The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 1x14

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Crystal Scales as Libby Folfax / Phantom #2 (voice) • Carolyn Lawrence as Cindy Vortex / Phantom #2 (voice) • Candi Milo as Nick Dean / Phantom #1 (voice) • Frank Welker as Goddard / Phantom #4 / Special Vocal Effects (voice) • Megan Cavanagh as Judy Neutron / Phantom #3 (voice)

Jimmy tries to disprove Nick's scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland.

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1. Gotta Blast.

2. Help.

3. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

4. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS

5. Hmm, looks like my time accelerator

6. works exactly as I planned.

7. I can't believe it, sugar booger!

8. We're finally going to get to see Ducks—

9. the greatest musical ever made.

10. Now, Jimmy.

11. While we're out tonight,

12. no inviting anyone over, no experiments,

13. and no intergalactic travel.

14. Don't worry, Mom, I'll be good.

15. Good— but just to be safe,

16. sign here... and here... and here...

17. and initial here.

18. Mom, I'm just doing routine maintenance

19. on my shrink ray, time pincher

20. and time accelerator.

21. It's going to be a boring night.

22. Let's go, pudding.

23. Don't want to miss the overture.

24. ( chuckles ): Oh, Hugh.

25. We'll be home around 11:30.

26. Jimbo, you want us

27. to wake you up when we get home

28. and re-enact the show?

29. Uh... no thanks.

30. Sometimes a scientist's lot can be

31. a lonely and boring one, Goddard.

32. Saved by the bell.

33. Hey, Jimmy, I got the first season

34. of Teenage Ultra Lord on DVD,

35. with 162 hours of deleted scenes.

36. Yeah.

37. In one episode,

38. the actors flub their lines

39. with hilarious results.

40. Oh, sorry, guys, I can't.

41. My parents are out and I can't have anybody over.

42. Your parents are gone?

43. You're home alone?

44. They won't be back till Ultra Lord knows when?

45. Let's have a party.

46. No, Sheen, seriously.

47. I signed a legal document.

48. But think of the fun, the laughs, the memories.

49. Think of the high-calorie snacks and sugar-laden soda.

50. Oh, it would be fun.

51. Maybe Nick would even come

52. and that would make us cooler than cool.

53. And maybe Betty Quinlan would come, Jimmy.

54. Betty Quinlan?

55. This is a once- in-a-lifetime chance.

56. Your parents may never go out again!

57. Hmm... Mom and Dad didn't say anything

58. about Sheen inviting anyone over, so okay.

59. Sheen, I guess it'd be okay

60. if you wanted to just invite a few...

61. Can you keep it down, Jimmy?

62. Yeah, you heard me: Party at Neutron's.

63. Call everybody you ever met in your entire life

64. and tell them to get over here now.

65. This is going to be the greatest night of our lives.

66. Or a horrible nightmare of pain and misery.

67. Carl, what'd you say that for?

68. Hey, I calls 'em as I.

69. Ooh, there's the man.

70. Right this way, ladies.

71. Liking the outfit.

72. Glad you could make it.

73. Cindy? Libby?

74. Yeah, yeah.

75. The only reason we're here is to make

76. catty observations and rude remarks.

77. And there was nothing good on TV.

78. So, uh...

79. like, where's the party, Nerdbomb?

80. Uh, well, it's right here.

81. This is it.

82. What!

83. No music, no dancing, no decorations?

84. No little weenies in little buns?

85. Leave it to Neutron to throw a totally lame party.

86. What about games?

87. We could play spin the bottle.

88. Yeah, or we could play

89. spin Sheen and hit him with a bottle.

90. Oh, w-w-wait, I've got some cool games:

91. Rock 'em Sock 'em Einstein

92. and, oh, Stephen Hawking's Off-Road Baja Wheelchair Race.

93. I'll be right back.

94. Hey, don't forget the little weenies.

95. I officially declare this party over.

96. I am out of here.

97. No, no!

98. If Nick goes, they all go.

99. I got to stop him.

100. Get out of my way, Shine.

101. "Sheen."

102. Whatever— move.

103. Wait, wait, wait!

104. Jimmy has cool stuff

105. like... like a jet pack.

106. And you'd look cooler than cool

107. flying around in that.

108. Please stay!

109. Don't leave!

110. Wow!

111. Let the party begin.

112. Let's see, I got games,

113. double-fudge popcorn, Purple Slurp...

114. That can't be good.

115. Hey, Wheezer,

116. what happens if I point this at you

117. and press the button?

118. Don't, don't.

119. You'll make me real...

120. small!

121. Help!

122. Hey, check me out, dudes.

123. I'm Super Nick.

124. Check this out.

125. Live satellite feed of the Men Pretending To Be Boys concert.

126. Hey, Jimmy.

127. I used your time pincher

128. to bring Harry Houdini to your party

129. to do magic tricks.

130. Sheen, that's a ferocious prehistoric velociraptor.

131. Oh, yeah.

132. I always get magicians and dinosaurs mixed up.

133. Don't step on me!

134. Okay, that's it.

135. This party is over.

136. Everybody out.

137. Uh, hey, Jimmy.

138. B-B-Betty Quinlan?

139. Who invited Miss I'm-So- Beautiful-And-Perfect?

140. I heard you were having a party.

141. Yes, I am.

142. I love this song.

143. You want to dance?

144. Uh, dance— me, with you?

145. Here, tonight, in real life?

146. I mean, it's not April Fool's?

147. I'm not dreaming?

148. This isn't an elaborate practical...

149. Why would anyone want to dance with Nerdtron?

150. I wouldn't dance with him if he were the last kid on earth.

151. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

152. Methinks you better button your yap

153. before I button it for you.

154. Oh, yeah, I feel good!

155. Hit me.

156. Oh, not really.

157. Yeah.

158. Great party, Neutron.

159. Thanks, Betty.

160. I guess it is.

161. Jimmy Neutron, party monster.

162. Jimbo?

163. Dad?

164. Bad news.

165. One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing,

166. so I jumped on stage to fill in

167. and, well, I kind of, sort of,

168. I, uh, accidentally...

169. He destroyed the entire set.

170. It could've happened to anybody.

171. Anyways, we'll be home in about five minutes.

172. See you soon, son.

173. Five minutes— no!

174. What's the matter, Jimmy?

175. Nothing— everything's.

176. Good, because I am dancing

177. till I can't dance no more.

178. Ah, that's great.

179. I mean, no, it's not.

180. Estimate parental unit arrival time.

181. T minus four minutes 12 seconds.

182. Okay, that was fun.

183. Wish you could stay, but I understand.

184. Thanks for coming, bye.

185. We're not leaving the party.

186. It finally got good, hmm!

187. You can't kick me out.

188. I'm... I'm me.

189. Don't stop me, Jimmy.

190. I've got feet of flames.

191. Oh, what am I going to do?

192. Think, think!

193. Brain blast!

194. By speeding up time within the confines of my house

195. using my time accelerator,

196. they can have their party and leave it, too.

197. What's going on?

198. Cool party, Neutron.

199. For once, you did something right.

200. It was great,

201. even though I never got a little weenie.

202. Let me know when you're having another party, Jimmy.

203. Oh, will do, Betty.

204. Ah!

205. Hi, honey.

206. How was your evening?

207. Oh, fine.

208. Did you throw a wild party?

209. What?

210. Just kidding.

211. Goddard, activate light-speed clean up!

212. Looking good.

213. We certainly have a wonderful son—

214. so responsible and trustworthy.

215. You couldn't leave most boys his age alone like that.

216. No, you couldn't.

217. But then, Jimbo's not most boys.

218. He's one in a million.

219. He sure is.

220. Say, I'm going to hang up my jacket

221. and then I'm going to say more nice things about Jimmy.

222. Uh, sugar booger, how long have we had a raptor in the closet?

223. James Isaac Neutron!

224. I can fix that... I hope.

225. Bad dinosaur, bad.

226. That's it, out of the house.

227. Ow! Ow!

228. I'm glad you're extinct.

229. You're mean.

230. I'm telling you,

231. bologna is made by tiny bologna elves.

232. And I'm telling you,

233. bologna grows on mighty bologna trees.

234. Does not!

235. Does, too!

236. ( on Goddard's speaker ) Hi, guys.

237. Oh, no!

238. Goddard's eaten Jimmy.

239. Not quite— I'm on the lab speakerphone.

240. I want you to get your favorite video games

241. and come over.

242. I've got an invention you'll love, and it...

243. How'd you get here so quick?

244. I had a copy of Ultra Lord

245. Versus Robo-Fiend Mega Battle in my pocket.

246. And you carry that around all the time?

247. Oh, I don't need to.

248. I can stop whenever I want.

249. I don't have a problem!

250. Not today, you don't.

251. How would you, Sheen, like to fight side by side

252. with Ultra Lord, live and in person?

253. Jimmy!

254. I love you.

255. Behold the glory that is...

256. the Neutronic Game Pyramid.

257. Ooh, pointy.

258. It actually deconstructs your particles

259. and inserts you into your favorite video game.

260. So as soon as Carl get.

261. No, no.

262. I want to fight side by side

263. with Ultra Lord now.

264. Every moment I'm not fighting

265. side by side with Ultra Lord is tearing me apart.

266. Okay, okay, okay.

267. Insert the game, then stand on the transference pad.

268. Oh, one more thing.

269. This pyramid is only a prototype,

270. so in order to exit the game, you have to win.

271. So just to be on the safe side, I'll start you out on Level 1.

272. As Ultra Lord said in episode 62, "Love, Valor, Ultra Lord!"

273. Fractalize me.

274. Awesome— I'm actually on the Ultra Planetoid.

275. Greetings, life-form.

276. I'm about to engage Robo-Fiend in pitched combat.

277. Would you like to be my Battle Buddy?

278. B-b-battle Buddy? M-me?

279. Answer quickly.

280. My ultra senses tell me that Robo-Fiend is approaching.

281. At last.

282. My long years of watching TV have paid off.

283. Let evil tremble,

284. for none can withstand the awesome might

285. that is Ultra Lord and his new Battle Buddy—

286. Ultra Sheen!

287. Okay, that could have gone better.

288. Oh, Sheen.

289. Now he's trapped in there. Oh, well...

290. I'm sure he can't possibly lose twice on Level 1.

291. Hey, look at me.

292. I'm head-growing-out- of-the-ground man.

293. Or maybe I'd better give him a hand.

294. Hey, what happened?

295. I'm free.

296. That's because I pressed "Reset."

297. I couldn't let you get stuck in here.

298. Sorry, Jimmy.

299. Seeing Ultra Lord in all his shining glory

300. distracted me so.

301. Greetings, life-forms.

302. I'm about to engage Robo-Fiend in pitched combat.

303. Would you like to be my Battle Buddies?

304. He always says that.

305. Get ready, Jimmy.

306. Robo-Fiend's about to get ultra whipped.

307. My favorite video game?

308. Oh, no, no, no, it's too much pressure.

309. Ninja Llamas in Space?-- No.

310. Llama Versus Mega-Dingo?

311. ( gasps ): Of course.

312. Llamapalooza.

313. Oh, I love you most of all.

314. Prepare to taste photons, Cosmic Avengers.

315. Okay, Sheen, here's th.

316. Jimmy, please.

317. May I remind you this is Level 1?

318. He's all yours, Encased Crusader.

319. Hey, Robo-Fiend.

320. Hold this for me.

321. Oh, Sheen, that was awesome.

322. The scent of victory is pungent.

323. ( quietly ): Or is that just me?

324. Hey, Jimmy, the lab door was open, so I came right in

325. and... oh, wow!

326. It's Robo-Fiend Mega Battle featuring Jimmy and Sheen.

327. This must be the surprise Jimmy had.

328. Hey, Jimmy, where are you?

329. Can I play your new game?

330. I guess he went to the "little inventor's" room.

331. Well, I'm sure he won't mind.

332. Level 1?

333. Come on, that's for babies... ( snorts )

334. Let's try Level 7.

335. But, but, but... I don't get it.

336. We won the game.

337. We should have exited already.

338. Greetings, life-forms.

339. I'm about to engage Robo-Fiend in pitched combat.

340. Would you like to be my Battle Buddies?

341. Leapin' leptons— the game has reset itself.

342. Answer quickly.

343. My ultra senses tell me that Robo-Fiend is approaching.

344. No problemo.

345. I can kick Robo-Fiend's Level 1 butt

346. all day long.

347. ( quietly ): Or not.

348. Taste magma, Cosmic Avengers.

349. Jimmy, something's wrong.

350. Robo-Fiend doesn't get a Magma Cannon

351. until Level 5.

352. Someone must have raised the game level,

353. but who?

354. Carl!

355. Carl, stop— it's not a game!

356. We're really in danger.

357. Wow, the characters know my name... ( snorts )

358. Talk about interactive.

359. Hmm, I wonder if this game has

360. the Robo-Fiend Atomic Breath feature?

361. Atomic Breath.

362. ( choking ): Gross.

363. Behind me, Battle Buddies.

364. Don't worry, Jimmy.

365. We're okay as long as Ultra Lord's shields hold.

366. Hmm, those shields look kind of strong.

367. I'd better drain them.

368. That's going to leave an ultra bruise.

369. Ultra Lord.

370. No...!

371. Oh, yeah, I'm bad.

372. ( shouts ): I defeated Ultra Lord!

373. ( quietly ): And yet... I feel strangely empty inside.

374. Maybe it's because this game doesn't have any llamas.

375. It's all my fault.

376. I'm a ba-a-a-ad Battle Buddy.

377. If only we had more power.

378. You'd have to capture an Ultra Crystal

379. to get a mega level power boost.

380. Ultra Crystals— of course!

381. Okay, Sheen, can you distract Robo-Fiend for me?

382. Leave it to me, Battle Buddy.

383. Hey, Robo-loser.

384. Is that the rotting carcass

385. of a Rigilian Mold Bat I smell?

386. Or is that just your R?

387. If I were a game programmer,

388. where would I hide an Ultra Crystal?

389. Of course.

390. It's always under the stalagmites.

391. Sheen— catch.

392. I got it, I got it.

393. Fool!

394. You are helpless before one

395. who now and forever shall be known as...

396. Mega Robo-Fiend.

397. You might think about counseling.

398. I'm picking up some self-esteem issues

399. and it's... ( screams )

400. Ah, Llamapalooza.

401. Now face the fury

402. of my Opti-Blasts.

403. What the...?

404. Sheen, where are we?

405. Ride, Carl.

406. Ride like the wind.

407. There must be another Ultra Crystal around here someplace.

408. Yes.

409. Sheen.

410. Heads up.

411. Power coursing through my cuticles.

412. Power enough to transform Ultra Sheen into...

413. Mega Ultra Sheen!

414. Our power is too evenly matched.

415. Good thing I know your one true weakness.

416. ( roars ): No.

417. Yes.

418. The European director's cut of Ultra Lord, episode 317

419. reveals that his arch-enemy Robo-Fiend is...

420. lactose-intolerant.

421. Taste llama milk, Star Destroyer.

422. No, I'm allergic.

423. Don't.

424. Well done, Battle Buddies.

425. Join me again next time

426. in the never-ending battle against evil.

427. Phew.

428. There's no way I'm ever, ever playing

429. that game again till next week.

430. Well, I guess my prototype needs a little more work.

431. It's a good thing you came through with those llamas, Carl.

432. You know, we, we... Carl?

433. Jimmy, look.

434. Llamapalooza.

435. Llamapalooza, yay.

436. We've got to get him out right away.

437. Maybe we'll let him stay there till after lunch.

438. Okay. Got any bologna?

439. Llamapalooza.

440. Hey.

441. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

442. and NICKOLODEON