she's coming this way!Copy !req
774. That's impossible, Jimbo.Copy !req
775. Everyone knows you keepCopy !req
776. all your techno-thingama-
booblies in your lab.Copy !req
777. There's no way
the Yokians could have
ever gotten in there.Copy !req
778. Well, I... I haven't really
figured that out yet.Copy !req
779. Nonetheless, I think that...Copy !req
780. Okay, that concludesCopy !req
781. the boring and annoying
portion of the program.Copy !req
782. Our next act...Copy !req
783. Wait!Copy !req
784. I think Jimmy's
telling the truth.Copy !req
785. You do?Copy !req
786. Yes.Copy !req
787. While I have no idea
how the YokiansCopy !req
788. could possibly have gotten
into Jimmy's lab...Copy !req
789. well, the point is,
we owe Jimmy.Copy !req
790. Who saved us when hostsCopy !req
791. were running amok
in the streets?Copy !req
792. Who repelled the giant flaming
meteor headed straight for town?Copy !req
793. Who risked his life to shrink
Miss Fowl down to sizeCopy !req
794. when she was 50 feet tall?Copy !req
795. Okay, I know.Copy !req
796. All those things were Neutron's
fault in the first place,Copy !req
797. but he still risked his life
to save us.Copy !req
798. The least we owe him
is our trust.Copy !req
799. You know, the annoying
blond girl has a point.Copy !req
800. And she usually
hates Jimmy.Copy !req
801. Well, Jimmy did save me
from being a giant freak woman.Copy !req
802. Give it up
for Jimmy.Copy !req
803. We believe
in you, Jimmy.Copy !req
804. Just tell us
what to do.Copy !req
805. Now wait just a minute.Copy !req
806. I'm not believing
a word Jimmy saysCopy !req
807. until I have some decent
credible evidence.Copy !req
808. Works for me.Copy !req
809. Sweet muffins, we're trapped.Copy !req
810. Hey, look,
Jimmy's wrong again.Copy !req
811. The nice Yokians built
us a swimming pool.Copy !req
812. Hugh, that's
Poultra's water dish.Copy !req
813. Oh.Copy !req
814. Oh!Copy !req
815. Guys, what are you all
so worried about?Copy !req
816. Ultra Lord's going
to be here any minute.Copy !req
817. Ultra Lord's not coming,
you ding-dong.Copy !req
818. The Yokians lied to you.Copy !req
819. What?Copy !req
820. Then they have awakened
the wrath of Sheen.Copy !req
821. What are your orders, Jimmy?Copy !req
822. Well... I... I don't know.Copy !req
823. See, the Yokians sabotaged
my lab and I...Copy !req
824. Neutron, if there
were ever a timeCopy !req
825. to put that big, freak brain
to work, it's now.Copy !req
826. We're depending on you.Copy !req
827. Okay, okay.Copy !req
828. Think, think, think.Copy !req
829. Burning blast.Copy !req
830. Chickens can't burp.Copy !req
831. Carl, gather up all the Sizzle
Rock candies you can find.Copy !req
832. Sheen, fill Poultra's dish
with Flurp.Copy !req
833. You heard the man.Copy !req
834. Don't just stand
there, get moving!Copy !req
835. I need you girls to bring me
a set of clothes—Copy !req
836. pants, shirt, shoes and socks.Copy !req
837. We're on it.Copy !req
838. Oh, and...
and, Cindy—Copy !req
839. uh, thanks.Copy !req
840. Uh...Copy !req
841. Oh.Copy !req
842. Here are
the clothes, Jimmy.Copy !req
843. Great.Copy !req
844. I need you to sew a dummyCopy !req
845. and fill it with
spicy Sizzle Rocks.Copy !req
846. Goddard will help.Copy !req
847. Y-you might want
to put a rush on that.Copy !req
848. Oh, what a fabu day
for a picnic, eh, Ooblar?Copy !req
849. Absolutely, sir.Copy !req
850. Oh, I'm glad
we brought Poultra.Copy !req
851. It'd be rude to show up
empty-handed.Copy !req
852. Hurry!Copy !req
853. Ready.Copy !req
854. No worry, Sugarbooger,
I found your shoe.Copy !req
855. It was over at the...Copy !req
856. Poultra!Copy !req
857. Long time no see.Copy !req
858. You know, this might be
a good time to tell you,Copy !req
859. I taste awful.Copy !req
860. I know I look quite delicious,
but I'm really kind of...Copy !req
861. well, not gamy.Copy !req
862. Have you ever
had rancid pork?Copy !req
863. All right, Dad.Copy !req
864. She's spotted the dummy.Copy !req
865. That's it.Copy !req
866. Come on.Copy !req
867. Hey, you guys,
there's a whole ham left.Copy !req
868. Carl!Copy !req
869. She's drinking it!Copy !req
870. Come on.Copy !req
871. She's like some disgusting,
man-eating bird,Copy !req
872. with horrible gas.Copy !req
873. I hate where
this is going.Copy !req
874. We're saved.Copy !req
875. Jimmy did it!Copy !req
876. Good job,
dude.Copy !req
877. That's my boy.Copy !req
878. Hey, the Yokians
are getting away.Copy !req
879. Good-bye and good riddance.Copy !req
880. And, by the way,
the gifts we gave youCopy !req
881. are made from
Octavian weasel vomit.Copy !req
882. Hah!Copy !req
883. Enjoy your stinky planet,
you stupid, stinking...Copy !req
884. Nice shot, Sheen.Copy !req
885. Yeah.Copy !req
886. Good thing I got
the deluxe Ultra Lord
utility beltCopy !req
887. with two tomatoes.Copy !req
888. I'll get you someday,
Jimmy Neutron!Copy !req
889. Well, that was
a close one.Copy !req
890. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a lab to de-sabotage.Copy !req
891. Would Jimmy Neutron
please come up on stage?Copy !req
892. Get up here, Jimmy.Copy !req
893. What's this all about?Copy !req
894. I think the townspeople
have somethingCopy !req
895. to say to you,
Neutron.Copy !req
896. Everyone?Copy !req
897. You were right
and we were wrong.Copy !req
898. Aw, thanks, you guys, but
there's no need to apologize.Copy !req
899. After all, a healthy skepticism
is the hallmark of...Copy !req
900. Aw, who am I kidding?Copy !req
901. Say it again!Copy !req
902. You were right
and we were wrong.Copy !req
903. Now say it in French.Copy !req
904. Vous aviez raison
et nous avions tort.Copy !req
905. Now Chinese.Copy !req
906. Ah, just kidding.Copy !req
907. Let's party!Copy !req
908. You do realize
we'll be enemies
again tomorrow?Copy !req
909. Of course,
and by the way,Copy !req
910. the guys told me
about the Candy Bar.Copy !req
911. I'm afraid I'll have to erase
your short-term memory.Copy !req
912. Oh... oh, why?Copy !req
913. I... I won't tell
anyone, honest.Copy !req
914. I'll be as quiet
as a church mouse.Copy !req
915. I... I... oh.Copy !req
916. All right.Copy !req
917. That's great, Wendy.Copy !req
918. Shake that moneymaker.Copy !req
919. Whoo!Copy !req
920. Ultra Lord's dancing.Copy !req
921. Hey.Copy !req
922. Ho.Copy !req
923. H-hey.Copy !req
924. H-ho.Copy !req
925. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
926. and NICKELODEONCopy !req