The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 1x14

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Crystal Scales as Libby Folfax / Phantom #2 (voice) • Carolyn Lawrence as Cindy Vortex / Phantom #2 (voice) • Candi Milo as Nick Dean / Phantom #1 (voice) • Frank Welker as Goddard / Phantom #4 / Special Vocal Effects (voice) • Megan Cavanagh as Judy Neutron / Phantom #3 (voice)

Jimmy tries to disprove Nick's scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland.

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1. Gotta Blast!

2. ♪ From here to the stars fueled by candy bars ♪

3. ♪ Rides a kid with a knack for invention ♪

4. ( gasps )

5. ♪ With super-powered mind, a mechanical canine ♪

6. ( barks )

7. ♪ He rescues the day from sure destruction ♪

8. Help!

9. ♪ This is the theme song ♪

10. ( screams )

11. ♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪

12. ( mechanical whirring )

13. ( barking )

14. ( yells )

15. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

16. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS

17. JIMMY: And so, in 1851

18. physicist Jean Foucault hung a pendulum

19. from a 200 foot wire-- much as I've done here--

20. and proved the Earth revolves.

21. Um, excuse me, Miss Fowl

22. might I suggest that in the future

23. oral reports should be shorter

24. than the life of the person they're about?

25. Speed it, speed it up, Jimmy.

26. Because the Earth's rotating beneath the pendulum

27. any moment now the first domino will move in front of it

28. and be knocked over.

29. Cool. When's it going to knock over another one?

30. In exactly one hour.

31. ( groaning )

32. 15 seconds, Jimmy.

33. Uh, okay.

34. He was born poor...

35. Five, four, three, two, one.

36. Time's up.

37. ( gonging )

38. Nick...

39. your report, please?

40. Yeah, Nick.

41. All right, Nick.

42. Yeah, Nick.

43. Can I, uh, get some atmospheric lighting here?

44. In July '97, three normal kids from our town

45. heading home from an all-night swim meet

46. decided to take a shortcut through the theme park.

47. So they hopped the fence.

48. They may have heard the rumors, but they were all too smart

49. to believe in... the Phantom of Retroland.

50. ( kids whimpering )

51. Everybody knows about the Phantom.

52. He wears a long, black cape.

53. He has a Genoa salami for a right leg

54. and he stalks the park after dark

55. looking for victims to eat.

56. ( all gasping )

57. Here's an artist's drawing

58. of what he looks like.

59. None of them were ever seen again.

60. ( whimpering )

61. That's my history report.

62. Okay, in the first place

63. who ever heard of an all-night swim meet?

64. Secondly

65. how do we know Billy's alleged last words

66. if no one ever saw him again?

67. And if Mr. Phantom's so hungry

68. why doesn't he just eat his salami leg?

69. The whole thing's a myth.

70. An urban legend.

71. How small-minded can you be

72. to try to ruin someone else's

73. well-researched and fascinating report?

74. Yeah, there you go.

75. Excuse me?

76. Isn't a basic rule of history supposed to be

77. that it's about stuff that, oh, I don't know...

78. actually happened?

79. Jimmy, um, your rambling was really cool and everything

80. but are you sure you're not, I don't know

81. maybe a little jealous

82. 'cause Mr. Fouc-Fouc... Forpa never ate nobody?

83. ( ringing )

84. Every thinking person

85. knows the Phantom's just a fable.

86. Oh, obsess, why don't ya?

87. You're only putting down Nick because

88. despite all your logic

89. you're just as scared of the Phantom

90. as everyone else.

91. No kid who goes to Retroland after midnight

92. has ever been seen again.

93. Tha... that-that is so patently ridiculous

94. it doesn't even deserve...

95. A what? A 600-page report

96. on how ridiculous it is in French?

97. So, Neutron, I guess you wouldn't be afraid

98. to go to the park at midnight.

99. You know, say, if I was to, uh, triple-dog dare you?

100. Don't do it, Jimmy.

101. With you dead, I'll be picked last in volleyball.

102. Fine. I'll go tonight.

103. And I'll be in class tomorrow

104. completely unharmed.

105. How will we know you were really there?

106. Because I'll take Sheen and Carl as witnesses.

107. Sheen, the Phantom of Retroland's

108. going to rip us limb from limb and eat us.

109. Say something!

110. You ever notice how Jimmy's hair

111. is like one of those gum massager things?

112. It's all swirly and...

113. What?!

114. Would you like some more milk to help you get to sleep?

115. ( yawns ): No, thanks, Mom.

116. I find it more soothing to mentally calculate

117. the Martin's function for all integers through ten

118. to the 30th power.

119. I list all the types of pie, in alphabetical order

120. starting, of course, with cherry.

121. Uh, what about apple, dear?

122. Oh, I forgot apple!

123. Oh, and blueberry. Blueberry, yes!

124. And boysenberry, banana cream

125. banana coconut cream, Boston cream. Right.

126. Um, black forest, marmalade, um

127. bing cherry

128. black cherry...

129. Activate hologram projector.

130. ( whirring )

131. Image select.

132. Skip to Jimmy asleep.

133. ( electrical zapping )

134. ( electrical screeching )

135. ( metal clattering in distance )

136. ( dog barking )

137. ( shoes squeaking )

138. "Dear Jimmy.

139. "I can't come with you tonight, as I have decided to join

140. "the French Foreign Legion. ( door creaking )

141. This is a decision I do not make lightly, as I h..."

142. H-Hi, Jimmy.

143. I thought you said 11:30. ( door closing )

144. Well, you'd have surely been

145. on a plane to Algeria by then, Carl.

146. Glad you could make it, Sheen.

147. How'd you sneak out?

148. Oh, I just told my grandma

149. that I had to go to a deserted theme park

150. to be eaten by a maniac.

151. She told me to wear clean underwear.

152. Let's hop the fence.

153. Hop the...? Uh, gee, sorry, I can't, Jim.

154. You know, some people can't whistle

155. some people can't snap their fingers.

156. Well, I can't hop.

157. So, darn it, I guess I'll have to go home.

158. Bye... It's an expression, Carl.

159. We're going through the fence

160. thanks to my oxidation accelerator.

161. Voila.

162. The equivalent of 200 years of rust.

163. ( can rattling )

164. JIMMY: Oh, Mr. Phantom!

165. Yoo-hoo!

166. Tasty children, right here.

167. ( sputtering )

168. Don't Jimmy.

169. It's one minute to midnight!

170. ( singsong ): Where are you?

171. Maybe he's on daylight mania time.

172. What's that?

173. My autograph book.

174. The Phantom's going

175. right here next to my dad.

176. And Santa Claus.

177. Hey, wait a minute.

178. Strangest thing.

179. The Jimster's in his room, but, uh, so is his playground.

180. Ooh, I keep telling him to empty his socks

181. before he comes home.

182. Uh, no, no, no, monkey pants.

183. I'm talking about

184. his entire playground's in his room.

185. SHEEN: I wonder what order he'll eat us in.

186. He's kidding, Carl.

187. No one's going to eat us.

188. Three, two, one, midnight.

189. Hah! We did it!

190. We took a hypothesis

191. constructed a scientific protocol

192. and conclusively proved it false.

193. Take that, Nick and all of your ilk.

194. You know what I smell, Jimmy?

195. Victorious truth

196. rising above the ashes of superstition?

197. No.

198. Salami.

199. ( screaming )

200. Stand your ground.

201. It's obviously a trick.

202. Could you sign this, "To Sheen.

203. With admiration and affection," please?

204. ( growling )

205. ( growling )

206. ( growls )

207. ( whimpering )

208. JIMMY: He's not real.

209. He's a mythical construct.

210. CARL: Hey, better safe than swallowed, Jimmy.

211. CARL: Oh, he'll just climb in.

212. Not if we're moving.

213. ( ticking )

214. ( diesel engine rumbling )

215. Ha, ha!

216. Try and get us now, Mr. Deli-Item Leg.

217. Uh, Sheen?

218. What?

219. It's only a three-minute ride.

220. ( ticking )

221. ( raspy laughing )

222. Wow, usually when I get on these kind of rides

223. I get real s...

224. ( retching )

225. Never mind.

226. ( groans in frustration )

227. Looks like I have to show you

228. how a myth fares when it faces the withering light of science.

229. How?

230. I'm going to repeat

231. Foucault's classic experiment.

232. And what, bore him to death?

233. Goddard, laser beams.

234. Cut the guardrails off the ride's axis.

235. ( barks )

236. What is this ride if not a giant pendulum?

237. Now that it's swinging freely

238. the Earth will slowly rotate beneath it.

239. Ah-ha!

240. So?

241. So, imagine Mr. Phantom's a domino.

242. ( metal scraping )

243. Huh?

244. ( grunting )

245. ( Jimmy laughing )

246. Let's see how scary the Phantom is now.

247. ( groaning )

248. Ew, what's that smell?

249. Shoe barf. Sorry.

250. Hey, hey, I know that voice.

251. Nick!

252. I should've known.

253. Boy, you really showed him. Wham!

254. Now let's beat it before the real Phantom shows up.

255. Sheen, there is no real Phantom.

256. ( raspy voice ): I beg to differ.

257. ( screams )

258. ( sniffing ): What's that smell?

259. You mean your salami leg

260. his salami leg, or Carl's shoes?

261. ( growling )

262. ( screaming )

263. ( growling )

264. JIMMY: It's only Cindy and Libby.

265. But why?

266. Why?

267. 'Cause nobody likes a smug, smart-alecky, badly coifed

268. other-person's-class- report-ruining know-it-all!

269. Everybody knows the stupid Phantom's a myth.

270. Only you would ruin everyone's fun

271. by being so pedantic about it.

272. ( raspy voice ): Ah, leaving so soon, huh?

273. ( screams )

274. ( sniffs ): What's that smell?

275. You mean your salami leg, their salami leg

276. his salami leg, or Carl's shoes?

277. All right, whoever you are, the joke's over.

278. ( screaming )

279. ( panting ): Jimmy, what about science?

280. Science, shmience.

281. Run for your life!

282. ( giggling )

283. Ooh, that'll teach that little dickens

284. to use his hologram projector to sneak out after bedtime.

285. Let's go, Hugh.

286. Coming.

287. Hey, booger of my eye, I think I got 'em all--

288. every single pie between apple and cherry.

289. Look at my list.

290. What about blackberry?

291. Oh, blackberry, sure.

292. Tip of the cap, there, Mr. Phantom-Face Terrifying Guy.

293. ( both screaming )